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9.2 The World is ending and we're building a commune. Feb 04, 2025

Listen the world is ending and we already did a top 5 of who is welcome in our post apocalyptic compound but today we share the top 5 ways WE are going to show up in the compound.

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9.1.1 (AUDIO ONLY) I have no master or mistress Dec 27, 2024

Its like the video I just posted, but only audio. Where is the video you say? I don't know! Maybe its on Spotify? Or your regular app? But it isn't on my podcast app yet so I don't know.

9.1 I have no master or mistress Dec 27, 2024

We're back!! And better than ever! And now with video (Though if you think we are ugly we will also post an audio only version.) We miss you and love you.

8. 7. The long awaited advice episode Jun 23, 2024

You asked. We answered. Here is our (legally unbinding these options do not reflect the opinions of Spotify or her affiliates) advice!!

Signs and Tokens: Sis Twain’s Courtship with Gary McConkie Jun 02, 2024

So we’re going to start posting short episodes where we interview each other about our lives called “Signs and Tokens.” This one is a freebie so if you want to hear more of these head over to Patreon.com/hotdranks

8.6. Top 5 Ways the Universe Decided to Keep Us Humble May 14, 2024

Listen. We know we are a light on a hilltop. So the Universe in her own special way has to keep us down a bit.

8.5. Top Five Met Gala Looks and Who Would Wear Them if the Theme was “Mormon: An American Cult” May 07, 2024

What if Anna Wintour’s vision of the Met Gala was Orson Pratt and Fanny Algiers and Gordon B.

8.4. The Top Five Gods Worshiped in the Pantheon of our new religions May 01, 2024

I’m sorry for this.

8.3. Top 5 Things We Hope Sister Dennees speaks on next. Apr 09, 2024

We’ve truly been so lucky to hear what sister Dennis thinks about women’s power in the church and we can’t wait to hear what she has next. Here are our top five hopes.

8.2. Top 5 People We Hope Not to See in Our Ward in Hell Apr 02, 2024

So Mormonism is true, allegedly. /9 that means when sinner go to hell (like us) they’ll have a ward. And these are the people we hope are not there.

8.1. We’re solving transphobia Mar 26, 2024

Listen. We’re not experts. But we’re concerned cis people. So here is our attempt to support our trans community

7.3. Fudge College, Mormons Mar 19, 2024

The Mormons are up to some business. We’re not OK.

Top 5 Things We Woulda Done if We Hadn’t Lost That Damn Hour Mar 12, 2024

We’re in the daylight savings hangover over here. We had so many plans and then we lost that hour

Welcome to Season 7!!! Mar 06, 2024

It’s season seven and we’re all new! We’ve got the intro music at a different spot! Remember last week when we told you your husband was gay? Well if that made you anxious we’re here this week with the top five bits of advice.

6.21. Top Five Ways to Know Your in a Mixed Orientation Marriage (MOM) Feb 27, 2024

ie top five signs you’re a straight lady married to a gay man.

Top 5 People Upon Whom We Imprinted Sexually as a Youth (Youth meaning anytime before 1999) Feb 20, 2024

I mean, that’s basically it. It’s been 42 days since our last episode.

6.19. Top 5 Ins and Outs of 2024 Jan 09, 2024

It’s the new year. And here’s the top 5 things we think are in and out (we sort of understood the assignment differently.)

6.18. Top Five Carols with updated meanings Dec 15, 2023

Hey, listen it’s the top five ways we would change the names of Christmas songs sometimes by one word or sometimes by more but really make them feel more relevant. The rules weren’t really super clear.

6.17. Top 5 People You’d Find at Out Post Apocalyptic Compound Nov 26, 2023

The world ended. Trump is president. Biden is president. It’s World War III. We don’t know. But here are the top five people you would find at our post apocalyptic compound.

6.16. Top 5 Gay/ Straight Icons Oct 14, 2023

I just want to say from the get that I’m sorry about this episode.

6.15. WERE BACK Oct 02, 2023

If you thought you’d never hear from us again you owe us $15.

6.14. Top 5 Beige Flags Aug 05, 2023

I bet you thought you’d never see another episode! Nope! We’re here! And we’re telling your our beige flags. The things about us that are a bit weird but not totally red flags.

6.13. Well I’ll tell you what, it’s a top five something!! Jul 11, 2023

It’s something about a grilled cheese. Or a hug. I don’t know.

