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Deciding Where To Spend The Holidays Nov 19, 2024

Ho Ho Ho Honeys, it's officially the holiday season. Nicole's wearing a see-through formal dress, and Caro's wearing sweats (so off-brand for us). We kick off the episode with a discussion about about how men shouldn't care what women wear. Then we talk about our Thanksgiving plans, and how Caro is already stressed about the holidays. We then do our very first Honey Hotline voicemail, answering the pressing question of is it OK to spend the holidays apart from your significant other? Xoxo

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Honey I Hate My Bestie's Husband Nov 12, 2024

Welcome back Honeys!! We're exhausted yet thriving. Today's episode starts off with over-analyzing the art of napping, followed by an interesting theory about how you can tell a lot about a relationship by the types of instagram reels you're sending each other. We then get into airing your wildest confessions in our new segment: Dirty Laundry. From hooking up with your bosses to attending sex parties to hating your friends' spouses and more, there's no shortage of crazy stories here. We end with a fun ick of the week! Be sure to follow @honeywerehomepod on IG and leave us an (anonymous!) voicemail to have your questions answered on the podcast! Xoxo

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Girls Trips, Baby Shower Boundaries, & Friends In Different Life Stages Nov 05, 2024

Aaaaand we're back again with another episode this week. After we briefly recap our wholesome Halloweens, Caro recaps her girls trip staycation and talks about why the "flow" of the weekend is so important. We then get into the good stuff where we answer a listener email about telling your friend who's going through IVF that you're expecting. The mantra for this episode is know your audience. Hint: It's crucial to have friends in different life stages to be your support system throughout your own life. Xoxo

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Honey We’re Trying to Have Babies (Nicole's IVF Journey) Oct 29, 2024

On today’s episode of Honey We’re Home, Nicole is sharing the status of her fertility journey with you all. After some quick housekeeping items up top, they get right into it (well, after a couple disclaimers of course). Nicole talks about when she and her husband started trying to conceive, and about their decision to finally start the embryo freezing process as they now head into their second cycle. None of this was planned, it just felt like the right time to finally share, so buckle up and expect lots of tears and surprisingly some laughs. Love you honeys.

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Women "Expand" throughout Life: But do Men? Oct 22, 2024

Welcome back honeys. Today's episode kicks off with Nicole getting hacked. After some quick catching up and talking about one of our fav subjects (plastic surgery), the episode takes an unexpected turn in to one of the best topics yet: Women are expected to expand throughout life, but do we expect the same from men? Between the mental and physical loads women have to bear, we are basically superhuman and deserve a fat reward. But is being superhuman even a good thing, or just a way to turn an unfair expectation into a compliment? This episode is full of revelations, raw emotions, vulnerabilities, and makes a compelling point about a narrative we perhaps should be rewriting all together. Just something to think about honeys. Xoxo

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Honey We're Having a Home Birth with Kellee Khalil Oct 15, 2024

We're back this week with the one and only Kellee Khalil, founder & CEO of Loverly and host of the Loverly Wedding Planning Podcast. This episode is a must-listen for any current moms, anyone planning to be a mom one day, or anyone who just loves fascinating stories about motherhood from a badass all around human. We talk about the notion of "having it all" as a mom, how nyc hustle culture can be toxic AF, and how you can move out of the city to be a suburban mom but still absolutely thrive in your career (hint: it doesn't mean you're 'quitting')! Kellee gets super open and honest with us about her journey to motherhood, including why she decided to do a home birth, and why she decided to do co-sleeping with her with baby. Be sure to check out Kellee's first baby, Loverly.com, for all your wedding/event planning needs! Xoxo

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Prepping Your Man For Fatherhood Oct 08, 2024

Happy Spooky SZN, Honeys! What's the scariest thing of all?? Men who are having babies that don't understand what all goes into it! JK, we wouldn't know (yet), but our bada$$ mama listeners sure do, and this episode was driven by you all. We start off by giving you Halloween costume ideas. Some may be a bit basic, but who says that's a bad thing? Then we read the most hilarious listener submissions of all the things husbands didn't understand when becoming parents. We also learned a lot throughout this fun little exercise too. We end the episode on some amazing advice from you moms out there on how to to actually prep your man for fatherhood. Xoxo

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Being An Adult Sucks (moving, money, maturing, & more) Oct 01, 2024

