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Hard Factor 2/19 - WTFWednesday: Coked Up Pit Bulls, Permanent Erections, Sink Bath in a Wendy's, the Super Bowl of Turkey Calling and MORE Feb 19, 2020

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Barstool Sports Daily News Podcast Support Hard Factor & ‘Pop The Clutch’™ on a Shirt » MERCH: bit.ly/HF-Merch . -------------------- On Today's Episode of Hard Factor... Another Wednesday is here, and that means 100% listener submitted stories that make you ask yourself what the fuck is going on around here?? - Submitted by Hardo Hive: A company in Russia called KrioRus is willing to preserve your brain and body after you die for a mere $36K, just in case on the off-chance someone may be able to re-animate you one day - Submitted by Tommy Bottles: The Super Bowl of Turkey calling went down in Nashville this month and it is even more electric than it sounds.. - Submitted by Ed: A new law in Alabama would require all men over age 50 to get a vasectomy, and pay for it themselves out of pocket if they don't have insurance. The bill is intended to be a troll to the pro-life crowd... but if the state paid for it maybe it would actually take off?? - We're making money hand over fist at PredictIt where you can get your first $20 matched on us. We're talking DEBATE MARKETS for tonights Las Vegas Democratic Presidential Debate. Get in there and make some money while you watch our pre and post debate live streams. - Submitted by Mike AG: A unnamed hero has become an instant American Legend for beating up an adult Mountain Lion with his bare hands to save a 6 year-old girl from being eaten in a California park. We're not talking some gimpy cub, this was an estimated 160 lbs. big cat that he bested in fisticuffs. Hat's off to you, good sir. - Submitted by @kcajack1: Wes is scared out of his mind by a story of a pit bull who stumbled upon some discarded cocaine in the yard and ingested a ton of it before being discovered by the owners and the police. The dog is going fine after its temporary coke binge. - 5 Star Review Recap... Should Pat get a Mullet or a Rat Tail?? - Submitted by by Barstool Pat: A man in Scotland is afflicted with constant erections after asking the doctors to install two metal rods in his penis. Not really sure what he thought was going to happen after getting metal rods installed in his dick... - Submitted by the Hardo Hive again (Hustle, Dedication, Respect): Japanese billionaire Yusaku Maezawa has unfortunately decided to pull out of the documentary he was going to film about selecting a female companion to take with him on a SpaceX voyage around the moon. Turns out, over 28,000 women had applied for the job so it's a real shame that documentary isn't gonna get made. Breaking a lot of hearts. - Submitted by Charles: An employee at a Wendy's in Greenville, MI has been caught on video bathing in the kitchen sink. It's a serious problem. Brought to you by PredictIt Get a free $20 with your first $20 deposit on PredictIt -------------------- • Follow us on TWITTER • @HardFactorNews: bit.ly/HFTWIT . @HardFactorMark: bit.ly/MarkCats . @HardFactorPat: bit.ly/PatHF . @HardFactorWes: bit.ly/WesTwit . @HardFactorWill: bit.ly/HFwill . Follow us on INSTAGRAM @HardFactorNews: bit.ly/InstagHF . YOUTUBE: bit.ly/HardFactorYT .

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Hard Factor 2/18: Hoodlums Vandalized Plymouth Rock, One Lawyer Stays on Coronavirus Ship, New Travis Scott Song Written by Artificial Intelligence Feb 18, 2020

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Barstool Sports Daily News Podcast Support Hard Factor & ‘Pop The Clutch’™ on a Shirt » MERCH: bit.ly/HF-Merch . -------------------- On Today's Episode of Hard Factor... -The Coronavirus continues to grow exponentially with 71,000 infected worldwide and 1,775 reported deaths. At least that's according to the Chinese government... so totally accurate and reasonable numbers that we can trust. Amongst the more interesting Coronavirus related stories, one American lawyer named Matthew Smith who has been stranded on the on the Corona-infested Diamond Princess Cruise Ship for the last ----- days has become a little too comfortable with his situation. It seems he may have fully committed to a life at sea. Smith has refused to leave the ship with his fellow Americans and is really making the most of it (see below). -A gang of degenerates in Massachusetts finally showed their high school civics teacher who the real idiot is by vandalizing the historical landmark Plymouth Rock with illegible works written in red spray paint. -An unearthed interview with old white guy and Democratic Presidential candidate Michael Bloomberg continues to demonstrate that he's a weirdo-racist. In a 2011 sit down with PBS News Bloomberg said: “There's this enormous cohort of black and Latino males, age, let’s say, 16 to 25 that don't have jobs, don't have any prospects, don't know how to find jobs, don't know what their skill sets are, don't know how to behave in the workplace where they have to work collaboratively and collectively.” Cool Mike. It's easy to get worked up when Bloomberg says such overtly racist shit, but every time I find myself getting angry I just watch this video of the then Mayor of New York doing his rendition of "Under The Sea" and I find my calm. -Some artificial intelligence company called Space150 spent two weeks feeding Travis Scott lyrics into a neural net and created a "TravisBott" who goes by Jack Park Canny Dope Man. Not only is the name of their artificial rapper extremely token, so is the Travis-Scott-style song it wrote and recorded all by its robot self . Goodbye music. Goodbye art. Hello Cyberdyne Systems. Brought to you by PredictIt Get a free $20 with your first $20 deposit on PredictIt -------------------- • Follow us on TWITTER • @HardFactorNews: bit.ly/HFTWIT . @HardFactorMark: bit.ly/MarkCats . @HardFactorPat: bit.ly/PatHF . @HardFactorWes: bit.ly/WesTwit . @HardFactorWill: bit.ly/HFwill . Follow us on INSTAGRAM @HardFactorNews: bit.ly/InstagHF . YOUTUBE: bit.ly/HardFactorYT .

