IDIOT with Laura Clery

Latest Episodes:

Why We’re Staying POSITIVE! Episode 7 Aug 18, 2022

Show notes

If you’re recovering from a toddler grocery store tantrum today, I UNDERSTAND YOU. We need to eliminate the shame around parenting in public, because it is not easy! I’m even singing the Pamela Pig Calm Down Song today, because it’s just good to let it out! AHHGHHHH! If you’re experiencing a lot of fear or pain, just know it can lead to INCREDIBLE GROWTH. You have the potential to feel and heal your pain! TRIGGER WARNING: Suicidal ideation

Finding Laura Clery:

Website: lauraclery.com

Read/Listen: Idiot & Idiots

Checkout our new Kids Show: Pammy's World

TikTok & Youtube & Facebook: @Laura Clery

Instagram: @lauraclery

Episode Breakdown:

-00:00 The shit show that is today

-1:43 The shade from my OWN SON

-4:45 Vegan food porn (it’s so good)

-7:57 Grocery store humiliation

-10:22 If you didn’t know about Pammy’s World, now ya know!

-12:00 My 3-yr-old calls smoothies “Fussies”, it sounds really wrong

-13:31 What’s with all the Mom judgment??

-20:10 Back-to-school means we have to cut our kids some slack

-21:19 I hit a BREAKING point!

-24:17 Give yourself permission to do NOTHING

-25:48 What is toxic positivity?

-26:16 TRIGGER WARNING: Suicidal ideation

-27:17 I have never connected to a religion like Buddhism before…until now

-29:30 YOU ARE NOT ALONE!

-31:31 Seeking nirvana & listening to Nirvana

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How To Know If You Are In A Trauma Bond! Episode 6 Aug 11, 2022

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My brain feels like it’s melting sometimes! There’s SO MUCH information out there on the internet. Maybe you can relate, but I get ALL sorts of wild ideas put in my head. For example, am I in a trauma bond? Are you!? Today we’re taking an internet quiz to tell us what’s really going on in our relationships!

Finding Laura Clery:

Website: lauraclery.com

Read/Listen: Idiot & Idiots

Checkout our new Kids Show: Pammy's World

TikTok & Youtube & Facebook: @Laura Clery

Instagram: @lauraclery

Episode Breakdown:

-00:00 HELLO! Here are some WILD fun facts

-1:00 My love/hate relationship with the internet

-2:30 Are we in trauma bonds? We’re gonna take a quiz & find out

-5:05 I’m back from visiting my aunt & this is your sign to reach out to someone you love!

-8:10 My deep fear of abandonment vs. giving my husband space

-10:44 Let’s try positive visualization!

-12:01 Staying positive > spiraling

-13:11 ALL the tea is in my book…Idiots

-17:12 Highs, lows, & everything inbetween

-22:44 Remember, you can’t fix anyone!

-28:00 The communication style of my dreams…

-29:17 The results from the quiz ARE IN!!

-30:47 Not so black & white

-33:14 5 things you’re grateful for READY SET GO!

-34:04 Watch Pammy’s World on youtube to see butterflies, alligators, and days of the week

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The Ultimate Millennial Mom Dilemma Episode 5 Aug 04, 2022

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It's my birthday. I’m 36 now and DONE with ignoring my instincts! It's time to cut to the real issues. I’m worried about my children’s digital footprint! With a life that revolves around sharing my world online, I’ve had to figure out boundaries for myself, but more importantly for MY KIDS. There's no easy answer but Stephen and I have decided to take the posting of our kids WAY down. When you know better, you do better, right!? If I can share anything with you, please just make sure to TRUST YOUR GUT and don't be afraid to make the HARD choices! Ok??

Finding Laura Clery:

Website: lauraclery.com

Read/Listen: Idiot & Idiots

Checkout our new Kids Show: Pammy's World

TikTok & Youtube & Facebook: @Laura Clery

Instagram: @lauraclery

Episode Breakdown:

-00:00 Hello hello hello!

-1:30 I’m not a birthday person

-7:24 Traveling on my own, no kids & no Stephen for the FIRST time!

-10:50 Call the people you love & tell them. Plus, always trust your gut

-11:30 To post or not to post the kids…

-17:29 Not EVERYTHING needs to be shared online

-18:20 Mindfully posting our family

-22:00 How can we be more thoughtful & caring online?

-27:30 “You only get 5 years! And then they’re not little anymore” (or whatever that viral TikTok audio says)

-28:53 What do YOU think about all of this?

-30:40 Wish me luck AND 5 things you’re grateful for

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NEVER Meet Your Boyfriend’s EX-Girlfriend Episode 4 Jul 28, 2022

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Today I’m going to tell you the story of when I was viciously attacked by my ex-boyfriend’s ex-girlfriend. SO many twists and turns in this one! Prepare yourself. It’s hard to believe but I did have a life before I married Stephen. CRAZY, I know! This story will live on in my memory forever, and NOT because it was a good one. I’ll also explain to you the LAST time I ever mooned someone, and WHY. Strap in because you are not ready.

