Hammered Heroes (And Villains)

Larry Bird "7 Weddin' Cakes and 10 Gallons of Ice Cream" (w/Paul Morrissey) Nov 22, 2023

On this episode, Sophie and Brendan discuss "The Hick from French Lick" Larry Bird. They're joined by comedian, former sportscaster, and Celtics fan Paul Morrissey (David Letterman)! The trio dives into drunk sportscasting and the epic goalpost rescue after the Oklahoma-OSU game. They then discuss the man, the myth, LARRY the legend, Larry Bird. They discuss Larry's greatest trash-talking moments, when he got pissed at Charles Barkley because a white guy was guarding him, the time Bill Walton took Bird and the Celtics to a Grateful Dead show, the Chicago Bulls Cheerleaders attempting to get him wasted before a game, and the time Bird ate seven weddin' cakes and ten gallons of ice cream.

Andre the Giant "3 Bottles of Wine to Feel Something" (w/Liza Treyger) Nov 08, 2023

On this episode, Sophie and Brendan discuss ANDRE THE GIANT. They're joined by side-splitting Chicago-bred comedian and White Sox fan Liza Treyger (The King of Staten Island)! The trio dive into Philip Rivers' 10th white child, Jokic being the first apathetic MVP, and Liza getting kicked out of a White Sox game...before the 3rd inning. They then discuss the man, the myth, the legend, Andre the Giant and his dick, how it'd take him five bottles of wine to get a buzz, when he "quit" drinking and still drank 2-3 bottles at night, his $40,000 bar tab, the time he put a snake in a bottle of liquor and how beer looked like a thimble in his hand. Go, White Sox! Just kidding. Who even says that?

Mickey Mantle "Drunk Breakfast of Champions" (w/Dave Stone) Nov 01, 2023

On this episode, Sophie and Brendan are joined by hilarious comedian and southern boy Dave Stone (Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson)! The trio discusses New York legend, Hall of Famer, and restaurant owner, Mickey "The Mick" Mantle. They dive into Lady Creeps, Mantle's "Breakfast of Champions," the big fight at Copacabana, lighting fireworks in the backseat of a taxi, and more! Catch Dave's new comedy special, "Pack a Lunch" out NOW.

WWE "The Plane Ride From Hell" (w/Andrew Packer) Oct 24, 2023

On this episode, Brendan and Sophie are joined by comedian and star of "Man News," Andrew Packer. The trio discuss "The Plane Ride from Hell," which includes Brock Lesnar as the ultimate villain, several drink carts, a mid-flight fight, ponytail haircuts, and H-Bombs. Oh, and they also cover Aaron Rodgers being the curse of the Jets. Go check out Andrew's new comedy special On Guard on YouTube!

Deion Sanders "The Biggest Sober Partier" (w/Gianmarco Soresi) Oct 10, 2023

On this episode, Sophie and Brendan discuss MR. PRIME TIME, DEION SANDERS. They're joined by hilarious comedian and theater adult Gianmarco Soresi (Late Night with James Corden)! The trio discusses Travis Kelce (Taylor's Version), The Dallas Cowboys' White House. Then they dive into Deoin Sanders' golf cart, many, many, MANY women, and how he's the biggest sober partier ever. Plus, Deion's biggest downfall...this rap career.

Garrincha, Andy Carroll, and Ronaldinho “Drunk Party Claus” (w/ Russell Howard) Oct 02, 2023

On this episode, Sophie and Brendan discuss MANY heroes as in PLURAL. They're joined by the star of the hit show, "The Russell Howard Hour," award-winning comedian, and Liverpool fan, Russell Howard! The trio discusses the culture around drinking and European football, David Beckham's career-long heckle, and how sometimes soccer fandom involves hammers. They then chat about drunk footballers Garrincha, Andy Carroll, Diego Maradona, and Ronaldinho! ENJOY MATES!

Bruiser Brody "His Name was Frank GOODISH?!" (w/ Ashley Ray) May 17, 2023

On this episode, Brendan and Sophie are joined by Bruiser Brody's #1 fan Ashley Ray (TV I Say with Ashley Ray). They dive into one of the most beloved wrestlers who left us too soon. They cover King Kong's bleeding tactics, how he was wrestler fluid, and his sketchy bathroom murder. They also discuss how he's Ashley's dream man. It's all hereeee!

