Gender Fluids

Butt Baby Big Brother, Fuck Arse, & Snot Mar 12, 2021

Weapons of Ass Destruction will hopefully be our new sponsor after they hear our endorsment of the Butt Baby Big Brother, why aren't people getting pregnant to get the the COVID vaccine then having an abortion?, lots of talk about Wet, Ass Pussy, Arielle was recording outside so there is some background noise, the Fetish of the Week is snot.

Masturbating With Jesus, & Corrective/Detransition Rape Feb 24, 2021

The Family International is a wild church we highly recommend joining if you like forced fem stuff. The Fetish of the Week is corrective/detransition rape.

Cannibal Grindr Date, Sad Bitch Shart, & Nose Hairs Feb 10, 2021

We are recording seperately now because Arielle and The Girl is driving around the country in a van spreading gayness across the land. Be careful who you meet up with on grindr dates or you may get your balls eaten, don't drink a bottle of wine on an empty stomach or you may shit yourself, road head is cool and you should do it, we do the wiki J, and the Fetish of the Week is nose hairs!

Sexy Self Harm, The Most Pain Ever, & Fleshlight Filled Holes Jan 25, 2021

Self harm alternative guides that don't include sex in are dumb, The Algorithm has learned Arielle's preferences really really well, Rosario Dawson may not be a transphobe but then again maybe she is but probably not, and the Fetish of the Week is fleshlights filling different holes.

Sexy Self Harm, The Most Pain Ever, & Fleshlight Filled Holes Jan 22, 2021

Self harm alternative guides that don't include sex in are dumb, The Algorithm has learned Arielle's preferences really really well, Rosario Dawson may not be a transphobe but then again maybe she is but probably not, and the Fetish of the Week is fleshlights filling different holes.

Elliot Page Comes Out as a Genderplush Demi Boy, & Octopus Tentacle Rape Vore Machines Dec 16, 2020

Elliot Page came out, Ava's butthole is still busted, Thanksgiving happened, and the Fetish of the Week is Vore with a twist.

Blind Dominatrix, Last of the Lez Bars, & Jizz Chicken Dec 09, 2020

We'll talk about Elliot Page next week when everybody else gets done sharing their unoriginal opinions. Arielle hear about a blind dom, Ava got a new strap on harness that's good for DP and she goes through her dick bucket list, there are only 15 lesbian bars left in the US, we do the Gender WIKI entry for Gender Fluids, gay marriage being legal has some bad side effects, and the Fetish of the Week is jizz chicken...or something.

End Gender, Polyspamorous, & Toothbrushes Nov 18, 2020

We should end gender, don't assume people wanna have sex if you have a hot tub, and everybody loves putting toothbrushes inside themselves.

Medieval Rimming, Anorectal Fistula, & Partial Birth Abortions Nov 04, 2020

JFK got pegged for sure, rimming in the 8th century was totally fine, Ava had an anorectal fistula, and the Fetish of the Week is partial birth abortions.

Naked Comedy, Wiki Gender, & Cat Rape Oct 30, 2020

Kinky comedy shows should be a thing, we read through the Cs on Wiki Gender, and the Fetish of the Week is cat rape or just cat sex.

Butt Toy Giveaway, Sex Party Stories, & Trauma or Erotica 3 Oct 07, 2020

We're giving away some awesome butt toys, Ava had a sex party and cool stuff happened, we go through the Bs on gender wiki, and we have another edition of trauma or erotica!

Trans School Shooting, Cuties, & Tampon Insertion Sep 26, 2020

We look back through some of our tshirt ideas, chinstrap beards and bad facial hair is discussed and leads into some stuff about a trans school shooting, we talk about and then watch Cuties and kinda nail it, and the Fetish of the Week is tampon insertion.

New Astrology, Erotica or Trauma 2, & Death Hugs Sep 18, 2020

Arielle lists a bunch of new ways to identify and strangely enough we enjoy all of them, Ava talks about farts, we do Erotica or Trauma, and the Fetish of the Week is getting hugs at funerals.

Nail Preferences, Sexual Timing, & Celebrities Sep 09, 2020

Ava got fake nails for the first time, Arielle has really gotten into trimming The Girl's body hair, people have different ways of scheduling sex, & the Fetish of the Week is celebrities.

New Feeling Frontiers, Cousin Marriage, & Pet Exhibitionism Sep 02, 2020

Ava's experience of having feelings for Lilly is way different and better than she thought it would be, Arielle's fist should be a model that doctors use to design vaginas with, hanging out with peope tha are like you is important and powerful, getting into the zone while bottoming is a mind altering experience, a cuck gets caught being a cuck, marrying your cousing is classy but divorcing your cousin is trashy, a man in a mask stole a giant dildo, and the Fetish of the Week is Pet Exhibitionism.

Futuristic Fetus Food, New Punishments, & Limp Dicks Aug 27, 2020

Ava watched Enter The Void and the abortion scene spawned a weird future situation in her head, Arielle thinks there should be new punishments for people who fuck up in various ways, Ava went on a date with a transgirl and had a really lovely experience, & the Fetish of the Week is limp dicks!

New Baptism Rules, Men's Rights?, & The Word Retarded Aug 19, 2020

Arielle tells us all about these new badass and super well thought out rules for Mormons getting baptized, there needs to be a new wave of men's rights or meninism or something to do with men not being stuck in their rigid little boxes, and the Fetish of the Week is the word retarded.

Bimbo School, Vore, & Rape Baiting Aug 12, 2020

Ava made some porn where she went to bimbo school, some thoughts on doing sex work vs being a sex worker, a listener wrote in about liking vore, kid fuckers are using zoom to share child porn now, and the Fetish of the Week is rape baiting.

Ava In Love, Christian Domestic Discipline, & Trauma or Erotica Aug 06, 2020

Ava is in love now, spanking people is God's way, let us masturbate to your trauma.

Pussy Piss Eyes, Urine Utopia, & Lots of Terms Jul 29, 2020

Maybe everyone should drink children's piss? Lots about drinking piss in this episode. Some pedophile commentary. Then a bunch of talk about language and different terminology and identities at the end.

Periods In Video Games, Taboo Intensification, & Enemas Jul 22, 2020

We talk A LOT about periods in video games because Ava is playing through The Last Of Us 2, more thoughts on the sexualization of young people, and a story about nasty farts that ends in a lot of enema talk.

Bidet Fears, Ephebophile Carwash, & Uncontrolable Farts Jul 15, 2020

Ava and Arielle are scared to use bidets, Ava talks about anal douching, Wayfair selling children through their website seems believable, when did we forget everyone used to be ephebophiles, dogs can be real cockblocks, and the fetish of the week is uncontrolable farts.

Mini Horse Sex, Wide Open Spaces, & Robotization Jul 08, 2020

Fuck a mini horse not a regular horse, rashes can be sexy, Ava cries singing Wide Open Spaces with her sisters, ugly men are better at kinky stuff, we learn abou service tops and bottoms, and the Fetish of the Week is robotization.

