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Adventure Week: HYSTERIA 51: THE PODCAST: THE MOVIE: THE SEQUEL | 391 Oct 10, 2024

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Can you feel that in the air... the 2nd day of excitement?!?! ok, maybe not so mucn, but it is Adventure Week dsy 2 on Hysteria 51. We are releasing ALL 3 Adventures back to back.... to back. Will there be an adventure 4 in th future? Check with your magic 8 ball... Again!

Origial Description

Remember that time we stormed Area 51 and Conspiracy Bot somehow got us involved in a Reptilian scheme to take over the world? (episode 155 for those of you playing at home)

This is like that…only different…with more Hollow Earth…and Kyle…and Zork?

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

You better just listen for yourself.

Written by

Michael Paul Gonzalez (MichaelPaulGonzalez.com / @monkeywright)

In association with Radio Lost Angeles and ForthHand Media

Produced by

Michael Paul Gonzalez and Brent Hand

Starring:

Brent Hand – Himself

John Goforth – Himself

Lisa Hand - Herself

Conspiracy Bot – Unfortunately, Himself

Kyle – Annoyingly Himself

Aleksandra Bieńkowska – Decker

Tim Longhurst – British Announcer Guy

Michael Paul Gonzalez - Himself

Evil John Goforth - Not Himself

Music:

Music provided by No Copyright Music: https://www.youtube.com/c/royaltyfreezone

Music used:

Dragon War by Makai Symphony

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Adventure Week: Storm Hysteria 51: The Movie: The Podcast | 390 Oct 09, 2024

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Can you feel that in the air... the excitement?!?! It's Adventure Week on Hysteria 51. We are releasing ALL 3 Adventures for the next 3 days. will there be an adventure 4 in th future? Check with your magic 8 ball...

Original Description

This week we…

Well, this week…

You see, a funny thing happened on the way…

It’s like…hmm…it’s like a Hysteria 51 adventure...

Ah, forget it. You better just listen for yourself.

Written by

Michael Paul Gonzalez (MichaelPaulGonzalez.com / @monkeywright)

In association with Radio Lost Angeles and ForthHand Productions

Produced by

Michael Paul Gonzalez and Brent Hand

Starring:

Brent Hand – Himself

John Goforth – Himself

Lisa Hand - Herself

Conspiracy Bot – Unfortunately, Himself

Kyle – Annoyingly Himself

Aleksandra Bieńkowska – Decker

Tim Longhurst – British Announcer Guy

Michael Paul Gonzalez - Himself

Music and Ambient Sounds:

Royalty Free Zone – No Copyright Music (Youtube – https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCehIXMLpmRqDzqB5Ov89v5A)

Tabletop Audio – https://tabletopaudio.com/

Opening Music – Playing in Tongues – Deserts3

Sci-fi Laboratory Ambience by Iwan Gabovitch under CC-BY 3.0 License with sounds by wolick, swiftoid, Diboz

Desert walk music: Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) – Star Watching Music & Crickets Sound

Monster Sound Effects by Brand Name Audio – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z-sSy8urj-c

Vault door sound effect: Radio Free Endor Podcast

Additional sound effects sourced from the Creative Commons Royalty Free Library

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Sad Blurry Hysteria: Cocaine Ghost Clones | BONUS Oct 04, 2024

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This week on Blurry Hysteria, the bizarre meter is cranked up to 11 as we dive into some truly wild stories with special guest Kevin Crispin from Sad Times Podcast. First up, are Florida's sharks turning into apex party animals, gobbling up cocaine in the waters? Next, a Montana man is sentenced for selling giant sheep—yes, you read that right, GIANT CLONED HYBRIDIZED SHEEP! Finally, Queen Camilla is reportedly attacked by a bed-hopping ghost in what might be the royal family’s weirdest paranormal tale yet. But probably not...

News Stories Mentioned:

Coke Sharks: https://www.clickorlando.com/news/local/2024/09/23/are-florida-sharks-feasting-on-cocaine-heres-what-we-know/?fbclid=IwZXh0bgNhZW0CMTAAAR38wP_rqZ2gY1IhvHXA91Usldi_XBX8qtokFMaOLBGHKP8AWCp7SG-o0BQ_aem_KXinnOkg3jx3x7HHRzkY-Q#commentDiv

Sheep Clone Hunt: https://www.nytimes.com/2024/09/30/us/montana-man-giant-sheep-sentence.html?fbclid=IwZXh0bgNhZW0CMTAAAR0Rj8Meb5eKEzyunPSPsIAXnqnnf9iowDbTC1SX4gjZcGTqYzSPQuLkGAY_aem_F8ajdfh42qXeEsC3SJOhcA

