Friend in my Head

The Roster Gon' Prosper Oct 23, 2020

Happy #FIMHFriday, yall! 2020 is filled with a lot of things, but one thing it’s never short of is audacity. Grown men are asking for money outchea, ladies & gentlemen. Be careful! On this week’s episode, Drea is trying her BEST to bring back the word “scrubs,” while Jia gives a mini tutorial on using “cups” to help niggas run red lights. Don’t worry; you’ll get it when you listen! The ladies are also talking about their favorite reality TV show filled with musty matrimony. No need to thank us for the variety! We’re also on some show and prove shit, okay? Don’t just tell us you love us; show us. Make sure you share, rate, and review! Tell all of your friends and fuckboy Pharaohs that we’re a good time. Got a confession that you’d like us to read on air? 100% anonymity is guaranteed (just make sure you keep it legal so we’re not implicated in some bullshit). Submit to ask.fm/fimhpod9191 Don’t forget to follow us on social media @fimhpod (IG & Twitter) | @friendinmyhead (FB) | friendinmyhead (no spaces, Youtube)

James, B*tch! James! Oct 09, 2020

Happy #FIMHFriday, yall!

Three words: Black women DESERVE.

This week, Drea & Jia are discussing marrying up and why it seems that every other race is “allowed” to while Black women are expected to be humble and get it out the mud.

The audacity of having standards!

And Ernest, if you’re listening with balled fists, ask yourself why marrying “you” would be considered a downgrade and work on yourself instead of worrying about what women (who are far out of your league anyway) are asking for. 2020 has been a trash year for everyone, but it’s no excuse for you to continue a life of payment arrangements and service disconnects.

We’re also on some show and prove shit, okay? Don’t just tell us you love us; show us. Make sure you share, rate, and review! Tell all of your friends and fuckboy Pharaohs that we’re a good time.

Got a confession that you’d like us to read on air? 100% anonymity is guaranteed (just make sure you keep it legal so we’re not implicated in some bullshit). Submit to ask.fm/fimhpod9191

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Process That Sh*t as a "Nah" Oct 02, 2020

Happy #FIMHFriday, yall!
On this week’s episode of your favorite podcast, Drea & Jia discuss the pitfalls of fuckin’ with the Pharoahs (of fuck boys), how to best define your “situationship,” and why discussing intent ain’t a bad thing.
Drea is still perfecting her “left cheek, right cheek” action and Jia…well, she’s waiting for the right opportunity for someone to try it so that she can fight.
We’re also on some show and prove shit, okay? Don’t just tell us you love us; show us. Make sure you share, rate, and review! Tell all of your friends and fuckboy Pharaohs that we’re a good time.
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Pero, Pero, Pero Sep 25, 2020

Happy Friday, y'all!
As promised, Drea & Jia are BACK with another dose of the good stuff you can’t get rid of (and don’t want to)!
This week, your favorite aunties are perfecting their “left cheek, right cheek” moments for OnlyFans, breaking down the differences between being private versus secretive relationships, standing DOWN for Cardi B’s decision making skills, and doing a lil’ praise dance because we’re one of maybe 5 women in America who haven’t let Future go raw (but apparently he makes the fuckboys panties go HAM, so expect some miraculous births next year).
We’re also on some show and prove shit, okay? Don’t just tell us you love us; show us. Make sure you share, rate, and review! Tell all of your friends and fuckboy Pharaohs that we’re a good time.
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New'ish N*ggas Sep 18, 2020

Bet you didn’t expect to see this sh*t coming…..

Your favorite aunties are back and 100% ready to remind our cousins, nieces, nephews, and friends that:

life is always unequivocally better with us in it
there’s always that one (or in this case, those two) auntie you bet’ not EVER put on speaker phone and
niggas still ain’t shit

Don’t be selfish; share the love for FIMH with your friends and family (and even that “Ernest” you keep dealing with who claims his mama lives with him and not the other way around. You probably let that him run the gas out of your car too. No worries; your aunties are here to save the day).

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Melodies in the Key of Uncle Tom Mar 22, 2019

Welcome to the land of wine & congestion…where our days are ending with a lil’ taste of spirit and a whole lotta allergy medicine (bars)!

On this week’s episode, Drea shares her quirky celebrity crush, while Jia chooses to make it last with a man who doesn’t meet the height requirement for roller coaster rides. And in the spirit of all things love (cuz you know…Drea’s the love zapped sap), the ladies explore backup boyfriend possibilities, the importance of sending out red alerts to your homegirls when they’re about to take a nose dive into Smallville, and whether or not love REALLY is for everybody (and no…battery operated boyfriends do NOT count).

Oh, and of course there’s a rush to knock the rupees out of Daniel Caesar. It’ll all make sense when you listen.

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Feelings Ain't Ever Been Facts Mar 15, 2019

Shout out to all 5 of you returning listeners!

For those of you that chose to stay after our “Don’t @ Us” episode, we’re back with another week of the same fuckery that we’ve provided since episode one. Run us our props for being consistent!

In episode 13, Drea encourages Jia not to go vegan when it comes to these niggas and expresses dismay over all the white people STILL behaving badly in the year of our Lord & Savior, Beysus Christ.

Jia shares her frustrations with overzealous men, their infatuation with Lubriderm, and ruining the moment…all while reminding you that if you can’t lean on him, don’t rock with him.

It’s a full house, y’all. We GROWN grown!

