Full 90 Soccer Time

S4E03 - Trippy Grimace AGAIN Mar 27, 2021

This is the same episode as yesterday but without cutting Branden off mid-sentence. The injustice, we know! Anyway, thanks/sorry but what were you expecting from this show?!

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S4E03 - Trippy Grimace Mar 26, 2021

This kit is #hot, it’s our bodies that are #garbage. Haterz gonna hate, but Sounders gonna cash in on a son about the history of the wars on Neptune. Look, we’re gonna be honest, we spend a lot of time talking about this wizard bird kit and a little bit of time talking about how we aren’t over the fact Danny Leyva WAS ROBBED.

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S4E02 - Joevin and Jones Mar 18, 2021

LIBERTY LIBERTY LIBERTY CLAP CLAP CLAP. We finally figured out what Zulily does, and finally, a review that *gets* us. It’s impossible to tear your hamstring in Canada (because you end up tearing something else). Go get a cup of Fredy’s coffee, and listen to our garbage.

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S4E01 - ETERNAL BAD FOREVER GARBAGE Mar 04, 2021

We’re back, and we’re so sorry. We finally found the megazord of Branden and Gregr’s favorite sports (and the athletes even look like Power Rangers), plus we prove just how little we know about what happened in the Sounders offseason! God I hope we bleeped everything.

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S3E37 - Bottoms Up Dec 15, 2020

The offseason abyss is upon us, but not until we figure out a Nouhou way to make money, one suitable for your resume. We talk all the players who are coming back (like Jowel Paulo), the ones who are leaving, and the ones who are starting their own consulting firms in 2021. BRB - figuring out how to waste your time with new episodes this offseason.

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S3E36 - MLS Cup Highlighter Fight Dec 08, 2020

The Combination DJ Schmetz House Muzik/Taco Time went BANANAS last night and we’re going to the Cup! Minnesota got all Fartland leaky in the end and Big Bill Energy took over. We spent way too much time talking about actual soccer but at least our wives aren’t mad at us!

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S3E35 - The Jordan Morris Super Serum Dec 02, 2020

Top o’ the mornin’ to Shane O’Neill and ABSOLUTELY NOBODY ELSE. The man who we all expected to carry us into playoff glory...checks notes… Shane O’Neill used his noggin to secure yet another berth into the Water Closet Finals. It’s a good thing he’s a big boy because that green screen jersey is gonna sell SO MANY ADS.

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S3E34 - That's So Nouhou... Nov 26, 2020

We've got an idea to really anger the "football" purists that quickly gets wiener-y and then we basically spend an entire episode hashing out the existence of commentator Taylor Twellman. One of our shows got cancelled but it's not the one about ol' crazy legs - #ThatsSoNouhou. Sure glad it wasn't him with the #NouFlu... or is it #FluHou?

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S3E33 - And the Golden Clog Goes To... Nov 19, 2020

Would you rather fight 100 LAFC size FC Friscos or 1 FC Frisco size LAFC? Some guy older than Ichiro bought into the Sounders because his wife loves Macklemore, and Hodor Dame gets a new logo. It’s a slow news week, ok?

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S3E32 - Would Third Place Have Been Better? Nov 11, 2020

Seattle managed to claw back second place in the Western Conference with a big win on hashtag Decision Day double hashtag dollar sign, but could it have been better to be bested by Fartland and their farts?

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S3E31 - Hands off Schmetz's guns Nov 04, 2020

Is Brian Schmetzer about to get paid or get let go (and do you want to win Branden’s new house)? Sounders play twice in the post-election dystopia that makes about as much sense as how they are deciding the MajorLeagueSoccerdotcom.com standings. Put your green screen mask over your bald head and dive in to this week’s new pod.

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S3E30 - FIFA 69 Oct 29, 2020

King of the Mountain Sounders FC made the playoffs for the 12th time in 10 years playing against Vancouver Montero in Portland (past Branden and Gregr are very confused). FIFA 21 is ALL OVER THE PLACE with their characters, but at least they got the neck tattoos right (and oo la la Cristian Roldan can GET IT). Also, we have a website now so @ us next time - full90podcast.com

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S3E29 - That's Some Top Notch Fandering Oct 21, 2020

Get off the ATV that turns into a helicopter that Obafemi Martins bought for you and listen to this podcast. Mauro Rosales gives expert medical attention, and expert medical attention is what all four of our left backs need. Jordan Morris, on the other hand, needs a rest, especially before he joins the Yeimar/Torres Megazord.

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S3E28 - Return of the Injury Generator Oct 14, 2020

The team that once got the plagued also got stopped by corona - no match against Colorado this week means a Sounders FC squad that looked they were fresh out of dental surgery and straight on to the pitch have a little extra time to recuperate before Sunday's away match against "Jan" Jose. We have seeds and trees and birds and bees, plus, the unexpected return of our old friend - it's not a reverse-Voldermort, it's the dreaded Injury Generator *spooky sfx* *bat noises*.

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S3E27 - We're Starting a Supporters Group Oct 06, 2020

Finally, this podcast is taking a stand on something: we are Pro PRO Pro/Rel and we don’t care who knows. Boy 1 and Boy 2 here to tell you that Big Boi and Joao Boy-o are going to be our saviors as Ruidiaz dips to Peru for the annual guinea pig games. Hide your wives, because Brad Evans is making eyes and he knows exactly what he’s doing. This episode is (not) brought to you by Thomas Edison Teriyaki.

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S3E26 - Pad Cast Sep 29, 2020

Hey boss babe, sell five chankonabes and become a Yokozuna like me, Alex Roldan. Roman Torres is BACK to retain his title as biggest boi, and to defeat the northern invaders, Whitecaps FC who are Bryan Meredith-less (#FindBryan) in Seattle. Who has the best thick hot beef in Seattle?

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S3E25 - Hangin Chads Sep 22, 2020

If you’re still getting your news from mlssoccerdotcom.com, what are you doing? Tour de France, check. Sumo, check. Sumo de France, check. Geopolitical breaking news and Thursday night television, double check. It’s all here on Full90somethingsomething we should figure out what we are called on social media.