6. 12. The top 5 bagels and horrors Jun 30, 2023

We all know life is great because there are bagels. But there are also horrors. These are our top 5.

6.11. Top 5 Things That Are Our Business Jun 15, 2023

Listen. This is my business.

6.10. Top Five Things That Are NONE OF MY BUSINESS. May 30, 2023

Listen. We can talk about them if you want. But this stuff is none of my business.

6.9. Top 5 Things We Want You To Do AS SOON as you leave the church. May 01, 2023

We have some suggestions

6.8. Dueling Top 5 Apr 01, 2023

We couldn’t decide on a top 5 because Cjane suggested two great topics so there are two.

6.7. B!tch@s be talkin’ Mar 19, 2023

Listen, there’s no theme. There’s no top five. This is just bitches be talking. Twaint: “OnInstagram I’m gonna say no top-five just love.”

6.6. Top Five Things We Can Say That Will Make the Other One Uncomfortable Mar 09, 2023

Get ready to squirm and learn the definition of “tumescent.”

6.5. Top 5 People Who Did the Thing Feb 24, 2023

Viola Davis? Your woman king? Here are 5 other people who did the thing.

Top 5 People Who Make Us Horny But Who Are Not Conventionally Attractive (like Pedro Pascal.) Feb 08, 2023

You know how Pedro Pascal is ugly but also he can any day any time? Here are 10 more people who fit that mold.

6.3. Top Five PO Boxes in Boston, MA Jan 21, 2023

We love a good self-addressed stamped envelope sent to Boston Massachusetts. And these are our top five PO boxes to send it to.

6.2. Top 5 Side Hustles Were Gonna Pursue in 2023 Jan 13, 2023

Bottom line, we’re poor. So we’re gonna be hustling to pay the bills.

6.1. SPOILERS Top 5 things about M3GAN that made us more queer. Jan 07, 2023

Listen. If you haven’t seen M3GAN, we spoil it in this episode, but we talk about the moments that made us more queer so don’t listen to this until you’ve seen M3GAN or if you don’t care about spoilers.

5.20. Top Five Predictions for 2023 Dec 30, 2022

It’s a new year. And new predictions for what we want? Are Scared of? Hope for? Also we just decided this is the SEASON FINALE even thought we don’t mention that during the episode.

5.19 Top 5 Gifts We Want To Receive Dec 24, 2022

It’s here. The episode to listen to while your driving to your Mormon Dad’s house where your racist Uncle is going to say something about pronouns and the Woke Mob.

5.18. Top Five Weirdest Things About Being 13 Dec 14, 2022

As Brother Coffee’s explores his childhood with his therapist, we venture back and remember what was weird about being 13.

5.17. We’re drunk and we’re thankful Nov 25, 2022

It’s the top five things were grateful for a while we’re drinking alcohol. So it’s not like our kids or our Lord and Savior Jesus. It’s things that we feel happy about while we’re drinking wine another alcohol.

5.16 Top 5 Things the Mormons Got Wrong Nov 12, 2022

Listen, there are 1 million of these. But we wanted to highlight the top five that seems so insane to us now.

5.15. Top Five Shows We Want Rebooted With Overt Queer Overtones Oct 18, 2022

Have you seen the new Interview with a Vampire? The reboot of A League of Their Own? More shows from our childhood with queer folks!!

5.14. Top Five Tattoos Mormons Gonna Get Oct 02, 2022

Did you hear that Mormons can get tattoos now? Allegedly? Well, here are the top five tattoos Twaint and Coffee think they’re gonna get.

5.13 Top Five Goals for out Spooky/ Slutty Season Sep 21, 2022

On todays episodes of this podcast that we record each day on a daily schedule, we set some goals. Goals for sluts.

5.12 Top Five Things We’d Yell at BYU Students at a Football Game Sep 20, 2022

Remember, when a bunch of people from Oregon yelled at a bunch of people from BYU and the governor of Utah acted like they had declared war? Well, here are some things we would like to yell at Mormons.

5.11. Top 5 Beautiful Truths that you didn’t know until this ‘sode. Aug 23, 2022

Remember when we told you the top five truths that were hard to hear? Well, these are the top five beautiful truths you didn’t even know until this ‘sode

5.10 Top Five Reasons You Didn’t Get an Episode Last Week (or Next Week.) Aug 07, 2022

You know how you didn’t get an episode last week or next week? Well this is why

5.14 Our Top Five Favorite Hot Dranks Moments Jul 09, 2022

We’re sharing some of our favorite Hot Drinks memories and then we take a HARD LEFT TURN into some dark therapy for Bro. Coffee.

