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**Hard Factor**

Cheat on the news with Hard Factor. Satirical daily news podcast, not hyper-polarizing and depressing like all the others. Drops at Midnight Eastern, 5 Days a Week, 24/7/365. Follow the pod on social @HardFactorNews. Hosts: @hardfactorMark @hardfactorPat @hardfactorWes @hardfactorWill. Full video episodes: YouTube.com/HardFactorNews Join our community: patreon.com/hardfactor Voicemail Line: 512.270.1480

Latest Episodes:

We Are Eating All The Peyote & Native Americans Are PISSED! | 1.14.25 Jan 14, 2025

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Episode 1625, brought to you by our incredible sponsors:

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Timestamps:

00:01:15 Mark did Peyote & Native American impersonations

00:04:00 Invasive European green crabs are getting decimated by Sea Otters

00:06:15 Nicolas Maduro says he is going to use Braziians to take over Puerto Rico

00:09:50 Tiktok users are downloading communist apps to replace their beloved Tiktok

00:17:55 Update on the LA fires and looting

00:23:15 Man who bought Michael Jordan’s famous mansion wants to make it a timeshare

00:30:05 Update on new AI sex robots

00:38:40 Native Americans are upset that we are eating all the Peyote

And much more…

Thank you for listening, go to Patreon.com/HardFactor to support the pod and get access to discord chat and bonus podcasts.... But MOST Importantly, HAGFD!!

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A dump in a Family Dollar | 1.13.25 Jan 13, 2025

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Episode 1624, brought to you by our incredible sponsors:

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Timestamps:

00:00:40 Story teases

00:04:29 Couple runs the Florida Pump and Dump in Family Dollar theft

00:17:38 Fools in schools, wrong kid dropped off

00:23:33 Polish General fired after mines found in Ikea

00:28:00 Pat trolled MGT

00:29:38 4 fraternity members at San Diego State University charged after pledge suffers severe burns during 'skit'

00:36:41 Orcas and weather

00:39:25 Florida Deputy Crashes into Civilian while watching porn

And much more…

Thank you for listening, go to Patreon.com/HardFactor to support the pod and get access to discord chat and bonus podcasts.... But MOST Importantly, HAGFD!!

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Crocodiles are Evolving to Lure Humans to Hunt them?? | 1.10.25 Jan 10, 2025

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Episode 1623 is brought to you by our incredible sponsors:

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Fitbod: Get 25% off your subscription or try the app FREE for seven days at Fitbod.me/HARDFACTOR.(00:00:00) - The Lineup + Praying for LA

(00:06:21) - Yuma tattoo artist under fire for tattooing 9 year-old at parent's request

(00:20:37) - Crocodiles are evolving to hunt humans by faking death in Indonesia... are they evolving to hunt humans everywhere?? Yes.

(00:28:17) - CES 2025 has the biggest innovation in automated sex toy tech we have seen at this price and scale

(00:39:59) - the X Corner: Elon accused of having gamers play his games for him, and horny German politician hilariously end his campaign via thirty X replies

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California Wildfire, Cigarette Ban, and Bodies on Planes | 1.9.25 Jan 09, 2025

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Episode 1622, brought to you by our incredible sponsors:

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Timestamps:

00:00:40 Story teases

00:03:10 Wes sizes you up dick first

00:04:10 The Palisades fire is out of control

00:23:00 Two dead bodies were found in the wheel well of a Jet Blue airplane

00:28:40 20-year-old UK woman has a nut allergy reaction in her unmentionables

00:32:20 Biden and the FDA want to drastically reduce nicotine content in cigs

00:40:20 Brooke Shields was allegedly violated during her labia surgery

And much more…

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Man Gets Trapped In Waymo Car & Which Countries Are “Packin” | 1.8.25 Jan 08, 2025

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Episode 1621, brought to you by our incredible sponsors:

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Timestamps:

00:01:00 Would we ride in a Waymo?

