How To Survive with Danielle & Kristine

Latest Episodes:

How To Survive Bleeding To Death & A Bloody Embarrassment with Dorothea Coelho Feb 22, 2022

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This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive massive blood loss and Dorothea Coelho talks about an embarrassing incident from middle school.

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How To Survive a Heartattack & Heartbreak with Katy Fullan Feb 15, 2022

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This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive a heartattack and writer/comedian Katy Fullan shares how she survived a bad heartbreak.

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How to Survive Mudslides & Sh*tting Your Pants (w/ Lauren Ash) Feb 08, 2022

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This week, Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive mudslides — the warning signs, the destruction, the utter unpredictability. Then Lauren Ash (Superstore) joins to share her unforgettable story about the day she fully, completely, undeniably shat her pants… and how she survived the aftermath with dignity? You decide!

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How To Survive Being Us with Danielle, Kristine, and Garon Feb 01, 2022

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Danielle, Kristine, and Garon learn how to survive being them as they each share the crazy events that happened over the holiday break.

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How To Survive the Breakdown of Society & Broken Bones with Danielle and Kristine Jan 25, 2022

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This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive the breakdown of society and talk about the breaking of bones.

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How To Survive the Eye of a Tornado & a Blind Date Gone Bad with Kimberly Clark Jan 18, 2022

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Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive a tornado and comedian Kimberly Clark joins to share a crazy blind date experience.

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How To Survive Hypothermia & Freezing Your Balls Off with Regan Burns Jan 11, 2022

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This week Kristine and Danielle learn how to survive hypothermia and Regan Burns shares a story about nearly freezing during an adventure race!

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How To Survive a Plane Crash & Life Crashing Around You with Laurie Kilmartin Jan 04, 2022

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Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive a plane crash and comedian Laurie Kilmartin is here to talk about surviving life crashing around her.

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How To Survive an Avalanche & Being Broke with Oscar Nunez Dec 28, 2021

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This week, Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive an avalanche — "escape", "drop", "swim." Then, The Office's Oscar Nuñez joins to share hilarious stories about being totally broke in a big city, complete with kooky decisions and sitcom-level survival tactics.

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