S1 Ep94: “It was half the size of my thumb!”
Jul 01, 2020
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Jo’s boyfriend is concerned he might be the only survivor of Coronavirus. How will he react to seeing naked men? What should be the nation’s favourite sandwich? What happens when your tweet doesn’t get enough likes? How do you lose pants? Which films do you want him to review? Plus this podcast involves the most in-depth discussion about Dido since 2003.
S1 Ep93: “Talk to me Joma.”
Jun 24, 2020
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This week we’re talking about changing the lyrics to songs, trying to get some peace and quiet, taking criticism, which celebrity we’d like to be locked down with, competing with your partner, impulse buys and did Jo have a fling with Michael Ball?
Warning: do not listen to this podcast if your name is Callum.
S1 Ep92: “He probably hasn’t got over that.”
Jun 17, 2020
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We reminisce about using computers at school, losing your work, turning 40, quitting smoking, why we hate bread bins, failing challenges and giving blood.
S1 Ep91: “They’re like ice!”
Jun 10, 2020
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We discuss the things we enjoy doing just to torment our partners, how we react in an emergency, blind taste tests, looking at old photos of ourselves, what we’re most looking forward to after lockdown and have we had the biggest indication yet that it’s time to tell him about the podcast?
S1 Ep90: “Walsall.”
Jun 03, 2020
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We argue over the pronunciation of our home towns, learning new things about our partners, tongue piercings, shopping styles, hoarding, whether Katy is trustworthy and how Jo’s boyfriend got on dying her hair. Plus find out why our producer may have ruined this podcast.
S1 Ep89: “Everybody’s at home bonking.”
May 27, 2020
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With summer approaching, it’s a perfect time for Jo’s boyfriend to test out his special pants that separate his meat and veg. Can you buy sex toys in supermarkets? Has Jo finally cut his hair? Is he getting closer to finding out about the podcast? Are we all doing more quizzes in lockdown? Do journalists like it when things are bad? And we hope that this podcast will bring the word ‘bonking’ back.
S1 Ep88: “It’ll make me sound clever.”
May 20, 2020
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Jo’s boyfriend tries to find the origin of the word ‘furlough’. Has he identified the UK Garage songs he’s spent weeks trying to track down? Plus we talk about things that make us jump, watching more TV in lockdown, bad American chocolate, winning competitions and find out which one of us applied to be on Big Brother.
S1 Ep87: “I’m getting too old for that emotional nonsense.”
May 13, 2020
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This podcast will let you know if you need to bother watching the new series of Britain's Got Talent. We also discuss watching things that make us cry, making up words, cheering at football matches, 80s music, irresponsible toys we had as kids and sports TV when there’s no sport on.
S1 Ep86: “That’s not normal, man.”
May 06, 2020
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Do all us Brits have bad teeth? Has Jo cut her boyfriend’s hair yet? Do you watch things you don’t like on purpose? Why doesn’t Jo ever have nightmares? Does the colour of your tools matter? Why does Katy have to delete apps on her phone?
S1 Ep85: “There’s a one way system you know?”
Apr 29, 2020
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A couple of weeks ago Jo’s boyfriend refused to dye her roots. Well, predictably, he now expects Jo to cut his hair. Find out how that request goes. How stressed did he get when being sent to do the weekly food shop? Find out the one thing you shouldn’t nag Katy for. The things we miss about our home towns. People faking workouts. How long we’re going to live. And should we start a gardening podcast?
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