Honeys, we're officially in our 30s. Which is great, we're more mature (sort of), more confident, and have more money than we did in our 20s. However, both decades still have one thing in common: becoming an adult during them sucks. It's hard sometimes. In this episode, we give updates on both of our moving situations (Nicole found a place! Caro, still up in the air), and we play a fun game of f*ck, marry, kill to discuss your submissions for how adulting sucks. We end the episode on some uplifting and amazing life advice from our family members, who surprise us with their positive perspectives on getting older. It's a feel-good episode you won't wanna miss. Xoxo

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Honey We're Using The Right Love Languages Sep 24, 2024

We're back for another fun solo episode, and this time we're celebrating "Golden Husbands" for a change. We have an email from a listener all about how her husband is basically perfect, and we give her easy tips for how she can show her appreciation (hint: the #1 tip is just to be herself bc let's face it, he's lucky to be married to her anyway). Then we get into fun questions about each other to see who's the better listener, and in a shocking turn of events, it's Nicole who gets most of them right. But in Caroline's defense, Nicole's moved 87 times so how's she really supposed to know where she was born. We end with a riveting discussion about role models in our lives and how to measure TRUE success, and it's wholesome af. Xoxo

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Honey We're Guiding You Through Q4 Sep 17, 2024

Honeys, it's officially Fall and we're making sure you're READY to not let it pass you by. Chaotic summer is over and we're buckling down and cleaning out our apartments, room by f*cking room. It's time for Sunday reset and rot sessions. Today's episode is your ultimate guide to Q4, meant to motivate you to absolutely slay your life until the end of 2024. We're telling you what to do, buy, watch, read, and more, so you can plan ahead and have the best end of year like the baddie that you are. We close out with a game of Love or War where we talk leaving clothes on the ground, couples' spending habits, and more. Xoxo

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Honey He's Changing His Mind About Kids & Marriage Sep 10, 2024

Honeys, this episode gets prettyyyy deep. We start with recapping Caro's birthday week and why it's important to be a good friend on your friend's birthday, and how Nicole won MVP of the week by simply sending bagels. We then get giddy about Fall and spooky season approaching, and no it's not too early for that ok? We also talk shows that we're watching right now (Love Island, Tell Me Lies, and The Perfect Couple) - and we're watching completely different shows (shocker). We finally get into the good stuff and elaborate on the listener email submission from last week's episode about her husband changing his mind about wanting kids. We also have an email about a boyfriend completely changing his mind about wanting to get married, and let's just say we have a lotttt of thoughts on this one. Men are being extra annoying in this episode, but together we can try to decipher what's going on in their simple minds.

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Sex And Marriage: How Often Are We Supposed To Be Doing It? Sep 03, 2024

Honeys, we're finally doing it (no pun intended). We're finally delving more into the topic of sex (Caroline is sweating, but Nicole's forcing the topic because it's important). Before we get into the sex talk, we discuss an email from a listener whose husband decided to tell her that he's changed his mind about wanting kids. The classic bait and switch. Nicole found a game in her TV credenza called "Where Should We Begin?" by Esther Perel, so the girls play it by answering some of the very unique and weird sex-related questions, probably not the way Esther intended the game to be played, but oh well. Then they get into answering the audiences' burning questions like "how often are we supposed to be having sex?", "what if my partner and I have mismatched sex drives?", "what if i'm too tired to have sex?" and more. The point of this episode is to show us all that there's no right or wrong way to be having sex in your marriage, as long as you're doing what works for you as a couple, and you've found someone who matches your freak, then you're good to go.

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Yapping About Baby Names, Green Cards, & Home Videos Aug 27, 2024

Honeys, we’re kind of all over the place today (in the best way possible). Today’s episode kicks off with a continuation of the discussion around the listener email about getting married for a green card, since we have new info! Nicole and Caro have their first mini fight on the pod, which is exciting for you all because it makes for great content. They then discuss beauty and coffee-related recs of the week, and add in a new segment of women recs of the week where they basically just geek out over women they’re obsessing over at the current moment. They then pull up the official newly-released top 10 baby names list, and yap about baby names and how they need to be “cute to hot” to truly be a good name. They end with some exciting rapid fire questions right before they go get martinis, yum.