Babe Ruth "Chewing Tobacco at the Chill Age of Five" (w/ Erica Tamposi) May 09, 2023

On this episode, Brendan and Sophie are joined by Erica Tamposi (host of the Broadcast Podcast and host for the Los Angeles Rams, and former host of the NFL network's Fantasy League One show)! They discuss HOF, seven-time World Series champ, and glizzy lover, BABE RUTH. The discuss whether or not he chewed tobacco at age five, the time The Yankees hired a secret detective to spy on him, and (should we say it?), The CURSE of the Bambino. Plus, the time The White Sox tried to get him obliterated on punch, and the next day he ended up hitting two home runs.

Kazushi Sakuraba "Johnny Cash Entrance" (w/ Chris Gerthard) May 02, 2023

On this episode, Brendan and Sophie are joined by the legendary comedian and low-key MMA expert Chris Gethard (host of the Beautiful/Anonymous Podcast). They dive into equally legendary Kazushi Sakuraba, who's known for his submission techniques (hot). They discuss Sakuraba's unorthodox moves like cartwheels, his incredible dad bod, and chainsmoking and drinking up until the right starts. They also discuss if Sakuraba is the AND1 of fighting and his 90-minute battle with Gracie Hunter. Let's go!

Bill "Spaceman" Lee "Take Your Rearview Mirrors Off and Never Look Back" (w/ Ben Lyons) Apr 26, 2023

On this episode, Brendan and Sophie are joined by sports fanatic Ben Lyons, co-host of the Apple+ show “Bonjour Sports Talk, co-executive producer of the new sports talk show for Amazon, "PRIME VIDEO SPORTS TALK," and EP of "SPACEMAN" starring Josh Duhamel. They dive into, the man, the myth, the legend, Bill "Spaceman" Lee. But first, they discuss two men who were accused of stuffing fish with weights to win a fishing tournament. They cover Spaceman's post-Spaceman career and discuss Jimmy G. Buckets. As well as what it's like being the son of Boston Redsox superfan Jeffrey Lyons.

Mike Ditka "Cigars & Heart Attacks" Part 2 (w/ Dan Pashman) Apr 17, 2023

On this episode, Brendan and Sophie are joined by the hilarious Dan Pashman, host of "The Sportful" podcast, to dive into part two of their series on Da Coach himself, the legendary "Iron" Mike Ditka. But first, they dissect the Italian baseball putting an espresso machine in the dugout. They then talk all things Ditka including the time Bears fans harassed state troopers for giving Da Coach a DUI, the other time Iron Mike passed drunk in his plate of pasta during the Bears Super Bowl ring presentation, and the time he uncontrollably farted on live TV.

Mike Ditka "Take Me Out to the Drunk Ballgame" Part 1 (w/ Brendan & Sophie) Mar 01, 2023

On this episode, Brendan and Sophie dive into Da Coach himself, the legendary "Iron" Mike Ditka. But first, they dissect the Honorary Hammered Hero of the week, a heroic 6-year-old who ordered $1,000 worth of GrubHub off this dad's phone. Then they get into Coach Dikta's wild antics, including the time he chuckled a football at a player during a game, his epic tirades against the media, his hilarious feud with his own QB, Jim McMahon, and his tone deaf performance in arguable the worst rendition of "Take Me Out to the Ballgame" of all time.

Wade Boggs "107-Beers on a Cross-Country Flight" (w/ Brendan & Sophie) Feb 22, 2023

On this episode, Brendan and Sophie discusses one of the greatest and hammered-est heroes of all time, Wade Boggs, the legendary third basemen for the Red Sox and Yankees. First, the duo discusses honorary hammered heroes scientists who swallowed Legos for science. They then dive into Boggs, and recap his wild superstitions, hallow leg, impeccable acting career, and whether or not he really had 107 beers on a flight from NYC to LA.

Aaron Rodgers "Applied Medicine or Tripping Ballz?" (w/ Brendan & Sophie) Feb 15, 2023

On this episode, our duo discusses an absolute GOAT honorary hammered hero, the ADULT coach who impersonated a 13-year-old in a JV basketball game. They then dive into the mystical, spiritual, and haircut antics of legendary Packers QB, Aaron Rodgers, the ayahuasca spokesman/Pat Mcafee Show series regular. And they get to the bottom of whether or not ayahuasca made Aaron Rodgers suck this year.

Joe Namath "Drunk Off Broadway" Part 2 (w/ Brendan & Sophie) Feb 08, 2023

On this episode, Brendan and Sophie discuss Part II of their epic deep dive on the legendary QB of New York Jets, "Broadway" Joe Namath. The two breakdown Joe's boozy New York nights, including an intervention by his teammates begging him TO DRINK, his well-documented love of the ladies, his heroic Super Bowl prediction come true in Super Bowl III, his porn-like TV commercials, and notorious incident of him being drunk on-camera with Suzy Kolber.

