Escape From Vault Disney

Mickey's Twice Upon A Christmas Jan 25, 2025

In this episode, for this winter's extremely-belated Christmas episode, the randomizer goes all the way back to 2004 to pick a straight-to-DVD anthology feature in which everyone's favorite classic Disney animated characters were given some of the most horrendously hideous CGI makeovers you ever done seen, just so they could star in a bunch of even-cheaper holiday stories about everything Christmas is all about: sick ice skating moves, espionage, chronic embarrassment, blacklight-induced violent rage, and of course the act of naming a dog Murray. Needless to say, they couldn't get Kelsey Grammer to narrate this one. Join Tony Goldmark, Dave Cobb, Tyler Green and Cassie Shima as they regift MICKEY'S TWICE UPON A CHRISTMAS! Emily Clark and Jeff Scot Carey's GoFundMe: https://www.gofundme.com/f/help-jeff-and-emily-rebuild-after-eaton-fire Check out my guests' stuff! DAVE COBB Linktree: https://linktr.ee/davecobb Podcast: https://linktr.ee/ratcastlepodcast AR Gaming Company: https://infiniterabbitholes.com TYLER GREEN BlueSky: https://bsky.app/profile/tylerfg.bsky.social Podcast: https://channelkrtpodcast.libsyn.com CASSIE SHIMA Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/cassies_island Podcast: https://rss.com/podcasts/wimdpod And check out this show on social media! Twitter: https://twitter.com/efvdpodcast BlueSky: https://bsky.app/profile/vaultdisneypod.bsky.social Host's Twitter: https://twitter.com/tonygoldmark Host's BlueSky: https://bsky.app/profile/tonygoldmark.bsky.social Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/972385353152531 YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/tonygoldmark Hear new episodes early by supporting this show on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/tonygoldmark

A Very Special Holiday Minisode (or, a Holly Very Miniday Specialsode) Dec 24, 2024

The Mickey's Twice Upon A Christmas episode isn't quite ready yet, but I still wanted to give everyone a special holiday message. Merry Holidays to all! Check out this show on social media! Twitter: https://twitter.com/efvdpodcast BlueSky: https://bsky.app/profile/vaultdisneypod.bsky.social Host's Twitter: https://twitter.com/tonygoldmark Host's BlueSky: https://bsky.app/profile/tonygoldmark.bsky.social Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/972385353152531 YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/tonygoldmark Hear new episodes early by supporting this show on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/tonygoldmark

WandaVision S1E6 - All-New Halloween Spooktacular! Oct 31, 2024

In this year's Halloween episode, the randomizer goes all the way back to 2021 to pick the Halloween episode of one of the biggest zeitgeist-capturing megahit series in the illustrious five-year history of Disney+. The first-ever television show produced by Marvel Studios was also a twisted love letter to the history of television itself, filtered through an uncommon love story between an Eastern European witch and an undead British-accented android, in a thoroughly postmodern setting that literalized how escapist entertainment can paradoxically become a mental prison, all wrapped up in a package so weird and yet so accessible that it could only have been made by (and likely would only have been embraced by the masses IF made by) Marvel. Also this episode has a claymation scene where a talking shark sells yogurt products, because why wouldn't it? Join Tony Goldmark, Devo Spice, Josh Langland (aka The Horror Guru) and Charley Marlowe as they flip through the channels of WANDAVISION, season one, episode six, "All-New Halloween Spooktacular!" Check out my guests' stuff! DEVO SPICE Podcast: https://www.youtube.com/@RandomActsofHorror Latest Album: https://devospice.bandcamp.com/album/cover-up Website: https://www.devospice.com JOSH LANGLAND YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@TheHorrorGuru BlueSky: https://bsky.app/profile/thehorrorguru.bsky.social CHARLEY MARLOWE Podcast: https://www.pipedreampodcasts.com/mystery-shack-lookback Twitter: https://twitter.com/charmarlowe YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/CharleyMarlowe And check out this show on social media! Twitter: https://twitter.com/efvdpodcast BlueSky: https://bsky.app/profile/vaultdisneypod.bsky.social Host's Twitter: https://twitter.com/tonygoldmark Host's BlueSky: https://bsky.app/profile/tonygoldmark.bsky.social Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/972385353152531 YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/tonygoldmark Hear new episodes early by supporting this show on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/tonygoldmark

Deion's Double Play Oct 24, 2024

In this episode, just in time for the World Series and a new football season, the randomizer goes all the way back to 2019 to pick the first ESPN "30 For 30" sports documentary we've ever had to cover on this podcast! Specifically, a documentary about multi-hyphenate 90s superstar athlete Deion Sanders, aka "Prime Time," which is a nickname he gave himself, presumably for reasons. Sanders gained fame for playing professional baseball AND football at the same time, and once in October 1992, he attempted to play in an NFL game in between two postseason MLB games in a different state, all within a 48-hour period. Will this bold sportsballer successfully sportsball multiple sportsballs, or will his sportsball-related hubris destroy all sportsballs forever? Join Tony Goldmark, Haley Baker Callahan, David Ganssle and Gaby Tyrrell as they attempt to break up DEION'S DOUBLE PLAY! Check out my guests' stuff! HALEY BAKER CALLAHAN Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/tricksterbelle.bsky.social YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCjYjtuqtRKT0wCcO1T9j2dQ DAVID GANSSLE Website: https://doggans.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/doggans87 YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/doggans GABY TYRRELL Twitter: https://twitter.com/ghoulish_gabs YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@GhoulishGabs And check out this show on social media! Twitter: https://twitter.com/efvdpodcast Host's Twitter: https://twitter.com/tonygoldmark Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/972385353152531 YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/tonygoldmark Hear new episodes early and AD-FREE by supporting this show on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/tonygoldmark

The Rescue Sep 24, 2024

In this episode, the randomizer goes all the way back to 2021 to pick an example of everyone's favorite subgenre of Disney+ content, that's right, another NatGeo documentary! Only this time, it's NOT one of those wretched disposable televised NatGeo specials that's exactly the same as every other NatGeo special, it's a full-fledged NatGeo-branded theatrical documentary feature film from the Oscar-winning directors of Free Solo about the 2018 Tham Luang cave rescue, an inherently compelling true story of unlikely heroes triumphantly overcoming seemingly insurmountable odds in order to save human life, which unfortunately is primarily known to westerners as "that one time Elon Musk called a guy a pedophile on Twitter for no good reason" because everything is dumb and the world is broken. Join Tony Goldmark, Kalani Mitchell, Kit Quinn and Luke Ski as they sadistically sabotage THE RESCUE! Check out my guests' stuff! KALANI MITCHELL Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/kalani.mitchell Twitter: https://twitter.com/MitchellKalani KIT QUINN Twitter: https://twitter.com/missi0nbreakout Podcast: https://anchor.fm/krt-trio LUKE SKI Portfolio: https://www.luke.ski Bandcamp: https://lukeski.bandcamp.com Twitter: https://twitter.com/thegreatlukeski And check out this show on social media! Twitter: https://twitter.com/efvdpodcast Host's Twitter: https://twitter.com/tonygoldmark Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/972385353152531 YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/tonygoldmark Hear new episodes early and ad-free by supporting this show on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/tonygoldmark

Delicacies Destiny - Episode One Aug 23, 2024

In this episode, we return following an unanticipated long hiatus as the randomizer goes all the way back to 2022 to pick the first episode of a Chinese romantic comedy streaming series from China's video-sharing site Bilibili. In this period piece set during the Ming Dynasty, we follow a woman's journey from humble beginnings to her position as head chef for the crown prince at the imperial palace, all while the show's aesthetics combine mouth-watering culinary footage, Hanna-Barbera sound effects and jokes about turning kidnappers into eunuchs until it gets to the point where you really have to wonder, "what even IS Disney+ anymore?" Ah well, at least you'll probably be able to sue Disney if THIS chef accidentally kills you. Join Tony Goldmark, Charlie Callahan, Haley Baker Callahan and Cassie Shima as they fulfill their DELICACIES DESTINY, Episode One! Check out my guests' stuff! CHARLIE CALLAHAN Twitter: https://twitter.com/ThemeSnark YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/rbgprods HALEY BAKER CALLAHAN Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/tricksterbelle Twitter: https://twitter.com/Tricksterbelle CASSIE SHIMA Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/cassies_island Podcast: https://rss.com/podcasts/wimdpod And check out this show on social media! Twitter: https://twitter.com/efvdpodcast Host's Twitter: https://twitter.com/tonygoldmark Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/972385353152531 YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/tonygoldmark Hear new episodes early by supporting this show on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/tonygoldmark

Our statement on Kyle Carrozza Jul 17, 2024

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MINISODE! What Would Walt Have Done?-Era Movies NOT on Disney+! Jun 19, 2024

DISCLAIMER: This minisode was recorded and released prior to the arrest of one of its guests, Kyle Carrozza. We at Escape From Vault Disney strongly condemn Mr. Carrozza's actions and offer our deepest sympathies to his victims, and we will not be inviting him on this podcast again in the future. That said, rather than attempt to rewrite history, we have decided to leave this episode online and intact as a time capsule of when it was made. In this special minisode, we combine the last two theme "months" together by assembling eighteen regular guests to give brief synopses on all 36 theatrical movies released by Disney during the What Would Walt Have Done? era that are NOT available on Disney+! Special thanks to Stephen Anderson, Charlie Callahan, Haley Baker Callahan, Kyle A. Carrozza, Dave Cobb, Morgan Funder, David Ganssle, Ryan Hipp, Zach Hurst, Charley Marlowe, Jacob Martin, Madeline Maye, Chris Nebergall, Kit Quinn, Cassie Shima, Luke Ski, Devo Spice and Agatha Vile! Pre-order Stephen Anderson's new book! https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/disney-in-between-the-lost-years-1966-1986

Gus Mar 30, 2024

It's the ludicrously-belated fifth and final episode of WHAT WOULD WALT HAVE DONE? "MONTH" on Escape From Vault Disney! And to wrap up this batch of episodes on the most awkward time period in Disney history, the randomizer goes all the way back to 1976 to cover an example of Disney's most reliably lucrative (or at least, least reliably un-lucrative) genre at the time, the dumb-as-rocks slapstick-heavy live-action comedy! And what a comedy it was, assembling more exclamation-point-worthy TV stars than a primetime variety special - Ed Asner! Don Knotts! Tim Conway! Tom Bosley! Bob Crane! Dick Van Patten! Dick Butkus! The Guy Who Voiced The Cat From Outer Space! - and then casting them all in a motion picture where the REAL star is a dumb mule who somehow gets drafted as an NFL placekicker through the use of Air Bud logic twenty years before Air Bud. Ah well, at least he's not Harrison Butker. Join Tony Goldmark, Charlie Callahan, Zach Hurst and Cassie Shima as they all get kicked in the head by GUS! Pre-order Stephen Anderson's new book! https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/disney-in-between-the-lost-years-1966-1986 Check out my guests' stuff! CHARLIE CALLAHAN Twitter: https://twitter.com/ThemeSnark YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/rbgprods ZACH HURST Podcast: https://rss.com/podcasts/wimdpod Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheRLKing YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/TheVoyages CASSIE SHIMA Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/cassies_island Twitter: https://twitter.com/CassiePrologue And check out this show on social media! Twitter: https://twitter.com/efvdpodcast Host's Twitter: https://twitter.com/tonygoldmark Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/972385353152531 YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/tonygoldmark Hear new episodes AD-FREE and one day early by supporting this show on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/tonygoldmark

Hacksaw Mar 23, 2024

DISCLAIMER: This episode was recorded and released prior to the arrest of one of its guests, Kyle Carrozza. We at Escape From Vault Disney strongly condemn Mr. Carrozza's actions and offer our deepest sympathies to his victims, and we will not be inviting him on this podcast again in the future. That said, rather than attempt to rewrite history, we have decided to leave this episode online and intact as a time capsule of when it was made. WHAT WOULD WALT HAVE DONE? MONTH on Escape From Vault Disney just keeps on lumbering along! For our fourth and penultimate episode of What Would Walt Have Done? Month, the randomizer goes all the way back to 1971 to cover a made-for-TV movie produced for NBC's weekly "Wonderful World of Disney" showcase, with a daring, I dare say even avant-garde premise: see, there's this horse who - get this - doesn't want to be ridden! Even though he's a horse! Crazy, right? I mean, if he didn't want to be ridden, why'd he become a horse in the first place? Why not instead become some other creature, like an alligator? Or Mitt Romney? No one's ever ridden Mitt Romney! Silly horse thinks he's Mitt Romney. I'm laughing already and it's not even remotely interesting. Join Tony Goldmark, Kyle A. Carrozza, Morgan Funder and Devo Spice as they chop off their hands with a HACKSAW! Pre-order Stephen Anderson's new book! https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/disney-in-between-the-lost-years-1966-1986 Check out my guests' stuff! MORGAN FUNDER BlueSky: https://bsky.app/profile/thewiredone.bsky.social Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheWire2 YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/AnIdiotsLantern DEVO SPICE New Album: https://devospice.bandcamp.com/album/cover-up Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/devospice Website: https://www.devospice.com And check out this show on social media! Twitter: https://twitter.com/efvdpodcast Host's Twitter: https://twitter.com/tonygoldmark Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/972385353152531 YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/tonygoldmark Hear new episodes early and ad-free by supporting this show on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/tonygoldmark

The Fox and the Hound Mar 16, 2024

It continues to be WHAT WOULD WALT HAVE DONE? MONTH on Escape From Vault Disney! And for our third episode of What Would Walt Have Done? Month, the randomizer goes all the way back to 1981 to pick an animated would-be classic that seemed to have everything going for it: a beautiful nature setting in the Bambi mold, a timeless parabolic story about the irrationality of bigotry, and a once-in-a-lifetime animation crew loaded with literally dozens of future directors. How could they possibly screw that up? Welp, dull dialogue, a meandering story, muddled character motivations, instantly forgettable songs, an inept fumbling of the anti-bigotry message, a side character who should've died inexplicably living, a pointless B-plot where two birds and a caterpillar do third-rate Tom & Jerry shtick, and what the hell, why not throw in some incompetent studio mismanagement that drove about a dozen animators to resign and form their own studio while we're at it, that's how. Meh, at least the furries got something out of it. Join Tony Goldmark, Dave Cobb, Charley Marlowe and Jacob Martin as they try to schedule a disastrous playdate for THE FOX AND THE HOUND! Read my livetweet of The Fox and the Hound: https://twitter.com/efvdpodcast/status/1269473462155804672 Pre-order Stephen Anderson's new book! https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/disney-in-between-the-lost-years-1966-1986 Check out my guests' stuff! DAVE COBB Linktree: https://linktr.ee/davecobb Podcast: https://linktr.ee/ratcastlepodcast AR Gaming Company: https://infiniterabbitholes.com CHARLEY MARLOWE Podcast: https://www.pipedreampodcasts.com/mystery-shack-lookback Twitter: https://twitter.com/charmarlowe YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/CharleyMarlowe JACOB MARTIN Bandcamp: https://closetothesun5.bandcamp.com YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/rct3isepic Website: https://www.coastercomposer.com And check out this show on social media! Twitter: https://twitter.com/efvdpodcast Host's Twitter: https://twitter.com/tonygoldmark Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/972385353152531 YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/tonygoldmark Hear new episodes early by supporting this show on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/tonygoldmark

Treasure of Matecumbe Mar 09, 2024

It's still WHAT WOULD WALT HAVE DONE? MONTH on Escape From Vault Disney! And for our second episode of What Would Walt Have Done? Month, the randomizer goes all the way back to 1976 to pick an ambitious misfire released just in time for America's bicentennial, a would-be epic treasure hunt adventure set in the Reconstruction-era American South that aims to be Budget Mark Twain by way of Budget Robert Louis Stevenson, depicting America as a chaotic lawless hellscape where former slaves run back to their plantations, snake oil medicine can be refashioned into Molotov cocktails, impromptu hoedowns turn into attempted gangbangs at the drop of a hat and we're supposed to take the big evil frightening villain seriously even though his name is "Spangler." Also the guy who voiced Prince John is in it but he doesn't suck his thumb even once. Join Tony Goldmark, Ryan Hipp, Madeline Maye and Chris Nebergall as they fruitlessly hunt for the TREASURE OF MATECUMBE! Pre-order Stephen Anderson's new book! https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/disney-in-between-the-lost-years-1966-1986 Check out my guests' stuff! RYAN HIPP Twitter: https://twitter.com/RyanHippFTW YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/theryanhipp MADELINE MAYE Bandcamp: https://madelinemaye.bandcamp.com Twitter: https://twitter.com/FriendlyCatWife YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@friendlycatwife CHRIS NEBERGALL Podcast: https://soundcloud.com/landbeforetimeland Twitter: https://twitter.com/ChrisNebergall YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCq9hpBl49TYkjc_lzqStkCA And check out this show on social media! Twitter: https://twitter.com/efvdpodcast Host's Twitter: https://twitter.com/tonygoldmark Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/972385353152531 YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/tonygoldmark Hear new episodes early and AD-FREE by supporting this show on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/tonygoldmark

A Tale of Two Critters (with Meet the Robinsons director Stephen Anderson!) Mar 02, 2024

