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We've got the scoop on where you can go to get more insightful commentary than you'll find in this podcast.Games we played this week include: Blaseball (00:00) Among Us (15:59) Oneechanbara Origins (25:00) Hades (26:52) Ikenfell (31:55) Amnesia (39:40) Day of the Tentacle (47:14)News things talked about in this episode: 2K Games continues to insert ads into released games (48:14) Marvel's Avengers pushes back its content (53:35)Find Laura at LauraKBuzz on Twitter, Twitch, YouTube, and Patreon. All her content goes on LauraKBuzz.com, and you can catch Access-Ability on YouTube every Friday.Follow Conrad at ConradZimmerman on Twitter and check out his Patreon (patreon.com/fistshark). You can also peruse his anti-capitalist propaganda at Pinfultruth.com.
The debate rages on.Games we played this week include: Hades (7:43) Fall Guys Season 2 (11:32) Ikenfell (19:55) Silent Hill 4 (32:33) Among Us (37:30) Phasmophobia (43:40) I Am Dead (46:55)News things talked about in this episode: CDPR's crunch and its defenders (49:37)Find Laura at LauraKBuzz on Twitter, Twitch, YouTube, and Patreon. All her content goes on LauraKBuzz.com, and you can catch Access-Ability on YouTube every Friday.Follow Conrad at ConradZimmerman on Twitter and check out his Patreon (patreon.com/fistshark). You can also peruse his anti-capitalist propaganda at Pinfultruth.com.
This week's episode is brought to you by Milkworms, the fabric you can drink.Games we played this week include: Hades (11:27) Crash Bandicoot 4: It's About Time (21:13) Blaster Master Zero (25:58) Super Mario 35 (31:05) Rogue Company (37:01) BPM (38:04) The Solitaire Conspiracy (40:34)News things talked about in this episode: Mobile game Genshin Impact bans the words 'Kong' and 'Taiwan' because China (43:30)Ubisoft did a workplace survey and it's not good (46:12)Minecraft Steve steps out (56:25)Find Laura at LauraKBuzz on Twitter, Twitch, YouTube, and Patreon. All her content goes on LauraKBuzz.com, and you can catch Access-Ability on YouTube every Friday.Follow Conrad at ConradZimmerman on Twitter and check out his Patreon (patreon.com/fistshark). You can also peruse his anti-capitalist propaganda at Pinfultruth.com.
Everybody on this episode thinks Hades is very, very good. Please believe us.Games we played this week include: Hades (3:51)News things talked about in this episode: Microsoft's big buyout of Bethesda (30:35) Michel Ancel leaves Ubisoft ahead of allegations (35:37) CDPR crunches again on Cyberpunk 2077 (53:11) EA advertises loot boxes to kids (59:05) Pokémon Go is getting less friendly (1:00:50)Find Laura at LauraKBuzz on Twitter, Twitch, YouTube, and Patreon. All her content goes on LauraKBuzz.com, and you can catch Access-Ability on YouTube every Friday.Follow ConradZimmerman on Twitter and check out his Patreon. You can also peruse his anti-capitalist propaganda at Pinfultruth.com.
Mystery abounds in this, the 300th episode of Podquisition, as the gang looks back on the best of the last six years of gaming.Find Laura at LauraKBuzz on Twitter, Twitch, YouTube, and Patreon. All her content goes on LauraKBuzz.com, and you can catch Access-Ability on YouTube every Friday.Conrad is actually worse at self-promotion than Jim is, but find them at ConradZimmerman on Twitter for now and maybe he'll write something more practical later.
It's a wild west, rootin-tootin', individual ownership of property adventure on this week's show.Games we played this week include: Spelunky 2 (6:10) Super Mario 3D Collection (15:10) Astroneer (22:25) Fall Guys (24:45) Kingdoms of Amalur Re-Reckoning (30:00) Paradise Killer (31:35)News things talked about in this episode: Apple lawyers call out Epic lawsuit as a marketing stunt (34:00) Ubisoft (a company with a barely acknowledged history of systemic worker abuse) continues to find novel ways to be terrible (38:30) 505 Games accidentally does the impossible with Control Ultimate Edition (48:37) Microsoft muddies their messaging on Xbox Series S/X (51:10)Find Laura at LauraKBuzz on Twitter, Twitch, YouTube, and Patreon. All her content goes on LauraKBuzz.com, and you can catch Access-Ability on YouTube every Friday.Conrad is actually worse at self-promotion than Jim is, but find them at ConradZimmerman on Twitter for now and maybe he'll write something more practical later.
We had a relatively nice time with video games this week.Games we played this week include: Fall Guys (10:30), Tony Hawk Pro Skater 1+2 (16:00), Paradise Killer (21:20), Kingdoms of Amalur Re-Reckoning (32:45), The Last Campfire (39:55), and Spinch (42:45).
Tanya DePass joins the crew to discuss Marvel's Avengers, No Straight Roads, and Ubisoft's latest nonsense.Check out Tanya at cypheroftyr.com!
A musical gets a wax-based controversy. A senator refuses the charitable call. Also, Spiritfarer, Fall Guys, and No Straight Roads.
Astronauts are scary. Also we have Fall Guys, Mortal Shell, Rad, Spiritfarer, and all that nonsense between Apple and Epic.
A gigantic robot bollock. Also, Fall Guys, Marvel's Avengers, loads and loads of indie stuff. And Control being stupid about next-gen.
We ponder the hard questions asked of Westworld. Also, we talk about Fall Guys, Frog Fractions 3, and things Conrad Zimmerman played.
Just because someone's feeling queasy that doesn't mean we can't talk about games.
Sometimes we need to remember that we are not royalty in the Regency Crisis.Elsewhere, we discuss the latest horrors of the game industry, as well as Ghost of Tsushima, Paper Mario: Mr. Origami Man (mild spoilers at 54:00-55:00), and something else that I forgot.
Angry crew in this one, friends.
Learning lessons about love in the year 2020.
Don Lemon judges from afar, the Bad Boy of YouTube makes his mark, and we play some rubbish like Ninjala and stuff.
Donald Trump pulls horrible faces in our dark imagination. Elsewhere, things are bloody awful but at least we have a totally bleak and miserable game to cheer us up!
Cops fighting alligators? At last! Also, The Last of Us Part 2, Night of the Consumers, and Colt Canyon.
Eggs get wild here. Also lots of games in the Black Lives Matter Humble Bundle. Don't want to miss when we talk about accessibility. BioShock. We didn't see the PS5 reveal when we did this. Egg Pod.
Shawn Alexander Allen of NuChallenger joins the crew to discuss the game industry and the world. Originally recorded a week prior to release instead of a day prior, which is why some of the topics are already outdated in this ridiculously fast-paced world.
A regular Podquisition has been recorded but I'm waiting to be able to post it. Until then, I didn't want you to go without any delicious audio, so I recorded a mistake for you to enjoy!Your ol' pal Jim Sterling tried to record Podquisition. Alone. It went as well as you expect.I want to say it really picks up in the final act when Justin arrives and the Turkey Boy is born, but I really don't know.
Cats, sharks, firefighters, and Franz Ferdinand.
A mouse has eaten a cat, and a cloud with loads of teeth is laughing at a river made of eagle's laughter. It's proper weird!Elsewhere, we talk about Slay the Spire, Basingstoke, Beyond Good & Evil, and Galactus (the big lad).
Megatron from the Cash & Carry joins the crew to talk about next-gen letdowns, Tonight We Riot, and Dominique Pamplemousse.
Dick Swiss, Soldier of Fortune is here to investigate Nena's inflatable oversight. You will love the grappling fun of Dick Swiss!Also, we talk about Streets of Rage 4, movie theater silliness, and wacky Nintendo leaks.
The PQ Crew feel superior about face masks, there's more elderly dating, and that naughty old Predator is on the prowl.
Washing hands, cooking with Mama, and saving Midgar.
Bible studies, journalistic trespass, and the Bible all get discussed today. Some videogames too! Games like Final Fantasy VII Remake maybe? Maybe!
Fan mail has gotten interesting during these UNCERTAIN times. Also Final Fantasy VII Remake, Resident Evil, Totally Reliable Delivery Service. Also also, the PS5 controller looks cute.
Have you ever seen a hippo do a poo?
Thought you could escape mentions of Tiger King? We have mentioned it as well! Briefly, but we did it!We also discuss Resident Evil 3, Bleeding Edge, Saints Row 4, My Time in Portia, and HEY TIGER KING IS WEIRD!