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S3E24 - AC Seattle Sep 15, 2020

In the literal hellscape we currently live in, it would appear that it is also a groundhog day of a season as the Sounders will play LAFC for the infinith time, but at least LAFC only beat San Jose 5-1. It’s a good thing the Sounders play in America otherwise they would score less goals, and it’s too bad Vancouver plays in Vancouver AC instead of BC. All this on a new episode of Jan’s favorite podcast. See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

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S3E23 - Fancy France Ranch Sep 09, 2020

Like a stadium in Texas, our podcast feed sounds better with piped in crowd noise and is only 25% full. As you’ll hear, we have to do the 8 mile thing where we dunk on ourselves so nobody can dunk on us first. How do you pronounce it, France or France? See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

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S3E22 - Spicy Weiner Aug 25, 2020

When a bad touch leads to discussion about the human condition, it can only mean one thing — soccer is back. Emodiaz pulled the soccer ball out of the Wizard Bird virtual ad realm to t-bag the Timbers and Kelvin Leerdam apparently made his MLS debut, but is the world destined to get better, or are we just as awful, but with access to the internet? Makes you think. See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

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S3E21 - Cape Up Aug 12, 2020

Grab your bi-color cape, we're keeping soccer alive the best way we know how! Let the sickness continue so the league can live. Also, warning about possible inhalation of exercise farts... See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

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S3E20 - Awww Coconuts Jul 23, 2020

We waited for lightning and storms to pass and we still don’t know who the Sounders will play in the Playoffs Jr., or how they somehow secured the #2 seed in their group, or how Vancouver advanced at all, or what Brian Schmetzer’s username is. When Nouhou is your safest player in defense, you know you’re in good hands. See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

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S3E19 - Ruined Diaz Jul 16, 2020

We’d rather eat a deep dish pizza than be put through 100 minutes of that again. The Rave Green were drenched in the springs of the Chad Barrett River, but they’re going to need more than that if they plan on beating accidental Canadian goals on Sunday. Sounders advance if [insert complicated scenarios here] but basically if they win. See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

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S3E18 - NSFL: Neck Space For Lease Jul 11, 2020

Well, that was something. Sounders are back, kinda, and if you want to get up early on Tuesday, you can see if it gets any better, because it can’t get worse. You can now lease your neck to Raul Ruidiaz for future tattoos, but you should get in line. JUST GIVE THE GD BALL TO RAUL. See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

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S3E17 - Salty Man Water Jul 09, 2020

Two games into the tournament (or one if you’re Gregr) and we learned a few things. Mainly, MLS is crap, white shirts are see-through when wet #FreeTheNip, and we should all hold our ACLs a little more close. Dunking on MLS is still original and cool, right? See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

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S3E16 - Skip The Kissing Booth Jul 07, 2020

Time to change the name to the Most of MLS is back Cup! FC Dallas hit the long dusty highway home and Nashville seem ready to do the same, but Dr. Spaceman seems to think it’s still safe to play and that Don Garber’s Kissing Booth doesn’t break any public health guidelines. In 100 years, the best soccer rivalry will be a disaster, but for now it’s just San Jose. See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

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S3E15 - I Must Be Emu Jul 02, 2020

Are there Emos in Australia? The Retournament is somehow still happening despite FC Dallas coming down with so much COVID. Stretch ya neck with Raul. Come get a podcast sandwich of undercooked potatoes and Hot Garbage*. Stabby Rip Stab Stab *Hot Garbage is no included on the all inclusive menu and you will be bill $95. See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

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S3E14 - The Retournament Jun 24, 2020

We found the Wizard Bird! By we, we mean you, and by you, we mean Jean and David. The Green Sounders look great, so let’s hope they play those guys in the Returnament. Florida is a HOT MESS but MLS seems to love a challenge, so far the tournament is still on. Could FC Dallas start without their universally-hated number one GK? Let’s hope so. See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

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S3E13 - Squirrelos Jun 17, 2020

Is time real? Are birds real? Is any of this world real? Harry Shipp left the Sounders to go wrestle with some of life’s existential questions and left the rest of us behind IN ORLANDO WITH CALEB PORTER. Sounders sign two new players, but really they just signed one really tall man who is 100% definitely old enough to buy beer. You can tell by his mustache. See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

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S3E12 - Raul Rufousdiaz Jun 12, 2020

Quick, three beers! The New Episode of Full 90 Soccer Time Tournament is back and we are taking a look at all groups of the MLS is Back tournament, except stupid boring group A, which sucks. We STILL don’t know how to watch the soccer, but the soccer is coming. We also discovered a lizard bird, so you’re welcome. See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

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S3E11 Deal or No Deal Reaction Pod Jun 11, 2020

Dallas, Vancouver, and San Jose all walk into an Orlando for some freaky group stuff with Seattle, Fartland gets picked last, and we’re going to tell Group F we are just going out for a pack of smokes then leave them in Florida. MLS is Back Tournament draw is...back? No Gregr, so go give us 69 stars on iTunes k thx. See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

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S3E10 - Iguana Banana Jun 10, 2020

MLS is Back and Chicago finally has a chance to win the World Cup. Scuba Steve knows that July and August could spell disaster for the Sounders, but we’ll all be up at 6am to see how it goes. Would you want to see this tournament every year? Also, hot jaw massage! See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

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S3E09 - Name That Bird Jun 03, 2020

Our DEFINITELY weekly look into Seattle Sounders FC. We could be getting close to an MLS return unless players and the league can’t figure out who gets Danny Leyva in the custody battle and how to spend as little time in Orlando as possible. Also, find out which stadium in California is certified for you to do your business in! See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

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S3E08 - Cardboard Fans May 05, 2020

Times are bleak when even our biggest-bois can’t compete. If one player were to have no impulse control and get a face tattoo, we all know who it would be. Somehow we got Roger Levesque to talk to us this week, but you have to sit through our insufferable bits before you get to hear him. Sit down, tune in, and draw us like one of your French girls. See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

