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214: On Sex and the City: Attack of the Five Foot Ten Woman Mar 28, 2025

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It’s so confusing sometimes being a girl! Today we’re discussing the episode where Carrie grapples with her complicated feelings towards Natasha, Samantha #MeToos a masseuse, Charlotte confronts her fear of public nudity, and Miranda’s masturbation routine is thwarted by her new housekeeper. Plus: a discussion of a then-unknown Athena Calderone’s iconic topless cameo.
This episode is sponsored by Etsy. Looking to refresh your wardrobe? Want to channel our favorite Y2K era it girl? Shop our curated collection of Carrie-inspired gems culled straight from Etsy! And remember to download the Etsy app for maximum shopping convenience!

213: On Celebrity Side Hustles, Gwyneth Paltrow, Adolescence Mar 21, 2025

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Wake up babe! A new Gwyneth Paltrow profile just dropped. We also discuss Tina Fey’s viral comments about celebrity side hustles, the incoming Skims store on Sunset Boulevard, decor concepts for our new office, Gigi Hadid’s Jazz Age Vogue cover and Hairspray homage, Demna’s shocking move to Gucci, Donatella’s departure from Versace, Jonathan Anderson’s impending Dior appointment, and Lauren’s new Boy Mom nightmare, a.k.a. Netflix’s Adolescence.
Our new podcast studio is coming this summer and Chelsea has a few ideas about decorating! And we’ve been looking to Etsy to find vintage and 80’s inspired office items. Shop our curated collection of home goods and remember to download the Etsy app for maximum shopping convenience!
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212: On Lauren’s Pregnancy Shocker, Lady Gaga, Fashion Month (Feat. Patrik Sandberg) Mar 14, 2025

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The cat is out of the bag: Lauren is knocked up! And Chelsea is NOT the father, fyi.
On today’s episode, we discuss her foray into motherhood and our failed attempt to whore out her pregnancy reveal. We are also joined by the brilliant and discerning Patrik Sandberg for a discussion of Lady Gaga’s new album Mayhem, Meghan Markle’s much-derided Netflix series, and a recap of fashion month.
ps. this episode was recorded before we learned of the fashion double whammy that is Demna’s appointment at Gucci and Donatella’s exit from Versace.
Collections discussed in this episode include Calvin Klein, The Row, Tom Ford, Dries Van Noten, Givenchy, Chloe, Anne Demulemeester, Rabanne, Simone Rocha, Hodakova, Marc Jacobs, Dsquared2, Alaia, Duran Lantink, and Dilara Findikoglu.

211: On the Oscars Mar 09, 2025

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Apologies for the delay, Chelsea has had yet another rough week, but we are back to discuss Hollywood’s biggest night and all of the best Karla Sofía Gascón jokes. Topics discussed include the deeply healing The Color Purple reunion, Anora’s shocking sweep, Demi Moore’s life-imitating-art moment, the sensational Wizard of Oz tribute, David Lynch erasure, and Adrian Brody’s deeply annoying acceptance speech.
P.S. this episode was recorded before we knew the deeply f**ked up and unbelievably tragic details of Gene Hackman’s death. R.I.P. King. Let’s watch The Birdcage in his honor 🖤
Visual references: Ariana Grande in Schiaparelli, Cynthia Erivo in Louis Vuitton, Alba Rohrwacher in Valentino Couture, Mikey Madison in Dior, Elle Fanning in Givenchy, Emma Stone in Louis Vuitton, Demi Moore in Armani Privè, Selena Gomez in Ralph Lauren, Zoe Saldana in Saint Laurent, Timothée Chalamet in Givenchy, Kylie Jenner in Miu Miu, Miley Cyrus in Alexander McQueen, Jeff Goldblum in Prada, Colman Domingo in Valentino, Jeremy Strong in Lora Piana, Whoopi Goldberg in Christian Siriano, Sarah Paulson in Marc Jacobs, Zoe Kravitz in Saint Laurent, Julia Fox in Dilara Findikoulu, Kendall Jenner in Thierry Mugler, Kaia Gerber in Valentino, and Alison Brie in Versace.

210: On the SAG Awards, Jane Fonda, Real Housewives (Feat. Liz Goldwyn) Feb 28, 2025

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It’s been a rough week, but your girls are back to discuss all of the highlights from the SAG Awards, Brady Corbet’s $0 payday, and Lena Dunham’s romcom bidding war. We are also joined by the Los Angeles legend Liz Goldwyn for a chat about her RHOBH audition, her prolific vintage collection, and her dishy Substack STARF*CKER.

209: On Sex and the City: One Feb 21, 2025

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Hide your children! Today we’re discussing the “bozo the bush” episode, a.k.a. “One”. In this monumental episode, Carrie meets Aleksandr Petrovsky, Robert surprises Miranda with a giant cookie, Charlotte has a miscarriage, and Samantha has a pubic hair-related breakdown. It also has many diva moments including a fake Marina Abramović, an Elizabeth Taylor-inspired makeover, and several references to Studio 54. What more could we ask for?

208: A Crazy Sexy Hotline Episode Feb 14, 2025

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In honor of Valentine’s Day, we’re answering your burning questions about love, sex, and dating juggalos. Listen at your own risk! 🤡
As promised, here are the visual references for our discussion about bridal fashion: Gwen Stefani’s first wedding dress, her second, Olvia Culpo, Posh n’ Becks, Kristy Hume, Tori Amos, Bianca Jagger, Mia Farrow, Stella Tennant, and Tania Sarin.

207: On the Grammys, Bianca Censori, Karla Sofía Gascón Feb 07, 2025

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On today’s jam-packed episode, we discuss the controversial divas that commanded our attention this week: Bianca Censori and Karla Sofía Gascón. We also get into the fashions and performances at the Grammys, Mother Monster’s latest slay Abracadabra, Ellen and Portia’s skincare infomercial, the Met Gala’s newly announced dress code, the Buffy reboot, Timmy’s nasty fingernails in A Complete Unknown, the sassy heterosexual cardinals in Conclave, and more!

Have a love and/or sex question you need our thoughts on? Let us unleash our inner Carrie Bradshaw, call our hotline at 323-486-6773 to potentially be featured on our upcoming Valentine’s Day Loveline episode! Note: Those who live outside the U.S. can email us a voice memo at hello@everyoutfitinc.com

206: On the Oscar Nominations, Couture Week, The Brutalist Jan 31, 2025

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We’re back to discuss this year’s Oscar nominations and the unforgivable Challengers/Babygirl erasure. We also get into the upcoming Practical Magic and Romy and Michelle sequels, Glenn Martens’ appointment at Margiela, Alessandro Michele’s couture debut, Lauren’s fear that Severance will go the way of Westworld, the fabulous (but bleak) The Brutalist, and so much more!

Have a love and/or sex question you need our thoughts on? Call our hotline at 323-486-6773 to potentially be featured on our upcoming Valentine’s Day Loveline episode! Note: Those who live outside the U.S. can email us a voice memo at hello@everyoutfitinc.com

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205: On Sex and the City: The Man, the Myth, the Viagra Jan 25, 2025

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Trump is president again, so we’re discussing his cameo in an otherwise great episode of Sex and the City. This is also the episode where Samantha dates a septuagenarian, Mr, Big sings Frank Sinatra, and Miranda meets a cute bartender named Steve.

Also: if you would like to skip our opening banter about Trump’s inauguration, the Sex and the City talk starts at 20:50 💋

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