Ghost Huns

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EP145: Spinach & Botox Sep 01, 2025

Show notes

This week Hannah returns from Edinburgh with a scratchy voice and tales to tell and Big S has a spinach problem. This eppy gets grotesque real fast, so we recommend you have ya breakfast beforehand. The huns discuss self-care, lemurs, botox and being killed off by a spinachy ass.

The GHOST STORIES don't stop won't stop -

Story 1

Hannah has a story that has LYNN VIBES... would you play this game with your husband?

Story 2

Big S has a tale from Okie (Oklahoma) and the Seminole people... this gets real sad.

CREEP OF THE WEEK (aka. CowCowCow) is read by Hannah and sent in by Ronnie - who's the jogger? Were they real? Why they running like that???

THANK YEW HUNS WE LOVE YOU, ENJOY!

xoxo

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EP144: THE H BOMB Aug 25, 2025

Show notes

This week HANNAH SAW A GHOST. In an elevator. This is seriously spooky. What happened here? And what does concierge know?

The huns discuss who's been blown away by whom, pubic thatch brushing, only fans creators and get into the Bonnie Blue debate.

SPOOKY NEWS

Did you hear about the haunted annabelle doll? And the tragic death of Dan Rivera? Very verry spooky.

It's a CREEP OF THE WEEK SPECIAL today - so plenty of your tales to keep us creeped out.

Let's get into it...

Story 1

Big S narrated a tale from Shane. It's Dec 2023 and we're in County Cork Ireland - let him go let him tarry...

Story 2

Hannah narrates a wholesome story from MA ... me and jeremy - love finds a way.

Story 3

Suzie narrates a story from Chloe - buried family secrets... literally.

Story 4

Hannah has one from Bethany (stun patrehun) - PHOTO EVIDENCE - Flamingo Land to Haunted House (lot of animal chat in here, soz)

Story 5

Suzie has one last one from Namonde - called The Girl In The Yellow Dress

Finally, on We Get Haunted - we delve into the whispering glass... to summon the spirit of eloise.

ENJOY HUNS WE LOVE YOU

xoxoxo

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EP143: Zha Zha to Zhun Zhun Aug 18, 2025

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It's us - the Quirky little girls who do comedy. Big Suze realises she's David Brent and she's Moved HOUSE! The Huns have nail opinions and Hannah picks the tarot that depicts shovelling quavers into a mans mouth. Stunning. Saucy.

IT'S A COW SPESH!!!! (Creep of the Week for those not in the know). We're telling YOUR ghost stories this week. Cos you're all haunted tae fuck.

Story One

Big Suze narrates a tale from Liv about her boyfriends late Grandad ... Is this a voicemail from beyond the grave?

Story Two

Hannah has a story from Holly about a haunted childhood home. Footsteps creaking...

Story Three

This is from Winnabelle (obsessed with this name!) this a ghost story in an office - a child called Zhun Zhun...

Story Four

Hannah's got a tale from Krista - two littlies about her niece and nephew. Creepy kids...

Story Five

From Victoria - "my five year old is a spooky bitch". Can Grace see dead people?

Story Six

Hannah's got a tale from the same Krista - this one has PHOTOS. A spooky Ghost Hunt in Ontario, Canada...

Finally we TRY and channel Beelzebub. It doesn't go to plan.

ENJOY HUNS xoxo

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wanna see our shows?

SEE HANNAH AT EDINBURGH FRINGE HERE 13-24 AUGUST:

https://www.edfringe.com/tickets/whats-on/rip-hannah-bitch-cough-ski-wip

SEE SUZIE DO MCSHOW HERE THURSDAY 21 AUGUST:

https://www.angelcomedy.co.uk/event-detail/suzie-preece-mcshow-wip-thu-21st-aug-the-bill-murray-london-tickets-202508211830/

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EP142: The Bothy and MY BODY! Aug 11, 2025

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The huns have been to the THEATRE and are very cultural and slightly hungover this week. We get into Big Suze and her obsession with a menu in Romania, our take on mice in the house and whether or not Japan is a good idea (nagasaki anyone?). Also, we discuss serial killers and the mushroom murders.

