Jason Dick and Friends

Red River Rabbit Hole (featuring Dennis de la Pena) Oct 10, 2024

As Stefon would say, THIS EPISODE HAS EVERYTHING!

First, Jason and Nick are joined by Dennis de la Pena from Fox 7 Sports to break down this weekend's Texas-OU game. Then they dive into Nitpickers™️ mode to offer mostly amateur analysis of the new Joker sequel. There are many, many spoilers.

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You Can Suck My Rabbit Hole Oct 08, 2024

Jason and Nick are back to give a quick Bumblina update before discussing these damn kids and their filthy music! Then Nick shares an exciting career opportunity, the guys check the email bag, and wrap talking a little Cowboys and Longhorns.

Happy birthday, Nick!

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Sorry She Filled Her D!ck Hole (featuring Doug Mellard) Oct 03, 2024

Jason and Nick get together to jam on gas station attendant ass models. For real. Then there is a surprise episode of The Bumbles before we're joined by comic Doug Mellard.

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Its My Party So Fack What My Friends Want Sep 30, 2024

Jason, Nick and Dave B get together for a sports ish episode. Don't worry haters! Lotsa personal beefs!

Plus...

-Longhorn win

-Is Quinn getting his job back?

-Texas falls in AP poll

-NFL

-and something about baseball

CONSTIPATION CAN BE A REAL PAIN! Sep 26, 2024

Jason and Nick are back to talk Jason's busted face and listen to him cry about his mom.

Cohost Killer Sep 05, 2024

Jason, Nick and Dave B make predictions for Texas @ Michigan Saturday before discussing the Dak situation in Dallas. Then Noah of ESPN radio and Michigan superfan/expert joins to preview what Longhorns have in store this weekend.

I Can Find a Cow's G-spot Like That Sep 03, 2024

This episode starts with a quick Nick and Jason reaction to Texas' demolition of Colorado State. Then there is a way too long rundown of Jason's latest Tesla problems before we talk about gym locker room nudity etiquette.

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Football Time Is Back Again... Aug 30, 2024

... its so swell. Tell a friend!

This is our official football preview show. Jason, Nick, Dennis De La Pena of Fox 7 sports and Dave B break down Texas vs Colorado St, season predictions, Dallas Cowboys contract situations, Houston Texans Super Bowl (???!!) hopes, and fantasy advice. Plus an epic personal beefs section on a Hajda meltdown freakout. This is a fun one.

I'm Not Sure I Know What Bang Bus Is Aug 27, 2024

Jason and Nick answer some listener emails and update the State of the Podcast before they're joined by realtor badass Sal Silva for a round of Ask A Realtor.

For all things Sal, check out salsilva.com*

*this is not a commercial. You owe me big time, Sal.

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I Need To Be Surrounded By People Sadder Than Me Aug 23, 2024

Jason and Nick welcome back their old buddy Alex "Son of a Preacher Man" Diamond to discuss Jason's Wal-Mart beef, a splitting-the-check ethics conversation, and play a round of How Do You Like Them Apples!??

How Did You Accidentally Pull Your D!ck Out At Work? Aug 20, 2024

Jason and Nick start with some unfortunate news that eventually spins into some Who's the Asshole, You Don't Know, Dick! and more nonsense.

Is That From The Bible? Aug 16, 2024

Jason, Nick and Dave B gather again to play some games but first discuss if Texas will be in the College Football Playoff... FOREVER!!! Plus personal beefs and more nonsense.

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Take A Tylenol And Fold Aug 13, 2024

Jason, Nick and Dave B get together for a sports-ish episode. Before they rap on the Longhorns and the Olympics there is 15 minutes of total bull shit for you non sports fans.

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Old Man Dick Aug 08, 2024

Jason and Nick reunite to first break down Nick's IRS issues. Then Jason has an assortment of old man conundrums yelling at cloud situations to address.

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Hot Girl Summer Sports Doldrums Jul 19, 2024

Jason, Nick and Dave B (with less of Dave's air conditioner this time) get together to rap on the release of EA Sports College Football 25 and play some sports Jeopardy. Promise there is not too much sports jargon.

