Have a nice life.

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24. A Delightful Romp Jun 01, 2020

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Dan is feeling the effects of climate change. You won't catch Erika lackin'. We don't know what's going on either, just join us for the ride. // What has Charles Entertainment Cheese been cooking up? Would you purchase a 5G Bio Shield with Quantum Holographic Catalyzer Technology? Who's been scamming? How does Jeffrey Epstein feel about eggs and egg-shaped appendages? Would John Popper wear his tactical harmonica vest like THIS or like THIS? Hot girl summer—how? // Dan's address to the class of 2020: https://youtu.be/IcvA7WLJRu4 // Follow us on Instagram + Twitter, @anicelifepod, @emricchini, @danbassini.

23. Supine On A Piano May 25, 2020

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Erika is losing her mind. Dan is living his DJ dreams. Let’s be honest: neither of us know what’s going on anymore. // Is Peter Steele cancellable from beyond the grave? How’s the home haircut thing going? Is the lack of public bathrooms the worst thing about this pandemic? What’s the new “am I being detained?” How can we hop to the parallel universe? So we’re breaking world records now? Did Sum 41 have the best tribute to Kobe Bryant of all time? // Follow us on Instagram + Twitter, @anicelifepod, @emricchini, @danbassini.

22. Sister Husbands May 18, 2020

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Dan lets us know what happens when you get to the end of his very long fuse. Erika’s summoning a militia. Fetch us our Guided By Voices tees—there’s land to be won. // How do you drink iced coffee while wearing a face mask? Are you using this newly culturally-appropriated term? Is Richmond the Albany of the South? Where’s your honor? Is hummus a condiment? // Follow us on Instagram + Twitter: @anicelifepod, @emricchini, @danbassini

21. Cover Up, Mami May 11, 2020

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Erika gets called a Karen. Dan’s having trouble dating in the age of quar and he DOES NOT want to see your Halloween costume. Very legal. Very cool. // We’ve blown through the bedrock of corniness—what’s happening now? Why you all acting like cops? My dick died, can I bury it in you? If a horse worse fishnets, would it wear them like THIS or like THIS? Do we stan shady bitch Kim Jong-un? Jack Ryan, or Jack in the Box? Snip snip, am I being detained? // Follow us on Instagram + Twitter: @anicelifepod, @emricchini, @danbassini

20. Jets Is Cool As F*ck May 04, 2020

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Erika’s getting uglier but channeling it into upward mobility. Dan’s along for the ride and considering his future as a scammer. // Cozy, or an apologist to shitty conditions? What’s the first horseman of existential dread? What turns us into Luddites? Is Dan’s new look “former rockabilly yoga instructor?” Low-flying planes over lower Manhattan: a good idea? Where is everyone getting flour? What’s “next?” // Charlie Kelly's Spotify Playlist: https://spoti.fi/3b0tw1g // Follow us on Instagram + Twitter: @anicelifepod, @emricchini, @danbassini

19. The Future Jeb Bush Wanted Apr 27, 2020

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Erika outs herself as a political lunatic. Dan considers going from French tuck to full tuck and ups his findom charge in honor of essential workers. // Can I retweet this? Have you ever seen the episode of Seinfeld where they make out during Schindler’s List? Is Polar brand seltzer a personality trait? Is blockchain the next big thing for laundry? If you don’t have a drop ceiling, are you a poser? Why not just buy one big bottle? Is Philadelphia home to a modern-day Nostradamus? // Follow on Instagram + Twitter: @anicelifepod, @emricchini, @danbassini

18. The Government's Here For Me Apr 20, 2020

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Liberate Virginia! Liberate Michigan! Liberate us from these hot takes, we've had enough! // Is he born with it, or is it seasonal affective disorder? Were we the virus all along? Who's the latest Fox News replaceable blonde? May we see your spice cabinet, sir? HONY 2012? Is Authoritarian Left Mayor Pete Erika's type? How do we rank the fast food chains? // Follow on Instagram + Twitter: @anicelifepod, @emricchini, @danbassini

17. The Bodega Industrial Complex Apr 13, 2020

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Another week in quarantine, another episode where we complain about people complaining. // Is Dan fin-domming Erika? What's the most Philadelphia thing to ever happen? Is that a framed goatse print? Will the hot takes ever stop? How much does an egg cost? What are our quarantine routines? Does your vehicle have the ideal fuel economy for a spite trip? // Follow us on Instagram + Twitter: @anicelifepod, @emricchini, @danbassini

16. Incredibly Sexy Mediocre White Men Apr 06, 2020

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Erika’s sadness is coming home to roost. Dan is cool and stable as ever. Choose your post-COVID shantytown and let’s get it on. // Why is Erika so bookish? Are the LUFS there? Gimp Daddy Cuomo 2020? Dr. Fauci facepalm: sexiest thing EVER? Did Rachel Dolezal out herself as a white woman? Are we a nation of daddy issues? // Follow us on Instagram + Twitter, @anicelifepod, @emricchini, @danbassini

15. I Need The Army Here Now Mar 30, 2020

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Another day in quarantine, another remote episode. Philly is having a purge of sorts. Jersey City is a lawless land with no parking governance. Time is passing by... we think. // Is every day Tuesday? Who has The Medicine? Why is everyone either a cop or a cop caller these days? What's Dan doing with his free money? Is Have a nice life. decidedly pro-sex-jam? // Our collaborative playlist: https://spoti.fi/3bDUigG // Follow us on Instagram + Twitter, @anicelifepod, @emricchini, @danbassini

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