The world may be going to hell, but the Moon will always have juice.Also on the docket is Doom Eternal, Animal Crossing: New Horizons, The Automatic Naughts, and Call of Doodoo Woozoo.
How has the Podquisition gang been during this weird scary time? Well, they're still here to tell you if your favorite games are great or perfect, so there's that. Let's talk about the PS5 for a bit!
Coronavirus killed Podquisition. Also, we talk about Call of Duty: Warzone's Gulag policy, Nioh 2, and Roller Champions.
CaseyExplosion joins the crew for this week's show as your old pal Jim Sterling is sick with flu. Don't worry though - the big sick idiot turns up partway through to complain about being ill.Join in the fun and frolics in a nice long episode!
Hidden Tic Tac truths are revealed, Devil May Cry 3 is good, Dreams is full of nonsense, and Laura played a ghost dating game.
Secrets and mysteries abound as Ryan Reynolds pretends to be a yellow mouse for a minute.
Swing by the studio and demand we take our clothes off! Podquisition gets a new groove as we try out a studio space and discuss Spec Ops: The Line, Sonic the Hedgehog, and house clothes.
Your old pal Jim Sterling is in Philadelphia now, though arriving did not come without a hefty price.Also, we discuss The Dark Crystal's bad game, pattern recognition in a game about trains, and other videogame nonsense.
Frankly, I think this one was really good. Anyway, we talk about monkey films, arcade tables, the official rap song for The Binding of Isaac, Wattam, and more.Oh, and at some point we remember to talk about the return of a certain game "developer."
This podcast is definitely not off the rails.Also, Disco Elysium, TemTem, and Terminator: Resistance.
Baby Butterbiscuits wants his ba ba! Also, we talk about Life is Strange 2, Disco Elysium, Assassin's Creed, and the next generation of consoles.
We take a brief detour from our scheduled Detective Pikachu episode, since we forgot to do a non-game film for the new year. Enjoy Demon Knight, a terrific Tales from the Crypt movie that features Billy Zane going full Billy Zane.
We definitely don't spend a large portion of the time talking about Cats and whether it is great or perfect. Nope, not this podcast.
With 2019 having concluded, 2020 envelops us in its warm tendrils. Let's look back at the past horrible year before we deal with another horrible year.
Yakuza, Pokemon, the Xbox Series X and the Game Awards all get talked about. Also, the greatest Urban Champion fan game in the world.
Talking about coffee problems, David Lynch, Aliens, Assassins, and... Urban Champion.
Eggs are amazing, and they get their dues - AT LAST - in today's videogame podcast. Also, we talk about Shenmue 3, that new Darksiders game, and Conrad's true gamer trial.
JOAN DARK and HECTOR SAVAGE fight one expensive monster suit in an otherwise dreary missed opportunity. Everything is here for a hilariously bad b-movie, but sadly the pacing is just too dull.
Fats Crendle performs some of his pool tricks before we discuss D4, Kingdoms of Amalur, Pokemon, and Google's utter nonsense.
One of us is reeling from being on the cover of an extremely limited edition of Deadly Premonition. It's... pretty amazing.Also, lots of great chat about Yaga, Pokémon, Bum-Bo, and that whole Half-Life VR thing.
We talk about Disney Plus for a bit because that'll help the old SEO won't it? Also, Death Stranding, Sword & Shield, and other things!
Somehow, Billy Zane is in this film. Nothing else worth mentioning is, but we mention it all anyway.
No Ekans? What on EARTH are they thinking with Pokémon Sword & Shield?Also, Disco Elysium, Blizzard being rubbish, and other things!
On today's packed episode we do more slander, we discuss Modern Warfare, The Outer Worlds, Disco Elysium, Oxygen Not Included, WWE 2K20, and loads more.
Joker is not a hero. If you think he is, you're an idiot.Also, we talk about things like The Avengers, Control, Sea Salt, and all sorts of early preview games that Laura played.
Imagine all the good we could do with that sweet Bezos dough.Anyway, let's talk about Blizzard's continued rubbish, Overwatch's shoddy Switch port, The Witcher 3's good Switch port, and Children of Morta.
This podcast is never political. Promise.We chat about Basingstoke, Ghost Recon Breakpoint, and Pokemon a lot. We never mention Hong Kong. Promise.
Time for our New 52 reboot! Conrad Zimmerman joins the gang as we discuss taxes, giving up on life, and Untitled Goose Game.Also, Code Vein, Risk of Rain 2, and Gearbox's union issues!
After five years of service to the world of inane videogame chatter, Gavin "Miracle of Sound" Dunne is stepping back from our silly podcast. It's been a pleasure and a privilege, and we hope you enjoy Gav's final Podquisition as co-host in this double-length episode.
The one and only Ashens joins the crew this week to talk about the asstastic douching of Borderlands 3's script, alongside Blasphemous, card games, and Boglins!
This episode should have been called something else, but we couldn't call it what it should be called. This is as safe-for-work as we can make it.Mari and Stacy from Geek Remix/Pixel Squirt joins us for talk of Deadly Premonition, World of Warcraft, and some very sexy videogames.
Ellen Rose from Outside Xtra joins the crew as we discuss Control, Astral Chain, and how awesome The Dark Crystal: Age of Resistance is.Also, NBA 2K20's gambling, and a little dose of that good Deadly Premonition.
Norman Weedus does a wee-wee.Elsewhere, we discuss videogames and mosquitos with guest star CaseyExplosion!
It's just Jim and Gav in the house today, but we find plenty to chat about. Horror movies, social media, and sometimes even videogames!
The goofs never start when Grandma's Boy is in the house! How will the Boy cope when Grandma does her Grandma things? Let it end. Let it all end.
We're joined by Mike Bithell, developer of Thomas War Alone, Subsurface Circular, Volume, and the upcoming John Wick Hex!We discuss the videogame blame game, the ESA's almighty screwup, and playing Flappy Bird with a vagina. At least the last one's lighthearted.
Bethesda has been crapping the bed more than usual, between accidental Doom DRM and a whole confusing mess over Wolfenstein's microtransactions.Elsewhere, games were played and stuff happened!
Mysterio gets out his dark, dark berries and we all watch on in dismay. We also talk about Marvel Ultimate Alliance 3, Dragon Quest Builders 2, casinos in GTA V... and Bloody Boris.
The gang are all a bit sleepy, but that won't stop them talking about The Crow. Or that dead NCR guy. Or how sleepy they are!
Spider-Man: Far From Home happened, some gum problems got solved, a rusty nail sparks a legend, and Man of Medan gets previewed. Also, the first rumblings of the Superheavyweight Supervillain.
Mick Foley is a pretty cool dude! Also, we chat about The Sinking City's bizarre charm, Gav gets into Bloodstained, and Crash Team Racing is put through its paces.
Oh this one's bad. This one should be tried for war crimes. This is Uwe Boll's most hateful, humiliating, pathetic film ever. This is Blubberella, and it is for those who do not fear Hell.
Obviously we discuss EA trying to rebrand loot boxes as "surprise mechanics" because OBVIOUSLY!Also, Crash Team Racing, Bloodstained, Hollow Knight, Fallout 4, and The Sinking City!
How many dicks did HBO stuff into a locker room? And what do we think of games like Judgment, Cadence of Hyrule, and Bloodstained? Find out, for God's sake!
In a bumper edition of the show we talk about all the highs and lows of E3 2019. From Final Fantasy VII to Cyberpunk to Bethesda's whole mess.
Early thoughts on Judgment, mockery of Todd Howard's nonsense, and Gav doing lovely singing. Also, we promise The Thrills will not be performing.
The gang checks out that hot new Death Stranding trailer. Also, we discuss Kingdoms of Amalur, Lapis x Labyrinth, and Pokemon watching you sleep.
Game of Thrones and Street Fighter: The Movie have a lot in common.Also, Rage 2, Team Sonic Racing, A Plague Tale, and more!
Gotta love that Mysterio rub. Also, Rage 2 and other things!
They couldn't even be bothered to find a guy who actually looked like Hitler.
This week, Laura tells us all about Detective Pikachu, which she saw. Gavin surprisingly played Bloodborne. Jim did very little with his wretched life.
Sonic the Hedgehog is upsetting.
We bander all the snatches and learn that we were the Black Mirror all along.
Days Gone is fine. It's just a zombie game.Elsewhere we discuss Boxboy, audio hardware, and someone played Bloodborne yet again.
Soundcloud didn't have the characters available for me to call this episode "I Put Off Watching John Wick For Five Years Because I Didn't Want To See A Dog Get Hurt."