Recontextualizing Sexuality, Living a Fantasy, & Hairy Bath Water Jul 01, 2020

Suppositories shouldn't be given to children, we don't need to desexualize nudity, Ava is living her dream life as a girl, move out of your shit state or town, we are making progress with getting trans people elected to office, and the Fetish of the Week is hairy bath water.

JK Rowling, Proof We Disagree, & Conceptualizing Gender Jun 24, 2020

This is a rare one. We have one long conversation the whole time. TERFs, JK Rowling, how to think of gender, how we both think of gender, trans people in sports, problems with language, how to insult people, using language to hurt people, we go a lot of places with this one. Listen through to the end. No fetish of the week this week. But we have an extra nasty one for y'all for next week!

Femboy Woes, Foot Sensitivity, & OnlyFans Pt. 2 Jun 17, 2020

A gay porn star is charged with murder for helping a guy sniff a frog, a crossdresser or femboy or someone in that vicinity is upset they didn't get the reddit upvotes they thought they deserved, Ava can't orgasm easily if her legs aren't straight, we talk about OnlyFans some more, no fetish of the week this week b/c the world is garbage.

Protest Sex, Rapist Pedophile President, & Maggot Story Jun 10, 2020

We talk about the different types of lesbians, picking up someone at a protest and having sex outside after a protest, Donald Trump being a rapist pedophile president with ties to Jeffery Epstein, and the fetish of the week is the most disgusting story we've ever heard.

Titty Normalization, Only Fans Pt.1, & Poop Penis Jun 03, 2020

Titties being hidden helps them be sexier but normalizing them may open up new paths to experiencing beauty, we talk about Only Fans a lot, and the Fetish of the Week is shit dick.

Amazing Erotica, Food Lewds, & Fetus Incest Inception May 27, 2020

Ava read the best erotica she's ever encountered, there is a wonderful facebook group full of people posting sexy pics with food, and a listener sent us one of the most complicated fetishes we've seen and we're calling it Fetus Incest Inception.

Gay Boy Longing, Incel Thruple, & Post Orgasm Guilt May 20, 2020

Ava misses being a gay boy, we go long b/c Arielle tells a wild story about her brother, we talk about pedophiles being on molly, & the Fetish of the Week is post orgams guilt.

Housewife Dreams, Party n Play, & Pube Grooming May 13, 2020

Quarantine has made Ava fall in love with being a housewife, we talk about the need to explain art and performance after talking about Crystal Method from Rupaul's Dragrace, slutty curbside pickup should be a thing, a trans person asking if they pass is nothing new and y'all need to calm down now that it's gone mainsteam online, and the Fetish of the Week is pube grooming.

Zoom Orgy, One Boob Enby, & Accidental Creampies May 06, 2020

We are going to try and host a orgy on zoom, why haven't more people cut off one boob, Ava balanced a shampoo bottle on her dick, we talk about body sizes, and the Fetish of the Week is accidental creampies.

Unpleasant Touching, Vagina MMORPG, & Insects Apr 29, 2020

People need to learn how to casually touch each other, lets do a study on what vagina's everyone would have if they could design their own, Ava talks to her mom about trans people and swimming and her dick, & the fetish of the week is Insects.

Mommie Vibes, Fag vs Faggot, & Unsafe Eating Apr 22, 2020

Arielle got fucked so well by The Girl she got a UTI that turned into a kidney infection and all sorts of mommie roleplay goodness has gone down because of it, boobs in a mouth are always a good thing, Ava bought fake boobs once, we revist out distinction between "fag" and "faggot", lots of people are having a hard time with isolation during the COVID pandemic but to Ava this is no biggie because it reminds her of growing up queer in a small town in Texas, apparently we need a lot of gay blood, raw party-pass-around bottom's blood cures COVID if you drink it, the Fetish of the Week is eating things that you're not supposed to.

Plans With Daddy, Masturbation Variation, & Stealing Dead Bodies Apr 15, 2020

Ava has plans with Daddy, The Girl fucks Arielle real good, an genetic loophole allows for an incest based lesbian empire, talking about COVID exposure may help people talk about STDs, Rebeca Black is gay and so are announcements, Ellen made a bad joke, and the Fetish of the Week is stealing dead bodies.

Snowflake & Safespace, Abortion Survivors, & Prison Labor Apr 08, 2020

We go long for ya this week because we know you've got more time to listen. Marvel has two new non-binary super heros named Safespace & Snowflake, Arielle would pay to watch Louis CK jerk off, Abortion survivors vs Cancer survivors Survivor needs to happen, lots of other stuff, and the fetish of the week is Prison Labor.

Self-Fisting, Sloppy Queefs, & Disappointing Porn Apr 01, 2020

Ava isn't a reply girl but is a self-fister. Arielle had some non-consent dreams, and also watched some disappointing gang rape porn. Lots of other stuff too.

Sex Toy Reviews, The L Word, & COVID-19 Mar 11, 2020

We talk about sex toys and a shee wee we have for a while. Then we talk about the new season of The L Word for a while. Then we talk about the Coronavirus for a while for the Fetish of the Week.

Coronavirus Special! Mar 06, 2020

We're pro Coronavirus. Let's kill these old people. Do we really need everyone that's 75+? Nah, we don't. Also tacked onto the end of the special is Ava talking about a BDSM experience she had that got cut from the last episode.

Trans Mormons, Vegetative Baby Dildos, & Serial Killers Mar 04, 2020

The Mormons have new rules on trans people so we talk about that a bunch. You should be able to either give your baby a partial birth abortion or put it in a vegetative state, and then use it as a dildo, if that is what you want. It's your right as an American. The Fetish of the Week is serial killers.

Gay Child Actor, Bisexual Lesbians, & Fighting Feb 26, 2020

Ava spilled hot coffee on herself but thankfully her masochistic side loved the pain, Pete Buttigieg hired a child actor to ask him how to come out as gay and they both looked super dumb, Arielle and The Girl share a diva cup, Ava talks about her history with butt chugging, we Bisexual Lesbians and Lesbian Lesbians are fighting over the term Bisexual Lesbian and we think they all sound like fags and are wasting their time fighting, and the Fetish of the Week is fighting!

No Homo, Lez Prom, & Mouth Cancer Feb 19, 2020

Bring back "no homo". It was perfect and never should have gone away. We hosted Lez Prom and had a blast. It was a really special lesbian/queer girl space and we think more like it should exist. Arielle talks about being a necrophilia service bottom. Sims 5 has some intersting options for selecting/defining your gender. We aren't sure why people date men because most of them fucking suck. The Fetish of the Week is getting oral from someone with mouth cancer!

Pee Strength, Vagina Dreams, & Frozen Feb 12, 2020

Look each other in the eyes while you pee. Wipe you ass how you want. It will make you stronger. Ava is going to get bottom surgery and is stokes about the pragmatic benefits. Being Frozen and the movie Frozen are pretty (ironically) hot.

Panties for Dad, Perfect Pronouns, & Spit Feb 05, 2020

Ava and her dad have a beautiful intimate moment, Arielle finds the perfect pronouns, Funimation pull a show about interspecies love or something like that, a sweatshirt has an odd message about raising your daughters to be men, and the Fetish of the Week is spit!

