Is Mayonnaise A Podcast?

Is Mayonnaise A Podcast?: S5E20 - Banned In Bikini Bottom / Stanley S. Squarepants Mar 28, 2021

The season 5 finale is here and we’re ending it with a jam packed episode! Mr Krabs is forced to open up a “secret” restaurant in SpongeBob’s house and SpongeBob’s cousin Stanley drops by this week while he tries to find his purpose. We chat about speakeasies, the art of doing nothing, and Omar and Josh get a little sentimental as they review this wacky and weird season. Don’t worry, we got you covered with plenty of lessons on hiding your secrets, be careful on recommending people for jobs, and two warm and fuzzy WUMBO lessons perfect for a finale. So make sure you don’t miss this one and thank you for joining us for another season!

P.S. Here are the donation links we mentioned for this week's episode

The Bowery Mission: https://www.bowery.org/donate/

PUNK BLACK: https://www.gofundme.com/f/help-fund-the-1st-black-owned-rock-network-studio

Is Mayonnaise A Podcast?: S5E19 - The Two Faces of Squidward / SpongeHenge Mar 19, 2021

OW! I can’t believe you just slammed my face with that door! Wait, you’re saying it did what to me? I’m super hot?! Hm..maybe smack me one more time to make it even better. This week, Squidward becomes a hunk and SpongeBob has some noisy holes. Your two favorite hunks talk about Squid’s hot bod, Josh’s “strange” toenail clipping habits, and what is goulash. We learn about not letting people distract you from work, valuing all kinds of beauty, and being careful what attention you attract. Make sure you tune in!

P.S. Here are the donation links we mentioned for this week's episode

Asain Communities Support Groups: https://www.instagram.com/p/CMhUsl6rB_g/?igshid=1dkahwc9sh28u

Columbia Workers Strike

https://www.gofundme.com/f/solidarity-with-columbia-academic-student-workers

Is Mayonnaise A Podcast?: S5E18 - Whatever Happened To SpongeBob? Mar 05, 2021

You hear that New Kelp City has a new mayor? Think his name is CheeseHead BrownPants, and he’s bringing bubble blowing back to the people! This week, SpongeBob runs away after being called IDIOT BOY one too many times. Your very own idiot bois discuss Sandy’s strange robot, New Kelp City vs New York City, and laugh at another incredible Squidward moment. They also dish out some lessons about being gentle with your pets, having proper leadership, and taking care of your precious eggs.

P.S. Here are the donation links we mentioned for this week's episode

The Sex Workers Project: https://sexworkersproject.org/

Fierce: https://donatenow.networkforgood.org/551356

Is Mayonnaise A Podcast?: S5E17 - 20,000 Patties Under The Sea / The Battle of Bikini Bottom Feb 26, 2021

The Krusty Krab finally has a food truck! Well, it’s more of a food-submarine but still! Can’t wait to get a Krabby Patty on-the-go! SpongeBob and Patrick have two big adventures this week involving digging up a buried submarine and fighting over cleanliness. Josh and Omar chat about food trucks, busty fish, and have a fight of their own about ketchup and fries. They’re also serving up lessons about washing your hands, valuing other peoples’ perspectives, and being creative with your resources. So hit up your local food truck and tune in!

P.S. Here are the donation links we mentioned for this week's episode

Black Lives Matter Tucson: https://blacktucson.com/

Texas Relief Mutual Aid Groups: https://www.instagram.com/p/CLfUNEil6hP/?igshid=4skcne9ycngb

Is Mayonnaise A Podcast?: S5E16 - Pest of the West Feb 05, 2021

Pour me a shot of 2% milk please! Alright, over the lips and through the gums, look out tapeworm, here it comes! SpongeBob learns about his great-great-great-great-great-great-great grandpa Spongebuck on this western themed episode this week. We chat about SpongeBob and Plankton’s butts, Bikini Gulch, and idiot friendship! Omar and Josh team up with their own idiot friendship to bring you lessons about using lip balm, standing up to bullies, and not comparing yourself to others’ success. So get your coffin-jockeys ready and tune in!

P.S. Here are the donation links we mentioned for this week's episode

The Black Artists Burrough: https://www.blackartistsburrough.com/

Troop 6000 Girl Scouts of Greater New York: https://www.girlscoutsnyc.org/en/whatgirlsdo/gs-troop-6000.html

Is Mayonnaise A Podcast?: S5E15- The Inmates of The Summer / To Save A Squirrel Jan 29, 2021

Let’s see... Things I need for Survival Training Camp: my bare hands, my quick wits, this harpoon, and 65 pounds of dynamite?? Is that right? SpongeBob and Patrick find themselves in all kinds of mayhem this

week as they accidentally end up on a prison boat and get lost in the wilderness. Josh and Omar unravel all this craziness by discussing prison musicals, summer camp, and cannibalism (sounds fun right?). Don’t miss out on their lessons about including everyone on your fun, understanding team dynamics, and much more!

P.S. Here are the donation links we mentioned for this week's episode

LGBTQ Arizona COVID-19 Relief Fund: https://www.equalityarizona.org/relief-fund

Instagram with time sensitive Mutual Aid Opportunities: @Openyrwallet

Is Mayonnaise A Podcast?: S5E14- Blackened Sponge/ Mermaid Man vs Spongebob Jan 22, 2021

I know I’m an adult but I love the new Krusty Kid’s meal! I’m trying to collect all the Mermaid Man action figures and Barnacle Boy erasers! This week, Spongebob gets a black eye and Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy promote The Krusty Krab. Omar and Josh chat about buff Spongebob, giving each other black eyes, and reminisce about Kid’s Meal toys. They’ve cooked up lessons about keeping track of your lies, avoiding toxic masculinity, and maintaining your brand so don’t miss out! Now if you’ll excuse me, I’ve got a “pipsqueak patty” and some “small fires” calling my name.

P.S. Here are the donation links we mentioned for this week's episode

Esperanza Dance Project: https://www.esperanzadanceproject.org/

The Peace House DC: Venmo/CashApp @PeaceHDC

Is Mayonnaise A Podcast?: S5E13- Picture Day/ Pat No Pay/ Blackjack Jan 16, 2021

Wow! You’re looking fresh! What’s the occasion? What?! It’s picture day?! I completely forgot! You think I have time to run home? This week, Spongebob prepares for picture day, Patrick can’t pay for his Krabby Patty, and cousin Blackjack is released from prison. We chat about eyebrow grooming, those awkward elementary school photos, and how cool Spongebob’s mom is. Lessons include getting ready early, not jumping to conclusions, and facing your problems directly. Freshen up for those photos and make sure to tune in!

P.S. Here are the donation links we mentioned for this week's episode

TMC Covid Giving: https://www.tmcaz.com/covid-giving/

Shannon’s Top Surgery: https://gofund.me/37042fc7

Is Mayonnaise A Podcast?: S5E12- Atlantis Squarepantis Jan 08, 2021

You’ve heard of the lost city of Atlantis right? Well, I found this magic van that will bring us there! It runs on song power though so get those vocal cords ready! This week we join SpongeBob and the whole gang as they head to the lost city of Atlantis! Josh and Omar discuss the Bikini Bottom museum, conspiracy theories, and Blue Meanies. Want to learn about being careful with your prized possessions, hands-on training, and accepting all things come to an end? Then make sure to tune in and join us on this journey to Atlantis!

P.S. Here are the donation links we mentioned for this week's episode

-Tucson Food Share: https://tucsonfoodshare.org/

- Uptown Wagon: https://twitter.com/uptownwagon Venmo: @Uptown-Wagon

Is Mayonnaise A Podcast?: S5E11 - Goo Goo Gas/ Le Big Switch Jan 02, 2021

Have you got to try that new fancy, frou frou restaurant? The portions are small but they shave pure gold on their food! This week Plankton turns everyone into babies and SpongeBob is a part of a chef exchange program. Omar and Josh pack in a lot in the last episode of 2020 including continuity errors in the SpongeBob lore and choking on sentiment. We learn about keeping your evil deeds to yourself, learning to adapt, and not making more problems for yourself! So while you wait for your reservation to that new place, tune in! Happy New Year!