It's WHAT WOULD WALT HAVE DONE? MONTH on Escape From Vault Disney, as we devote March 2024 to movies, featurettes and/or TV specials produced by Walt Disney Productions during that odd, awkward inbetween time from 1968-1984, after Walt died but before Eisner took over! And for our first episode of What Would Walt Have Done? Month, we're joined by the man who literally wrote the soon-to-be-released book on that era, Meet the Robinsons director Stephen Anderson! And for our topic, the randomizer goes all the way back to 1977, the summer when Star Wars had the unmitigated audacity to dominate the box office 35 years before Disney owned it. The only competition Disney had that summer was a Herbie sequel and an animated talking mice movie, so the Disney execs thought "Hey, y'know what Walt would've done? He would've paired the animated talking mice movie with 48 minutes of documentary-style footage of a bear and a raccoon in the woods just kinda wandering around, narrated by an obscure country singer who, for thoroughly unclear reasons, is named 'Mayf Nutter.' That'll steer audiences away from Luke Skywalker blowing up the Death Star for sure!" Are you starting to understand why Disney struggled in the 70s? Join Tony Goldmark, Stephen Anderson, David Ganssle and Luke Ski as they chase A TALE OF TWO CRITTERS! Pre-order Stephen's new book! https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/disney-in-between-the-lost-years-1966-1986 Here's that "bear and bees" video we were talking about btw: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ehm7q6uTtsA Check out my guests' stuff! STEPHEN ANDERSON Website: https://www.stevehatguy.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/stevehatguy Twitter: https://twitter.com/stevehatguy DAVID GANSSLE Website: https://doggans.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/doggans87 YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/doggans LUKE SKI Portfolio: https://www.luke.ski Bandcamp: https://lukeski.bandcamp.com Twitter: https://twitter.com/thegreatlukeski And check out this show on social media! Twitter: https://twitter.com/efvdpodcast Host's Twitter: https://twitter.com/tonygoldmark Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/972385353152531 YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/tonygoldmark Hear new episodes early and ad-free by supporting this show on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/tonygoldmark

World's Deadliest S3E1 - War of the Carnivores Feb 24, 2024

This week, the randomizer goes all the way back to 2019 to pick yet another NatGeo special! And since it's become abundantly clear that every NatGeo special is exactly the same, I'm gonna devote the rest of this description to talking about the life of actor/comedian Chris Elliott. Born in 1960 in New York City as the fifth and youngest child of Bob Elliott of Bob & Ray fame, Mr. Elliott was hired as a production assistant on Late Night with David Letterman and soon began playing various wacky characters on-camera. This led to supporting roles in such films as Manhunter, The Abyss, Groundhog Day and There's Something About Mary, as well as starring roles in his own FOX primetime sitcom Get A Life and the feature film vehicle Cabin Boy. More recently, in the 2010s he had his own Adult Swim series Eagleheart, and a regular supporting role on Schitt's Creek. Chris Elliott's surreal, offbeat style of humor has been a comedy staple for over forty years and counting, and he continues to be an always-welcome character actor to this day. Join Tony Goldmark, Morgan Funder, Brianna Garcia and Kit Leitmeyer as they challenge the authority of the WORLD'S DEADLIEST, season three, episode one, "War of the Carnivores!" Check out my guests' stuff! MORGAN FUNDER Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheWire2 YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/AnIdiotsLantern BRIANNA GARCIA Instagram: https://instagram.com/briannacherrygarcia Twitter: https://twitter.com/BriannaCherry YouTube: https://youtube.com/briberry KIT LEITMEYER Instagram: https://instagram.com/teatraybat TikTok: https://tiktok.com/@teatraybat1 And check out this show on social media! Twitter: https://twitter.com/efvdpodcast Host's Twitter: https://twitter.com/tonygoldmark Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/972385353152531 YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/tonygoldmark Hear new episodes AD-FREE and one day early by supporting this show on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/tonygoldmark

BONUS "MINI"SODE! What Else Is NOT on Disney+? SUPERCUT! Jan 20, 2024

A two-and-a-half-hour supercut of all sixteen "What Else Is Not On Disney+?" minisodes, featuring more-or-less the entire conversation Tony Goldmark had with David Ganssle in the spring of 2023 in which they went through the entire Not On Disney+ Month shortlist and said a few words about each item.

Tim Burton's The Nightmare Before Christmas Dec 20, 2023

This week we're bypassing the randomizer for yet another Guest's Choice episode, which in this case doubles as a belated Christmas episode AND triples as an even-more-belated Halloween episode! Our good friend and newly-sentient amorphous blob of characters Garrett Smith "makes" us watch one of the most groundbreaking animated features of all time, a 1993 stop-motion animated borderline-experimental quasi-operatic tone poem of a film about the shenanigans that ensue when the bored leader of an annual tradition finds a buncha magic trees containing the other annual traditions and decides to colonize one of them, filled with gorgeous sumptuous visuals, haunting musical numbers and some guy's name in the title who didn't direct it and only visited the set maybe ten times. Join Tony Goldmark, Rob Bergman, Garrett Smith and Gaby Tyrrell as they wake up screaming from TIM BURTON'S THE NIGHTMARE BEFORE CHRISTMAS! VOTE for the fourth annual Escape From Vault Disney theme month: https://twitter.com/efvdpodcast/status/1755501802987110484 DOWNLOAD my new Tom Lehrer cover "We Will All Go Together When We Go" for FREE: https://thefump.com/store/release/284 Check out my guests' stuff! ROB BERGMAN Twitter: https://twitter.com/RobSnatcher GARRETT SMITH Twitter: https://twitter.com/bigdadydrac1869 GABY TYRRELL Twitter: https://twitter.com/ghoulish_gabs YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@GhoulishGabs And check out this show on social media! Twitter: https://twitter.com/efvdpodcast Host's Twitter: https://twitter.com/tonygoldmark Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/972385353152531 YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/tonygoldmark Hear new episodes AD-FREE and at least one day early by supporting this show on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/tonygoldmark

Arendelle Castle Yule Log: Cut Paper Edition Dec 13, 2023

DISCLAIMER: This episode was recorded and released prior to the arrest of one of its guests, Kyle Carrozza. We at Escape From Vault Disney strongly condemn Mr. Carrozza's actions and offer our deepest sympathies to his victims, and we will not be inviting him on this podcast again in the future. That said, rather than attempt to rewrite history, we have decided to leave this episode online and intact as a time capsule of when it was made. This week, for our second Christmas episode of the season, the randomizer goes back to 2021 to pick another piece of Disney+ original content that continued the grand holiday tradition of the televised Yule Log. Hand-crafted from paper art by Brittney Lee, Walt Disney Animation Studios' acclaimed visual development artist on Frozen and Frozen 2, this warm and inviting hearthside scene sets a festive holiday mood Stylized cut-out paper flames combine with imaginative visual effects (including a touch of snow provided by Elsa) and silhouetted images of Anna, Elsa, Olaf, Kristoff and Sven to add to your holiday fun and enjoyment. Join Tony Goldmark, Kyle A. Carrozza, Morgan Funder and David Ganssle as they curl up by the Christmas tree with a warm blanket and a mug of hot cocoa and enjoy the ARENDELLE CASTLE YULE LOG: CUT PAPER EDITION! Learn more about the DNA Doe Project: https://dnadoeproject.org/ Check out my guests' stuff! MORGAN FUNDER Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheWire2 YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/AnIdiotsLantern DAVID GANSSLE Twitter: https://twitter.com/doggans YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/doggans And check out this show on social media! Twitter: https://twitter.com/efvdpodcast Host's Twitter: https://twitter.com/tonygoldmark Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/972385353152531 YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/tonygoldmark Hear new episodes early and ad-free by supporting this show on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/tonygoldmark

Disney Holiday Magic Quest (2020) Dec 06, 2023

This week, for our first Christmas episode of 2023, the randomizer goes all the way back to 2020 to pick a heartwarming holiday special made when the world was struggling through an unprecedented catastrophic global pandemic, so naturally The Disney Channel thought it'd be a swell idea to take a quartet of promising young actors from the ZOMBIES movies (I swear we didn't mean to cover two ZOMBIES tie-in specials in a row, the randomizer just works in mysterious ways sometimes), entice them to enter Walt Disney World's Magic Kingdom after hours with the false promise of an empty park and no lines for the rides, then sadistically force them to complete a bunch of meaningless tasks involving bike-taxiing, apple-throwing, candy-cane-canoeing, letter-sorting, water-balancing, table-setting and bridge-running, all while emotionally manipulating them into thinking holiday magic itself would disappear forever if they failed to complete all this arbitrary nonsense on time. Just as Baby Jesus commanded. Join Tony Goldmark, Zach Hurst, Devo Spice and Veronika Vexed as they embark on a DISNEY HOLIDAY MAGIC QUEST (2020)! Check out my guests' stuff! ZACH HURST Podcast: https://rss.com/podcasts/wimdpod Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheRLKing YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/TheVoyages DEVO SPICE Bandcamp: https://devospice.bandcamp.com Website: https://www.devospice.com New Tom Lehrer tribute album: https://thefump.com/store/release/282 VERONIKA VEXED Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/veronika_vexed Twitter: https://twitter.com/Veronika_Vexed YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@cuddlepunk6217 And check out this show on social media! Twitter: https://twitter.com/efvdpodcast Host's Twitter: https://twitter.com/tonygoldmark Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/972385353152531 YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/tonygoldmark Hear new episodes early and ad-free by supporting this show on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/tonygoldmark DISCLAIMER: This episode was recorded and released prior to the arrest of Kyle Carrozza, who appears briefly at the end. We at Escape From Vault Disney strongly condemn Mr. Carrozza's actions and offer our deepest sympathies to his victims, and we will not be inviting him on this podcast again in the future. That said, rather than attempt to rewrite history, we have decided to leave this episode online and intact as a time capsule of when it was made.

BONUS MINISODE! What Else Is NOT on Disney+? (part 16) Nov 22, 2023

David Ganssle and I finally wrap up our conversation where we said a few words about every item on the Not On Disney+ Month shortlist! In this one, we go through another, shorter list of Disney-owned movies and shows that I considered for the shortlist, but ultimately didn't make the cut.

BONUS MINISODE! What Else Is NOT on Disney+? (part 15) Nov 08, 2023

Yet again, me and David Ganssle continue making our way through the Not On Disney+ Month shortlist in alphabetical order! In this one, we briefly discuss the original 1997 Under Wraps, Victory Through Air Power, The Watcher In the Woods, "Weird Al" Yankovic: There's No Going Home, Winnie the Pooh and a Day for Eeyore and The Wuzzles!

ZOMBI-Thon with Big City Greens Oct 25, 2023

This week, for our second of two Halloween episodes of the year, the randomizer goes all the way back to 2022 to cover that time the Disney Channel cartoon about noseless cornlike rural caricatures spent an entire half-hour special shamelessly promoting the trilogy of Disney Channel movie musicals about various high-school-age monsters who don't act like monsters except when they do. If that sounds random and arbitrary to you, try recording a podcast about it where exactly one out of four people has seen any full episodes of the cartoon, and no one has seen any of the movies. Or better yet, don't, cuz we already did. Join Tony Goldmark, Rob Bergman, Shoebox and a Surprise Special Guest as they get bitten by a ZOMBI-THON WITH BIG CITY GREENS! Check out my guests' stuff! ROB BERGMAN Twitter: https://twitter.com/RobSnatcher SHOEBOX New Album: https://wormquartet.bandcamp.com/album/carpe-tedium Website: http://wormquartet.com Twitter: https://twitter.com/wormquartet SURPRISE SPECIAL GUEST Twitter: https://twitter.com/bigdadydrac1869 And check out this show on social media! Twitter: https://twitter.com/efvdpodcast Host's Twitter: https://twitter.com/tonygoldmark Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/972385353152531 YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/tonygoldmark Hear new episodes one day early by supporting this show on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/tonygoldmark

Frankenweenie (1984) Oct 18, 2023

This week, for our first of two Halloween episodes of the year, the randomizer goes all the way back to 1984 to cover one of the earliest live-action efforts of a rising young talent by the name of Tim Burton, who in this landmark early work explored many of the very same themes and motifs that would later become ubiquitous in his filmography, including the juxtaposition of mundane suburban life with horror-fantasy tropes, the celebration of misunderstood outsiders over bland conformists, and of course cool-looking German expressionist gothic art design absolutely slathered all over the screen. At the time it was a unique, exemplary work of art from an obvious future auteur, so naturally Disney buried it like an undead dog's bone and only released it eight years later after its director made freakin' Batman. Join Tony Goldmark, Haley Baker Callahan, David Ganssle and Gaby Tyrrell as they obnoxiously point out that it's Frankenweenie's monster, not FRANKENWEENIE (1984)! Watch the extended cut of Frankenweenie (1984) on YouTube: https://youtu.be/2rcPe9sojpc?si=0aP7tzSHgih91ki_&t=352 Read my livetweet of Frankenweenie (1984): https://twitter.com/efvdpodcast/status/1448840318128852997 Watch Diamanda Hagan's review of Life Returns, featuring me: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k75BYiDdWec Check out my guests' stuff! HALEY BAKER CALLAHAN Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/tricksterbelle.bsky.social YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCjYjtuqtRKT0wCcO1T9j2dQ DAVID GANSSLE Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/doggans Twitter: https://twitter.com/doggans YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/doggans GABY TYRRELL Twitter: https://twitter.com/ghoulish_gabs YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@GhoulishGabs And check out this show on social media! Twitter: https://twitter.com/efvdpodcast Host's Twitter: https://twitter.com/tonygoldmark Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/972385353152531 YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/tonygoldmark Hear new episodes early and AD-FREE by supporting this show on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/tonygoldmark

The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh S1E4 - Find Her, Keep Her Oct 11, 2023

This week we're bypassing the randomizer for yet another Guest's Choice episode, in which our good friend Madeline Maye makes us watch one of the first episodes of a 1988 ABC Saturday morning cartoon produced by Walt Disney Television Animation, a series that came about when the executives said "So yeah, Winnie the Pooh's a big popular brand for us, let's just slap together a cute little Pooh show to sell some more plush toys to pre-schoolers, it doesn't need to be mindblowing or anything." To which the writers, artists and showrunners responded, "We are going to make an episode about Rabbit looking after a baby bird that will rip every last audience member's still-beating heart right out of their asses and show it to them before they die drowning in their own salty tears." Join Tony Goldmark, Madeline Maye, Chris Nebergall and Renie Rivas as they count all the bees in the hive and chase all the clouds from the sky back to the days of THE NEW ADVENTURES OF WINNIE THE POOH, season one, episode four, "Find Her, Keep Her!" Check out my guests' stuff! MADELINE MAYE Bandcamp: https://madelinemaye.bandcamp.com Twitter: https://twitter.com/FriendlyCatWife YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@friendlycatwife CHRIS NEBERGALL Podcast: https://soundcloud.com/landbeforetimeland Twitter: https://twitter.com/ChrisNebergall YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCq9hpBl49TYkjc_lzqStkCA RENIE RIVAS Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/renie_rivas Podcast: https://ringringpodcast.podbean.com And check out this show on social media! Twitter: https://twitter.com/efvdpodcast Host's Twitter: https://twitter.com/tonygoldmark Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/972385353152531 YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/tonygoldmark Hear new episodes early by supporting this show on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/tonygoldmark

BONUS MINISODE! What Else Is NOT on Disney+? (part 14) Oct 04, 2023

Yet again, me and David Ganssle continue making our way through the Not On Disney+ Month shortlist in alphabetical order! In this one, we briefly discuss Ten Who Dared, That Thing You Do!, They Might Be Giants: Here Come the ABCs, Titan A.E., the 2015 Tomorrowland movie and the 1997 Tower of Terror movie!

BONUS MINISODE! What Else Is NOT on Disney+? (part 13) Sep 20, 2023

UPDATE: And, of course, mere minutes before this minisode went public, they announced that Spider-Man: Far From Home would arrive on Disney+ on November 3! Yet again, me and David Ganssle continue making our way through the Not On Disney+ Month shortlist in alphabetical order! In this one, we briefly discuss Spider-Man: Far From Home, Sport Goofy In Soccermania, a bunch of Disney park attraction videos (specifically the original Star Tours pre-show and ride film, The Disney Studios Story from the Backstage Studio Tour, Back To Never Land from The Magic of Disney Animation, Michael & Mickey from Inside the Magic: Special Effects and Production Tour, and the pre-show queue videos from Mickey's House and The Twilight Zone Tower of Terror), the 1993 Super Mario Bros. movie and The Sweatbox!

BONUS MINISODE! What Else Is NOT on Disney+? (part 12) Sep 06, 2023

Yet again, me and David Ganssle continue making our way through the Not On Disney+ Month shortlist in alphabetical order! In this one, we briefly discuss the 1997 comedy RocketMan, the 2006 remake of The Shaggy Dog, The Shnookums and Meat Funny Cartoon Show, the infamous "Michael Jackson" episode of The Simpsons (S3E1, "Stark Raving Dad"), So Dear To My Heart, the 1983 adaptation of Ray Bradbury's Something Wicked This Way Comes, Son of Flubber and Song of the South.