TRIGGER WARNING: It does get really dark. I’m talking about suicide, assault, and rape, so take precautions if you are sensitive to these topics.

Finding Laura Clery:

Website: lauraclery.com

Read/Listen: Idiot & Idiots

Checkout our new Kids Show: Pammy's World

TikTok & Youtube & Facebook: @Laura Clery

Instagram: @lauraclery

Episode Breakdown:

-00:00 It all started at a party, we’re talking dance clubs in your basement type of parties

-1:30 Can I give you some advice? Always approach the chihuahua, okay?

-2:44 What happens when you say, Yes to a date. Sorry Stephen, this is my past

-7:01 The ex-girlfriend wants to meet ME…they were co-parenting the chihuahua

-13:48 My sister wants to start some shit- which is RARE

-16:26 It goes DOWN!

-17:40 You ever find yourself hiding in a bathroom thinking you’re going to die? Same here.

-18:53 TRIGGER WARNING: It gets really dark from here

-21:05 He is talking her off the ledge and the police are about to arrive

-24:55 I wrote more stories like this in my first book Idiot, you can download the audio book and listen

-28:00 I discovered yoga & old ladies. Plus I started my mooning phase, sorry-not-sorry.

-31:40 I was trying to escape my reality by literally running away…to Tijuana, Mexico

-34:33 One day at a time, keep coming back & JUST keep quitting

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PROGRESS Not Perfection, Potty Training & REAL Life Talk Episode 3 Jul 21, 2022

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Yippee, you woke up today! Let's celebrate that! Gratitude is EVERYTHING. Gratitude for what you have, what you want, what you definitely will get! And even gratitude for piss. All over my house. Did I mention today is day 3 of potty training? WE GOT THIS PEOPLE! It’s important to focus on the progress, not just the outcomes. Life isn't always easy. Especially when the supreme court is trying to screw us over! Anyway I get REAL about my life story and I hope it helps you feel less alone….

TRIGGER WARNING: Being young is hard and I’m discussing statutory rape, emotional abuse, and the abortion I got when I was 15. My body, my choice.

Finding Laura Clery:

Website: lauraclery.com

Read/Listen: Idiot & Idiots

Checkout our new Kids Show: Pammy's World

TikTok & Youtube & Facebook: @Laura Clery

Instagram: @lauraclery

Episode Breakdown:

-00:00 Welcome to Idiot!

-00:11 Meditation time, don’t worry it’s just one minute long

-1:20 Five things you’re grateful for, GO!

-4:20 ONE small thing you want to manifest, visualize it

-7:00 It’s our JOB to share our gifts with the world

-8:00 repeat after me: I DESERVE IT

-9:00 I want a son who’s potty trained & I read Oh Crap potty training method

-11:21 Day 3 of being naked and Pissed on ALL DAY

-15:35 The dark chocolate reward system because…PEEPEE ON THE POTTY IS A BIG DEAL!

-17:11 Did I mention we have a CHILDREN’S SHOW CALLED PAMMY’S WORLD!! I still can’t believe it

-18:17 I cut my hair off so I could Mom Better

-18:43 Saying yes to wayyyy too many things = D.A.R.E to “Just Say No”

-20:47 Idiot = I went from being a broke suicidal drug addict to living a happy, sober, successful life beyond my wildest dreams

-21:24 Idiots = All the stories I was too afraid to tell in my first book

-21:45 I cannot BELIEVE we’re going backwards

-24:29 I played a pregnant virgin mary while ACTUALLY pregnant at 15

-26:03 It doesn’t matter WHY I decided to get an abortion, it’s my RIGHT

-28:55 Amazing, Amazing Nicole <3

-30:11 You kinda have to laugh…

-33:20 My mom was nothing but compassionate & understanding

-34:54 I hope my story can make someone feel less alone

-35:24 Back to the kiddos, I love you all so much

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It’s Selfish NOT To Do The Things You Love Episode 2 Jul 14, 2022

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AARRGGAAHUH! I’m fighting with my own brain today. NOT fun! Let’s just STOP feeling selfish for doing what we love most, OK?? It is our duty to share our gifts and talents with the world, NOT to feel guilty for them! It’s time to allow those doubts to pass you right on by. BYE-BYE doubts, and hellooooo confidence! Oh and heads up, we’re going to be manifesting today because that shit works. Just don’t ask me how!

