It‘s Probably (not) Aliens!

Latest Episodes:

14. How Many Pyramids Does It Take To Power A Lightbulb? Dec 07, 2021

Show notes

We're back to talking about our favorite triangle buildings! Some ancient astronaut theorists believe that these big Egyptian beauties were once used as power plants to make and store electricity. What evidence does Ancient Aliens put forth for this enormous claim? Not a lot!

Subscribe to It's Probably (not) Aliens for weekly episodes about cool ancient history! And give us a 5-star review if you have the time. It would really help us out!

Suggest topics for us to tackle: http://ProbsNotAliens.com

Follow the show on Twitter: https://twitter.com/ProbsNotAliens

Tristan Johnson: https://StepBackHistory.com

Scott Niswander: https://twitter.com/scottniswander

Music by Rod Kim: https://RodKim.com

Cover art by Skutch: https://twitter.com/Skutchdraws

See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

13. Is Manna From Heaven, Or From An Alien Algae Machine? Dec 01, 2021

Show notes

Please do not listen to this podcast episode if you haven't eaten! We're talking about food in this one, folks! Specifically, the heavenly manna ancient jews survived on while wandering the desert.

Some ancient astronaut theorists believe that this mysterious food didn't come from God, but instead came from a manna machine! And actually, manna is algae and not pancakes. We all thought manna was pancakes, right?

Subscribe to It's Probably (not) Aliens for weekly episodes about cool ancient history! And give us a 5-star review if you have the time. It would really help us out!

Suggest topics for us to tackle: http://ProbsNotAliens.com

Follow the show on Twitter: https://twitter.com/ProbsNotAliens

Tristan Johnson: https://StepBackHistory.com

Scott Niswander: https://twitter.com/scottniswander

Music by Rod Kim: https://RodKim.com

Cover art by Skutch: https://twitter.com/Skutchdraws

See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

12. Pumapunku: Erasing Indigenous Cultures For Political Gain Nov 23, 2021

Show notes

The site of Pumapunku is home to some incredible, immaculate carved stones that are so precise that researchers are still today trying to find out how they were made. And, of course, whenever there’s a gap in knowledge, ancient astronaut theorists always fill it with ALIENS!

But beyond those weirdos, these important ancient sites have been co-opted and weaponized by completely different peoples and political groups to try and spread their own agendas. Yep, we’re talking about Nazis in this one. Also Elon Musk. Sorry in advance.

Subscribe to It's Probably (not) Aliens for weekly episodes about cool ancient history! And give us a 5-star review if you have the time. It would really help us out!

Suggest topics for us to tackle: http://ProbsNotAliens.com

Follow the show on Twitter: https://twitter.com/ProbsNotAliens

Tristan Johnson: https://StepBackHistory.com

Scott Niswander: https://twitter.com/scottniswander

Music by Rod Kim: https://RodKim.com

Cover art by Skutch: https://twitter.com/Skutchdraws

See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

11. The Pyramids: How do move big stone? Nov 16, 2021

Show notes

FINALLY! We know we'll be coming back to these big Egyptian beauties in future episodes to discuss and debunk even more theories, but for now, we begin at the beginning. How were they built?

For ages, archaeologists have been trying to figure out exactly how the Great Pyramid of Giza was built. I mean, they're made of pretty big rocks. How do you move them? Were aliens involved somehow??? Probably (not)!

Subscribe to It's Probably (not) Aliens for weekly episodes about cool ancient history! And give us a 5-star review if you have the time. It would really help us out!

Suggest topics for us to tackle: http://ProbsNotAliens.com

Follow the show on Twitter: https://twitter.com/ProbsNotAliens

Tristan Johnson: https://StepBackHistory.com

Scott Niswander: https://twitter.com/scottniswander

Music by Rod Kim: https://RodKim.com

Cover art by Skutch: https://twitter.com/Skutchdraws

See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

10. Flying Carpets & Ancient Airports: A Grab Bag of Bad Theories! Nov 09, 2021

Show notes

To celebrate 10 episodes of this podcast, we’re taking a page from Ancient Aliens and kicking it into overdrive as we rapidly debunk a handful of theories about ancient airplanes, airports, and flying carpets! These are theories that are so small and so poorly researched that we can cover three of them in one episode. It really is that easy sometimes.

Suggest topics for us to tackle: http://ProbsNotAliens.com

Follow the show on Twitter: https://twitter.com/ProbsNotAliens

Tristan Johnson: https://StepBackHistory.com

Scott Niswander: https://twitter.com/scottniswander

Music by Rod Kim: https://RodKim.com

Cover art by Skutch: https://twitter.com/Skutchdraws

See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

09. The Saqqara Bird: That F*cking Bird Nov 02, 2021

Show notes

We say bad words right up front in this one because we're finally tackling That F*cking Bird™. The Saqqara Bird is a small wooden bird-shaped artifact that ancient astronaut theorists claim is a scale replica of definitely very real ancient Egyptian planes.