Pedophile Rehab, Ecosexual, & Adult Breastfeeding Jan 29, 2020

Arielle identifies as a pedaficionado which means she love listening to podcasts and watching documentaries about pedophiles, Michael Jackson may have been the King of Pop to some people but to Arielle he is the King of Pedophiles, Ava has a plan to help help pedophiles by creating methadone-type clinics for pedophiles that are staffed by developing transgirls, Arielle talked to Leslie Jordan at a comedy festival and turns out he has a baptism fetish, women shouldn't be allowed to baptise people because nobody wants to see a hard dick in wet church trousers, a racist Trump supporting furry got banned from a furry convention and spends way too much time making high quality racist fursuits, ecosexual is a thing and it's cool but it isn't cool if you call yourself an ecosexual, we talk about partnering with NobEssence who makes badass wooden sex toys, most people are fucking dumb and boring and basic and we can totally tell just by looking at what folks put on their Tinder profiles, the Fetish of the Week is adult breastfeeding!

Season 3 Intro (CW: Vulnerability) Jan 29, 2020

If you're new to the podcast you'll want to check this episode out to get a sense of what we're all about, and be informed of some content warnings that apply to every episode this season. Welcome to Season 3!

Objectification, Drag Storytime, & Baptism Dec 18, 2019

After a show in Houston a girl told Ava she had nice tits, so we decided to talk about objectification. Dumbass people don't want drag queens reading stories to children, which is going to make it harder for us to raise children to join our queer army. The Fetish of the Week is baptisms! Also we changed our patreon and stuff.

Cutting Yourself, Drunk Heckler, & Eating Poop (Pt. 2) Dec 11, 2019

This in an interesting one, y'all. It's a good one, but the vibes are very different from usual. Ava talks about self harm and cutting for about 15 minutes. Then Arielle tells a story about a drunk heckler she encountered on the road for about 20 minutes. We wrap things up with talking about eating poop again.

Subtweeted Dec 04, 2019

A trans woman tweeted about a comment Ava made on stage four years ago when she was only 3-4 months into doing comedy. The tweet got a bit of traction so we decided to talk about it. This isn't our normal type of episode. It's earnest, and pretty much void of any joke making. Give it a listen if you want.

Cousin Sex, Eating Poop, & Transcum / Recugender Idiots Dec 04, 2019

After a recent visit to a strip club Ava decides she is now to much of a bottom to enjoy them, people eat poop and we think that is dandy but also omg we couldn't handle it, if you're gay you should be able to have sex with your cousin, we try to figure out if having sex with cousins is even THAT bad, your relationships aren't complicated so stop saying they are, we talk about what transcum and recugender mean and why that are both dumb as fuuuuuuck.

Genital Smells, Queers Across the World, & Trash Nov 27, 2019

Boys say they talk about their dicks on stage during standup a lot but they really don't, transgirl dicks should be the new smelly genital not vaginas, all genitals smell and thats fuckin awesome, remember when metrosexual was a thing cuz that was wild, queer people are everywhere but having the time to become aware of your queerness requires money, size queen means you like big dicks or big whatever not that you genitals are the size of a queen matress, and The Fetish of the Week is trash!

Amy Miller, All Kinds of Dicks, & Squirting Nov 20, 2019

Amy Miller is our guest on the pod this week. We talk about monogomous relationships, well intended questions, inconsiderate comedy fans, dick pics, dick sizes, how you can tell who has a big dick, sucking dick, people trying picking the worst conversation topics, having to educate male comics, being the spokesperson for a whole group of people, annoying comedy fans, & the Fetish of the Week is squirting!

Gender Reveals, Dog Consent, & "TERF" Isn't a Slur Nov 13, 2019

Tune in next week for a full explination of the TERF ideology. Sorry for the short episode this week y'all. We were zonked from performing at the Come and Take It Comedy Festival in Houston. In this episode we talk about boob 69ing, dogs being able to give concent, people dying and gettting injured at gender reaveal parties, and Ava getting banned from Facebook for saying "Fuck TERFs". By the way, fuck TERFs and anyone that thinks that word is a slur. TERFs are wastes of space.

Butthole Modifications, Furry Love, & Opossum Play Nov 06, 2019

Having a wet mouth is important, apparently some people are tanning their buttholes which makes us want to start a custom butthole modification business, buttholes are the widow to the soul, did you know big dick reveal parties are real because they are, furries are more and more public acceptance and we think that is rad, a listener sent us a pic of this cute lady dressed as an opossum and we want to get into it, there are cute transboy lions now and we are here for the Transboy Pride, and the Fetish of the Week is Opossum Play.

Boob Stuff, Tiny Balls, & Rub-n-Tug Oct 30, 2019

Ava and Arielle get high and ramble about random fetishes, Arielle talks about her relationship with her boobs getting better, some guys have boobs and thats perfectly ok, Ava's balls are finally starting to shrink, Arielle has no idea what's going on in her vagina, Arielle wonders what actually goes on in a rub-n-tug situation, Transmen and autogynophilic dudes need to partner up.

On the Road Masturbation & Customer Service Abuse Oct 23, 2019

Arielle calls in from out on the road to talk about how she has been masturbating a lot while on tour. She things the way she has been masturbating since she was little might be responsible for her chronic back pain. The Fetish of the Week is customer service abuse, and in the middle of talking about that fetish Ava and Arielle take a detour through the ins and outs of roleplay.

Ass to Mouth, We're All Fa**ots, & Baby Mills Oct 16, 2019

Ava switched from estrogen pills to shots and took some inspiration from Rose Montoya in how to administer the shots, there is lots of talk about poop and anal and Ava reveals that she recently went ass to mouth for the first time, Arielle wants to only picture Daddy God when she uses men in her fantasies, Arielle tells Ava about sneaking around to try on The Girl's underwear, Arielle talks about how she thinks we all need to embrace being faggots, Ava talks about National Coming Out Day and her calling the listeners and followers on instagram faggots, and the Fetish of the Week is baby mills!

Aborted Fetuses, Face Sitting Euphoria, & Breakups Oct 09, 2019

A guy in Indiana died and they found a bunch of aborted fetuses in his house, Ava had a threesome where she sat on a girls face and had her first external anal orgams from getting her ass eaten, balls suck and are painful to have and sucking on them makes no sense, Ava broke up with her girlfriend so the Fetish of the Week is breakups!

Live at the Altercation Comedy Festival Oct 02, 2019

Sisyphean subs are a wonderful thing please let us shit into a toilet as you clean it, a guy at the fest told Ava he didn't know if she was a boy or a girl but he still thought she was beautiful, intermittent fasting is just anorexia for cis men and people who are too afraid to say they are anorexic, trans people in sports is still an issue and we found a solution so everyone can stop arguing, a pastor died trying to beat Jesus' 40 day fast and that's hilarilous, gender neutral pronouns come of because of course they do, there are Anne Frank inspired CBD tampons, a school didn't know if a young transgender girl should be sheltered with the boys or the girls during an active shooter drill, if you watch anime you've thought about having sex with 14 year olds at least once, and the Fetish of the Week is FUCK THE POLICE.