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S3E07 - "You could hear them fart" Apr 30, 2020

Well, this was uploaded to the wrong feed so it never went live here. Good job, Gregr. We don’t know when we’ll soccer again, but we do know that Sumo has not, will not, and shant ever let us down. This week on Full 90 Sumo Time we talk favorite wrestlers in no particular order, why we should glorify their fatness, and we give the well deserved shoutouts to David’s mom, Dijanet. See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

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S3E06 - Haus Musik Apr 16, 2020

Seattle’s third most famous celebrity joins Full 90 Soccer Time this week as we break down the hottest soccer league hopefully getting some of that foreign royalty cash. Quarantine has made us terrible at small talk, but great at joking about the inevitability of our eventual death, so we have that going for us. Please bring soccer back so we have something to talk about. See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

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S3E05 - Best Ever Man Of The Match Apr 07, 2020

Do you miss sports? Do you miss haircuts? We can’t fix either of those things, but we can make dildo jokes and talk about Nico’s new facial hair. We’re all trying to make sense of the world and our new lives right now, and we can’t fix the sports thing, but come goof around with us for a few minutes and we hope it makes your day a bit better. Stay safe. See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

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Stoppage Time (literally) - Non-Essential Content Mar 13, 2020

The Coronavirus has postponed the MLS season, at least for now, but what will the state of the league be after 30 days, and do we all need to buy bidets? The 25th season of MLS will be one we’ll never forget, but probably not for the reasons they wanted. Wipe your butts, wash your hands, and stay away from us for this special edition pod that no one asked us to record. See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

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S3E03 - The Prince Leo Mar 10, 2020

We’ve been practicing mandatory social distancing for years! This week on the pod, we learn about the fat slap, Branden’s Green birthday, and Miguel Ibarra learning to do the robot. Nouhou becomes the chaos and earns a point, and our Scottish Sounders are getting all the red cards. You’re going to need a fat slap after this weekend’s pie day match. See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

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S2E03 - Fear Poops Mar 04, 2020

Japan found the cure for coronavirus*, injury (duty) issues are already a concern, and finally Branden can stop with the fear poops - it's a good thing because Seattle bought up all the toilet paper in the region. Does anyone need any left shoes? Bonus points if you score a goal involving the Crew Coach who smells like farts (probably). Also, how'd Jordan Morris get so thicc? *Japan didn't find ****. See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

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Stoppage Time - Brad Evans Feb 25, 2020

Sounders FC legend, Brad Evans, took a year with his wife to hop in the airstream and see all the parks. He's back with Sounders FC as a brand ambassador #BrandEvans and judging by this chat, he's gonna kill it. What jersey should we buy? Why is Champions League important ($$$)? What team did Brad almost single handedly fight? See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

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Stoppage Time - Dave Clark on Tacoma Defiance 2020 Feb 20, 2020

While the hype train pulls from the station fresh with a second star painted on the coal car, another season is about to swing into action in Pierce County. Tacoma Defiance look to generate a little upward momentum this season after finishing so strong in 2019. Dave is a chief content creator and Defiance stat machine for the USL squad but also is well known for founding Sounder at Heart - the biggest source of passion driven Sounders FC content. He's back and just the best! Defiantly #notgarbage. See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

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S3E01 - Welcome Back! Feb 13, 2020

Like that annoying alarm clock that starts screaming at you to let you know the off-season is over, WE’RE BACK! With an off-kilter star on our chest and a fast-food milkshake all over our big bellies, we break down all the new signings, sacrificing one trophy for another, and you don’t get to hear a joke about Kenny Cooper as a clone trooper! Season 3 gets off with a (grandma) bang. See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

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PODCAST PARTY!!! Nov 21, 2019

Saturday 3-6p Flatstick Pub (21+) Pioneer Square Free shirts (while supplies last) See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

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S2E34 - The Full 90 Awards Nov 19, 2019

Sounders will lose one player, but who will it be? Find out next week on true survivor! Or skip ahead to 24:00 as we dish out our end of season awards to see who won “Most Handsomest,” and the “Worst at Drug Tests” (really was a one-horse show). Come to our end of season party if you’re legally allowed to (21+) and beat us at games we were better at as kids! See you Saturday at Flatstick Pub in Pioneer Square. See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

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S2E33 - Definitely Two Stars Nov 14, 2019

Come to our party on November 23 at Flatstick Pub! 3pm-6pm, 21+, free games! Sounders won the cup, but more importantly, does that make them Yokozuna? We disagree about whether or not the first half was bad, but agree that trophies are good. Hold my Turfboni, I’m going in. See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

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S2E32 - 22 Men 1 Cup Nov 05, 2019

The grudge match to end all grudge matches, at least until the 2020 MLS Cup Final between these two teams again. Tune into EhBC to watch the Rave Green take down Michael Baldley in the three-match. How early is too early to drink, and what infinity stone gets released when Roman Torres and Xavier Arreaga run into each other at full force? All hail both Nouhous. See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

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S2E31 - We're Hosting MLS Cup!! Nov 01, 2019

In the least probable outcome, Seattle Sounders FC beat LAFC and Toronto dethroned reigning champs, Atlanta, meaning that for Seattle fans, the cup stops here! Pay Raul Ruidiaz every one of the Peruvian Sol he signed up for (it's a lot - like 20+ Nouhou's worth), Nouhou uses Train-volley +6 to defend the team from LAFC range attack Flying Beer Can, and we scramble for a plan that involves all of us drinking beers together before the final! See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

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S2E30 - Holy Shipp! Oct 21, 2019

Who knew that the best defense was not playing defense at all?! Turns out single-elimination soccer is super fun (and terrifying but mostly fun), especially when you unleash the choo-choo. This week, Sounders could pull the plug on Rimando’s career if anyone is still able to walk after 420 minutes of soccer on Saturday. Bring your kids, bring your wives, because Utah’s in town. See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

