Hammered Heroes (And Villains)

Latest Episodes:

Fred "Fuzzy" Thurston (w/ McKenzie Goodwin) Oct 19, 2022

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On this episode of Hammered Heroes, Brendan Fitzgibbons and Sophie Santos discuss the University of Tennessee's Volstarter, the NFL's quarterback injury and emotional injury report, the Carolina Panther's "Going Out of Business Sale," and the Top Ten Reasons Why Amazon's TNF Haven't Been Working. They then dive into former Greenbay Packer left guard and bar owner, Fred "Fuzzy" Thurston who drank ten vodkas to stay warm for the ice bowl with McKenzie Goodwin (Two Dykes and a Mic).

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Harry Caray "Booze, Broads, and Baseball" (w/ Brendan and Sophie) Oct 12, 2022

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On this episode of Hammered Heroes, Brendan Fitzgibbons and Sophie Santos discuss Davante Adams being banned from Worlds of Fun, the new roughing the passer calls, Cheeseheads in London, and Steve Kerr being in the middle of a suckerpunch yet again. They then dive into the broadcasting legend known for coining the phrase, "It might be...it could be... it is! It's a home run! Holy Cow!" and for drinking 300,000 Budweisers in his lifetime, Harry Caray.

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Bill "Spaceman" Lee "Organic Buckwheat Weed Pancakes" (w/ Brendan & Sophie) Oct 05, 2022

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On this episode of Hammered Heroes, Brendan Fitzgibbons and Sophie Santos discuss Shaq vs. Jeff Bezos, Tom Brady's divorce, Amazon's TNF, the Dolphins' "independent doctor," General Booty, the Laker's new slogan, and Albert Pujols passing Babe Ruth. They then dive into lefty and leftist baseball pitcher, known for sprinkling weed on his pancakes, then seeing trees on the mound, oh and also for running for President as part of the Rhinoceros Party, Bill "Spaceman" Lee.

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Dick Trickle "Cigarettes and Reeces Cups" (w/ Brendan and Sophie) Sep 28, 2022

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On this episode of Hammered Heroes, Brendan Fitzgibbons and Sophie Santos discuss the "Butt Punt," Tyreek Hill's thoughts on strong butt cheeks, NFL Week 3's standings, Brendan Thanksgivings, and iPads being thrown yet again. They then dive into legendary short track & NASCAR driver, known for smoking while driving, Dick Trickle. Not to be confused with Rich Bickle, his rival.

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Shots Before the Game "Moderate Sports Fan" (w/ Irene Tu) Sep 21, 2022

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On this episode of Hammered Heroes, Brendan Fitzgibbons and Sophie Santos discuss Mike Evans and Marshon Lattimore's WWE fight, Tyreek Hill's thoughts on wheel barrels, NFL Week 2's insane game endings, and Notre Dame's rotary phone moment. They're then joined by Irene Tu (Netflix is a Joke, Comedy Festival) about the Hennessey boys, Washington Commanders players, Santana Moss, Clinton Portis, and Sean Taylor.

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Kenny "The Snake" Stabler "When Short Shorts Get Shorter" (w/ Rob Huebel) Sep 14, 2022

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On this episode of Hammered Heroes, Brendan Fitzgibbons and Sophie Santos discuss Matt Stafford's acting, Cris Collinsworth's overaction to the Rams, yet another UT quarterback injury, America's "supposed" first family, the Mannings, and a touchdown gender reveal. They're then joined by Rob Huebel (Sex Lives of Colleges Girls, Children's Hospital) about the 1970s "Dukes of Hazards" stud and legendary partier, Raiders quarterback Kenny "the Snake" Stabler.

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Aaron Rodgers “To Trip or Not to Trip” (w/ Myq Kaplan) Sep 07, 2022

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On the second episode of Hammered Heroes, Brendan Fitzgibbons and Sophie Santos discuss College Football Week 1, Jon Gruden being a "Good Person," a surprising addition to the Baltimore Ravens’ injured list, and Mark Zuckerberg’s potential first UFC opponents. Then they dive into four-time MVP bad boy Aaron Rodgers’ not-so-new love for ayahuasca with ayahuasca savant and comedian Myq Kaplan (Tonight Show, Comedy Central). See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bobby Layne "Hero with a Hangover" (w/ Brendan & Sophie) Aug 31, 2022

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On the first episode of Hammered Heroes, Brendan Fitzgibbons and Sophie Santos discuss Tom Brady's mysterious eleven-day absence, Nick Saban being immortal, Aaron Rodgers planning on Percocet, and how Jared “Goff-sauce” slaps. They then dive into the first ever hammered "hero" 1950s "gunslinger," the Detroit Lions quarterback & rapscallion, Bobby Layne.

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Hammered Heroes: Trailer Aug 29, 2022

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Hammered Heroes takes a deep dive look at the best performances by professional athletes while they were drunk, on drugs, or horribly hungover. Each week, comedians Brendan Fitzgibbons and Sophie Santos discuss a game or incident that focuses on an athlete’s mind-blowing performance despite being extremely hammered. Whether it's the Bulls' "Traveling Cocaine Circus," David Wells’ infamous half-drunk perfect game, Wade Boggs' 73-beer binge on a cross-country flight, and Charles Barkley playing drunk after day drinking because…well…I guess you’ll have to listen to find out! We’ll raise a glass to the very best in inebriated athletics. It's Drunk History meets 30 for 30 meets Jackass. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.