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Vanderpump Rules S2 E8 Recap: Kristen Doute: The Original Traitor Mar 21, 2025

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In this week’s reality gab, The Valley trailer is OUT and Kate and Carolyn could not be more excited to talk about it.

Then the girls recap Season 2, Episode 8 of Vanderpump Rules, titled 'Sherlock Stassie.' Join them as the rumors about Kristen and Jax reach a boiling point—will FBI Agent Schroeder finally crack the case, or have the culprits managed to outsmart her once again? Don’t ask Lisa - she’s too busy hiring secret bloggers to spy on her staff.

Vanderpump Rules S2 E7 Recap: “My Own Boyfriend Is Sticking Up For The Wh*re In There!” Mar 13, 2025

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In this week’s Reality Gab, Kate starts The Real Housewives of New Jersey and has some things to say about it!

Then the girls recap Season 2, Episode 7 of Vanderpump Rules: “Addiction.” Who knew sex addiction was a thing? Not Jax! Who is ready for Scheana to give a lap dance to Peter at his 30th birthday? Not Katie! Who is shocked to hear the rumor that Kristen slept with Jax? Not NOT Kristen!

Vanderpump Rules S2 E6 Recap: Jax Is No Angel Mar 06, 2025

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In this week’s Reality Gab, Kate and Carolyn discuss the latest Jax Taylor reveal, get up-to-date on all the JT/Venita drama from Southern Charm, give their thoughts on Southern Hospitality (spoiler alert: we love it!) and discuss what we think happened after that crazy cliffhanger on The Traitors!

Then the girls recap Season 2, Episode 6 of Vanderpump Rules: “Lisa’s Angels.” And these angels are sent straight from above to this year’s Sur Gay Pride Parade float! And don’t worry, there are about as many messy plotlines atop that thing as there are feathers atop Stassi’s “floozy” headdress. Jax banged a ballerina - and he CANNOT wait to tell you about it. Stassi is not happy about Jax bragging about banging a ballerina - and she CANNOT wait to tell you about it. Scheana is performing her latest pop song 88 times, and everyone CAN wait for her to sing about it. Back at Sur, Kristen is professionally holding down the fort - aka, confronting Ariana about some suspicious texts from Tom. Who will break down first? (Clue - it’s Kristen.)

Vanderpump Rules S2 E5 Recap: Health Scares and HR Violations Feb 27, 2025

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This Week’s Reality Gab: This week Kate and Carolyn catch up on the latest reality tea, including the surprising connection between this season’s White Lotus and Southern Charm, the latest Southern Charm Shep Rose drama with Sienna’s surprising side to the story, Summer House’s current season so far with hot takes on Jesse & Lexi, Ciara & West, and Lindsay & Carl, and the shocking rumors floating around about Danielle’s unfair traitor-behavior on The Traitors.

Vanderpump Rules Rewatch: Then they recap season 2, episode 5 of Vanderpump Rules: “Surlesque.” Party tip: If it’s your husband’s birthday, and you own a restaurant together, why not dress down your twenty-something employees to perform a burlesque show for him!? Life tip: If you have a health concern, why not tell everyone you have cancer before doctors have taken X-rays!? Relationship tip: If you have an ex-boyfriend who thinks he has cancer, why not yell at him about his “f’n” sweater line!? All of this advice free to you from this week’s episode of Girls Unscripted’s VPR Rewatch.

Vanderpump Rules S2 E4 Recap: Smarter, Cooler, and Prettier Than You. Feb 20, 2025

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Carolyn and Kate talk through season 2, episode 4 of Vanderpump Rules: “Rumors.” Or as they like to call it: “Ariana’s Grand Entrance” or “The One Where Jax Reveals Who Everyone Else Has Slept With.” Follow along as Kristen’s biggest nightmare becomes a reality, Ariana’s braid claims main character energy, and Tom Sandoval flirts like a schoolboy with his new co-worker - the girl he’s cheating on his girlfriend with.

Vanderpump Rules S2 E3 Recap: Pierce The Arrowhead Feb 14, 2025

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Paige DeSorbo has moved on from Craig Conover, Bravo picked up cameras to film their breakup, and West Wilson comes after Girls Unscripted for suggesting his association with Brianna Chickenfry (only for him to then confirm it days later)! Kate and Carolyn spill some of the latest reality tea.

Then they recap season 2, episode 3 of Vanderpump Rules: “Only the Lonely,” taking place in the scenic mountains of Lake Arrowhead, whose beauty can only be outdone by Stassi’s signature on Jax’s bicep. Can this “group of friends” cohabitate peacefully at Stassi’s mom’s lakehouse? Spoiler alert: Absolutely fucking not. Do we know who has cheated on whom by this point, creating an even JUICIER episode? Literal spoiler alert: Yes.

Vanderpump Rules S2 E2 RECAP - Two Tattoo’s Don’t Make A Right Feb 06, 2025

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Paige Desorbo has broken her silence on her break up with Craig! West Wilson was spotted with Brianna Chickenfry! The new season of The Challenge All Stars Rivals has finally begun! Kate and Carolyn had no choice BUT to start off this episode gabbing about the latest reality tea!

Then they return to 2013 to recap season 2, episode 2 of Vanderpump Rules: “Branded.” Ever thought of tattooing your ex’s name onto your arm? Jax has! Ever thought of yelling at your boss for hiring someone else to do the job you refused to do? Stassi has! Ever ran alongside a white pickup truck to get shots of Jax Taylor and Stassi Schroeder screaming down the streets of West Hollywood? The Vanderpump Rules production crew has! So grab your popcorn and your running shoes for this week’s episode of Girls Unscripted!

Vanderpump Rules S2 E1 Recap - You Can’t Handle The Tooth! Jan 30, 2025

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This week, listen as Carolyn and Kate take you back to the summer of 2013. Think: clunky jewelry, under-the-eye eyeliner, and Tom Sandoval cheating on Kristen with a bottle girl in Vegas. That’s right - welcome back to old Vanderpump Rules recaps, season two! Follow along this first episode as Scheana loses teeth, Kristen loses her mind, and Jax refuses to lose Stassi. But don’t feel too bad for Scheana - it’s her birthday! Just be sure not to take a smoke break and trash her during her party… you might get thrown out or find yourself in a spontaneous fight with her boyfriend. But wait, is Shay crying??

Real Housewives of Salt Lake and New York Finale Breakdown! Also, Paige and Craig’s Breakup, Sandoval on The Traitors, Laura-Leigh tells all, and more… Jan 24, 2025

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After a month hiatus, the girls are BACK! And diving right into all the big reality tv news they missed! Like their take on the Paige and Craig break up, Laura-Leigh’s podcast tell all, and catching up on The Traitors. They also dissect both The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City and New York’s intense finales.

2024 Girls Unscripted Awards: Bravo’s Biggest Pot Stirrer, Most Ridiculous Story Line, Best Rookie, Most Toxic Couple, and more… Dec 21, 2024

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🏆 Welcome to the first annual Girls Unscripted Awards🏆It’s been a year of high body count hairs and low marriage success rates. Join Kate and Carolyn as they award reality stars claims to fame in some of the hottest reality categories, including: Who was the biggest pot stirrer this year? Best rookie? Least desirable lover? What was the best one-liner? Most drawn-out storyline? Favorite side character? …and so many more! Also we have the results of what YOU, the gabbers, voted in some quintessential categories, too!

So sit back, relax, and enjoy the award show you didn’t ask for, but we made anyway!

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