But to the stories!

Story One

A PROPER creepy one about a remote Scottish bothy... would you talk to the jogger?

Story Two

A shortie but a goodie. Ever feel like you've forgotten something?

Story Three

PART TWO of the creepy Welsh twins!

Story Four

Michael Flynn and professor Jerome. A hypnotic experiment gone wrong...

COW COW COW (Creep of the Week) narrated by Big S this week comes from Chloe! We want to find this mirror in a car park....

Finally we wrap up with telepathy THAT GENUINELY WORKS.

ENJOY HUNS xoxo

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wanna see our shows?

SEE HANNAH AT EDINBURGH FRINGE HERE 13-24 AUGUST:

https://www.edfringe.com/tickets/whats-on/rip-hannah-bitch-cough-ski-wip

SEE SUZIE DO MCSHOW HERE THURSDAY 21 AUGUST:

https://www.angelcomedy.co.uk/event-detail/suzie-preece-mcshow-wip-thu-21st-aug-the-bill-murray-london-tickets-202508211830/

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EP141: Got my iPhone, Got my Mace. Aug 04, 2025

Show notes

This week Hannah gets into THE Oasis gig. Fights start, beers are thrown and tears of joy happen. STUNNING. Big S gives her hot take on 28 Years Later too. Seen it huns?

The stories this week are CREEPY AF. So let's get right in.

Story One:

Hannah kicks us off with a story about a haunted cardigan. Outrageous.

Story Two:

Big Suze has a tale of DELIVEROO HORROR. Might make you stop and think about getting your next pad thai.

Story Three:

Hannah has a story with one of the most vile endings known to humankind.

Story Four:

Jen went from Chicago to small town Wales. Have you heard of these twins? Part One.

CREEPOFTHEWEEK (CoW!) is read by Hannah and from a lovely listener Nina. What's following this hun??

FINALLY, we end with some gorgey telepathy that's really starting to work. Right?

ENJOY HUNS WE LOVE YOU xoxo

JOIN OUR PATREON! EXTRA bonus episodes AND a monthly ghost hunt for just £4.50!

Or £6 for AD-FREE EPS and weekly AGONY HUNS! We'll solve your problems huns!

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wanna see our shows?

SEE HANNAH AT EDINBURGH FRINGE HERE 13-24 AUGUST:

https://www.edfringe.com/tickets/whats-on/rip-hannah-bitch-cough-ski-wip

SEE SUZIE DO MCSHOW HERE THURSDAY 21 AUGUST:

https://www.angelcomedy.co.uk/event-detail/suzie-preece-mcshow-wip-thu-21st-aug-the-bill-murray-london-tickets-202508211830/

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EP140: Whackamole but with Ass Jul 28, 2025

Show notes

We kick the eppy off trying to work out the meaning behind Hannah witnessing dead pigeons everywhere she goes. Also discussed - should the huns buy a haunted Scottish island? Are Q&A's for wankers? And of course - if you came to our lovely comedy show at Queer Comedy Club, THANK YOU!

This week is a CREEP OF THE WEEK SPESHY (woohoo!) so let's get into it:

Story 1:

Big Suze has a story from Maya about a terrifying encounter in an East Midlands cabin by a lake... one of the more horrifying tales we've heard.

Story 2:

Hannah narrates a story from Jenna about the creepy ass Winsconsin Woods. What's lurking in there?

Story 3:

Suzie takes us to Ireland with a tale from Gerard about the Black Mare of Kilcraven.

Story 4:

Hannah finishes the ep with a story from Jenna - don't mess with ouija boards kids. Who on earth is Zazu Zozo? (some ghosty video evidence here too)

THANKS HUNS ENJOY THE EPPY WE LOVE YOU xoxoxox

JOIN OUR PATREON! EXTRA bonus episodes AND a monthly ghost hunt for just £4.50!

