Hank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventures

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Hank Called In Sick Jan 14, 2021

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Hello Everyone! Unfortunately we're not able to bring you a new episode this week. Hank is sick and unable to record. That said, he's home cuddling his favorite blanky, complaining a lot and drinking vitamin C infused beers. We're sure to be back next week! Hambone!

Episode 300 - Happy New Beer! Jan 07, 2021

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Happy New Year and Happy New Beer everyone! Here's the kick off to season three. Raccoons in Christmas trees, $700 ski pants, resolutions to steer clear of and much much more. Hambone! Jammies! Enjoy!

We Wish You A Merry Fishmas! Dec 17, 2020

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Season 2's finale is a not so extravagant Hank Patterson Holiday Extravaganza! If you're looking for a list of things not to purchase the outdoor human in your life or advice on what to pay for a dog, this is the episode for you. Thanks for a super successful season two! Happy Holidaze! Enjoy.

Episode 234 - Warm Heart Cockles Dec 10, 2020

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Here's a super awesome episode about Kangaroo Island, Pygmy Possums, imitation vanilla, a surprising fact about beavers and the multitude of things Hank's lost in the wilderness. Enjoy!

Episode 333 - A Drumstick In Every Bite Dec 03, 2020

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A man's puppy pulled from the jaws of an alligator, delicious snack crackers, a haystack tarp cover you won't want to miss and an assortment of products you might have forgotten existed. Enjoy!

Episode 232 - Bonked! Nov 19, 2020

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This week Hank & Kevin drone on and on about climbing mountains, missing hook sets, chrome water & tiny flies, how dirty is too dirty when it comes to your truck, losing your pride, a little ditty 'bout Rick and Monica and where to find the silver lining in you outdoor misadventures. Enjoy!

Episode 231 - Yellowstone Fart Chicken Nov 12, 2020

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Before digging into the always controversial topic of "hot spotting" (aka "sharing info. on where you were fishing or hunting") Hank and Kevin chat about how to infuse a whole new flavor into your chicken and the importance of keeping your dog away from your gun. It's a whole lot of nonsense... We promise! Enjoy!

Episode 230 - Stuffed With Ghost Peppers Nov 05, 2020

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Fear Factor delicacies, sugar junky monkey gangs, exotic pet petting zoos and the life cycle of the common fly fisher... This one's a doozy. Enjoy!

Episode 229 - Gored, Golf and Sad Sacks Oct 29, 2020

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This week takes us on a random journey of topics including Hank cancelling his gym membership, another in a long list of why you shouldn't play golf, Shiela's pet deer and a dedication to all the sad sack, unsuccessful hunters and fishers and much much more. Enjoy!

Episode 228 - Harry Potter and The Magic Glow Gun Oct 22, 2020

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Words of wisdom... Will likely not be uttered in this episode. Hank makes friends with a skunk, drowns his phone in the river, considers a lawn mowing career, reminds us all that "it ain't the gears fault" and advises us where you can find the most reliable outdoor gear for your next trip. Enjoy!