P.S. Here are the donation links we mentioned for this week's episode

New York Cares: https://www.newyorkcares.org/

Undocumented Women’s Fund: https://chuffed.org/project/undocumented-womens-funds

Is Mayonnaise A Podcast?: S5E10 - A Flea In Her Dome/ Donut of Shame/ The Krusty Plate Dec 25, 2020

Hey! Heard you were having trouble getting that spot off your plate. Don’t worry, I just got the fancy new Spotmaster 6000! I would step back though, just in case. This week Sandy battles a flea, Patrick tries to hide a donut, and SpongeBob has a hard time cleaning a plate. We discuss Hot Topic, the best place to hide snacks, and the danger of crossing the streams. Josh and Omar dish out lessons about taking precautions while traveling, celebrating your friends, and trusting your gut! So tune in while I fire up the ol’ Spotmaster!

P.S. Here are the donation links we mentioned for this week's episode

Stockings With Care: http://stockingswithcare.org/

City Harvest: https://www.cityharvest.org/

Prison Fellowship / Angel Tree: https://www.prisonfellowship.org/

Is Mayonnaise A Podcast?: S5E9 - The Krusty Sponge/ Sing A Song Of Patrick Dec 19, 2020

You get a chance to check out the new Krusty Sponge? I can’t get enough of their Mild Bobby Sauce! This week Mr Krabs opens a SpongeBob themed restaurant and Patrick writes a “killer” song. We break down Nickelodeon’s corporate greed, discuss dodgeball induced PTSD, and create mascots of ourselves. We learn about exploring creative outlets even if you aren’t good at them and how selfishness can blind you! So go order yourself a Spongy Patty to-go and tune in to the podcast!

P.S. Here are the donation links we mentioned for this week's episode

Safe and Sound Satos: https://www.safeandsoundsatos.com/

Black Womxn Exhale: https://blackwomxnexhale.com/

Is Mayonnaise A Podcast?: S5E8 - Money Talks / Spongebob VS The Gadget / Slimy Dancing Dec 03, 2020

I think I hear something? Oh my god, my wallet is talking to me! This week Mr. Krabs gets his wish to talk to money, SpongeBob vs a Krabby Patty Robot, and Squidward sneaks into a dance competition by hiding inside SpongeBob. We discuss Omar’s new puppy, John Henry, and ghost drugs. Let’s learn about responsibility, bribery, and pushing yourself to your limit!

P.S. Here are the donation links we mentioned for this week's episode

The Sato Project: https://www.thesatoproject.org/

Samson The Wrestling Musical: https://www.levelground.nyc/

WaggyTail Rescue: https://www.paypal.com/donate?token=fLtOwxJUX_Xutg7NsIvBkKO-PtAUAl4rbVdh5HErFtchgNyc-NgAYKc6vHZLZaUdGDdJlu2Uvpdq0Gje

Is Mayonnaise A Podcast?: S5E7 - To Love A Patty / A Breath of Fresh Squidward Nov 26, 2020

Have you ever seen a more firm juicy warm patty like this one? Neither have we! This week let us watch SpongeBob fall in love with a patty, and Squidward is shocked into a completely changed person, a happy person. We discuss food fetishes, shock therapy, and a very passionate ham discussion as well. We learn about pursuing happiness, blowing off your friends, and what to do if someone you know is getting electrocuted.

P.S. Here are the donation links we mentioned for this week's episode

-Farm Worker Families Aid: https://www.gofundme.com/f/thank-you-farm-workers

- Native American Rights Fund: https://secure.narf.org/page/64457/donate/1?_ga=2.138618035.1827028688.1606356959-1698194415.1606356959

Is Mayonnaise A Podcast?: S5E6 - Roller Cowards / Bucket Sweet Bucket Nov 20, 2020

Let’s give this podcast some more pizazz! You there! Yeah you! Come check out this week’s episode where we watch SpongeBob and Patrick lose their spines on a new roller coaster and Plankton tries to spruce up the Chum Bucket! We discuss amusement parks, fighting ourselves to the death, and computer wife cuckolding fantasies. Learn about let people do what they are good at, emotional manipulation, and admitting when you are scared.

P.S. Here are the donation links we mentioned for this week's episode

City Harvest: https://secure.cityharvest.org/site/Donation2?2621.donation=form1&df_id=2621&mfc_pref=T

Community Food Bank of Southern Arizona: https://donate.communityfoodbank.org/give/111894/#!/donation/checkout

Is Mayonnaise A Podcast?: S5E5 - New Digs / Krabs a la Mode Nov 12, 2020

Hey....it’s really cold in here...DID YOU TOUCH THE THERMOSTAT? This week we watch SpongeBob move into the Krusty Krab and the Krusty Krab turn into frozen wonderland! We discuss the complexities of Snail Milk, seeing SpongeBob’s Mom in the shower, and living in a restaurant. We learn about trying to be excited for tomorrow, the side effects of sleeping pills, acting weird during the full moon, and making the best of what you got. So get away from my thermostat, and lets cozy up to a new episode!

P.S. Here are the donation links we mentioned for this week's episode

Korean K9 Dog Rescue: https://www.koreank9rescue.org/donate/

The Fridge Girls Turkey Day Giveaway: Venmo: Thefridgegirls

Is Mayonnaise A Podcast?: S5E4 - Spy Buddies / Boat Smarts / Good Ol’ Whatshisname Nov 06, 2020

Shhhh….I think I am being followed. Let me pull out my laser Bermuda shorts to get us out of here. We have another three-part episode! SpongeBob and Patrick spy on “Plankton”, Mrs. Puff tells us about the dangers of the road when SpongeBob is driving, and finally Squidward gets intense trying to figure out all the customers' names. Let’s discuss spy work, driving, and of course remembering people’s names. Learn about side view mirrors and when friendly competition goes too far.

P.S. Here are the donation links we mentioned for this week's episode

Muddy Paws Rescue: https://www.muddypawsrescue.org/

Deanna Green Go Fund Me: https://gf.me/u/yssi88 Cashapp: $deannathadoll415

Is Mayonnaise A Podcast?: S5E3 - Rise and Shine / Waiting / Fungus Among Us Oct 30, 2020

HAVE YOUR BOTTOM FEEDERS HANDY CUZ THERE’S A NASTY CASE OF THE ICK ON THE LOOSE! We got a three-parter this week folks! SpongeBob and Patrick show off their morning routines, SpongeBob waits for a package, and Bikini Bottom gets hit with the ICK. Josh and Omar discuss how they spend their mornings, boxtops, and how SpongeBob might have predicted COVID. We learn about adulting and keeping your emotions in check. Make sure to tune in and HAPPY HALLOWEEN!

Is Mayonnaise A Podcast?: S5E2 - The Original Fry Cook / Night Light Oct 22, 2020

QUICK GET INSIDE OUR PINEAPPLE BEFORE THE DARKNESS GETS YOU! This week we watch the famous “Jim” come back to the Krusty Krab and how SpongeBob deals with his fear of the dark. We chat about toilet night lights, being afraid of the dark, and of course food. Lets learn about valuing your time, finding inspiration in mentorship, and dealing with fair pay.