Keep emailing your questions to honeywerehomepodcast@gmail.com and you might just hear them on a future episode! Also follow us @honeywerehomepod on Instagram. Xx

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Manifesting Your Ideal Future Self with Nikki Novo Aug 20, 2024

Honeys, we did it. We finally had one of our long-awaited guests on: Intuitive, Podcaster, and Author, Nikki Novo. Despite Nicole referring to her as a "psychic" to long time listeners, Nikki is actually a spiritual advisor and intuitive reader. As the creator of the Soul Reading Method and author of Soul Led Living, Nikki has a goal of helping her clients find clarity and purpose in their path's, as well as discovering our soul's TRUE path and purpose, even when we're struggling to see what it is and how to get there. She set the intention of this episode to have an open ear and mind for the messages that we all needed to hear and boy did we hear her. From visualizing your ideal future self, tips to help reflect on what growth we need to embrace to get there, to manifesting your future and different types of intuition, to spirit babies (Caroline's are right around the corner??) and more, we cover everything spiritual and it's truly fascinating. Next stop: hypnotherapy.

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Nikki has been featured in Oprah Daily, Well + Good, Cosmo, Bustle, Marie Claire, NBC and Telemundo, as well as on popular podcasts like Almost30, Balanced Blonde, and Highest Self Podcast. Her new book, Soul Led Living, is NOW available on Amazon.

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Girls Trips vs. Couples Trips: Pros & Cons Aug 13, 2024

Honeys, we're finally home. No but actually, the girls have been apart for what feels like a century because Nicole was running amok in Spain and London for the past 2.5 weeks since she's childless and (corporate) jobless. Caro catches her up on what she's missed, including Sonny Angels and the giant river in France. They then recap Nicole's trip and chat all about the pros and cons of traveling with a girl vs. a guy (hint: unfortunately it's easier with a guy only bc they carry bags). They end with a listener email struggling with a big dilemma about whether or not she should get married for a green card, which we have absolutely no expertise on so send us your thoughts on the @honeywerehomepod instagram! or email honeywerehomepodcast@gmail.com of course. Xoxo

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Honey, It's Caro's Husband!! PT. 2 (support when work sucks, being flexible and always laughing) Aug 07, 2024

There's a special guest this week and it is none other than John Albert Patterson III, Caro's witty husband, back for round two. No stranger to coming on the show, John and Caroline skip the meet cute (go to their first joint episode, Honey, John's Home, for all that good stuff and then come back!) and they get straight in to audience burning questions. After a quick recap of All About John, a Ballerina Farm debrief that only a male could drum up, and a saga of why being a faster dish washer isn't always better when it means broken glass and cloudy cups ◡̈ (as well as some caffeine and red wine) the pair get in to the nitty gritty. What is it like when one of them is stressed at work, what's working and what isn't when it comes to support of the stressed out party, and what happens when you know better but stress gets the better of you anyways? They talk about integrated Caro's toast game from bachelorettes into their day to day as a way to build positive perspective and silver linings even when it might have been a hard week, and discover that there's a nice harmony when they practice being both overly communicative and flexible with each other. They end the episode with a game of How Well Does John Know Pop Culture and John throws it back on Caro only to his demise, when he loses a bet and has to watch the entire Eras tour movie with her.

You can follow Caroline Crawford Patterson and Nicole Pellegrino at @carolinecrawfordpatterson and @nicolepellegrin0 on instagram (u cannot follow John because he leads a life of shrewd social media mystery when he isn't on a hiatus and only accessing it through his browser)

You can follow both of the girls @honeywerehomepodcast

The inbox is the bread and butter of the show, and always anonymous. Email honeywerehomepodcast@gmail.com with any dilemmas or life events you have going on right now that might benefit from being bought to the group, because chances are you probably aren't alone.

Stay hot hunnies! ◡̈ ♡

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Ladies Who Lunch with Jenna Bycoff (BRIDEMERCH) Jul 30, 2024

This is the first episode of "Ladies Who Lunch", an ongoing series where the girlies interview people they are obsessed with in real life and online over their favorite drinks, all to have a little laugh and maybe get a good story or a solid piece of life advice along the way. Their first guest is the electric and lovable Jenna Bycoff, the founder and designer of bridal streetwear brand, Bridemerch. Jenna gets deep about starting a brand in her mid-thirties and the journey to get there. She discusses the inspiration behind the brand, how long it took to come to life, and exactly how she made it a reality. Emphasizing a slow approach and the importance of having a partner that treats your passions just as importantly as their own, the girlies hold hands while they get inspired to stop freaking out over their timelines so much and just GET THERE WHEN THEY GET THERE. They play an invigorating game of Love or War that leads to a tantalizing conversation on where men cut their toenails (and if some of them even do?!) and end with a quick little tutorial on how to NOT be the grumpy photo taking spouse (you know the ones we're talking about). We can't wait for you to get in to this episode and would love to hear who you want to see next on Ladies Who Lunch ♡

You can find Jenna on Instagram @bridemerch and online at https://www.shopbridemerch.com - she is also sold in-store at Kleinfeld's and online and in select stores at Anthropologie.