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White Boy Summer Jul 16, 2024

Jason, Nick and Dave B get together to discuss all star competitions, SEC media days, the top 5 athletes of the 21st century, iphone vs andriod, scamming Best Buy, and Jason's terrible soccer takes.

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Nitpicking The Bear + All The Audio Quality $0 Can Buy! Jul 11, 2024

Are you sick of JDAF podcasts that are only 23 minutes long or of terrible audio quality??? Well here are nearly 2 hours of audio quality perfection. In the words of that old man in Forget Paris, "you ask for it, you got it."

Jason and Nick yap about Jason's new computer, Frontier Airlines and fireworks before an in-depth, spoiler rich breakdown of The Bear season 3.

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Let The Games Begin... Finally! Jul 04, 2024

This is part 2 of an episode Jason, Nick and Alex recorded on June 10th. Technical nonsense has delayed it's release but all those problems have been remedied! Maybe.

Let's play some games.

Coming Early Runs In The Dick Family Jul 02, 2024

Tape delay alert! Jason was joined by Nick and Alex on June 10th to talk shit and play games. It was a real editing nightmare and Jason is a lazy punk.

Again, the audio is not the best (ignore Nick's first interaction, we fix it...) but will be 100% starting next week.

Probably.

Episode 31.5 Presented By Sporty Cuts Jun 28, 2024

I swear this was over an hour when recording... In another technical difficulty episode, Jason and Nick share stories on Jason and his Mom being roomies, Bumblina making a life change, and Jason getting a fun haircut.

Awesome moments lost forever:

Jason's Mom pulling a Bumblito

Nick almost buying a house

An all time Thelma and Louis analogy

Thanks for listening!

I Have A Girl In A Bikini Waiting On Me! Jun 07, 2024

Jason, Nick and Dave get together for a (way too long) (don't tell anyone) sports ish episode. They rap on the NBA Finals (before game 1) and Texas vs OU in the softball final (before game 2); excellent recording schedule, Jason. Plus Texas baseball, Caitlin Clark, and FAT personal beefs.

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You Won't Find Any IPAs Around Here, Bro! Jun 04, 2024

Jason is joined by notable radioman CJ Morgan to discuss if Jason is a total dick... (yes). Then they dive into CJ's Mavericks and their chances vs the Boston Celtics before being joined by friend of the podcast Todd From South Austin for an Almost Sports style draft of things.

Listen to CJ Monday thru Friday 3pm-7pm on 101x.

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How Are You At Shagging Balls? May 31, 2024

In a "mostly bull sh!t" episode, Jason and Nick discuss the latest trouble on the Manor home front, Nick shares some unfortunate news, and then the guys discuss turtle theft. Finally, the guys are joined by Jason's childhood friend Amy whose son Travis Chestnut plays baseball for Texas A&M and is hosting the Longhorns this weekend in the College Station Regional. It's an inspiring story about a single mom raising a young man to realize his dreams. For real! Thanks for listening. Please share and subscribe.

And That's How Jason Got Kicked Off The Baseball Team For Saying Something Racist May 28, 2024

In a sports-ish episode, Jason, Nick and Dave B discuss generic offseason Longhorn Football topics that somehow tangents into Caitlin Clark's privilege.

Personal Beefs include Dave's refusal to learn how his podcast equipment works and Jason's disdain for graduation ceremonies.

Then they rap on Texas in the college baseball postseason and the NBA playoffs.

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Who Won The Right To F!ck Quinn Ewers??? May 21, 2024

Jason and Nick get together to talk sports ish including:

- Jason arguing Scottie Scheffler getting arrested being good for golf

- Todd from South Austin on the greasy details of college football NIL

- Jokic legacy consequences

And in the personal beefs section, Nick says Jason ruined their pizza party.

Sorry about the barking.

Not sorry.

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Please Don't Take Me To Jail For That? May 17, 2024

In a 99% technical difficulty free episode, Jason and Nick discuss all things living in Manor. Then some positive and negative side effects of Nick's weight loss. Jason explains a new old guy thing he is doing and then the guys answer some listener questions.

