Stay ConnectedHave your real-life disputes settled in Fake Internet Court! Despite no legal background, Judge John Hodgman and Bailiff Jesse Thorn are the arbiters of justice that you need. No case is too big or too small. They judge them all!
Is a hot dog a sandwich? When does a collection become a hoard? Is it ever ok to flush soup down a toilet? Only one can decide! Submit your dispute at maximumfun.org/jjho!
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Dale wants to build a camping trailer, but her husband Shawn objects.
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Judge Hodgman and Bailiff Jesse clear the docket (be forewarned: there's nightmare gerbil talk).
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Should an ailing dog be given free reign when riding in the car?
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Bailiff Jesse and Judge John Hodgman return to chambers to clear out the docket.
WHERE CAN I SEE JUDGE HODGMAN IN REAL LIFE?
Great question! Judge Hodgman is out on the road right now, touring the Midwest and Northeast United States! Chicago! Milwaukee! Akron! Hartford! and more.
Find a tourdate in your area here!
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Will brings the case against his friend Moby. Moby has constructed a "friendship and acquaintance theory" that helps her navigate the relationships in her life. She's entirely upfront about which people in her life are acquaintances, and which are friends. She says it helps her maintain better relationships. Will thinks Moby has gone overboard with the theory, and it's alienating her from other people. Who's right? Who's wrong?
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Judge John Hodgman clears the docket with some special guests from Song Exploder, The Memory Palace and My Brother, My Brother and Me in celebration of MaxFunWeek.
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Is a man entitled to a beard?
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Judge Hodgman & Bailiff Jesse clear the docket, read pedantic letters, and talk about starting a horror movie club.
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Home renovation gone wrong (or has it?)!
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Michelle's fiance is a prankster and has taken things too far! Will the judge crack down on the goofs?
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