If you're looking for the girls (not that you asked) you can find them on Instagram @honeywerehomepodcast as well as @carolinecrawfordpatterson and @nicolepellegrin0

Emails are the bread and butter of the show, always discussed anonymously, and keep the conversation flowing on experiences and obstacles that fortunately (and sometimes, unfortunately) you probably aren't alone in going through! Email honeywerehomepodcast@gmail.com with any and everything you'd like to bring to the group ♡

Stay hot hunnies ♡

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Honey We're Falling in Love Again Jul 23, 2024

Happy Freaking Tuesday. Caro read One Italian Summer and listened to Taylor's Swift surprise song set in Gelsenkirchen and decided just because she's married it doesn't mean she can't fall in love again. It's the summer of "sexy dates" - which are basically "engates" (engaged-dates) for washed up married girlies like ourselves. The real tea comes from audience tips, who are proof that this theory works and Niki has enough ideas to write a book on cool things we should all start doing with our spouse. Listen for a little touch of delusional inspiration because there's no reason we all shouldn't be living in our own rom-coms, and the book should keep getting saucier with each chapter (even when the logistics of life are trying their DAMNDEST to get us).

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We're Talking Money, Honey (bridesmaid costs, wall art, & more expensive things) Jul 16, 2024

Today's episode addresses everyone's favorite topic: MONEY. Caro and Niki decide to sign up for painting classes because wall art is too expensive (let's see if they'll actually follow through with it though). Then, they talk about what they'd be doing if they could work for fun and not for money (lol, goals). The rest of the episode is spent discussing an email from a MOH who's bride friend is asking her to pay a trillion dollars for her MOH duties, which leads to a larger discussion: why is being a bridesmaid so effing expensive, and how can we be good bridesmaids without spending our life savings? The girlies then answer audience questions which inevitably leads to the topic of baby timelines, shocker! xoxo

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Honey We’re Dealing with Family Drama During Wedding Season Jul 09, 2024

This week’s episode is a little shorter than usual, because summer is busy and time is of the essence for all! The girlies start off by addressing the elephants in the room: Niki’s fresh lip filler (only half a syringe) and Caro’s violent hangover. Then they chat about future baby nursery themes because it’s never too early to start visualizing those for your unborn children. They end the episode by giving advice on a listener email all about wedding planning with family drama: Do you have to invite your sister just because she’s your sister? Who should get an automatic plus one? Who should be allowed in the family photos? Catch the answers to these and more this week on HWH. Xoxo

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Honey We’re Battling Internet Strangers and Reviewing Baby Shower Etiquette Jul 02, 2024

The elephant in the room is that caro got obliterated online last week and the girlies aren’t feeling GREAT about it. Caro might have handled it with jokes but she unpacks the unpleasantness and emotional breakdown behind what really happened and Niki threatens to go to battle in her honor - because all facades down, it isn’t pleasant being up against millions of bullies behind screens, no matter how secure you might be in reality. Afterwards there’s a very important rendezvous regarding baby shower etiquette including how many drinks one should have, why you can’t procrastinate the baby shower gift much the girls’ surprise and whether the cooed shower is the new move. Recs of the week are summer refreshment inspired and love or war leads to a fight over caro being cheugy and Niki not knowing how to play mermaids. Enjoy and Stay Hot Hunnies 🍯

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Are We Accepting the Bare Minimum From Men? Jun 25, 2024

Today's episode is a fun catch up. If you really want to spice things up, let's play a little game: drink every time one of the girls says "involved". They start out by talking about which brands have a chic aesthetic, and which are made to cater to Crossfit men. Then, get discuss how it's important to set expectations early on with your partner about how involved (drink!) you want them to be in your life's events, and how unfortunately that's not always the case with some couples. Not Mike and John though, they're perfect. (We're feeling nice today). Xoxo