About Gender Fluids, Apocalypse Suicide, & Parent Sex Sep 25, 2019

Everybody needs to be roasted and we're here to roast the queer community....starting with y'all's trans/gay pride tattoos, we got nominated for Best Local Podcast in the Austin Chonicle's Best of Austin awards so please go vote for us, in a rare candid moment we talk for a while about what it is like to do Gender Fluids and why we do the podcast, Ava wants transgirls everywhere to know they don't need tape to tuck and also that she loves/admires transgirls who don't tuck, Arielle talks about an uncomfortable and unfortunate encounter she had with a man after a show, and the Fetish of the Week is parent sex.

Pronoun Pondering, Alt-Right Women's Rights, & Genital Piercing Sep 18, 2019

Ava almost shits herself on the way home from work, Sam Smith uses They/Them now which leads into several discussion (and accidental mispronounings) of gender neutral pronouns, a listener tagged us in a video on Twitter of a dude getting his pensis nailed to a piece of wood, women in the alt-right are getting angry at the men for the way they are being treated and we think that is hilarious, and the Fetish of the Week is genital piercing.

Girlcock PSA, Catholic Hanky Code, & Autogynephilia Sep 11, 2019

Arielle talks about a little kid at a show being attracted to her, Ava gives a PSA about trans women needing to continue using their dicks to help them obtain less painful erections, Ava and Arielle discuss access to hormones and debate if/how hormones should be regulated, Catholic offiicials' clothing color is definitely a type of code they use to let each other know what kind of kids they like to fuck, and the Fetish of the Week is autogynephilia!

Freebleeding, Ageplay, & Trans Dating Utopia Sep 04, 2019

Arielle is trying out freebleeding underwear. That leads into a discussion on diapers, which naturally moves into the ageplay territory. Ageplay is talked about for A GOOD WHILE. After that Ava talks about how she never imagined dating only trans women would be possible. Things wrap up with some lesbian café instituting a "man tax" in the lamest possible way.

Live In Louisville, KY Aug 28, 2019

Recorded live at the Midwest Queer Comedy Fest.

Dealing With Penises, Porn Title Slurs, 8 Orgasm Games Aug 21, 2019

Ava had sex with a girl that Arielle had been having threesomes with and Arielle was not happy about it, and Arielle has a plan to fix what she sees as the root of her unhappiness with the encounter. Ava had surgery for her broken bones and it is making her reconsider having bottom surger. Leaky is one of Ava's new favorite words in the trans lexicon she is slowly building. Arielle and Ava talk about the continued inclusion of the words "tranny" and "shemale" in porn titles. Arielle talks about the man with the biggest dick in the world. A conversation about dick size ensues. The Fetish of the Week is Orgasm Games!

Pedophilic Propensities, Nude Pics Scammer, & Crying Aug 14, 2019

Ava's new girlfriend isn't punk and that makes Ava believe transness is more primary to being than previously before, pedohiles are everywhere and Arielle has an idea why, Ava sent pics of her asshole to a fake person online, and the Fetish of the Week is Crying!

Broken Bones, Threesome Realness, & Sacrifice Aug 09, 2019

This ep was recorded in two parts over the couse of a week. The first half was recorded a day after Ava was in a motorcycle accident and was just starting to take a buncg of painkillers. The second Part was recorded a week laterwhen she was finally off the pills and able to function. Arielle talks about finally having what felt like her first real threesome and all the wonderful feelings associated with the experience. Ava had too much freetime to be chill while online flirting. Eight kittens licking a dick in a gloryhole can't be wrong. The rich are rubberbanding soft puppies together to fuck them. Ava tried to cut her dick off with rubberbands once. The Fetish of the Week is sacrifice!

Online Flirting, Bang Gang, & Predicaments Jul 31, 2019

Ava has been flirting with another transgirl online and she is surprised by how much she feels like herself doing it, Ava also got bangs and Arielle didn't have the best reaction to them, Arielle talks about her relationship with feminitity, and the Fetish of the Week is predicament porn!

Butthole Hymens, Transgirl Vomit Porn, & Breast Cancer Lumps Jul 24, 2019

Wouldn't it be a wonderful world if everyone had a butthole hymen? We think so, and we talk about our dream for this utopia exstensively in this episode. Ava talks about filming some transgirl vomit porn and her newfound confidence resulting from that experience. Ava also talks about exploring Reddit and posting a picture in the subredit r/transpassing where she got way more attention than she thought she would. We decided that Gender Fluids is the lube of the slippery slope everyone is so worried about. Let us help you slip down that slope. The Fetish of the Week is discovering breast cancer lumps and is brought to you by the wonderful mind of Arielle. Arielle also ends the episode with talking about her belief that being uber rich turns you into a disguisting kid fucker.

Nips Out, Frotting/Joustin, & Goats Jul 17, 2019

This is an interesting one y'all. Arielle was four hours late to record and on the tail end of a mushroom trip. Arielle talks about her trip and how it helped her finally go topless in public, Ava talks about the term used for rubbing two dicks together (frotting) and wanted Arielle to help her come up with better word, if you're interested in sponsoring the podcast and you make vegan products that taste like human flesh please hit us up (bring back Hufu!), Ava is hosting her first orgy and bought an orgy appropriate couch while with her mom, Ava talks briefly about the porno she is going to film where someone will get fucked with a horse dildo, and the Fetish of the Week is goats!

BJ Prices, Corporate Pride, & First Times (AKA Virginity) Jul 10, 2019

Arielle overheard a sex worker on the streets of Montrose in Houston say her hourly rate for a blowjob was $30 and Arielle can't believe the price is so low, a scene in Tales of the City inspired Arielle to ask Ava how she feels about past pictures of her boy-self, Ava gives a shoutout to MasterCard and PornHub for being moderately decent in how they displayed corporate Pride, somehow universal healthcare comes up in the middle of the corporate Pride discussion, and the Fetish of the Week is first times (AKA virginity)!

Gender Fluids Live! in Houston Jul 03, 2019

Recorded live at The Secret Group in Houston, Texas.

Transgirl Gayness, Memes, & Make a Deathwish Foundation Jun 26, 2019

Being in a poly relationship takes on a new dimension when Ava starts to date a cool new transgirl, Ava talks about a shitty experience she had surrounding a Pride month "celebration" at work, meme maketh the transgirl and Arielle decides she wants to get more into memes, shoes don't belong in bed or sex unless you are standing, and the fetish of the week is the Make a Deathwish Foundation!

No Pregnancies, LSD Rambles, & Conjoined Twins Jun 19, 2019

Ava can't get people pregnant any more, Arielle and Ava talk about how the idea of getting a person pregnant is super hot, both Ava and Arielle are on acid (LSD for you squares) and ramble on about acid thoughts while you get a glimpse into the recording process surrounding recording ads, and the Fetish of the Week is Conjoined Twins!

