Full 90 Soccer Time

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S3E11 Deal or No Deal Reaction Pod Jun 11, 2020

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Dallas, Vancouver, and San Jose all walk into an Orlando for some freaky group stuff with Seattle, Fartland gets picked last, and we’re going to tell Group F we are just going out for a pack of smokes then leave them in Florida. MLS is Back Tournament draw is...back? No Gregr, so go give us 69 stars on iTunes k thx. See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

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S3E10 - Iguana Banana Jun 10, 2020

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MLS is Back and Chicago finally has a chance to win the World Cup. Scuba Steve knows that July and August could spell disaster for the Sounders, but we’ll all be up at 6am to see how it goes. Would you want to see this tournament every year? Also, hot jaw massage! See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

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S3E09 - Name That Bird Jun 03, 2020

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Our DEFINITELY weekly look into Seattle Sounders FC. We could be getting close to an MLS return unless players and the league can’t figure out who gets Danny Leyva in the custody battle and how to spend as little time in Orlando as possible. Also, find out which stadium in California is certified for you to do your business in! See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

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S3E08 - Cardboard Fans May 05, 2020

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Times are bleak when even our biggest-bois can’t compete. If one player were to have no impulse control and get a face tattoo, we all know who it would be. Somehow we got Roger Levesque to talk to us this week, but you have to sit through our insufferable bits before you get to hear him. Sit down, tune in, and draw us like one of your French girls. See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

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S3E07 - "You could hear them fart" Apr 30, 2020

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Well, this was uploaded to the wrong feed so it never went live here. Good job, Gregr. We don’t know when we’ll soccer again, but we do know that Sumo has not, will not, and shant ever let us down. This week on Full 90 Sumo Time we talk favorite wrestlers in no particular order, why we should glorify their fatness, and we give the well deserved shoutouts to David’s mom, Dijanet. See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

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S3E06 - Haus Musik Apr 16, 2020

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Seattle’s third most famous celebrity joins Full 90 Soccer Time this week as we break down the hottest soccer league hopefully getting some of that foreign royalty cash. Quarantine has made us terrible at small talk, but great at joking about the inevitability of our eventual death, so we have that going for us. Please bring soccer back so we have something to talk about. See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

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S3E05 - Best Ever Man Of The Match Apr 07, 2020

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Do you miss sports? Do you miss haircuts? We can’t fix either of those things, but we can make dildo jokes and talk about Nico’s new facial hair. We’re all trying to make sense of the world and our new lives right now, and we can’t fix the sports thing, but come goof around with us for a few minutes and we hope it makes your day a bit better. Stay safe. See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

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Stoppage Time (literally) - Non-Essential Content Mar 13, 2020

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The Coronavirus has postponed the MLS season, at least for now, but what will the state of the league be after 30 days, and do we all need to buy bidets? The 25th season of MLS will be one we’ll never forget, but probably not for the reasons they wanted. Wipe your butts, wash your hands, and stay away from us for this special edition pod that no one asked us to record. See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

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S3E03 - The Prince Leo Mar 10, 2020

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We’ve been practicing mandatory social distancing for years! This week on the pod, we learn about the fat slap, Branden’s Green birthday, and Miguel Ibarra learning to do the robot. Nouhou becomes the chaos and earns a point, and our Scottish Sounders are getting all the red cards. You’re going to need a fat slap after this weekend’s pie day match. See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

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S2E03 - Fear Poops Mar 04, 2020

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Japan found the cure for coronavirus*, injury (duty) issues are already a concern, and finally Branden can stop with the fear poops - it's a good thing because Seattle bought up all the toilet paper in the region. Does anyone need any left shoes? Bonus points if you score a goal involving the Crew Coach who smells like farts (probably). Also, how'd Jordan Morris get so thicc? *Japan didn't find ****. See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

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