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Hard Factor 2/17: Coronavirus Still Fucking Up That Cruise Ship, Rush Limbaugh's Homophobic Remarks, Bloomberg's Locker Room Talk & Elon Musk Is Still A Nut Feb 17, 2020

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Brought to you by: http://PredictIt.org/promo/HardFactor20 - Sign up here and get a free $20 with your first $20 deposit on PredictIt. On today's show.....We look into the campaign of Mike Bloomberg and some sexual locker talk via his quote book, which was released by The Washington Post. We also have a Coronavirus update, specifically what the fuck is going on with that quarantined death trap they call The Diamond Princess Cruise Ship. Seems they are bringing back some of the Americans on board before everyone on board gets the virus. Lightning Round: - Medal of Freedom recipient Rush Limbaugh made some homophobic comments about Pete Buttigieg and both parties are coming to his defense - Bill Barr is still under fire for peddling President Trumps commands in the DOJ and many, over 1100 have signed a petition calling for his resignation - A town in Wyoming failed to become the holder of the coveted Guinness Book of World Records title for "most sparklers lit at the same time" - Elon Musk & NASA want to explore more places in space that no human can survive, including Neptunes Icy Moon "Triton" - The Naked Festival kicked off on the island of Honshu, Japan. And basically 10,000 barely clothed men fight over sticks that are said to bring a year of good fortune.

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Hard Factor 2/14: FMF: Man Calls Cops On Drug Dealer He Robbed, Teacher Tries To Get Meth Delivered To School, Man Drives Car Into Trump Booth Feb 14, 2020

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Barstool Sports Daily News Podcast Support Hard Factor & ‘Pop The Clutch’™ on a Shirt » MERCH: bit.ly/HF-Merch . -------------------- - An ice rink manager (see photo) gets caught snapping up-skirt photos on a teenage girl in line at the Chipotle he eats at every day - Man calls the cops on the drug dealer he beat up stabbed and robbed - Teacher tries to have an eight ball of meth delivered to her class - Man intentionally drives his car into a Trump booth - Man not allowed to bring cutout of Trump to dialysis appointment - Update on two previous Florida Man Friday stories - Man gets DUI and possession of cocaine charges after flagging down police to drunkenly ask for directions -We answer some listener voicemails Brought to you by: 1800Flowers.com radio code: HardFactor Predictit.org - Sign up here and get a free $20 with your first $20 deposit on PredictIt. -------------------- • Follow us on TWITTER • @HardFactorNews: bit.ly/HFTWIT . @HardFactorMark: bit.ly/MarkCats . @HardFactorPat: bit.ly/PatHF . @HardFactorWes: bit.ly/WesTwit . @HardFactorWill: bit.ly/HFwill . Follow us on INSTAGRAM @HardFactorNews: bit.ly/InstagHF . YOUTUBE: bit.ly/HardFactorYT .

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Hard Factor 2/13: China Expert Donnie Does Joins For Coronavirus Update, Soft Corner: Atlanta Fire Chief, Roger Stone Gets Pardon (More or Less) Feb 13, 2020

