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Did Aliens Help Nazis Build Nukes? Feb 14, 2024

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We continue our dive into Ancient Aliens and the Third Reich (yay?) by covering the myth about how Germany definitely got aliens to build nuclear weapons for them during World War II.

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Viktor Schauberger And Nazi Germany's "Anti-Gravity" Device Feb 06, 2024

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We're (unfortunately) starting a new series on Ancient Aliens and Nazi Germany. And where better to start than Victor Schauberger — a guy who definitely wasn't a nazi and definitely invented a flying saucer.

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The Aliens Were Here, They’re in Ecuador, and They Built a Library Jan 30, 2024

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Is there a cave hiding mysterious ancient writings from space? How does Niel Armstrong get involved in this? Let's talk about the Cave of Tayos and the Metal Library.

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Ants Are Aliens Now I Guess Jan 23, 2024

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We're diving into the symbolism of ants and snakes throughout history, religion, and culture because a bad tv show is convinced they're connected to aliens.

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Stonehenge: Why We're Finally Talking About It Now Jan 18, 2024

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Finally, let's discuss Stonehenge and how it definitely wasn't built by aliens. We're joined by Justin from Well There's Your Problem to discuss his favorite thing: henges.

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A Brief History Of UFO Conspiracies (And How To Fix Them) Jan 09, 2024

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When did UFO conspiracy theories start popping up? Why did they take hold? What can we do to stop them? Tristan has some ideas while Scott says "interesting."

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New Year, Old Mistakes Jan 02, 2024

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BUT! This is a new format for how we do our quarterly corrections episodes, so we hope you appreciate that they are more fun now!

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It's Probably Not Aliens Holiday Special: Protocol Atlantis Dec 22, 2023

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The year is 7023. Humanity has admittedly had a rough go of it. Last christmas, a shapeshifting alien from Earth disguising itself as Santa wreaked havoc on the X Intellectual Conference at the X Convention Center, in X City. Nobody is sure how it got there, but everyone knows it was stopped by two brave heroes: Derrick Von Erican and Indianapolis Dave. Interestingly enough, those two JUST came back from Earth, and stories of their time there have been wildly published, generating more interest in the Pale Grey Dot.

General Michael Ivan Cochran is the head of the Martian Military, which accounts for 60% of the Martian annual budget to protect from extra-terrestrial threats. That WILL show up. Any. Day. Now. MIC has reason to suspect there are actually ALIENS on the Earth, and even scarier: GIANT aliens, and even scarier still UNDERWATER GIANT ALIENS. Around the end of the year, they assemble some sort of alien instrument with various pieces around a giant tree. Now, this COULD just be a community sharing gifts with each other for a winter holiday… or it COULD be an alien super weapon meant to destroy all of Mars. the ONLY way to be safe, is to send a small strike team of two HEROES back to Earth, to steal the pieces of this super weapon before all of Mars can be destroyed. And who better than the heroes who saved last Christmas, and also, ENTIRELY COINCIDENTALLY, went to Earth around the same time? This is: Its Probably Not Aliens: Protocol Atlantis.

It's that time of year we put aside our chrome tabs for dice and 3 grown adults play pretend on a microphone for the entertainment of dozens. Happy holidays!

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The GALACTIC GAZETTE: Mike Johnson Doesn't Understand the Roman Empire Dec 20, 2023

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In our first issue of the GALACTIC GAZETTE, We learn that the new speaker of the house doen't understand basic stuff about Roman history, and that NASA concluded that they are probably good people for studying the sky and space.

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Derinkuyu: A Rad Underground City That Has Nothing To Do With Aliens Dec 12, 2023

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There's a real, genuine underground city in Turkey, so you know they pretended aliens were there.

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