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Don't @ Us! Mar 08, 2019

***Retrograde is screwing with us, y'all. We apologize for the audio issue on today's episode***

Gather around, nieces and nephews! Your favorite problematic aunties are back and (possibly…fully) earning the hell out of our name!
Wide as outside dicks, “self made” tricks, and fuckboy Pharaoh-isms are included in our discussion for today! Additionally, we share SEVERAL of our very unpopular opinions. And whether you’re for or against them, we have one simple request: don’t @ us, bro! You don’t want no smoke.
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Take That Sh*t To God! Mar 01, 2019

Pewn! Pewn! Hope you guys are not afraid of a little “friendly fire” cuz that’s today’s main takeaway. In addition to giving a little country to Dino’s twig, Drea reminds Jia that we can’t turn a blind eye to niggas who repeatedly nig. Jia gives two thumbs up to raw sex but ONLY if it’s consensual. And the ladies wonder if any presidential candidate is willing to take on the task of demanding reparations from the men who seemingly hold doctorates in wasting women’s time.
Tallyho, wage garnishments!
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IKYFL Feb 22, 2019

It’s LYING season, and it seems like a few of yall’s faves are still out here playin’ in your favorite problematic aunties’ faces! It’s cool; you know we keep a little word sizzling in our spirit for the fallout!

What are we yappin’ about & toasting our wine glasses to this week? Jussie and his apparent addiction to footlong MEAT at 2 in the morning during a snow storm. Jia is being her typical hypocritical ass self. Drea is showing ALL of her age with the rotary phones and pagers throwback. And finally…is Jordyn Woods our HERO or a HO? Hey, you wanted the aunties in full form. This is what you’re getting.

Note: apologies in advance for the slight audio issue.

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Sexuation Feb 15, 2019

Happy (day after) Valentine’s Day to everybody who walked into the holiday penis free like your favorite problematic aunties! Everybody who got gifts AND sex can kick rocks. In our final single digit episode, Drea’s deciding which viral internet star gets the “scissor” special & Jia’s fed the f*ck up with scheduled peen appointments. Additionally, we’re putting Tinder jawns (who already have a girlfriend) on BLAST & offering a 26 year old virgin tips on how to properly set that thang out for the first time. Major takeaway: Porn ain’t real, but raw dick is sneaky & undefeated! PS: We’re still committed to skull dragging B. Smith’s husband ON SIGHT! Make sure you share, rate, and review the podcast! Add us on social media @fimhpod (IG & Twitter) | @friendinmyhead (FB)

Aht! Aht! Feb 08, 2019

In this week’s episode, your favorite problematic aunties tackle scum bums (on and off the internet), Ernest & his commitment to putting his dick before his doll, our leader and iconic “pulling a you on you” queen, Lori Harvey, and keeping your vaginal dealings with multiple choice options on the scantron. Our libidos are on FIRE!

How’s that for Black history?

Notables: Drea & Jia offer their take on how to maintain sane. Much like Ernest & his commitment to being a f*ck boy, we’re just as committed to giving you a healthy dose of drunk versus sober auntie.

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Reciprocal Energy Jan 25, 2019

In 2019, we’re only giving you niggas exactly what we get from you. So choose wisely. Pre-dating, magical head, and John Gray’s attempt at fainting after serving the congregation unseasoned community dick are all on the menu.

Consume what you will.

Notables: Drea talks about whether or not she'd swan dive into the lady pond for some plas-dick & Jia comes clean!

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D*ck Season Jan 04, 2019

Ladies, it’s time to step up and step out! Dick season is amongst us, and we’re leaving all the trash in 2018. Ho bags, toe suckin’, and a little “shoo-wop” love are on the menu. Again we ask...why do y’all deal with us? Don’t forget to follow us on twitter and Instagram @FIMHpod. Search “friendinmyhead” on Facebook and like the page. And if you need some advice, drop us a line at FIMHpod@gmail.com!

Pop! Pop! Pop! Dec 28, 2018

Rent is due, so keep your "WYD" texts. We don't have the patience, but we found a lil' time for turtleneck dicks, flavorful cum...and roaches. Why do y'all put up with us?!?

Happy new year, guys!

BONUS: we give you a step by step guide on how to become a flewd out bad bitch.

Rock Climbin' with Fuck Boys Dec 21, 2018

In episode 4 of the Friend in My Head podcast, Drea & Jia discuss why becoming a nun sounds more delicious than these niggas....

Friends, No Benefits Dec 14, 2018

Episode 3, Jia and Drea discuss the pros and cons of the "friends with benefits" relationship. We also answer our FIRST listener letter! Don't forget to subscribe, review and rate!

Bitchimony Dec 07, 2018

Episode 2 introduces the first of our "Wine Down" episodes. In our wine down episodes, expect a chill casual off the cuff conversation. No fluff, no foolery, just grown convo to sip your wine to. In this episode, Jia and Drea discuss men asking for alimony from their ex-wives, and also where they stand on the inconsistencies of the communication in the early stages of dating. Don’t forget to subscribe on all podcast platforms, and tell a friend!

20 Questions Nov 30, 2018

Things you probably didn't know about Jia & Drea. Some things you probably didn't want to know, but ehh here we are lookin how we lookin.

Welcome to FIMH Nov 07, 2018

Just a taste of what's to come with your two new faves! Note: Don't judge the sound quality of Drea's mic. We're still working out the kinks with sound. #humblebeginnings

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