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BONUS Episode: Morning X Reunion Part 2 Brought To You By Dick Diapers Adult Incontinence Defense May 06, 2024

Here is more bull ish.

BONUS Episode: Skip This Morning X Reunion May 02, 2024

See if we call it a BONUS ep, we don't feel so bad about all the technical SNAFUs... not true. Still feel really bad.

Skip this shit or listen to all your old favorite radio people catch up (except 1 (an important 1)).

Slightly More Listenable... Hypothetically Apr 30, 2024

We're 83! We're 83!

Jason has slightly fixed up the techinical difficulties. Power thru the first minute and it improves... Then he and Nick rap on caterpillars, pregnancy dilapidating women's bodies, Longhorns at the NFL Draft, and a fun hypothetical.

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Unlistenable Episode Part 1: I'm Sorry Apr 25, 2024

Fark me... Obviously, I am having a significant technical issue. I am working on it. I don't even wanna release this but I made Nick and Dave B hang with me for an hour + I took 3.5 hours editing this to make it only this awful. Fark me.

Arch Manning

Nick has IRS problems

NFL Draft

Rock legends

Fark me.

Dale Dudley Has Fun With Coke... Coca Cola!!! Apr 19, 2024

Action packed episode with Jason and Nick breaking down the upsides of living alone, a Dick Question Amnesty, Jason looks for help with his brain damage, and a long form interview with former rival, new friend Dale Dudley.

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Does OJ Still Go To Hell If He Had CTE? Apr 15, 2024

Yes. Yes, he does.

It's a sports ish episode featuring professional sports talker Nick Hajda and professional personal beef maker Dave B.

Jason and the guys discuss the passing of OJ Simpson, the NBA playoffs, Wemby and the Spurs strong finish, and Scottie Scheffler winning the Masters.

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You Don't Know, Dick! Apr 11, 2024

Its a sports(ish) episode featuring golf expert Ed Clements on The Masters golf tournament. Jason and Nick also discuss the NCAA basketball championship, T'Vondre Sweat's DWI, Jason's church experience and so much more.

Programming note: Jason really bonked up the audio in parts of this episode. Ironically (maybe?), it is only his microphone that sounds like ass. He feels really bad about it. This may finally be what gets him on anti-depressants. He apologizes. Please bear with it.

March Sadness Apr 08, 2024

Eclipses, breakups, and breakdowns (of women's college basketball and otherwise).

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Experience Intense Blended Orgasms Mar 08, 2024

Jason is joined by #1 friend Nick Hajda to discuss Oscar movies, why Jason is being recommended lady marital aids, answer some emails, and beg favors from firefighters.

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Jason Dyke and Friends Mar 05, 2024

This episode has TWO sports talk professionals... and Jason! and Dave B!

Jason, Nick and Dave B discuss the Longhorns killing it at the NFL Combine, Caitlin Clark, Russell Wilson and Jason Kelce. Then Jason's Outsiders cohost Chad Hastings joins the show to explain how an Aggie made it on the radio in Austin, TX.

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Jodie Foster Really Puts the Cvnt in Night Country Feb 29, 2024

Jason is joined once again by #1 friend Nick Hajda to discuss Shane Gillis hosting SNL, a double barrel blast of Bumbles stories, and some light nitpicking of True Detective: Night Country.

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Sports (Jeopardy!) and the Shooing of Beautiful Babies Feb 27, 2024

Jason, Nick, and Dave B get together for a spirited round of sports Jeopardy! Plus, Nick tries to gift Jason some garbage in the personal beefs sections. And someone at Dave's house is taking a shower.

Everything Is Fine, Nothing Is Ruined Feb 21, 2024

Jason has many many bad news updates! Is this what you wanted?

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It's a Time-Share Horse! Feb 01, 2024

Jason welcomes Nick Hajda in for another episode of headlines and nonsense. They start with a story from Jason about taking the Tesla off roading, roll through some news, and end with some of your emails.