P.S. Here are the donation links we mentioned for this week's episode

Vote411: https://www.vote411.org/

Revolutionary Action Party Venmo: @revactionparty

Is Mayonnaise A Podcast?: S5E1 - Friend or Foe Oct 15, 2020

WE ARE BACK! AND WE ARE READY! We start this season off hot with the origin story of the Mr. Krabs vs. Plankton rivalry. This week we watch Mr. Krabs and Plankton recount their troubled past. We learn about being suspicious, proper jetpack safety, and the dangers of capitalism! Also did you know Mr. Krabs and Plankton used to be best buds? Maybe if we’re lucky, Josh and Omar will fight and create something as amazing as the Krabby Patty! You will just have to grab some scurvy fries and listen to find out!

P.S. Here are the donation links we mentioned for this week's episode

Fair Fight: https://secure.actblue.com/donate/fair-fight-1

Freedom Cooking With Youth: https://gf.me/u/y3xn7m

Is Mayonnaise A Podcast?: S4E20 - Best Day Ever / The Gift of Gum Jun 26, 2020

IT’S TIME FOR THE BEST DAY EVER!! The best way to start the best day ever is with your friends. So we brought our friends with us Fatimah, Dan, and a brand new person Caroline! We watch SpongeBob try to have his best day ever and also watch him deal with Patrick’s giant gumball gummy. We make some weed jokes, talk about cutting boards, and swallowing gum. We discuss being honest, minding your own business, and selfish friends. Now let’s continue our best day ever with this week’s podcast!

P.S. Here are the donation links we mentioned for this week's episode

House of Tulip: houseoftulip.org

The Community League of the Heights (CLOTH): cloth159.org

Elijah McClain GoFundMe: https://gf.me/u/x5g5vw

Black Art Futures Fund: https://www.blackartfutures.org/

House of Pentacles: https://www.alliedmedia.org/house-of-pentacles

Is Mayonnaise A Podcast?: S4E19 - The Pink Purloiner / Squid Wood Jun 19, 2020

Hey? Do you know where our Ol’ Reliable went? We think someone stole it, was it you?! This episode we watch SpongeBob accuse Patrick of stealing and watch everyone be nicer to a Squidward puppet instead of the real Squidward. We discuss creepy puppets, trusting your friends, and sentimental gifts! We also give our two cents about SpongeBob being a member of the LGBTQ community! Let’s learn about keeping track of things that are important to us, being kind to people, and examine your own behavior. Oh! We found Ol’ Reliable! We had accidentally left it on the bus...sorry we accused you...anyways put on the podcast and give this us a listen!

P.S. Here are the donation links we mentioned for this week's episode

The Okra Project

https://www.theokraproject.com/

A friend of Omar’s is collecting money for a Trans Person whose top surgery needs funding (Time sensitive so do not donate to this link if you are listening past 6/30/20)

Send Donations to @sinverguenza, “Top Surgery” in subject line

A link that allows you to donate to multiple Black Trans Orgs all at once!

https://secure.actblue.com/donate/blacktrans-queer

Is Mayonnaise A Podcast?: S4E18 - Born to Wild / Best Frenemies Jun 12, 2020

Have you tried this new Kelp Shake? It’s Delicious! This week we watch a “biker gang” come to Bikini Bottom and also we watch Mr. Krabs and Plankton team up to take down Kelp Shakes. Let's discuss misunderstandings, tricycles, and of course old people. We learn how to keep our eye out for businesses that pander to us, and teaming up with our enemies. Welp, I got to go get another Kelp Shake before they close, listen to the podcast while I’m in line!

P.S. Here are the donation links we mentioned for this week's episode

Mutual Aid Fund for Sex Workers of Color

https://gf.me/u/x6yitk

Erik Salgado’s Funneral Expenses

https://www.gofundme.com/f/2157kp9xyo

Is Mayonnaise A Podcast?: S4E17 - Driven to Tears / Rule of Dumb Jun 04, 2020

Hey? Like my sweet ride? I won it and it makes me cooler than you! This episode, we watch Patrick rub his new boat and boating license in SpongeBob’s face and of course we watch Patrick let the power of royalty come to his head. We discuss the frustration of being bad at something, being a good friend, and incestous monarchies. We learn about starfish weight, abuse of power, and sharing power as well. Well, I’m going to bump this week’s podcast in my fancy boat mobile, you should too!

P.S. We prerecorded this episode before a lot of the justified protests concerning the murder of George Floyd by the police. Here at IMAP, we fully support the efforts of these protests and black people who are fed up with their treatment in an abusive system. We added a forward at the beginning of this episode in which we suggest 2 links to donate to which are below. Remember your advocacy for the equal treatment of BIPOC and the defunding/abolishment of the police doesn’t stop at these two links. Educate yourselves and support those who deserve equal treatment.

-George Floyd Memorial Fund

https://www.gofundme.com/f/georgefloyd

-NAACP Legal Defense and Educational Fund

https://www.naacpldf.org/

Is Mayonnaise A Podcast?: S4E16 - The Thing / Hocus Pocus May 28, 2020

ABRACADABRA! Ah man, that spell was supposed to turn you into ice cream! This week we watch Squidward get mistaken for a monster and SpongeBob mess around with a magic kit. Josh and Omar chat about magic animals, demilitarizing the police, and what constitutes an ice cream threeway. Lets learn about keeping wild animals safe, how commercialism destroys things, and embracing the unknown. So put on your wizard hats and stare at your Kelpy G poster while you listen to this week's podcast.

Is Mayonnaise A Podcast?: S4E15 - Squidtastic Voyage / That’s No Lady May 21, 2020

Quick shrink down and help me, the pointy bit from the end of my clarinet is stuck in my throat and I need you to zap it out! In this episode we see Spongebob and Patrick take a trip into the bowels of Squidward and Patrick takes up a new identity as Patricia to “protect” himself. We discuss the problematic nature of sexual harassment in a kids cartoon, the importance of tone, and untested science. While you are journeying to find the pointy end of my clarinet, listen to this week’s podcast!

Is Mayonnaise A Podcast?: S4E14 - Bummer Vacation / Wig Struck May 07, 2020

What are you looking at? Oh my gorgeous wig? ;) I’m glad it brought a smile to your face! This episode we see SpongeBob struggle with a forced vacation and also watch him rock a wig for an episode. We discuss wigs, answer a listener email, and talk vacation. Lets learn about proper attire, getting the most of your vacation, and sticking with things you love. Now if you will excuse me, while you listen I have a wig to remove lice from.

Is Mayonnaise A Podcast?: S4E13 - A New Leaf / Once Bitten Apr 30, 2020

Welcome to our podcast! We also just opened a gift shop where we sell frick ‘n’ frack and bubble gum! This week, we see Plankton “give up” the restaurant business and some Mad Snail Disease hysteria. We learn about the importance of spreading accurate information, and trusting others. Now give us a listen while you shop in our imaginary IMAP gift shop, I hear there is a very realistic Josh Waifu pillow in the back.

*Content Warning*

We try to keep the podcast Covid-19 free (so you can escape the drama for a moment) and there is a small content warning in the 2nd half of the episode. Trust us it was hard to avoid with Act 2’s content but we kept it light.

Is Mayonnaise A Podcast?: S4E12 - All That Glitters / Wishing You Well Apr 23, 2020

Throw a coin and make a wish! If you wished for a new podcast then you got one! If you didn’t I’m sorry I’m not a genie or a magical wishing well. This week we watch SpongeBob’s spatula break and Mr. Krabs make a wishing well. We discuss the scams that are wishing wells and fancy equipment. Lets learn about using simple tools, being careful what you wish for, and where wishing wells came from. Throw more money towards your wishes and strap in for some podcast fun

Is Mayonnaise A Podcast?: S4E11 - Whale of a Birthday / Karate Island Apr 17, 2020

Here please take my credit card and buy me a bunch of stuff so I can go to Karate Island! This week we see Mr. Krabs’s attempt to throw Pearl an amazing birthday and SpongeBob get lured into a timeshare scam. We discuss the lies of cartoon credit cards and the racist stereotype of Master Udon. Learn about dealing with scammers, keeping fakes out of your life, and listen to us plan our ideal IMAP party! While you're buying stuff with my credit card get you some new headphones to listen to this week’s podcast!

