Stay ConnectedOn the FIRST day of quarantine during a global pandemic, comedy couple Andy Haynes and Rosebud Baker started podcasting from a bunker in LA, hoping their relationship could outlast the coronavirus. ….Two days later, they were engaged. Now they’re REALLY stuck together.
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Well Beaches, we've got a real goofy episode. We talk about the baby in the box, a little about the dogs (Mouse is a bitch), and I'm trying to go to a funeral in VR. Thanks for everything you are and will be.
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Beaches! We got a really silly one today. One downside of having a puppy is you never sleep, but the plus side is we are in a delirious loop of compromised reality. We talk about inventions, Rosebud thinks she's pregnant, and we practice headbutting each other. Love ya! Smooch!
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We talk about what we're excited for when we get back to New York, Covid protesters, and the BITB has tattooed Andy's leg like livestock. We think it's a really good episode that you can talk about with your loved ones. (Andy wrote that last sentence, which is why it sounds like a robot impersonating a human.)
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Hey Beaches, we're here for another round of quarantine round up where we talk about the same things, but go crazier and crazier so it's technically different. Our brains are melting!
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We don't actually talk about Jesus. We talk about our crazy day where the high point was seeing a homeless man's dick, and the downside was Charlie getting plant cum in his eyes and having to take him to the hospital. We're recording these at night, so you get them in the AM. Not sure if we like it yet.
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Hey Beaches! We're tired. We got a new puppy. We tried to record a 32 on day 32, but it was a real dud. So there's a lost ep, much like Amelia Earhart's socks. We talk about the puppy, Charlie's depression, and the ongoing symptoms of COVID, we think. Chag Sameach to our Hebrew listeners.
The insta for the listener's shop we mention in the ep is @themossyapothercary btw.
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Beaches. We have a new puppy AND Andy still has a fever, so we dug up the episode of Be Best (Andy's old podcast) where he interviewed Rosebud before they were dating. It's cute!
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We made it! The average time a month takes, that is. And let me tell you something, WE'RE BACK. We talk about the new addition to our family, hobo SNL, and Joe Biden. It's really a fun one.
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Hey Beaches, we're back and we're better than-- well, we're back. We talk about our drinking days, birds, sex, and whether society will every come back from this "retreat".
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It's been four weeks, or two fortnights, or one February (not a leap year), and we're still at it. Andy's fever came back after a rigorous soccer juggling match, and Rosebud is feeling almost better. We talk about bad dates, our twenties, and recount the harrowing tale of when I swallowed a nicotine lozenge last night.
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