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S2E29 - Canadian Gravy Oct 15, 2019

This week, the Sounders go into the SINGLE ELIMINATION playoffs on the back of two 1-0 wins, but more importantly, Jordan Morris might own Cuba now? Frisco, Texas, is a place where both GI Joe Cobra and Cobra Kai live (and apparently are beloved) and Canada is a place where the gravy is king! Happy Canadian Thanksgiving to Turfboni, let’s rub some grass. See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

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S2E28 - See You Never Oct 08, 2019

Say no to kids robbing you, and yes to Roman Torres! Nico’s beard gets the attention it deserves, and we preview the infinite void created by the small vacuum that are international breaks before the postseason begins. As our players travel far and wide through the infinite, unending space (and Sweden), we celebrate Kelvin Leerdam winning the inaugural Golden Clog! Don’t tweet, and don’t get fired. See you never! See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

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S2E27 - Jordan Morris, He Can Get It Oct 03, 2019

Ozzie Alonso’s force ghost is back and he has a chip on his shoulder. Sounders sneak away from the Longest (not underwater) bar in North America because of Jordan Morris’ sexy feet, and they need three points to secure second in the west. Arreaga has a case of the soft reds (hey, Pepto Bismol) just in time for our Big Boi’s LITERALLY historic dreads to return to action. See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

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S2E26 - Sweet Stefan’s Fries Sep 24, 2019

Sounders FC are in Pemco commercial standoff “you have the last piece, no really I mean it, you sure? Does anyone else want it? No no I’m actually full anyway, are you for real sure?” fight for a spot in the playoffs with six other teams. Seattle travels to the Longest Outdoor Bar in North America Stadium to find a Mai Tiebreaker and we are forced to get serious...AGAIN. See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

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S2E25 - Chad Evans Neck Tats Sep 17, 2019

The army of clones in Rave Green march their way back home to decisively (and terrifyingly) beat the Red Bulls, but it’s the next few that count. We talk fans leaving, V-Rod coming back, and the weird feels of a quiet stadium. See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

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S2E24 - The Hand of Wad Sep 11, 2019

A ragtag group of children go to Colorado and get beat by a bleached brazilian who may or may not have a brazilian. We join Fan Outrage to get mad at international breaks and talk about just how much the next 5 matches mean for the Sounders. Buckle up, because Wavictor Wadriguez has the wheel, and who knows what New York is bringing. See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

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S2E24 - The Hand of Wad Sep 11, 2019

A ragtag group of children go to Colorado and get beat by a bleached brazilian who may or may not have a brazilian. We join Fan Outrage to get mad at international breaks and talk about just how much the next 5 matches are for the Sounders. Buckle up, because Wavictor Wadriguez has the wheel, and who knows what New York is bringing. See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

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S2E23 - Kit Man Sep 04, 2019

Just like Sumo in September, we’re back! Just in time to see LITERALLY (not literally) EVERY PLAYER leave. Sounders break out the jazz piano for Kitman to play left back (‘member when we had 3?) and Cristian Roldan is best friends with Ciara. Colorado is bad, but Hey baby, they hear the blues a-callin' Tossed salads and scrambled eggs with their new coach. See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

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S2E22 - Etsy Messi Aug 21, 2019

Yes, we had THAT conversation. Could you fire your own dad? Sounders‘ new dad is Zlatan and they are one bad result from being below the line. Cascadia Cup is up for grabs as Sounders travel to a LITERAL butt to play the Timbers, a team they haven’t beat this year. Don’t buy Timber Joey’s Etsy wares. See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

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Stoppage Time: Ownershipp Aug 14, 2019

Russell Wilson completes takeover of Seattle buying part of the Sounders from Joe Roth, which paves the way for linebacker Roman Torres. Listen to Ciara do 1-2 Step-overs while figuring who exactly owns the Sounders now and if we should be cool with this. See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

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S2E21 - jajaja FC Aug 13, 2019

Sounders are facing the two biggest matches of the season and could end up anywhere between second and eighth depending on how it goes. Fan Outrage is BACK and it’s pissed about three matches in eight days. Sounders made two new signings, and playing FIFA might have told us how the next two matches go (hint: Nouhou hat trick) See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

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S2E20 - Bottle of the Barrel Aug 07, 2019

No more GAM or TAM, it’s all about what we do with the BAM. Roman Torres got Samurai Jacked and now the Sounders back line us up against it this week. Bruce and the Revolution visit to make Doves Cry. Revs are heading up as Sounders head down, it’ll be a match that could show for both teams what they have in the tank for the rest of the season. Buckle up and drink your pickle juice, and pray to Brad Evans’ force ghost. See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

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S2E19 - Buttload of Touches Jul 31, 2019

Have we seen the last of Brad Bradsmith? Sounders get three points in Houston with a Jordan Morris sombrero, and another dude coming untucked, but next up it’s some people from Kansas (or Missouri who tf knows) with a weird old mascot! A new signing could be on the way, but that could mean the end is nearing for our big Swede. Preview the Sporks with us and our Crystal Pepsi Ball! See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

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S2E19 - Safety Scissors Jul 25, 2019

Hint - if you see a Portland goalkeeper outside the CenturyLink parking garage, tell him he sucks. We preview the match against Houston who are doing an opposite Sounders, but who effing cares we’re all still mad about last week. Where is Arreaga? Can we all do karate like Zlatan? Buy Clint Dempsey’s house! See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

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S2E17 - Meine Eier Jul 17, 2019

The Sounders play moneybald and it pays off against Atlanta. Learn German and why Harry Shipp is the Charlie Day of Seattle as we break down why Fartland sucks and you NEVER LEAVE AT HALFTIME. See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

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S2E16 - No.1 Fan of the Pod Jul 10, 2019

Sounders are back in Seattle and we burned down an apartment! Not really, but it was close. Seattle faces Atlanta who are playing outside the comfort of Megatron’s Butthole where they haven’t fared too well. Transfer window talk, Cridan Mordan is back, and congrats USWNT who deserve to be the drunkest people ever! Also. sup Brian? See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