Finding Laura Clery:

Website: lauraclery.com

Read Idiot & Idiots

Checkout our new Kids Show: Pammy's World

TikTok & Youtube & Facebook: @Laura Clery

Instagram: @lauraclery

Episode Breakdown:

-00:00 YippeeeeeeeeEEEEe, I’m just excited to be here

-2:21 You’re an artist? MAKE ART…

-3:00 It’s selfish to NOT share your gifts

-4:47 Being scared shitless & doing it anyway

-6:00 2 minute meditation time (If you’re driving DO NOT CLOSE YOUR EYES please)

-8:51 10 things you’re grateful for

-10:00 My morning routine

-10:53 Law of attraction, it works for me

-13:33 Food for Life Global, the vegan food bank

-14:35 Facebook emailed me (yes you heard that right) and together we fed 40,000 people

-17:50 The unstoppable mindset: “If you think you can, you CAN. If you think you cannot you CAN’T”

-20:10 The rooms of AA are my higher power

-22:00 One day turned into 10 years

-23:45 Progress not perfection but also I’m getting Botox right after this

-26:43 Can I smell yo dick?

-29:41 Jlo’s ACTUAL Fountain of Fucking Youth

-34:58 Did you have fun?

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Let’s Get Fucking REAL Episode 1 Jul 07, 2022

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I’M BAAAAACK!!! On the mic that is. What is this podcast you ask? Good question. It’s a straight talking, vulnerable, messy, beautiful exploration into all things life. So exactly like a conversation with your ride or die BFF! I call it like I see it, and keep things JUICY…I’m back and I’m ready to make this the best kick ass show ever! Am I terrified? Oh yea.

Finding Laura Clery:

Website: lauraclery.com

Read/Listen: Idiot & Idiots

TikTok & Youtube & Facebook: @Laura Clery

Instagram: @lauraclery

Episode Breakdown:

-00:00 Welcome to Idiot!

-2:30 HELP, why am I so dependent on my husband…

-3:45 Sober times can be scary

-6:11 Mom-comedy is tired

-9:57 WE’RE LAUNCHING OUR OWN KIDS SHOW!!

-11:00 Gratitude for Youtube Kids Shows

-13:00 That negative voice in my head…

-13:25 My crippling fear is taking over…will I lose everything?

-16:55 I swear this was supposed to be funny…I was gonna prank call my sister

-18:38 Everyone has a gift

-20:15 I read The Tao Te Ching to learn how to do nothing

-21:04 Love and be loved. And help heal the world with your gifts

-21:59 I’m a really good mom

-23:34 My vegan son kicked a chicken

-24:53 I’m evolving and changing

-26:00 “Live in your purpose & leave it” & I love you

-27:50 Something that brings you joy- INSERT HERE

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THE LAURA CLERY VAULT: It's a Miss Jay Thing with Jennah Brittany Feb 12, 2019

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You don't want to miss this amazing creator cut it up with us, Jennah Brittany, aka Miss Jay. She is beyond talented and we go way back as collaborators together. When Jamie Fox calls and says you're funny, then...you might just be funny. Yeah, that actually happened. Enjoy!

Finding Laura Clery:

Website: lauraclery.com

Read Idiot & Idiots

TikTok & Youtube & Facebook: @Laura Clery

Instagram: @lauraclery

Episode Breakdown:

-0:00 Intro

-2:25 "God gave me this body"

-10:11 Origin story

-27:08 Jennah's not so good with jobs

-33:15 The kid thing

-37:05 The British thing

-45:42 World Star Premiere

-49:48 Adult friendship

-1:05:59 Victoria Chase "Bolckbuster and chill"

-1:08:41 Instagram Q & A

-1:25:06 Miss Jay's advice to creators

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THE LAURA CLERY VAULT: Social Media & A-Holes With PatD Lucky Jan 29, 2019

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If you haven't followed PatD Lucky on Facebook, pause this podcast and go check him out. We loved talking with PatD about all things social media, vid creator behind-the-scenes stuff and well...there was a lot of talk about A-holes...there just was. Enjoy!

Finding Laura Clery:

Website: lauraclery.com

Read Idiot & Idiots

TikTok & Youtube & Facebook: @Laura Clery

Instagram: @lauraclery

Episode Breakdown:

-0:00 Intro

-3:36 Muckbang & Eating Naked

-9:45 My two moms

-16:35 Jail-chicken

-25:01 First videos & SMS

-38:33 Trolls

-47:39 An a-hole DM

-58:59 Where's K.O

-1:24:57 Instagram Fan Q's

-1:46:31 Outro

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THE LAURA CLERY VAULT: When You're In, You're In With Barry Katz Jan 22, 2019

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Barry Katz is legendary in the comedy community but even more impresively he has the most immitated voice in comedy. He has discovered some of the biggest names in entertainment when they were yet to be known like Dave Chappelle, Dana Carvey and yes, even Laura Clery.

Finding Laura Clery:

Website: lauraclery.com

Read Idiot & Idiots

TikTok & Youtube & Facebook: @Laura Clery

Instagram: @lauraclery

Episode Breakdown:

-0:00 Intro

-2:19 Voices

-8:08 Women who are expecting

-10:55 Barry's kids are woke

-18:39 Yes Theory

-27:06 Fruitful labor & reciprocal love