Naughty British Ghosts: https://radaronline.com/p/queen-camilla-attacked-night-bed-hopping-ghost-pinned-down/?fbclid=IwZXh0bgNhZW0CMTAAAR1SvJqmB6f9Yn8-L2jJwrdSfCJ8iYoLZeNLKPVkdQQsNtRyDBa3hje7804_aem_pUGX2QhHvtKqe3gDwsKb_g

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Voicemail Vortex: When Listeners Attack! | 389 Oct 02, 2024

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Ever wondered what happens when you give our listeners a hotline and a little too much free time? Spoiler alert: absolute mayhem! This week on Hysteria 51, we dive headfirst into the wild, wacky, and wonderfully weird world of YOUR voicemails.

Join hosts Brent and David as they react, dissect, and try (and often fail) to keep a straight face. Will they offer sage advice? Highly unlikely. Will they make things worse? There's a good chance. But one thing's for sure: you'll laugh, you'll cringe, and you'll probably double-check your own voicemail before hitting send next time.

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Blurry Hysteria: Not So Dead Radio | BONUS Sep 27, 2024

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Time To Get Weird!

This week, we dive deep into the strange and unexplainable with two jaw-dropping stories. First, we explore the cosmic mystery of a deep-space radio signal that has traveled 8 billion years to reach Earth—what does this signal mean, and could it be a message from an ancient civilization, or just an old voivemail from Conspiracy Boy? Then, we delve into the eerie discovery of a state between life and death that has scientists questioning everything they know about mortality. Are we unlocking the secrets of the afterlife, or are we on the brink of a zombie apocalypse? Tune in for all the weirdness, wild theories, and dumb banter you've come to love from Hysteria 51!

News Stories Mentioned:

Radio Blast: https://urls.grow.me/35d7ovVIHy

Not So Daed: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-13855093/Scientists-discover-state-life-death.html?ito=email_share_article-bottom

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Blurry Hysteria: Noble Alien Butt Breath | BONUS Sep 25, 2024

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Blurry Hysteria Time!

Get ready for a wild ride on this episode of Blurry Hysteria as we dive into the weirdest headlines of the week! Discover the shocking truth behind Prince Philip’s secret obsession with UFOs and the bizarre theory linking Queen Elizabeth and a Russian spy. Was the royal family hiding an alien agenda? Plus, we break down the wackiest moments from the 2024 Ig Nobel Prize ceremony, where the world's oddest and funniest scientific achievements take center stage. From alien conspiracies to award-winning quirkiness, this episode is packed with royal intrigue, extraterrestrial excitement, and a dose of science gone hilariously wrong. Don’t miss out!

News Stories Mentioned:

Alien Spys: https://radaronline.com/p/ufo-prince-philip-alien-russian-spy-queen-elizabeth-pope/

Butt Breath: https://www.cnn.com/2024/09/13/science/ig-nobel-prize-ceremony-2024-intl-scli

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Up All Night: Luis Elizondo, The Daily Show, and Disclosure- The Truth is Out... Eventually? | 388 Sep 20, 2024

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What do you get when a former intelligence officer, a late-night comedy show, and a whole lot of government secrets walk into a bar? You get this week’s episode of Up All Night! We’re diving into Luis Elizondo’s eye-opening appearance on The Daily Show, where he spilled the beans on the world’s worst-kept secret: aliens. Oh, I'm story - NHIs, aka Non Human Intelligence. But here’s the kicker—turns out Uncle Sam has been keeping this cosmic cat in the bag for so long, they’re now stuck trying to figure out how to un-lie to the public without blowing up the whole charade. Are we finally on the brink of disclosure, or is this just another twist in the never-ending UFO / UAP soap opera? Tune in as we dissect what Elizondo had to say, poke fun at the government's absurd balancing act, and ask the big question: when it comes to aliens, will the truth ever really set us free? Spoiler alert: it's gonna get weird.