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S2E15 - Crystal Pepsi Episode Jul 04, 2019

Seattle Defiance FC are ok at soccer, but not too great at baseball it turns out. To their own demise, they did not take our advice and start Big Boi up top, or start anybody we thought they would for that matter. Off to Columbus to face an angry toddler coaching a bunch of dudes who may or may not have lost their last 6 (or 7) and still employ Gyasi Zardes. See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

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S2E14 - The Roman Torres Experience Jul 03, 2019

Seattle packing up the Young Boi's and sending em to the big city in hopes of some road points. At least one extra "forward" will be available... See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

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S2E13 - Not So Spursy Jun 26, 2019

The Sounders’ designated survivor Alfonso Ocampo-Chavez is the last forward left on the roster, and he’s our only hope as the Sounders host Whitecaps in the Chad Marshall Memorial Cup (He’s not dead, just dead to us). Now that he’s retired, can Gregr borrow his hamstrings for karate? Stefan Frei is amped after seeing Aerosmith in Vegas, let’s hope this weekend, he doesn't "...want to miss a thing.” See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

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S2E12 - Soccer for Giraffes May 29, 2019

With a bandana full of their stuff attached to a stick over their shoulder, the Sounders head to Frisco to tell #GiraffeFacts by the campfire and talk about their favorite yokozuna. Fan Outrage returns (and it's amazing), Leerdam puts Besler on spin cycle, and Dallas are hungry for Seattle blood. See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

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S2E11 - Curse of the Four C's May 22, 2019

Congrats for a legendary career, Chad Marshall. Thanks for sacrificing your body for Seattle week in and week out. Thanks for being our soccer dad, and enjoy all the time you get to be a real dad to your kids, and your grown son traveling on his gap year, Brad Evans. Hope the Sounders didn’t forget their travel toothbrushes for their road trip for LITERALLY THE ENTIRE NEXT MONTH. We preview the “Brad Evans Didn’t Die for This Cup” against Sporking KC and whether or not Roman can actually pull off the Panamanian Tuxedo. Also, can someone please check on Chad Marshall’s very muscular knee? See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

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S210 - Diamond Status May 15, 2019

Big pod question: if Brad Bradsmith/Bradsith was a jedi, what color lightsaber would that dude swing? He's been an incredible defender but the dude also rockets in offensive crosses like crazy. Also, MLS - unless your goal is to get everyone diamond status - you need to chill on the cross country schedule! For the second time this season, Sounders FC has three matches in a week including a long trip to Philadelphia over the weekend. Orlando in town on a Wednesday means that team came from Atlanta to Seattle before jumping back on a plane for Orlando! Quick pod as it's just Gregr while Branden moves and doesn't have a studio! See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

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S209 - Space Buns May 09, 2019

Wait a second...Houston is good? Sounders pick up two new players (#SpaceBuns). Like Bob Ross, Sounders love drawing and are #Warm going into this weekend’s match against Dynamo. Also, someone on the team is pregnant? It’s #DefinitelyNotABaby. See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

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S208 - Eyeball Transplants May 01, 2019

Partying with MLS DisCo, Cristian Roldan gets the Ted Card, and the whole world goes bonkers. Sounders travel north of the wall this week to see an old Cuban guy who is probably mad at them. Maybe the Rave Green will save money on flights by only fielding 2 players on the bench? See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

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Stoppage Time: James Woollard Apr 30, 2019

His is the deep booming voice to whom you've yelled but likely never spoken. He's James Woollard, stadium announcer for Seattle Sounders FC at CenturyLink Field, and he bellows first names to which you celebrate by shouting the corresponding last name each and every time a home goal is scored! There's more to it than that though, his day at the stadium is much longer than ours as fans. It's hard to imagine the seemingly simple but painstakingly precise nature of his job as forty-thousand fans - that's eighty thousand ears (barring any Van Gogh's) - are kept in the loop by the pipes of James! See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

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S207 - CB's Fly Free (Official) Apr 23, 2019

Yo - i goofed up and uploaded raw audio instead of the finished product. My bad - please disregard the other file. This week its 100% on me! -Gregr. It was a massive week for Seattle Sounders FC… U-17 who won the Generation Adidas Cup. The opposite can be said for first team Sounders FC who went to LA for a tan and came home with a BURN. Branden gives us a taste of merry ol’ England with his adventure to see Premier League action between two teams with nothing on the line. Plus, we’re raising someone from the dead and bringing someone else home from a deserted island! See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

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S207 - CB's Fly Free! Apr 23, 2019

It was a massive week for Seattle Sounders FC… U-17 who won the Generation Adidas Cup. The opposite can be said for first team Sounders FC who went to LA for a tan and came home with a BURN. Branden gives us a taste of merry ol’ England with his adventure to see Premier League action between two teams with nothing on the line. Plus, we’re raising someone from the dead and bringing someone else home from a deserted island! See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

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S206 - Ari Liljenwall Apr 15, 2019

Freelance sports writing machine, Ari Liljenwall (@arililjenwall) gives us a glimpse of life as an independent journalist covering teams like Seattle Sounders FC. He busy sprinkling in the hot takes like it's salt on french fries while our Branden is off viewing art wrong in Europe. We cover important pod topics including the race for the Golden Boot, the real reason Sammy the Sounder is back (looking at you, Bradley), and his favorite ever Seattle Sounder. - A quick note: this episode was set to drop before the Toronto FC match but the feed was disabled by an oversight above our paygrade! Still felt this convo was fun and worth sharing. See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

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S206 - Ari Liljenwall Apr 11, 2019

Freelance sports writing machine, Ari Liljenwall (@arililjenwall) gives us a glimpse of life as an independent journalist covering teams like Seattle Sounders FC. He busy sprinkling in the hot takes like it's salt on french fries while our Branden is off viewing art wrong in Europe. We cover important pod topics including the race for the Golden Boot, the real reason Sammy the Sounder is back (looking at you, Bradley), and his favorite ever Seattle Sounder. See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

