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YES, the world is on fire — dictators are being captured, countries are getting bombed, peace deals are almost happening, and skiers are fleeing wildfires — but let’s be serious for a second… what the fuck happened in St. Barths?!
This episode is a full spiral from global chaos to the only thing that actually matters: yachts, billionaires, vulgar displays of wealth, and the emotional devastation of spending the holidays in Montclair, NJ instead of on a $300 million boat eating caviar with Jeff Bezos. We’re breaking down the St. Barths industrial complex — the food, the beaches, the shopping, the yachts (if you don’t have one, you’re poor, sorry), and the celebrity sightings that made us question every life choice we’ve ever made.
From Bezos’ floating ego, Geffen’s Rising Sun, and Walmart money doing what Walmart money does, to Alix Earle potentially upgrading from a mid NFL player to Tom Brady himself (sad divorced dad vibes included), we get into the rich, the ridiculous, and the spiritually unrelatable.
Plus: Bethenny Frankel, vaping rich kids, Step Rose x Tinx discourse, and what it would truly mean to be stuck in St. Barths due to airspace closures (a dream).
Then we pivot — violently — into:
- Why Members Only Palm Beach is unwatchable new-money trash
- Butt cracks being forced down our throats by the fashion industry (Crack is wack AND back, allegedly)
- A high-brow cinema moment with Bugonia, Roofman, and my annual failed attempt to become an Oscar completionist
- Bravo updates galore, engagements, arrests, books, dating apps, and Ultimate Road Trip casting dreams
It’s unserious, unhinged, deeply judgmental, occasionally intellectual, and absolutely necessary listening.
Thanks for listening — and tune in Friday for the George Santos episode.
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