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Sports! Could a 15 Year Old Boy Drop Jason With One Punch? Jan 29, 2024

The Super Bowl is coming! So Jason, Nick and Dave B get together to discuss:

Did the Lions choke?

How'd they blow it?

Did the better team win the AFC Championship?

Will Taylor Swift perform... ANYTHING at the Super Bowl?

And... PERSONAL BEEFS!

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Dumba$$ or A$$hole? Jan 26, 2024

Jason is joined by #1 friend Nick Hajda for an episode of The Bumbles where Jason wonders if Bumblito is being a dick to him on purpose. Then they barrel through some headlines including Jon Stewart returning to The Daily Show and Oscar snubs. They wrap the show by answering some of your emails. jasondickaf@gmail.com

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Sports! I'm Spry For 64 Jan 24, 2024

It's a sports episode! You're welcome! Or... sorry to some of you. Jason, Nick and Dave B discuss who will win the NFL Championship games, will Bill Belichick get a job, and of course... Taylor Swift and the Kelces.

This video is needed for context. But also good under all circumstances. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yLUiOYRX1cE

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Please Don't Beat The Dick Jan 10, 2024

Jason chats with poker professional/content creator/hilarious bad bitch Caitlin Comesky about her rise in the poker media. Check out some of her tremendous parodies and other content here:

https://x.com/CaitlinComeskey/status/1739097275555553481?s=20

https://x.com/CaitlinComeskey/status/1741880512350708182?s=20

youtu.be/mSWAF8GyQCc

Then Jason is joined by Dave B (and others!??) for an episode of The Bumbles in which Jason feels bad for hurting Bumblito's feelings.

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Actually, We're Saving This Seat For a Real Celebrity Jan 08, 2024

In another sports episode, Jason, Nick and Dave B make picks for the national championship game, discuss the playoff hopes for the Cowboys AND Texans, and debate which teams can actually win the Super Bowl. Then Noah Kreitz, Michigan super fan, joins to explain how the Wolverines can beat the unstoppable Washington Huskies.

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We Celebrate JanuHAIRY! Jan 05, 2024

Jason is joined by #1 friend Nick Hajda for Hajda Headlines! They discuss the ladies letting it grow, checking your dogs droppings for cash, all the Tetris news fit to air, but not Rage Against the Machine breaking up. Then Jason speaks with the founders of Poker House Austin.

Thanks to presenting sponsor Poker House Austin. Daily tournaments start next week including a special Friday 6:30pm "Beat The Dick" tournament hosted by Jason. https://www.pokerhouseaustin.com/

You Don't Want to Watch Games, You Want to Talk About Pop Tarts Jan 03, 2024

Jason, Nick, and Dave B discuss WHA HAPPENED!!??? to Texas in the College Football Playoff before Jason turns it up to 11 for PERSONAL BEEFS. Then they turn to the 'Bama v Michigan game... promise non-sports fans, there is plenty of nonsense as well.

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No One Cares About Sportsmanship Jan 01, 2024

Jason reunites with Nick and Dave B for a sports episode where they discuss the Longhorns chances in the College Football Playoff, the Cowboys win over Detroit, a house update, and of course... PERSONAL BEEFS!

Presented by Poker House Austin. Grand opening is January 26th but games are already running regularly. Details on the Poker Atlas app or here: https://www.pokeratlas.com/poker-room/poker-house-austin-round-rock

I'm Not Totally Sure I Know All the States Dec 29, 2023

In another breathing heavy episode, Jason is joined by Nick and Alex to discuss gambling with children before playing some games.

In The Words of Cousin Eddie: Sh!tters Full Dec 25, 2023

Merry Xmas! In the debut episode, Jason and #1 friend Nick Hajda do a Nitpickers breakdown of Home Alone but not before explaining how Jason has KINDA moved to Manor and the weird Hajda family Christmas.

Thanks for listening! Please rate, review and most of all... tell a freind!

Don't Call it a Comeback Dec 19, 2023

Let's get at least 1 real episode out before we start throwing around the C word.

Christmas Day! On this feed. Tell your friends.

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