5.13. Hinge Jun 26, 2022

We downloaded Hinge. Why? Because democracy is dead.

5.12. Top 5 Things That Are Gay and Homophobic at the Same Time Jun 02, 2022

Hi Gay! It’s Pride Month at the Butter Barn!

5.11. Top 5 Horrible Things Men Have Said to Beautiful Desirable and Perfect Young Ladies May 14, 2022

Lil Twaint is a dater. And she’s here to tell us why men ain’t shit.

5.10. Top 5 Reasons Progmos are Useless. USELESS you hear!! May 05, 2022

Progmos: you’re useless. We expect better. Here’s the 5 reasons why.

5.9. Easter Special. Top 5 Things We’d Come Back to Life For Apr 17, 2022

Happy Easter! Jesus died and came back to life and we want to know what would bring US back to life.

5.8. Top Five Moments of Our Sexual Awakenings Apr 08, 2022

Here’s some moments. About our sexual awakening. Some are funny. Some might be creepy. But this is what we’ve got.

5.7. Too 5 Things People Have Said To Us That We Think About All The Time. Mar 25, 2022

You know when someone says something to you and you can’t stop thinking about it even 40 years later? Yeah it’s that

5.6 The top Five Reasons We Can Stand to Live in Utah. Mar 08, 2022

Listen living in Utah isn’t always the easiest thing. But there are a few reasons that we can make it work. Here’s our top five

5.5 A Spesh Ep with Sweet Emo-shun Mar 03, 2022

Sister Virtue is in town, and she brought her sweet partner along with her, Sweet Emotion. They are a nevermo who doesn’t understand Mormonism in the slightest. In this episode Sister Twaint is solo and answers some questions for them, only managing to further terrify and confuse them.

5.4. Top 5 Spirit Guides Feb 24, 2022

Y’all I’m sorry. This episode won’t be as funny as the Brad Wilcox one. But it has some moments.

5.3. Ladies, Gentlemen and Enbys: BRAD WILCOX Feb 09, 2022

You knew we were gonna.

5.2. Talking coffee with Holda Darkly Jan 28, 2022

Remember guests? We do too! Today we have Holda Darkly who was a chevron print maxi skirt wearing Mormon and now is a queer tattooed coffee roaster.

5.1 Top 5 Things That Would Surprise Me About You Jan 21, 2022

These things are surprising! About me! To You! To Me! To You

PPIs Jan 21, 2022

Come learn all about our latest venture, PPIs! (basically you pay us to talk to us.)

Season 4 Season Final: Top 5 reasons 2022 won’t matter. Dec 29, 2021

It’s not gonna matter y’all. 2022 and here’s why.

S4E34 Top 5 Images 2021 Burned Into Our Retinas Dec 16, 2021

We’re back and it’s been worth the wait!!

4.33 Madam Bandit Nov 22, 2021

Our favorite singer songwriter Madam Bandit is here to share her journey out of Mormonism and tease her new single, Gin and Tonic

4.32. Top Five Reasons We Want to Change Our Algorithm Nov 14, 2021

The algorithm knows you’re gay, depressed and you love Henry Cavill. Isn’t it about…time?

4.31. Gaslight (Ballard,) Gatekeep (Nelson,) Girlboss (Cindy)!! Oct 22, 2021

All about being gaslit by Mormons and Cindy’s uterus

4.30. Top 5 Things Sister Twaint Has Learned About Sex Post Marriage Oct 13, 2021

Sister Twaint was married to a gay man. Then she wasn’t. Then she learned about sex by doin it. And here are some thoughts.

4.29 Top Five Reason Brother Coffee is a Gosh Darn Catch Oct 05, 2021

Did you guys know Brother Coffee is a catch? Well we recorded a whole episode about it. Find him some cute gays and a therapist!!

4.28: Top 5 Ways to Have Queer Affirming Conversations With Your Kids About Sex and Sexuality Sep 29, 2021

Wanna talk to your queer kids (they’re all queer) about sex and sexuality. Well here is some advice from non experts.

4.27 Top Five Things to Think About When You Forget You’re Not Mormon, Anymore. Sep 24, 2021

You know how when you were Mormon you would sing a hymn to drive out bad thoughts? Well this is like how to drive the hymn out

Season 4 Episode 26 - Top 5 Things That Would Make Progmos Who Love the Gays Take a Stand and Leave Aug 31, 2021

Jeff Roy gave a talk about shooting gays and CurProgs were like “that’s a shame…here’s my tithing.” So what would it really take?