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On Today's Episode of Hard Factor: -Donnie Does aka The Wonton Don joins to give us the scoop of how the Coronavirus is effecting mainland China. Donnie was outside of China when the virus broke and is now stuck in NYC for the foreseeable future. -Roger Stone more-or-less-pretty-much-in-so-many-words got a Presidential Pardon this week. Attorney General Bill Barr stepped to reduce Stone's sentence to something laughable short TBD, overturning prosecutor's decisions, all of whom subsequently quit in protest. Trump beat his chest in victory saying of the prosecutors "They should go back to school and learn because let me tell you, the way they treated people, no one should be treated that way." A convenient suggestion because after quitting their jobs they probably have some extra time on their hands. Soft Corner x2: -Atlanta Fire Rescue Fire Chief Randall Slaughter filed a complaint against HERO Capt. Daniel Dwyer resulting in Dwyer being suspended from the force without pay. The reason for the complaint? In June of last year Captain Dwyer fearlessly ran into a fully burning home to pull out a 95 year old woman that was trapped inside and apparently broke protocol by entering the building without his crew who were still in the process of getting ready by the time Dwyer had pulled out the stranded woman. This King got punished for having balls too big and doing his job too well. -The soft-ass administration at Valley Forge Elementary called the police on a six year old girl with down syndrome because she made a gun with her hand and pointed it at her teacher. -We answer some listener voicemails Brought to you by: 1800Flowers.com radio code: HardFactor Predictit.org - Sign up here and get a free $20 with your first $20 deposit on PredictIt. SUBSCRIBE BELOW: iTunes Spotify iHeart Stitcher Follow Hard Factor on Twitter: @HardFactorNews @HardFactorMark @HardFactorPat @HardFactorWes @HardFactorWill

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Hard Factor 2/12: WTF Wednesday!! A Strippers Bad Fall, Aliens, Cam Girls & Coronavirus, Dad Starts Sex Cult In Daughters Dorm, & Gas Station Porn Feb 12, 2020

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On today's show....IT'S WHAT THE FUCK WEDNESDAY STORIES, submitted by our listeners, thank you! - Aliens are pinging us with FRBs and Hard Factor Will thinks they are testing us for weakness - A man shoots and kills his neighbor with a crossbow while trying to save him from two dogs who were mauling him - Home remedies for the Coronavirus & The Diamond Princess passengers get free cam girl access to cure their boredom - A stripper falls from her perch/pole, breaking her jaw. Dont worry though, she started a very successful GoFundMe - PredictIt Bets, WE ARE ON A HEATER!! Bernie Takes New Hampshire with Mayor Pete coming in second, called it - An ambitious dad turns his daughters college dorm room into a sex cult headquarters - The Orthodox Christian Church in Russia is mulling over allowing priests to bless nukes - A gas station candy aisle is taken over by an amateur porn shoot - The San Antonio Zoo is holding a special Valentine's Day event where you can feed your ex to a snake, kind of.... Brought to you by: http://PredictIt.org/Promo/HardFactor20 - Gamble on the news and get a free $20 by creating an account via the link and depositing at least $20 1-800-FLOWERS - Click the radio icon and enter HARDFACTOR to order 18 Red Roses for $29.99 or UPGRADE to 24 Red Roses for only $10 more

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Hard Factor 2/11: CoronaVirus Has Deadliest Day Yet, Virginia Legalizes Premarital Sex, Bernie & Mayor Pete Battling in New Hampshire, Feb 11, 2020

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Barstool Sports Daily News Podcast Support Hard Factor & ‘Pop The Clutch’™ on a Shirt » MERCH: bit.ly/HF-Merch . -------------------- -The Coronavirus can't be stopped it seems. 103 people died in one day that the diseases center in the Hubei Province of China, and that brings the total deaths to over 1011 in China and 1013 globally, with 42,000 cases of the virus world wide. Honestly, I would recommend staying home for the foreseeable future and thoroughly visually your Amazon and Uber Eats drivers. -Mark goes off on how terrible the Oscars were. -Our home state of Virginia finally put forward legislation that will exonerate all of the hosts of Hard Factor for their repeat offenses committed between 1998 - 2009. The legislation is to legalize premarital sex. -In Russia, Blog Kills You. Vladimir Putin dipped his toes into the world of blogging this week assuming the role of supreme editor. Putin edited all future work of anti-Putin blogger Imran Aliev by ordering his throat slit (allegedly). Aliev was found murdered in France with multiple stab wounds to the chest. Brought to you by: PredictIt - Gamble on the news and get a free $20 by creating an account via the link and depositing at least $20 1-800-FLOWERS - Click the radio icon and enter HARDFACTOR to order 18 Red Roses for $29.99 or UPGRADE to 24 Red Roses for only $10 more -------------------- • Follow us on TWITTER • @HardFactorNews: bit.ly/HFTWIT . @HardFactorMark: bit.ly/MarkCats . @HardFactorPat: bit.ly/PatHF . @HardFactorWes: bit.ly/WesTwit . @HardFactorWill: bit.ly/HFwill . Follow us on INSTAGRAM @HardFactorNews: bit.ly/InstagHF . YOUTUBE: bit.ly/HardFactorYT .