Once Upon A Time S1E12 - Skin Deep Aug 30, 2023

At long last, this week the randomizer wraps up Patreon Request Month 2023 by going all the way back to 2012 to pick Nick F's request for an episode of the OTHER project titled "Once Upon A (something)" that first aired on ABC in which Disney tried to cram every last Disney character onscreen together. Specifically a season one episode that had the bold vision to say, "hey, remember when Disney retold a tale as old as time so absolutely perfectly that it became the first-ever animated feature nominated for Best Picture? We can probably do it better." They failed of course, but along the way they sure did give us an episode chock full of stupid character names, bad CGI backgrounds, annoying maniacal cackling, slutty goth waitresses, sneezing pharmacists, the kidnapping and excessive caning of a drinkware thief, and what the hell, a scene where a human being gets turned into a flower. Join Tony Goldmark, Charley Marlowe, Madeline Maye, Chris Nebergall and Veronika Vexed as they enter Shrek's outhouse and wipe their asses with a torn-out storybook page that begins with ONCE UPON A TIME, season one, episode twelve, "Skin Deep!" Check out my guests' stuff! CHARLEY MARLOWE Twitter: https://twitter.com/charmarlowe YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/CharleyMarlowe TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@CapnGoatbeard MADELINE MAYE Bandcamp: https://madelinemaye.bandcamp.com Twitter: https://twitter.com/FriendlyCatWife YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@friendlycatwife CHRIS NEBERGALL Podcast: https://soundcloud.com/landbeforetimeland Twitter: https://twitter.com/ChrisNebergall YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCq9hpBl49TYkjc_lzqStkCA VERONIKA VEXED Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/veronika_vexed Twitter: https://twitter.com/Veronika_Vexed YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@cuddlepunk6217 And check out this show on social media! Twitter: https://twitter.com/efvdpodcast Host's Twitter: https://twitter.com/tonygoldmark Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/972385353152531 YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/tonygoldmark Hear new episodes early by supporting this show on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/tonygoldmark

Star Wars: Visions S2E2&4 - Screecher's Reach/I Am Your Mother Aug 23, 2023

DISCLAIMER: This episode was recorded and released prior to the arrest of one of its guests, Kyle Carrozza. We at Escape From Vault Disney strongly condemn Mr. Carrozza's actions and offer our deepest sympathies to his victims, and we will not be inviting him on this podcast again in the future. That said, rather than attempt to rewrite history, we have decided to leave this episode online and intact as a time capsule of when it was made. It's Week #4 of Patreon Request Month 2023, and the randomizer is going all the way back to 2023 to pick Tony Cogan's request for two specific episodes of the second volume of the series that boldly combined the two most reasonable fandoms known to man, Star Wars and anime! In season two, this series expanded its scope from just anime to animation styles from around the world, including, in these two episodes, those two countries that have always gotten along swimmingly with each other, Ireland and England!. Ireland's Cartoon Saloon studio, of The Secret of Kells and Wolfwalkers fame, brings us a striking, dark, violent, morally ambiguous fable about everything one must sacrifice to obtain one's goals in life, and England's Aardman Animation brings us a bright sunny claymation romp through what can only be described as "we have podracing at home," complete with slinky droids, Vader hairstyles and freaky-deaky claymation hippie wookiees! Join Tony Goldmark, Kyle A. Carrozza, Santana Maynard and Luke Ski as they take some powerful Star Wars hallucinogens and see some trippy STAR WARS: VISIONS, season two, episodes two and four, "Screecher's Reach" and "I Am Your Mother!" Watch my Star Wars videos: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLXVC39FA6kPdnWdA3dOsmE3VPVmVzDYNP Check out my guests' stuff! SANTANA MAYNARD Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/santanamaynard TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@santanamaynard Website: https://www.santanamaynard.com LUKE SKI Portfolio: https://www.luke.ski Bandcamp: https://lukeski.bandcamp.com Twitter: https://twitter.com/thegreatlukeski And check out this show on social media! Twitter: https://twitter.com/efvdpodcast Host's Twitter: https://twitter.com/tonygoldmark Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/972385353152531 YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/tonygoldmark Hear new episodes early by supporting this show on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/tonygoldmark

Underdog Aug 16, 2023

It's Week #3 of Patreon Request Month 2023, and the randomizer is going all the way back to 2007 to pick Jinx Productions and Jonathan Librach's request for the long-awaited (though I'm not sure by who) live action feature film adaptation of a 1960s animated series that millions of people watched in reruns while enthusiastically cheering "okay, I guess this exists!" And the movie boldly exists as well, transforming the uniquely-designed clothed bipedal dog-like characters in the cartoon into boring ordinary dogs, replacing Wally Cox's cartoony voice with the snarky rasp of the guy from Mallrats, and casting Tyrion Lannister and Kronk as the bad guys and unfairly expecting them to carry the whole damn movie when they don't really seem to feel like doing that. Also Joliet Jake's far-less-talented brother shows up to collect a paycheck. No, not Elwood, the other one. Join Tony Goldmark, Josh Saucedo, Kaylyn Saucedo and Luke Ski as they cry up both far and near for UNDERDOG! Listen to my FIRST COMEDY MUSIC RECORDING IN ALMOST A DECADE! https://www.patreon.com/posts/surprise-bonus-89075124 Check out my guests' stuff! JOSH SAUCEDO Twitter: https://twitter.com/JoshKnight1st YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/JoshKnightTheFirst KAYLYN SAUCEDO Twitter: https://twitter.com/MarzGurl YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/MarzGurl Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/marzgurl LUKE SKI Portfolio: https://www.luke.ski Bandcamp: https://lukeski.bandcamp.com Twitter: https://twitter.com/thegreatlukeski And check out this show on social media! Twitter: https://twitter.com/efvdpodcast Host's Twitter: https://twitter.com/tonygoldmark Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/972385353152531 YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/tonygoldmark Hear new episodes AD-FREE and one day early by supporting this show on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/tonygoldmark

Honey, We Shrunk Ourselves Aug 09, 2023

It's Week #2 of Patreon Request Month 2023, and the randomizer is going all the way back to 1997 to pick Andrew Weiss's request for Disney's very first live-action direct-to-video sequel, continuing the wacky adventures of Wayne Szalinski, the genius inventor played by easily one of the six or seven funniest people from SCTV (that's not an insult, they were just all really great and it's really hard to rank them) who miraculously invented a shrink ray that could solve world hunger and revolutionize practically every industry known to man, but instead was mostly used to shrink kids, shrink parents, shrink audiences and briefly turn a toddler into a kaiju. This third movie had the lowest budget of the three, and hoo boy does it show. Join Tony Goldmark, Anarkee, Mat Brunet and Garrett Snook as they disguise themselves as bees and invade a beehive for some of that precious HONEY, WE SHRUNK OURSELVES! Check out my guests' stuff! ANARKEE Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/anarkee TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@itsanarkee Twitter: https://twitter.com/itsanarkee MAT BRUNET Livestream: https://www.youtube.com/c/AniMatsCrazyCartoonCast Twitter: https://twitter.com/AniMat505 YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/ElectricDragon505 GARRETT SNOOK Twitter: https://twitter.com/ilneigeYT YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/IlNeige And check out this show on social media! Twitter: https://twitter.com/efvdpodcast Host's Twitter: https://twitter.com/tonygoldmark Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/972385353152531 YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/tonygoldmark Hear new episodes a day early by supporting this show on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/tonygoldmark

The Super Hero Squad Show S1E19 - Election of Evil! Aug 02, 2023

This week, the randomizer kicks off Patreon Request Month 2023 by going all the way back to 2010 to pick Gordhan Rajani's request for an episode of an animated Marvel series that aired on Cartoon Network, in which the superheroes looked like Chibi knockoffs, called themselves "Squaddies" for some cosmically appalling reason, lived in a town with very few non-superheroes, and elected Stan Lee as their mayor until they didn't. Also we get to hear Wayne Knight graduate from voicing a guy dressed in a chicken suit (I just can't escape chicken suits) to a guy with a head shaped like an egg, but which came first maaaaaan? Join Tony Goldmark, Emily Clark, Laura Crone and Kyle Kallgren as they hero up for THE SUPER HERO SQUAD SHOW, season one, episode nineteen, "Election of Evil!" Check out my guests' stuff! EMILY CLARK TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@emilyabclark Twitter: https://twitter.com/emilyabclark YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/Divinemissem82 LAURA CRONE Twitter: https://twitter.com/downwithlcc YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/LauraCrone KYLE KALLGREN YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/oancitizen Theatre Company: https://worlds-elsewhere.com And check out this show on social media! Twitter: https://twitter.com/efvdpodcast Host's Twitter: https://twitter.com/tonygoldmark Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/972385353152531 YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/tonygoldmark Hear new episodes AD-FREE and one day early by supporting this show on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/tonygoldmark

BONUS MINISODE! What Else Is NOT on Disney+? (part 11) Jul 26, 2023

Yet again, Tony Goldmark and David Ganssle continue making their way through the Not On Disney+ Month shortlist in alphabetical order! In this one, they briefly discuss The One and Only, Genuine, Original Family Band; One of Our Dinosaurs Is Missing; Oz the Great and Powerful; a buncha early shorts from the 1920s (specifically Kansas City's Spring Clean-Up, Alice's Wonderland, Trolley Troubles, Plane Crazy and The Skeleton Dance) and the 1980 Popeye movie!

Hatching Pete Jul 19, 2023

This week, the randomizer goes all the way back to 2009 to pick yet another Disney Channel Original Movie, and in this case, it's a DCOM about that strange mysterious fantastical creature known colloquially as the "chicken." What is a chicken? Where did they come from? What do they want from us? Which came first, the chicken or the guy named Pete? What does a guy named Pete have to do with any of this? Why in God's name did the Disney Channel think it was a great idea to make a movie about a basketball mascot that's just an ugly chicken suit? Why is the town in said movie full of grown-ass adults with seemingly nothing better to do with their lives than obsess - there's no other word for it, OBSESS - over said ugly chicken suit? How long can you watch this movie before your nose starts bleeding? What's the meaning of life? What happens after we die? Regular or extra-crispy? And for the love of God, who the hell is Tommy? On this episode, we hope to answer at least none of those questions. Join Tony Goldmark, Morgan Funder, Brianna Garcia and Kit Leitmeyer as they name an egg "Pete" for some reason and take turns sitting on it for some completely unrelated other reason, and in the process hopefully succeed in HATCHING PETE! Check out my guests' stuff! MORGAN FUNDER Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheWire2 YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/AnIdiotsLantern BRIANNA GARCIA Instagram: https://instagram.com/briannacherrygarcia Twitter: https://twitter.com/BriannaCherry YouTube: https://youtube.com/briberry KIT LEITMEYER Instagram: https://instagram.com/teatraybat TikTok: https://tiktok.com/@teatraybat1 And check out this show on social media! Twitter: https://twitter.com/efvdpodcast Host's Twitter: https://twitter.com/tonygoldmark Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/972385353152531 YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/tonygoldmark Hear new episodes AD-FREE and one day early by supporting this show on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/tonygoldmark

Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 Jul 12, 2023

This week we're bypassing the randomizer for yet another Guest's Choice episode which also happens to be another Channel KRT crossover, in which the very awesome Kit Quinn "makes" us watch one of the very finest pieces of mainstream filmmaking of the 2010s, a megabudgeted CGI-heavy blockbuster tentpole sequel set in an expansive cinematic universe in which visionary writer/director James Gunn, rather than simply make a soulless cash grab and let the franchise spin its wheels, uses his uniquely enormous canvas to tell an emotionally affecting fable about the desperation of loss, the ripple effect of abuse, the joys and pitfalls of parenting, and ultimately the power of the bonds we form between each other. It's also got a talking raccoon, a character named "Taserface," a David Hasselhoff cameo, and a scene where the main character turns himself into Pac-Man. Join Tony Goldmark, Tyler Green, Randee Martin and Kit Quinn as they welcome themselves to the frickin' GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY VOL. 2! Help support the striking writers and actors with a donation to the Entertainment Community Fund: https://entertainmentcommunity.org Watch my original "One Movie Later" vlog for Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uFIqZblxaCQ Check out my guests' stuff! CHANNEL KRT: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/channel-krt/id1530833092 KIT QUINN on Twitter: https://twitter.com/missi0nbreakout RANDEE MARTIN on Twitter: https://twitter.com/cosmicr3wind TYLER GREEN on Twitter: https://twitter.com/TylerFG And check out this show on social media! Twitter: https://twitter.com/efvdpodcast Host's Twitter: https://twitter.com/tonygoldmark Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/972385353152531 YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/tonygoldmark Hear new episodes ad-free and one day early by supporting this show on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/tonygoldmark

Davy Crockett and the River Pirates Jul 05, 2023

This week, the randomizer goes all the way back to 1956 to pick a relic from the bygone era when those mysterious newfangled "tele-visions" in people's houses would only broadcast shows at very specific dates and times, and if you wanted to watch something again, you had to wait for it to become a big-enough pop culture phenomenon to be repackaged for the big screen and shown at your local cinema. Fortunately, that very thing happened to Walt Disney's prequel miniseries about the original coonskin cap-wearing king of the wild frontier, and arguably the only former U.S. Congressman to have a #1 hit record written about him (unless of course you count those rumors that "WAP" was about Paul Ryan). Join Tony Goldmark, David Ganssle, Nicholas Bogroff Ganssle and Kit Quinn as they go kill bears with a three-year-old named DAVY CROCKETT AND THE RIVER PIRATES! Don't forget, you have until Thursday, July 20 at 11:59PM Pacific to submit your requests for PATREON REQUEST MONTH! https://www.patreon.com/posts/85381700 Check out my guests' stuff! DAVID GANSSLE Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/doggans Twitter: https://twitter.com/doggans YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/doggans NICHOLAS BOGROFF GANSSLE TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@badassbogroff KIT QUINN Twitter: https://twitter.com/missi0nbreakout Podcast: https://anchor.fm/krt-trio And check out this show on social media! Twitter: https://twitter.com/efvdpodcast Host's Twitter: https://twitter.com/tonygoldmark Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/972385353152531 YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/tonygoldmark Hear new episodes early by supporting this show on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/tonygoldmark

BONUS MINISODE! What Else Is NOT on Disney+? (part 10) Jun 28, 2023

Me and David Ganssle continue making our way through the Not On Disney+ Month shortlist in alphabetical order. In this one, we briefly discuss Mr. Magorium's Goddamn Wonder Emporium, Muppet Classic Theater, two vintage episodes of The Muppet Show, The Muppets at Walt Disney World, Muppets Tonight, The Muppets' Wizard of Oz, My Date with the President's Daughter and The North Avenue Irregulars. Request lines are now open! Now's your chance to submit your request for PATREON REQUEST MONTH 2023! https://www.patreon.com/posts/august-will-be-85381700

BONUS MINISODE! What Else Is NOT on Disney+? (part 9) Jun 21, 2023

It's another MINISODE in which me and David Ganssle continue making our way through the Not On Disney+ Month shortlist in alphabetical order. In this one, we briefly discuss the 2004 Ladykillers remake, The Last Flight of Noah's Ark, the 2013 Lone Ranger movie, the 1997 Love Bug remake, Make Mine Music, the 1988 Mickey's 60th Birthday TV special, Midnight Madness, The Misadventures of Merlin Jones, the 2000 Mission to Mars movie and The Monkey's Uncle.

BONUS MINISODE! What Else Is NOT on Disney+? (part 8) Jun 14, 2023

It's another MINISODE in which me and David Ganssle continue making our way through the Not On Disney+ Month shortlist in alphabetical order. In this one, we briefly discuss Ice Angel, the 2008 Incredible Hulk movie (now ON Disney+!), the 1995 Jerky Boys movie, the 1993 Joy Luck Club movie and the 1994 Jungle Book movie. Here's the Joy Luck Club scene we're talking about: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l9NYFds5wbs

BONUS MINISODE! What Else Is NOT on Disney+? (part 7) Jun 07, 2023

It'll take me a bit more time to finish the Davy Crockett and the River Pirates episode, so in the meantime, here's the first of a few more MINISODES in which me and David Ganssle continue making our way through the Not On Disney+ Month shortlist in alphabetical order! In this minisode, we briefly discuss The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Honey I Shrunk the Kids: The TV Show, The Horse In the Gray Flannel Suit and House of Mouse!

