Hapless Heroes

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Episode 16 - The Final Showdown™ Mar 06, 2017

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In this thrilling episode, our heroes continue to fight to confront the Baron. Will he finally meet his end? Will our heroes get any closer to the truth?

Big thanks to Tim @ tabletopaudio.com and the folks at Battlebards for providing the SFX and ambiences used in this episode and every episode beyond!

Thank you all for listening! Write us on Twitter @HaplessHeroes or drop us an e-mail at haplessheroes@gmail.com. You can also leave us a rating or review on iTunes or the podcast service of your choice! We look forward to hearing from you and appreciate your comments and feedback.

Episode 15 - Solid Snake, Eat Your Heart Out Feb 27, 2017

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Today, the gang goes on a stealth mission to infiltrate the Baron's mansion keep armed with their newly crafted tranquilizer poison and some magical invisibility thanks to Kwin. Will they successfully navigate their way to the Baron for a final confrontation? Can Hobblet keep his mouth shut long enough for the plan to work? Find out right now!

Big thanks to Tim @ tabletopaudio.com and the folks at Battlebards for providing the SFX and ambiences used in this episode and every episode beyond!

Thank you all for listening! Write us on Twitter @HaplessHeroes or drop us an e-mail at haplessheroes@gmail.com. You can also leave us a rating or review on iTunes! We look forward to hearing from you and appreciate your comments and feedback.

Episode 14 - Hatching a Plan Feb 20, 2017

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Tonight, the gang faces the Nighthawk and decides on a side to take in the ever-complex power struggle occurring in the Kingdom of Vesh. Ezra sneaks away while Kwin and Perodill perform a reconnaisannce mission to find a way past the Baron's guards to confront him.

Big thanks to Tim @ tabletopaudio.com and the folks at Battlebards for providing the SFX and ambiences used in this episode and every episode beyond! Also, we would like to credit the artist of the Creative Commons track used for the 'convenience store' music:

Artist: Kevin Macleod

Song: Local Forecast - Elevator Music

Licence: The song is permitted for commercial use under license "Attribution 3.0 Unported (CC BY 3.0)"

Full Play Special - A Mysterious Invitation Feb 13, 2017

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In our very first Full Play special, we decided to roll up new level 4 characters to set up some events happening elsewhere in Telduria while we were short a few cast members for this session. Our dear friend John joins us on an adventure filled with mystery, intrigue and a whole lot of messed up stuff.

Big thanks to Tim @ tabletopaudio.com and the folks at Battlebards for providing the SFX and ambiences used in this episode and every episode beyond! Also, we would like to credit the artist of the public domain track used for the casino scene, Big Sandy and His Fly Rite Boys!

Episode 13 - The Nighthawk Cometh Feb 06, 2017

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This week, the gang meets with Baron DiRavencaz of Riverford and are offered a counter-proposition to the bounty on his head. It's now up to them to find the Nighthawk and continue to untangle the web of players in this royal murder mystery extravaganza in order to come to a decision on what side they ultimately need to take. They will quickly find that the further they dig, the more complex this mystery becomes...

As always, thank you all for listening! Write us on Twitter @HaplessHeroes or drop us an e-mail at haplessheroes@gmail.com. You can also leave us a rating or review on iTunes! Finally, if you would like to donate to us to help feed these hungry nerds and keep our equipment up to date, you can visit our patreon page at https://www.patreon.com/haplessheroes. We look forward to hearing from you and appreciate your comments and feedback.

Episode 12 - Burn After Reading Jan 30, 2017

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We're back from our break! In this episode, Francesco resumes his DM duties for our main story and the party decides what to do about the Baron of Riverford. Our heroes travel to Riverford and try to figure out how to arrange a meeting with the Baron while simultaneously trying to subdue Hobblet's attempts to instigate a fight.

Side Arc 01 - The Hapless (Anti)Heroes - Part 4 Jan 09, 2017

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In our finale of Zero's trip through time and space to complete a favor owed to Razi, we find out the Spike's fate as well as see if our (anti)heroes are able to keep the forge from being destroyed. Also, Zero himself is presented with a conundrum that may explain his sudden change of disposition upon returning to the world of Telduria...

Thank you all so much for listening! This will conclude our first side arc as well as mark the beginning of a short 1-2 week release break (as mentioned at the end of the episode) while Francesco is away on his honeymoon! Stay tuned for updates on Twitter if you're following along with our episodes in real-time to keep up to date on when we will be picking up where we left off.

And as always, you can find us on Twitter @HaplessHeroes or drop us an e-mail at haplessheroes@gmail.com. You can also leave us a rating or review on iTunes! We look forward to hearing from you and appreciate your comments and feedback.

Side Arc 01 - The Hapless (Anti)Heroes - Part 3 Jan 02, 2017

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In this next installment of the Hapless (Anti)Heroes, the party finds their way into the volcano where the Obsidian Forge is located. They meet a curious Duergar by the name of Dirk Cragborn and finally confront the terrible Ivan von Hammerstein.

As always, thank you all for listening! Write us on Twitter @HaplessHeroes or drop us an e-mail at haplessheroes@gmail.com. You can also leave us a rating or review on iTunes! We look forward to hearing from you and appreciate your comments and feedback.

Side Arc 01 - The Hapless (Anti)Heroes - Part 2 Dec 26, 2016

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Continuing on our exploration of Zero's extraplanar adventure, our (anti)heroes press on their long journey to the scorched lands of the mountain range of Dun Boradin, the home of the Obsidian Forge. On their way, the party encounters some unwanted visitors during their night's rest...

Episode 11 - Don’t Talk to the Cops Dec 19, 2016

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On this episode of the Hapless Heroes, the gang figures out what to do with the information they came into possession of after raiding the late Mr. Kragar's office. Felix gets a 'bright idea' and the party figures out a better way to hold their team meetings.

Also, this week we decided to change up our intro format to offer a sillier disclaimer as well as a sound byte of the episode to come. Let us know if you like the switch!

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