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Honey How Do We Feel About Work Wives? (and work friends in general) Jun 18, 2024

Are there boundaries when it comes to bonding with the people you work with? The gals start out with a banger as caro recalls a surprise encounter with a naked gentleman in her building last week. But meat of this week's episode, however, is all about making (and keeping?) work friends - and how close is too close when it comes to your spouse and a work friend of the opposite sex? Work friends can be the reason we love our jobs, but how do we know if the relationship can survive beyond the office, or if we even want it to? On the flip side, sometimes there are girlies that aren’t for the girls - who might try to become your husband’s work wife… in a way that doesn’t feel like roses. How do we train da boys to spot a bad vibe from a mile away channeling that special sense that only the girlies have? And even then, what are the actual boundaries you can implement that don’t feel over the top or unrealistic? We say this a lot, but you won’t want to miss this one. Stay hot hunnies 🍯 See you next Tuesday 💅

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What Are We Wearing This Summer? Jun 11, 2024

It's officially summer in the city, and the girlies are sweaty but happy. The question on the top of all of our minds: are we actually wearing capri pants this summer? This week the girly pops get in to the nitty gritty of what’s "in" and how tf we’re supposed to style peplum and jelly sandals without looking like we're Phil of the Future straight from 2009. Niki is in love with track pants while Caro says butter yellow and flowy maxi skirts are here to stay. We promise this is as educational as it gets on Honey We’re Home, just a bunch of washed up married people trying to figure out how to stay relevant. Stay hot hunnies. 🍯

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Honey Everyone Around Us is Having Babies Jun 04, 2024

Honeys, we’re BAAAAACK, and we’re talking sh*t. It’s been a hot minute since Nicole and Caroline were in the studio together, so obviously there’s a lot of tea to spill. From Caro’s European escapades with Taylor Swift to Nicole’s trip back to her hometown country roots (she grew up in a corn field), there’s a full month of crazy happenings to revisit. The girls end with discussing their current baby fever state of the union and talk about how everyone around them is having kids. This episode is easy, breezy, and chaotic, just how we want our entire summers to feel. Xoxo.

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Hot Mom 101 feat. Jenna Hunt (Nicole's Sis) May 28, 2024

Honeys, class is in session. Nicole's in the studio this week with one of our most highly-requested guests: her elderly sister, Jenna. Fresh off of a wild night out in the city, the Pellegrino girls get right into chatting all things motherhood. They discuss mom guilt, never feeling like you're good enough, postpartum depression, trying to maintain energy as a boy mom, "having it all" as a working mom, being a mom without your own mom there to help you, and much more. They laugh, they bicker, and they get deep. Jenna shares her beauty recs since after all, she's in the hot mom "summer of Jenna". This episode is a must listen, trust us.

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Compromising On Where To Live With Your Partner May 21, 2024

Today's episode is fun because the girlies are fresh off of a day in the sun. They start off by going all over the place in the best way possible, chatting about how sometimes you have to treat men like toddlers (JK, but are we?), having revelations through reiki, and how we make life plans then the universe laughs. That leads into a great discussion about how to compromise and choose where to live with your partner. Caro gets super deep and cries at the end, and it's sweet. Enjoy! Xoxo

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How To Handle Mean Girls in Friend Groups May 14, 2024

Once again, the girlies are doing their best this week. Today's episode starts off quite giggly with Niki and Caro catching up about dressing like tweens, living with men, and painting their childhood bedrooms. They then share recs of the week which are ofc related to looking beautiful. Finally, they have answer a listener email about combatting mean girls in a friend group, which leads to a really great discussion. Enjoy!! Xoxo

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Dealing with Post-Wedding Depression and Demanding Brides May 07, 2024

Today's episode is a little shorter than usual (let us know if you like that though, k??) because Nicole was running late but then suddenly showed up in full glam. Caro used the time without her wisely by talking about Taylor Swift. The girls then get in to answering a lengthy but important email about a bride who's putting all of her loved ones to WORK instead of hiring wedding vendors. They then answer some quick AMA questions about wedding perfume, post-wedding depression, and more! Xoxo hope you love it.