Two Names-Two Selfs, Dady God, & Three Attempts Jun 12, 2019

Should Ava really be calling herself Ava or is Austin a better fit? At a show Arielle was asked if it is ever wrong to call someone they/them, and we discuss that. Would you believe it if Ava told you she grew in a small Texas town where people prayed to Daddy God? We didn't nail any of the Fetish of the Week segments we tried to record so you get to hear our three attempts. Get ready for baby head dildos, sewn scrotal sac vulvas not attached to a transwoman, and assasination. Also, if you're in Houston we will be doing a live Gender Fluids show at The Secret Group on June 29th at 10PM. Tickets are $5 and can be purchases on The Secret Group's website. We will also both be doing standup the night before (June 28th) for The Healiners Series. The show starts at 10PM, is $5, and those tickets can also be purchased on The Secret Group's website.

Sex After Death, It's Our Denial Fiend, & Homophobia Jun 05, 2019

It's been a little over two weeks since Ava and Arielle sat down to talk, and good golly did they both need it. Ava talks about how she still hasn't had sex since her best friend died, Arielle talks though her thoughts on if she should try pretending to be a baby with its mother in a sexual context as a mean of catharsis for her mommy issues....to fill her mommy hole if you will, Ava's boobs keep getting bigger and bigger and she loves using them to keep children from swimming near her while out at the greenbelt, Ava and Arielle talk about how the Gender Fluids official Denial Fiend is doing so well and their adventures getting used to being doms, and the Fetish of the Week is homophobia!

Titty Tangents & Persephone Darner Talks Tickling May 29, 2019

What started as Ava trying to tell a story about getting her trans titties sucked on by her partner devolves into a series of tangents surrounding titties. We really try to stay on topic, but sometimes it just doesn't happen. Please forgive our drug addled brains. After all the titty stuff Persephone Darner stops by to talk about tickling, and actually manages to make tickleing sound appealing. We had such a nice time talking with Persephone and highly recommend you check out the tickling subreddit if you're interested in getting involved with the scene. As always your hosts are Ava Smartt and Arielle Isaac Norman.

Squirt One Out, Mormon Mom Talks, & Ghosts May 22, 2019

Ava talks about her best friend dying recently, Arielle talks about Mormons and her mother's beliefs, we get excited about our new denial fiend, and the fetish of the week is Ghosts....kind of.

Name Changes, Boobs vs. Balls, & Tickling Speculations May 15, 2019

Ava talks about her struggle to get her own name change right, Arielle tells Ava about a dream she had, Ava tells Arielle about going in a mosh pit with tender boobs, the difference between boob and ball pain is discussed, why do people care if women runners with high levels of testosterone compete against ones with normal levels?, Ava feels like an asshole for arguing with a friend over what can and can’t be joked about, and the Fetish of the Week is Tickling!

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Suppositories, Uncaged Listeners, & Panty Sniffing May 08, 2019

Once Ava gets on PrEP can someone please blow a load in her? Also if we could get a team of doctors together to turn all of her pills into suppositories that’d be great. Some listeners wrote in to us about how they become uncaged, so we take the time to talk through a couple of our favorite messages. If anybody would like to be an official Gender Fluids service sub please contact us. Arielle updates Ava on her foray into the world of polyamory, which includes a new girl we are calling The STEM (that stands for Stud Femme). The Fetish of the Week is panty sniffing!

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Family Dynamics, Polygamy, & Popper Training May 01, 2019

Austin talks about her new Daddy/Big Sister dynamic in her relationship, Austin tells Arielle about her birthday experience and living openly around her family, Arielle talks about exploring polyamory with her long hair girlfriend and telling her ex-Mormon mother she now believes in polygamy, Austin and Arielle dive into zoophilia within the furry community after a listener wrote in and told Austin about zoophiles working at Bad Dragon, and the Fetish of the Week is popper training!

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ASHwell Clinic, Loads, & Human Decanters Apr 24, 2019

Jeremy from the ASHwell Clinic stopped by to talk about PrEP, and naturally the talk drifted to more lurid conversation. How many loads is to many loads for PrEP to handle? What kind of people want to cut off a limb for some sort of satisfaction? What is a sex maze and how do we get invited to one? Fuck Aunt Becky. The Fetish of the Week is human decanters!

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Orgy Recap, Attractiveness To Us, & Dragons Apr 17, 2019

You can use Sprite to clean period blood off your fists if your water is out, Austin had an orgy at a burn and she tells all about it, boy do we have some thoughts about our first one star review, and the Fetish of the Week is Dragons!

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Safe Space Special: Fake Wokeness & Queer Fragility Apr 10, 2019

This is a not a normal episode. We break from our normal Gender Fluids episode style to spend the entire time talking about experiences Austin and Arielle have recently had with safe spaces, comedy, and the queer community. We sat down to record this a few weeks ago when Austin was told she was no longer welcome to be interviewed on a queer variety show after one of the co-hosts saw her tell two stories during a different show a week prior. Apparently Austin’s “comedic voice” didn’t fit the “values” of the show. After going through the reasons why Austin was told her comedic voice didn’t fit the values of the show Arielle talks about her experience performing on the show even after Austin was asked not to, and delves into her issues with queer safe spaces. Arielle then moves on to talk about her experience of and opinions about queer fragility, which is all tied into a story of her the time she did stand-up for the Mean Boys Podcast. There is no fetish of the week. There is no disgusting sex talk. There aren’t many jokes even. But goddamn y’all there is a lot here you should listen to.

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Dead Baby Milk, Poly Proposal Jealousy, & Tetris Apr 03, 2019

Who has the biggest boobs in her poly relationship? Austin does. Donate your clothes to your queer and trans and non-binary and gender exploring friends not to Goodwill. Arielle explores the difference between her gender identity and gender expression. Then Arielle tells Austin about how her girlfriend’s abortion helped her boobs get bigger. Austin talks about her partner proposing to their other girlfriend, Austin’s metamour. Austin speculates on what will happen at a burn she is going to and entertains the idea of giving her hard dick as a community contribution. And get ready for a nerdy time because the Fetish of the Week is Tetris!

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Period Shits, Love vs In Love, & Underwater Cum Mar 27, 2019

You’re going to want to follow our new Instagram page for period shits, trust us. If you drive around with bag of dicks in the trunk of your car please be careful! What is the difference between saying “I love you” and “I’m in love with you”? The fetish of the week is Underwater Cum!

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Frequent Fisting, Dolly Parton, & Fruit Mar 20, 2019

Austin had a few glasses of wine while recording so be prepared for her to sing 3 or 4 times in this episode. Arielle is fisting regularly now and please don’t call her hands “hands” anymore, refer to them as her dicks. Austin and Arielle dedicate a good chunk of the episode to talking about the bullshit outrage surrounding Dolly Parton and her comments about non-binary and pansexual people. There is a pretty hippy dippy discussion of positive vibrations, their power, and the way they manifest through language. Austin talks about becoming more confident in her actions and body when having sex thanks to dating this new couple. She tells a story of a glorious threesome to illustrate her point. And the Fetish of the Week is fruit!

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SXSW Dirty Girl Special (Dirty Differences, Intro to Kink, & Santa) Mar 13, 2019

Heather Ann Gottlieb, host of the podcast Dirty Girl which is also on the WhoHaha podcast network, came to Austin,TX for SXSW so we decided to do a crossover episode! Arielle talks about wanting to commit pitbull genocide, Heather and Austin talk about tearful Pixar animated shorts...