Gavin is unhappy about "lively" rumors concerning Dragon Age 4. Meanwhile, Laura played Labo VR, and other things happened!
The mouths are wet with meat this week. Also, more Sekiro talk, nostalgia, difficulty, and BRAIN TALK.
Fears about flies and bumhole terrorize the gang this week. Also, plenty of Sekiro talk, and some other stuff too!
The movie boys become series boys to look at Hi-Score Girl, a Netflix original anime. ANIME BOYS!
One of us watched Puppet Master: The Littlest Reich. It was... an experience.Also, lost voices, Stadia, The Division 2, and much more!
One of us is remarkably under the weather but we're still bringing you hot chat. Let's discuss a bit of the ol' coke, more DMC5, and other things!
Devil May Cry 5 is very, very, very good. Also other things!
The UK hits of 1999 and beyond take center stage on this videogame podcast about videogames.Also, we chat about Anthem, and probably some other stuff.
This week's quite game heavy. We talk about the latest Fallout 76 hilarity, we talk about Gav's experience with Anthem, we chat Metro Exodus, Far Cry, and more. Wow, games!
What a blessed union we make on this podcast.
Be the best that you can be, and if a mustachioed dog kidnaps you, play along.
This week is a zesty one! We talk about movies, vibrato, throats, and maybe sometimes games like Apex Legends and other stuff.
Mickey Mouse joins us as a special guest, definitely, for Kingdom Hearts III.
Who the heck is discussing Halo Legends in 2019? We the heck!
On this week's episode, we talk about Hbomberguy's historic Donkey Kong 64 stream for trans charity Mermaids.Also, Resident Evil 2, and some other things!
Scurrilous rumors abound as a result of a dog with a very nasty habit.Elsewhere, we talk about Travis Strikes Back, Onimusha, New Super Mario Bros. U, and OTHER THINGS!
What can even be said about this hot nonsense?Treasure of the Four Crowns is a very special B movie in which dinosaur attacks barely warrant a mention and everything has to explode. It's a real... head turner.
How do you do Little Shop of Horrors without the plant? One self-aggrandizing drama teacher tried it.Also, we wrap up 2018's games and look forward to 2019's games. As you do.
It's almost Christmas time, so enjoy that. We also talk about Gris, Below, Pokemon battlin' and other stuff.Special thanks to "Ned Reid" for letting us use his wonderful 8 Bit cover of "Messing With The Best" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pe1M5lNe1wE
There was a very brief period of "nerds are cool now" in the late 2000s and early 2010s. We all got over it pretty quickly, but boy did it make for some poorly dated films.Anyway, here's a movie about a bad human being getting everything he wants.
We need to talk about Sonic's horrifyingly muscular legs.Also, Smashed Brothers, BioWare, Street Fighter V ads, and other things!
We live in a society! Let's rise up together for an episode that discusses more Fallout nonsense, The Binding of Isaac card game, and the PlayStation Classic!
The best thing about yearly traditions is when they end. This will be the final word on Pixels, as we produce our third podcast about Adam Sandler's masterpiece.
We had to talk about the Fallout 76 canvas bag scandal. Also, more Pokemon, more mockery of Bethesda, and some sad dissection of Darksiders III.
A podcast of two halves, almost. Jim and Laura talk Pokemon Let's Go, then Jim and Gav dump hard on Fallout 76. The whole gang joins in for in-game gambling though.
Netflix is back with more Castlevania. Twice as long, and ever better, so let's get into it!
So how about that Fallout 76? I should point out, this podcast was recorded after only a few hours with the game, before your old pal Jim was utterly sick of it. Expect a more generous appraisal here, and that's saying something, because this appraisal isn't generous at all!Elsewhere, Pokemon Let's Go, a bit more Red Dead Redemption 2, and some o' that Spyro!
The Quiet Man gets eviscerated like it deserves, Gav has more troubles with Red Dead, and HAPPY DRUMS GAME!
This week Gavin has a list of questions regarding Red Dead Redemption 2's more questionable elements. Also, Rockstar did a naughty thing!We discuss Deltarune, of course. Timestamp there is 46:09 - 57:30 if you totally want to avoid it!
There are movies that have dated quite badly... and then there's this tale of broken ethics and jawdropping CGI.
Unsurprisingly, Red Dead Redemption 2 gets a lot of airtime. Also, plenty of our evil liberalisms, and a bit o' Dark Souls.
This is definitely a podcast about videogames, not anime.Anyway, we talk about The Missing, Warriors Orochi, Switch NES 'romhack' fun, and of course that Red Dead Redemption 2 stuff.
This awful movie about moderately giant ants looks at a SyFy Original and wishes it could be that funny... and it's not like SyFy Originals set a very high bar.
Because Rowan Atkinson would do well in an Ubisoft game.
Fist of the North Star, Assassin's Creed: Odyssey, Wandersong, and Monster Party!?
Bowsette, Nintendo Switch Online, shrinky horseballs, and Bowsette.
Ready Player Dumb.
We've somehow made it to 200 episodes of this weekly gibberish! We raise a glass of Fantarito and Cyberpunk beer, we go round the twist, we reminisce, and we talk about some of our favorite games of the past four years.
GOD DAMN IT, PETER PARKER, GET ME PHOTOS OF THAT SPIDER-MAN!
A documentary about some fascinating men. And also Roy Shildt.
On this week's episode, we talk about Spider-Man, and Laura's played some interesting games around London Town. Also, Gav is The Mistered Bright Sides.
All the hots from Gamescom, including Cyberpunk 2077 and Man of Medan. Plus, more Shenmue, Donut County, and other stuff!
A competent movie. Let's talk about a competent movie.
Stay frosty! This week we talk about Shenmue, Ghost Recon, and all sorta of games we're looking forward to.
You'd think a movie about a GIANT WOLF would be less predictable.
Turns out the whole gang had major issues with We Happy Few, aka We Unhappy Many. Oh dear.
On this week's asbestos-fueled podcast, we talk about We Happy Few, Dead Cells, Flipping Death, and Rise of the Tomb Raider.
Hangovers are just the beginning of the aging process.Also, Deus Ex, God of War, Titan Quest, Hello Neighbor, Pure Electric Love, and Rick & Morty.
What is up with those weird "sexy" games on Switch? Let's find out!
The least believable parts of this flick are the actual fantastical elements.
We uncover ancient movies about shirts while playing Octopath, Yakuza, and a game about sushi love.
Laura's off this week with feeling poorly, but we hold down the fort with Gollum and loads of impenetrable telly talk.
No. Just, no. No no no.
With all the calm of a morning TV show, we rouse you from your slumber with our soothing chat.Also: Octopath Traveler, Sushi Strikers, Metro, and more!
Porn? In MY Mario?Also on the docket: Figment, Mario Tennis Aces, and Rabbids.
They call it "an animated epic." That's putting it strongly.
Fortnite and Paladins are on Switch and introducing old people to the new hotness. Elsewhere, childhood horrors and Waluigi problems.
The gang chats all things E3, including Fallout 76, Smash, The Last of Us Part 2, Anthem, and all the bollocks in between.
We talk about Anor Londo, Another World, and catch up on Nintendo's free-to-start Pokemon mindblower. Also, Agony is a terrible videogame.
This week we look at a lot of new Pokemon announcements, have a spirited discussion about Detroit, and we all played that there Dark Souls.
Okay, none of us were prepared for how bloody good this was. Seriously better than it has any right to be.
On today's show, Laura discusses Detroit: Become Human, which she has played, as well as Dark Souls Remastered.Elsewhere, we chat about Pokemon, bodyslams, and the PS4's lifecycle.
We naturally give Nintendo a bit of a kicking for their Switch Online plans, as well as chat about Bloodborne (shock!), Hyrule Warriors: Definitive Edition, and loads more!
We wipe our butts, we lose our luggage, and we lament as Brian Kuh is Brian Kuh.
On a stuffed episode of Podquisition, we talk about Nintendo Labo, Tacoma, Dark Souls, mental health, Spotify's Electric Six obsession, and much more.
It's almost all God of War, but we throttle some Harry Potter in there somewhere.
Jim Sterling sings the theme tune to make up for being unable to do the rest of the show.Laura and Gav therefore host POD, all of the podding without the 'quisitioning.
The gang has to rely on USER GENERATED CONTENT and the Ultimate Book of Spells to make a lean news week into a fun podcast!
We mentioned frying pans too many times, now our podcast copied PUBG!Elsewhere, we chat about Extinction, Gav's Warframe experience, and more Pokemon shenanigans. Also, some silliness about a loose-lipped NIS boss!