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Hard Factor 2/10: Coronavirus Still Blows, USA Takes Back The Guinness World Record For Largest Firework, Oscar Recap, Vexit Feb 10, 2020

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- Coronavirus update: Shit's still awful and this thing spreads faster than STDs at Arizona State - The USA just took back the Guinness World Record for world's largest firework - Oscar update: They were long and boring - West Virginia is calling for a "Vexit," by stealing hand picked counties from Virginia - An apartment building in Kerala, India had booze running through it's faucets, which is cool, but it was mostly confiscated deadly Indian hooch wine which is not so great Go to http://PredictIt.org/Promo/HardFactor20 to get your first $20 matched on us in the stock market of politics.

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Hard Factor 2/7: FLORIDA MAN FRIDAY!! Monkey Herpes Expert Joins The Show, Bags of Drugs, Taser Breaker Upper, The Geriatric Corner, & The Gators Fight Back Against Pythons Feb 07, 2020

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Barstool Sports Daily News Podcast Support Hard Factor & ‘Pop The Clutch’™ on a Shirt » MERCH: bit.ly/HF-Merch . -------------------- On today's show.....we have an exclusive interview with Dr. Steve Johnson, a tenured professor at the University of Florida in the Dept. of Wildlife Ecology & Conservation. Dr. Johnson joins us to talk about the invasive Rhesus Macaques that are plaguing Silver Springs, Florida. These little bastards have long fangs and are carrying Herpes B, which if transferred to humans can be fatal. Lightning Round: - A woman tases her husband when he asks for a divorce - Two idiots are caught with a shit ton of drugs in the car, which is par for the course in Florida, but how they labeled the bag of drugs has everything shaking their heads. - Gambling with Predicit, be sure to tune into the Live debate show tonight and gamble along with us. Lets make some cash!! - A video of a gator eating a python, has the whole state hopeful that the natural guardian of the Everglades will soon come to the rescue and save its habitat from the slithering bastards. - A 47 year old Florida man killed a 95 year old Florida man because they were dating the same woman, saying it was his life's goal to off the geriatric competitor. Go to 1800Flowers.com --> Radio Button --> Code: HARDFACTOR for your Valentine's Deal Go to PredictIt.org/Promo/HardFactor20 to get your first $20 matched on us in the stock market of politics. We're cashing tickets this election year, come get in on the action! Brought to you by PredictIt, follow the link for $20 free to start your account TODAY - http://bit.ly/2Mcuq0c -------------------- • Follow us on TWITTER • @HardFactorNews: bit.ly/HFTWIT . @HardFactorMark: bit.ly/MarkCats . @HardFactorPat: bit.ly/PatHF . @HardFactorWes: bit.ly/WesTwit . @HardFactorWill: bit.ly/HFwill . Follow us on INSTAGRAM @HardFactorNews: bit.ly/InstagHF . YOUTUBE: bit.ly/HardFactorYT .

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Hard Factor 2/6: Impeachment Acquittal after Odd SOTU, Iowa's a Mess, PETA and Meth-Heads in the SOFT CORNER Feb 06, 2020

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Barstool Sports Daily News Podcast Support Hard Factor & ‘Pop The Clutch’™ on a Shirt » MERCH: bit.ly/HF-Merch . -------------------- On today's episode... - President Trump is acquitted by the Senate in his Impeachment trial, and it may not be the last time we see this during his administration. The guys discuss how it played out after a wild SOTU address the night before, and what the hell Mitt Romney is doing? - PETA is back in the Soft Corner for asking you to call your pet a "companion" instead of a pet, since pet implies ownership and could hurt feelings... - The Coronavirus is spreading quickly in China, and the globe is hoping they can lock it down - The DNC absolutely bungled Iowa; we discuss what's going on there and how it sets things up in New Hampshire for PredcitIt BETTING MARKETS - An insane woman and her meth using friends are in the Soft Corner for creating the house from hell for one little girl - Is a lion cub being raised by a baboon in South Africa a good thing, or a TERRIBLE thing, you decide! Go to 1800Flowers.com --> Radio Button --> Code: HARDFACTOR for your Valentine's Deal Go to PredictIt.org/Promo/HardFactor20 to get your first $20 matched on us in the stock market of politics. We're cashing tickets this election year, come get in on the action! -------------------- • Follow us on TWITTER • @HardFactorNews: bit.ly/HFTWIT . @HardFactorMark: bit.ly/MarkCats . @HardFactorPat: bit.ly/PatHF . @HardFactorWes: bit.ly/WesTwit . @HardFactorWill: bit.ly/HFwill . Follow us on INSTAGRAM @HardFactorNews: bit.ly/InstagHF . YOUTUBE: bit.ly/HardFactorYT .

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