Is Mayonnaise A Podcast?: S4E10 - Chimps Ahoy / Ghost Host Apr 09, 2020

Take a seat! This is our new back scratcher, hair comber, nose picker, and ukulele tuner! This week we watch SpongeBob and Patrick try to save Sandy from getting fired and we watch the Flying Dutchman be a total mooch! Let’s chat about inventions, nose picking, and jump scares. Maybe we will also learn some lessons along the way! Until then enjoy having your back scratched, hair combed, nose picked and ukulele tuned while you listen to this podcast and discover the POWER WITHIN.

Is Mayonnaise A Podcast?: S4E9 - Krusty Towers / Mrs. Puff, You’re Fired Apr 02, 2020

Welcome to Is Mayonnaise A Podcast Towers! We Shall Never Deny A guest Even The Most Ridiculous Request! As long as your request is listening to Omar and Josh talk about SpongeBob! Watch the Krusty Krab turn into a swanky hotel and Mrs. Puff get fired from her job. As usual we learn about some crazy stuff, quitting your job, learning styles, and how badly SpongeBob needs therapy. Also the IMAP branding empire grows in this week’s bubble break! Now hop on this week’s podcast, and keep those requests coming! We’ll just charge you later…

Is Mayonnaise A Podcast?: S4E8 - Patrick SmartPants / SquidBob TentaclePants Mar 26, 2020

Quick! Press this button, We are running late to the next podcasting recording! Uh oh, I think we accidentally got fused together! While we figure out how to deal with this, check out this week's Podcast. We see Patrick get incredibly smart and lose all his friends and Squidward and SpongeBob get fused together. Let’s chat and learn being smart without being pretentious, inspiration porn, and how much we enjoy the new Animal Crossing! So sit back and relax while we figure out how to pee in this new form.

Is Mayonnaise A Podcast?: S4E7 - Enemy-in-Law / Mermaidman and Barnacleboy VI: The Motion Picture Mar 19, 2020

Did you get your tickets for the new Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy movie? I heard they’re almost sold out! This week Plankton falls in love with Mama Krabs and SpongeBob tries to make the next big superhero movie! We discuss dating, Karen’s real identity, and movie remakes. We learn about being honest about how you feel, playing to your friends’ strengths, and taking pride in your own creations. So snag those movie tickets quick and tune in to this week’s super-powered episode!

Is Mayonnaise A Podcast?: S4E6 - Dunces and Dragons Mar 12, 2020

AREST THOU READY? This week is full of medieval mayhem and the only way Josh and Omar can deal with it is with their trusty Dungeons and Dragons friends! Join two IMAP veterans Dan Baker and Jose Martinez, and welcome Juliana Machlachlan to the podcast. We nerd out about DnD, speaking “Shakespearean”, and medieval hygiene. In addition we learn an embarrassing story about Omar, how food brings us together, and the lineage of court jesters. HEED OUR WORDS AND ENJOY THYSELVES!

Is Mayonnaise A Podcast?: S4E5 - Sellout / Funny Pants Mar 05, 2020

Another day another Nickel! This week We watch Mr. Krabs sell his pride and joy, the Krusty Krab and we see how Squidward deals with SpongeBob’s annoying laughter. We chat about chain restaurants, human resources, and quantum giggle theory! Most importantly we learn about the importance of passion, sticking with your ideals and revisit the idea that Mr. Krabs is kind of a horrible person! So give your laugh box a workout and give our podcast a listen!

Is Mayonnaise A Podcast?: S4E4 - Skill Crane / Good Neighbor Feb 27, 2020

Do you have any extra quarters? I’m trying to get a stuffed panda. I spent 20 bucks on this machine and I think I'm close to winning it! This week we watch Squidward get addicted to a claw machine game and destroy some property and we see what it takes to be a “good neighbor”. We discuss arcade game skills, what it takes to be a good neighbor, and picking a security system that will destroy your city. So check out this week’s podcast, while I go try to get this stuffed panda!

Is Mayonnaise A Podcast?: S4E3 - Have You Seen This Snail? Feb 20, 2020

GARY! GARY! GARY! Do you know where Gary has gone? This week we see a bump in the road for Gary & SpongeBob’s relationship. Gary runs away and SpongeBob must find him. We see Gary’s life without SpongeBob, listen to the classic Gary Come Home, Mr. Krabs be inconsiderate (what else is new), and Squidward get violated. We learn about being a good pet owner, an attentive friend, and how much Patrick likes scented Pine cones! So hop on this podcast and help us sing together GARY COME HOOOOOOOME!

Is Mayonnaise A Podcast?: S4E2 - The Lost Mattress / Krabs vs Plankton Feb 13, 2020

My baaaack….my baack, I slipped while you were reading this...so I’M SUING YOU. This week we watch SpongeBob, Patrick, and Squidward try to outsmart a junkyard worm and witness Plankton try to fake a back injury to take Mr. Krab’s to court. We discuss wet floor signs, go bags and lawyers. We learn the importance of a good mattress, how to deal with junkyard dogs, and liability insurance. So lawyer up and listen to this week’s episode!

Is Mayonnaise A Podcast?: S4E1 - Fear of a Krabby Patty / Shell of a Man Feb 06, 2020

OH NO IT’S A GIANT KRABBY PATTY BEHIND YOU! Oh wait..it's a tree. Sorry haven't gotten much sleep. This season we welcome back our special guest Dan Baker and watch The Krusty Krab spiral from lack of sleep. Also we see when ol’ “Iron Abs Krabs” does without his shell. We discuss diner culture, masculinity, 24 services, therapy and of course Josh gets accused of stealing lessons! So while we wait for our one-eye therapist to help us with our Krabby Patty phobia, give this episode a listen!

Is Mayonnaise A Podcast?: The SpongeBob Movie Jan 23, 2020

It’s time for the grand opening of the Krusty Krab 2 and the first SpongeBob movie! We start this year off strong by breaking down a milestone in the SpongeBob universe. We watch SpongeBob and Patrick travel to Shell City and save Bikini Bottom from Plankton’s Plan Z. We discuss being a goofy goober and scary names like Dennis. Also, we get the chance to learn about calling the right person for the job, having confidence, and believing in yourself! So put on your headphones and in a Krabby Patty shaped vehicle because you don’t need a license to listen to this podcast. Also...ITS LEMON SCENTED!

Is Mayonnaise A Podcast?: S3E20 - SpongeBob Meets the Strangler / Pranks a lot (Naked Pants) Nov 28, 2019

Watch out! There’s a couple of pranking ghosts on the loose so have your Spector Detector out and ready! On our season 3 finale, we watch the Tattletale Strangler try to get his hands on our favorite sponge. Also, SpongeBob and Patrick buy some “Invisible Spray” and cause a lot of shenanigans around Bikini Bottom. This week, our intern Fatimah and special guest Christianna help us discuss snitching, pranking, what we’d do if we were invisible, and...the Salem Witch Trials? We learn a lot about being on time and the consequences of messing with others. Trust me, you don’t want to miss the laughs and chaos on this one so make sure to listen and we’ll see you in season 4!

Is Mayonnaise A Podcast?: S3E19 - The Sponge Who Could Fly / The Lost Episode Nov 21, 2019

You can’t trust those city folk and their flying machines! That’s why at this podcast we take a steam train everywhere! This week we see Patchy track down the famous “lost episode” and SpongeBob become a flying superhero! We discuss a treasure hunting appendage, flying machines, and weird scalp massages. Time to learn about staying strong and not letting people bully you and keeping track of important items. Also we get a nice warm and fuzzy lesson about the power of friendship! So hop on your favorite mode of transport and give the podcast a listen!