Ubisoft does a wank for thirty minutes.
We all know Dark Souls is coming to Nintendo Switch, but we also realized something this week... if Dark Souls is coming to Switch, so too is Blight Town.In addition to that horror, we talk more Far Cry 5, chat about Minit, and give Octopath Traveler some love.Also, Laura played Dark Souls remastered.
The gang gives Far Cry 5 a good going over, and some hot takes threaten to boil the abundant piss.
Your movie boys hang out with Dracula on Netflix n' that.
This week, the gang talks some more Kirby, chats about Sea of Thieves, and dabbles in movie chat.
Kirby does some loving sick as we discuss Kirby Star Allies, Ghost of a Tale, Ni no Kuni II, and how news media needs to clean up its own act before talking about violent videogames.
Do not listen to this episode, please.
This week we talk a lot about Celeste, the latest Assassin's Creed DLC, Detention, Kirby Star Allies, and more.Also, let's laugh at The Sun's latest attack campaign... on people who can read books properly.
On today's energetic episode, we talk about Super Seducer and the "dating guru" who used the DMCA to prove his manhood.Elsewhere, we chat about Metal Gear Survive's wankery, PAX runners buying games media, and the difficulty in archiving game experiences.
"You're locked in here with me" and other cliches!
This week we talk about Metal Gear Survive, Bayonetta, and how crap YouTube is.So, a good week!
Naturally, Jim laments Dynasty Warriors 9 for a long time alongside Laura. Elsewhere, Gav still hasn't reached the Second Dream.
Really good for a high school fan-film!
This week, we have a story about public urination.Elsewhere, we chat about Warframe and blackmail, Monster Hunter World, and Iron Maiden. As ya do.
On this week's show, we chat about Monster Hunter World, Sterdust's next appearance on February 10th, Gavin's Warframe experience, and the story mode of Genital Jousting.Also, there's a mistake made with a lot of CBD oil.
At last... at long last... the story of how Alice is better than everybody in the whole world concludes.For now.
The gang talks about television a lot, but finally gets around to videogames at some point.
The gang chats Warframe, Pokemon, and some other stuffs!
MEMORY FRAGMENT UNLOCKED!
There's too much sex for us to do, and clopping's just the start of it.Elsewhere, Laura's discovery of Battle Chef Brigade is energetic, Gav goes back to Nier, and Jim reminds us of the virtues of Rayman Legends.Oh and we had no idea what that Switch Direct was about!
The gang get ready to ROCK... on a lighthouse. Or something.Also, videogames!
It's not fit for purpose.
The gang discusses the ultimate Krampus power fantasy.Elsewhere, we talk about Blossom Tales, PUBG, and Gorogoa!
Holiday traditions to delight and amuse!We spend a lot of time talking about Xenoblade Chronicles 2 while Gav plays some Tomb Raider in 4K.Also, what we're looking forward to in 2018.
I love the Power Glove. It's bad.
On this week's episode, we talk about that wacky Death Stranding trailer, and react IN REAL TIME to Patreon's surprise reversal.Elsewhere, we chat about an old RPG, a less old RPG, and some other things!
Fancy meeting you here, MONADO BOY!We discuss Xenoblade Chronicles 2, an unexpected Portal spin-off, and the tragedy of amiibo cereal.
We actually sat through and commentated through this whole horrible trainwreck. What a treat.What a goddamn treat.
As Sterdust prepares to dazzle Jackson on January 6, we deal with the post-release lull and talk bollocks.EA can't stop being rubbish, Skyrim is on Switch, and other things!
It's Thanksgiving, which means very little is happening. However, since EA messed up loot boxes so royally, we have much to discuss there.Also, the FCC is rubbish, Skyrim's alright on Switch, and Gav likes the new Thor film.
King Chad of the Larp Kingdom defends his styrofoam fortress from a cartoon wyvern NOT A DRAGON A WYVERN!
It's difficult to talk about anything other than the sheer mess that has been Star Wars Battlefront II.We discuss 2017's most controversial game while refreshing its subreddit waiting for EA DICE's ill-fated AMA to start.Also, Hand of Fate 2, DOOM for Switch, and some other stuff!
On this week's podcast, we talk about turn-of-the-millenium British pop culture to alienate most of you.After that, we chat Sonic Forces, more Assassin's Creed, the Xbox One X, and some other bollocks.
It's about things going in butts, basically. Also videogames, to a lesser degree.
Halloween may be over, but this assortment of monsters is still ready to spook ya with gaming nonsense!This week we mostly talk about the games we've been playing, chiefly Super Mario Odyssey, Wolfenstein II, and that Assassin one.
This week, Mario Odyssey takes center stage, but we chat plenty about Assassin's Creed Origins as well.One of us weren't allowed to play the latest Ubisoft game, because U-play wouldn't let them.
Oh screw everything. Time for another mistake.Let's talk about a film that is definitely not a comedy like Rush Hour. All it has are those Billy Zane eyes.
We went far too long without a Father Ted reference.Anyway, we chat more Shadow of War, discuss The Evil Within 2, and dump on WWE 2K18 a little.Also, you damn right we chatted about Activision and Visceral.
Gav said something great on this episode and I can't remember it for the show title quote, nor can I find it again amongst all this GREAT chat.Rest assured though, Gav is back, and he is good. Also, Shadow of War, the Switch explosion, and Assassin's Creed: Origins!
This podcast was a terrible mistake and we're all very sorry.
On this week's classy 'cast, we discuss very specific pornography. This is a videogame podcast.We also talk about Golf Story, Pinball FX3, and Hob, as well as lots of other stuff!
Iwata is the Ghost in the Machine now, which cements his coolness.Elsewhere, the PS Vita has a bad time, the Atari Box is a thing, and that Assassin's Creed gold head is horrible.
On its own, Heavenly Sword is a fairly mediocre and badly animated CG movie.Contextualized, it's AMAZINGLY awful. What they managed to do while having access to the source material is an incredible testament to how badly you can screw up when you clearly don't give a damn.
The PQ Crew asks very important Ghostbusters questions.Also, we chat about the grind of Destiny 2's endgame, Final Fantasy IX is nice, and the Outsider dies.Oh, and Mario's nipples are a thing.
Björk visits the studio, remasters are happening, and there's loads of obvious Destiny 2 talk.Oh, and we also have to confront horrible truths about sentient hat.
What happens when one Nobel Prize isn't enough?This happens.
This week we talk about the big games we stuck our hands into, chiefly Destiny 2 and Knack 2.Also, Game of Thrones, Mario isn't a plumber, and this podcast is haunted.
Final Fantasy and Assassin's Creed team up to make sick happen, Mario + Rabbids Kingdom Battle is finally here, and we're definitely not loading our Raspberry Pi with SNES games.
Uwe Boll's awfulness returns for another ill-advised dip in the BloodRayne ocean.This time, vampire cowboys.
We'll never find out why Harold the Giraffe is allowed in schools.Elsewhere, we detail the sad fate of McBusted, The SNES Classic preorders are an unsurprising mess, and some videogame stuff happened!
Orgies are discussed, as is the way of things.Elsewhere, we talk about developers who tell naughty lies, Jim Sterling becoming Undertale canon, Sonic Mania, Agents of Mayhem, and more.
The boys go into the diiiiiigital woooorld and see what's happening when computers are evil and stuff.
I didn't wanna call today's episode what it is. You can thank Gav and Splatoon 2 for that.Otherwise, let's chat about Shadow of War's loot boxes, the curse of Hellblade, and how millennials destroyed vinyl LPs.
Builders get their knobs out, everybody knows this. It's part of the construction gig.Elsewhere, The Witcher 3 has a coloring book, GameStop hates its employees, and Warframe gets some discussion.
I think that's the right one. Seriously, these Resident Evil movies have become impossible to sort out.Anyway, it copies Dawn of the Dead and Aliens, so let's see how that works!
This week, we describe social media in terms of a Hell painting, and give our thoughts on Splatoon 2 and Pyre.Meanwhile, Gav's played more Destiny, and Pokemon Go had an event that... well... didn't quite go.
There is no potential for Grandma Nintendo as a character.Meanwhile, we focus surprisingly on videogames this week, how about that!?Destiny 2 thoughts, Unity Engine, and the AtariBox, plus more!
Okay, I got Pokemon wrong. We're doing Pokemon The Movie 2000, not The Return of Mewtwo. That's a different one.At any rate, here's the next Pokemon movie. It's got magic birds in it.