00:03:55 Who has the rightful claim to Greenland & how much whale are they eating there

00:08:25 Man gets trapped in Waymo car going in circles and nearly misses flight & why aren’t the homeless tossing themselves in front of them for money

00:16:45 Man claims to have made Covid vaccine that was 100% effective, conning several including Magic Johnson

00:23:50 Hot Ohio cop goes through an absolute whirlwind of horrible events, and now the city owes her millions

00:35:25 Latest data on which countries have the largest and smallest penis

And much more…

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Trudeau is gone, Trump to be sentenced | 1.7.25 Jan 07, 2025

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Episode 1620, brought to you by our incredible sponsors:

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Timestamps:

00:04:08 Trudeau is gone. Resigning after majority of population said to get lost

00:10:50 VR Judge in Florida

00:18:51 Trump to be sentenced on Friday

00:25:20 Rudy doesn’t want to give up his stuff

00:30:29 Skip Bayless and Fox sued

00:41:36 Man takes a big ole piss on passenger on United Flight

And much more…

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The Sh!t Sandwich Cop is BACK | 1.6.25 Jan 06, 2025

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Timestamps:

(00:00:00) - Fake News Rundown

(00:05:14) - Dildo Helmet Man Arrested for Storming Church

(00:21:48) - URGENT: Blake Lively does NOT attend the Golden Globes

(00:23:10) - South Korean President on the Lamb from Arrest Warrant

(00:25:35) - The Sh!t Sandwich Cop is BACK

(00:32:35) - Updates on the CyberTruck bomber in Vegas

(00:38:38) - North Korea is Banning Hot Dogs

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New Year’s Resolutions & Drunk Police Officer Releases Prisoners On NYE | 1.3.25 Jan 03, 2025

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Timestamps:

00:04:10 NCAAF Talk

00:07:05 Our New Year’s resolutions and Xmas break updates

00:10:00 Update on the Las Vegas Tesla bomber, who he was and why it didn’t work well

00:16:65 Desperate and horny Wes got duped by an IG bot, or did he?

00:20:05 Russia fines 7 men for “looking too gay” following a crackdown on gay night clubs and homosexual “propoganda”

00:34:00 Justin Baldoni & Blake Lively update

00:37:35 Drunk Zambian police officer releases prisoners from jail on New Year’s Eve

And much more…

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Terrorist Attacks on Day 1 of 2025 | 1.2.25 Jan 02, 2025

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Episode 1617, brought to you by our incredible sponsors:

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Timestamps:

00:01:30 Horrible terrorist attack in New Orleans three hours into the New Year

00:17:50 Best Congressional hearing clip of all time

00:18:50 A Cybertruck explosion with the help of fireworks right outside Trump Tower in Las Vegas is very likely an intentional terrorist act

00:30:45 The FBI concluded with moderate certainty that COVID came from the Wuhan lab but were not invited to present findings to the White House according to a WSJ report

00:39:20 Justin Baldoni vs. Blake Lively

And much more…

Thank you for listening, go to Patreon.com/HardFactor to support the pod and get access to discord chat and bonus podcasts.... But MOST Importantly, HAGFD!!

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Magnus Carlson's Jeans, VR Goggles for Mice, and Trapping Wild Chihuahuas | 1.1.25 Jan 01, 2025

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Sample New Year's Hive Hour Patreon Subscription Podcast, brought to you by our incredible sponsors:

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Timestamps:

(00:00:00) - Happy New Year! Join the Hardo Hive Community at Patreon.com/HardFactor

(00:05:02) - Welcome, Generation Beta!! (and Hardo Hive Fantasy Football Winners)

(00:11:25) - Magnus Carlson quits chess tournament over refusal of his jeans, tournament caves, lets him wear jeans, but WHY does he need the jeans???

(00:19:25) - Fake news deep dive: French Hockey Goon JACKS UP 15 year-old

(00:27:32) - VR Goggles for Mice, Goat Killing Teenage Girl, Michael Vick Redemption Arc, and Chihuahua Trapping w/ Mark

Thank you for listening, go to Patreon.com/HardFactor to support the pod and get access to discord chat and bonus podcasts.... But MOST Importantly, HAGFNY!!

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