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Honey, Mike's Finally Home! Apr 30, 2024

On today's episode, Nicole is joined by special guest Mike (aka Prop). We get to know alllll the details about Mike that he's never shared with the internet, including how he's always longed for a brother, his top 3 favorite tv shows, how he manifested his dream job, and what it's like being with a partner who's always on her phone. Nicole challenges Mike to dig deep and tell her what he REALLY loves about her, and he spouts off her resume, which makes her slightly freak out. :) Mike then answers a listener email about how to get out of rut in your marriage, and gives advice on how to comfort a grieving partner who's lost a parent. Xoxo

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Jet Set with Christina (traveling w/ kids, choosing a “forever home”, & why waiting for kids might be overrated) Apr 23, 2024

On this episode, the girlies cuddle up (virtually) to the wonderful travel blogger and business woman, @jetsetchristina (aka Christina Haisfield). Niki and Caro pick her brain on the best tips got traveling with kids, including the best locations to take them, and what age is the easiest. They chat about how to pick the right place to "settle down", and why thinking of it as temporary helps you make a better decision in the long run. Christina gives the girls all the tea on how she and Kenny met, her reccomendations of the week in Charleston (will Caro move back?), and they talk all about podcasting in paradise. This one is GOOD for advice and giggles - the girls promise you won’t want to miss it.

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Dealing With Crazy Mothers In Law (Horror Stories) Apr 16, 2024

On this week's episode, we're discussing the highly requested topic of mothers in law. Some of you have a wonderful relationship with your MILs (good for you), however for most of you, that's not the case (and that's OK). Before getting into the crazy stories, the girlies kick it off with affordable recs of the week. Then they go through your MIL horror story submissions which are quite literally insane to put it lightly. We guarantee that no matter what your relationship with your MIL is, this episode will make you feel better about it. And at the end of the day, it's probably the husband's fault anyways, so just blame him! OK love you, enjoy!

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Handling Finances In Your Marriage Apr 09, 2024

In this episode Caro gets slightly vulnerable about what REALLY led to her quitting her job and how it’s actually been since doing so. Niki goes through what she’s learned so far - and one factor obviously being finances, leads the girls to finally talk about exactly how that goes down in each of their households and get transparent about what they feel like they haven’t figured out yet. Are things shared or kept separate? What is financial therapy and is it the secret ingredient we all need to do as newlyweds?! An episode full of unique perspectives and transparent feelings on work and mental health and how finances are definitely a huge component to figure out in the first years of marriages. Listen for laughs, tears and loads of unsolicited advice

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Staying Sane On Family Vacations Apr 02, 2024

On this week’s episode, Nicole recaps her family trip to Florida since she and Mike have the totally one of a kind unique perspective of being the only DINK couple on the vacation (double income no kids, duh). Caro has a freak-out at the mere thought of one of her younger sisters potentially having a future baby before her, and Nicole calms her down by telling her that her world is going to get better once they all grow up and are in a different stage of life together. They discuss the overall dynamics of family trips, and give life hacks for prioritizing your partner and staying sane throughout them. They do recs of the week - Caro’s is a deep and insightful article about relationships and Nicole’s is…….. pants. Then they end with a funny advice email and turn-ons of the week, and get jealous/scared of sales girls because those are the ones you have to watch out for!! Nicole runs away at the end because she has a bladder the size of a gerbil's. <3

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What Are The Rules of Bachelorette Parties? Mar 26, 2024

The gals love a girls trip/bachelorette party, and they’re gonna tell you exactly why. Takeaways are: don’t forget to vibe check yourself, take a moment when you need it, ride the banana boat when you see it, and sleep when you get home (it’s a marathon, ladies). Caro has decided she’s not joining the no-drinking bandwagon and Niki goes in to why the bandwagon might actually be for her. A true tale of two sides. Niki gives her non-alcoholic recs of the week and Caro gives her ultimate vacation pedicure hack. There’s no shortage of bachelorette horror stories from both the listeners and the girls to unpack this episode (caro’s mom snuck on to hers?) which lead to a boatload of ideas and tips to make this season’s bachelorettes flow as smoothly as the tequila shots will the second you touch down.

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How Do Our Parents’ Divorces Affect Our Relationships? Mar 19, 2024

This week's episode is about everyone's favorite topic for a relationships podcast: DIVORCE. The girlies both have the pleasure of coming from blended households with divorced parents. Caroline's been to therapy for it, and Nicole has never once confronted her feelings about the topic (shocker), so you're in for a wild ride with this one. They cry, they laugh, they get way too deep and vulnerable, and they unpack all the ways that having divorced parents can affect your marriages today. PS. can divorced dads stop being so dramatic, and actually just move into a NORMAL household after leaving the family?!