Is Mayonnaise a Podcast?: Quick Update Nov 14, 2019

Hello beautiful people! Quick update for this weeks episode! Josh is sick so were taking a break this week! We love you all and we will drop the next episode next week!

Is Mayonnaise A Podcast?: S3E18 - Missing Identity / Plankton’s Army Nov 07, 2019

Quick help me look in the dumpster! I’m looking for something! Anyways, this week we watch SpongeBob search for his name tag and Plankton “discovers” the secret Krabby Patty secret formula. We discuss nose hair, eating pet food, and hive mind powers! We learn about the best ways to remember stuff, how big plankton’s family actually is, and how to brainstorm ideas. Well get our podcast and listen while we search for my missing stuff!

Is Mayonnaise A Podcast?: S3E17 - Krabby Land / The Camping Episode Oct 31, 2019

C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E-S-O-N-G SONG! C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E-S-O-N-G SONG! C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E-S-O-N-G SONG! This week we watch SpongeBob torture himself at Krabby Land and Squidward get attacked by a Sea bear! We chat about Omar’s parents trying to leave in him a forest, Josh’s roller coaster tycoon habits, and why Mr. Krabs is a freaking creep! Also we learn about not pushing yourself too hard, how to speed down a play place slide, and how to be prepared for camping! You don’t want to miss this, so draw yourself a SeaBear protection circle and give us a listen!

Is Mayonnaise A Podcast?: S3E16 - Born Again Krabs / I Had an Accident Oct 24, 2019

Quick get inside! I don’t want you to hurt your butt! This week we watch Mr. Krabs sell SpongeBob’s soul for some pocket change and Spongebob shatter his butt into pieces! We talk about the 7-mile spanking line, SpongeBob as our lord and savior, and of course the weird meta ending with a gorilla and a zebra. We learn to appreciate our second chances, being there for your friends, and the safety of indoors! So get your friends penny, napkin, and chip together and hunker down with our podcast!

Is Mayonnaise A Podcast?: S3E15 - The Great Snail Race / Mid-life Crustacean Oct 16, 2019

*SNAP* *CRACKLE* *POP* Famous breakfast cereal mascots? Nope. Those are just our old bones, but don’t worry we’re still serving you up some hot, bran flavored podcast! This week we see what happens when Squidward, Patrick, and SpongeBob enter a snail race and how Mr. Krabs tries to feel young again. ALSO we have our best good friend Dan Baker to help analyze the infamous panty raid line. We chat about flossing, weed, and of course Spongebob. We learn about not being perverts, the importance of using the correct name, and getting older. Now please excuse me while I put on the podcast and take my big pill.
P.S. Check out Dan’s podcast, Chumbology: A Chumbawamba Anthology on all the famous podcast spaces or you can go to their website: http://www.chumbology.rocks/

Is Mayonnaise A Podcast?: S3E14 - SpongeBob B.C. Oct 10, 2019

BANOOGA READY! This week Patchy shows us another SpongeBob Special. This episode we go back in time to hang out with Squog, Patar, and SpongeGar and their fight over fuifui (Fire). We see more godlike powers, get spooked with some intense choral music, and get a peek into the past of Bikini Bottom. Lets learn about prehistoric names, hamster horror stories, and surviving your first New York Comic Con! Don’t be a dumbo and give us a listen!

Is Mayonnaise A Podcast?: S3E13 - New Student Starfish / Clams Oct 03, 2019

Hey Welcome Back! Oh, what do we do while you’re away? Oh...we just wait for you to get back! This week SpongeBob and Patrick cause some trouble at boating school and Mr. Krab’s makes his one millionth dollar! We discuss what we did to get detention, how to identify a dollar with your taint, and the importance of dramatic music. We learn about crocodile tears, actually enjoying your accomplishments, and valuing people not possessions. Now let’s put on some Coral Blue #2 and listen together!

Is Mayonnaise A Podcast?: S3E12 - Chocolate with Nuts / Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy V Sep 26, 2019

WHAT? WHAT ARE YOU SAYING?? YOU HAVE A PODCAST? I Remember when they first invented podcasts…..I ALWAYS HATED THEM! This week we watch SpongeBob and Patrick become a real pair of entrepreneurs and see some new super heroes in Bikini Bottom! We have our special guests Jose Martinez and Maxine Mannheim. We learn about Tucson’s own makeout reef, talk super powers, and selling your soul for money! Even if you have always hated podcasts, give ours a try!

Is Mayonnaise A Podcast?: S3E11 - Party Pooper Pants (SpongeBob’s House Party) Sep 19, 2019

We’re having a party and you are all invited! This week we see how SpongeBob and Patchy the Pirate do while hosting their parties! We learn how Omar and Josh think parties should go, the importance of introducing people at a party, and that Larry the Lobster likes to peep in medicine cabinets! Join us as we throw the best party ever done! Now let me just get the list of activities out…..

Is Mayonnaise A Podcast?: S3E10 - Wet Painters / Krusty Krab Training Video Sep 12, 2019

It’s time for the moment you’ve been waiting for! Da-da-da-da-da-da-daa, Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da- da-da-da-da-daa, Da-da-da-da-da-da-daa Da-da-da-la-da-da-da-da-da-da- da-da-da-da-daa, Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-daa, tssshh Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-daa-da-da a-da-daa, Ti-ta-ti-ti-ta-ti-ti-ta-ta-ta- la-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-da-la-ba-ba- ba-ba-da-la-ba-ba-baa, Ti-ta-ti-li-ta-ti-li-ti-taa, Ti-ta-ti-li [gasps, then resumes] Ti-ta-ti-li-ta-ti-li-ta-ti-li- ta-ti-li-ta-ti-li-ti-ta-ti-ti- ta-ti-ti-taaaaa. Our Podcast! This week, we're joined by yet another awesome guest, William Seabrook! Together we watch Mr Krabs task SpongeBob and Patrick with painting his house and we see the famous Krusty Krab training video. Listen to us break down the pros and cons of losing your butt, the magic stain removing power of spit and what it takes to be a model employee. Make sure you tune in to hear what all the HOOPLA is about!

Is Mayonnaise A Podcast?: S3E9 - Krab Borg / Rock-a-Bye Bivalve Sep 05, 2019

Quick are you a robot? Have you cried? Laughed? Loved? Be on the lookout! This week SpongeBob thinks Mr. Krabs is secretly a robot, and Patrick and SpongeBob “raise” a baby scallop. We have another wonderful guest this week Anna Winslow and we all discuss scary movies, apple world, and pooping on the floor! So put your scallop children to bed and give this week's podcast a listen! Beep Beep Boop!

Is Mayonnaise A Podcast?: S3E8 - No Weenies Allowed / Squilliam Returns Aug 30, 2019

WELCOME TO THE SALTY SPITTOON, PROVE HOW TOUGH YOU ARE TO GET IN! Just kidding! This is our podcast, we let anyone in even if they are are big ol’ wumbo weenie. In fact this week our friend Domino Mannheim joins us! We watch SpongeBob try to get in the salty spittoon and Squidward try to impress Squilliam. Join us in discussion about fine dining, breathing, muay thai, fights and so much more! Our podcast may not be a 5 star restaurant, but it’s definitely not an S.S. Diarrhea, so come give us a listen!

Is Mayonnaise A Podcast?: S3E7 - As Seen on TV / Can You Spare a Dime? Aug 22, 2019

Of course I’ll sign your mayonnaise jar! I can’t believe you recognize me just from this podcast! Oh wait...are you didn’t know I was a podcaster...yikes this is awkward! Almost as awkward as Squidward being accused of stealing and SpongeBob thinking he’s famous! We discuss homelessness, owning restaurants, and Mr. Krab’s sexual fetishes for money. Maybe you can learn about retirement, helping your friends in need and working within your budget! Stay up until 3:28am and give this week’s podcast a listen!

