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IDIOT with Laura Clery — Comedy
IDIOT with Laura Clery

Welcome to my podcast where I tell you more than you ever asked about. I will make you laugh until you pee, always tell you the truth, share with you my most vulnerable thoughts and all of my BEST, juiciest stories. Sometimes we’ll even invite a guest to join us. We’ll talk mental health, relationships, sex, parenting, motherhood, sobriety and whatever the the hell else comes out of my delirious mouth. Ok yay. Talk soon.
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Latest Episodes:

THE LAURA CLERY VAULT: Help Helen Smash Facebook Group + Funny Prank Calls Mar 26, 2018

Show notes

You may know this already if you watched the Facebook live but...this episode was LIVE! Lots of interaction with fans, some stories and of course, some prank calling attempts with some surprises from Helen.

Finding Laura Clery:

Website: lauraclery.com

Read Idiot & Idiots

TikTok & Youtube & Facebook: @Laura Clery

Instagram: @lauraclery

Episode Breakdown:

-0.00 Intro

-0.52 ASMR Fetish

-2:42 Join the Help Helen Smash Facebook Group

-4:13 Going LIVE!

-4:42 The Horbath's (future) Spiritual Retreat

-6:28 Did you know there are two "N's" in the alphabet...?

-7:57 "My mom keeps getting banned for watching my videos"

-12:05 Q & A's from Live viewers

-17:36 Helen & the Horbath's Road movie anyone??

-22:55 "Heather is basically me & all my sisters"

-26:36 Stephen wanted a puppy (Enter:Oliver)

-31:15 A twenty-town-tour!

-38:58 Silly Stephen Stories

-42:01 And then there was Pumpkin...Pamela Pumpkin

-48:27 "If you're bored you're boring!"

-50:11 Prank CAAALLLLSSS!!!

-1:08:56 "Message the New Help Helen Smash Facebook Group with your numbers & names to prank!

1:11:23 Outro

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THE LAURA CLERY VAULT: New Special Characters + The Kim Kardashian Effect Mar 19, 2018

Show notes

The fan-painting mystery solved! Attempted prank phone calls that amount to a call-back from @jus_jacques (<--but really, go follow him and make him famous. Even though his insta is boring). Oh! And banned from Facebook! Whaaa??!

Finding Laura Clery:

Website: lauraclery.com

Read Idiot & Idiots

TikTok & Youtube & Facebook: @Laura Clery

Instagram: @lauraclery

Episode Breakdown:

-0.00 Intro

-0.50 Poor fat Alan

-10:19 Fan-painting mystery solved!

-15:26 Mrs. Middleton

-16:48 Prank call attempts

-19:53 Dic-kuawn & Friends

-26:18 Hey everybody, help us with a character name for Stephen's taint!!

-27:05 @jus_jacques calls back!

-53:01 Laura's been Facebook banned!

-54:53 #KardashianEffect

-1:02:19 Outro

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THE LAURA CLERY VAULT: A 2018 Funny International Women's Day Mar 12, 2018

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Recorded on International Women's Day 2018, Laura and Steeephen breech topics from 5-year-olds giving tech tutorials to sunburns to queefing to spirituality to The Bachelor to fan art and a special pop in from beloved "Dic-kuawn".

Finding Laura Clery:

Website: lauraclery.com

Read Idiot & Idiots

TikTok & Youtube & Facebook: @Laura Clery

Instagram: @lauraclery

Episode Breakdown:

-0.00 Intro

-0.29 Self-producing is a hard-knock life

-3:05 Tech tutorials by 5-year-olds

-5:18 Parenting advice by pug-parents

-6:50 What's a sunbed?

-9:07 Sunburns are the worst!

-9:18 Itchy Vagana

-11:26 Hey Listeners! "What's a sun stroke?" Answer in comments please!

-12:10 You can't monetize queefing

-14:42 International Women's Day- REVISED "I love my Vagana"

-16:07 "Smooth ride"

-16:46 I'M SO HUNGRY!

-18:08 Morning meditations

-23:17 Wall fiasco

-29:07 Stephen's Dad impersonation

-31:51 Spiritual Dads

-35:28 You get what you believe

-36:59 Priest costume

-39:09 The Bachelor "Do you guys watch The Bachelor?" Answer in comments please!

-46:37 Fan art mystery

-51:13 Dic-kuawn peeps in

-58:15 Outro

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THE LAURA CLERY VAULT: Laura Clery's Funniest Characters + The Mysterious Podcast Producer Mar 05, 2018

Show notes

Laura reminisces about her past characters, creates some very intriguing new characters that involve parts of Stephen he's not exactly comfortable with and talks to her imaginary friend "Christina".