Or £6 for AD-FREE EPS and weekly AGONY HUNS! We'll solve your problems huns!

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wanna see our shows?

SEE HANNAH AT EDINBURGH FRINGE HERE 13-24 AUGUST:

https://www.edfringe.com/tickets/whats-on/rip-hannah-bitch-cough-ski-wip

SEE SUZIE DO MCSHOW HERE THURSDAY 21 AUGUST:

https://www.angelcomedy.co.uk/event-detail/suzie-preece-mcshow-wip-thu-21st-aug-the-bill-murray-london-tickets-202508211830/

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EP139: It's the Pigeons! Jul 21, 2025

Show notes

This week Hannah has been seeing a lot of dead pigeons, but stays relatable in her "hoxton" hotel, Suzie has a general shitty attitude and our latest pod Recco is Sea of Lies. You simply must listen it's so good! Chaos as ever basically.

Let's get to the creepy stories though.

Story 1

Hannah narrates a story called The Brass Vase - think eyes on the palms...

Story 2

We travel to Belarus with Big S - a village that has yellow eyes... (eye theme)

Creep of the Week (COW!) is read by Hannah and sent in by Courtney from AMERIKA! We revisit the Rules of Appalachia...

Enjoy the eppy stun huns and don't forget to see our Work in Progress comedy shows - links on our personal Instagram!

@Hannahbitch_cough_ski & @suziepreece

xoxo

JOIN OUR PATREON! EXTRA bonus episodes AND a monthly ghost hunt for just £4.50!

Or £6 for AD-FREE EPS and weekly AGONY HUNS! We'll solve your problems huns!

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wanna see our shows?

SEE HANNAH AT EDINBURGH FRINGE HERE 13-24 AUGUST:

https://www.edfringe.com/tickets/whats-on/rip-hannah-bitch-cough-ski-wip

SEE SUZIE DO MCSHOW HERE THURSDAY 21 AUGUST:

https://www.angelcomedy.co.uk/event-detail/suzie-preece-mcshow-wip-thu-21st-aug-the-bill-murray-london-tickets-202508211830/

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EP138: Ding Dong Bell Face Jul 14, 2025

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We kick off this week with Hannah doing a DEEP DIVE on the dodgy Never Been Kissed - or shall we call it Never Been Nonced? Horrendous. Big Suze has written down the word Tunas. So there's loads of twists and turns. Netflix recommendation: Surviving Death. Big S tells us a story about Near Death Experiences...

It's another CREEP OF THE WEEK speshy!

1) Big S narrates a story from Kirsty in Northern Ireland. We call this - The Hanging Woman. Uh oh.

2) Hannah has a VERY CREEPY story from Maylin. Including evidence of a woman wailing.... this gave us CHILLS.

3) Big S has a story from Esme in Cali - I think we're dealing with a mimic... carfeful of them rural communities GURL.

4) Hannah finishes the eppy with a story from Aoife who sadly lost her friend Lucas. Is he getting in touch?

We Get Haunted So You Don't Have To - we get into TELEPATHY. And... guess what... it gets real weird. Huns, is it starting to work???

ENJOY XOXO

JOIN OUR PATREON! EXTRA bonus episodes AND a monthly ghost hunt for just £4.50!

Or £6 for AD-FREE EPS and weekly AGONY HUNS! We'll solve your problems huns!

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wanna see our shows?

