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Awful Inspirational Quotes 6/9/25 Jun 09, 2025

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Inspirational Quotes posted online that help no one. Also, new awful Machine Gun Kelly song and video discussed. Check out the video below:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m4DVbm9zeR0

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Awful Dating Sites 6/2/25 Jun 02, 2025

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More pathetic people posting dumb stuff on their dating profiles.

Awful Baby Names 5/26/25 May 26, 2025

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Loki Skywalker, both twins named Alana, Lemony Rin and more awful babay names are discussed. Also, here is the link to the Pickleball fight I was talking about.

https://x.com/TheKevinDalton/status/1925600337295286403?t=pHAa6x6C9FWcuTuKK-yjtQ&s=19

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Awful T Shirts 5/12/25 May 12, 2025

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People walking around with shirts that say, No Coffee No Workee, I'm Your Nacho Average Dad, Everyday I'm Muscle'N, I Would Flex But I Like This Shirt, "WARNING I MAY SPONTANEOUSLY BURST INTO DISNEY SONGS AT ANY MOMENT" and more!

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Good Side Of Bad News 5/5/25 May 05, 2025

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Woman drops a duece on a car hood during a road rage incident, guy puts an eel up his ass, another guy puts a battery in his dickhole and more!

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Awful Vanity Plates 4/28/25 Apr 28, 2025

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More dumb people paying extra money to have a personalized plate. It's mostly people with Electric cars bragging on their plate that the car doesn't use gas. Fascinating! We expose those plates on this podcast.

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Awful Inspirational Quotes 4/21/25 Apr 21, 2025

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More dumb Inspirational Quotes posted on social media by dumb people.

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Never Happened Stories 4/14/25 Apr 14, 2025

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More BS stories that never happened. Support our sponsors:

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Awful Yelp Reviews 4/7/25 Apr 07, 2025

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A guy on Yelp exaggerates and says he waited 3 hours for a Tow Truck to come, he always waited over 20 minutes at the Dunkin' Donuts drive thru even though there were only 3 Cars ahead of him and he's furious that employees at an Outlet Furniture store were joking and laughing while on the job! Be happy you're not this miserable prick. Support the Podcast by joing Patreon for extra episodes at Patreon.com/jimflorentine. You can also be a member on my Youtube channel at https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCymIVy0JLL1qoVaQ3wbsGoA/join

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Awful Dating Profiles 3/31/25 Apr 01, 2025

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