Finding Laura Clery:

Website: lauraclery.com

Read Idiot & Idiots

TikTok & Youtube & Facebook: @Laura Clery

Instagram: @lauraclery

Episode Breakdown:

-0.00 Intro

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-2:05 Age differences = different film references

-3:12 Oliver & Stephen's matching outfits

-3:44 Glass houses

-5:02 Facebook premium show = tables have turned

-6:42 Vegan cafe coffee nazis

-8:44 Aspiring waitress actress

-11:42 Who the f$*k is Christina?

-12:57 "Your face is nice"

-15:28 Bingity bong bong

-17:03 Iggy Azalea the Austrailian rapper...

-18:32 #ADDParody

-19:01 Unscripted

-19:45 How do you want to see Helen progress?! Leave a comment!!

-20:26 Pamela Pilot coming soon

-22:20 A female Napoleon Dynamite

-23:36 Hollywood blvd shenanigans

-28:20 Hungry Series

-30:44 Female Comedy Creators Panel with Hannah Hart & Ashley Perez

-31:57 Sleeping in....the struggle is real

-33:26 Blissful Alan

-35:41 Dic-kuawn and Trish + Penelope

-44:41 Waking up is still scary

-46:33 Neil Young siting!

-47:07 Fan Q's

-52:16 Outro

-53:42 ....Producers surprise

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THE LAURA CLERY VAULT: Funny Stories About Stephen Hilton Feb 26, 2018

Show notes

Who knew Stephen pisses on the floor, loves russian landlords and hip-hop music? Okay, you'll just have to listen.

Finding Laura Clery:

Website: lauraclery.com

Read Idiot & Idiots

TikTok & Youtube & Facebook: @Laura Clery

Instagram: @lauraclery

Episode Breakdown:

-0.00 Intro

-0.19 Adam & Eve discount code: STEPHEN or STEVEN

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-2:19 "No you go first"

-3:50 Poor Oliver

-4:43 Mating in Captivity & unsolicited advice

-9:13 Horders be cray

-18:30 Stephen loves hip hop

-22:57 "What's a little piss on the floor!"

-25:20 Russian landlord ladies

-29:48 Coming to America

-32:29 Helen's progression: Prosthetic? Animation? or Hybrid??

-38:38 Holly Butcher's Viral Facebook Letter "Give, give, give!"

-42:48 Questions from fans

-47:42 Outro

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THE LAURA CLERY VAULT: Sobriety + Pet Parents Who Judge Feb 19, 2018

Show notes

Laura discusses the release of her new Valentine's Day Workout video, the existence of addiction and...queefs. With a surprise appearance from the Horbaths.

Finding Laura Clery:

Website: lauraclery.com

Read Idiot & Idiots

TikTok & Youtube & Facebook: @Laura Clery

Instagram: @lauraclery

Episode Breakdown:

-0.00 Stinky Oliver...Stinky Stephen

-3:07 Memory Foam Pillow Commercial

-4:22 Sir Stephen Falls-a-lot

-5:57 We fancy in our new house!

-8:38 And our veterinarian drives a Ferrari

-11:10 Judgy pet parents

-12:40 Valentine's Day Workout

-12:55 "Sleep in Laura, life is scary!"

-15:50 Internet Trolls

-22:59 Eve is famous Fast Forward to "behind the scenes"

-27:34 Ricky Gervais Story

-29:35 Brittany Furlan

-30:39 Laughter IS the best medicine

-32:55 We need addicts in the world

-35:53 Hans Zimmer, Stephen and high stress

-39:25 "I make people laugh"

-43:14 Alcoholic Bees

-45:56 Helen & Stealing Grannies

-49:11 Yoga class with the Horbaths

-52:30 Future podcast guests

-56:02 Outro

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THE LAURA CLERY VAULT: Story Time In Hollywood Feb 12, 2018

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Living in L.A can be interesting to say the least...

As Laura and Stephen gear up to move into their new home they recall stories of homes past. Crackheads, methheads and metal heads...little people, parties, missing cats, vegan homeless and convict cleaning services...they've had it ALL.

Finding Laura Clery:

Website: lauraclery.com

Read Idiot & Idiots

TikTok & Youtube & Facebook: @Laura Clery

Instagram: @lauraclery

Episode Breakdown:

-0.00 Intro

-1:19 Eurpoean Curtains

-4:04 "My memory sucks dick" - thanks drugs

-6:07 "Wines World"

-7:46 Can you be an alcoholic wine taster & stay sober?

-8:34 The Brits have better phrases

-9:48 Kardashian Drapes

-10:38 Laura and Stephen's Sex Tape

-11:33 My mom thought I moved here to become a porn star

-15:47 The Convict Cleaner Mystery

-30:13 The Mayor of Laurel Canyon

-31:57 Day 3 Crackheads

-33:25 "Give me my cat, man!"