Joe Namath "Drunk Off Broadway" Part 1 (w/ Brendan & Sophie) Feb 01, 2023

On this episode, Brendan and Sophie discuss the "rigged" refereeing in the AFC title game, the "whereas" fallout from the Cincinnati's Mayor's horrible pre-game trash talk, the 49ers using their 19th string QB, the impending hostile Eagles fan takeover of the entire coast, and Lebron James' worst acting since "Space Jam 2." They then dive into the incredible exploits of all-time hammered hero, the legendary, Joe Namath.

Everybody Hates Urban Meyer (w/ Brendan and Sophie) Jan 25, 2023

On this episode, Brendan and Sophie discuss a glorious weekend of NFL playoff football, Patrick Mahomes playing on one ankle, why Daniel Jones is NOT the moment, Josh Allen's tears turning into snowflakes, and Shannon Sharpe trying to fight half the Memphis Grizzles. They then dive into all-time hammered villain, disgraced coach, and embattled sweater vest spokesman, owner of the steakhouse URBAN CHOPHOUSE, Urban Meyer. Oh, and they're also wearing BIG HATS. Thanks, NOGGIN BOSS.

Conor McGregor "Hissing in Mirrors" (w/ Jason Cheny) Jan 18, 2023

On this episode, our duo discusses the NFL playoffs, Skylar Thompson's sense of time, Daniel Jones being "the moment," Trevor Lawrence's appearance at Waffle House, and the Brock Purdy story. They then dive into UFC Champion, Irishman, bloke, and former scotch owner Conor McGregor with Jason Cheny (Comedy Cellar).

Lawrence Taylor "Sacks and Crack" (w/ Brendan and Sophie) Jan 11, 2023

On this episode, Brendan and Sophie discuss NFL playoff predictions, the Chief's epic play, Joe Burrow being King of the North, and Damar Hamlin's road to recovery. They then dive into 2X Super Bowl Champion, cocaine enthusiast, defensive maniac, and Dancing with the Stars contestant, Lawrence Taylor.

Best of 2022 - John Daly, David Wells, and Kenny "The Snake" Stabler (w/ Rob Huebel) Jan 04, 2023

On this episode of Hammered Heroes (And Villians), Sophie and Brendan explain why Derek Carr is really not good here. They recap the first-ever actual good college football playoffs and give their very impassioned speech about the Damar Hamlin tragedy. They then dive into their FIRST "best of" episode, going back into the vault to discuss John Daly, David Wells, and Kenny "The Snake" Stabler with Rob Huebel.

Rodman The Red-nosed Reindeer Christmas Special: Part 2 (w/ Brendan and Sophie) Dec 27, 2022

On this episode of Hammered Heroes (And Villians), the duo dive into notorious bad boy and five-time NBA Champion Dennis Rodman, who gets a two-part Christmas Special thanks to his legendary hammered lifestyle! They discuss how he stayed out all night before Game 6 in the 1996 Finals versus the Sonics, breaking his dick three times, casually drinking with Putin and other very bad bros, mythological Rodman stories, and Sophie treats the pod to a tell-all about the time she drank with Leonardo Dicaprio. Yes, she was under 25.

Rodman The Red-nosed Reindeer Christmas Special: Part 1 (w/ Brendan and Sophie) Dec 21, 2022

On this episode of Hammered Heroes (And Villians), the duo discuss Argentina winning the World Cup, the NBA fining the Nets and Heat for benching their players, oh, and Anthony Davis being OUT again.

They then dive into bad boy and five-time NBA Champion, Dennis Rodman, who gets a two-part Christmas Special thanks to his legendary hammered lifestyle! They discuss his epic 48-hour trip in Vegas, disappearing in North Korea, and then a second secret Vegas trip.

Magico Gonzalez "Sleep Butlers" (w/ Brendan and Sophie) Dec 14, 2022

On this episode of Hammered Heroes (And Villians), the duo gives their thoughts about the World Cup from two dumb Americans, insane Fantasy Football comments, Anthony Davis being OUT again, and the Qatar singing street marshalls. They then dive into Cadíz's football star, Magico Gonzalez, aka "The Magical One," who, despite being the next Diego Maradona, was known for sleeping through just about anything, including his career.

Nick Diaz "We're Entering the Transfer Portal" (w/ Brendan and Sophie) Dec 07, 2022

On this episode of Hammered Heroes (And Villains), Brendan Fitzgibbons and Sophie Santos discuss how every college football athlete is entering the transfer portal, which prompts the gang to peel back the layers on this mysterious "transfer portal." What is the "portal?" Is it controlled by the Illuminati and Saban? Is there a gothic choir of Mascots humming softly? Is Will Byers from Stranger Things stuck there? There are just SO MANY QUESTIONS.