Alaska's Deadliest S1E2 - Killer Whale Kingdom May 31, 2023

This week, the randomizer goes all the way back to 2018 to pick yet another NatGeo special! And since it's become abundantly clear that every NatGeo special is exactly the same, I'm gonna devote the rest of this description to talking about the life of Daryl Hall. Born in 1946 in Pottstown, PA, Mr. Hall majored in music at Temple University in Philadelphia, met his performing partner John Oates in 1967, and together the duo of Hall & Oates enlivened pop radio in the 70s and 80s with such smash hits as "Private Eyes," "Maneater" and "You Make My Dreams (Come True)." They've had eight platinum albums and sixteen top ten singles, and they continue to tour to this day. Join Tony Goldmark, David Ganssle, Nicholas Bogroff Ganssle and Kit Quinn as they foolishly hunt for ALASKA'S DEADLIEST, season one, episode two, "Killer Whale Kingdom!" Check out my guests' stuff! DAVID GANSSLE Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/doggans Twitter: https://twitter.com/doggans YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/doggans NICHOLAS BOGROFF GANSSLE TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@badassbogroff KIT QUINN Twitter: https://twitter.com/missi0nbreakout Podcast: https://anchor.fm/krt-trio And check out this show on social media! Twitter: https://twitter.com/efvdpodcast Host's Twitter: https://twitter.com/tonygoldmark Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/972385353152531 YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/tonygoldmark Hear new episodes early by supporting this show on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/tonygoldmark

The Mandalorian S1E3 - Chapter 3: The Sin May 24, 2023

This week, the randomizer goes all the way back to 2019 to cover the very first smash hit original series Disney+ ever produced, a relic of a magical bygone era when streaming platforms would actually KEEP their original shows available! My, what a novelty. In this case, it's an episode of the popular live-action Star Wars series that asks the bold question "what if we focus on a character you've never heard of from a group whose primary trait so far is cool-looking costumes, make the pace of the show very slow and deliberate and '2010s basic cable prestige drama'-y, and just to entice the kids, add in an endlessly merchandisable adorable little magical creature named Werner Herzog?" You've got a license to print money, that's what. Join Tony Goldmark, Zach Hurst, Santana Maynard and Luke Ski as they make a time machine out of THE MANDALORIAN, season one, episode three, "Chapter 3: The Sin!" Watch my Star Wars videos: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLXVC39FA6kPdnWdA3dOsmE3VPVmVzDYNP Check out my guests' stuff! ZACH HURST Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheRLKing YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/TheVoyages SANTANA MAYNARD Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/santanamaynard TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@santanamaynard Website: https://www.santanamaynard.com LUKE SKI Portfolio: https://www.luke.ski Bandcamp: https://lukeski.bandcamp.com Twitter: https://twitter.com/thegreatlukeski And check out this show on social media! Twitter: https://twitter.com/efvdpodcast Host's Twitter: https://twitter.com/tonygoldmark Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/972385353152531 YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/tonygoldmark Hear new episodes early by supporting this show on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/tonygoldmark

20,000 Leagues Under the Sea May 17, 2023

This week we're bypassing the randomizer for yet another Guest's Choice episode, in which our good friend Chris Nebergall makes us watch one of Walt Disney's more acclaimed live-action features, a 1954 megahit Jules Verne adaptation featuring groundbreaking special effects, an Oscar-winning director, three Oscar-nominated actors and an intelligent screenplay that didn't talk down to the audience. Basically, it was one of the far-too-infrequent times in Walt's career when he swung for the fences and made a real MOVIE, but of course, Walt being Walt, it also still had both copious racism AND an adorable animal sidekick who's just kinda there for no reason. Such is the duality of Disney. Join Tony Goldmark, David Ganssle, Madeline Maye and Chris Nebergall as they climb aboard the Nautilus and venture 20,000 LEAGUES UNDER THE SEA! Check out my guests' stuff! DAVID GANSSLE Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/doggans Twitter: https://twitter.com/doggans YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/doggans MADELINE MAYE Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/inkblot-band Twitter: https://twitter.com/FriendlyCatWife YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@friendlycatwife CHRIS NEBERGALL Podcast: https://soundcloud.com/landbeforetimeland Twitter: https://twitter.com/ChrisNebergall YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCq9hpBl49TYkjc_lzqStkCA And check out this show on social media! Twitter: https://twitter.com/efvdpodcast Host's Twitter: https://twitter.com/tonygoldmark Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/972385353152531 YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/tonygoldmark Hear new episodes early by supporting this show on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/tonygoldmark

BONUS MINISODE! What Else Is NOT on Disney+? (part 6) May 10, 2023

Escape From Vault Disney will be back with a full episode sometime next week (we mean it this time!) but in the meantime here's another bonus MINISODE where Tony Goldmark and David Ganssle continue making their way through the Not On Disney+ Month shortlist in alphabetical order. In this minisode, they briefly discuss Ferngully: The Last Rainforest, Fillmore!, Follow Me Boys!, Freaked, Futurama, Galavant, The Gnome-Mobile, some assorted later shorts (specifically Toot, Whistle, Plunk and Boom, Goliath II and Vincent) and a whole buncha Goofy shorts (specifically Goofy and Wilbur, Goofy's Glider, Hockey Homicide, Goofy Gymnastics, Motor Mania and How to Hook Up Your Home Theater)!

BONUS MINISODE! What Else Is NOT on Disney+? (part 5) May 03, 2023

Escape From Vault Disney will be back with a full episode next week, but in the meantime here's another bonus MINISODE where Tony Goldmark and David Ganssle continue making their way through the Not On Disney+ Month shortlist in alphabetical order. In this minisode, they briefly discuss the Disneyland 35th Anniversary Celebration special from 1990, a whole buncha vintage Donald Duck shorts (specifically Donald and Pluto, Modern Inventions, Donald's Ostrich, Donald's Nephews, The Autograph Hound, Truant Officer Donald, Donald Duck and the Gorilla, Duck Pimples and Donald's Dilemma), an unavailable-on-Disney+ episode of the original DuckTales, Dumbo's Circus and Ernest Goes to Camp!

BONUS MINISODE! What Else Is NOT on Disney+? (part 4) Apr 26, 2023

Escape From Vault Disney will be back in May with our next full episode, but in the meantime here's another bonus MINISODE where me and David Ganssle continue making our way through the Not On Disney+ Month shortlist in alphabetical order. In this minisode, we briefly discuss a banned episode of Darkwing Duck, the series Dave the Barbarian, a bunch of Disney's animated WWII propaganda shorts (specifically Donald's Decision, The Vanishing Private, Der Fuehrer's Face, Education for Death: The Making of the Nazi and the original 1943 Chicken Little) and the 1990 Dick Tracy movie.

BONUS MINISODE! What Else Is NOT on Disney+? (part 3) Apr 19, 2023

Escape From Vault Disney will be back in May with our next full episode, but in the meantime here's another bonus MINISODE where me and David Ganssle continue making our way through the alphabetical list of everything on the Not On Disney+ Month shortlist. In this minisode, we briefly discuss Cabin Boy, Captain EO, the 2015 remake of Cinderella, Clerks: The Animated Series, the 1995 made-for-TV remake of The Computer Wore Tennis Shoes and Condorman!

BONUS MINISODE! What Else Is NOT on Disney+? (part 2) Apr 12, 2023

Escape From Vault Disney will be back in May with our next full episode, but in the meantime here's a bonus MINISODE where me and David Ganssle continue making our way through the alphabetical list of everything on the Not On Disney+ Month shortlist. In this minisode, we briefly discuss Believe You Can...And You Can!, Bill Nye the Science Guy, Blossom S3E19: "Of Mice and Men," The Boatniks, The Bob's Burgers Movie, The Brave Little Toaster and Buzz Lightyear of Star Command!

BONUS MINISODE! What Else Is NOT on Disney+? (part 1) Apr 05, 2023

Escape From Vault Disney will be back in May with our next full episode, but in the meantime here's a bonus MINISODE where me and David Ganssle start going down the alphabetical list of everything on the Not On Disney+ Month shortlist. In this episode, we briefly discuss The 7D, the Aladdin TV series, Anastasia (1997), The Barefoot Executive and Batman: The Movie (1966)!

NOT ON DISNEY+ MONTH: White Wilderness Mar 29, 2023

It's the fifth and final week of NOT ON DISNEY+ MONTH on Escape From Vault Disney! And to wrap the month up, the randomizer goes all the way back to 1958 to cover one of Walt Disney's "True-Life Adventures" nature documentaries, specifically a particularly infamous little film about Arctic fauna that you probably know by reputation even if you don't quite recognize the title. But once you Google the title, your response is probably something along the lines of "Oh God no...OH GOD NO NOT *THAT* ONE!!!" Sigh. Yes, folks. THAT one. Join Tony Goldmark, David Ganssle, Madeline Maye and Chris Nebergall as they freeze to death in the WHITE WILDERNESS! Rent White Wilderness on YouTube if you dare: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g4qstsC4uoA Check out my guests' stuff! DAVID GANSSLE Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/doggans Twitter: https://twitter.com/doggans YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/doggans MADELINE MAYE Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/inkblot-band Twitter: https://twitter.com/FriendlyCatWife YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@friendlycatwife CHRIS NEBERGALL Podcast: https://soundcloud.com/landbeforetimeland Twitter: https://twitter.com/ChrisNebergall YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCq9hpBl49TYkjc_lzqStkCA And check out this show on social media! Twitter: https://twitter.com/efvdpodcast Host's Twitter: https://twitter.com/tonygoldmark Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/972385353152531 YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/tonygoldmark Hear new episodes early by supporting this show on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/tonygoldmark

NOT ON DISNEY+ MONTH: The Hand Behind the Mouse: The Ub Iwerks Story Mar 22, 2023

NOT ON DISNEY+ MONTH on Escape From Vault Disney just keeps on lumbering along! For our fourth and penultimate week of Not On Disney+ Month, the randomizer goes all the way back to 1999 to cover a documentary on the man who originally created, designed and animated the world's most famous tri-circled talking cartoon rodent. The rodent's name was of course Mickey Mouse, but the man's name, contrary to popular belief, was not Walt Disney, nor was it arguably a human name at all. I mean, the guy was a real human, but his name sounded more like a random handful of letters pulled out of a Scrabble bag. It rhymes with "Tub Bi-Twerks" for God's sake. Join Tony Goldmark, Morgan Funder, Michael Hunter and Zach Hurst as they shake THE HAND BEHIND THE MOUSE: THE UB IWERKS STORY! Rent The Hand Behind the Mouse: The Ub Iwerks Story on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PsUV9lvIRu0 Check out my guests' stuff! MORGAN FUNDER Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheWire2 YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/AnIdiotsLantern MICHAEL HUNTER Twitter: https://twitter.com/stinkomike Podcast: https://www.pipedreampodcasts.com/come-on-fhqwhpods ZACH HURST Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheRLKing YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/TheVoyages And check out this show on social media! Twitter: https://twitter.com/efvdpodcast Host's Twitter: https://twitter.com/tonygoldmark Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/972385353152531 YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/tonygoldmark Hear new episodes early by supporting this show on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/tonygoldmark

NOT ON DISNEY+ MONTH: DTV: Golden Oldies Mar 15, 2023

It continues to be NOT ON DISNEY+ MONTH on Escape From Vault Disney! For our third week of Not On Disney+ Month, the randomizer goes all the way back to 1984 to pick a home video compilation of content made for a fledgling young premium cable channel called The Disney Channel, specifically the series borne out of someone saying "Hey, y'know those newfangled 'music-videos' all the kids seem to like? What if we made our own using cheap-to-license oldies and footage from Disney's vast library of animation? A sort of 'animated music video' if you will." And at that moment, millions of future 2006-era YouTubers' ears perked up and they didn't know why. Join Tony Goldmark, Kyle Kallgren, Randee Martin and Shoebox as they try to decide whether or not they want their DTV: GOLDEN OLDIES! Watch DTV: Golden Oldies on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HMgbLwBRlV4 Check out my guests' stuff! KYLE KALLGREN YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/oancitizen Theatre Company: https://worlds-elsewhere.com RANDEE MARTIN Podcast: https://anchor.fm/krt-trio TikTok: https://tiktok.com/@daleearnhardtsfursona Twitter: https://twitter.com/cosmicr3wind SHOEBOX Website: http://wormquartet.com Twitter: https://twitter.com/wormquartet And check out this show on social media! Twitter: https://twitter.com/efvdpodcast Host's Twitter: https://twitter.com/tonygoldmark Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/972385353152531 YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/tonygoldmark Hear new episodes a day early by supporting this show on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/tonygoldmark

NOT ON DISNEY+ MONTH: Down with Love Mar 08, 2023

It's still NOT ON DISNEY+ MONTH on Escape From Vault Disney! And for our second week of Not On Disney+ Month, the randomizer goes all the way back to 2003 to pick a Disney-acquired 20th Century Fox romantic comedy that asks the bold cinematic question, "Hey, remember when romantic comedies didn't suck? Remember when they were actually romantic and actually funny and you'd actually enjoy watching them? Yeah, us neither, but apparently the director of that cheerleader movie does, and he somehow convinced Obi-Wan Kenobi, Bridget Jones, Niles Crane and the lady from Leap of Faith to star in his Rock Hudson/Doris Day fan film, so what the hell, let's market it so piss-poorly it won't even really develop the cult following it'll richly deserve!" Join Tony Goldmark, Kit Quinn, Renie Rivas and Jen Seggio as they gotta get up to get DOWN WITH LOVE! Please donate to David Ganssle's car crash injury recovery fund: https://www.gofundme.com/f/recovery-fund-for-dave-ganssle Rent Down with Love on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5YDMZCakSgw Check out my guests' stuff! KIT QUINN Twitter: https://twitter.com/missi0nbreakout Podcast: https://anchor.fm/krt-trio RENIE RIVAS Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/renie_rivas Podcast: https://ringringpodcast.podbean.com Twitter: https://twitter.com/Renie_Rivas JEN SEGGIO Blog: https://upontheshelfreviews.wordpress.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/jenseggio YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/TheITinFIT And check out this show on social media! Twitter: https://twitter.com/efvdpodcast Host's Twitter: https://twitter.com/tonygoldmark Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/972385353152531 YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/tonygoldmark Hear new episodes early by supporting this show on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/tonygoldmark

NOT ON DISNEY+ MONTH: The Devil and Max Devlin Mar 01, 2023

It's NOT ON DISNEY+ MONTH on Escape From Vault Disney, in which this podcast ventures outside the confines of Disney+ for the first and only time! And for our first of five episodes of Not On Disney+ Month, say, did you know that in 1981, Disney made a movie where Bill Cosby played a demon from Hell? Cuz it's true! In 1981, Disney made a movie where Bill Cosby played a demon from Hell. Now, for some unknowable reason, Disney has seen fit to exclude their 1981 Disney movie where Bill Cosby played a demon from Hell from Disney+, which of course made the 1981 Disney movie where Bill Cosby played a demon from Hell eligible for our Not On Disney+ Month shortlist! And when our randomizer perused that shortlist, which, to reiterate, included the 1981 Disney movie where Bill Cosby played a demon from Hell, that randomizer saw fit to make us watch none other than the feature film released by the Walt Disney company in 1981 in which infamous comedian/TV star/convicted rapist/Jell-O commercial spokesman William Henry Cosby Jr. portrayed an unholy demon who came from what can only be described as Hell. Join Tony Goldmark, Ryan Hipp, David Spencer and Agatha Vile as they make a deal with THE DEVIL AND MAX DEVLIN! Watch "Kill Bosby: The Complete Saga": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3PQNrDLS52E Rent this movie if you dare: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=25KTXVmy54g Or better yet, donate some money to RAINN: https://www.rainn.org/ Check out my guests' stuff! RYAN HIPP Twitter: https://twitter.com/RyanHippFTW YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/theryanhipp DAVID SPENCER Twitter: https://twitter.com/DavidAKAButtons Podcast: https://pipedreampodcasts.com/how-did-this-not-get-made AGATHA VILE Twitter: https://twitter.com/VileAgatha And check out this show on social media! Twitter: https://twitter.com/efvdpodcast Host's Twitter: https://twitter.com/tonygoldmark Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/972385353152531 YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/tonygoldmark Hear new episodes early by supporting this show on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/tonygoldmark

The Finest Hours Feb 22, 2023

DISCLAIMER: This episode was recorded and released prior to the arrest of one of its guests, Kyle Carrozza. We at Escape From Vault Disney strongly condemn Mr. Carrozza's actions and offer our deepest sympathies to his victims, and we will not be inviting him on this podcast again in the future. That said, rather than attempt to rewrite history, we have decided to leave this episode online and intact as a time capsule of when it was made. This week, the randomizer goes all the way back to 2016 to cover a biopic about the United States Coast Guard's heroic 1952 rescue of the crew of the S.S. Pendleton, often rightly touted as one of the most daring rescue missions in military history. And who better to bring this real-life tale of the courageous men who bravely defied insurmountable odds and valiantly risked life and limb for their fellow man to the silver screen than the co-writer of Joker, the director of Cruella and the lead actor who's widely considered inferior to Shatner? (SHATNER for God's sake!) Join Tony Goldmark, Kyle A. Carrozza, Bonnie Gordon and Luke Ski as they while away THE FINEST HOURS! Check out my guests' stuff! BONNIE GORDON Twitter: https://twitter.com/BonnieBellG Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/bonniebellg IMDb: https://www.imdb.com/name/nm3239252 LUKE SKI Portfolio: https://www.luke.ski Bandcamp: https://lukeski.bandcamp.com Twitter: https://twitter.com/thegreatlukeski And check out this show on social media! Twitter: https://twitter.com/efvdpodcast Host's Twitter: https://twitter.com/tonygoldmark Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/972385353152531 YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/tonygoldmark Hear new episodes early by supporting this show on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/tonygoldmark

Willow (1988) Feb 15, 2023

This week we're bypassing the randomizer for yet another Guest's Choice episode, in which our good friend Haley Baker Callahan makes us watch a Lucasfilm classic from 1988, in which George Lucas finally gets fed up with sci-fi purists decrying Star Wars as "more of a fantasy" and says "Oh, you want a fantasy? I'll give you a fantasy!" And because everyone in the 80s knew for a fact that Lord of the Rings would never ever ever be a live-action movie, George instead threw together a buncha swords, sorcery and other sword-and-sorcery tropes, cast Wicket W. Warrick and Nick Rivers, hired Opie Cunningham to direct it, and threw in a giant two-headed ballsack dragon because why the hell not. Join Tony Goldmark, Haley Baker Callahan, Laura Crone, Brianna Garcia and Cassie Shima as they ask the dicky-bird why does he sit singing WILLOW (1988)! Check out my guests' stuff! HALEY BAKER CALLAHAN Twitter: https://twitter.com/Tricksterbelle YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCjYjtuqtRKT0wCcO1T9j2dQ LAURA CRONE Twitter: https://twitter.com/downwithlcc YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/LauraCrone BRIANNA GARCIA Instagram: https://instagram.com/briannacherrygarcia Twitter: https://twitter.com/BriannaCherry YouTube: https://youtube.com/briberry CASSIE SHIMA Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/cassies_island Twitter: https://twitter.com/CassiePrologue And check out this show on social media! Twitter: https://twitter.com/efvdpodcast Host's Twitter: https://twitter.com/tonygoldmark Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/972385353152531 YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/tonygoldmark Hear new episodes a day early by supporting this show on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/tonygoldmark