Season 4 Episode 25: Top Five Most Memorable Naked Moments Aug 11, 2021

Some funny and disturbing stories about times we saw people naked. Jason!

Top 5 90’s Broadway Musical Moments Jul 27, 2021

You’ll like this episode even if you don’t understand or like Broadway musicals. Or maybe you’ll hate it? We don’t know. We’re not the boss of you. We’re not making the show for you

4.23 - Top Five Things We Hope We Want to Get When We Die Since We Don’t Get Our Own Planet. Jul 12, 2021

Gordon B Hinkley promised us our own planet and now he’s back tracking so this is what we want instead.

4.22 We Pull 5 Tarot Cards and Decipher Our Doom Jul 01, 2021

We just tell you what the cards mean for us and you. Pics of cards on our Instagram.

4.21. Top 5 Reasons it’s OK to be Exhausted Other Than Seggs Because That’s a Given. Jun 16, 2021

It’s all right there.

4.20. Top 5 Things We Are Secretly A Little Bit Proud Of Jun 01, 2021

It’s June. And we told you the things we should feel better about and we don’t. But these are the top 5 things we’re secretly a little proud of.

4.19 we have a guest!!! it’s Becky with a CK!! May 25, 2021

We had a guest. It’s Becky with a CK. It’s not Bui Doi

4.18. Things We Should Appreciate More But We Don’t Because We’re Pieces of Sh*t May 15, 2021

There’s a lot here. Bea Arthur. Finger stuff. Middle-Aged ladies

4.17 Top 5 Ways the Mormon Church Told Queer People They Were Not Welcome. May 01, 2021

Do you hear that solo saxophone? Does it feel welcoming or ostracizing? Well, that’s how queer people feel about Mormons and Jesus.

4.16 Top 5 Things We’ve Been Obsessed With and How Far We Took It Apr 19, 2021

Listen. We’ve been obsessed. We took it far.

4.15 We Interview the Filmmakers of Same-Sex Attracted!!!!!!!!! Apr 10, 2021

Zoie Young and Maddy Purves are only 25!! They made a doc about LGBTQ+ students at BYU... while they themselves were students at BYU... and Queer themselves... at BYU!! That takes some seriously engorged vulva!!!!

4.14 Top 5 LLIs - “Life’s Little Ironies” Mar 25, 2021

Top five little ironies from life. Isn’t it ironic?

4.13 SSA is AOK Mar 17, 2021

Part two of our viewing of Same Sex Attracted. Being gay at BYU.

4.12. We’re watching Same Sex Attracted and being triggered Mar 16, 2021

Want to learn about BYU Queer students? Well WE DO. so we’re watching Same Sex attracted about queer BYU students and we have THOTS

4.11. TOP FIVE things were angry at right now as told through the titles on pulp novels Mar 03, 2021

It’s a concept. Go with it.

Get Out of the Kitchen Feb 22, 2021

It’s a whole episode of Women’s Work

4.9. Top 5 FAVORITE trauma responses of 2021 Feb 17, 2021

We’ve all had trauma responses. 7 days a week. These are our faves.

Catching up with the Cardashians Feb 12, 2021

We tried to record an episode. It didn’t happen. This is weird. Thanks.

Top Five Things Were Still Angry About Even Though Biden is President Jan 23, 2021

We thought all was well on Jan 21st. Happy day. All is well! But Biden still hasn’t fixed some PRESSING issues.

Top 5 Ducks We Would Not Suck Jan 15, 2021

It’s not really about ducks, you guys.

Seqson 4 Episode 6: Q and A! Jan 06, 2021

we’ve got all the a’s for your q’s

Season 4 Episode 5: Top 5 Ghosts We Wish Would Visit Us on Christmas Eve Dec 25, 2020

It’s Christmas Eve. You have no soul. Some ghosts are coming to teach you a lesson. They’re here.

Season 4 Episode 4: a tarot reading for Coffee Dec 18, 2020

Do you feel that energy in the air? Big shifts are happening. And Coffee needed some clarity.