They also discuss the ongoing KD and Chuck Barkley drama, now deemed #ChuckBeef. And how the USA really needs to let Europe just have some things...like soccer.

They then do a deep dive into UFC fighter Nick Diaz who performed the "Gogoplata" technique while being baked out of his mind. And yes, we think Gogoplata might be a vegan pudding. It's all here on Hammered Heroes (And Villains)!

Diego Maradona "Cocaine Butlers" (w/ Sean Patton) Nov 30, 2022

On this episode of Hammered Heroes (And Villains), Brendan Fitzgibbons and Sophie Santos discuss how the Bills are still crying, the Telemundo announcer screaming, "GOOOOAAAALLLLLLL!" the malnourished Jaguars' mascot, and BIG hats. They then do a deep dive with the legendary Sean Patton about Diego Maradona, who snorted cocaine after shooting a game-winning goal in 1986 and discuss Sean's upcoming special Number One on Peacock.

Qatar's Beergate "Bud Zero is a Zero" (w/ Brendan and Sophie) Nov 23, 2022

On this episode of Hammered Heroes (And Villains), Brendan Fitzgibbons and Sophie Santos discuss how the Bills might convince the NFL to go in-office for three days only, Pippen Jr. and Jordan Jr.'s love affair being the new West Side Story, and pod's new name change. They then do a deep dive to discuss the #beergate in Qatar and how Bud Zero is finally in the spotlight.

John Daly "Dunkin Donuts and Trimspa" (w/ Brendan and Sophie) Nov 16, 2022

On this episode of Hammered Heroes, Brendan Fitzgibbons and Sophie Santos go on the rant to end all rants about Josh Allen crying after throwing an interception. They're also joined by two German announcers from the Bucs / Seahawks game in Munich. And write a "Friends" ending to the relationship between Davonte Adams and Aaron Rogers. They then do a deep dive to discuss legendary golfer and musician John Daly who has been quoted saying he "plays better drunk," and who one time, hit a drive so hard he killed some wildlife.

Charles Barkley "Wild Turkey Breakfast Smoothies" (w/ Paul Scheer) Nov 09, 2022

On this episode of Hammered Heroes, Brendan and Sophie are joined by the hilarious Paul Scheer of The League and How Did This Get Made? The three pals discuss Steve Nash's Firing, Kyrie Irving's non-apology apology, the Washington Commanders ticket shenanigans, and the most toxic organizations in sports. They then do a deep dive to discuss actual royalty, Sir Charles Barkley, and his infamous game with the 76ers where he played blackout drunk because he thought he was being traded to the Lakers.

David Wells "The Perfect Game with Beanie Babies and Monster Breath" (w/ Brendan and Sophie) Nov 01, 2022

On this episode of Hammered Heroes, Brendan Fitzgibbons and Sophie Santos discuss Russell Wilson's possible airplane workout, the Lakers 0-5 implosion, and check on the impending collapse of the economy via the World Series. They then dive into the legendary New York Yankees pitcher, David Wells, who pitched a perfect game half drunk after staying out too late at a Saturday Night Live afterparty.

The 2008 World Series Phillies "Older Than Bread" (w/ Brendan and Sophie) Oct 25, 2022

On this episode of Hammered Heroes, Brendan Fitzgibbons and Sophie Santos discuss Tom Brady losing to the Panthers, Aaron Rodgers's bathrobe press conference, the Giants being the C-SPAN of the NFL, The Top Six Places Russ Westbrook Will Be Traded To, and the first honorary hammered hero. They then dive into the 2008 Phillies, who after winning the World Series, threw a party for the entire town.

Fred "Fuzzy" Thurston (w/ McKenzie Goodwin) Oct 19, 2022

On this episode of Hammered Heroes, Brendan Fitzgibbons and Sophie Santos discuss the University of Tennessee's Volstarter, the NFL's quarterback injury and emotional injury report, the Carolina Panther's "Going Out of Business Sale," and the Top Ten Reasons Why Amazon's TNF Haven't Been Working. They then dive into former Greenbay Packer left guard and bar owner, Fred "Fuzzy" Thurston who drank ten vodkas to stay warm for the ice bowl with McKenzie Goodwin (Two Dykes and a Mic).

