John Moe Teeny Podcast

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Hey Guys What's Up May 25, 2017

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According to strict FCC rules, every podcast must begin with the greeting "Hey Guys, What's Up" or else it isn't technically a podcast. I don't even know what it would be at that point. A crime, I guess. Let's listen in on several recent podcasts.

The Names and Distinguishing Characteristics of Vice-Presidential Rabbits May 12, 2017

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Mike Pence has a rabbit named Marlon Bundo. Marlon Bundo. But all Vice Presidents have had rabbits, stupid. Now, in a bit of endurance listening, you can learn all about them, idiot.

The History of Garfunkel Eggs May 08, 2017

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We all know that eggs from Art Garfunkel's company are a major part of everyone's diet. But how did this frizzy-haired bird enthusiast go from being a semi-successful singer to an egg god? Find out, idiot.

Wait, what is the John Moe Teeny Podcast? May 03, 2017

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Here's where I talk about what this is. It's five minutes long and you might find it interesting or you might find it very uninteresting.

The History of Apple Computer May 02, 2017

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Everyone who tells you they know the history of Apple Computer is wrong. Probably. Unless you know how to talk to certain people who live in bunkers and can't talk. Get filled in on reality here.

The Assassination of Abraham Lincoln by John Wilkes Booth Apr 28, 2017

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There's a lot you think you know about one of the most important and gunshotty events in the history of the presidency. But you're probably wrong. Let me set you straight.

The Only Kinds of Trucks Apr 11, 2017

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If you were wondering what the only kinds of trucks are, here are the only kinds of trucks.

My Friend Eric From Junior High Mar 30, 2017

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The legend of Bigfoot isn't as mystical to some people. At least not to the people who went to junior high with him in North Bend when his name was just Eric.

Don't Wake Up Sheeple Mar 23, 2017

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Boy, it really makes me upset when someone says "Wake up sheeple." Because you just shouldn't do that.