Comedy

Judge Jackie

Jackie Beat is on the bench and she’s a bitch! This show is Night Court, unscripted, where the late night party people, millennials, gays, and more come to have their cases heard by a woman who loves handing down justice. When litigants get heated up, Bailiff Sherry Vine brings the court room back to order. Get ready… the law just got lewd!

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A Clear and Christmas Present Danger! Dec 19, 2018

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A White Elephant gift exchange goes dreadfully wrong for Plaintiff when she receives an open, 1/2 eaten box of chocolate. Defendant thought it would be funny! How will Jackie rule in this case? Listen to find out!

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A holiday greeting from Judge Jackie & Bailiff Pete! Dec 07, 2018

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Season two is rolling out on 12/19 but we didn't want to leave you hanging this holiday season without a special message from Judge Jackie and Bailiff Pete!

We wish everyone a Merry Christmas and a happy whatever the hell you celebrate!

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Pilates, Puuuhhleasse! Oct 24, 2018

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If you meet someone at beer bust, they might bust your Pilates machine! Plaintiff is a pilates instructor and spiritual advisor. Defendant is a doll collector. Clearly, this wasn't going to go anywhere for the long term but thanks to Defendant's abuse of Plaintiff's pilates machine, they are spending more time together in Judge Jackie's courtroom! Is achieving long, lean muscles worth it? Listen and find out!

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This case is straight outta Glendale! I Missed My Flight, *******! Oct 24, 2018

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We couldn't do an LA based court show without hearing a case where two Armenians are suing each other, so we found some! Armenians, as a whole, are very talented people. But they can't park for sh*t. Vartanian blocked Vartush's driveway and she missed her flight to Yerevan. So she's suing her neighbor for $500 for the flight change fee. Vartanian, a 38-year-old who lives with his mom yet drives a new Mercedes, thinks he can woo Judge Jackie with his charms. Think again, bro! You've got to at least take her to Carousel first!

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It's a no-brainer!

Hold onto your wig because Weave... Gotta Problem! Oct 24, 2018

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Hold onto your wigs! Batten down your clip ins! This case gets hairy! It was home sweet home between these two roommates. That is, until Defendant, Katsy took one of Plaintiff, Traci's best hair accessories and used it in an art project. Katsy is a professional crafter and sometimes, she gets carried away! When the girls suggest that Judge Jackie is wearing a wig, things get tense. Never disrespect the judge in a court of law!

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Small Dog, Big Bite! Oct 24, 2018

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Plaintiff Casey Ley's Min-Pin did some real damage to Defendant Tony Soto's arm so he came to Jackie's courtroom to seek justice. They're bff's and host a podcast together called The Gay Power Hour. They're still friends but there's definitely some friction since Frau the Min-Pin treated Tony's forearm like a buffet. Who wins? Who loses? Does Jackie eat all of Tony's Junior Mints? Listen and find out!

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The Agony of the Man Feet! Oct 22, 2018

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Jackie has her hands full dealing with these millennials. Next time she might give them jail time! Katie is suing her BFF Jimmy for tormenting her by wearing flip-flops in a non-beach setting. After he posted a pic of his feet on Facebook, Katie got violently ill and had to go to Urgent Care. Jimmy says he doesn't owe her a dime! He says he can wear whatever footwear he wants! Katie is suing for $5000, for her bill at Urgent Care and pain and suffering. If she could sue for $500k, she would!

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