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**Hard Factor**

Cheat on the news with Hard Factor. Satirical daily news podcast, not hyper-polarizing and depressing like all the others. Drops at Midnight Eastern, 5 Days a Week, 24/7/365. Follow the pod on social @HardFactorNews. Hosts: @hardfactorMark @hardfactorPat @hardfactorWes @hardfactorWill. Full video episodes: YouTube.com/HardFactorNews Join our community: patreon.com/hardfactor Voicemail Line: 512.270.1480

Latest Episodes:

Costco Plans On Making Everyone Skinny and We Have Alien DNA | 10.7.25 Oct 07, 2025

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00:00:00 Timestamps

00:04:10 Happy birthday to Wes’ Mom

00:05:50 Costco to begin selling Ozempic and Wegovy for half off

00:18:15 Scientists release a report that humans have a lot of alien DNA thanks to abductions

00:24:15 Good old-fashioned cigarette smuggling drone operation in Lithuania

00:28:20 Recall on Canadian thc pouch products Chillows for having way more mgs than advertised

00:32:15 20k bounty placed on man accused of cutting off sea lion's head in front of daughter

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Mark Sanchez blacked out and got stabbed | 10.6.25 Oct 06, 2025

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Episode 1808 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors:

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Timestamps:

00:00:00 Timestamps

00:05:50 Mark Sanchez blacks out and gets stabbed

00:24:23 Update the NHS removed the benefits of marrying first cousin report after backlash

00:25:10 Update Diddy got 4 years

00:30:32 Viral app Neon goes dark after exposing everyone’s phone numbers and call details

00:35:18 Firefighter dumped 75 'possibly used' tampons on ex's lawn for dating new girl

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Forced to Resign for Denying a Sword to King Charles | 10.3.25 Oct 03, 2025

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Episode 1807 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors:

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Timestamps:

(00:00:00) - No Friday the 13th this month!

(00:04:44) - Tenured Historian forced to resign over withholding a sword from the Eisenhower museum from Trump to be a gift for King Charles... leading to the USA gifting a replica to the king

(00:21:53) - Diddy finally getting sentenced Today!

(00:25:48) - the 8th Annual Taco Bell 50K is about to happen in Denver where you run over 30 miles and eat at least 9Taco Bell items

(00:33:35) - Australian Dock Worker gets his job back after 9 months for being fired for telling his co-worker he put his dick on his sandwich

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Japanese Man Invents Bra That Only A Designated Person Can Unlock | 10.2.25 Oct 02, 2025

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Episode 1806 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors:

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00:00:00 Timestamps

00:00:50 Is it Fall yet?! Not in Texas

00:04:25 Woman calls in a hoax Active Shooter to a New Jersey military base because she wanted to bond with her co-workers

00:18:30 Fat Bear Week results are IN!

00:22:00 A Japanese man invents a bra that requires the fingerprint of a designated person to open it

00:31:15 How far would you go to get revenge on someone who killed your dog? One Texas man went wayyy too far

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NHS Says Great News For First Cousin Effers | 10.1.25 Oct 01, 2025

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Episode 1805 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors:

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Timestamps:

00:00:00 Timestamps

00:01:00 It’s Halloween season, and Wes has his eye out for tacky/distasteful decorations

00:03:30 Waymo car evades a DUI stop, makes an illegal U-turn, gets pulled over, and receives no ticket

00:12:45 AI actress Tilly Norwood is attracting LA talent agencies' attention

00:17:20 NHS suggests the benefits of first-cousin marriages

00:28:20 Ancient skull discovery changes human evolution timeline by at least half a million years

00:32:20 San Francisco startup called Marathon claims they can turn Mercury into gold

00:33:20 At least forty new species discovered way down on the ocean floor, including the big assed starfish

00:36:05 Woman strips down to a bikini at school board meeting to protest locker room gender rules

00:39:30 Ted Cruz makes a flub about pdf files “let’s stop attacking pdf files”

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MUST LISTEN: There is a SERIOUS corn dog recall warning | 9.30.25 Sep 30, 2025

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Episode 1804 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors:

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Timestamps:

00:00:00 Timestamps

00:04:21 58 Million Pound Cordog Recall

00:16:32 Video gamer Electronic Arts to be bought in largest-ever private equity buyout valued at $55 billion

00:22:57 China trying to ban “kill joys” on social media

00:28:10 Man arrested for posting meme

00:33:18 KPop Noodle Challenge burning kids

00:34:48: Two passengers on Milan to London flight eat passports

00:42:25 Sperm Racing company gets 75 million in “seed” money

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Teacher Apologizes for Feeding Kittens to Class Snake | 9.29.25 Sep 29, 2025

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Episode 1803 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors:

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Timestamps:

(00:00:00) - Benny Blanco and Selena Gomez got Married!

(00:06:15) - More shootings... this time Marine veterans: Mormon Church in Michigan and Waterfront Bar in Carolina

(00:16:39) - WTF China?! Making gay movie characters women in films

(00:30:10) - Texas Teacher apologizes for feeding Sick Kittens to Class Snakes + Kanye's Betrayal List

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Woman Makes Insane Confession After Being Duct Taped On Flight | 9.26.25 Sep 26, 2025

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Episode 1802 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors:

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Timestamps:

00:00:00 Timestamps

00:01:50 The Cardinals' uniforms suck

00:04:55 D4AD Update

00:05:55 Old women are being attacked by a squirrel in the Bay Area

00:16:50 Dominican woman is duct taped and zip tied on flight and confesses to trying to kill her father with rat poison when she was a child

00:31:35 Fat Bear Week is BACK!

00:35:15 Tekashi69 is back in court and getting away with it, again.

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Let’s Nuke a M’Fing Asteroid with Poop Spray | 9.25.25 Sep 25, 2025

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Episode 1801 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors:

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Timestamps:

00:00:00 Timestamps

00:01:40 Rapture teaser go to patreon.com/hardfactor for full Rapture deep dive

00:03:50 Man shoots ICE detainees in Dallas with “anti-ICE” bullets

00:06:20 Jimmy Kimmel monologue chat

00:08:10 NASA has a plan to nuke the asteroid that might hit the moon in 5 years

00:17:40 US Air Force F-47 jet to replace the F-22 Raptor looks incredible

00:22:20 Australian kindergarten holds children’s artwork ransom

00:34:15 High school TA arrested and charged $55k for spraying poop spray in school

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A third attempted plot on Trump, this time at the U.N. | 9.24.25 Sep 24, 2025

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Episode 1800 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors:

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Timestamps:

00:00:00 Timestamps

00:05:18 Texas family furious man who passed out at Texas steakhouse thrown outside to die

00:15:28 Police absolutely trucks arrested man running away in cuffs

00:22:14 A third attempted plot on Trump, this time at the U.N.

00:31:38 Kimmel update - Nexstar not carrying Jimmy Kimmel Live

00:35:10 Turning Point USA in Oklahoma every school

00:45:00 Apparently 6-7 is Dead

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