Behind the Attraction S1E8 - It's A Small World Feb 08, 2023

This week, the randomizer goes all the way back to 2021 to once again cover a Disney+ original documentary series all about, what a shocker, just how awesome Disney is at doing the things Disney does! This time, it talks about that one time all the countries in the world converged on Flushing Meadows in Queens, and Walt Disney, Pepsi-Cola, the "No Wire Hangers" lady, a team of exhausted overworked Imagineers and of course the songwriters of "Pineapple Princess" all combined efforts to show those countries of the world, "here's what we think you'd look like if you were all adorable doll-children stuck singing the most insufferably insipid melody ever devised until the end of time." And the void stares back, ever deeper. Join Tony Goldmark, Charlie Callahan, Haley Baker Callahan and Cassie Shima as they getcha from BEHIND THE ATTRACTION, season one, episode eight, "It's A Small World!" You all have until 11:59PM on Tuesday, February 14 to VOTE for this year's Theme Month! https://twitter.com/efvdpodcast/status/1623230124526272514 Watch my original three-part "It's A Small World" episode of Some Jerk With A Camera! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=854rX0bpFE8&list=PLXVC39FA6kPfVJPk9rdvVmo7gnXlC5rRl Check out my guests' stuff! CHARLIE CALLAHAN Twitter: https://twitter.com/ThemeSnark YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/rbgprods HALEY BAKER CALLAHAN Twitter: https://twitter.com/Tricksterbelle YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCjYjtuqtRKT0wCcO1T9j2dQ CASSIE SHIMA Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/cassies_island Twitter: https://twitter.com/CassiePrologue And check out this show on social media! Twitter: https://twitter.com/efvdpodcast Host's Twitter: https://twitter.com/tonygoldmark Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/972385353152531 YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/tonygoldmark Hear new episodes a day early by supporting this show on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/tonygoldmark

Russia's Wild Tiger Feb 01, 2023

This week, I'm joined by the hosts of the Channel KRT podcast as the randomizer goes all the way back to 2022 to pick everyone's absolute favorite type of content we cover on this podcast, YET ANOTHER NATGEO SPECIAL! And this one's about those lovable striped predatory carnivores that have graced cereal boxes and early-90s comic strips the world over, tigers! Specifically the tigers native to the vast Sikhote-Alin Nature Reserve in Southeast Russia, which are apparently powerful enough to brainwash NatGeo narrators into thinking they're tigers too. Join Tony Goldmark, Tyler Green, Randee Martin and Kit Quinn as they get hunted and devoured by RUSSIA'S WILD TIGER! VOTE on our Theme Month topic for March: https://twitter.com/efvdpodcast/status/1620693445601017856 Check out my guests' stuff! CHANNEL KRT: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/channel-krt/id1530833092 KIT QUINN on Twitter: https://twitter.com/missi0nbreakout RANDEE MARTIN on Twitter: https://twitter.com/cosmicr3wind TYLER GREEN on Twitter: https://twitter.com/TylerFG And check out this show on social media! Twitter: https://twitter.com/efvdpodcast Host's Twitter: https://twitter.com/tonygoldmark Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/972385353152531 YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/tonygoldmark Hear new episodes a day early by supporting this show on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/tonygoldmark

BONUS MINISODE! Arendelle Castle Yule Log Outtakes! Jan 04, 2023

Escape From Vault Disney will be back on January 25th with our episode on the NatGeo special Russia's Wild Tiger, but in the meantime, here's a BONUS MINISODE featuring outtakes (caused by different technical difficulties) from the recent chaotic Arendelle Castle Yule Log episode!

Arendelle Castle Yule Log Dec 24, 2022

This week, for our final Christmas episode of 2022, the randomizer goes back to 2020 to pick a piece of Disney+ original content that continued the grand holiday tradition of the televised Yule Log. Originally devised in 1966 by television executive Fred M. Thrower for New York City's WPIX, for over fifty years now the Yule Log has brought the relaxing, soothing warmth of a crackling seasonal fireplace into countless households without fireplaces of their own. And while the staticity of its very nature certainly makes it an unconventional programming choice, its place in Christmas culture is undeniable and certainly worth extensive discussion. Join Tony Goldmark and his very special guests as they curl up by the Christmas tree with a warm blanket and a mug of hot cocoa and enjoy the ARENDELLE CASTLE YULE LOG! Check out this show on social media! Twitter: https://twitter.com/efvdpodcast Host's Twitter: https://twitter.com/tonygoldmark Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/972385353152531 YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/tonygoldmark Hear new episodes early by supporting this show on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/tonygoldmark

The Muppet Christmas Carol Dec 14, 2022

DISCLAIMER: This episode was recorded and released prior to the arrest of one of its guests, Kyle Carrozza. We at Escape From Vault Disney strongly condemn Mr. Carrozza's actions and offer our deepest sympathies to his victims, and we will not be inviting him on this podcast again in the future. That said, rather than attempt to rewrite history, we have decided to leave this episode online and intact as a time capsule of when it was made. This week, for our second of three special Christmas episodes of 2022, the randomizer goes all the way back to 1992 to pick the only cinematic adaptation of Charles Dickens' legendary holiday masterpiece to depict the timeless tome exactly as its opium-addled author intended: with a felt amphibian as Bob Cratchit, a felt swine as Emily Cratchit and the guy from Jaws: The Revenge as Ebenezer Scrooge. Also there's Paul Williams songs, ice skating penguins and a weird giant spider monster. It's by far the best Christmas movie we've ever covered on this podcast. Join Tony Goldmark, Kyle A. Carrozza, Nicholas Bogroff Ganssle and Renie Rivas as they put on colorful sweaters and go from door to door singing THE MUPPET CHRISTMAS CAROL! Check out my guests' stuff! NICHOLAS BOGROFF GANSSLE YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCJUNsvVi8H54SuaoyjmjMuw RENIE RIVAS Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/renie_rivas Podcast: https://ringringpodcast.podbean.com Twitter: https://twitter.com/Renie_Rivas And check out this show on social media! Twitter: https://twitter.com/efvdpodcast Host's Twitter: https://twitter.com/tonygoldmark Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/972385353152531 YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/tonygoldmark Hear new episodes early by supporting this show on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/tonygoldmark

Home Alone 2: Lost In New York Dec 07, 2022

This week, for our first of three special Christmas episodes of 2022, the randomizer goes all the way back to 1992 to pick the blockbuster sequel to one of the biggest Christmas smash hits of all time, a heartwarming holiday tale set in the Big Apple, complete with all the staples of a Merry Christmas: family, Christmas trees, toy stores, generosity, school pageants, travel complications, chronic abandonment, homelessness, fireworks, bodily injury, lifesize plastic skeletons, Hitchcockian bird attacks, Tim Curry, unpleasant reminders of America's worst disaster, unpleasant reminders of America's OTHER worst disaster, and of course lots and lots and lots of bricks to the face. Also the first word in the title is no longer accurate. Join Tony Goldmark, Ryan Hipp, Jacob Martin and Gaby Tyrrell as they make up some flimsy excuse and stay HOME ALONE 2: LOST IN NEW YORK! Check out my guests' stuff! RYAN HIPP Twitter: https://twitter.com/RyanHippFTW YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/theryanhipp JACOB MARTIN Bandcamp: https://closetothesun5.bandcamp.com Twitter: https://twitter.com/rct3isepic YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/rct3isepic GABY TYRRELL Twitter: https://twitter.com/ghoulish_gabs YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/GhoulishGabs And check out this show on social media! Twitter: https://twitter.com/efvdpodcast Host's Twitter: https://twitter.com/tonygoldmark Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/972385353152531 YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/tonygoldmark Hear new episodes early by supporting this show on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/tonygoldmark

Dr. K's Exotic Animal ER S3E4 - Operations Skunk Nov 30, 2022

This week, the randomizer goes all the way back to 2016 to pick exactly what all my most dedicated listeners tune in to this podcast to hear, ANOTHER DAMN NATGEO SHOW! For the second week in a row. Hey, don't thank the randomizer, it's just doing its very stupid job. This particular NatGeo show is a reality show all about the veterinarians working at a Florida animal hospital that specializes in caring for exotic animals, which basically means "literally any animal that can fit through the door that isn't a dog or a cat unless it's the main vet's dad's dog with bunny ears on." That may seem like tortured logic, but whaddaya expect, it's Florida. Join Tony Goldmark, Charlie Callahan, Haley Baker Callahan and Cassie Shima as they speed off after dropping their screaming blood-drenched tortoise on the ground in front of DR. K'S EXOTIC ANIMAL ER, season three episode four, "Operations Skunk!" Check out my guests' stuff! CHARLIE CALLAHAN Twitter: https://twitter.com/ThemeSnark YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/rbgprods HALEY BAKER CALLAHAN Twitter: https://twitter.com/Tricksterbelle YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCjYjtuqtRKT0wCcO1T9j2dQ CASSIE SHIMA Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/cassies_island Twitter: https://twitter.com/CassiePrologue And check out this show on social media! Twitter: https://twitter.com/efvdpodcast Host's Twitter: https://twitter.com/tonygoldmark Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/972385353152531 YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/tonygoldmark Hear new episodes a day early by supporting this show on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/tonygoldmark

Secrets of the Bull Shark Nov 23, 2022

This week, the randomizer goes all the way back to 2020 to pick one of the roughly nine zillion NatGeo documentaries on Disney+ all about sharks! Yes, sharks, those oft-maligned predators of the deep who were the subject of exactly one really good movie almost fifty damn years ago and the general public is still inexplicably fascinated with them, even though unless you're a fish, you're statistically more likely to get killed by a falling vending machine than a shark. So I guess the real question is, where's Spielberg's suspenseful masterpiece about falling vending machines? Screw The Fabelmans, get that guy's priorities in order! Join Tony Goldmark, Charlie Callahan, Haley Baker Callahan and Cassie Shima as they sign NDAs and tell no one the horrible SECRETS OF THE BULL SHARK! Check out my guests' stuff! CHARLIE CALLAHAN Twitter: https://twitter.com/ThemeSnark YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/rbgprods HALEY BAKER CALLAHAN Twitter: https://twitter.com/Tricksterbelle YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCjYjtuqtRKT0wCcO1T9j2dQ CASSIE SHIMA Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/cassies_island Twitter: https://twitter.com/CassiePrologue And check out this show on social media! Twitter: https://twitter.com/efvdpodcast Host's Twitter: https://twitter.com/tonygoldmark Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/972385353152531 YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/tonygoldmark Hear new episodes a day early by supporting this show on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/tonygoldmark

Better Nate Than Ever Nov 16, 2022

This week, the randomizer goes all the way back to 2022 to pick a Disney+ original movie about a precocious young theater kid named Nate who, despite the movie title, does not find himself locked in fierce gladiatorial combat with an inferior precocious young theater kid named Ever. It's about Nate pursuing an impossible dream of sweating in a hot mascot suit for two hours under hot theater lights while the overpaying tourists don't even get to see his face. Along the way he goes viral on TikTok and sneaks into a dinosaur museum because it's a movie and those 91 minutes won't fill themselves now will they. Join Tony Goldmark, Morgan Funder, David Ganssle and Luke Ski as they debate whether the loser fed to the lions should be BETTER NATE THAN EVER! In the time since we recorded and released this podcast, Better Nate Than Ever has been removed from Disney+, but you can still watch it HERE: https://ia802500.us.archive.org/35/items/bubbless/Better%20Nate%20Than%20Ever%20%282022%29.mp4 Check out my guests' stuff! MORGAN FUNDER Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheWire2 YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/AnIdiotsLantern DAVID GANSSLE Twitter: https://twitter.com/doggans YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/doggans LUKE SKI Portfolio: https://www.luke.ski Bandcamp: https://lukeski.bandcamp.com Twitter: https://twitter.com/thegreatlukeski And check out this show on social media! Twitter: https://twitter.com/efvdpodcast Host's Twitter: https://twitter.com/tonygoldmark Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/972385353152531 YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/tonygoldmark Hear new episodes early by supporting this show on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/tonygoldmark

BONUS MINISODE! Yet Even More Outtakes! Nov 09, 2022

DISCLAIMER: This minisode was recorded and released prior to the arrest of one of its guests, Kyle Carrozza. We at Escape From Vault Disney strongly condemn Mr. Carrozza's actions and offer our deepest sympathies to his victims, and we will not be inviting him on this podcast again in the future. That said, rather than attempt to rewrite history, we have decided to leave this episode online and intact as a time capsule of when it was made. Escape From Vault Disney will be back next week with a full episode on the Disney+ original movie Better Nate Than Ever, but in the meantime here's a BONUS MINISODE featuring various outtakes from the Man of the House, Chip 'N Dale Rescue Rangers, Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith and Beverly Hills Chihuahua episodes!

BONUS MINISODE! Weird: The Al Yankovic Story spoiler-free review! Nov 02, 2022

Yeah, I know this isn't a Disney+ movie, but screw it, this is my podcast and Weird: The Al Yankovic Story is a movie I've basically been waiting for pretty much all my life. Enjoy the spoiler-free review!

Under Wraps (2021) Oct 26, 2022

This week, for our (slightly-belated) second Halloween episode of the year, the randomizer goes all the way back to 2021 to cover a DCOM that happens to be a remake of the first DCOM to ever get branded with the official "DCOM" label. It's about a poorly-protected Egyptian mummy who comes back to life, befriends a few kids, appears in a homemade monster movie, stars in a viral dance video, runs afoul of antiquity thieves, sticks a remote to the ceiling with honey somehow, accidentally buys too much birdseed, fights off goons with an enormous ice cream cone, and eventually goes back to sleep. "Well that all sounds interesting," I hear you ask, "but by any chance does it also involve an outdated Kid 'N Play haircut and/or a villain eating octopus erotically?" Friend, you ain't gonna believe the answer. Join Tony Goldmark, Emily Clark, Zach Hurst and a Surprise Special Guest as they sign non-disclosure agreements and keep the project UNDER WRAPS (2021)! Check out my guests' stuff! EMILY CLARK TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@emilyabclark Twitter: https://twitter.com/emilyabclark YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/Divinemissem82 ZACH HURST Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheRLKing YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/TheVoyages SURPRISE SPECIAL GUEST Twitter: https://twitter.com/bigdadydrac1869 And check out this show on social media! Twitter: https://twitter.com/efvdpodcast Host's Twitter: https://twitter.com/tonygoldmark Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/972385353152531 YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/tonygoldmark Hear new episodes one day early by supporting this show on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/tonygoldmark

The Ghosts of Buxley Hall (with AniMat!) Oct 19, 2022

DISCLAIMER: This episode was recorded and released prior to the arrest of one of its guests, Kyle Carrozza. We at Escape From Vault Disney strongly condemn Mr. Carrozza's actions and offer our deepest sympathies to his victims, and we will not be inviting him on this podcast again in the future. That said, rather than attempt to rewrite history, we have decided to leave this episode online and intact as a time capsule of when it was made. This week, for our first of two Halloween episodes of the year, the randomizer goes all the way back to 1980 to cover a made-for-TV movie that has absolutely nothing to do with Halloween and barely even has all that much to do with ghosts. In fact, if anything, the titular ghosts are just interrupting an already way too convoluted story about a rich kid, his evil gold-digging relatives and the newly gender-integrated military academy he attends for some reason. Also there's a zipline competition, an awkward sex ed class scene and the most Italian man in the world. And did I mention the ghosts are Civil War veterans? Cuz the ghosts are Civil War veterans. I know it doesn't seem possible, but the film is even less coherent than I'm making it sound. Join Tony Goldmark, Mat Brunet (aka AniMat!), Kyle A. Carrozza and David Spencer as they strap on proton packs and bust THE GHOSTS OF BUXLEY HALL! Check out my guests' stuff! MAT BRUNET Livestream: https://www.youtube.com/c/AniMatsCrazyCartoonCast Twitter: https://twitter.com/AniMat505 YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/ElectricDragon505 KYLE A. CARROZZA Website: https://www.kyleacarrozza.com Podcast: http://kyleandluke.com Bandcamp: https://tvskyle.bandcamp.com DAVID SPENCER Twitter: https://twitter.com/DavidAKAButtons Podcast: https://pipedreampodcasts.com/how-did-this-not-get-made And check out this show on social media! Twitter: https://twitter.com/efvdpodcast Host's Twitter: https://twitter.com/tonygoldmark Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/972385353152531 YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/tonygoldmark Hear new episodes a day early by supporting this show on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/tonygoldmark