Your pal Jim Sterling is back from gall bladder surgery after having to cancel last week.It's time to talk about Crash Bandicoot, terrible PS4 developers, and loads of other bollocks!
You know... this really isn't all that bad. At least it's an actual movie.
The SNES Classic will definitely be a better situation than... oh. Oh it wasn't. Okay then.Elsewhere, we look at some console shovelware, we examine publisher lies, and talk some other bollocks.
I should point out that Ian and I are friends, because otherwise this episode would come off really harsh. More than normal.But anyway, let's hear about human wreckage, being Jason Voorhees for a joke, and Benjamin Button as a film critic.
On this week's episode, Nintendo tries to clarify that Mario doesn't possess anybody. It's worse than that.Elsewhere, we chat about the weather, Wolfenstein, and more Nintendo bollocks.
The worst movie we've done. Period.
It's E3 time! Podquisition talks about the press briefings and news, as well as how choice Bowser looks now.Be it Microsoft, Nintendo, Sony, Ubisoft, or EA, we've got all the bollocks for ya!
Ubisoft's new logo looks like a coiled dog turd in the summer heat, so it's the perfect logo, really.Elsewhere, Greenlight is dead, Splatoon 2's headset shenanigans are perfectly Nintendo, and did we mention Greenlight is dead!?
Is Seaman coming back? We can only bloody hope. It'll be more interesting than Far Cry 5 outrage.Elsewhere, we talk about the lifespan of jokes, and we chat about Rime, Friday the 13th, and Tekken 7.
A day early, but still a dollar short, your Podquisition crew talks literal bollocks for a good while before trying to talk about some videogames.Elsewhere, Mario + Rabbids is a thing, as is Destiny 2, and so is avacado toast!
The Spin-off Doctors: House of the Dead II by Jimquisition
The Podquisition crew gain reality-warping powers and use them irresponsibly.Elsewhere, more Prey talk, discussions about The Surge, and Ubisoft gets its E3 games out early.
Gav joins Iron Maiden and a scary ghost haunts the Podquisition.Elsewhere, we chat about Prey, Bethesda's putting its trademark foot down again, and something something Vanquish.
Christian Slater is the Ruby Tuesday's of acting in this miserable Uwe Boll shitheap.
We talk about the "cheeky" DLC coming to Breath of the Wild, Mario Kart 8 Deluxe's majesty, Little Nightmares, and probably other games too!Elsewhere, Laura's gonna do a wee, and Gavin's joined the ranks of the beggarati.
The comment section becomes a dysfunctional police station as Ian Boldsworth bites back.
So they're rereleasing Night Trap. That's a thing that is happening.Also, we talk about Outlast 2 and Flinthook, Platinum Games is making waves on PC, and Gavin's still playing Zelda.
So Ratchet & Clank sure is a movie, huh.Yep.Conrad's supplemental, along with visual aids, can be found here: http://conradzimmerman.com/spin-off-doctors-supplemental-ratchet-clank/
Gavin upsets canon and has to be taken to one side, while we lament a generation that won't watch Beverly Hills Cop III.Elsewhere, the SNES Classic might be a thing, there's more Switch bollocks, and Namco Bandai prepares to dine.
Comedian and podcaster Ian Boldsworth wants Jim Sterling's virtual reality headset. Jim Sterling doesn't want to give it to him.Witness the beginning of one man's attempt to psychologically break someone in the name of free stuff.
It's easy as one, two, six!This week, Buster Keaton faces the ultimate challenge, Pathfinder Ryder needs a damn cellphone, and Bayonetta is on PC now.Also, the Scorpio is still a thing, The Sexy Brutale is brilliant, and Peter Moore is so naughty!
"That tattoo, I've seen it before. On a woman and a robot. They both tried to kill me."Mortal Kombat: Annihilation is, in a word, glorious.Let the Spin-off Doctors tell you why, and peruse some hot gif action while you listen: http://conradzimmerman.com/spin-off-doctors-supplemental-mortal-kombat-annihilation/
We gather the best boys in music for a showdown that will live on forever... or for a week, anyway.As if that wasn't enough (and it should be), we talk more Zelda, we deal with that Yooka-Laylee thing, and Seattle was pretty cool!
Podquisition is up a day early because Jim will be cleaning up some dirty in Seattle.Settle in for the usual slop. Game talk, interruptions, Andromeda. Oh, and some... "preview" words of warning regarding Yooka-Laylee.
Ed Furlong and T. Ryder Smith team up to create a movie that could have been a B movie classic if it didn't get everything so very wrong.Nevertheless, a personal favorite and an interesting curio for those into game-themed cinema. Yes indeed.
Things get interesting in this one, holy moly!Let's talk about Nier: Automata, Horizon's music, Mass Effect: Andromeda, and then let's get really weird!
This episode's suffering will be legendary, even in Hell.There are no rails in sight as we hurdle from sincere divulgences to Metacritic mayhem, angry people, and extramarital shenanigans.Somehow, we also get a lot of game chat, from more Zelda thoughts to a hot take on Nier: Automata and more!
Somehow we managed to bag two Matthew Lillard movies in a row. This time around, he's much more in his element as the evil Duke Fallow... but what is that accent?Elsewhere, King Burt Reynolds has ninjas, Ron Perlman wants the chicken, and we make this movie sound 10,000 times more interesting than it actually is.
Unsurprisingly, The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild and the Nintendo Switch are the big topics of discussion.Also, rubber fish helmets!
Laura has access to a Nintendo Switch, so tune in for impressions of the console, as well as the 12/10 rated Breath of the Wild!Also, more thoughts on Horizon: Zero Dawn, and some of the most alarming tangents you'll hear in a videogame podcast.
Oh hello there, it's time to have a bad time. We call this time the Bad Time Time.Wing Commander is not a very good movie, but we watched it anyway. A 1999 movie that looks like it was made in the 1980s, featuring a plot that makes no sense, a lack of antagonists, and the worst space navy in the universe, it's one of those films that might have been entertainingly bad if it wasn't just plain bad.Anyway, your Movie Boys try and make it interesting for you.
We got singing! We got Horizon: Zero Dawn impressions! We got immediate reactions to the lawsuit dismissal (this was recorded that very day).Suffice to say we got a damn show, kids!
The nature of skeletons, rabbit sex antics, and the highness of the woman in the song about a woman being high. What more could you want?Videogame talk? We got that as well. Thoughts on For Honor, reactions to the Breath of the Wild season pass, and more Nioh bollocks.You want more? We have AT LEAST SOME OTHER THINGS!
Alice is better than everybody who was ever in a Resident Evil videogame. Remember that!More undead gibberish is here, with only Good Wesker providing any sort of relief. How will your Movie Boys cope? Well, one of them sorta liked it!
The Podquisition crew seeks Easy D in a new episode that features Nioh discussion, Fire Emblem Heroes, and Conan's intimate regions.Also, Wii Us aren't being made anymore, E3 is open to the public, and Brazzers gives Metal Gear Solid some Easy D!
Nioh's review embargo lifted by some of us were too busy playing Nioh to notice. Enjoy some first thoughts about Nioh, everybody!As well as that, we discuss the Nintendo Switch's apparent online price, chat about Resident Evil 7's early DLC, and say some other shit.Also it's just Jim n' Gav this week. It's quite the laid back little chat.
Look, you can't not talk about The Angry Birds Movie and avoid a political discussion.I mean... you can... but we couldn't. And it's not so much discussion as it is gleefully reveling in our SJWishness and if you don't like it, you'll have to listen to another show. I mean it's gleeful.Also, this movie is crap.
On a jovial episode, we celebrate Resident Evil 7 being really quite nice, and wonder exactly what the deal is with Life of Black Tiger.Elsewhere, Kojima and Del Toro live together in a one-bedroom flat, and the crew talks about bad interviews.
The Nintendo Switch is the big news of the week, so we chat about that for the most part.Also, Yakuza 0 is great and the Assassin's Creed movie is rubbish.
Marky Mark avenges his dead family with zero film noir charm and plenty of pointless angel monsters.Your movie boys look at this wannabe Dark Knight sequel and questions the many questionable decisions involved.
Sexy espionage is on the loose, Mario does a poo for McDonald's, and Pornhub has an interesting offer for a certain special boy.Elsewhere, we talk some more about the Nintendo Switch, we discuss the true adult fear, and we actually SAY the words Star Citizen.
It's the first Podquisition of 2017, and that means... there's not much news to talk about.Nevertheless, your intrepid crew managed to talk a load of bollocks for an hour, so that's good!