Polygamy Dreams, Coming Out Addiction, Tails, & Suicide Mar 06, 2019

We’re in a weird place this week. Arielle talks about her dream of one day becoming a polygamist Mormon roots, Austin asks Arielle about her describing the act of coming out as “addicting”, Austin talks about how coming out has been the opposite experience for her.

Poly Sibling Proximity, Viagra Party, & Cat Girls Feb 27, 2019

Arielle and Austin discuss their feelings surrounding polyamorous siblings being in the same dating pool, Austin tells the story of an adult sleepover she went to where she took viagra for the first time, Arielle fists her girlfriend really loudly, there is more blood than ever in Austin’s cum, trans people (and people in general) do more than just pee in bathrooms and there should be stickers to prove it, and the Fetish of the Week is Cat Girls!

Gay Molly Swoons, Self-Care Stupidity, & Fisting Feb 20, 2019

Austin talks for….a good while about a experience she had taking molly with the poly couple she’s been seeing so strap in and get ready for some real gay swooning, Arielle tells Austin about how having her new girlfriend scratching her poison ivy as a means to feel more comfortable dirty talking and saying “harder” in while having sex, & Arielle inadvertently picks the Fetish of the Week by diving head first into stories (both old and new) of Fisting!

Queer Capitalism, Body Hate/Boob Love, & Cum In Panties Feb 13, 2019

Austin and Arielle both got the same bot messaging them on Instagram trying to get them to buy some gay themed merchandise by guilt tripping them over their love of LGBTQ people and they really just want companies to stop chasing that ever elusive yet profitable dollar, Austin talks briefly about the corporatization of Pride and the wonderful DIY alternative to the official Pride parade in Austin, TX called Queerbomb.

Shitting Yourself, Drug Compatibility, & Choking Feb 06, 2019

Wow...there really is no better way to feel alive then shitting yourself so strap in and get ready vicariously feel alive Austin tells the story of a recent picnic date she went on, Austin and Arielle talk about masturbating and Austin’s new porn watching habits now that she is well into medically transitioning, Arielle talks about doing acid around her soon to be second ex-wife without telling her she was taking acid...

Bloody Hands, Detransitioning (Transception), & Snuff Jan 30, 2019

Arielle finally has sex with a girl on her period and she has the bloody hands to prove it, Austin gets a reality check when Arielle points out her wedding fantasies put her romantically way ahead of the people she is fantasizing about...

Poly Romanticization, Demisexual Certainty, & Priests Jan 23, 2019

Austin talks about learning to think to think of romantic futures with a poly couple she has caught the feels for, Arielle decides she is demisexual and for once doesn’t need to question if a part of her identity is true, Austin complains about getting random messages from trans chasers on Instagram, Arielle tell Austin about grabbing a beer with a listener and then the idea of making porn comes up, and the Fetish of the Week is Priests!

Goodbye to Boners, Numbing Ourselves, & 9/11 Jan 16, 2019

We apologize for Austin’s stuffy ass nose in the second half of the episode. Besides that - Arielle has wounds on her hands that won’t heal to the amount of moisture she has on them every day as a result of her flourishing sex life, Austin has lost the ability to easily get a boner and talks her new adventures with a poly couple.

Pronoun Anthropology, Long Hair Journeys, & Hypnotism Jan 09, 2019

Austin is back in town from a long family vacation and boy are her arms tired of being called “he” all the time! Arielle is having sex with a girl that has long hair, and she is actually into this long hair girl, and oh my gosh some very big things (one involving the long hair girl’s butthole) have gone down while Austin was out of town.

Season Two Introductions & Content Warnings Jan 09, 2019

Welcome to Season 2 of Gender Fluids! This episode is designed to get you caught up on all things Gender Fluids, and to give you an idea of what to expect in the the show. First Austin and Arielle give a quick rundown of how they identify. Then they both talk about why they are doing the show and why they think the show is special and important. And finally Austin and Arielle give Gender Fluids first ever Content Warnings and Trigger Warnings!

Bad Rudolph, Trans Bravery, & Orgasm Denial Dec 19, 2018

Brace yourself! We go a little long this week because it is THE LAST GENDER FLUIDS OF THE YEAR and we have some special announcements for y’all at the end of the episode.

Dating Cis Men, Bad Communication, & Sissification Dec 12, 2018

In this episode Arielle talks about her dates with cis men and the emotions wrapped up in those experiences, Austin is reminded of a disappointing date she went on the other night, and the fetish of the week is Sissification! As always your hosts are Austin Smartt and Arielle Isaac Norman.

Are We Gay?, Penis Plans, & Transformations Dec 05, 2018

In this episode Arielle is giddy because she has a hot new dentist, Austin talks about her feelings surrounding a recent date with a cis straight dude, Arielle and Austin interrogate their own gayness, everybody should go listen to the hottest new Thin Lizzy cover band Thick Clitty and Arielle comes up with a new segment “What Are You Gonna Do With Your Dick?”.

Three Boobs, Strapless Dildo, & Trolling Nov 28, 2018

In this episode Austin tells Arielle about a woman who decided to get a third boob surgically added to her chest in an effort to make herself less sexually attractive to men, Austin gives her review of the Ustrap Strapless Dildo that Tabutoys.com sent her, and the fetish of the week is Trolling! We know, that sounds like a lame fetish, but boy does it lead the conversation to some interesting places.

Tampon Tea, Packer Vacation, & Erotic Fanfic: After You Nov 21, 2018

In this episode Austin tells Arielle about people in Indonesia that are boiling tampons and drinking the water to get intoxicated, the worlds of concealed carry and diaper lovers finally and beautifully intersects, Arielle talks about her experience using a packer for the first time while on vacation with his family, Austin rants a bit about manspreading and how people don’t understand it’s necessity, and Austin and Arielle debut the first Erotic Fanfic For a Fan simply titled “Part One: After You”.

Bloody Ejaculate, Sex Toy Speculation, & Bug Bites Nov 14, 2018

In this episode Austin eats crow for gloating that she would never have a period because her trans vagina would be man-made, Arielle is given a safety lesson on dating cis guys and remarks on her experiences dating them so far, Austin and Arielle share their predictions for what they think their experiences will be with some sex toys they’re reviewing for Tabutoys.com in a new monthly segment, & the fetish of the week is Bug Bites!

Period Sex, Alligator Rape, & Pantyhose Nov 07, 2018

In this episode Austin admits the Trump administration’s writing trans people out of existence may have had some unintended positive side effects that she has been enjoying, Austin and Arielle attempt to have a conversation about what we are “supposed” to do when dating but end up having two different conversations (this is what happens when you do drugs folks), Arielle talks about disliking the feeling of period blood on her hands and tries to figure out how to tell people that...

Gender Fluids Live! Oct 31, 2018

It’s our first live show! Y’all we are so happy with how this show turned out. When we decided to start doing live shows we didn’t know if anyone would care enough to come, but we ended up selling out the show! The audio for this one is a little wonky, but don’t worry that’ll get fixed next time.

