How To Do Everything

Latest Episodes:

Driving, Sneezing and Zombie Cologne Mar 28, 2014

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This week we tell you how to fool zombies, how to sneeze in the Daytona 500 and we find another reason to love fried shrimp.

Clothes, Dice, and Food Mar 21, 2014

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How to save money on clothes without giving up anything but your dignity, minimize the number of fights during Monopoly, and get the excellent restaurant service you don't deserve.

Cologne, Nimrods, and The Chicago River Mar 14, 2014

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How to get rid of that perfume you never wear, properly call someone a nimrod, and celebrate St.Patrick's Day Chicago style.

Weather, Cats, and Hockey Mar 08, 2014

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How to properly make use of your cat, and how to make it in the NHL. Plus special guest meteorologist Paula Poundstone gives us our first ever weather report.

Groundhog Day, Oscars, and Squat Thrusts Feb 27, 2014

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We remember Harold Ramis by learning how the movie Groundhog Day was almost very different, John Lithgow tells us how to play it cool at the Oscars, and we help a listener find love at the gym

Bees, Bees and Cans Feb 24, 2014

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This week we learn how to beat a spelling bee, how to talk to bees and a new use for cement.

Verkhoyansk, Hijacking, and Puffy Coats Feb 14, 2014

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How to feel better about this freezing winter, and how to prevent a hijacking. Plus, something to think about when you're smashed between two people in puffy coats on the subway. And if you're playing along at home: it's spelled Verkhoyansk.

Tiny Catapults, The Tug Of War, and Seth: The Human Glacier Feb 07, 2014

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This week we tell you how to move like a glacier, write a cartoon musical and lose friends.

Arm Pits, Bunny Boots and Beer Slushies Jan 31, 2014

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This week we tell you how to keep your beer from freezing, keep your hands warm at the South Pole and how to talk about the Super Bowl without saying Super Bowl.

Rice Krispies, Names, and Spies Jan 24, 2014

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How to deal with an embarrassing name, and how to spy like a lady. Plus, a revelation that may change breakfast forever.