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Russian Chess Player Banned for Poisoning the Board | 8.9.24 Aug 09, 2024

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Timestamps:

(00:00:00) Teasers ♟️⛪🪥🇺🇲

(00:03:33) Russian chess player banned after trying to poison opponent by smearing pieces with mercury

(00:11:49) Robot dentist performs world's first fully automated procedure

(00:14:46) Several people injured after man hides explosives under toilet seats in restrooms, police say

(00:20:19) Appointed son of god: Philippines pastor who landed himself on the FBI’s most wanted list is on the run

(00:32:23) Trump and Harris agree to debate on ABC on September 10, network says

(00:34:57) RFK Jr. says he’s been picking up roadkill his ‘whole life,’ once had ‘freezer full of it’

(00:37:14) Scientist says humans will reach the 'singularity' within 21 years

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Taylor Swift Concerts Canceled After Terrorist Attack Plot Uncovered | 8.8.24 Aug 08, 2024

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(00:00:00 - 00:02:42) Pat in New York City NOT double-tipping
(00:02:43 - 00:04:31) Teasers 🎶👶🚀

Music Corner:

(00:04:32 - 00:13:57) Rapper Nelly arrested at casino in St. Louis area on charges of possessing ecstasy, not having insurance
(00:13:58 - 00:16:44) Taylor Swift concerts in Vienna canceled after Austrian police say foiled terrorist plot targeted shows

Generation Alpha Depression Corner

(00:16:45 - 00:26:52) Gen Alpha AI-generated sad cat TikTok trend is doing a lot of damage to kids, experts say
(00:26:53 - 00:32:28) El Paso, Texas middle school bans all-black clothing because it’s 'associated with depression' and ‘Criminality’

(00:32:29 - 00:38:59) UK riots: Why far-right groups are attacking immigrants and Muslims

(00:39:00 - 00:41:32) Boeing not happy with NASA plan to return stranded astronauts on SpaceX craft

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Second Trump Assassin With Ties To Iran Arrested | 8.7.24 Aug 07, 2024

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(00:00:00) - Teasers 💪🇺🇲🎵🔫

Man Corner

(00:05:33) - Kamala Harris picks Minnesota Gov. Tim Walz as Democratic running mate
(00:13:54) - Texas-bound flight diverted after shirtless man goes insane, vapes, and tries to open cabin door
(00:19:15) - Shirtless Australian man arrested after trying to kidnap, breastfeed baby on bus

(00:22:29) - Pakistani national with ties to Iran charged in plot to assassinate Donald Trump, other public officials on U.S. soil: DOJ

Surprises!

(00:33:32) - American woman found chained to tree in India admits she did it herself
(00:36:27) - ‘Google is a monopolist’: Google illegally maintains monopoly over internet search, judge rules in landmark antitrust case

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DOJ Ordered To Give 'QAnon Shaman' His Helmet, Spear Back | 8.6.24 Aug 06, 2024

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Episode 1518 - Brought to you by:

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(00:00:00) Shout out Philippines for the historic Olympics

(00:01:20) Trying Viamundi Tequila live on air

(00:03:55) Suge Knight has a couple claims

(00:05:29) Ben Affleck unveils new look

(00:06:54) On the agenda for today’s show 😈🇧🇩🍔📉

(00:07:57) Japanese stocks suffer worst crash since 1987 triggering global sell-off, JDow drops 1,000 points, amid mounting recession fears and high interest rates

(00:13:48) Fake fun fact?: Bars in 1960s Turkey would employe “basket men” whose job was to take home patrons who were too drunk

(00:19:18) Judge orders Justice Department to return helmet, spear to 'QAnon Shaman'

(00:23:24) U.S. fugitive known as "The Devil" captured while working as cop in Mexico 20 years after Ohio murder

(00:26:44) Correction: Inflation is not negative

(00:27:05) Mark not vibing with the two extremes

(00:28:01) McDonald's employee sentenced to 5 years in prison for setting dumpster fire because restaurant was too crowded

(00:36:35) Bangladesh anti-government protests: 300 students killed, dictator Sheikh Hasina flees ending 15-year rule

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RFK Jr. Admits To Putting Dead Bear Cub In NYC's Central Park | 8.5.24 Aug 05, 2024

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(00:00:00 - 00:02:36) On the agenda today 🍆
(00:02:37 - 00:05:04) Mr. Sweat over here

🥇Paris Olympics🥇

(00:05:05 - 00:11:41) French pole vaulter becomes instant star after his own penis denies him an Olympic medal

(00:11:42 - 00:15:33) Public masturbation soars in NYC with sickos pleasuring and exposing themselves in the open up 51 percent

(00:15:34 - 00:21:09) Intoxicated woman strips naked, demands sex at Jamaica Airport

(00:21:10 - 00:21:39) Update: UFO in Brazil turns out to be balloon

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(00:22:14 - 00:30:14) Kamala Harris's husband Doug Emhoff cheated on his first wife with daughter Ella's nanny

(00:30:15 - 00:30:42) AI-generated images of Trump with Black voters being spread by supporters

(00:30:43 - 00:32:26) Taliban gets $239 million in aid after failure of State Department vetting

(00:32:27 - 00:34:19) Feds begin warning about the economy

(00:34:20 - 00:40:24) RFK Jr. admits to putting dead bear cub and old bicycle in New York City's Central Park nearly 10 years ago

(00:40:25 - 00:00:00) Sweatiest cities in the USA 💦

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Olympic Boxer At Center Of Gender Controversy, Dominates! | 8.2.24 Aug 02, 2024

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(00:00:30) On the agenda 🛸🥊🇷🇺

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(00:07:26) US and Russia complete biggest prisoner swap in post-Soviet history, freeing Gershkovich and Whelan

(00:16:03) UFO in Brazil: The clearest UFO video ever filmed or a hoax?