The Movie Boys are back to discuss Street Fighter II: The Animated Movie. Let us enjoy this classic anime, or at least that one bit.Guile is useless, M. Bison is naughty, and Sagat can heal up a scar in a really short amount of time.
Is there an audience for animal penis talk? We find out as the hard questions get asked!In a reflective episode, the crew talk about 2016, looking back on the games they liked and naming the podcast's collective ultimate game of the year!Also, playing games with vaginal clenching. What a laugh!
It should come as no surprise that the Podquisition gang has plenty to say about Tracer's recent queer revelations (good stuff, obviously).Outside of that, Gavin tries to infiltrate the show with sly music talk, the Nintendo Switch got some new patent details, and one of us doesn't think Super Mario Run is very good.
As a Christmas treat, your lovable Movie Boys pick one of the most anticipated movies to cover in their hot analysis.Join us as we take a merry look at Super Mario Bros.
A discussion about Wicked Willies becomes a Jim Sterling origin story, hasty rewrites result in a superior Final Fantasy XV porn parody, and Gav's Music Corner leads to some lovely Cardiacs discussion.Elsewhere, there's talk of Super Mario Run, a changed opinion on The Last Guardian, and Nintendo pretends it invented Minecraft first.
This week, the team chat about The Last Guardian and Dead Rising 4, plus the disagreement over Dishonored 2 continues.Elsewhere, Gav chats music, we make fun of The Game Advertisements, and something something Telltale Games.
Your movie boys are here to discuss Postal, a movie that's shocking in more ways than one. Sure, the content is offensive, but Uwe Boll made a... competent videogame movie?Let's discuss the jokes and the goofs in this violent jawdropper, while comparing it to how unfunny Pixels is.
Superbunnyhop joins Jim and Laura to discuss a Power Rangers porn spoof that has a David Cage-looking guy in it.Elsewhere, we talk about Final Fantasy XV, amazing pizza feats, and more bollocks about No Man's Sky.
On this week's sort-of-a-bit Thanksgiving episode, the gang discusses glang words for naughty bits and some of them are really rank.Gavin gets his words in on Watch Dogs 2, the gang debates Dishonored 2, and there's a lot of chat about what Pokemon Sun/Moon does right/wrong.Also Boglins and fleshlights... the winner's choice!
Despite already suffering through the movie once for a special livestream, your movie boys watched Pixels again - sober this time - for a feature-length evisceration.Watching it twice without chemical help? It's so, so much worse.Enjoy your Thanksgiving punishment, as two distressed men pull Adam Sandler's dumpster fire to pieces while taking time to provide extensive rewrites that would have made it so much better... or at least something.
The biggest news on everybody's "lips" is that a vagina's being patched out of Watch Dogs 2. This is important!In other news, we have Jim Trinca on the show! He's sick. So is the other Jim. We make it work.Also, GAME makes legal threats, Judge Dredd, and news from your pal Sterling's trip to New York!
On this episode, who knows what happened? Your main host bails halfway through because of BUSINESS but the memes have our bases covered.Happy second anniversary, Podquisition! What a great celebration we had!
Two very confused men pick apart two hours of namedropping and excessive CGI to produce a shambles of a podcast.Considering what we were working with, it's amazing how well we pulled through.Next episode is Pixels. Help us all.
On another bloody episode, we talk about why Titanfall 2 is good and why it'll probably fail, we chat Skyrim, and we hate that fox in World of Final Fantasy.Also - Boglins, Australia, and animals ripping other animals to bits.
On a poundin' episode of Podquisition, your WILD CARD Jim Sterling is revealed to be appearing in an actual Chuck Tingle game.Also, some AAA publishers don't like him very much.Elsewhere, we talk about Owlboy, Battlefield 1, and naturally dissect the Nintendo Switch. WILD CARD!
Get ready for the HOT BEAN FACTS on this beautiful struggle of an episode.Spider mannequins, inept detectives, and Jon Snow all feature in this delicious trawl through the treasure chest that is Silent Hill Revelation 3D!Also, Malcolm McDowell wearing a net.
On a rip-roarin' episode of Podquisition, we discuss Red Dead Redemption 2 and the disappearance of clever naming conventions.Also, we chat more Mafia III, more Pokermans, and more other stuff. I know there's other stuff. I can't remember any of it.
Podquisition's made it to 100 episodes! To celebrate, the gang make liquid mistakes as Laura drinks pussy rum and Jim becomes a live mixologist.Also, Gavin played Gears of War 4.We chat about Cuphead, more VR bollocks, the music of Pulp, and loads more. It's a 100-episode nonsense spectacular!
Dr. Isaacs and his mother lived alone in a small house on a hill...Your favorite Movie Boys are back to look at the third film in the Resident Evil movie franchise... and it's not great.Idiot crows, a girl called K-Mart, and the Worst Wesker are all to be found in this wannabe Mad Max.
It's the 99th episode of Podquisition and we celebrate by doing the same thing we always do - talk bollocks.This week, we discuss PlayStation VR and the need to shoot clown babies with Move controllers. There's also more sad hope for Beyond Good & Evil 2.As if that wasn't enough, Gears of War 4 thoughts and Gavin playing Splinter Cell: Blacklist. Yay!
Sociopolitical commentary happens on this episode. You have been warned. But seriously, let's talk about law and order...On the show we discuss that Brazzers Overwatch thing, More NX bollocks, Ubisoft possibly breaking UK pornography laws, and Virginia followups.You'll need plenty of stamina for this one!
The Last Starfighter comes to us from a simpler time, before Tori Amos took our innocence.Let's enjoy this 80s masterpiece, and lament the fate of an arcade playing cosmic doormat.
Would you eat an animal penis? That is the hot topic of the day, as the gang attempts to navigate the tricky world of knob munching.Elsewhere, we talk about why Dead Rising 4 will be good despite the hate, we chat about Nintendo's continued NX coyness, and there's some discussion of some other stuff, probably!
Laura spent ages putting together a compilation of the best bits from the first fifty episodes of Podquisition!From Link pissing out of his arse to a bathtub full of poo, all the stupid idiocy from this terrible podcast's first year are yours to enjoy again. Drink down that Booty Sweat!(PQ fanart by eatcat - http://eatcat.deviantart.com/art/Podquisition-577620922)
(Forgive the audio quality this week, we had to use the backup Skype call recorder).Steve Burns joins Jim and Laura to discuss Justin Roiland's virtual reality escapades, the PS4 Pro, and Kane & Lynch 2.Also, angry Russian energy drinks and breathing through our skin!
Lara Croft is a littering, rude, privileged thug. That much we can ascertain from Angelina Jolie's licensed vehicle, Tomb Raider.Join your favorite movie boys for a rundown of this ol' movie - one of the better produced, but ultimately less fulfilling films we've gotten to look at.
Podquisition is the only videogame podcast where you'll learn advanced penis exercises.Also, we talk about Nintendo's presence at Apple's keynote, Nuka World, and how Laura was totally right about the PS4 Slim.No PS4 Pro talk though. Stupid Sony putting on a show after our recording.
It's the trial of the century as Laura answers charges of 3D printing a working PS4 Slim! Also, we talk about the PS4 Slim even though it's definitely not real.Elsewhere, there's some more Mankind Divided chat, we talk about Attack on Titan, and SEVERAL OTHER THINGS!
Dead Rising Watchtower is a strangely faithful film that attempts quite valiantly to be canon. Sort of.Rob Riggle steals the show and we learn all about the Internet Movie Firearm Database.What a time!
If you don't want to hear about Mankind Divided for 50 minutes, then you didn't ask for this podcast.When we're not chatting about that, we discuss the little known (but wonderful) game Valley, the PS4 Slim that Laura totally touched, and other stuff!
When you're having sex with a plastic arse but don't want to think about the implications of its disembodiment, there's only one site to turn to!Also, more No Man's Sky bollocks, a good laugh at Konami's Metal Gear Survivor announcement, we learn about names for a bit.
Join Jaime Pressly, Holly Valance, and Kevin Nash on DOA Island for one of the most surprising movies we've ever reviewed.DOA: Dead or Alive is surprisingly not terrible. In fact, it's actually rather funny.
I'm sorry. I promise I'm about done specifically talking about No Man's Sky for a while, I just couldn't resist this.
The battle stations are readied as The Jimquisition comes under fire from No Man's Sky's most infuriated defenders. Are they as bad as the crab animals in the game itself?No. They are not.In addition to loads of NMS talk, we discuss The Elder Scrolls VI, Nintendo's NX bollocks, and our personal comedy pretensions!