Harry Caray "Booze, Broads, and Baseball" (w/ Brendan and Sophie) Oct 12, 2022

On this episode of Hammered Heroes, Brendan Fitzgibbons and Sophie Santos discuss Davante Adams being banned from Worlds of Fun, the new roughing the passer calls, Cheeseheads in London, and Steve Kerr being in the middle of a suckerpunch yet again. They then dive into the broadcasting legend known for coining the phrase, "It might be...it could be... it is! It's a home run! Holy Cow!" and for drinking 300,000 Budweisers in his lifetime, Harry Caray.

Bill "Spaceman" Lee "Organic Buckwheat Weed Pancakes" (w/ Brendan & Sophie) Oct 05, 2022

On this episode of Hammered Heroes, Brendan Fitzgibbons and Sophie Santos discuss Shaq vs. Jeff Bezos, Tom Brady's divorce, Amazon's TNF, the Dolphins' "independent doctor," General Booty, the Laker's new slogan, and Albert Pujols passing Babe Ruth. They then dive into lefty and leftist baseball pitcher, known for sprinkling weed on his pancakes, then seeing trees on the mound, oh and also for running for President as part of the Rhinoceros Party, Bill "Spaceman" Lee.

Dick Trickle "Cigarettes and Reeces Cups" (w/ Brendan and Sophie) Sep 27, 2022

On this episode of Hammered Heroes, Brendan Fitzgibbons and Sophie Santos discuss the "Butt Punt," Tyreek Hill's thoughts on strong butt cheeks, NFL Week 3's standings, Brendan Thanksgivings, and iPads being thrown yet again. They then dive into legendary short track & NASCAR driver, known for smoking while driving, Dick Trickle. Not to be confused with Rich Bickle, his rival.

Shots Before the Game "Moderate Sports Fan" (w/ Irene Tu) Sep 20, 2022

On this episode of Hammered Heroes, Brendan Fitzgibbons and Sophie Santos discuss Mike Evans and Marshon Lattimore's WWE fight, Tyreek Hill's thoughts on wheel barrels, NFL Week 2's insane game endings, and Notre Dame's rotary phone moment. They're then joined by Irene Tu (Netflix is a Joke, Comedy Festival) about the Hennessey boys, Washington Commanders players, Santana Moss, Clinton Portis, and Sean Taylor.

Kenny "The Snake" Stabler "When Short Shorts Get Shorter" (w/ Rob Huebel) Sep 13, 2022

On this episode of Hammered Heroes, Brendan Fitzgibbons and Sophie Santos discuss Matt Stafford's acting, Cris Collinsworth's overaction to the Rams, yet another UT quarterback injury, America's "supposed" first family, the Mannings, and a touchdown gender reveal. They're then joined by Rob Huebel (Sex Lives of Colleges Girls, Children's Hospital) about the 1970s "Dukes of Hazards" stud and legendary partier, Raiders quarterback Kenny "the Snake" Stabler.

Aaron Rodgers “To Trip or Not to Trip” (w/ Myq Kaplan) Sep 06, 2022

On the second episode of Hammered Heroes, Brendan Fitzgibbons and Sophie Santos discuss College Football Week 1, Jon Gruden being a "Good Person," a surprising addition to the Baltimore Ravens’ injured list, and Mark Zuckerberg’s potential first UFC opponents. Then they dive into four-time MVP bad boy Aaron Rodgers’ not-so-new love for ayahuasca with ayahuasca savant and comedian Myq Kaplan (Tonight Show, Comedy Central).

Bobby Layne "Hero with a Hangover" (w/ Brendan & Sophie) Aug 30, 2022

On the first episode of Hammered Heroes, Brendan Fitzgibbons and Sophie Santos discuss Tom Brady's mysterious eleven-day absence, Nick Saban being immortal, Aaron Rodgers planning on Percocet, and how Jared “Goff-sauce” slaps. They then dive into the first ever hammered "hero" 1950s "gunslinger," the Detroit Lions quarterback & rapscallion, Bobby Layne.

Hammered Heroes: Trailer Aug 29, 2022

Hammered Heroes takes a deep dive look at the best performances by professional athletes while they were drunk, on drugs, or horribly hungover. Each week, comedians Brendan Fitzgibbons and Sophie Santos discuss a game or incident that focuses on an athlete’s mind-blowing performance despite being extremely hammered. Whether it's the Bulls' "Traveling Cocaine Circus," David Wells’ infamous half-drunk perfect game, Wade Boggs' 73-beer binge on a cross-country flight, and Charles Barkley playing drunk after day drinking because…well…I guess you’ll have to listen to find out! We’ll raise a glass to the very best in inebriated athletics. It's Drunk History meets 30 for 30 meets Jackass.

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