(00:24:49) Sag-Aftra strike: Voice actors protest for fair AI regulations in gaming - 'They're crushing human beings beneath their feet'

(00:35:22) 'Hawk Tuah' girl Haliey Welch tries to talk future steps, family life with very high Bill Maher

(00:39:47) Imane Khelif, boxer in middle of Olympics gender storm, forces tearful first opponent to quit 46 seconds into fight

(00:50:02) Turkish Olympic pistol shooter goes viral after nonchalant composure leads to silver medal: 'Insane aura'

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Woman Found Chained To A Tree In India After 40 days | 8.1.24 Aug 01, 2024

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An American woman who lived in India with her husband was found chained to a tree, claiming to have been left for dead for 40 days with no food or water. Trump and Kamala get spicy, sex dolls mistaken for human bodies on the beach and 7 million pounds of Boar’s Head recalled.

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(00:00:00) - Teasers 🇺🇲🥪🌎

(00:04:32) - Twitter users call out Kamala for “faking an urban accent” in Atlanta to sound more black

(00:09:44) - American woman found chained to a tree in the Indian jungle says she survived for 40 days without food before she was rescued as cops hunt husband for attempted murder

(00:17:50) - Boar’s Head to recall additional 7 million pounds of deli meat after deadly listeria outbreak

International Moment

(00:28:34) - New Zealand woman calls police after mistaking 'realistic' sex doll for headless body on beach
(00:32:38) - Scotland has a shortage of dead bodies for student training
(00:33:29) - Radical Islamist preacher raising millions to buy Scottish island to create new Sharia country ‘homeland’
(00:35:55) - Hamas leader Ismail Haniyeh killed in Tehran by Israeli airstrike as Iran’s supreme leader vows revenge, terror group says

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Maduro Declares Himself Venezuelan President (Again) Igniting Mass Protests | 7.31.24 Jul 31, 2024

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Episode 1514 - Brought to you by:

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(00:00:00) Will’s voice is cig’ed out
(00:02:15) Teasers 🇻🇪💰🍔
(00:03:19) Fast Food Corner: The Burger King effect, Mcdonald’s F’ing up, and Chipotle realizing they got caught
(00:08:13) Shoutout Cal Fire ♥️
(00:09:01) Arson-sparked Park Fire is now California’s fifth-largest wildfire
Life on Mars, Is It Better Than Venezuela and Rhode Island?
(00:09:40) NASA's Perseverance Mars rover finds three possible signs of ancient life on a single rock
(00:13:59) Venezuela election results: Maduro declares himself the winner after losing in a landslide, igniting mass protests
(00:20:34) ‘This is insane’: Swarm of dragonflies takes over Rhode Island beach
(00:24:43) Japan cracks down on use of rideable electric suitcases amid tourist boom
(00:33:41) Meta agrees to $1.4 billion settlement in Texas biometric data lawsuit over Facebook images
(00:37:27) New York woman says 4-year-old was served bloody burger from Burger King

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Lady Prison Guard Facing Life After Having Sex w/ Inmate | 7.30.24 Jul 30, 2024

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30 year old prison guard Linda De Sousa Abreu pleaded guilty to getting into it with inmate Linton Weirich and then uploading the video on her OF. Also olympic update and flag legislation.

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(00:00:00 - 00:02:45) We’re getting good at buying shirts on the run
(00:02:46 - 00:06:04) On the agenda for today’s episode 📈🥇
(00:06:05 - 00:08:30) 2 little girls dead, 11 injured in mass stabbing at Taylor Swift dance party in Southport, UK

Olympics 🥇

(00:08:31 - 00:11:40) Update: Bob Ballard addresses being pulled from Olympics coverage over sexist comment
(00:11:41 - 00:13:48) Update: Dionysus and the nutsack
(00:13:49 - 00:16:24) Olympic surfer crashes into coral causing head injury while competing in Tahiti
(00:16:25 - 00:21:16) Rifda Irfanaluthfi, Indonesia’s first Olympic gymnast, defies ankle injury in Paris

(00:21:17 - 00:26:42) Naked inmate tried to jam sandwich into cellmate's mouth, then bit lieutenant, jailers say

(00:26:43 - 00:31:21) All American Flag Act: American flags should be born in the USA now, too, Congress says

(00:31:22 - 00:33:14) Gunmen on jet skis open fire at rival drug dealer on Cancun beach, killing 12-year-old boy on lounge chair

(00:33:15 - 00:39:30) Female prison guard charged after being filmed having sex with inmate in jail cell,’ Inmate filmed having sex with prison guard has 7-months pregnant girlfriend at home

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Opening Ceremony For Paris Olympics Was Blasphemy?! | 7.29.24 Jul 29, 2024

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(00:00:30) Teasers

(00:03:11) Wes has been on a little quest 👀💦

(00:08:27) HOW IT HAPPENED: Mexican drug lord ‘El Mayo’ Zambada and son of ‘El Chapo’ arrested in Texas after being “kidnapped” and “tricked”

(00:13:04) Nebraska: 17-year-old charged with criminal mischief after allegedly causing train derailment for views

Paris Olympics 🥇

(00:19:14) Christians confuse depiction of an Ancient Greek Bacchanal, an extravagant party that honors the Greek God Dionysus, for an "anti-Christian depiction of the last supper"
(00:30:55) Bob Ballard removed from Eurosport’s Olympics coverage after sexist comment about Australia swimmers
(00:32:21) No spoilers for Mark on the medal count 🥇