Special thanks to this week’s research sources

Books

Imminent: Inside the Pentagon's Hunt for UFOs | Luis Elizondo

Videos

Luis Elizondo - “Imminent: Inside the Pentagon's Hunt for UFOs” | The Daily Show - https://youtu.be/2OMGOvuJV5M?si=e44jdOXHgIOAMNdC

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Myths, Mysteries, and Military Secrets: The Enigma of the Rome’s Lost Ninth Legion | 387 Sep 18, 2024

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Strength and honor. Discipline and courage. The Glory of Rome! And none of it mattered for one of said Rome’s most renowned legions. Or so it seems… Reputation became tales, and tales became myths about Legio IX Hispana, Rome’s famed Ninth Legion passed into the category of legend when it mysteriously vanished from the record books around the turn of the 2nd century CE. That was before the black and white color switch for those playing along at home. But how could one of the most fearsome and battle-tested units of the then most powerful empire on earth just up and disappear like a dad going for cigarettes? Theories have run the gamut from mundane to supernatural, with more significant consequences from its disappearance than you might imagine. Grab your gladius and scutum, we’re marching in search of Rome’s Lost 9th Legion this week on Hysteria 51!

Special thanks to this week’s research sources:

Books

The Fate of the Ninth: The curious disappearance of one of Rome's legions | Duncan B. Campbell

Videos

Solving the Mystery of the Lost Roman Legion | History Hit Series -https://youtu.be/uzqXhGM-uRY?si=wTL8aeWkPs7zrKXQ

Websites

Legio IX Hispana Wiki - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Legio_IX_Hispana

BBC - https://www.bbc.com/news/magazine-12752497

Ancient Origins - https://www.ancient-origins.net/history-famous-people/boudicca-celtic-queen-unleashed-fury-romans-part-2-002067

The Northen Echo - https://www.thenorthernecho.co.uk/news/11560152.modest-man-centre-yorks-famous-ghost-story-passes-away/

Eagle & Dragons Publishing - https://eaglesanddragonspublishing.com/roman-ghosts-shades-in-eburacum/

History Extra - https://www.historyextra.com/period/roman/what-happened-to-britains-lost-roman-legion/

U of Chicago - https://penelope.uchicago.edu/Thayer/E/Roman/Texts/Cassius_Dio/62*.html

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Epic Proportions: The Legendary Life, Death, & Conspiracies of Gilgamesh | 386 Sep 11, 2024

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This week, we’re diving deep into the murky waters of ancient Sumer to unravel the life and legend of Gilgamesh—part god, part man, and full-time hero. Was this towering king of Uruk just another ruler with delusions of grandeur, or was he really a demigod who battled monsters, befriended wild men, and defied the gods themselves? Join us as we explore his epic quests, including his obsession with immortality, his fateful bromance with Enkidu, and the secrets that may still lie buried beneath the Euphrates. Plus, was Gilgamesh the world’s first superhero—or something even weirder? Tune in for all that and more as we decode the ancient tablets, question history’s first literary masterpiece, and ask: why does Conspiracy Bot suck so much???

Special thanks to this week’s research sources:

Videos

The REAL Reason we Invaded Iraq (Babylon)?? Nephilim DNA - https://youtu.be/ypAZ_9WTukU?si=U0Nr02TiHYdjwX3o

2003 Gulf War Started 1 Month After Gilgamesh's Tomb Found -https://youtu.be/Tgr6y_pyFMk?si=PofgK0KfDBnXrQ-I

Websites

Gilgamesh Wiki - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gilgamesh

Epic of Gilgamesh Wiki - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Epic_of_Gilgamesh

Gilgamesh Myth - https://www.britannica.com/topic/Gilgamesh

Gilgamesh History - https://www.worldhistory.org/gilgamesh/

Gilgamesh Tablet - https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-57992957

Hobby Lobby Issues - https://www.cbsnews.com/news/justice-department-returns-portion-of-the-epic-of-gilgamesh-to-iraq/

Fact Check - https://www.newsweek.com/us-invade-iraq-ancient-stargate-1766705

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Blurry Hysteria: Robot Mushroom Sex | BONUS Sep 06, 2024

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Blurry Hysteria Time!

We're diving into two bizarre news stories this week that are both gross and interesting... but mainly gross. First up, a viral court case involving a woman, a trout, and a scandalous video that's taking the internet by storm. Then, we're exploring a futuristic mashup you never knew you needed: engineers have given a mushroom its very own robot body and let it loose. Join us as we break down these strange headlines and wonder why we let Conspiracy Bot ever pic headlines!

News Stories Mentioned:

Trout Taboo: https://www.news.com.au/national/courts-law/woman-in-court-over-viral-trout-sex-video/news-story/c181d56b75d04e1d15e6177825c751f4

RoboShroom: https://www.sciencealert.com/engineers-gave-a-mushroom-a-robot-body-and-let-it-run-wild?fbclid=IwZXh0bgNhZW0CMTAAAR24pM39mCOwULnNKzu514rI3-lLkrvKd4eaSQSZCFYVC3t2uMHEV7nwRZM_aem_hG9U5uvf4pp_qodB7T3w8A

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