Beverly Hills Chihuahua: The 100th Episode Spectacular! Oct 12, 2022

DISCLAIMER: This episode was recorded and released prior to the arrest of one of its guests, Kyle Carrozza. We at Escape From Vault Disney strongly condemn Mr. Carrozza's actions and offer our deepest sympathies to his victims, and we will not be inviting him on this podcast again in the future. That said, rather than attempt to rewrite history, we have decided to leave this episode online and intact as a time capsule of when it was made. IT'S THE ESCAPE FROM VAULT DISNEY 100TH EPISODE SPECTACULAR!!! That's right, this objectively very stupid podcast where grown-ass adults whine about children's media has finally reached triple-digits, and to celebrate, we assemble the biggest group of guests we've ever had to take on a topic chosen through an unusually-convoluted process involving the randomizer, my guests' preferences AND a Twitter poll, and in that Twitter poll my sadistic listeners made us watch a 2008 "comedy" in which - get this - DOGS TALK! Wha-wha-wha-WHAAAAAAA? Dogs aren't gifted with the power of coherent speech in REAL life! Much less the voices of such A-list celebrities as The Guy From That Thing and The Other Guy From That Other Thing! What fantastic miracles will the magic of cinema grace us mere mortals with next? Join Tony Goldmark, Sydney Agnew, Charlie Callahan, Haley Baker Callahan, Kyle A. Carrozza, Morgan Funder, David Ganssle, Nicholas Bogroff Ganssle, Michael Hunter, Zach Hurst, Kit Quinn and Luke Ski as they load up the truck and move to BEVERLY HILLS CHIHUAHUA! Check out my guests' stuff! SYDNEY AGNEW Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thederpyhipster Twitter: https://twitter.com/thederpyhipster CHARLIE CALLAHAN Twitter: https://twitter.com/ThemeSnark YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/rbgprods HALEY BAKER CALLAHAN Twitter: https://twitter.com/Tricksterbelle YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCjYjtuqtRKT0wCcO1T9j2dQ MORGAN FUNDER Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheWire2 YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/AnIdiotsLantern DAVID GANSSLE Twitter: https://twitter.com/doggans YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/doggans NICHOLAS BOGROFF GANSSLE YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCJUNsvVi8H54SuaoyjmjMuw MICHAEL HUNTER Twitter: https://twitter.com/Arctic_Ginger Podcast: https://www.pipedreampodcasts.com/come-on-fhqwhpods ZACH HURST Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheRLKing YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/TheVoyages KIT QUINN Twitter: https://twitter.com/missi0nbreakout Podcast: https://anchor.fm/krt-trio LUKE SKI Portfolio: https://www.luke.ski Bandcamp: https://lukeski.bandcamp.com Twitter: https://twitter.com/thegreatlukeski And check out this show on social media! Twitter: https://twitter.com/efvdpodcast Host's Twitter: https://twitter.com/tonygoldmark Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/972385353152531 YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/tonygoldmark Hear new episodes early by supporting this show on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/tonygoldmark

BONUS MINISODE! Luke Interviews Tony (part 2) Oct 05, 2022

We're still another week away from the Escape From Vault Disney 100th Episode Spectacular, in which we cover Beverly Hills Chihuahua, but in the meantime here's the spine-shattering conclusion of a two-part interview that frequent guest Luke Ski conducted with host Tony Goldmark back in April! We talk about some of the movies on Disney+ that haven't been covered on the show yet, including an extremely lengthy digression on the merits, or lack thereof, of the infamous Cars 2. PLUS! A State of the Parks segment on the recently-announced Figment movie in development!

BONUS MINISODE! Luke Interviews Tony (part 1) Sep 28, 2022

The Escape From Vault Disney 100th Episode Spectacular, in which we cover Beverly Hills Chihuahua, is two weeks away, and in the meantime here's part one of a two-part interview that frequent guest Luke Ski conducted with host Tony Goldmark back in April! We talk about various episodes of the show, and for some reason go off on a very long tangent about the Meatballs movies.

Hannah Montana S2E29 - We're All On This Date Together Sep 14, 2022

This week, the randomizer goes all the way back to 2008 to pick an episode of Disney Channel's smash hit sitcom that launched the massively successful pop music career of Miley Cyrus. But before she was swinging around naked on wrecking balls, she was stuck in the world's worst love triangle with the guy from High School Musical (no, not him, the other guy) and a small child who the writers decided needed to be unspeakably horny, because 2008 was a very different time when that idea was considered humorous for some appalling reason. No wonder she ended up swinging around naked on wrecking balls. Join Tony Goldmark, Morgan Funder, David Ganssle and Luke Ski as they scalp tickets to HANNAH MONTANA, season two episode twenty-nine, "We're All On This Date Together!"

There's still time to VOTE in the 100th episode Twitter poll! https://twitter.com/efvdpodcast/status/1570344221332353026 Check out my guests' stuff! MORGAN FUNDER Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheWire2 YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/AnIdiotsLantern DAVID GANSSLE Twitter: https://twitter.com/doggans YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/doggans LUKE SKI Portfolio: https://www.luke.ski Bandcamp: https://lukeski.bandcamp.com Twitter: https://twitter.com/thegreatlukeski And check out this show on social media! Twitter: https://twitter.com/efvdpodcast Host's Twitter: https://twitter.com/tonygoldmark Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/972385353152531 YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/tonygoldmark Hear new episodes early by supporting this show on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/tonygoldmark

BONUS MINISODE - What Will Be Our 100th Episode? Sep 14, 2022

Episode #99 won't be ready til sometime this weekend, but in the meantime, here's an advance clip of the end of it where my guests and I narrow down our 100th episode topic to four choices! Go VOTE in the Twitter poll! https://twitter.com/efvdpodcast/status/1570344221332353026

Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge of the Sith Sep 07, 2022

DISCLAIMER: This episode was recorded and released prior to the arrest of one of its guests, Kyle Carrozza. We at Escape From Vault Disney strongly condemn Mr. Carrozza's actions and offer our deepest sympathies to his victims, and we will not be inviting him on this podcast again in the future. That said, rather than attempt to rewrite history, we have decided to leave this episode online and intact as a time capsule of when it was made. This week, the randomizer goes all the way back to 2005 to pick the spine-tingling conclusion of that one time some Northern California film school tech weirdo spent hundreds of millions of dollars on three movies about his most famous characters' parents. Featuring laser swords, lava battles, digital muppets, a planet full of gorilla-bears who get distressingly little screen time, tons of memes in their natural habitat, and of course the horrifyingly relevant omnipresent specter of encroaching fascism. Y'know, for kids! Join Tony Goldmark, Kyle A. Carrozza, Kaylyn Saucedo and Luke Ski as they enlist in the STAR WARS: EPISODE III - REVENGE OF THE SITH! Check out my guests' stuff! KAYLYN SAUCEDO Twitter: https://twitter.com/MarzGurl YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/MarzGurl Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/marzgurl LUKE SKI Portfolio: https://www.luke.ski Bandcamp: https://lukeski.bandcamp.com Twitter: https://twitter.com/thegreatlukeski And check out this show on social media! Twitter: https://twitter.com/efvdpodcast Host's Twitter: https://twitter.com/tonygoldmark Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/972385353152531 YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/tonygoldmark Hear new episodes early by supporting this show on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/tonygoldmark

Stepsister from Planet Weird Aug 31, 2022

It's our fifth and final week of Patreon Request Month 2022, and the randomizer's going all the way back to the year 2000 to pick Scott's request for a Disney Channel movie about a family of sentient alien space bubbles whose planet falls under the tyrannical rule of an evil fascist sentient alien space bubble, forcing them to flee to Earth, where they take human form somehow, subsist on root beer and fear the wind...and somehow the movie is very, very, very boring. Join Tony Goldmark, Phil Johnson, Shoebox and Devo Spice as they argue on Facebook with their STEPSISTER FROM PLANET WEIRD! Check out my guests' stuff! PHIL JOHNSON Website: https://www.PhilJohnsonComedy.com Twitter: https://twitter.com/roadsidephil SHOEBOX Website: http://wormquartet.com Twitter: https://twitter.com/wormquartet DEVO SPICE Website: https://www.devospice.com Twitter: https://twitter.com/devospice And check out this show on social media! Twitter: https://twitter.com/efvdpodcast Host's Twitter: https://twitter.com/tonygoldmark Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/972385353152531 YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/tonygoldmark Hear new episodes a day early by supporting this show on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/tonygoldmark

Bluey S2E7-9 - Favourite Thing/Daddy Drop-Off/Sleepytime Aug 24, 2022

It's Week #4 of Patreon Request Month 2022, and the randomizer's going all the way back to 2020 to pick Z. Taylor Dunkin's request for a randomly-selected batch of three episodes of the seven-minute Australian kids show about a family of talking dogs that's taken the world by storm, and endeared itself to kids and adults alike, thanks to a winning combination of refreshing sincerity, surprising emotional depth, and a level of cuteness which I'm pretty sure was outlawed by the Geneva Convention. Also more toilet jokes than you might think. Join Tony Goldmark, Rob Bergman, Emily Clark and Renie Rivas as they guess that's why they call it the BLUEY, season two, episodes seven thru nine, "Favourite Thing," "Daddy Drop-Off" and "Sleepytime!" Check out my guests' stuff! ROB BERGMAN Twitter: https://twitter.com/RobSnatcher EMILY CLARK TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@emilyabclark Twitter: https://twitter.com/emilyabclark YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/Divinemissem82 RENIE RIVAS Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/renie_rivas Podcast: https://ringringpodcast.podbean.com Twitter: https://twitter.com/Renie_Rivas And check out this show on social media! Twitter: https://twitter.com/efvdpodcast Host's Twitter: https://twitter.com/tonygoldmark Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/972385353152531 YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/tonygoldmark Hear new episodes one day early by supporting this show on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/tonygoldmark

Phantom of the Megaplex Aug 17, 2022

It's Week #3 of Patreon Request Month 2022, and this week the randomizer's going all the way back to the year 2000 to pick Pat_Alazr's request for a Disney Channel Original Movie all about the majesty of cinema itself, in which screen legend Mickey Rooney lends his formidable gravitas to a timeless fable about the seductive power of the silver screen. It's also a movie in which the lead character cleans up gumballs with a hockey stick and stabs a giant dinosaur balloon with a sword. Join Tony Goldmark, Rae Harrell, Charles Moss and Jen Seggio as they throw popcorn at the PHANTOM OF THE MEGAPLEX!" Check out my guests' stuff! RAE HARRELL Twitter: https://twitter.com/RaeHarrell_VA YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCSbo6mgs5IX8G8oP-mYUj4g CHARLES MOSS Portfolio: https://www.charlesmossanimation.com/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/MossAnimation YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCtvTWOJ-Y1Nd5zvm08jmEGg JEN SEGGIO Blog: https://upontheshelfreviews.wordpress.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/jenseggio YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/TheITinFIT And check out this show on social media! Twitter: https://twitter.com/efvdpodcast Host's Twitter: https://twitter.com/tonygoldmark Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/972385353152531 YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/tonygoldmark Hear new episodes a day early by supporting this show on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/tonygoldmark

Chip 'n Dale Rescue Rangers (2022) (with Mystery Shack Lookback!) Aug 10, 2022

It's Week #2 of Patreon Request Month 2022, and we're teaming up with the hosts of Mystery Shack Lookback as the randomizer goes all the way back to 2022 to pick Zan Hecht and Tyler Paul's request for the Disney+ original movie that saw fit to hire the lunatics at The Lonely Island to take over the Disney asylum, and Trojan Horse the most surreal phantasmagorical whirlwind of pop-cultural remixing this side of The LEGO Movie into an adaptation of a semi-remembered Disney Afternoon show from over three decades ago. My guests weren't ready for that yet, but the kids they may or may not ever have are gonna love it. Join Tony Goldmark, Ella Cesari, Charley Marlowe and Shelby Sessler as they take the clues and find the wheres and whys and whos of Ch-Ch-Ch-CHIP 'N DALE RESCUE RANGERS (2022)! Check out my guests' stuff! MYSTERY SHACK LOOKBACK Podcast: https://mysteryshacklookback.libsyn.com/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/mysteryshackpod ELLA CESARI Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/drawnwithoutref Twitter: https://twitter.com/drawnwithoutref Portfolio: https://ellacesari.weebly.com CHARLEY MARLOWE Twitter: https://twitter.com/charmarlowe YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/CharleyMarlowe TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@CapnGoatbeard SHELBY SESSLER Website: https://www.shelbysessler.com Twitter: https://twitter.com/shelbysessler YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/shelbeanie143 And check out this show on social media! Twitter: https://twitter.com/efvdpodcast Host's Twitter: https://twitter.com/tonygoldmark Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/972385353152531 YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/tonygoldmark Hear new episodes a day early by supporting this show on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/tonygoldmark

Luca (with Linkara and Viga!) Aug 03, 2022

This week, the randomizer kicks off Patreon Request Month 2022 by going all the way back to 2021 to pick Emily Hinton's request for a Pixar instant classic which got a pandemic-induced straight-to-Disney+ release, an animated movie about talking fish where a fish child leaves home and gets taken to...no, not that one. An animated movie about a fish-human hybrid creature who dreams of something more above the surface and...no, not that one either. The one set in Italy where the fish-kid wants to be an astronaut or something and everyone may or may not be gay. Join Tony Goldmark, Morgan Funder, Lewis Lovhaug and Viga as they find themselves utterly charmed by LUCA! Check out my guests' stuff! MORGAN FUNDER Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheWire2 YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/AnIdiotsLantern LEWIS LOVHAUG Website: http://atopthefourthwall.com Twitter: https://twitter.com/Linkara19 YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/reuisu VIGA Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/vigasartroom Twitter: https://twitter.com/Viga YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/VigasArtRoom And check out this show on social media! Twitter: https://twitter.com/efvdpodcast Host's Twitter: https://twitter.com/tonygoldmark Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/972385353152531 YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/tonygoldmark Hear new episodes a day early by supporting this show on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/tonygoldmark

Spider-Man and His Amazing Friends S1E17 - The Bride of Dracula Jul 27, 2022

DISCLAIMER: This episode was recorded and released prior to the arrest of one of its guests, Kyle Carrozza. We at Escape From Vault Disney strongly condemn Mr. Carrozza's actions and offer our deepest sympathies to his victims, and we will not be inviting him on this podcast again in the future. That said, rather than attempt to rewrite history, we have decided to leave this episode online and intact as a time capsule of when it was made. This week, the randomizer goes all the way back to 1981 to pick, for the second time in the history of this podcast, an episode of an early-80s Spider-Man animated series in which a villain kidnaps a superhero and Spidey has to chase that villain all the way to Europe to rescue the superhero from a creepy old castle. Something something Doofenshmirtz, something something two nickels. Join Tony Goldmark, Kyle A. Carrozza, Luke Ski and a Surprise Special Guest as they look out, for here comes the SPIDER-MAN AND HIS AMAZING FRIENDS, season one, episode seventeen, "The Bride of Dracula!" NOTE: For those who like to watch each episode topic before listening, if you watch Disney+ on a computer, it might list "The Bride of Dracula" as episode 18, not 17. We were all in the same room watching on a TV when we were recording, and the TV said it was episode 17, so that's what we went with. "The Bride of Dracula" is the only TV episode we cover in this podcast episode, regardless of which number it is for you. Check out my guests' stuff! LUKE SKI Portfolio: https://www.luke.ski TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@the_great_luke_ski Twitter: https://twitter.com/thegreatlukeski SURPRISE SPECIAL GUEST Twitter: https://twitter.com/bigdadydrac1869 And check out this show on social media! Twitter: https://twitter.com/efvdpodcast Host's Twitter: https://twitter.com/tonygoldmark Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/972385353152531 YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/tonygoldmark Hear new episodes early by supporting this show on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/tonygoldmark

Jungle Animal Rescue S1E5 - A Tiger's Tale (with AniMat!) Jul 20, 2022

The lost episode is un-lost! This week, we proudly present an episode once thought lost in a hard drive crash, but now found, if by "found" you mean "we started over from scratch using lower-quality Zoom recordings." In this episode, the randomizer goes all the way back to 2020 to pick an episode of a NatGeo reality show about animals that promises to be a NatGeo reality show about animals and not much else. But if you like watching tiger surgery, hold on tight! Join Tony Goldmark, Mat Brunet (aka AniMat!), Ryan Hipp and Randee Martin as they run through the JUNGLE ANIMAL RESCUE, season one, episode five, "A Tiger's Tale!" Learn more about Wildlife SOS: https://wildlifesos.org Check out my guests' stuff! MAT BRUNET Livestream: https://www.youtube.com/c/AniMatsCrazyCartoonCast Twitter: https://twitter.com/AniMat505 YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/ElectricDragon505 RYAN HIPP Twitter: https://twitter.com/RyanHippFTW YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/theryanhipp RANDEE MARTIN Podcast: https://anchor.fm/krt-trio TikTok: https://tiktok.com/@daleearnhardtsfursona Twitter: https://twitter.com/cosmicr3wind And check out this show on social media! Twitter: https://twitter.com/efvdpodcast Host's Twitter: https://twitter.com/tonygoldmark Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/972385353152531 YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/tonygoldmark Hear new episodes early, and submit your requests for "Patreon Request Month" in August, by supporting this show on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/tonygoldmark DISCLAIMER: This episode was recorded and released prior to the arrest of Kyle Carrozza, who appears briefly at the end. We at Escape From Vault Disney strongly condemn Mr. Carrozza's actions and offer our deepest sympathies to his victims, and we will not be inviting him on this podcast again in the future. That said, rather than attempt to rewrite history, we have decided to leave this episode online and intact as a time capsule of when it was made.

BONUS MINISODE! Agatha Vs. Doggans Jul 13, 2022

I gotta take this week off to give myself time to catch up (and hopefully stay caught up) before Patreon Request Month (still one more week to submit requests at https://www.patreon.com/tonygoldmark btw!) but in the meantime, here's an extended outtake - a much longer version of the "Agatha bugging Doggans" bit from the Man of the House episode, featuring Agatha Vile and David Ganssle!