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Honey We're Keeping The Spark Alive feat. the Shrink Chicks Mar 12, 2024

This week the girls are joined by everyone's favorite relationship/sex therapists and hosts of the Shrink Chicks podcast, Emmalee Bierly and Jennifer Chaiken. Em and Jen answer all of our burning questions, from "how do I keep the spark alive in a long-term relationship?" to "how do I maintain desire with my partner?" and "how do I set boundaries with my in-laws?" and beyond. Consider this episode the free couples therapy session you didn't know you needed until now. Be sure to check out the Shrink Chicks podcast and find more of Em and Jen at www.thetherapygroup.com.

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Honey We're Being Confident AF Mar 05, 2024

On this week's episode, the girls chat all things getting older. Why is it that society tries to make us feel not as "hot" when we get married? Or how about the identity crisis you go through in your late 20s/early 30s when -- God forbid -- your body starts to change? This episode gets deep and while it lasts long, it's so much fun that it somehow still flies by in no time (the same amount of time that Nicole can hold her bladder since she's 31 now and pees non stop). They end the episode with tips on how to feel your most confident self because at the end of the day it's what's on the inside (wholesome af, we know).

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Honey We're Chatting About Chores and Porn Feb 27, 2024

This week the girls get into a highly requested topic: the division of labor in relationships. We might not be in the 1930s anymore Lucy, but something tells us we will never escape this issue. After debriefing on games, podcasts and personal thoughts on the issue, Caro and Niki get to the uncomfortable meat of if a listener should confront her husband after discovering his online habits, which of course get psycho-analyzed beyond repair. They end with ick of the week and a listener rec!

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Honey Our Friends Are In Different Life Stages Feb 20, 2024

In this episode the girls go even deeper in to friendships, and the complexities that come with growing up through different life stages together. Some of us are married, some of us are single, and some of us are even going through divorces, but one thing is for sure–we're all in different places. Figuring out how to maintain our relationships with friends, despite different phases of life, isn’t as easy as you might think. The girls get in to suggestions for bringing your single friends in to your married life, the importance of preserving “girl time” and the do’s and dont’s when it comes to friendships like this. They end with love or war, ick + turn on of the week, and the ultimate rec’s for girl time in your 20s and 30s! Happy Tuesday Honeys!

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Honey We're Expecting Roses on Valentine's Day Feb 13, 2024

Between the Swift (oops “super”) Bowl and Valentine’s Day, it’s a busy week for all the girlies. Caro and Niki talk best, worst and most hilarious Valentine's day stories, including the year that everyone got the wrong flowers and shower-cried, girlfriend vs. wife energy, and expectations that they have no intentions of apologizing for. They end with Love or War: Valentine’s Day edition and Galentine's gifting recs of the week that are all about spoiling your girlfriends. Tune in for early morning delirious giggles with your favorite crazy wives.

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Honey We're Raising City Kids with @kristiipartyof6 Feb 06, 2024

This week the girls are joined by the guest they’ve been referencing on *literally* every episode, the one and only @kristipartyof6 (and soon to be party of 7!). Kristi talks all about her blended family, her pregnancy journey thus far, and how she met the love of her life. She then shares the pros and cons of raising kids in nyc (hint: it’s a major grind), and how she’s able to get it all done while somehow keeping a positive perspective throughout all the chaos. They end the episode with some nyc-specific recs for the two things that matter most in this world: food and beauty. Follow @kristiipartyof6 on IG and TikTok for more (and while you’re at it follow @honeywerehomepod on IG, duh).

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Honey What's In Our Self Care Routine? Jan 30, 2024

self care is anything you do for yourself that makes you feel good! whether that's botox, acupuncture, going on a podcast walk or playing a 5 minute meditation. if it makes you smile, the girls are all for it. in this episode listen to the in's and out's of self care for 2024, caroline and nicole dish up every thing they've ever tried (including sound baths), their holy grails of skincare products, and the benefits of being the heatless curl, mouth tape girl curled up to her husband at night.