Just what IS that dirty Moby up to? It's got nothing to do with Mobius Final Fantasy, though that gets a mention too.Elsewhere, we talk about how Aug lives totally matter, Niantic's lack of communication over Pokemon Go, and other things as well, friend!
Complete nonsense. Absolutely, thorough, infuriating nonsense. That's the best way to describe Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within.It's a shorter running time this week because the film has about ten minutes of plot running through 90 minutes of gibberish.Despite that, this is actually one of our most entertaining episodes. A triumph, considering what we were working with.
Sonic the Hedgehog had a great weekend... the same can't be said for anybody watching his 25th anniversary livestream. We talked about that fun little circus.Also discussed this week - Gavin's mangled music, We Happy Few, the Sega Genesis, and loads of other bollocks.
The gang's back together! Laura returns to discuss Pokemon Go, the NES Mini, and Dead Rising.Also, we talk about pain. So much pain. All of the pain that we have.
Your Movie Boys take their first trip to the Town That Takes, discussing the sexiness of Pyramid Head, the stupidity of our protagonist, and the problems with casting an uncreepy child as a creepy child.
Laura's still on a break, which means Jim gets to teach Gavin all about Pokemon Go! But first, Gav needs to learn about Pokemon.Like... the entire premise of Pokemon.Elsewhere, we get first Jimpressions of the HTC Vive, there are more YouTuber money shenanigans, and Laura delivers zingers from far away.
On this week's show, we're joined by LEGENDARY podcast boy Justin McElroy to discuss - what else? - that whole CSGO gambling stuff.We have other stuff, too! Boglinwatch 2016 changes forever, we talk a little more about Playdead's Inside, aaaand Jim basically fawns over Justin a lot.What a great boy!
It's time to enjoy the adventures of the Definitely Persian Prince of Persia.Oh, and Ben Kingsley's back, putting in another full-effort performance.
Please forgive the poor audio quality this week. Laura can't leave us alone for one minute...Holly Green joins the crew to discuss Orion's shenanigans, shady sponsorship deals, and Fallout. Loads and loads of Fallout.Oh, and poop stuff. Messy poop.
Boglinwatch 2016 gets a load of new developments, and two thirds of the cast talk about their injuries.Speaking of injuries, Mighty No. 9 was released. It was sad.Elsewhere, we talk about Scorpio backtracking, YouTube sponsorships, and Destructoid making (IN MY OPINION) a big mistake.Oh, and here's that video Gav wanted you to watch - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cx8sl2uC46A
Alice is definitely better than Jill Valentine. Resident Evil Apocalypse NEEDS you to know that.Let's see what else this wonderful mess has for us.
Laura has the hottest scoops LIVE from E3! Learn how she had to sneak into Ubisoft’s press conference, hear her firsthand impressions of Zelda: Breath of the Wild.Oh, and she was almost kidnapped.Elsewhere, we laugh at the usernames of Overwatch’s Reaper players, Link’s amiibo has a jizz problem, and there is no Beyond Good & Evil 2.
Your ol' pal Jim Sterling got together with fellow movie boy Conrad Zimmerman to discuss each E3 press conference of 2016.Original a five-part video series on YouTube, we've compiled our recordings as one full podcast for your listening delight.Hear our thoughts on Electronic Arts, Bethesda, Microsoft, Ubisoft, and Sony!
E3 hasn't started yet but the leaks and the outings are in full swing.We chat about Watch Dogs 2, rumors of The Evil Within 2, and Agents of Mayhem.Elsewhere, The Sims gets representation and there's more VR bollocks!
Aaron Paul ditches meth for misogyny in this ill-advised theatrical adaptation of Need for Speed.It's basically just a car film but with very few races, too many characters, and some of the stupidest character motivations in cinema.Also this may be our most meandering episode. The drugs like me.
Wigglin' this way, wigglin' that, nobody knows which toilet we're at!Podquisition tackles the news of the day, including No Man's Sky death threats, new console rumors, and the emotional vapidity of games.Also, Jim set all his clothes on fire, ha ha ha ha.
Your ol' pal Jim is joined by Laura and Gavin to discuss Dark Souls III without the spoiler tags applied.Let's talk bosses, locations, and why a certain king can go eff himself!
The world is not ready for JimGav, the horrific new Podquisition host. It's quite a spectacle.Overwatch obviously commands much of our time, but we also badmouth that crap new Turtles game, and discuss the latest failings of Oculus.Oh, and we talk about LOTS OF OTHER THINGS!
What happens when a videogame turns into The Warriors for children? Robert Patrick gets amazing hair is what!Double Dragon is one of the more curious videogame movies out there, and it's oddly worth watching.Let's see what the Movie Boys have to say about it!
You can brush our hair and undress us anywhere! The gang discusses Homefront: The Revolution which means we also sing Aqua songs for your pleasure.There's plenty of gushing about Doom, we talk about *that* bad gameplay video, and we discuss the upcoming Tetris trilogy.Oh, and that Assassin's Creed film got a trailer, I suppose.
We discuss some scenes you may have missed in Uncharted 4 - a lot of sex is involved.Also, we chat about Battleborn, Disney Infinity's extinction event, and give you an E3 drinking game that may not be good for you.
SIR!? SIR, I DO BELIEVE I AM ABOUT TO WRECK THIS!Is Wreck-It Ralph a thinly cloaked champion of the status quo, designed to consolidate the power of the 1% and disenfranchise the rest of us?According to the Movie Boys, yes, Yes it is,We ruined Wreck-It Ralph. Sorry.
A sad Radiohead time is delivered to your ears this week and we're sorry about that.Fortunately, we also bring VR talk, Uncharted 4 impressions, talk of Watch Dogs 2, and Fragments of Him.So that's nice!
If you're one of those people who did a sad over certain negative Star Fox Zero reviews, you won't like this episode. Not at all.Recorded early, we miss a lot of the stupid news that hit, but we've still got great chat on offer.Glow-in-the-dark skeletons, PAX East experiences, and monster truck incidents all get discussed. Also Aliens.
A movie in which Billy Zane outclasses Ben Kingsley and Meatloaf steals the show. Uwe Boll's tits n' guts travesty is... quite surreal.Let us enjoy this totally unhinged mess of vampiric nonsense, shall we? It's time for BloodRayne to ruin our day.
Enter the Masturbatorium, but make sure you bring a towel!This week we talk about fine wines, Dark Souls board games, and Guitar Hero MMOs.There's also time to chat about Mirror's Edge Catalyst, GameStop's publisher plans, and Boglinwatch 2016 developments.
Boglinwatch 2016 continues with hot new developments and there's wanking afoot on Demios.Elsewhere, we talk about dating middle aged men in pubs, guns that look like toys, and the rubbish that was Batman vs. Superman.Oh, and Dark Souls III. Loads of Dark Souls III. Not sorry.
It might be the best videogame movie ever made. It might also have a lot of unfortunate implications. It's Mortal Kombat!Why must we mourn Art? Where did Christopher Lambert get his wig? Should Goro have gone out like that? This is a movie with a lot of questions.Let's enjoy!
This week's Podquisition is the most scientific yet, as we get the FACTS about ejaculating on the Moon. It's pretty upsetting!We've all played Dark Souls III now, so expect chat about that, alongside some impressions of Enter The Gungeon, and thoughts on the failed Rock Band 4 PC crowdfund.Also, Boglinwatch 2016 continues...
Virtual Reality is finally here, but we're too busy laughing at a kid falling over to notice. It's really funny.Elsewhere, we talk about butt nontroversies, Fallout 4 DLC, and pledge to bore you with Dark Souls talk forever.Also, Boglinwatch 2016 has a terrible development.(Faceplant gif source: http://www.theverge.com/2016/3/10/11196388/virtual-reality-table-gif)
What does Pokemon: The First Movie: Mewtwo Strikes Back have to say about Adolf Hitler? This is a question your resident Movie Boys have the answer to!Pokemon tears can heal the dead, Minnesota is the link between realities, and Team Rocket just can't deliver the goods.This movie is out of its damn mind.
Grab an Estus Flask and settle in for some spoiler-free Dark Souls III discussion, as two thirds of the cast give their thoughts. One of us shouldn't even HAVE it!Boglinwatch 2016 officially begins, the alleged NX controller looks utterly terrible, and Hyrule Warriors Legends is a thing... if you get it on the New 3DS.
Leading the news this week is the announcement that your old pal Jim will be voicing a character in the newly announced Oddworld: Soulstorm! Will he voice farts? Who knows?Elsewhere, Laura has a piper y'all need to pay, Gav's been playing The Division, we have early Jimpressions of Quantum Break, and there's chat about PlayStation VR.What a fun time!