Trans Genitals, Freebleeding Men, & Vomit Oct 24, 2018

In this episode Austin and Arielle marvel at cis people who want to have bottom surgery to change their genitals, Austin tells the story of getting a rather weird email from her doctor, Austin explains the process of dilation that transwomen have to do after having bottom surgery.

Hybrid Orgasms, Pervy Architecture, & Farts Oct 17, 2018

In this episode Arielle talks about how she is has learned to have a hybrid anal/clitoral orgasm using the power of her mind, Austin opens up about how she has only ever though positive things about poorly designed buildings that let folks see up her skirts, we rage about people being arrested in Florida in an online prostitution sting, Arielle talks about transboys being into gay porn, and the fetish of the week is Farts!

Gyno Converts, Mispronouning, & Mummification Oct 10, 2018

Arielle talks about asking customers at work how they perceive her, then Arielle gloats about how perfect his vagina is and how he is sad Austin's trans vagina will never be as perfect, this is followed by a story of Arielle helping their gyno understand trans kids, Austin and Arielle talk about why the use of mispronouning is better than saying misgendering in a lot of cases, Austin tells trans people to chill out, and the fetish of the week is mummification!

Mo Alexander: An Old School Kinky Dude Oct 03, 2018

The incomparable Mo Alexander graced us with his presence for this episode. We talk to Mo about how he figured out he was kinky, what its like to be a sadist, going to gay bars in Memphis, TN at age 16 so he could drink underage, Tennessee bondage clubs, how he things about being a sadist, and so so much more.

Religious DDLG, Trans on Trans Misgendering, & Hypnotism Sep 26, 2018

In this episode Arielle talks about a table read they went to where the director and cast ended up naturally figuring out how to use pronouns around Arielle, Arielle talks about a weird gender/genital oriented pickup line tossed at them, Austin admits she wasn't happy about getting set up on a blind date with another transwoman, Austin and Arielle dive into the sensations of butts and putting things in them.

Canine Copulation, Twincest, & Doll Fetishes Sep 19, 2018

Arielle tells the story of being confronted by an old lady with a cane after a comedy show, Austin and Arielle parse through the story of a Colorado couple who got caught having sex with their dog, Dog anatomy is discussed, the wonderful experience of having sex with a Penguin is yearned for, Austin talks about a recent Twincest scenario that caught her off guard.

Thank You, Sex Party Proposition, & GO VOTE FOR US! Sep 13, 2018

Gender Fluids got nominated for Best Local Podcast in the Austin Chronicle's Best of Austin 2018 poll! Arielle and Austin decided to record a short livestream video thanking everyone that nominated the podcast and encouraging folks to go vote for Gender Fluids on the official ballot. This is the audio from that livestream.

Learning to Lie, Changed Minds, & Ovipositors Sep 12, 2018

We start off with a lovely clip from Dan Savage's podcast Savage Lovecast because Dan beautifully (and much more articulately than we ever could) comment on an article about folks openness to dating trans people we talked about a few episodes back.

Butthole Maintenance, Genital Aromas, & Dental Fetishes Sep 08, 2018

Arielle helps Austin realize she is a cum slut, Austin talks about what tucking as a trans woman makes her dick smell like, we dive into regulating what you eat in order to be clean and clear for anal sex, Arielle talks about anal and bonus holes with their boyfriend, Arielle talks about the pleasant experience of meeting their boyfriend's mom for the first time.

Nude Pictures, Slobbery Make Outs, & Enemas Aug 29, 2018

In this episode Austin and Arielle wish they could work at women's bodybuilding competitions, Arielle goes into their issues with dysphoria and body dysmorphia when it comes to taking and sending nude pictures, and Austin talks though her feelings about dirty talk.

Body Hair, Destroyed Pussy, & Used Panties Aug 15, 2018

Holy shit welcome to our longest episode so far! Austin briefly goes over her romantic history with guys and a little portion of her gender evolution, Arielle and Austin read message from a listener about body hair (that leads into a discussion of where shave came from, how society thinks about body hair, who shaves and who doesn't, and what it is like to "wake up" and realize you don't have to shave your legs).

Bitchin' Bodies, Trans Name Changes, & Sneezing Aug 07, 2018

A mushroom trip helps Austin feel ok in her own body, Arielle discusses leaving their sports bra on while fucking their new boyfriend, we go through some way we talk about trans peoples' genitals, Austin decides it is time to change her first name and offers up the her top picks for new names, Austin and Arielle talk about how the alt-right and different groups can like their jokes for the wrong reasons, and the fetish of the week is sneezing!

Dog Licking, July Whore-O-Scope, & Blood Jul 27, 2018

Ep. 25- Dog Licking, July Whore-O-Scope, & Blood by Gender Fluids

Pronoun Revelations, Masculine of Center, & Period Stuffs Jul 19, 2018

Ep. 24 - Pronoun Revelations, Masculine of Center, & Period Stuffs by Gender Fluids

Reverse Potty Training, Feminist Porn, & TERFs Jul 12, 2018

In this episode Arielle describes a creepy game she used to play with her mormon family called Poor Pussy, people who like to meow are interrogated, the act of un-potty training (or reverse potty training) is explained to Arielle by Austin, in this segment of "What The Fuck Does That Mean" we explain the term TERF, a potential issue with feminist porn and all women comedy shows is discussed, and the fetish of the week is Fire!

Bathroom Sounds, Hypothetically Offended, & Electrocution Jun 27, 2018

In this episode Austin and Arielle talk about the decision to circumcise babies, how The Force could be used in sex, an experience Arielle has being uncomfortable around other lesbians/gender non-conforming people, some dumb women at a Pride parade who got offended in real life about a hypothetical situation, Austin's auditory experiences and immaturity in bathrooms, and people who like involving electricity in sex.

Monthly Horoscope, What is Single?, & Kidnapping Jun 20, 2018

In this episode Austin talks about being on hormones for over six months, a new segment called "What the Fuck Does That Mean?" is introduced, the combined astrological skills of Austin and Arielle are together to create a monthly Gender Fluids horoscope, the question "what does being single even mean?" is given something close to an answer, Austin can't make up her mind about what "hooking up" means, and the fetish of the week is Kidnapping!

The Miseducation of Livia (Gay Alphabet, Church Rituals, & Peeing Yourself) Jun 15, 2018

We started off with the best intentions when recording this episode. Our goal was to bring in a young listener who didn't understand some of the terminology we were using. We were going to work our way the the queer alphabet (LGGBTQQIAAPP) and explain what each letter meant. This was a failure. We drank too much wine and beer and smoked too much shit. We do talk about Arielle leaving the Mormon church, an encounter Livia had with a foot fetish hookup, people who like to pee themselves, urinals in women's re

Aight Foursomes, Queer Hecklers, & Figging Jun 01, 2018

In this episode Arielle talks more about being single, Austin spends what feels like forever describing an uncomfortable threesome turned foursome, a shocking experience involving queer hecklers at Arielle's weekly stand up show where heckling is allowed is discussed, and a super cute kink/fetish called Figging is dug into. YUMMY.