Look, it's definitely not a plane, but what exactly is it? And more importantly, what does this bird teach us about the insidious ways that Ancient Aliens spreads its laughable lies?

Subscribe to It's Probably (not) Aliens for weekly episodes about cool ancient history! And give us a 5-star review if you have the time. It would really help us out!

Suggest topics for us to tackle: http://ProbsNotAliens.com

Follow the show on Twitter: https://twitter.com/ProbsNotAliens

Tristan Johnson: https://StepBackHistory.com

Scott Niswander: https://twitter.com/scottniswander

Music by Rod Kim: https://RodKim.com

Cover art by Skutch: https://twitter.com/Skutchdraws

See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

08. The Piri Reis Map: Did Aliens Discover Antarctica? Oct 26, 2021

Show notes

MAPS! You’ve heard of them! But one map from history stands out as a bit odd. The Piri Reis map from 1513 seems to contain more cartographical information about our world than was thought to be known at the time, having drawn out Antarctica centuries before it was officially discovered.

Could they have gotten detailed information about our world from aliens who would have had an easier time traversing the planet in their spacecraft? How is Nicolas Cage involved? Why does this episode have a weird energy? Navigate yourself to the play button and find out!

Here’s where you can find a good image of the map.

Subscribe to It's Probably (not) Aliens for weekly episodes about cool ancient history! And give us a 5-star review if you have the time. It would really help us out!

Suggest topics for us to tackle: http://ProbsNotAliens.com

Follow the show on Twitter: https://twitter.com/ProbsNotAliens

Tristan Johnson: https://StepBackHistory.com

Scott Niswander: https://twitter.com/scottniswander

Music by Rod Kim: https://RodKim.com

Cover art by Skutch: https://twitter.com/Skutchdraws

See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

07. Moai Statues: Did Easter Island Invent Anti-Gravity? Oct 19, 2021

Show notes

We're tackling another famous relic from our own podcast logo and the only topic with its own emoji, the Moai! Did the Rapa Nui people "walk" these enormous statues to their places around the island with advanced anti-gravity technology given to them by ancient aliens? Hey— probably not!

But there are some genuine mysteries surrounding how and why these works of art were made, and more ominously... why did they abruptly stop making them? Was an Italian plumber involved? We'll never know for sure!

Subscribe to It's Probably (not) Aliens for weekly episodes about cool ancient history! And give us a 5-star review if you have the time. It would really help us out!

Suggest topics for us to tackle: http://ProbsNotAliens.com

Follow the show on Twitter: https://twitter.com/ProbsNotAliens

Tristan Johnson: https://StepBackHistory.com

Scott Niswander: https://twitter.com/scottniswander

Music by Rod Kim: https://RodKim.com

Cover art by Skutch: https://twitter.com/Skutchdraws

See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

06. The Book of Ezekiel: Are Angels Biblical Aliens? (w/ Dr. Andrew Mark Henry) Oct 12, 2021

Show notes

Today we welcome on special guest Dr. Andrew Mark Henry from the popular YouTube channel Religion For Breakfast to talk about Ezekiel. Did this biblical prophet see visions of angels, or did he really see alien visitors in a flying saucer?

More importantly, we discuss the central theme of this podcast in depth: do ancient astronaut theories take away creative credit from these fascinating people and cultures? Yes, obviously. But listen anyway because we say more words about it.

Check out Religion For Breakfast: https://www.youtube.com/religionforbreakfast

Subscribe to It's Probably (not) Aliens for weekly episodes about cool ancient history! And give us a 5-star review if you have the time. It would really help us out!

Suggest topics for us to tackle: http://ProbsNotAliens.com

Follow the show on Twitter: https://twitter.com/ProbsNotAliens

Tristan Johnson: https://StepBackHistory.com

Scott Niswander: https://twitter.com/scottniswander

Music by Rod Kim: https://RodKim.com

Cover art by Skutch: https://twitter.com/Skutchdraws

See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

05. King Pakal: An Actual Ancient Astronaut? Oct 03, 2021

Show notes

The Mayan King Pakal is dead. That's not the weird part. The weird part is the lid of his sarcophagus which has been carved with mysterious artwork that appears as if he's blasting off into space on an ancient Mayan spaceship. But is Pakal really a Palenque astronaut? Did he get this oddly advanced technology from alien visitors? Or, is there a more grounded explanation for this otherworldly imagery?

Subscribe to It's Probably (not) Aliens for weekly episodes about cool ancient history! And give us a 5-star review if you have the time. It would really help us out!

Suggest topics for us to tackle: http://ProbsNotAliens.com

Follow the show on Twitter: https://twitter.com/ProbsNotAliens

Tristan Johnson: https://StepBackHistory.com

Scott Niswander: https://twitter.com/scottniswander

Music by Rod Kim: https://RodKim.com

Cover art by Skutch: https://twitter.com/Skutchdraws

See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.