Season 4 Episode 3: Top 5 Sentences I want you to Finish Dec 11, 2020

Join T and C as we give prompts to the other to complete a sentence

Season 4 Episode 2: Top Five Things That Start With “TH” But Aren’t Thanksgiving Because It’s a Lie Nov 26, 2020

Thanksgiving is a lie, y’all

Breve: it’s the segment we left out from last week. Nov 26, 2020

Sorry

Season 4 Episode 1: the Top 5 things I #givethanks for Nov 21, 2020

Rusty Nelson wants us to #givethanks for things even though grandma is dead and you don’t have a job. These are our top 5

SEASON 3 EPISODE 1: Top five things I didn’t know I had an opinion about until tonight’s Nov 10, 2020

In the season opener and the season finale Twaint and Coffee Share their opinions about mysterious topics. It gets funny but it also gets depressing

Season 2 Episode 50: the last episode!!!! (Of season 2) Oct 26, 2020

As we wrap up season two we share the top five memories of this little podcast we call hot Dranks (it’s a podcast you listen to.)

Season 2 Episode 49: We Interview an Atypical Utah Female. Oct 12, 2020

This episode is a shitshow.

Season 2 Episode 48: Top 5 Things We Irrationally Cry About Oct 05, 2020

Did you see that Mormon Lady cry about coffee? Well here’s some dumb things we’ve cried about. It’s OK to cry, OK!!

Season 2 Episode 47: Top 5 Things Unique to Our Childhoods Sep 22, 2020

Get a Bucket and a Mop

Season 2 Episode 46: Top Five Things We Wake Up Filled With Rage About. Sep 16, 2020

I don’t know

Season 2 Episode 45 SHARING TIME: “Jesus, Can I Have a Gordita?” Sep 08, 2020

Sis Twaint tells some stories about Jesus and Taco Bell

Season 2 Episode 44: Top 5 Answers the Other Person Would Give to a Top 5 Sep 01, 2020

It’s a little cerebral. You’ll get it when you listen.

Season 2 episode 43: Skydaddy Aug 24, 2020

Sky daddy, hot husband of heavenly MILF, is here to talk about non monagamy.

Season 2 Episode 42: Top 5 Things We Are That Start With H That Aren’t Horny Because That’s a Given Aug 18, 2020

...if you’re nasty

Season 2 Episode 41: Of Holes, Bimbos, and Excrement Aug 11, 2020

Sis Twaint and Bro Coffee read each other’s Tarot.

Season 2 Episode 40: A Mystery Top Five!! Just like you (no one’s) been asking for!! Aug 03, 2020

What are “seasons” anyway? Why was the first season 25 and this one is at least 40 episodes and who knows when it will end?

Season 2 Episode 39: non-Monogamy Series pt 4, Heavenly MILF Jul 27, 2020

Heavenly MILF is here to tell us about her journey through Mormonism, to polyamory, and being Gay AF.

Season 2 Episode 38: Top 5 Things We Would Hope to Hear in our Matriarichal Blessing Jul 20, 2020

Remember how Mormons have the Patriarch Lay Hands on Your Head and tell your fortune? Well we want to discuss what our Matriarchal blessings would reveal.

Season 2 Episode 37: Latoya Jul 07, 2020

Latoya shares her experience as a Black woman in the Mormon church and the work she’s doing now for Black Lives Matter.

BREVE: The New and Everlasting Patreon Jul 01, 2020

Let’s talk about how you can support us. With money.

Season 2 Episode 36: Non-Monogamy pt 3 - Peter Priestcraft Jun 29, 2020

Husband to Sasha Fierce tells his side of their non-Monogamy Journey

Season 2, Episode 34: Top 5 Tattoos We’ll Get if We Survive 2020 Jun 17, 2020

This year is a omnishambles. And if we survive we’re getting tattoos to commemorate. And we list them. In a top 5

S2E33 Series on Non-Monogamy Part 1- Adam and Eve & Wading Into the Wonderful World of Non-Monogamy Jun 02, 2020

This is our first episode in our series talking about non-monogamy, polyamory, opening up marriages... however non-traditional committed relationships might look! Meet Adam & Eve- A formally Mormon couple who is also formally monogamous! They call what they are doing right now “ethical non-monogamy“. They tell of their journey away from the church and their foray into doing other people.

Season 2 Episode 32: Top Five Things Grief Taught Us Because Our Dads Are Dead, Yo! May 18, 2020

Sister Twaint lost her dad recently. Bro Coffee lost his a few years ago. Here’s some thoughts on grief, yo.

Season 2 Episode 31: Tisha Coming In Clutch May 07, 2020

With special guest star Tisha!!