Is Mayonnaise A Podcast?: S3E6 - Snowball Effect / One Krab’s Trash Aug 15, 2019

SQUIDWARD AS RETURNED FIRE! This means WAR! This episode unexpected snow causes a Squidward to go snowball crazy. Then Mr. Krab’s accidentally sells a priceless hat! We discuss Mr. Krab’s being a sleeze, being number 1, and Omar says mean things about a mail fish! So give our podcast a listen and go to your nearest yard sale. Also don’t forget that licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets!

Is Mayonnaise A Podcast?: S3E5 - Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy IV / Doing time Aug 08, 2019

Have you seen my belt? It has a big M on it? Oh well, I’ll find it later. This we we watch SpongeBob wreck havoc on Bikini Bottom by shrinking every one. Also Ms. Puff gets arrested and goes to Prison! We learn about shrinking stuff, Bikini Bottoms prison system, and most importantly some Wumbology. Oh you found my belt? Awesome, time to WUMBO some stuff in my apartment.

Is Mayonnaise A Podcast?: S3E4 - Nasty Patty / Idiot Box Jul 31, 2019

This just in! Watch out for a fake Health inspector going around eating people’s food for free! Oh wait? We caught him? So what do I do with the guy I poisoned…….ANYWAYS this week we watch how Mr. Krabs and SpongeBob think they killed a health inspector and how iMAGiNAtion can be more fun than any TV. We learn about health codes, boxes, and body burying! It is a real rollercoaster of themes for this episode! So sit tight, get your cardboard boxes ready and give our podcast a listen!

Is Mayonnaise A Podcast?: S3E3 - Just One Bite / The Bully Jul 25, 2019

What do you mean you’ve never had a Krabby Patty!? No wonder you are so miserable! While we can’t make you one, we sure can distract you from you misery. This week we watch Squidward experience an absolute good and Flats tries to kick SpongeBob’s butt. Learn how we think SpongeBob discovered his god-like powers, our bullying history, and about a deleted scene! Go listen to this or ]we will KICK YOUR BUTT!

Is Mayonnaise A Podcast?: S3E2 - Club SpongeBob / My Pretty Seahorse Jul 17, 2019

ALL HAIL THE MAGIC CONCH! This week we find our pals stranded in a kelp forest with only their wits and a copyrighted conch to guide them. Also we find a majestic, graceful, debbie-like seahorse named Mystery. Let's discuss survival tactics, proper animal care, and a possible cult controlling Bikini Bottom. So hop in our clubhouse and we can welcome you to the podcast!

Is Mayonnaise A Podcast?: S3E1 - The Algae’s Always Greener / SpongeGuard on Duty Jul 10, 2019

We’re back with a new season! This week we watch Plankton switch lives with Mr. Krabs and regret it. Then we watch SpongeBob pretend to be a lifeguard. We discuss Plankton’s BDSM mask, freaky friday, and what it takes to be a lifeguard. Give us a listen and learn what that white stuff on SpongeBob’s nose is and why comparing lives is complicated. Be ready cause the podcast is back and we will be here for you today, and the next day, and the next day, and the next day, and the next day…...okay mostly weekly but either way come join us!

Is Mayonnaise A Podcast?: S2E20 - Squid on Strike / Sandy, SpongeBob, and the Worm Jun 13, 2019

End of this Season and we’re going on strike! Just kidding! But we are finishing strong! We watch how Squidward advocates for the working class and how Sandy tries save Bikini Bottom from an ALASKAN BULL WORM. Along the way we learn about capitalism, picket sign puns, and that not all ideas are good ideas. Take a break from pushing your city to a safe place and give our podcast a listen!

Is Mayonnaise A Podcast?: S2E19 - Jellyfish Hunter / The Fry Cook Games Jun 06, 2019

Hey all you people! Hey all you people...will you listen to meeeee! We just made a podcast, it’s no ordinary podcast, it’s a podcast filled with SpongeBob moralityyyyyy. We watch SpongeBob crate a Krabby Patty with jellyfish jelly and unknowingly aid factory farming! Also we see Friend vs. Friend at the fry cook games! We discuss veganism, economic corruption, and the specifics of fry cook pole vaulting. You will want to listen to this podcast and see if we stick the landing!

Is Mayonnaise A Podcast?: S2E18 - Sailor Mouth / Artist Unknown May 30, 2019

Watch your mouth! That kinda language isn’t allowed here...at least not today! This episode we watch SpongeBob learn his first curse word and take Squidward’s art class. We talk about eels and escalators, art, Minecraft and vulgarities. We learn how to be good mentors, imposing artistic views, and the complicated world around dropping “sentence enhancers”. Now please excuse Josh and Omar as they listen to this podcast while playing Minecraft.

Is Mayonnaise A Podcast?: S2E17 - Procrastination / I’m with Stupid May 22, 2019

Quick help me make sand furniture! My parents are coming and I have to impress them! But before you do listen to this week’s podcast. We see Spongebob wait until last minute to write his paper and then see him pretend to be dumb for Patrick. We learn just really HOW dumb patrick’s “family” is and the lengths you can go to procrastinate. We discuss how badly we have procrastinated, Patricks questionable behavior, Starfish day and how dumb people can really be. Don’t wait up to hear this episode!

Is Mayonnaise A Podcast?: S2E16 - Graveyard Shift / Krusty Love May 16, 2019

Hey? Who is flickering the lights? Nosferatu! We watch what spooky stuff happens the Krusty Krab when it is open 24 Hours. Also we find out what it’s like when Mr. Krab’s is in loooove. Along the way we figure out why doing things at night is just better, talk about sugar daddies, and talk about fish skin! Don’t wait until 3AM to listen to this podcast! Actually you can listen to this whenever you want!

Is Mayonnaise A Podcast?: S2E15 - The Secret Box / Band Geeks May 08, 2019

You can’t listen to this episode it's a secret episode! Just kidding! This episode is a riot! We have 3 guests on: Fatimah Amill, Hanna Lockhart, and Jose Martinez! We talk about what we all agree is the best SpongeBob episode. We see what secrets can do to friends. We watch Squidward achieve Sweet victory over his nemesis. All while learning about band life, secret keeping, and a lot of random personal details about our guests! You definitely don’t want to miss this!

Is Mayonnaise A Podcast?: S2E14 - Welcome to the Chumbucket / Frankendoodle May 02, 2019

Don’t gamble your life away! Luckily we have a special Returning guest this week, Destanie to keep us in check. This week we see why a grill is not a home and watch SpongeBob create sentient life from a magical pencil! We learn just what we are willing to lose, how there is usually a woman behind every good idea, and we ponder where SpongeBob poops from when his buttcrack is erased. Also its our 1 year anniversary! YAY! THANK YOU LISTENERS FOR YOUR LOVE. While you listen to this podcast, I will look for my pencil... I think I might have dropped it into the ocean.

Is Mayonnaise A Podcast?: S2E13 - Shanghaied / Gary Takes a Bath Apr 24, 2019

I would walk through the perfume department to listen to this week’s episode! Thankfully you don’t have to do that! This week we watch our Sea friends drafted onto the Flying Dutchmans boat and somehow this episode has multiple endings? We also watch Gary avoid bath time! We educate ourselves on proper bathing, scaring people, and talk about wishes! You don’t need to be clean to listen to this podcast!

Is Mayonnaise A Podcast?: S2E12 - Pressure / The Smoking Peanut Apr 18, 2019

Land Creatures vs Sea Creatures! Who will Win? Also why is Clammu so upset? This week we talk about stealing, acting stupid for your friends and animals! We learn how crazy zoos are as a concept, struggle to figure out the plural of Octopus, and discuss land vs sea animals. You may not be a giant Oyster missing its pearl but you’ll definitely end up crying if you miss this episode!

