Grant Random Reports The News

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Episode 10 Features An Urgent Health Alert About Male Genitalia Feb 18, 2024

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On this 10th episode, you'll hear stories about a pastor dealing meth, people having sex on top of a moving subway train, and a woman who woke up just before being cremated.

This Ninth Episode Is Not Going To Listen To Itself Feb 10, 2024

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On this episode of Grant Random Reports The News, you’ll hear about a gooch, some unemployed robots, and a shocking discovery about the new Apple Vision Pro.

(Insert Catchy Title For Episode 8 Here) Feb 03, 2024

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On this eighth episode, you'll hear stories about scrotums, macaques, and a diaper spa for adults. By the way, be sure to subscribe to this podcast if you haven't already. Also rate it and leave reviews if possible and tell your friends about it. And connect @GrantRandom on Instagram among other places. Finally, thank you for your interest in this podcast. It demonstrates that you are intelligent, have an extraordinary sense of humor, and are probably very skilled in the bedroom.

A Sick Anchor Cannot Stop This Seventh Episode From Happening Jan 27, 2024

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On this seventh episode of the world's foremost politics-free comedic newscast presented by an idiot radio host, you'll hear about the state of Alabama screwing up again, a man getting thrown off of a plane for farting, and how the podcast host is sick but did the episode anyway, because he's totally committed to you.

This Sixth Episode Should Not Be Listened To While Eating Jan 19, 2024

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On this sixth episode, you'll hear stories about man boobs, dog piss, and cannibalism.

This Fifth Episode Just Might Change Your Life...Or Not Jan 12, 2024

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This episode features stories about robots, dildos, and a ring made out of pubes.

This Fourth Episode Is Golden Jan 05, 2024

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This fourth episode of this podcast and first of 2024 brings you news about AI girlfriends, a perverted owl, and a golden shower gone horribly wrong.

The Not-Quite Comprehensive 2023 Year In Review Dec 29, 2023

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Although this is just the third episode of our podcast, we have decided to present the 2023 year in review. In this recap, we will cover a variety of topics not being reported on by other news outlets, including pornography, extraterrestrials, animal feces, and more!

This Second Episode Might Leave Some People Scarred Dec 22, 2023

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The second episode of Grant Random Reports The News features stories about winter vagina, a stolen Waffle House tattoo, and a new way to live out your sexual fantasies involving Santa Claus.

The First Episode of Many Unless Something Bad Happens Dec 15, 2023

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This inaugural episode of Grant Random Reports The News features stories about a theme park feces problem, an insect with unusual genitals, and a man who was caught making love to a dead guy's sex doll.