-34:41 Nicole Kidman crack calls

-36:48 Hollywood Homeless be fancy

-44:33 Crazy werk week + MOVING!

-45:27 Outro

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THE LAURA CLERY VAULT: Learning How To Podcast + Helen Horbath Feb 05, 2018

Show notes

Get a blast from the past of old characters unseen, Helen Horbath and Pamela Pumpkin make their appearance and future-character-play possibilities!

Finding Laura Clery:

Website: lauraclery.com

Read Idiot & Idiots

TikTok & Youtube & Facebook: @Laura Clery

Instagram: @lauraclery

Episode Breakdown:

-0.00 Intro

-0.30 Video podcast!!!

-0.45 Abandoned recording

-1.05 "I don't know how to podcast..."

-1:40 Naked podcast promo

-2:00 F*#k Fear!

-2:35 Tony "Horbath" Robbins

-3:05 Gigantism

-4:45 Tony says hug your neighbor

-5:40 Pamela Pumpkin Saves The World

-6:50 Workout With The Lord

-8:20 "That sh*t's not my fault"

-9:40 Laura had an SNL audition tape

-10:00 Character Graveyard

-12:30 "I'm just a sweet girl"

-13:20 Mr. Asif

-14:15 Fear of Funny

-14:50 Stephen bangs clowns

-15:25 Everybody stalks

-16:00 Stephen's 11yr old crush was Ellen Degeneres!

-16:45 Block my "wanted" boyfriend

-18:55 "Have you seen my cousins mugshots?"

-19:30 "Good thing I got arrested as a kid"

-20:00 "Lets get me arrested!" (again)

-20:30 Reverse rape funny?

-23:10 Uh-oh...video

-24:00 Pamela & Roger Healthy Tip

-30:35 Fan Questions

-32:20 Helen!

-34:45 "The dog" (Oliver)

-35:05 More Q's

-36:10 More Helen!

-38:20 What if Pamela & Helen!

-40:15 Moving in 2 weeks

-41:15 The crazy mansion across the street

-43:35 Outro

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THE LAURA CLERY VAULT: Funny Stories Of Pets And Doctors + Hilarious Music Videos Jan 29, 2018

Show notes

Good doctors, bad doctors, dogs who want to be doctors and horror worthy dentists....and of course, HELEN!!!

(Take 2 doses of the VAGANA song and call me in the morning.)

Finding Laura Clery:

Website: lauraclery.com

Read Idiot & Idiots

TikTok & Youtube & Facebook: @Laura Clery

Instagram: @lauraclery

Episode Breakdown:

-0.00 Intro

-0.50 Entitled Doctors - WTF?

-5:35 I like her though!

-6:15 "We're all selfish horrible bastards"

-7:50 It's Xmas in January

-8:25 America has ALL the sleep disorders

-10:30 "If I don't post this dick sucking video my fans are gonna be pist"

-11:00 I love my Vagana Vagana Music Video

-14:30 Discount Doggie

-17:20 Grey's Anatomy Pug

-19:45 Help Helen Smash Season 2

-20:05 Helen!

-24:00 Midnight Express

-24:40 Construction

-25:30 Moving is worse than death...

-26:20 Q's from fans

-27:05 Annnd...we're back!

-27:20 Getting braces with all the gross kidos!

-30:30 Horror-film worthy dentist

-31:45 Saved by the bell "I'm so excited!"

-33:00 I have a strong resemblance to Vanessa Williams...

-34:36 Then I fell off my bike

-35:45 That chick on "The Bachelor" Bumper Car Tragedy

-37:25 "Well she'll never be Miss America..."

-39:50 Butt implants

-42:45 Normie friends

-43:44 Outro

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THE LAURA CLERY VAULT: Silly Family Stories By Laura Clery & Stephen Hilton Jan 22, 2018

Show notes

Laura discusses the "power of the puss", funny family stories and takes questions from the fans.

Finding Laura Clery:

Website: lauraclery.com

Read Idiot & Idiots

TikTok & Youtube & Facebook: @Laura Clery

Instagram: @lauraclery

Episode Breakdown:

-0.00 Intro

-0.25 Pussy whipped

-1:25 Mom must be proud

-2:39 Dad's in denial

-3:47 Steeeephen!

-4:00 Hi Helen...

-4:34 Wee in your coffee

-5:33 Stephen's parents

-6:11 Laura's fam

-10:07 My parents are Sandy & Danny From Grease

-11:02 Pet crocodile

-12:40 Harvest the bees!

-14:46 Like a drunk Kramer

-15:00 THE CAR!

-19:27 OUR brother & sister

-20:41 Huge blow-out

-23:26 Do you work out...

-26:00 Relapse The Gooden Center- Men's Rehab Treatment Center

-33:09 Podcasts are life!

-35:00 Fan questions

-38:06 The Horbaths

-45:35 Outro

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