Is Mayonnaise A Podcast?: S2E11 - Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy III / Squirrel Jokes Apr 11, 2019

Welcome to the MermaLair! Don’t touch anything! This episode we see SpongeBob and Patrick rehabilitate Man Ray and watch Sandy be ostracized by all of Bikini Bottom. Things get pretty heavy, we talk about racism, comedy, PC culture, and what kinda super villain we would be. Step back from that Orb of Confusion because you will need all your wits about you!

Is Mayonnaise A Podcast?: S2E10 - No Free Rides / I’m Your Biggest Fanatic Apr 03, 2019

Hi Listener….Hi listener….*heavy breathing* oh sorry if we were fangirling over you! Its just that you’re so awesome! This episode we see Mrs. Puff give SpongeBob his boating license and we watch SpongeBob try to impress one of his Jellyfish idols. Patrick teaches us about hero worship, we learn about the right way to steal a boat, and we try to figure out why kevin is such a big deal. Come on in to our podcast, but please don’t steal our friend dressed up as Jeffrey the Jellyfish.

Is Mayonnaise A Podcast?: S2E9 - Survival of the Idiots / Dumped Mar 28, 2019

Are you a Pinhead Larry or more of Dirty Dan?;) Or Did your pet snail fall in love with your friend? Either way, we talk about sleepovers, roleplay, and hibernation. We learn how to respect boundaries, what the “eating channel” really means, and what it means to be a sore winner. Get off of Tik Tok and give us a listen because Sheriff Sandy is in town and she’s walking around hairless.

Is Mayonnaise A Podcast?: S2E8 - Christmas Who? Mar 20, 2019

MERRY CHRISTMAS!!! Oh...we’re 280 days early?! Well time is construct that SpongeBob doesn’t adhere to! So Josh and Omar are experiencing the first ever SpongeBob Christmas Special. This episode may be filled with the Christmas Spirit but lets see if your hosts also share the sentiment. Things get deep when we discuss the meaning of Christmas, talk about giving, and learn a valuable lesson about genies from Patrick. Don’t wait around to start listening! Santa is coming tonight, tonight!

Is Mayonnaise A Podcast?: S2E7 - Pre-Hibernation / Life of Crime Mar 14, 2019

Hey….Punk! YOU BETTER GET THOSE SWEATBANDS ON CAUSE WE GOT A LOT TO DO BEFORE YOU LISTEN TO THIS PODCAST! (sorry for yelling) This episode we see Sandy prep for hibernation then SpongeBob and Patrick steal a balloon! We learn about friendship, limiting yourself, and stealing! Get yourself ready and put us on while you do your extreme sports. Now let’s go find that hay in a needlestack!

Is Mayonnaise A Podcast?: S2E6 - Grandma’s Kisses / Squidville Mar 07, 2019

This podcast is the best thing since Canned Bread! (is canned bread a good thing, honestly I have no clue) Lets watch SpongeBob deal with the pressures of navigating being a Grandma’s boy. Then lets watch Squidward move to a Squid based suburb until he gets sad! With this episode we learn to appreciate what we have, what it means to be an adult, and how too much of a good thing can be bad. So go to your grandma’s house, put on this podcast, and tell her to keep those cookies coming!

Is Mayonnaise A Podcast?: S2E5 - Wormy / Patty Hype Feb 27, 2019

Do you hear that? Is it a Monster? Or is it SpongeBob rubbing two squeaky pickles together? Maybe if you listen to this week’s podcast you’ll find out! We talk about enjoying the most of your day by making every moment count and that not everything is as scary as it seems. We discuss odd pets and the importance of “atmosphere”. Share this episode with your friends because you don’t have to paint yourself a strange color to get our attention!

Is Mayonnaise A Podcast?: S2E4 - Dying for Pie / Imitation Krabs Feb 21, 2019

Homemade? No this Podcast was made in a factory….a bomb factory...BECAUSE WE’RE GONNA BLOW YOUR MIND!!! We check out what happens when Squidward feeds SpongeBob a bomb and see how Plankton’s robot scheme is thwarted by a mere penny. Let’s figure out how to deal with strangers, keeping tabs on your friends, and surviving company gift exchanges. We really hope you enjoy this episode because we don’t know how to make you a sweater of tears!

Is Mayonnaise A Podcast?: S2E3 - Big Pink Loser/Bubble Buddy Feb 14, 2019

CONGRATS YOU WON AN AWARD! For what you ask? For listening to our podcast! If you keep up the good work and listen to this week’s episode you will learn a ton! This week we discuss the importance of awards, being yourself, learning styles, murder and tattoos! Maybe if you listen to the podcast then you won’t have to create a sentient bubble to be your friend!

Is Mayonnaise A Podcast?: S2E2 - Something Smells/Bossy Boots Feb 06, 2019

IM UGLY AND IM PROUD!!! IM UGLY AND IM PROUD!!! IM UGLY AND IM PROUD!!! Oh...sorry I was saying my morning affirmations! This week we see how to build the worlds smelliest sundae while learning about self esteem and what it takes to run the Krusty Krab right into bankruptcy. We also discuss picking friends that hype you up, nepotism, and communication! If you want you can repeat after us and we can be proud and ugly together! Or you could just give this week’s episode a listen!

Is Mayonnaise A Podcast?: S2E1 - Your Shoe’s Untied/Squid’s day off Jan 30, 2019

Season 2! If you tie your shoes this episode is for you and if you use velcro shoes like Josh does its still for you two! We get back into the swing of things and work with our new format! We discuss shoe tying, reasons to keep dimes, and just how we are doing after our little winter break. Make sure you get all your errands done while listening to this episode!

Is Mayonnaise A Podcast?: S1E20 - Hooky / Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy II Sep 13, 2018

Season 1 Finale!!! Wow 20 episodes in and we are just getting started! SpongeBob ditches work for some dangerous fun and another adventure with our old, yet awesome superhero friends. We discuss elderly wisdom, mentorship, and addiction! Also we learn about keeping your mind sharp, paying for your crimes, and how to get away murder. It’s a crazy way to end a season! Give this episode a listen, but be careful you might get hooked!
P.S. Check out our bonus episodes coming soon!

Is Mayonnaise A Podcast?: S1E19 - Fools in April / Neptune’s Spatula Sep 05, 2018

Today we announce that we start charging for the podcast!.....April Fools! Wait? It’s not April? Oh well...You don’t have to wait until then to listen to this episode! This week we see SpongeBob’s “favorite holiday” and watch him effectively become a god because of a Krabby Patty! We revisit themes of young vs old, bring up management styles, talk about pranks and Omar talks about a possible rift in SpongeBob’s timeline! Let’s explore this together or we are gonna prank you!

Is Mayonnaise A Podcast?: S1E18 - Texas/Walking Small Aug 29, 2018

Don’t mess with Texas! Omar and Josh bring their very own Texas expert Destanie on the podcast to rep the good ol’ lone star state! Lets just say things get heated. We chat about being homesick, building new social circles, and of course TEXAS. We debate Tex-Mex and talk about some common Texas stereotypes. Y’all also find out how Plankton teaches SpongeBob to be assertive not insertive. So dive on in and you better enjoy or we will be on you like ugly on an ape!
Also if you would like to say Howdy (aka follow) Destanie on twitter and instagram you can find her at @himynameisdesi

Is Mayonnaise A Podcast?: S1E17 - Arrgh/Rock Bottom Aug 22, 2018

ARRRRGGGH MATEY! Pirates and Podcasts! We see Mr. Krabs lead us on a treasure hunt full of lessons and we see what happens when SpongeBob hits rock bottom. We learn how fear can influence our decisions and how communication is key. Also we touch on a surprising example of gender identity in Bikini Bottom. You don’t need a map or worry about getting lost to find these lessons, we will lead you to them! In the end the treasure may not be money, but it definitely will be worthwhile!

