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Fin vs History

For people who like history but don’t care what actually happened.
Join comedians Fin Taylor and Horatio Gould as they guess/explain every event in human history, from Neanderthals to 9/11.
Guaranteed to give you an entirely new and incorrect perspective on world events.
Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/fintaylor

Latest Episodes:

Wearing Your Dad’s Suit To Chat Up Your Mum | Sigmund Freud & The Birth of Psychology (Part 1) Feb 23, 2026

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From your mum’s tits to sexy pig noses – welcome to the worst dinner party of your life.

The History of Psychology (Part One)

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Chapters:

00:00 - The Fruitiest Time

04:08 - Horny Or Hungry?

09:48 - I’m Black Bile

13:51 - Sexy Pig Nose

21:16 - Is That Science?

23:30 - My First Douche

26:25 - Nonce Magician

29:55 - Charlie’s Balls

37:52 - The Sarcastic Breastfeeder

42:41 - Oedipum

48:41 - Freud Is A Bore

53:00 - Suck Your Mum’s Tits

56:29 - Weird Therapy

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Going Dubai with @MarkAnthonyFitness | Cleopatra (Part 2) Feb 19, 2026

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Cleopatra actually lived closer in time to the invention of paintball than the building of the pyramids.

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Chapters;

00:00 - Hold Your Pum Back

05:33 - Mark Antony Fitness

12:13 - Paedophile Time

15:03 - What’s Wrong Lager Boy?

17:51 - Warhammer Troll

20:36 - The Only Way Is Egypt

23:45 - Boring Joan Of Arc

26:48 - The Poison Botherer

32:09 - Location Location Location

36:54 - Snake Milker

40: 51 - Top 10 Women

43:32 - Cleofatra

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The Ancient World’s Jeremy Kyle | Cleopatra (Part 1) Feb 16, 2026

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The year is 69BC (nice), Cleopatra is born. She will grow up to become the most famous woman in the world by weaponising her pum.

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Chapters:

00:00 - Long Road To Truss

04:28 - Decades of Inbreeding

09:40 - Keys In A Bowl Christmas

13:24 - Sixty Nine

19:45 - Horatio The Feminist

23:18 - Oh Come On Mate

27:11 - Post Coital Disgust

31:37 - The Taste of Royal Woman

34:56 - Puddle Of Cum

37:20 - Her Pum Is A Weapon

40:44 - DIY SOS

43:49 - I Live For The Week

48:53 - Ancient Jeremy Kyle

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The Juice gets Juiced (with Red Richardson!) | The People vs O.J. Simpson (Part 4/4) Feb 12, 2026

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After his trial, OJ does what any innocent man would do - commit a felony.

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Chapters:

00:00: Horatio finds God

05:39: Judge Penis Pump

09:19: 52 card pickup

14:12: He’s Rachel Dolezal’d himself

17:12: The Ruby Wax Prank!

20:43: White Mexico

22:51: Bin Laden’s parking ticket

25:01: You’ve been juiced

27:22: More tab than book

32:18: One less witness!

36:28: I’m stopping now!

42:14: OJ’s Eras Tour

46:05: Nepo Drag Baby

49:48: Hey Twitter World

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No N-Word November (with Red Richardson!) | The People vs O.J. Simpson (Part 3/4) Feb 09, 2026

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Hey Twitter World! It's time for OJ’s trial.

OJ Simpson (Part 3)

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Chapters:

00:00: The Charming Thicko

04:56: OJ’s cameo

09:44: Wagwan White Lady

12:37: The American Noel Edmunds

16:03: No N Word November

20:03: It was a prank!

25:55: He’s been framed

29:57: OJ hates black people

32:53: Prison nurse!

36:54: The glove debacle

41:47: The Epstein Conspiracy

45:42: If I said it

50:13: Pakistani hair (from the back)

54:01: Moving to the swamp

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L.A.P.D (The Los Angeles Phrenology Department) | The People vs O.J. Simpson (Part 2/4) Feb 05, 2026

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The juice is loose, with nothing but a gun and a fake goatee for company.

OJ Simpson (Part Two)

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OJ, Nicole, and Ron Place Ron Time | The People vs O.J. Simpson (Part 1/4) Feb 02, 2026

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OJ Simpson: Cunning, thick & allegedly innocent. How did a boy raised by his drag queen dad become the biggest news story of the 90s?

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Chapters:

00:00: Nine Inch Knob

04:49: Gay Black Drag Queens

07:10: Cunning And Thick

13:24: NFL bollocks

17:55: Blinfluencer

21:35: Charlie’s Fantasy

24:46: Bodypumping

28:28: White Appropriation

34:10: The Father’s Burden

37:27: Is gay contagious?

41:13: The Greg Wallace Defence

43:53: Nicole’s Frying Pan

46:20: Can I Have Some Friends?

50:21: Nicole’s In Brazil

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White Slavery, Victorian ISIS and The Big Bunda Tree | Gordon of Khartoum (Part 2) Jan 29, 2026

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Nothing says “I’m not a paedophile” like religion, charity, and a group of young boys.

General Gordon (Part Two)

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Chapters:

00:00: Charitable paedophile

05:50: The great boy lover

10:05: A chinese fez

15:22: World’s fattest woman

18:39: Charlie’s a paedophile

23:51: The bad slaves

26:03: Bunda tree

29:44: The early Dr Grumpikins

33:56: Let’s send Beckham

36:52: Sonic orgasm chair

39:01: Filibustering the nile

44:17: lsis be isising

46:32: One all

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A Non-Offending Homosexual | Gordon of Khartoum (Part 1) Jan 26, 2026

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This episode is brought to you by Frive. Go to Frive.co.uk/fvh to get 45% off your first box. Introducing General Gordon: where there is war, there is a closeted gay man. General Gordon (Part One) The show for people who like history but don't care what actually happened.  For weekly bonus episodes, ad-free listening and early access to series, become a Truther and sign up to the Patreon ⁠https://www.patreon.com/fintaylor Chapters: 00:00: The British Anthony Bourdain 04:55: Put your twat away 07:40: The diarrhea years 11:17: Imperial pomp 14:13: Greek Harvey Price 16:51: Walkies! 20:35: Konnichibosh 24:47: Ching & Chong dynasty 29:05: Physical anglophobia 33:47: Spanking Chinese Botties 36:19: Spank the gentle parent 39:30: All the wangs 43:35: Two chebs & a cheeb

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McHaggis Atta and The Hunt For Butcher’s Bin Laden | William Wallace (Part 2) Jan 22, 2026

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Who better to cause England's 9/11 than Scotland's very own Bin Laden? The show for people who like history but don't care what actually happened.  For weekly bonus episodes, ad-free listening and early access to series, become a Truther and sign up to the Patreon ⁠patreon.com/fintaylor Chapters: 00:00: Battle of Shit Bridge 04:24: Beard to Beard 08:07: Shit time to be a horse 12:46: Belly button bhindi 14:56: The English 9/11 17:38: A slur for the English 20:51: Death of Andy Murray 25:31: Crossbow to the cock 30:39: A non binary executioner 35:37: The David Brent of Scotland 41:55: Scottish voudou

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