Man of the House Jul 06, 2022

This week we're bypassing the randomizer for yet another Guest's Choice episode, in which our good friend Charlie Callahan inexplicably throws away the one and only Guest's Choice episode he'll ever get on a deservedly-obscure Disney "comedy" from 1995 that's equal parts boring and racist, in which Chevy Chase doesn't get to be a jerk, Jonathan Taylor Thomas doesn't get to be likeable, George Wendt doesn't get to be funny and Farrah Fawcett has to pretend to be into Chevy Chase despite looking like Farrah Fawcett. It's a complete waste of everyone's time, especially ours! Join Tony Goldmark, Charlie Callahan, Haley Baker Callahan, Zach Hurst and Gaby Tyrrell as they stick it to the MAN OF THE HOUSE! Check out my guests' stuff! CHARLIE CALLAHAN Twitter: https://twitter.com/ThemeSnark YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/rbgprods HALEY BAKER CALLAHAN Twitter: https://twitter.com/Tricksterbelle YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCjYjtuqtRKT0wCcO1T9j2dQ ZACH HURST Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheRLKing YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/TheVoyages GABY TYRRELL Twitter: https://twitter.com/ghoulish_gabs YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/Atomicnerdgirl And check out this show on social media! Twitter: https://twitter.com/efvdpodcast Host's Twitter: https://twitter.com/tonygoldmark Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/972385353152531 YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/tonygoldmark Hear new episodes early, and submit your requests for "Patreon Request Month" in August, by supporting this show on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/tonygoldmark

Strange Magic Jun 29, 2022

This week, as Tony returns from his impromptu hard drive crash-induced mini-hiatus, the randomizer goes all the way back to 2015 to pick the last movie (as of now) that the legendary George Lucas was personally involved with, an animated fairy tale with a story by Lucas himself combining his love of mythic fantasy with his penchant for subversive genre fusion...only this time, for some bizarre reason he combined the plots and/or aesthetics of Beauty and the Beast, Ferngully, Mamma Mia! and various Labyrinth fanfics. Yeah, this one didn't exactly get a holiday special. Join Tony Goldmark, Charlie Callahan, Haley Baker Callahan and Gaby Tyrrell as they get cursed by some STRANGE MAGIC! Check out my guests' stuff! CHARLIE CALLAHAN Twitter: https://twitter.com/ThemeSnark YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/rbgprods HALEY BAKER CALLAHAN Twitter: https://twitter.com/Tricksterbelle YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCjYjtuqtRKT0wCcO1T9j2dQ GABY TYRRELL Twitter: https://twitter.com/ghoulish_gabs YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/Atomicnerdgirl And check out this show on social media! Twitter: https://twitter.com/efvdpodcast Host's Twitter: https://twitter.com/tonygoldmark Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/972385353152531 YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/tonygoldmark Hear new episodes early, and submit your requests for "Patreon Request Month" in August, by supporting this show on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/tonygoldmark

BONUS MINISODE! My Scrooge McDuck Song (or: Jungle Animal Rescue can't be rescued) Jun 22, 2022

Unfortunately, due to severe technical difficulties, I have no choice but to declare the Jungle Animal Rescue episode a lost episode. Instead, have a minisode this week featuring a song I recorded about Scrooge McDuck in the late 2000s, plus a teaser for what next week's episode WILL be!

BONUS MINISODE! Even More Outtakes! Jun 15, 2022

Escape From Vault Disney will be back next week with a full episode on NatGeo's Jungle Animal Rescue, but in the meantime here's a BONUS MINISODE featuring various outtakes from the Luck of the Irish, Behind the Attraction, Encanto, Alice In Wonderland and Hawkeye episodes!

Alice In Wonderland (1951) Jun 08, 2022

This week we're bypassing the randomizer for yet another Guest's Choice episode, in which our good friend Alessandra Dreyer "makes" us watch a Disney Animated Canon classic from 1951, a heartwarming tale about a little girl who enters an incredible fantasy world and spends roughly an hour and change getting harassed, bullied, trolled, gaslit, demonized, psychologically tortured, nearly burned alive and nearly decapitated by a seemingly endless string of demented sociopathic weirdos. Y'know, good clean wholesome Disney magic! Join Tony Goldmark, Alessandra Dreyer, David Ganssle and Erika Haynes as they go ask ALICE IN WONDERLAND (1951)! Check out my guests' stuff! ALESSANDRA DREYER Twitter: https://twitter.com/badfolklorist Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/badfolklorist DAVID GANSSLE Twitter: https://twitter.com/doggans YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/doggans ERIKA HAYNES Twitter: https://twitter.com/RealityOnMute And check out this show on social media! Twitter: https://twitter.com/efvdpodcast Host's Twitter: https://twitter.com/tonygoldmark Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/972385353152531 YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/tonygoldmark Hear new episodes a day early by supporting this show on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/tonygoldmark

DuckTales (2017) S2E11 - The Golden Spear! Jun 01, 2022

This week, as Tony returns from his impromptu COVID-induced mini-hiatus, the randomizer picks an episode of perhaps one of the top ten greatest animated nostalgia reboot series about talking ducks to feature aliens, zombies, Greek Gods, slap bracelets and a magical shadow dimension ruled by superintelligent goats. And that's all just in this episode. Join Tony Goldmark, Alessandra Dreyer, Morgan Funder and David Ganssle as they grab onto some DUCKTALES (2017), season two, episode eleven, "The Golden Spear!" Woo-oo! Check out my guests' stuff! ALESSANDRA DREYER Twitter: https://twitter.com/badfolklorist Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/badfolklorist MORGAN FUNDER Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheWire2 YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/AnIdiotsLantern DAVID GANSSLE Twitter: https://twitter.com/doggans YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/doggans And check out this show on social media! Twitter: https://twitter.com/efvdpodcast Host's Twitter: https://twitter.com/tonygoldmark Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/972385353152531 YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/tonygoldmark Hear new episodes a day early by supporting this show on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/tonygoldmark

BONUS MINISODE! Star Wars Episode Outtakes May 25, 2022

Escape From Vault Disney will return with a full new episode next week, but in the meantime, here's a BONUS MINISODE of some canon-breaking outtakes from our Star Wars episode from a few weeks ago, featuring Tony Goldmark, Charlie Callahan, Morgan Funder and Luke Ski!

BONUS MINISODE! Agatha Vs. Technology May 18, 2022

Escape From Vault Disney will be back with new episodes in June after Tony fully recovers from COVID, but in the meantime, here's a BONUS MINISODE of an extended outtake of the behind-the-scenes shenanigans of our Luck of the Irish episode, featuring Tony Goldmark, David Ganssle, Zach Hurst, Cassie Shima and Agatha Vile!

Impact with Gal Gadot S1E3-4 - The Ripple Effect/Coming Home (with Anarkee!) May 11, 2022

Y'know, as I've said before in these episode descriptions, doing this podcast can be a precarious endeavor sometimes. Some weeks, we get to watch ridiculous oddities like The Luck of the Irish or delightful obscure gems like Life With Mikey...and then there's weeks like this one, when the almighty randomizer sees fit to say "Hey look, two episodes of a made-for-YouTube NatGeo documentary series from last year about the ongoing Puerto Rican water crisis and the life-or-death struggle of homeless black trans women! Make jokes about THAT, pathetic humans!" And we are forced to obey. Join Tony Goldmark, Anarkee, Kyle Kallgren and Chris Nebergall as they brace for IMPACT WITH GAL GADOT, season one, episodes three and four, "The Ripple Effect" and "Coming Home!" Learn more about Remora Water: https://remorawater.com/ Learn more about My Sistah's House Memphis: https://mshmemphis.org/ Check out my guests' stuff! ANARKEE Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/anarkee/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@itsanarkee Twitter: https://twitter.com/itsanarkee KYLE KALLGREN Twitter: https://twitter.com/KyleKallgren YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/oancitizen Theatre Company: https://worlds-elsewhere.com CHRIS NEBERGALL Twitter: https://twitter.com/ChrisNebergall YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCq9hpBl49TYkjc_lzqStkCA And check out this show on social media! Twitter: https://twitter.com/efvdpodcast Host's Twitter: https://twitter.com/tonygoldmark Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/972385353152531 YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/tonygoldmark Hear new episodes a day early by supporting this show on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/tonygoldmark

Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope May 04, 2022

Happy Star Wars Day, everyone! This week, just in time for May the Fourth (and might I add, be with you) we finally force-choke the randomizer into giving us some Star Wars content, and it goes all the way back to 1977 to the original George Lucas classic that started it all! Or rather, the infamous beleaguered "Maclunkey Cut" of the classic that started it all. Why all the wanton CGI? Who actually shot first? And just who is this Maclunkey fellow anyway? On this special episode, we hope to answer all those questions and more. Join Tony Goldmark, Charlie Callahan, Morgan Funder and Luke Ski as they give you those STAR WARS: EPISODE IV - A NEW HOPE! Check out my guests' stuff! CHARLIE CALLAHAN Twitter: https://twitter.com/ThemeSnark YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/rbgprods MORGAN FUNDER Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheWire2 YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/AnIdiotsLantern LUKE SKI Bandcamp: https://lukeski.bandcamp.com Twitter: https://twitter.com/thegreatlukeski Portfolio: https://www.luke.ski And check out this show on social media! Twitter: https://twitter.com/efvdpodcast Host's Twitter: https://twitter.com/tonygoldmark Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/972385353152531 YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/tonygoldmark Hear new episodes one day early by supporting this show on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/tonygoldmark

Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir S4E11 - Rocketear Apr 27, 2022

This week the randomizer goes all the way back to 2021 to cover a CGI animated series produced in France and inspired by anime that originally aired in the states on Nickelodeon before moving to Netflix and eventually the Disney Channel and Disney+. It is completely incomprehensible and I neither condone nor understand anything that happens in it. Join Tony Goldmark, Madeline Maye, Renie Rivas and Luke Ski as they stare bewildered at MIRACULOUS: TALES OF LADYBUG & CAT NOIR, season four, episode eleven, "Rocketear!" Check out my guests' stuff! MADELINE MAYE Band: https://soundcloud.com/inkblot-band Podcast: https://soundcloud.com/landbeforetimeland Twitter: https://twitter.com/friendlycatwife RENIE RIVAS Podcast: https://ringringpodcast.podbean.com Twitter: https://twitter.com/Renie_Rivas LUKE SKI Bandcamp: https://lukeski.bandcamp.com Twitter: https://twitter.com/thegreatlukeski Portfolio: https://www.luke.ski And check out this show on social media! Twitter: https://twitter.com/efvdpodcast Host's Twitter: https://twitter.com/tonygoldmark Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/972385353152531 YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/tonygoldmark Hear new episodes one day early by supporting this show on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/tonygoldmark

Encanto Apr 20, 2022

This week the randomizer goes all the way back to late 2021 to cover Disney Animation's latest instant massive phenomenon that took the world by storm with breathtaking visuals, compelling characters, dynamic storytelling and inhumanly catchy songs...and just our luck, one of our guests on this episode just so happens to be one of the nine people in the universe who intensely despises it with the burning passion of a thousand suns. Yeeeeaaaah, this one got a little contentious. Join Tony Goldmark, Madeline Maye, Renie Rivas and Luke Ski as they vigorously debate the merits of ENCANTO!

Check out my guests' stuff!

MADELINE MAYE Band: https://soundcloud.com/inkblot-band Podcast: https://soundcloud.com/landbeforetimeland Twitter: https://twitter.com/friendlycatwife

RENIE RIVAS Podcast: https://ringringpodcast.podbean.com Twitter: https://twitter.com/Renie_Rivas

LUKE SKI Podcast: http://kyleandluke.com Twitter: https://twitter.com/thegreatlukeski Portfolio: https://www.luke.ski

And check out this show on social media! Twitter: https://twitter.com/efvdpodcast Host's Twitter: https://twitter.com/tonygoldmark Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/972385353152531 YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/tonygoldmark Hear new episodes one day early by supporting this show on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/tonygoldmark

Behind the Attraction S1E5 - Space Mountain Apr 13, 2022

The increasingly-inaccurately-titled PARKS MONTH on Escape From Vault Disney finally comes to a close, a mere two weeks after the month ended! For our fifth and final week of "Parks Month and a Half" I guess, the randomizer goes all the way back to 2021 to cover a made-for-Disney+ docuseries that attempts to blend theme park history lessons with postmodern fourth-wall-breaking wacky comedy (wow what a wild idea never seen anything like that before nope never not even once), specifically an episode about a mountain of pure space. Join Tony Goldmark, David Ganssle, Ben Lancaster and Gaby Tyrrell as they get caught sneaking BEHIND THE ATTRACTION, season one, episode five, "Space Mountain!" Check out my guests' stuff! DAVID GANSSLE Twitter: https://twitter.com/doggans YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/doggans BEN LANCASTER Podcast: https://worldoftomorrowseries.com Twitter: https://twitter.com/WaltsFrzenHead GABY TYRRELL Twitter: https://twitter.com/ghoulish_gabs YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/Atomicnerdgirl Watch Dave's video on the best Disney Parks specials NOT on Disney+: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SsQoUVTQhic Watch "The Legacy of Arrow Development" on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rGKgVxx5Wu8 And check out this show on social media! Twitter: https://twitter.com/efvdpodcast Host's Twitter: https://twitter.com/tonygoldmark Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/972385353152531 YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/tonygoldmark Hear new episodes early by supporting this show on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/tonygoldmark

BONUS MINISODE! State of the Parks: Be Kind, Cosmic Rewind Apr 06, 2022

Escape From Vault Disney will be back with the conclusion of Parks Month (or, as it can more accurately be called now, Parks Month And A Half) next week, but in the meantime here's a BONUS MINISODE with a State of the Parks segment on the announcement of Guardians of the Galaxy: Cosmic Rewind's opening date!

Magic of Disney's Animal Kingdom S1E3 - Betty and the Beast (with Dave Cobb!) Mar 30, 2022

PARKS MONTH on Escape From Vault Disney just keeps on riding along! For our fourth week of Parks Month, the randomizer goes all the way back to 2020 to cover an episode of an inevitable series in which Disney realizes they own both a Florida theme park filled with animals (totally not a zoo though, and how dare you propagate such unfounded allegations) and a basic cable network devoted entirely to pointing cameras at animals. Join Tony Goldmark, Jen Seggio, Garrett Snook and legendary theme park designer/creative director Dave Cobb as they take a nice big whiff of the MAGIC OF DISNEY'S ANIMAL KINGDOM, season one, episode three, "Betty and the Beast!" Check out my guests' stuff! DAVE COBB Linktree: https://linktr.ee/davecobb Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/ziggystardoghusky/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/davecobb JEN SEGGIO Blog: https://upontheshelfreviews.wordpress.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/jenseggio YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/TheITinFIT GARRETT SNOOK Twitter: https://twitter.com/ilneigeYT YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/IlNeige And check out this show on social media! Twitter: https://twitter.com/efvdpodcast Host's Twitter: https://twitter.com/tonygoldmark Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/972385353152531 YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/tonygoldmark Hear new episodes a day early by supporting this show on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/tonygoldmark

Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl Mar 23, 2022

It continues to be PARKS MONTH on Escape From Vault Disney! For our third week of Parks Month, the randomizer goes all the way back to 2003 to bless us with the one movie based on a theme park ride that won over critics and audiences alike, and made them say "Oh wow, I guess you CAN make a really really really good movie based on a theme park ride!" before that peculiar subgenre squandered everyone's goodwill all over again. Join Tony Goldmark, Sydney Agnew, Ayaka Matsuoka and Chris Nebergall as they get keelhauled by PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN: THE CURSE OF THE BLACK PEARL!

Check out my guests' stuff!

