Hell in a Cellphone

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Episode 12 - In Your House 15: A Cold Day in Hell Jul 01, 2019

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In Richmond, Virginia, it’s a show so hot* Bret and the rest of the Hart Foundation scalped front row tickets. Mankind and Rocky Maivia give definitive proof that sometimes the sequel is better in their first pay per view clash. Ahmed Johnson serves up a delicious word salad before attempting to run the gauntlet against the Nation of Domination. Ken Shamrock and Vader beat the ever loving hell out of each other. And two legends meet for the first time as Stone Cold Steve Austin challenges the Undertaker for the WWF Championship. *show may not actually be hot

Theme song “There Are Traitors in Our Midst” by Disco Vietnam

Art by Alexis Yavne

Episode 11 - In Your House 14: Revenge of the 'Taker - April 20, 1997 Jun 17, 2019

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WWF heads to Rochester, New York and steals the lettering from a local Renaissance faire on the way. Anti-Canadian (and British) sentiment starts to heat up as Bulldog and Owen take on the Legion of Doom. Mic work is on display as Faarooq spouts some good lines, Rocky Maivia connects with nobody, and Vader winds up in a Kuwaiti prison. Backstage, Brian Pillman and Sunny enjoy a post-coital moment on the Superstar Line, Ken Shamrock considers a job in tech support and Steve Austin has a rough trip to the bathroom. Mankind takes on the titular 'Taker in not the main event for some reason. And Stone Cold and the Hitman have their worst match yet (but it's still pretty good)

Theme song “There Are Traitors in Our Midst” by Disco Vietnam

Art by Alexis Yavne

Episode 10 - WrestleMania 13 - March 23, 1997 Jun 03, 2019

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It’s WrestleMania, the biggest night of the wrestling calendar, coming to you from (close by) Chicago with a (nearly) sold out crowd of (mostly) paying fans! Dwayne Johnson and Solofa Fatu stage an Anoa’i family reunion. The floodgates open for transphobia towards Chyna. Steve Austin and Bret Hart somehow surpass their Survivor Series match with one of the greatest matches of all time. NoD and LoD bring fire extinguishers, a kitchen sink and possibly numchucks to a street fight. Also, Sycho Sid vs. Undertaker is certainly a match that exists.

Theme song “There Are Traitors in Our Midst” by Disco Vietnam

Art by Alexis Yavne

BONUS - The 1997 Slammy Awards Special May 27, 2019

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Eric and Bobby attempt to guess the results of a 22 year old award show, and the whole gang gives their picks for the best that WWF had to offer in 1997.

Art by Alexis Yavne

Episode 9 - In Your House 13: Final Four - February 16, 1997 May 20, 2019

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6,000 Tennesseans get their canader butts in seats and find their smile in Chattanooga. Jerry Lawler implies justified battery of women and a family member’s place in the after life, the WWF realizes that stables are a good thing, the 9th Wonder of the World makes her shocking debut, and Vader gives his blood for all of our sins.

Theme song “There Are Traitors in Our Midst” by Disco Vietnam

Art by Alexis Yavne

Episode 8 - Royal Rumble - January 19, 1997 - Part 2 May 06, 2019

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It’s a supersized, double episode of Hell in a Cellphone! Hometown hero Shawn Michaels and Taco Bell invite you to San Antonio for the yearly Royal Rumble. We argue 1997 awful vs WWF awful in Hunter Hearst Helmsley’s continuing saga with Goldust, Ahmed Johnson has a hungry butt, and a future hall of famer gets his first Rumble victory . . . kind of.

Theme song “There Are Traitors in Our Midst” by Disco Vietnam

Art by Alexis Yavne

Episode 8 - Royal Rumble - January 19, 1997 - Part 1 May 06, 2019

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Theme Song “There Are Traitors in Our Midst” by Disco Vietnam

Art by Alexis Yavne

Episode 7 - In Your House 12: It's Time - December 15, 1996 Apr 22, 2019

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In West Palm Beach, Florida, WWF broke all the rules. Or made new rules? Either way, I put more thought in this description than they put into booking this whole show. Ahmed Johnson shares his trials and tribulations, someone gets thrown in a moat, and Bret Hart takes steps toward heeldom.

Theme song “There Are Traitors in Our Midst” by Disco Vietnam

Art by Alexis Yavne

Episode 6 - Survivor Series - November 17, 1996 Apr 08, 2019

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Before Vince tried to pass off East Rutherford, New Jersey as New York City, the WWF took over Madison Square Garden for Survivor Series. The Undertaker is reborn as Batman with a prison tattoo, Steve Austin visits his injured friend Brian Pillman on Raw before putting on a classic with Bret Hart, and Sycho Sid shows off his love of AV equipment in a match against Shawn Michaels. Oh, and some new kid named Rocky Maivia makes his debut.

Theme song “There Are Traitors in Our Midst” by Disco Vietnam

Art by Alexis Yavne

Episode 5 - In Your House 11: Buried Alive - October 20, 1996 Mar 25, 2019

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The Market Square Arena doubles for a graveyard in this spooky, scary WWF pay-per-view. Microphone issues overshadow our first match between Hunter Hearst Helmsley and Stone Cold Steve Austin, Shawn Michaels weighs in on the powerbomb prowess of Sycho Sid and Vader, and Mankind and Undertaker attempt vivisepulture.

Theme song “There Are Traitors in Our Midst” by Disco Vietnam

Art by Alexis Yavne

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