In what may be their finest outing yet, your Spin-off Doctors skewer Mr. Olyphant's performance as Agent 47 in the ridiculous 2007 Hitman movie.Why doesn't the world's best killer have an alias? How has an Interpol agent pieced together the work of a ghost? Exactly what happened to any of the forgotten characters?Hitman 2007 isn't just a bad movie, it's infuriating.
The Yogscast's very own Sips joins your regular crew this week for a delightful episode revolving around weaponized bees and lurid bike sex in hotels.We chat about The Division, Lionhead's closure, chancers on Early Access, and the appropriateness of being a baby in Assassin's Creed 2.
This week we "celebrate" the PS4 debut of Heavy Rain, as well as talk about Pokemon and the potential Xbox One upgrade plans.Elsewhere, there are rumors about Beyond Good & Evil 2 coming to NX, and Slashy Souls is a load of wank.
Raul Julia's amazing performance, Vega's fabulous features, the war crimes of Van Damme, and also Kylie Minogue for some reason.These things and more combine, with some help from DNA MUTAGEN, to make an incredible comedy movie that's just like Rush Hour.Street Fighter: The Movie is a prequel narrative based entirely around clothes. It's brilliant.
The role of Gavin this week will be played by Loading Ready Run's Graham Stark!This episode spends some time talking about virtual reality porn, with hot topics such as golden showers, tupper sex parties, and lemon whores all on the menu.We also discuss Far Cry Primal, Plants Vs. Zombies: Garden Warfare 2, and Laura's notorious trials with Undertale livestreaming.
On this week's episode, we obviously have to spend some time making fun of the terrible Street Fighter V launch. We also chat about Quantum Break's PC release, and Hideo Kojima's latest chicanery.There are a few home truths to be said about the Xbox One, too. Let's put this on the table...
Your doctors cut open the carcass of DOOM, discussing the total lack of demons, The Rock's sudden heel turn, and anachronistic videogame products.Oh, and don't worry... we spend quite some time talking about THAT little first-person segment. You know the one.
On this week's episode, there's a traumatic experience with an eyelid while "fan" feedback gets to be uniquely offensive.Elsewhere, we talk about the horrors of the confirmed live-action Sonic the Hedgehog film, Molyneux is mocked again, and The Lost can go screw itself.Also, thoughts on Firewatch and Unravel!
On today's meaty episode, we chat about Baba Yaga rule 34, the merits of Ronan Keating, and the sexual misadventures of Kanye West.Can you believe we talked about games a lot, too?American Truck Simulator, Peter Molyneux's latest bollocks, Rise of the Tomb Raider, Tales of Symphonia's terrible PC port, and so much more are all on the docket.What a show!
"You created it all so you could live forever. Why?"Your doctors are in the house to dissect House of the Dead, Uwe Boll's classic cinematic dog turd.Spaniards from Spain, gun continuity, Sega's island raves, and tits within minutes are all on the menu. Alongside some of the crappest zombies ever.
This week, we talk about The Witness, obviously, and also spend quite some time trying to describe the monstrosity that is FNaF World. It's... quite something.Elsewhere, Rise of the Tomb Raider finally made it to PC and Mighty Number 9 is delayed again, go figure. Oh, and what's all this "Horsecock" business about?
Laura compares her teenage poetry to the lyrics of Shadow the Hedgehog's title tune, and we find out that corporate-produced angst cannot stand up to the real thing.Elsewhere, there's more VR bollocks, we talk about Nintendo and the NX, and one third of the team might be a bit loopy on medication.
Join your old friends Jim Sterling and Conrad Zimmerman as they get elbow-deep in licensed videogame material. Movies, TV shows, comics (but mostly movies), the doctors are here to examine.This week, we start with 2002's Resident Evil, directed by Paul W.S. Anderson and starring Milla Jovovich.She kicked a zombie unconscious.
This week, we talk about David Bowie and That Dragon, Cancer. So yeah... not the most upbeat of weeks, right? This was all recorded before the Alan Rickman news, too.Fuck cancer.Anyway, we still have a fun show for you. We also chat about Assassin's Creed Chronicles: India and Pony Island, as well as lament injured backs and the latest Rift chicanery.
Masturbation is the hottest topic of the hour, as the dark side takes a heavy grip on our oozing genitals. So that's good.Elsewhere, we talk plenty about VR and the recent Oculus Rift pre-order chaos, there are Assassin's Creed rumors about, and Gavin will soon get to play the new Tomb Raider.Then there's all the wanking.
To be quite honest, I don't remember a damn thing we talked about on this episode.All I remember is that Gavin, condemned to sobriety, had to sit and listen to a load of bollocks as everyone else got nuder and less coherent.I think at some point I mentioned Bravely Default?
Merry Christmas Eve n' stuff. We have a nice positive show discussing games that we loved in 2015.There are obvious picks of course - Bloodborne, The Witcher 3, and Splatoon get mentions after a year of podcast talk - but you might hear a few surprises too.Gavin's sick, Laura's on mead, it's a fine time all round!
Prepare your ears as Laura proves terrifyingly good at ASMR and Gavin brings a whole bucket of Eddie Vedder. If you need a drink, your ol' pal Jim has the smeggnog!This week, we're talking about GaymerX, Ubisoft screwing up Tetris a SECOND time, and Hideo Kojima's magical holiday that led to a whole new indie studio.It's a whole lot of fun this week, easily our best and worst show yet!
This week, we obviously talk about Kojima being barred from attending The Game Awards, because Konami is full of lies and dirty behavior.There's also some fine chat about Final Fantasy VII, even if two thirds of the cast are objectively wrong about it. In other news, Half-Life is old, The Old Hunters is new, and Gavin likes Just Cause 3.
The one and only SuperBunnyHop joins us this week to help design a new game for Miley Cyrus. We're thinking of calling it Twerkin' Hard Or Hardly Twerkin', and it will make literally one hundred dollars!Elsewhere, we chat about Fallout 4's problems, the nature of game criticism when dealing with huge open-world experiences, and express bewilderment at people who are SO MAD at Undertale.Also, some more talk about Xenoblade Chronicles X, and Rainbow Six: Siege impressions.
Happy Thanksgiving if you’re into turkey n’ stuff! We keep the holiday stuff light, instead focusing on all the murders that happen in soap operas, as well as the secret island of Kate Bush.We’re really sorry about the Kate Bush thing.Elsewhere, we talk about more Fallout 4, Bloodborne: The Old Hunters, and give you a tasty preview of Xenoblade Chronicles X!
CONTENT WARNING: This show contains woolly liberal politics. If you are offended by progressive politics, please be advised!On this show, we get a bit too dark and political for a bit, before discussing the most crucial matter of the day -LINKLE! She's like Link, but better, because she's called Linkle.Also, there's more obligatory Fallout 4 chat, we talk about the frustrating nature of Star Wars Battlefront, and loads more bollocks besides!
It's Jimdependence Day! To celebrate a full year of The Jimquisition going independent, you've got a full extra episode of Podquisition to enjoy.It's got sexual tension with CPR dummies, it's got stories, it's got singing, it's got references to old 90s kids shows! It's everything you want and more.We dedicate the episode entirely to questions from YOU, the listener, and boy did it lead to one heck of a fun show.
Can you guess what most of this episode is about? To be honest, if you are sick of hearing about Fallout 4, you might want to just skip this one. It's most of the episode.We do find time to talk about Rise of the Tomb Raider as well though. Huh? You like that? Yeah? It's good!
We all get a detailed lesson on the rich lore of Halo this week as we prepare for a Halo 5 review that MIGHT DEFINITELY HAPPEN MAYBE.Oh, and Laura eats vom-flavored jellybeans. Eats them until horrible things happen. Horrible, horrible things.Loads of other stuff happens this week, but seriously. Vom jellybeans.
David Cage is BACK, baby! He's writing a sci-fi game called Detroit, but it's totally not a sci-fi game because he said it wasn't. It's about Robocop or something.Also, Laura's journalism is unquestionable as Until Dawn's DLC is revealed, the new Assassin's Creed is actually rather good, and Tri-Force Heroes is delicious.
This week we discuss what would happen if Konami were run by a Willy Wonka type president, and laugh at the idea of them pretending Hideo Kojima hasn't left the building.Elsewhere, you get some hands-on impressions of the new Steam Controller, sad talk of Guitar Hero Live's troublesome content system, and Gavin says something about Dark Souls.