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S4E03 - Trippy Grimace AGAIN Mar 27, 2021

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This is the same episode as yesterday but without cutting Branden off mid-sentence. The injustice, we know! Anyway, thanks/sorry but what were you expecting from this show?!

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S4E03 - Trippy Grimace Mar 26, 2021

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This kit is #hot, it’s our bodies that are #garbage. Haterz gonna hate, but Sounders gonna cash in on a son about the history of the wars on Neptune. Look, we’re gonna be honest, we spend a lot of time talking about this wizard bird kit and a little bit of time talking about how we aren’t over the fact Danny Leyva WAS ROBBED.

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S4E02 - Joevin and Jones Mar 18, 2021

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LIBERTY LIBERTY LIBERTY CLAP CLAP CLAP. We finally figured out what Zulily does, and finally, a review that *gets* us. It’s impossible to tear your hamstring in Canada (because you end up tearing something else). Go get a cup of Fredy’s coffee, and listen to our garbage.

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S4E01 - ETERNAL BAD FOREVER GARBAGE Mar 04, 2021

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We’re back, and we’re so sorry. We finally found the megazord of Branden and Gregr’s favorite sports (and the athletes even look like Power Rangers), plus we prove just how little we know about what happened in the Sounders offseason! God I hope we bleeped everything.

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S3E37 - Bottoms Up Dec 15, 2020

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The offseason abyss is upon us, but not until we figure out a Nouhou way to make money, one suitable for your resume. We talk all the players who are coming back (like Jowel Paulo), the ones who are leaving, and the ones who are starting their own consulting firms in 2021. BRB - figuring out how to waste your time with new episodes this offseason.

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S3E36 - MLS Cup Highlighter Fight Dec 08, 2020

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The Combination DJ Schmetz House Muzik/Taco Time went BANANAS last night and we’re going to the Cup! Minnesota got all Fartland leaky in the end and Big Bill Energy took over. We spent way too much time talking about actual soccer but at least our wives aren’t mad at us!

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S3E35 - The Jordan Morris Super Serum Dec 02, 2020

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Top o’ the mornin’ to Shane O’Neill and ABSOLUTELY NOBODY ELSE. The man who we all expected to carry us into playoff glory...checks notes… Shane O’Neill used his noggin to secure yet another berth into the Water Closet Finals. It’s a good thing he’s a big boy because that green screen jersey is gonna sell SO MANY ADS.

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S3E34 - That's So Nouhou... Nov 26, 2020

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We've got an idea to really anger the "football" purists that quickly gets wiener-y and then we basically spend an entire episode hashing out the existence of commentator Taylor Twellman. One of our shows got cancelled but it's not the one about ol' crazy legs - #ThatsSoNouhou. Sure glad it wasn't him with the #NouFlu... or is it #FluHou?

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S3E33 - And the Golden Clog Goes To... Nov 19, 2020

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Would you rather fight 100 LAFC size FC Friscos or 1 FC Frisco size LAFC? Some guy older than Ichiro bought into the Sounders because his wife loves Macklemore, and Hodor Dame gets a new logo. It’s a slow news week, ok?

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S3E32 - Would Third Place Have Been Better? Nov 11, 2020

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Seattle managed to claw back second place in the Western Conference with a big win on hashtag Decision Day double hashtag dollar sign, but could it have been better to be bested by Fartland and their farts?

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