SEE HANNAH AT EDINBURGH FRINGE HERE 13-24 AUGUST:

https://www.edfringe.com/tickets/whats-on/rip-hannah-bitch-cough-ski-wip

SEE SUZIE DO MCSHOW HERE THURSDAY 21 AUGUST:

https://www.angelcomedy.co.uk/event-detail/suzie-preece-mcshow-wip-thu-21st-aug-the-bill-murray-london-tickets-202508211830/

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EP137: Whentas Been? Jul 07, 2025

Show notes

The huns have just done their SPOOKY CHURCH show (thanks everyone who came!) and are hanging out their ass. Hannah is on the serial killer fiction (A Flicker in the Dark) and Big S describes how Hannah nearly murdered her in the swimming pool. The AI generator picks a tarot this week and it is JUDGMENT. Rude.

We go down memory lane and bring up wannabe friendships at school and teachers making dubious decisions...

Anyway, let's get straight into the stories:

Story 1

Hannah narrates a story about Carmen who is off to a new school in Indiana. Kids can be terribly terribly mean...

Story 2

My brother went on a solo hike... but was it him that came home? Narrated by Big Sue

Story 3

Hannah has one about a narrow country road in Wren Hollow.... a lonely house tucked in the trees - what could go wrong?

Story 4

CREEP OF THE WEEK! Suzie reads out a story from Sydney who hails from Lansing, Michigan. THERE IS HAUNTED AUDIO FOR THIS ONE! Evidence!!! Do you hear the man speaking?

The huns finish off with a haunting - bringing back someone from the dead...

Thank you huns we love you all, enjoy! xoxo

JOIN OUR PATREON! EXTRA bonus episodes AND a monthly ghost hunt for just £4.50!

Or £6 for AD-FREE EPS and weekly AGONY HUNS! We'll solve your problems huns!

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wanna see our shows?

SEE HANNAH AT EDINBURGH FRINGE HERE 13-24 AUGUST:

https://www.edfringe.com/tickets/whats-on/rip-hannah-bitch-cough-ski-wip

SEE SUZIE DO MCSHOW HERE THURSDAY 21 AUGUST:

https://www.angelcomedy.co.uk/event-detail/suzie-preece-mcshow-wip-thu-21st-aug-the-bill-murray-london-tickets-202508211830/

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EP136: A Diplomatic Error Jun 30, 2025

Show notes

There's been a French Diplomatic Incident this week, and the huns are absolutely Le Fuming. We've been usurped by men politicians (The Rest is Politics) who threw us out the studio and so we bring an unhinged energy to this episode. Expect talk of French Hexes, pain au chocolat, a King of Pentacles reality hit and so much more. Will a lecky fire happen? Are we going to get done by the CIA for being actual witches?

We also discuss the sexiness of Firemen. What's your verdict? Fit or Not Fit?

THIS WEEK is another stunning Creep of the Week speshy!! We love your tales of true hauntings, and they simply must be shared with the world.

Stories as follows:

1) Hannah narrates a tale from Amy Dawson about the 'Hanging Tree' in the New Forest... A very strange tale of scratches and paths and sweary ghosts....

2) Big Suze has a beautiful tale from Izzy - about a traumatic Brain Injury and a near-death experience... sending love to you hun thanks for writing your story!

3) Hannah reads out a story from J - a very unsettling one about firemen in 9/11 and a trapped soul...

4) Finally we travel to Ireland to hear about PHOTO EVIDENCE of an entity by the Liffey... from Adel & Nichole.

All round stunning stories and tune in next week to find out if France and the Rest is Politics survived.

WE LOVE YOU HUNS xoxox

JOIN OUR PATREON! EXTRA bonus episodes AND a monthly ghost hunt for just £4.50!

Or £6 for AD-FREE EPS and weekly AGONY HUNS! We'll solve your problems huns!

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wanna see our shows?

SEE HANNAH AT EDINBURGH FRINGE HERE 13-24 AUGUST:

https://www.edfringe.com/tickets/whats-on/rip-hannah-bitch-cough-ski-wip

SEE SUZIE DO MCSHOW HERE THURSDAY 21 AUGUST:

https://www.angelcomedy.co.uk/event-detail/suzie-preece-mcshow-wip-thu-21st-aug-the-bill-murray-london-tickets-202508211830/