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S205 - 69 American Apr 02, 2019

F90ET hits the road for only the second 0-0 draw of any match this MLS Season. Hit the road with us to learn about Turfbonis, how to convert Canadian to American (it's 420), and how to park a bus in Vancouver. So long Vancouver, and thanks for all the farts. See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

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S204 - Korean BBQ Weekend Mar 27, 2019

Jordan Morris did something good, so you know Eddie Johnson is mad somewhere. This week on the pod, we break down how our players did on international duty (lol doodie), and more importantly, which two Sounders should sumo wrestle each other (hint: biggest boi is one of them). Also, we’ll be in Vancouver for the away match, come say hi! See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

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S203 - Best Start Since 2009 Mar 20, 2019

It's the best start since 2009 - for the Sounders FC, not this pod. If we have to be critical, where do we point our improvement finger? How much TAM do we have? What kind of car did Branden buy? HARD hitting analysis inside - get it! Also, it's a bye week... See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

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S202 - The Golden Clog Mar 13, 2019

We don’t want to be hyperbolic, but IS THIS THE BEST SEATTLE SOUNDERS TEAM EVER? Two wins on the spin and the Sounders look scary, but could they be scarier? Be like Ed and listen to us (and swear kid) make jokes about Sounders’ 7 minutes in heaven with Tim Howard and how to keep the Fire cold. See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

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We're Back! The 2019 Season Preview Feb 24, 2019

It's been a weirdly short off-season and a pretty underwhelming pre-season. Strange how the thing that got the most talk is a paintbrush-y font on the front of a shirt! So, 2019 is obviously here and barring any weird injuries (Brad Bradsmith), it's the strongest Seattle lineup to start a season in a few years. Branden seems excited for a strong team while Gregr is out of his damn mind with predictions of this magnitude. Welcome back (not something we're saying to Ozzie until the final week), we missed doing this and are stoked to be back! See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

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We're Back! The 2019 Season Preview Feb 24, 2019

It's been a weirdly short off-season and a pretty underwhelming pre-season. Strange how the thing that got the most talk is a paintbrush-y font on the front of a shirt! So, 2019 is obviously here and barring any weird injuries (Brad Bradsmith), it's the strongest Seattle lineup to start a season in a few years. Branden seems excited for a strong team while Gregr is out of his damn mind with predictions of this magnitude. Welcome back (not something we're saying to Ozzie until the final week), we missed doing this and are stoked to be back! See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

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035 - Extra Sad Nov 14, 2018

The weirdest season ended in an appropriately strange way. One helluva battle broke out at CenturyLink featuring extra time, tons of goals, and the dreaded penalty kick shootout. Things may not have gone Seattle's way, but it's hard to imagine a more exciting soccer match to decide the fate of the season. Plus, there's one small sliver of silver lining... See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

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034 - One Half Super Saiyan Nov 06, 2018

This week on Full 90 Extra Time, Sounders have their back up against a wall but at least the referee isn't laughing at them as they pretend they are a helicopter in the corner. Find out how Sounders advance to the next round. Also, we originally uploaded this with a title that, while unintentional, could be mistakenly untimely to the greater soccer world all because we wanted to make a dumb wiener joke. We are sorry. See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

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034 - Helicopter Red Card Nov 06, 2018

This week on Full 90 Extra Time, Sounders have their back up against a wall but at least the referee isn't laughing at them as they pretend they are a helicopter in the corner. Find out how Sounders advance to the next round. And it's the type of helicopter that's definitely a red card... See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

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033 -The Cristian Roldan Mobile Oct 31, 2018

Sunday's match was the last three seasons wrapped up into 90 minutes - A sloppy first half with a new signing coming to the rescue! Sounders set a record, somehow earn a bye, and #FanOutrage hits close to home. See you all at the Musem of Monstercross. See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

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032 - Too Many Abs Oct 25, 2018

We're back! Hey, if Sounders FC can take the first four months of the season off, we can have a couple weeks! Sounders FC are in the playoffs, but this weekend's MLS Decision Day will determine where Seattle cedes. Don't do the playoff math, it's impossible. Ibra can do anything, but we have something he's been to affraid until this point. #VanHagar See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

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031 - Noticias Falsas Oct 03, 2018

4-0 makes for a lot of silliness, so does Gregr drinking two beers before we start... The Bite of Seattle could take on a whole new meaning. Our new central defense pairing is out of this world. We're gonna need someone to make the dopest Full 90 Extra Time shirts of ever. Listen up! Shout out to Hugo for the help with the real time translations! See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

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Full 90 Extra Time: World's Biggest Sleeping Bag Sep 28, 2018

Does English Ross even understand our American holidays? Can the Sounders buy a new player to sort out this season? Is Brad Evans the coolest? ENGLISH ACCENT FOR DAYS!!! See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

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Full 90 Extra Time: One Step Closer to Deuce a Cero Sep 28, 2018

Considering they haven't played in Seattle in what seems like three hundred winters, we're only a couple weeks away from another home Sounders FC match. In the meantime, enjoy so much national team soccer with two tournaments at the same time! See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

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Full 90 Extra Time - USAvARGGGGHHH Recap Sep 28, 2018

First I have to tell Ross how cats work, then we recap the expectations of a scrappy bunch of soccer seniors going head to head with the best team in the world (not the Seahawks). See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

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Full 90 Extra Time - Heading to Half With a Goal Sep 28, 2018

The Seattle Sounders FC welcome west coast super rivals LA Galaxy to CenturyLink Field for the first of two July matches against old coaching foe, Bruce Arena. While some may get carried away by a win to a reserve squad, a Sounders team tied for last in the west need to run with any success at this point in hopes of turning it around. See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

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Full 90 Extra Time - PokePod Sep 28, 2018

One thing is for sure, Ross's neighborhood is NOT good for hunting Pokemon. Can't believe I wasted a lure at Kerry Park... What are the Sounders going to do to avoid this season being a complete waste? We're half way through and they need something... See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