Season 2 Episode 30: Q&A Part 2 Apr 24, 2020

Twaint and Coffee are back to answer more of your q’s and give their a’s.

Season 2 Episode 29: Q&A Apr 14, 2020

Hey. We’re tired and stressed. We couldn’t think of a topic so we made you ask us questions. Thanks for that, by the way

Sunday AM Session of the Conference of Breathing Into the Mic Apr 05, 2020

Brother T is here to talk about self pleasure in isolation. Come learn to love your body.

Saturday PM Session of the Conference of Breathing Into the Mic: TWAINT AND CINDY & Existentialism Apr 04, 2020

… I mean kind of. We talk about law of attraction, crazy Cur-Mo’s, and Cindy’s marriage.

Saturday AM Session of the Conference of Breathing Into the Mic: Tisha TV Picks Apr 04, 2020

We wanted you to have some counter programming during the semi annual general conference of the Church of Jesus Christ of Christ of Jesus Saints. So fan favorite Tisha is here to tell you what TV shows you should be watching on every streaming service

Season 2 Episode 28: Five Things We’re Going To Do When This Pandemic Is Over Mar 31, 2020

Someday this pandemic (allegedly) will end. And we’ve got some activities planned.

Season 2 Episode 27: love in the time of Corona Mar 23, 2020

Hey guys? Are you alive? How’s quarantine going? Good? Ok good.

Season 2 Episode 26: Top 5 Ways I Hope I Contract Coronavirus Mar 17, 2020

Covid 19? More like....I don’t know I’ve had a lot of whiskey because it’s social isolation time

Season 2 Episode 25: Top Five Signs That We’ve Strayed Too Far From Jesus Light Mar 09, 2020

You know how as a human race we are totally screwed? Well we’re here to lay it all out for you.

Season 2 Episode 24: Jack Feb 25, 2020

Jack is a smart, articulate young man. Jack is gen z. Jack is trans. Jack came out of Sister Twaint’s body.

DOPPIO BREVE: Trans Later Later Trans Feb 22, 2020

Y’all. The church done come out with some bullshit. We brought on Rachel to help us understand it a little bit more and we drink a lot of vodka.

Season 2 Episode 23: Top 5 Things That Are Offensively Straight Feb 17, 2020

I’m fine with you being straight, I just don’t want to hear about it. These are the things that offend us MOST about straight people.

Season 2 Episode 22: The Mormon Church Stole My Orgasm Feb 10, 2020

Join us as we chat with the Virgin Carrie as she tells us how the Mormon Church Stole her orgasm and how she stole it back

Season 2 Episode 21: Top 5 Holidays With the Which We Would Replace the Day of St Valentines Feb 03, 2020

Valentine’s Day can suck my hairy ball sack. So here are some holidays we propose with the which we would replace the it.

Season 2 Episode 19: Put Your Shoulder To The Wheel Jan 21, 2020

Listen. This episode is like a fireside. You show up, we talk, the cookies are stale, you get it?

Season 2 Episode 18: Sharing Time- The One Who Got Away Pt 2 Jan 13, 2020

The One Who Got Away part 2: Sis Twaint tells the end of the story of the one who got away

Breve: Brother Coffee done get his cards read Jan 08, 2020

It’s a new year and Brother Coffee needs a good tarot reading to clean his life up. Join us, won’t you?

Season 2, Episode 17: Sharing Time- The One Who Got Away, Pt 1 Jan 06, 2020

A gentle listener asked about “the one who got away!” Coffee has no such thing because he hates himself and has never allowed himself to love but Twaint has a tale for you.

Season 2: Episode 16. It’s the end of of the decade!! Dec 30, 2019

Top 5 biggest changes in the last decade!!

Season 2: Episode 15: Top Five Folx Who Should Have Been at the Nativity Dec 24, 2019

You know dasher and dancer and the Angels and the wisemen. Well who else should have been at the nativity??

A BREVE! One Hundred BILLLLLLLION dollars Dec 18, 2019

Hey folx! Did you know Mormon, Inc. took your tithing and invested it I to a big money pile of $100 billion dollars??? Cool. Cool. Cool.

Season 2 Episode 14: SHARING TIME Lesson 3- Twaint’s dad, his Alzheimer’s, and some crazy. Dec 16, 2019

Sister Twaint tells us more about her Dad and Alzheimer’s and the Mary Jane.

TRAILER!! Dec 15, 2019

Want to know what this crazy podcast is about. Well, hold onto your earholes. We’ll tell you.