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Honey, John's Home! Let's Chat Date Night Theory & Interracial Marriage (FEAT. Caro's Husband) Jan 23, 2024

the proof is in the pudding so the girls decide to interview their husbands for the most relevant perspective on HWH's favorite subjects. Starting with Caroline and her husband, John, this episode is all about date night theories and ideas, the karma of ick of the week, navigating interracial marriage and so much more. Caroline asks John the hard questions, like why does he hate Christmas and what's the right way to have the baby conversation with a guy, and they end with an enlightening game of love or war. The girls are excited to kick off the presence of more guests on the show in 2024.

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Honey We Have Seasonal Depression Jan 16, 2024

Are you there, universe? It's us and we need some f*cking help right about now. On this week's episode, the girlies catch up on the chaotic month that is January 2024. From Nicole's dog's medical emergency to Caroline's seasonal depression, the new year is truly unhinged, so if you're feeling the same way, just know that you're not alone. After the girls chat about how to support each other when your partner's feeling down, they lighten the mood with a game of Love and War (awards szn themed of course), and end with icks and turn-ons of the week.

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Honey The In Laws Are Driving Us Crazy Jan 09, 2024

you choose your spouse but you don't always choose the package deal they come with. some of us have found our way into the loving arms of our MILs, while others, not so much... listen along for some of the craziest in law scenarios that have made their way to the girls inboxes and as always, some advice you just might not want to take about boundaries and flexibility when it comes to your spouse's fam bam. game of the week is love or war, and it's a doozy.

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Honey when should we have babies? Jan 02, 2024

Are you ready for it?? Literally… is anyone ever? Between prepping for a baby, being able to provide for them, and wondering what and whose timeline you’re supposed to be on, the girlies love to excite each other for babyhood and then send themselves into spiraling fear, all in one breath. But nothing can’t be fixed by a game of love and war (dad edition of course) because in the end we’re all honestly just bobbing along in the same little boat.

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Honey Space is Tight Dec 26, 2023

Sometimes growing up means you finally get a tv in your bedroom.. especially when the only places to go are there or the kitchen. The girls talk about space being tight in this era and if it’s a millennial curse. Why going home to your parents means you have a house and yard to roam in lieu of your charming but cramped one bedroom apartment, how money plays a factor, and a game of love and war that they hope is as funny to you as it was to them. Happy Holidays Honeys!

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Honey We're Ho Ho Home for the Holidays Dec 19, 2023

Splitting the holidays is not for the weak and requires level of the delulu that only the two most annoying girls on the internet can offer you. This episode is full of matching pajamas, stories, self proclaimed insanity and advice (which you just might not want to take) about where to go for each holiday. The girls also share some hilarious listener stories about annoying in-laws that will make you feel better about yours. Happy Holidays HONEYS!

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Honey We're Not Settling Down Dec 12, 2023

Who does what in your relationship, where are you going to raise kids, how do you get that neighborhood vibe when you're in an apartment in a manhattan? the questions are endless and honestly, the girls don't have the answer, but they're tired of being asked. maybe we can just all sit in it together.

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Honey We're Doing it All (and it isn't easy) Dec 05, 2023

It's like they tell us we can do it all, but they don't tell us how. The girls go into the very real internalized pressure of becoming "a wife" and honestly, what to do when something has got to give. Watch for a special treat this week as John + Mike submit their icks and Nicole and Caroline blind read them to each other (boys have icks too, we get it)

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Honey Let's Talk About Friendship Nov 28, 2023

Friendships are relationships too, but how do they look when we all start experiencing different phases of life at the same time? Nicole and Caroline get real about what it takes to make friendships last long-term, how their dynamics have shifted so far without love being lost, and all about the rules of engagement when it comes to your friends’ spouses.

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Honey We're Not Changing Our Names Nov 21, 2023

Sometimes changing your last name makes you want to puke your guts out, and that’s okay. Even if at one point you didn’t think twice about it. In this episode, Nicole and Caroline get into last name name changes and what they ultimately did with theirs and why. They also talk getting into a relationship young and how you grow and change in the same direction. And never to be neglected, the icks of the week.

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Honey We're Launching A Podcast Nov 14, 2023

In their debut episode, Nicole and Caroline get into their WHY for this podcast and give a sneak peak into both of their relationships (meet cutes, etc.) They have a raw and vulnerable unplanned conversation about the first few years of marriage and real time agree on all the future episodes to come. They top it off with their first ever “ick of the week”, proving that as real and raw as marriage is, sometimes it’s just not that serious.

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