Stay ConnectedImprovised Weapons is an actual play 5th edition Dungeons & Dragons podcast featuring comedians & improvisers in the great state of Vermont. You can follow us on all the things: @IWVTcast.
You can support us at our Patreon: www.patreon.com/IWVTcast
Your main cast: Jon Van Luling, Lindsey Haddad, Fred Naumann, Aaron Paulsen, and Nicole Sisk
Your friendly neighborhood Dungeon Master: Sam Kurnit
Written, recorded, and produced by Sam Kurnit.
Improvised Weapons is a Puma Knife Production.
If a demon jumps out a plate glass window and 4 adventurers are around to hear it, is it still awesome? You bet it is! Listen in for footnote symbology, aqua-telepathy, and a whole lot of running.
Let’s hit it and crit it.
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We are the official podcast of Dump Stat Tees!
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Music featured in this episode by Adam Rabin – imadeitup.com, and check out his new album “Things Fall” on Bandcamp, Spotify, Apple Music, and Amazon Music.
Xaoc has the book and the gang is none the wiser, whatever will they do? Listen in for locked doors, nose antics, and crystalline invasions of privacy.
Let’s hit it and crit it.
Follow us on all the things: @IWVTcast
Email us at ImprovisedWeaponsVT@gmail.com
Review us on: Everything!
Support us at patreon.com/IWVTcast
We are the official podcast of Dump Stat Tees!
Check out Idle Champions of the Forgotten Realms!
Music featured in this episode by Adam Rabin – imadeitup.com, and check out his new album “Things Fall” on Bandcamp, Spotify, Apple Music, and Amazon Music.
It seems like the party and Xa-dove no longer have a common goal, the potential for drama is so high! Listen in for cheap bathroom architecture, DM foresight, and not being able to hear Aaron.
Let’s hit it and crit it.
Follow us on all the things: @IWVTcast
Email us at ImprovisedWeaponsVT@gmail.com
Review us on: Everything!
Support us at patreon.com/IWVTcast
We are the official podcast of Dump Stat Tees!
Check out Idle Champions of the Forgotten Realms!
Music featured in this episode by Adam Rabin – imadeitup.com, and check out his new album “Things Fall” on Bandcamp, Spotify, Apple Music, and Amazon Music.
We’re back baby! And we’re picking up right where we left off. The gang just saved Black Beak Academy, so the race is on to keep the book out of Xaoc’s hands, who will succeed? Tune in for emerald antics, Aaeowyn’s secret horticulture, and Sex Musk
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Let’s hit it and crit it.
Follow us on all the things: @IWVTcast
Email us at ImprovisedWeaponsVT@gmail.com
Review us on: Everything!
Support us at patreon.com/IWVTcast
We are the official podcast of Dump Stat Tees!
Check out Idle Champions of the Forgotten Realms!
Music featured in this episode by Adam Rabin – imadeitup.com, and check out his new album “Things Fall” on Bandcamp, Spotify, Apple Music, and Amazon Music.
We’ll resume normal episodes next week! For now, please listen to this speech from friend of the show Ash Diggs. #BlackLivesMatter #DefundThePolice #WeWontApologizeForValuingHumanLife
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Episode Transcript:
Hi everyone, we’re not doing a normal episode this week. The world is a dumpster fire and all our energies will be better spent trying to do something about it. We’ll put it very plainly: BLACK. LIVES. MATTER. There is no valid argument against that statement. This past week we’ve seen bald faced and horrific evidence of just how pervasive systemic racism is in this country. It’s sickening, it’s infuriating, and it’s unacceptable. There are tons of organizations that could use your help: Black Lives Matter, the Black Visions Collective, Reclaim the Block, The Bail Project, and many many more. Check the show notes for a longer list of organizationss and links. But don’t just do that! Educate yourself, sign petitions, pressure your local, state, and federal government to make change, and most importantly listen to the people who live this shit every day and don’t just accept that that’s the way things are. It’s not the way things have to be and it damn sure isn’t the way they should be, that’s the change we can make. We’ll end by saying this: Black lives matter. Black lives matter. Black. Lives. Matter. Black lives matter.
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The battle outside of Black Beak Academy rages on! Will the party save the headmistress? Listen in for nonchalant murder, head collection, and the answer to the question “What does 5 x 3 equal in this case?”
Let’s hit it and crit it.
Follow us on all the things: @IWVTcast
Email us at ImprovisedWeaponsVT@gmail.com
Review us on: Everything!
Support us at patreon.com/IWVTcast
We are the official podcast of Dump Stat Tees!
Check out Idle Champions of the Forgotten Realms!
Music featured in this episode by Adam Rabin – imadeitup.com, and check out his new album “Things Fall” on Bandcamp, Spotify, Apple Music, and Amazon Music.
The gang, still mostly unrested and out of spells, gets in a fight to save Aaeowyn’s old headmistress! Tune in for low rolls, disarming banter, and Yarfik’s new nickname.
Let’s hit it and crit it.
Follow us on all the things: @IWVTcast
Email us at ImprovisedWeaponsVT@gmail.com
Review us on: Everything!
Support us at patreon.com/IWVTcast
We are the official podcast of Dump Stat Tees!
Check out Idle Champions of the Forgotten Realms!
Music featured in this episode by Adam Rabin – imadeitup.com, and check out his new album “Things Fall” on Bandcamp, Spotify, Apple Music, and Amazon Music.
The party has strayed far from its original incarnation, but they’ve still got work to do; work they’ll have to find a way to do together. Listen in for sick dance moves, stuff for sandwiches, and their arrival at Black Beak Academy.
Let’s hit it and crit it.
Follow us on all the things: @IWVTcast
Email us at ImprovisedWeaponsVT@gmail.com
Review us on: Everything!
Support us at patreon.com/IWVTcast
We are the official podcast of Dump Stat Tees!
Check out Idle Champions of the Forgotten Realms!
Music featured in this episode by Adam Rabin – imadeitup.com, and check out his new album “Things Fall” on Bandcamp, Spotify, Apple Music, and Amazon Music.
You will be surprised by what happens in this episode, just trust us. Listen in for Agatha’s first high five, the meaning of “Acromism,” and a tight dance off.
Let’s hit it and crit it.
Follow us on all the things: @IWVTcast
Email us at ImprovisedWeaponsVT@gmail.com
Review us on: Everything!
Support us at patreon.com/IWVTcast
We are the official podcast of Dump Stat Tees!
Check out Idle Champions of the Forgotten Realms!
Music featured in this episode by Adam Rabin – imadeitup.com, and check out his new album “Things Fall” on Bandcamp, Spotify, Apple Music, and Amazon Music.
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