Season 2 Episode 13: Top Five Times We Were Brave Dec 09, 2019

Sis Twaint and Bro Coffee share the top five times that they swallowed their fear and did brave things (and sometimes it blew up in their face.)

Breve: Equal Rights for All!! Dec 07, 2019

Out lord and saviour C Jane is her to tell us all about the ERA and how the Curmos (Current Mormons) hate Ladies.

Season 2 Episode 12: A MYSTERY top five Dec 02, 2019

Twaint and Coffee don’t know the topics each other chose. Let’s see if you can guess.

Season 2 Episode 11: Sharing Time Lesson 2: The Worst Episode We’ve Ever Recorded Nov 27, 2019

Brother Coffee tries to delve into his tortured psyche but it comes off as awkward and uncomfortable (Brother Coffee writes these descriptions.)

Season 2 Episode 10: Phillip Seymour Hoffman (not the actor; it’s our favorite sex therapist) Nov 18, 2019

We are joined by WORLD RENOWNED therapist Phillip Seymour Hoffman answering all of your questions about sex, Mormon Shame ™️ and communication...communication...communication

Season 2 Episode 9: Top 5 Ways to Maintain Boundaries This Holiday Nov 11, 2019

Twaint and Coffee know you’re getting ready to spend some time with your family over the holidays so we have some tips on how to manage.

Breve: S-ing that D. Doing the Job. Nov 01, 2019

You asked. And we answered. All of our tips and tricks about your mouth spending some time with frank. Frank Mouth. This whole episode is about frank mouth.

Season 2 Episode 8: Sharing Time Lesson 1 (Twaint’s Dad and Meth... I Mean Weed) Oct 29, 2019

Sharing time: Sis Twaint shares a story of helping her dad obtain some stevia.

Season 2 Episode 7: TISHA Oct 21, 2019

It’s Brother Coffee’s ex-wife Tisha. What’s it like to be the other half of a MOM? Tisha shares all the secrets

Season 2 Episode 6: Top 5 Things That Scare Us Oct 14, 2019

We thought this would be a spooky Halloween episode but mostly we talk about Trauma.

BONUS: It’s the day of the Twaint, y’all Oct 10, 2019

It’s Sister Twaint’s Birthday and I wanted to send a little love.

Season 2 Episode 5: Elder Henrik B. Insome Oct 09, 2019

Elder Insome shares his sort of being expelled from BYU for suspected SSA (same-sex attraction) activities.

Season 2 Episode 4: Sister The Great Whore Who Sits Upon The Waters. Oct 07, 2019

Do you think Mormonism lobotomizes young girls? So does Sister Upon the Waters. Jump in.

BREVE: How to Survive General Conference Oct 02, 2019

It’s here. General Conference. Will you laugh? Will you be offended? Will you sit in your bathtub and cry with your hands shaking so bad you can barely type angry tweets on your phone? Twaint and Coffee share some advice on how to Survive this dreaded weekend

Season 2 Episode 3: The Articles of Twaint: Article 3 Sep 30, 2019

In a new type of episode, join Twaint and Coffee as they teach this weeks Sunday School episode about the third article of Twaint. It’s about Vulnerability, you jerks.

Season 2 episode 2 part 2! Sister Sherri McDoMe Sep 23, 2019

Sister McDoMe shares the story of defrosting her cupcake and finding happiness with her baby daddy

Season 2 Episode 2 Part 1. Sister Sherri McDoMe Sep 23, 2019

Sherri McDoMe joins us to talk about growing up Mormon, getting teen pregnant at 21 and dealing with sexual assault.

Breve: A Brief Waltz in a Little Room Sep 18, 2019

Come here us talk about the brilliant play made by Cindy (Morag) about Mixed orientation marriages.

Season 2 Episode 1: Top 5 Ways to Untangle Yourself from Mormonism Sep 16, 2019

Are you still mad at Mormons? It’s OK. Twaint and Coffee are here to help you u tangle on the season 2 premier!!

Breve: END OF SEASON 1 Sep 11, 2019

This marks the end of season 1!! Season 2 is coming soon (like Monday) but listen in and here all about the Midsommar.

Episode 25 part 2: Sister Abby Naughty Sep 09, 2019

Sister Naughty shares about more of her tortured past AND we talk a little bit about healing.

Episode 25 part 1: Sister Abby Naughty (Abinadi) Sep 09, 2019

Sister Abby Naughty shares her story of being a trans woman and a sex worker in Utah County. Happy Valley indeed.

