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Latest Episodes:

Psychopathic Chickens (Feat. John Shin) Nov 14, 2024

On this episode of GoalLess… Russell and Witty dive into the David Coote scandal, Gary Lineker leaving Match of the Day, and play a game with some hilarious Brazilian names. Plus, John Shin joins us to talk about Ruben Amorim, Manchester United, Victor Gyokeres, and, obviously, John Denver.

BONUS EPISODE: Nice That He Likes Milner (Feat. Maurice Edu) Nov 11, 2024

On this episode of GoalLess… Witty and Russell take a trip down memory lane with some super slip-ups. Mo Edu joins to talk about the USMNT, Champions League, and Inter Miami's shock playoff elimination. Plus, Mike Ryan Ruiz basks in the glory of his winning superdogs.

The Hero of San Siro Nov 07, 2024

On this episode of GoalLess… Russell and Witty are joined by former Liverpool great (and current Paramount+ great) Jamie Carragher. Plus, we dive into all of this week’s champions league action, including a couple of losses for European GIANTS and some strange referee moments.

BONUS EPISODE: I Want to Hang Out with Drunk Jurgen Nov 04, 2024

On this bonus episode of GoalLess… Maradona vs Grealish, our weekend recap, fantasy friendball, and Mike Ryan’s best bets.

America’s Got Mourinho’s (Feat. Rory Scovel) Oct 31, 2024

On this episode of GoalLess… Erik ten Hag, Jose Mourinho, Antonio Conte and uhhh, Rudy Giuliani? Plus, we’re joined by comedian Rory Scovel to talk about his college soccer career, pump up speeches, and just how far soccer has come in America.

BONUS EPISODE: A Proper West County English Urchin Oct 28, 2024

On this bonus episode of GoalLess… Witty brings the heat with a diss track for Erik ten Hag, recaps the biggest games of the weekend, and Russell presents his 3 favorite all-time heckles!

Antonio Rudiger Could Knock Out a Bull (Feat. Joe Mande) Oct 24, 2024

On this episode of GoalLess… a wild week of Champions League including an incredible game between Real Madrid and Dortmund. Emmy Award winner Joe Mande joins us, plus a goalkeeper boo’d at Anfield, and… pain pigs? All that and more. Tap in!

BONUS EPISODE: Light A Candle For Retegui (Feat. Mike Ryan Ruiz) Oct 21, 2024

On this bonus episode of GoalLess… The Champions League is back after a 3 week hiatus, Russell and Witty turn on the trade machine, and Mike Ryan Ruiz stops by to give his best bets of the week.

If You Force Me To Linger, I'll Eat A Pork Finger Oct 18, 2024

On this episode of GoalLess… Waiting sausages, The US and England have new managers in Mauricio Pochettino and Thomas Tuchel, VAR, and our favorite all time celebrations.

Bonus Episode: The Dutch Are So Liberal, Aren't They? (Feat. Aly Trost Martin) Oct 14, 2024

On this bonus episode of GoalLess...Russell and Witty go head to head sorting unusual player names from European beers and Witty assesses the Champions League so far with the lovely Aly Trost Martin from The Golazo Network.

They’re Tickling My Tchaikovsky Oct 10, 2024

On this episode of GoalLess… Jurgen Klopp has a new job, a stunning double handball, a new addition to announcing teams, great moments in commentating history, and we solve the too many games issue.

Bonus Episode: Hammer and Tongs Oct 07, 2024

On this bonus episode of GoalLess... A (very) sad Celtic fan, Mike Ryan's best bets, soccersplain part II, and much more

The Aura (feat. Gareth Reynolds) Oct 03, 2024

On today’s GoalLess… All the news from a busy Champions League week, Aston Villa fan Gareth Reynolds joins to talk about their historic win over Bayern Munich, Russell explores the similarities between Canadian soccer fans and drug users, Celtic needs to learn how to parallel park, Arne Slot’s perfectly Dutch answer, a WILD miss, and much much more.

Bonus Episode: The Corridor of Uncertainty Sep 30, 2024

On this bonus episode of GoalLess… Russell teaches us some Britishisms, Witty takes us through the biggest games of the weekend, and we look ahead to the biggest games of the week with Mike Ryan Ruiz. Plus, Russell has recognized a new trait in Pep Guardiola.

Lord Panic (feat. Sam Lee) Sep 26, 2024

On this episode of GoalLess… The Man City - Arsenal rivalry, Rodri’s injury, a barefoot Matthew McConaughey, and Sam Lee from The Athletic joins.

Bonus Episode: The Biggest Tie of the Season Sep 23, 2024

On this episode of GoalLess... The huge Manchester City - Arsenal game, Milan Derby, and Bayern stays hot. Plus Mike Ryan Ruiz joins us to talk about Pochettino, Pulisic, and his love of boring soccer.

GoalLess Champions League Debut Sep 20, 2024

The Champions League is back!!! In the inaugural week of both GoalLess and the 2024-25 Champions League season, Russell and Witty bounce around Europe, talk pathetic injuries, Joachim Low’s smelly fingers, the Man City trial, and plenty more!

YOUR NEW FAVORITE SOCCER SHOW: GoalLess with Russell Howard and Chris Wittyngham Sep 15, 2024

GoalLess with Russell Howard and Chris Wittyngham is a podcast that highlights the passion, personalities, and pitch drama that make soccer beautiful ... and hilarious. Each week, the hosts kick around the biggest stories from The Champions League, featuring analysis, laughs, and great guests. What's the goal? You tell us! Brought to you by SmartLess Media, Meadowlark, with Paramount+

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