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Full 90 Extra Time - The Professional and The Idiot Sep 28, 2018

It should be easy to tell which is the professional and which the idiot after one of us didn't record the first 25 minutes on the first try. Sigh... See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

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Full 90 Extra Time - Karate Talk and Hot Dog Probs Sep 28, 2018

We have a lot of karate talk to get through before we even touch on this crazy end to the Sounders FC season... See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

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Full 90 Extra Time: Arigato Gozaimasu Sep 28, 2018

Gregr is back from weddings, honeymoon, and just a crazy trip to Japan. If the Sounders can walk away with a win on Sunday, he'll have everyone saying arigato gozaimasu! PS the "u" in gozaimasu is silent! See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

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Full 90 Extra Time - SURPRISE! Podcast Sep 28, 2018

ROSS IS HERE, WE POD! See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

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Full 90 Extra Time - Frisco Texas, An American Treasure Sep 28, 2018

Remember, before the MLS playoffs are over, we'll have finished all our left-overs, entered another new month, and already been to Deck the Hall Ball. Yup. It's lunacy. See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

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Full 90 Extra Time - Dinosaur Train In The Cold Sep 28, 2018

The Sounders FC are off to Toronto for the MLS Cup final - will they take the dinosaur train?! See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

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Full 90 Extra Time: An English Inch Sep 28, 2018

The English went metric and they're still there! Sounders take on leaders of the west conference Colorado this weekend! See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

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Full 90 Extra Time: Ross is Back And He Is Tan! Sep 28, 2018

After a weeks long absence, Ross is back from his trip to the biscuit capitol of the world and didn't bring home any Jammy Dodgers... We talk about cookies a bunch... and soccer - that, too. See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

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Full 90 Extra Time: Deception Sandwiches Sep 28, 2018

Take a big bite of these tasty sandwiches - mmmm taste the lies! See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

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Full 90 Extra Time - Zika World Summer Playoffs Sep 28, 2018

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Full 90: Tulips FC Sep 28, 2018

Another visit to Dad Daycare, another Champions League soccer match on tv, and so much tulip talk you'll wanna order em for dinner tonight at Applebees! See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

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030 - Definitely A Cop Sep 27, 2018

Ever since Gregr got back from Europe, someone left the hamstring ripper plugged in. We're not saying it was him, but also, pretty big coincidence... Seattle is still one foot in on the playoffs hokey pokey, but they've got many fans (us) worried. The word "turd" gets thrown around alot and we replace a camel with a zebra. Also there's a match this weekend with a very bad team. See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

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029 - VAR Poops Sep 12, 2018

The last time Gregr podcasted was Freddy Montero still a Sounder? Seattle has gone 9 (8) straight without dropping a point yet somehow are in a worse position than when we last cast... curious. See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

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028 - Thats Not Smoke Aug 22, 2018

Six in a row has a nice ring to it! Schmetz gives us his best Madden, Fartland fans smell like farts, our MOTM is a secret agent! Plus the usual #HotGarbageHotgarbage! See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

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027 - Brad Bradsmith Aug 16, 2018

Seattle Sounders FC set records in the weirdest ways winning their 5th straight match - unbeaten in 8! This week we slide tackle the other pizza pockets, our favourite new action star, NouWho?, and the origin story of newest Sounders FC signing, Brad Bradsmith. Please pop onto Apple Podcasts (iTunes) and tell us your favorite ever SSFC player. You could win a nothing if you do! See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

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026 - Unheard Of Outrage Aug 09, 2018

Let's try this again... Settle down, Karl. Seattle's unbeaten streak continues growing to seven matches. Don't worry about insuring your boat - Do worry about insuring your leg. Fleet Week continues! See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

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025 - Fleet Week! Aug 01, 2018

Unbeaten in six matches Sounders FC head to Minnesota hoping to keep the streak of always beating MNUFC alive! - Dad tips for enjoying a hard week courtesty of Chad Unocinco - Harry Shipp fanclub - A leg so strong it disproves flat earth. See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

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Ten Out Of Five Jul 27, 2018

Mega congrats to Peru on becomming a transit partner with Seattle Sounders FC as the team looks likely to add another South American to the lineup. We dish out our new Man of the Match award and it doesn't go to birthday boy and MLS rookie Rual Ruidiaz who had the only goal of the match. And dang Dempsey needs to stop spending so much money on fishing gear and get to researching how to flatten the Earth! TWO PODS IN ONE WEEK! See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

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Special Episode - Help June Help Kids Battle Cancer Jul 27, 2018

Each season, Seattle Sounders FC find a community partner they think is doing huge things in Seattle and send that person/group to the MLS Allstar match where they join other charitible super stars for a day to be honored and have some fun! One of these 23 will win a $25,000 donation to their foundation. June Leahy is the Executive Director of the Austen Everett Foundation - a charity started by her soccer playing daughter when she sadly learned she had cancer whilst still playing college ball. She has since passed, sadly, but mom June has picked up the torch and kept running in Austen's name. See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

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That's What Literally Mean Gregs Jul 24, 2018

Three huge points at home before traveling mid-week to the worst team in the Western Conference, San Jose Turdquakes. It's a pretty serious statement about how we should as fans be proud of our team still because it could be MUCH worse. One player says "you can't suspend me" by injuring his hamstring - showed them. DISCO is a joke, a massive "hooot pocket" level joke. And sorry we willed away a player with some serious potential, our bad. See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

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Hot, Karl, Hot Karl Jul 19, 2018

Following a pretty decent three-game roadtrip, Sounders FC go throwback and welcome Vancouver to town. Match 19, Saturday at 1p, CenturyLink Stadium. Hoping to see Raul Ruidiaz get some minutes bc goals. Wonderful fan outrage from last weekend in Atlanta. And live on the cast we will (won't) eat a bag of... See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

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A Flying Magical Unicorn Horse Jul 13, 2018