Episode 24: Our Top Five Hang-ups Sep 02, 2019

S. Twaint and B. Coffee get real REAL and talk about the scary things that are holding us back.

Episode 23: Lil Twaint Aug 26, 2019

It’s lil Twaint!! Growing up Mormon and queer and in a MOM and Gen Z.

Episode 22: Top Five Reasons Our Parents Are Disappointed in Us Aug 20, 2019

You all know you’ve let your parents down. Well, we’ve got a podcast where we can talk about it!!

DEMITASSE: Selling your Signs and Tokens for Money Aug 15, 2019

This is a bonus episode where we offer AMAZING signs and tokens in exchange for money.

Episode 21: Rachel PART 2 Aug 12, 2019

If your missed part one, go back and listen. Rachel is a trans woman who was former Mormon. Her story is FASCINATING. Please listen and Share.

Episode 20: Rachel PART 1 Aug 12, 2019

Rachel is a Trans Woman who grew up Mormon. Her story is fascinating! You’re going to love it.

BREVE : Mormons, you say? Aug 10, 2019

Twaint and Coffee share a few basic jumbled facts to help you understand that wild religion called Mormons.

Episode 19: Top 5!! DRANKS Aug 06, 2019

Twaint and Coffe tell you what their favorite Dranks are. Recipes and merriment abound!!

Episode 17, Part 2: It’s Still Cindy!! Jul 23, 2019

Cindy’s back with two other great topics! Did you hear part 1? If not, go grab it from your podcast app!!

Episode 17, Part 1: It’s Cindy!! Jul 23, 2019

Today Twaint and Coffee are interviewing out always present but never seen assistant, Cindy! She had so many great things to talk about we broke this episode into two parts!

Episode 16: Top Five Things We do now That We Didn’t Do As Mormon Parents. Jul 09, 2019

Welcome new listeners! We’ve had a lot to drink and we’re so glad you’re here. Can on give parenting advice while one is drinking a lot of gin? Let’s find out!!

Episode 15: Special Guest Star: CJane!!!!! Jun 29, 2019

We’re here with Sister C Jane!! Talking about Mormonism being a Sex Cult. YOWZA!!

Episode 14: Top 5 Predictions for the Future Jun 18, 2019

Twaint and Coffee predict what will happen on the future AND do cockney accents.

Episode 13: DIV that Bad B is Back!!! Jun 04, 2019

Sister Molly Mo the Righteous Ho joins us to talk about her INSANE medical battle with Desquamative Inflammatory Vaginitis and being shamed by doctors. This story is bonkers!!

Episode 12: Brother T and C on my face May 20, 2019

It’s an all new format!! Tell us what you think

Episode 11: Top 5 things that destroyed our hopes and dreams that start with the letter D. May 14, 2019

Inspired by DB Weiss and David Benioff who destroyed our hopes and dreams with Game of Thrones, we share other Ds that broke us.

Episode 10- Top 5 80s Songs That Speak To Our Souls Apr 30, 2019

We’re a bit confused about the assignment but this is something about 80s music and how it did something or something.

Episode 9- Top 5 Reasons I want you to touch my body RIGHT NOW Apr 16, 2019

We just talk and then we hit publish. That’s it.

Breve: Episode 8.75 - the reversal of the 2015 Exclusion Policy. Apr 08, 2019

Twaint and Coffee talk about the reversal of 2015 Exclusion Policy.

Breve: Episode 8.5- A Rumor is Brewing Apr 02, 2019

We dish about the hot rumor that coffee will be made legal at the upcoming General Conference. A Breve is a mini episode here at Hot Dranks, also means “brief” in Italian, and is a Flat White but w/ half and half instead of milk.

Episode 8- Five Ways Mormonism Informed my Sexuality Mar 20, 2019

Lots of talk of sex and trauma

Episode 7- Top 5 Crazy Things Mormonism taught me. Mar 10, 2019

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Episode 6- 5 truths that are hard to hear. Feb 01, 2019

Brother Coffee and Sister Twain’s share some HARD truths (Brother Coffee was already tipsy when we decided to record.)

Episode 5- B O N E R S Jan 22, 2019

What are the five things that turn our crank? Tune in to find out!

Episode 4- 2018 recap! Jan 08, 2019

Twaint and Coffee recap their top (or bottoms) of 2018.

Episode 3- Bring Em Young Sep 18, 2018

Twaint and Coffee discuss excommunication and ROM COMS