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Goop Yourself — Comedy
Goop Yourself

Bryan Rucker & Aggie Hewitt love and hate Gwyneth Paltrow’s lifestyle brand Goop.

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Ep. 22: Vegan Racists and Snowy Places Feb 10, 2017

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After Gwyneth's political rant last week, she retreats to the snowy cocoon of Park City and white privilege. Bryan and Aggie loathe the concept behind 'Thug Kitchen,' but they'd still try their cocktails. And will Valentine's day never end? Not until Goop dives into the psychological astrology of long term relationships and tries to convince us avocados are aphrodisiacs - because of their shape (an oval with a hole in it) and texture (gooey baby shit.) Whatever floats your boat GP.

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Ep. 21: Liberals and Lingerie Feb 03, 2017

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Gwyneth finally gets WOKE in a strongly worded letter about diversity and inclusion, and Bryan and Aggie have very different takes. She continues her foray into radical feminism by burning her bras (because she's sad about an ex-boyfriend.) Oh well, small steps. We also learn how to layer in winter and plan our own deaths.

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Ep. 20: Iodine and Valentines Jan 27, 2017

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Valentine's Day comes earlier and earlier every year, so get ready for bunny ears, feather dusters, and a million types of body oil. After Bryan and Aggie finish vomiting, they talk about Danielle Steel books, tattoo removal, and what a Medical Medium really does. Meanwhile, Gwyneth continues her Red State listening tour by going to Milwaukee, Philly, and Memphis.

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Ep. 19: Sage Protections and Yeast Infections Jan 22, 2017

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This week, Aggie and Bryan learn what smudging is and get really excited about it. They also find out that everyone is full of toxic yeast caused by being fat slobs, and debate the merits of buying foam rollers, trampolines, and floral tinctures that help with self-esteem and baby making. Plus, is Gwyneth trying to sabatoge the podcast by not delivering the Monday newsletter to Aggie?? Probably not.

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Ep. 18: Hallucinogens and Honeymoons Jan 16, 2017

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On this honeymoon edition of Goop Yourself, Bryan and Aggie discuss eggs that go in your yoni, extreme hallucinogens, and the mysterious lack of Hawaiian locations on G. Spotting.

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Ep. 17: New Years Detox Extravaganza! Jan 06, 2017

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It's a brand new year, and if you're a Goophead you know what that means: self-flagellation and restrictive dieting!!! Aggie and Bryan discuss lattes that aren't lattes, mystical orbs you can buy at Staples, and what to do with all that miso clogging up your fridge. Plus, everyone has parasites!

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Ep. 16: Dutch Babies and Deodorant Dec 31, 2016

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On the final Goop Yourself of the year, Bryan and Aggie discuss the stupidity of cooking with children, makeup artists who ride the bus, and shamen who've died and come back to life. They're also fully on Team Jean. Happy New Year!

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Ep. 15: Kegel Application and Toxic Lubrication Dec 23, 2016

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On this very special Goop Yourself, Aggie and Bryan reexamine Gwyneth's infamous sex issue from earlier this year. We talk female orgasms, pelvic floor exercises, golden dildos and Bernie Sanders. May your holidays be goopy and bright!!

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Ep. 14: Climate Change & Cannabis Dec 16, 2016

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On this gloomy Goop Yourself, Aggie wants to maybe try pot again, and Bryan definitely wants to get a room at the Ritz in Paris. Gwyneth puts as much effort into Volume 2 of 'this & that' as the new administration is going to put into combatting climate change.

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Ep. 13: Horny Gwyneth Hungry Gwyneth Dec 09, 2016

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Aggie and Bryan are joined by special guest Michelle Markowitz to discuss Gwyneth's love for terrible tacos, holiday outfits, and sex sex sex. Also, we report back from our journey to the Brentwood Country Mart where we finally smelled "THE CANDLE."

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