Uglies Anonymous, Queer Youth Advice, & Tentacle Dreams May 18, 2018

In this episode Austin and Arielle get very open and honest when Austin reads some advice she gave to a young trans girl who recently came out to an unsupportive mother, it is decided that to stop the Incel movement we need to have Uglies Anonymous for these wackos, Arielle talks about her excitement over a potential threesome situation, and Shane Battierr has a nightmare involving a pit of tentacles.

Power Bottoms, Mommy Holes, & Scissoring May 02, 2018

Arielle finally starts to own and accept her identity as a power bottom, Austin does her best baby voice, welcome to the world of mommis, Arielle's mother turned her gay, the two ask, "Why do we even care about gay bars closing?", people are made fun of for being too sensitive about funny pictures, the truth about scissoring is revealed, and Arielle's erotic D&D character Shane Battierr is back!

Mormon Spies, Getting Laid, & Erotic D&D Apr 25, 2018

Austin talks about fucking a dude and another trans girl and all that goes into that mentally, Arielle tells us about how her mother turned her gay and the Mormon spies that are still after her, and Shane Battierr gets closer to figuring out how to make a mysterious subterranean species orgasm. All this, and more, in this weeks episode.

Fetlife, Faux Abortions, & Sounding Apr 04, 2018

Arielle has finally joined the dark side and started a Fetlife page, Austin is now single and hooked up with another transgirl, masturbating with new toys is always fun, hopefully people don't like putting partially aborted fetuses inside them, gay familial incest is complicated and not complicated, and sometimes people put things into their urethra.

Periods, Internet Engagement, & Elves Mar 14, 2018

Periods. Period blood. Items that absorb period blood. People who are into all those things. Get ready for a period heavy episode, y'all. It's a hoot. Austin and Arielle also discuss engaging with folks online, transgender Ted talks, how Arielle could find a way to like monster/alien porn, and the problem with seeing the faces of people you listen to on the radio or read about in books.

Reality TV, Ideological Purity, & Verbal Degradation Mar 07, 2018

In this episode Austin and Arielle talk about a push for ideological purity on the left, then debate dogs eating cum out of people and the ethics of such situations. After that, strap in for a long discussion of reality TV shows Queer Eye, Naked and Afraid, and Survivor...which naturally leads into a discussion on cannibalism. We also pick back up with Arielle's erotic D&D character, Shane Battier, as Austin sets up the dire nature of his next sexual encounter.

Arielle's Erotic D&D Adventure Feb 28, 2018

Arielle gets her very own episode! In this bonus edition of Gender Fluids, Arielle talks about how she learned to masturbate as a three year old, and then spends the rest of the episode creating a character to play through a loose D&D like roleplaying sex game that Austin created in hopes of expanding Arielle's comfortability with different fetishes.

Potato Chips, Musicals, & Grannies Feb 28, 2018

In this episode Arielle and Austin dig into why Austin doesn't like musicals, how Matt Stone & Trey Parker helped Arielle leave the Mormon church, the idiocy of gendered potato chips & the problems with how the left responded to them, and last but not least people who love grannies. Get ready to have your cheeks pinched ya cutie!

That's Wild, Y'all White As Hell (Trans UFC Fighters, Bathroom Door Signs, & Latex) Feb 15, 2018

Eric Nimmer is one of Austin and Arielle's oldest friend in the comedy community. In this episode the three friends talk about transgender UFC fighters, bathroom door signs, latex fetishists, so much more. Follow Eric on Twitter and Instagram @nimmerthegreat Follow Austin on Twitter and Instagram @austinissmartt Follow Arielle on Twitter @pooptampon and on Instagram @selfawarielle

Micropenises, Fandom Fantasies, & Food Feb 07, 2018

In this episode Arielle talks about how her intense levels of jealousy lead her to incorporate fidelity into her fantasies, Austin admits that even she misgenders herself sometimes, guys with micropenises get thoroughly laughed at and critiqued for their lack of apparent sexual innovation, and tasty food fetishes get talked about.

Trans Friends, Lil Bitches, & FEET Jan 31, 2018

In this episode Arielle asks Austin about having trans friends, female autoerotic asphyxiation, and vaginal fluid preferences. Austin tells Arielle about foot fetishes, and attempts to give a shoutout to Double Scorpio VHS Cleaner (but forgot to mention their name because she got too high). In the process of all that Arielle and Austin end up calling everyone Lil Bitches and blame the current state of our country on the queer community. So strap in (or on) and get ready to get weird.

Lil Sex, Lot-O-Gender Jan 24, 2018

Gender swapping a white elephant gift exchange, coming out to small town grandparents, hormonal paradigms, and getting filled with eggs from another species...this episode is a doozy.

Gaybor Gabe's Gangbang, Hormones, & Pee Jan 11, 2018

For the first episode of the 2018 Austin and Arielle decided to have their first guest on! Austin's gaybor, Gabe, sits down to talk through his experience at a surprisingly well organized gay male cruising party/orgy/gangbang. The three dive into the emotional implications of the situation, how to navigate such a space, the health risks involved, who is sucking what in what way, and so much more. Also, Arielle asks Austin why people liking to be peed on is so damn popular.

Bad Dreams, Vaginal Sizes, & Breeding Dec 13, 2017

In this gender heavy episode Arielle talks about an intense dream involving a weird version of Austin, and in doing so gets to an emotional center of their continuing exploration of gender identity. Austin and Arielle also tackle the issue of vaginal sizes, Halloween costumes, breeding fetishes, and potatoes in places they should never be.

Bikinis, Bestiality, & Balloons Dec 06, 2017

Do you want to know if beastiality is legal in your state? What is going through the mind of the person who decides to have sex with their dog for the first time? Listen to this weeks episode to find out, plus get educated on some lovely folks who get turned on by balloons.

Hard Limits, Pubes, & Public Arousal Nov 08, 2017

What are the sexual acts that Austin and Arielle just won't engage in? Do most public speakers get off from being in front of crowds? Whats up with people liking the smell of farts? Listen to find out, y'all!

The Timeless Hobby of Preserving Dicks in Jars Oct 18, 2017

Arielle continues questioning what is up with his gender, a dude cuts off and saves penises, another dude ejaculates onto flutes, and Austin makes vaginas less attractive to Arielle after he learns about people with a birthing fetish.

So You Want to be a Human Pony? Oct 06, 2017

For our second episode Austin and Arielle talk about Austin's dog, Ellie, being misgendered, the idiocy of laws limiting Trans people's access to bathrooms, and pony play! Do you not know what pony play is? Don't feel bad, neither did Arielle. Also included is our hopeless plea for Fleshlight to sponsor us.

The Big Three: Sex, Gender, & DMT Sep 21, 2017

In this first episode you get to know the hosts of Gender Fluids a little better as Austin and Arielle attempt to identify themselves, talk about some of their own fantasies, and do a little DMT mid episode. Tune in next week to hear about dogs getting misgendered, bathroom bills, the problem with talking about intense personal matters in a public way, and folks who have a pony play fetish!

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