Is Mayonnaise A Podcast?: S1E16 - Valentine’s Day/The Paper Aug 15, 2018

Happy Valentine’s Day! We got you this podcast full of love and laughs! We learn about gift giving, how you can appreciate life more, and the fun of spreading joy to people. PLUS our first listener question on how classic SpongeBob fits into our 2018 culture, has it aged well? Also we see how creative our yellow, sponge friend can be with a piece of paper. Listen along, share the podcast with your friends and spread the love!

Is Mayonnaise A Podcast?: S1E15 - Sleepy Time/Suds Aug 08, 2018

Sleepy sponges and sneezy sponges this episode is full of them. We dive into the subconscious of the wonderful citizens of Bikini Bottom where we learn about interfering in the dreams of others. Josh thinks he finds the first time (maybe the only time in the series) where Gary is referred to as a cat! Also SpongeBob sneezes up a storm of lessons about taking care about yourself and home remedies. We have a lot of opinions in this one and you don’t wanna miss them. The only thing you can catch is knowledge!

Is Mayonnaise A Podcast?: S1E14 - SB-129/Karate Choppers Aug 02, 2018

EVERYTHING IS CHROME IN THE FUTURE! This podcast episode is almost as shiny! Omar calls Mr. Krabs out for being racist again and Josh talks about addiction. Don’t worry, there are some light moments too like talking about time travel, and more examples of SpongeBob’s god like powers! We learn about controlling impulses, Safety first, and how jellyfishing was invented! Don’t hide in a freezer from this one!

Is Mayonnaise A Podcast?: S1E13 - Scaredy Pants/I Was A Teenage Gary Jul 25, 2018

BOO! Oh, dear...Please stop crying! I’m sorry didn’t mean to scare you that bad! This is just the first Halloween episode of SpongeBob. It’s very spooky. We chat about ghosts, last minute costumes, and how freaky SpongeBob can be when he is a walking brain. This episode is a little light on the lessons, but we still pick up some useful lessons about how cruel children can be, choking warnings, taking care of pets, and the dangers of snail plasma. So curl up at home, avoid The Flying Dutchman, and join us this week!

Is Mayonnaise A Podcast?: S1E12 - The Chaperone/Employee of the Month (ft. Josh Montijo) Jul 18, 2018

You know what this podcast was missing? Someone loooong, taaaan, and handsome! Also someone who could help us talk about SpongeBob’s work life. So we reached out to Josh Montijo from the podcast “So… I Got Fired” to help us out! Double the Josh, so double the fun in this podcast! We talk about prom, the SpongeBob timeline, and the workplace. We also learn about work/life balance, self-image, and confidence in your work! Plus our guest gives us the low down on his podcast in our Bubble break! We also find out who the Podcast Employee of the Month is! You don’t wanna miss it!
If you want to follow Josh’s Montijo’s podcast be sure to follow on Instagram @soigotfired or look up “So… I Got fired” on Soundcloud/Apple Podcasts!

Is Mayonnaise A Podcast?: S1E11 - MuscleBob Buffpants/Squidward, The Unfriendly Ghost Jul 11, 2018

Listen to this episode or incur the WRATH OF SQUIDWARD!!!!!! Just kidding, no wrath just podcasting about our favorite Sponge! Episode 11 has us wondering about how buff is too buff and what Squidward’s ghost form enjoys. We talk about working out, discuss funeral arrangements, put Omar on blast for using 3-in-1 Shampoo/Conditioner/BodyWash, and the new Queer Eye. We also learn about lying and self confidence! Get out the podcast and go for a run, get your arms crunched, or just loaf around on the couch.

Is Mayonnaise A Podcast?: S1E10 Culture Shock/F.U.N. Jul 04, 2018

F is for friends who listen to podcasts! U is for you and me! N is for anywhere and anytime at all, down here in the deep blue sea! In this week’s episode we see Squidward put on a talent show and SpongeBob reaching out to Plankton. We understand how different talents are appreciated, how people can influence you, and learn what’s behind movie screens! Remember with this podcast and just a little pinch of magic all of you dreams can come true <3.

Is Mayonnaise A Podcast?: S1E9 - Nature Pants/Opposite Day Jun 27, 2018

Happy Opposite Day! Or is it Unhappy Opposite day? I’m already confused…Thankfully this podcast should clear things up! We check out Episode 9 and see why SpongeBob wants to live with the jellyfish and why Squidward made up an holiday! We talk about listening to advice, alternative lifestyles, Minecraft, and the wig sales in Bikini Bottom. Before you strip and run naked with the jellyfish make sure you give this podcast a listen!

Is Mayonnaise A Podcast?: S1E8 - Sandy’s Rocket/Squeaky Boots Jun 20, 2018

ALIENS!!!! We fly in a rocket to learn about gun safety! Also We eat squeaky boots and learn to deal with the guilt! Episode 8 is full of laughs, toilet paper, and sugar daddies. Feel free to listen, please take our lessons, but don’t take us to the moon!

Is Mayonnaise A Podcast?: S1E7 - Hall Monitor/Jellyfish Jam Jun 13, 2018

Weeeee Woooo Weeee Woooo WEE WOO WEE WOO WEE WOO there’s a Maniac on the Loose! Oh wait, it’s Just Episode 7 of the podcast. Josh and Omar look at SpongeBob’s brush with power and listen to some Jellyfish Jams. Let’s learn about dealing with the wild animals and authority figures in your life. Keep your windows closed and keep jellyfish out, instead, stay in and listen to this week’s episode.

Is Mayonnaise A Podcast?: S1E6 - Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy/Pickles Jun 06, 2018

MERMAID MAN AND BARNACLE BOY UNITE!!!! We watch episode 6 and see SpongeBob and Patrick’s heroes in action and SpongeBob forgets how to make a Krabby Patty. We talk about old people and dirty underwear. Omar also gets to mention one of his favorite Youtube personalities Binging with Babish, and we have our very first bubble break! Also you better believe we didn’t forget the pickles in this one.

Is Mayonnaise A Podcast?: S1E5 - Pizza Delivery/Home Sweet Pineapple May 30, 2018

We’re saved! The pioneers used to listen to this podcast for hours! In episode 5 we witness the first ever Krusty Krab Pizza Delivery and SpongeBob loses his house to some pesky nematodes. As a bonus, we also weigh in on some Twitter drama: Is SpongeBob a Dish Sponge or Sea Sponge? We get pretty deep for this week’s episode lesson, we see the value of being there for your friends, delegating work, being prepared, and showing your emotions in a healthy way!

Is Mayonnaise A Podcast?: S1E4 - Naughty Nautical Neighbors/Boating School May 23, 2018

Why SpongeBob WHYYYY? We dive in to episode 4, SpongeBob & Patrick get into a disagreement and we see why SpongeBob doesn’t drive around. Somehow this episode teaches us the importance of underwear, all the answers to ace your boating test, friendship, confronting your problems head on!

Is Mayonnaise A Podcast?: S1E3 - Jellyfishing/Plankton May 16, 2018

Firmly grasp this podcast because you don’t want it to slip away. We watch Episode 3 where Squidward joins SpongeBob and Patrick on a Jellyfishing Trip! We also get to meet Sheldon J. Plankton! Kick it into MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE and take a listen!

Is Mayonnaise A Podcast?: S1E2 - Bubblestand/Ripped Pants May 09, 2018

We figure out the lessons from Episode 2 of SpongeBob SquarePants! Learn how to properly blow a bubble that defies physics and we encounter the first song in the series! Listen for a shoutout to our intern!

Is Mayonnaise A Podcast?: S1E1 - Help Wanted/Reef Blower/Tea at the Treedome May 02, 2018

The first episode of Is Mayonnaise a Podcast! In this episode we tackle the pilot episode of SpongeBob SquarePants! Also we accuse Mr. Krabs of being racist…so check it out!

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