A win and a draw in the first two games of a three-game road trip is pretty dope. The biggest road challenge of the year happens Sunday in Atlanta - a team whose stadium has the most unfortunate of nicknames. Expect more firepower from Seattle up top, but also, they're gonna need to have it together in defense to stop this fast, young, explosive Atlanta squad. Also, we say Karl a lot. Attempt 2 See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

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Chad Marshall Cinco Jul 04, 2018

This week we learned that Obafemi Martins aka Mr. Martins has earings almost as tall as his standing height, Ochocinco wants to beat your ass at FIFA, Sounders FC have a daunting week ahead against one crap and one not so crap team. Please hit us with a review on Apple Podcasts/iTunes - or better yet tell a friend like Kelly to listen up! Please bear with us while we get new studio space for Branden dialed in. It'll take a couple weeks, but we can't wait to make it perfect! See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

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Full 90 Extra Time: Itchy Nipples Jun 26, 2018

Is Brian Schmetzer the right guy for the job, regardless of whether or not he has the locker room? Our podcast is the reason the Sounders aren't very good (that, and itchy nipples). See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

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Hot Beef and Puppy Puffs Jun 20, 2018

Chicago dusts off Schweinsteiger, oils his hinges, and prepares for a rematch the Sounders FC lost big last year. We learn about Harry Ship's secret formula for goal scoring, find out which player was hatched from a soccerball, and a long-time Mexico supporter gets dropped in the hot garbage. See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

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Rauuuuuuuuul Jun 13, 2018

After we work our way through terrorist-metal (the worst music genre), we have a ton of ground to cover including: an embarrassing loss, huge win, and the biggest boi at the 2018 World Cup. See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

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Full 90 Extra Time: Winning Isn't Anything May 29, 2018

We wrote Sounders FC into a horror movie starring a ragtag group of teenagers, their geology teacher (Chad Marshall), a curmudgeonly parent chaperone (Clint Dempsey), and a guidance counselor who insists you "Just call him Brian." It is #HotGarbageHotGarbage See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

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Full 90 Extra Time: The World Steroid Cup May 22, 2018

Gregr and Branden are pretty sure sports would be better with steroids, or at least an NBA Jam version of soccer. Also, you can't lose if you don't play, right? See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

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Full 90 Extra Time: Playoff Contenders? May 15, 2018

Can this Sounders FC team compete in the playoffs? We can't seem to agree. Kim Kee-Hee's hair was bleeding, people hate Clint Dempsey, and hey, at least the Cascadia Cup is still in play I guess. All that and more this week on #F90ET. #HotGarbageHotGarbage See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

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Full 90 Extra Time: So THAT is what incrament means May 10, 2018

Double pod week! Handwalla Bwana had a big game and a Toronto fan totally missed the point. Also, Sounders are in Portland this weekend so we have some very interesting facts about Portland! See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

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Full 90 Extra Time: It's dark down here with you May 08, 2018

Sounders FC travel to Toronto in NOT -5° weather (Fahrenheit, you knuckleheads) this time to take on the defending champs. Fortunately, a speedy Seattleite named Ichiro will also be in Toronto, so maybe he can help us out. See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

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Full 90 Extra Time: Wayne and Garth Out? May 01, 2018

Sounders lost, but looked good with Kim Kee-Hee in the back. Plus, the internet is mad and we try to make sense of it all! #HotGarbageHotGarbage See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

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Full 90 Extra Time: Rocket Ship Garbage Trucks Apr 25, 2018

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Full 90 Extra Time: The Planet Earth Day Biodegradable Cup Apr 17, 2018

A special Earth Day edition of Full 90 Extra Time where Gregr and Branden do nothing special for Earth day (but we did acknowledge some hot garbage). This episode we: Breaking down Nouhou's Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day Celebrate the first point (and GOALS!) of the season Preview the match against Minnesota and the evil Goal Scientist Recycle See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

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Full 90 Extra Time: KC BBQ Wingin It with Steve Zakuani Apr 11, 2018

Something something Sporking. Sounders broadcaster/former player/podcast-haver Steve Zakuani came by to talk about the Sounders' rough start to the 2018 season, his favorite Sounder of all time, and his upcoming 'Zakuani and Friends' charity soccer match featuring Obafemi Martins, Chad Ochocinco, and more. We also talked about the Seattle Red Card epidemic, whether Head Coach Brian Schmetzer still has the locker room, and #WengerOut. Oh yeah, we also previewed this week's soccer match against Sporking Kansas City where Brad Evans RIPs in BBQ Heaven. Related links: Kingdom Hope Zakuani and Friends Charity Match See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

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Full 90 Extra Time - Camel Cash Apr 03, 2018

Here's how you spend that allocation money on a new, headline generating striker! See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

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Full 90 Extra Time: Burricio FC Mar 28, 2018

After a bye week from Seattle, we (for once) do ourselves a favor by looking at where the team stands amongst the rest of the league. It is not good. Things to look forward to during this weekend's matchup against Montreal Impact... GOALS! See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

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Full 90 Extra Time: Sacktapgate 2018 Mar 21, 2018

BYE WEEK MADNESS! Sounders FC come home empty-handed after the ref dropped Deuce in Dallas. Gregrand Brandentry to figure out whether Clint Dempsey deserved to be sent off, and wonder what it's going to take to get this team turned around. See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

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Full 90 Extra Time: Gardening With Frisco Mar 15, 2018

Breaking down the whimper of a tournament loss in Mexico and previewing Week 2 in Dallas...I mean Frisco against FC Dallas. #LagerweyOut? #LagerweyIn? Discuss! See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

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Full 90 Extra Time 002: Cup of CONCACAF Cup Mar 08, 2018

Jose Moreno stops by the pod to goof off with us while we talk about what went wrong against LAFC in Week 1, what we liked about the match against Chivas, and what was hot garbage last week. See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

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Full 90 Extra Time 001: The We're Not Chivas Cup Mar 01, 2018

Is it controversial to wear a number once worn by a team legend? Seattle Sounders FC take on new-to-MLS Chivas 3.0 Los Angeles FC in the "We're Not Chivas" Cup! See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

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