Stay ConnectedOn the FIRST day of quarantine during a global pandemic, comedy couple Andy Haynes and Rosebud Baker started podcasting from a bunker in LA, hoping their relationship could outlast the coronavirus. ….Two days later, they were engaged. Now they’re REALLY stuck together.
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We're not really retiring, but we are getting married. Actually tomorrow. So wish us luck or whatever... Anyhoodles, we talk about the wedding, our honeymoon, and honestly I can't remember, but I know we laughed a fair amount. Even though this week is a busy one we'll be recording a Patreon ep for Friday, and then next free ep will be from our Luna De Miel in Tulum. Let's hope we don't get kidnapped and forced to mule cocaine. Would make for a great ep though. See y'all on the otherside!!!
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Apologies for the audio quality on this one Beaches. Rosie's on her bachelorette weekend, and we had to do it over zoom. BUT it's kind of a sweet one. We talk about our upcoming nuptials, jet skis, and our friend Petey Deabreu (@pdeezjokes) joins us.
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Hey Beaches. We’re just back from the Rockaways and we’re polluted with sun poisoning and gamma rays, but luckily we have cold brew and captagon. We talk about beach culture, the impending civil war, and #couplesgoals. Happy whatever day it is.
Hey Beaches! We're back, and I know we're back every week, but I still can't believe it. This episode starts a little slow, but then a call from the President of the United States of America (@shrimpjaj), we really get going. We talk the pandemic, which shows he's streaming, and of course the election "going down". Happy whatever day it is.
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Hey Beaches, we recorded this one with very little sleep, but our new producer Adi was there to make sure we didn't just lick the microphones like ice cream cones. It's a good one. We talk some shit, and then we talk some more shit. Enjoy!
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Well Beaches, we did it. We made it 60 episodes without killing ourselves or a priest. Pretty impressive. On this ep we talk about Andy's trip to the woods, Rosebud's premenstrual period ritual, and our new producer Adi. We also talk about our childrens' collection of bones. Our children have a collection, not bones of children, just to be clear. Happy whatever fucking day it is!!!
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Andy is writing this from a campsite in rural Massachusetts. Rosebud is probably starfishing in the bed she got to sleep in by herself all night. In this episode we talk about time travel, couples fights, and jerking off in the wilderness. It's a good one!
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Hey Guys! And yes I mean guys. This is a little episode for just the fellas, or anyone that's a fan of mine, and really anyone that will listen. I might start doing a solo mini ep each week, and this is a little test run. Also, I didn't tell Rosebud, so don't rat me out!
Hey Beaches, we're almost done with a weekend at our dads' and we forgot our equipment, so it's a zoom episode. Apologies for the sound "qual." Otherwise, we talk about Andy's future job opportunities, Rosebud's bikini line, and possibly having to self quarantine.
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On a break from a writing deadline, Andy joins Rosebud to talk about the further maddening that's been happening to them due to black mold in their apartment, Rosebud talks about a new religion, and Andy looks forward to bonding with his new father in law. Happy Monday Beaches!
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