SYDNEY AGNEW Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thederpyhipster Twitter: https://twitter.com/thederpyhipster

AYAKA MATSUOKA Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/puga_the_porg

CHRIS NEBERGALL Twitter: https://twitter.com/ChrisNebergall YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCq9hpBl49TYkjc_lzqStkCA

And check out this show on social media! Twitter: https://twitter.com/efvdpodcast Host's Twitter: https://twitter.com/tonygoldmark Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/972385353152531 YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/tonygoldmark Hear new episodes a day early by supporting this show on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/tonygoldmark

I am postponing the next episode in solidarity with the #DisneyDoBetter walkouts. Mar 16, 2022

#DisneyDoBetter

#DisneySayGay

#DisneySayTrans

#WhereIsChapek https://www.whereischapek.com/

Miles From Tomorrowland S2E16 - Once In A Blue Moon/The Queen Gemma Dilemma (with Ron Schneider!) Mar 09, 2022

It's still PARKS MONTH on Escape From Vault Disney! And for our second week of Parks Month, the randomizer in its infinite wisdom goes all the way back to 2015 to make us watch an episode of a Disney Junior series with an in-name-only parks connection, depicting a harsh dystopian future of robo-ostriches, gaseous blob-monsters and ruthless dancing space-dictators, where every five seconds someone has to attempt a dumb catchphrase just to survive. Join Tony Goldmark, Charlie Callahan, Haley Baker Callahan and very special guest Ron Schneider as they travel several MILES FROM TOMORROWLAND, season two, episode sixteen, "Once In A Blue Moon/The Queen Gemma Dilemma!" Check out my guests' stuff! CHARLIE CALLAHAN Twitter: https://twitter.com/ThemeSnark YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/rbgprods HALEY BAKER CALLAHAN Twitter: https://twitter.com/Tricksterbelle YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCjYjtuqtRKT0wCcO1T9j2dQ RON SCHNEIDER Book: https://www.amazon.com/Dreamer-Dreamfinder-Lessons-Learned-Behind/dp/B009ITQLLQ YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCmXKkK3AbqBdAI9mGstijmA And check out this show on social media! Twitter: https://twitter.com/efvdpodcast Host's Twitter: https://twitter.com/tonygoldmark Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/972385353152531 YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/tonygoldmark Hear new episodes a day early by supporting this show on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/tonygoldmark

One Day At Disney shorts - various episodes Mar 02, 2022

DISCLAIMER: This episode was recorded and released prior to the arrest of one of its guests, Kyle Carrozza. We at Escape From Vault Disney strongly condemn Mr. Carrozza's actions and offer our deepest sympathies to his victims, and we will not be inviting him on this podcast again in the future. That said, rather than attempt to rewrite history, we have decided to leave this episode online and intact as a time capsule of when it was made. It's PARKS MONTH on Escape From Vault Disney! And for our very first week of Parks Month, the randomizer goes all the way back to 2019 to make us watch a batch of made-for-Disney+ documentary shorts profiling various Imagineering and Disney Parks cast members in ways that I'm sure will be completely evenhanded and brutally honest and not even remotely just a big crass commercial for an obscenely massive evil corporation, why would you even think such a thing? Join Tony Goldmark, Ian Bonds, Kyle A. Carrozza and Luke Ski as they waste ONE DAY AT DISNEY shorts - various episodes! Specifically, THESE various episodes: - S1E42: "Dr. Natalie Mylniczenko: Veterinarian" - S1E43: "Ashley Girdich: R&D Imagineer Manager" - S1E44: "Pablo Tufino: Ride Show Technician" - S1E46: "Alfredo Ayala: R&D Imagineer" - S1E49: "Leslie Evans: Senior R&D Imagineer" - S1E50: "Mark Gonzales: Steam Train Engineer" - S1E51: "Season Finale" Check out my guests' stuff! IAN BONDS Bandcamp: https://insaneian.bandcamp.com Twitter: https://twitter.com/insaneianb YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/InsaneIan LUKE SKI Portfolio: https://www.luke.ski TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@the_great_luke_ski Twitter: https://twitter.com/thegreatlukeski And check out this show on social media! Twitter: https://twitter.com/efvdpodcast Host's Twitter: https://twitter.com/tonygoldmark Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/972385353152531 YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/tonygoldmark Hear new episodes early by supporting this show on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/tonygoldmark

The Luck of the Irish Feb 23, 2022

This week we're bypassing the randomizer for yet another Guest's Choice episode, in which we celebrate St. Patrick's Day a few weeks early as our good friend Zach Hurst makes us watch a Disney Channel Original Movie from 2001 wherein every last Irish stereotype known to man and beast was forced to collide into each other at full speed in a chaotic cataclysmic cacophony of dance steps, lucky charms, thick accents and the color green. And the guy from Galavant is in it! No, not him, the other guy. Join Tony Goldmark, David Ganssle, Zach Hurst, Cassie Shima and Agatha Vile as they gamble their meager fortunes on THE LUCK OF THE IRISH! Check out my guests' stuff! DAVID GANSSLE Twitter: https://twitter.com/doggans YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/doggans ZACH HURST Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheRLKing YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/TheVoyages CASSIE SHIMA Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/cassies_island Twitter: https://twitter.com/CassiePrologue AGATHA VILE Twitter: https://twitter.com/VileAgatha And check out this show on social media! Twitter: https://twitter.com/efvdpodcast Host's Twitter: https://twitter.com/tonygoldmark Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/972385353152531 YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/tonygoldmark Hear new episodes a day early by supporting this show on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/tonygoldmark

Hawkeye S1E6 - So This Is Christmas? Feb 16, 2022

This week, the randomizer goes all the way back to December 2021 to cover the season-or-possibly-series finale of Marvel's latest Disney+ show, in which they realize they're finally down to the last of the original six OG Avengers and say "Screw it, let's just do a show about the bow-and-arrows guy." Join Tony Goldmark, Charlie Callahan, Haley Baker Callahan and Zach Hurst as they take aim at HAWKEYE, season one, episode six, "So This Is Christmas?" SPOILER WARNING: Contains (obviously) major spoilers for all six episodes of Hawkeye, as well as minor-to-medium spoilers for Black Widow, Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings, Eternals, Spider-Man: No Way Home, and a buncha other years-old Marvel stuff that's been around so long that if you haven't seen it by now you probably don't have any interest. Check out my guests' stuff! CHARLIE CALLAHAN Twitter: https://twitter.com/ThemeSnark YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/rbgprods HALEY BAKER CALLAHAN Twitter: https://twitter.com/Tricksterbelle YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCjYjtuqtRKT0wCcO1T9j2dQ ZACH HURST Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheRLKing YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/TheVoyages And check out this show on social media! Twitter: https://twitter.com/efvdpodcast Host's Twitter: https://twitter.com/tonygoldmark Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/972385353152531 YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/tonygoldmark Hear new episodes a day early by supporting this show on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/tonygoldmark

Fancy Nancy: Fancy It Yourself shorts Feb 09, 2022

This week, the randomizer goes all the way back to 2019 to cover a series of Disney Junior interstitial shorts bold enough to combine the cheap animation and insipid writing of a pre-school show with the insufferable egotism of a YouTube lifestyle vlog. Proceed at your own peril. Join Tony Goldmark, Charlie Callahan, Haley Baker Callahan and Zach Hurst as they neither like, share nor subscribe to the FANCY NANCY: FANCY IT YOURSELF shorts! VOTE NOW on what this year's Theme Month should be! https://twitter.com/efvdpodcast/status/1490596162499321859 Check out my guests' stuff! CHARLIE CALLAHAN Twitter: https://twitter.com/ThemeSnark YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/rbgprods HALEY BAKER CALLAHAN Twitter: https://twitter.com/Tricksterbelle YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCjYjtuqtRKT0wCcO1T9j2dQ ZACH HURST Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheRLKing YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/TheVoyages And check out this show on social media! Twitter: https://twitter.com/efvdpodcast Host's Twitter: https://twitter.com/tonygoldmark Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/972385353152531 YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/tonygoldmark Hear new episodes a day early by supporting this show on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/tonygoldmark

Life With Mikey Feb 02, 2022

This week, for our first episode of 2022, the randomizer goes all the way back to 1993 to pick an underrated Touchstone Pictures comedy starring Michael J. Fox as a former child actor turned agent for child actors, in a story delightful enough to make you forget to question why we've all collectively decided show business is the one industry where child labor is okay. Join Tony Goldmark, Alessandra Dreyer, David Ganssle and Chris Nebergall as they all get sentenced to LIFE WITH MIKEY! VOTE NOW on what this year's Theme Month should be! https://twitter.com/efvdpodcast/status/1488059236072394753 Check out my guests' stuff! ALESSANDRA DREYER Twitter: https://twitter.com/badfolklorist TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@badfolklorist DAVID GANSSLE Twitter: https://twitter.com/doggans YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/doggans CHRIS NEBERGALL Twitter: https://twitter.com/ChrisNebergall YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCq9hpBl49TYkjc_lzqStkCA And check out this show on social media! Twitter: https://twitter.com/efvdpodcast Host's Twitter: https://twitter.com/tonygoldmark Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/972385353152531 YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/tonygoldmark Hear new episodes early by supporting this show on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/tonygoldmark

BONUS MINISODE! State of the Parks: Corny Into Imagination Jan 26, 2022

We'll be back with a full episode next week, but in the meantime here's a BONUS MINISODE with a State of the Parks segment on the unanticipated wild success of Figment popcorn buckets!

BONUS MINISODE! More Outtakes! Jan 12, 2022

DISCLAIMER: This minisode was recorded and released prior to the arrest of one of its guests, Kyle Carrozza. We at Escape From Vault Disney strongly condemn Mr. Carrozza's actions and offer our deepest sympathies to his victims, and we will not be inviting him on this podcast again in the future. That said, rather than attempt to rewrite history, we have decided to leave this episode online and intact as a time capsule of when it was made. We're on hiatus for the month of January and returning on 2/2/22, but in the meantime here's the second of three BONUS MINISODES! In this one, we present various outtakes from the Prince of Persia, Princess Protection Program, Fantastic Four (1994 series), Chip 'N' Dale Rescue Rangers and Viking Warrior Women episodes!

BONUS MINISODE! Muppets Haunted Mansion Outtakes Dec 29, 2021

For the first of three minisodes of our post-Christmas/January hiatus, here's a buncha never-before-heard rambly OUTTAKES from our Muppets Haunted Mansion episode from two months ago with Count Jackula, Madeline Maye and Luke Ski!

Snowglobe Dec 22, 2021

This week, for our final Christmas episode of 2021, the randomizer goes all the way back to 2007 to pick a made-for-ABC Family Christmas movie that dared to tragically answer the bold cinematic question asked by literally no one, "What would happen if Meet the Fockers, The Chronicles of Narnia and Elf all tried to be the same movie?" Join Tony Goldmark, Michael Hunter, Kit Quinn and the ever-intrusive Santa Claus as they utter their cryptic dying words and break a SNOWGLOBE! In the time since we recorded and released this podcast, Snowglobe has been removed from Disney+, but you can still watch it (if you dare) HERE: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=idEz7UPXSmk Check out my guests' stuff! MICHAEL HUNTER Twitter: https://twitter.com/Arctic_Ginger Podcast: https://www.pipedreampodcasts.com/come-on-fhqwhpods KIT QUINN Twitter: https://twitter.com/missi0nbreakout Podcast: https://anchor.fm/krt-trio And check out this show on social media! Twitter: https://twitter.com/efvdpodcast Host's Twitter: https://twitter.com/tonygoldmark Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/972385353152531 YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/tonygoldmark Hear new episodes early by supporting this show on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/tonygoldmark

High School Musical: The Musical: The Holiday Special Dec 15, 2021

This week, for our second of three special Christmas episodes of 2021, the randomizer goes all the way back to last year to pick one of 2020's seemingly endless stream of COVID-prompted TV specials in which celebrities tried in vain to entertain you people from the socially-distanced comfort of their own homes. Or in this case, the cast of a Disney+ reboot series with a title that sounds ironically redundant at first, but then you realize, no, this thing is sincerely redundant. Join Tony Goldmark, Alessandra Dreyer, David Ganssle and Chris Nebergall as they drop out of HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL: THE MUSICAL: THE HOLIDAY SPECIAL! Check out my guests' stuff! ALESSANDRA DREYER Twitter: https://twitter.com/badfolklorist TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@badfolklorist DAVID GANSSLE Twitter: https://twitter.com/doggans YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/doggans CHRIS NEBERGALL Twitter: https://twitter.com/ChrisNebergall YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCq9hpBl49TYkjc_lzqStkCA And check out this show on social media! Twitter: https://twitter.com/efvdpodcast Host's Twitter: https://twitter.com/tonygoldmark Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/972385353152531 YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/tonygoldmark Hear new episodes a day early by supporting this show on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/tonygoldmark

Prep & Landing Dec 08, 2021

This week, for our first of three special Christmas episodes of 2021, the randomizer goes all the way back to 2009 to pick a half-hour animated ABC Christmas special that dared to ask the bold question, "What if you set Monsters Inc. at Santa's workshop, except I'm not sure why I just typed 'except' because that's literally all it is, Monsters Inc. set at Santa's workshop." Join Tony Goldmark, Morgan Funder, Brianna Garcia and Kit Leitmeyer as they enlist in PREP & LANDING! Check out my guests' stuff! MORGAN FUNDER Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheWire2 YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/AnIdiotsLantern BRIANNA GARCIA Instagram: https://instagram.com/briannacherrygarcia Twitter: https://twitter.com/BriannaCherry YouTube: https://youtube.com/briberry KIT LEITMEYER Instagram: https://instagram.com/teatraybat TikTok: https://tiktok.com/@teatraybat1 And check out this show on social media! Twitter: https://twitter.com/efvdpodcast Host's Twitter: https://twitter.com/tonygoldmark Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/972385353152531 YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/tonygoldmark Hear new episodes one day early by supporting this show on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/tonygoldmark

Birth of Europe S1E3 - Fire Dec 01, 2021

This week the randomizer, in its infinite wisdom, chooses more NatGeo content for us to endure! In this case, an episode of a three-part documentary miniseries from 2014 which CLAIMS to show us horrific footage of an entire continent being pushed through some poor woman's birth canal and being granted the gift of life, but instead pulls a bait-and-switch for some reason and just talks about volcanoes for 45 minutes. Join Tony Goldmark, Morgan Funder, Brianna Garcia and Kit Leitmeyer as they bear witness to the BIRTH OF EUROPE season one, episode three, "Fire!" Check out my guests' stuff! MORGAN FUNDER Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheWire2 YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/AnIdiotsLantern BRIANNA GARCIA Instagram: https://instagram.com/briannacherrygarcia Twitter: https://twitter.com/BriannaCherry YouTube: https://youtube.com/briberry KIT LEITMEYER Instagram: https://instagram.com/teatraybat TikTok: https://tiktok.com/@teatraybat1 And check out this show on social media! Twitter: https://twitter.com/efvdpodcast Host's Twitter: https://twitter.com/tonygoldmark Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/972385353152531 YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/tonygoldmark Hear new episodes one day early by supporting this show on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/tonygoldmark

Roger Rabbit shorts Nov 24, 2021

DISCLAIMER: This episode was recorded and released prior to the arrest of one of its guests, Kyle Carrozza. We at Escape From Vault Disney strongly condemn Mr. Carrozza's actions and offer our deepest sympathies to his victims, and we will not be inviting him on this podcast again in the future. That said, rather than attempt to rewrite history, we have decided to leave this episode online and intact as a time capsule of when it was made. This week we're bypassing the randomizer for another Guest's Choice episode, in which Kyle A. Carrozza "makes" us watch three classic theatrical animated shorts from the late 80s and early 90s, based off that smash hit movie from a few years earlier in which Disney asked themselves, "Hey, remember when we used to make wacky cartoons? That was fun, why aren't we still doing that?" Join Tony Goldmark, Sydney Agnew, Kyle A. Carrozza and Luke Ski as they figure out who framed the ROGER RABBIT SHORTS! Shorts covered in this episode: - Tummy Trouble (1989) - Roller Coaster Rabbit (1990) [available on Disney+ as an "Extra" on Who Framed Roger Rabbit] - Trail Mix-Up (1993) Check out my guests' stuff! SYDNEY AGNEW Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thederpyhipster Twitter: https://twitter.com/thederpyhipster LUKE SKI Portfolio: https://www.luke.ski TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@the_great_luke_ski Twitter: https://twitter.com/thegreatlukeski And check out this show on social media! Twitter: https://twitter.com/efvdpodcast Host's Twitter: https://twitter.com/tonygoldmark Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/972385353152531 YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/tonygoldmark Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/tonygoldmark

BONUS MINISODE! State of the Parks: Toontown 2.0 Nov 17, 2021

The next full episode won't be ready until next week, so in the meantime here's a BONUS MINISODE featuring a State of the Parks segment on the newly-announced makeover of Mickey's Toontown at Disneyland!

The Parent Trap (1998) Nov 10, 2021

DISCLAIMER: This episode was recorded and released prior to the arrest of one of its guests, Kyle Carrozza. We at Escape From Vault Disney strongly condemn Mr. Carrozza's actions and offer our deepest sympathies to his victims, and we will not be inviting him on this podcast again in the future. That said, rather than attempt to rewrite history, we have decided to leave this episode online and intact as a time capsule of when it was made. This week the randomizer goes all the way back to 1998 to make us cover Nancy Meyers' inexplicably-beloved remake of a 1961 Disney classic, in which the two Lindsay Lohan clones who weren't destroyed in the studio's infamous "Herbie incident" star in a wish-fulfillment fantasy that dares to imagine a make-believe wonderland where divorced parents can successfully reunite for anything other than screaming arguments and traumatized resentment. Join Tony Goldmark, Sydney Agnew, Kyle A. Carrozza and Luke Ski as they get their bloody feet caught in THE PARENT TRAP (1998)! Check out my guests' stuff! SYDNEY AGNEW Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thederpyhipster Twitter: https://twitter.com/thederpyhipster LUKE SKI Portfolio: https://www.luke.ski TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@the_great_luke_ski Twitter: https://twitter.com/thegreatlukeski And check out this show on social media! Twitter: https://twitter.com/efvdpodcast Host's Twitter: https://twitter.com/tonygoldmark Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/972385353152531 YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/tonygoldmark Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/tonygoldmark

Viking Warrior Women Nov 03, 2021

This week, the randomizer goes all the way back to 2019 to make us watch everyone's favorite kind of Disney+ branded content, a NatGeo special! Fun. Specifically, a special that answers the question, "How do we take the inherently interesting topic of badass female Viking warriors and somehow turn it into the most boring sludge of meaningless CSI and Diet David Fincher aesthetics you've ever tried to stay awake through?" Leave it to NatGeo! Join Tony Goldmark, Haley Baker Callahan, Ryan Hipp and Jen Seggio as they battle some VIKING WARRIOR WOMEN! Check out my guests' stuff! HALEY BAKER CALLAHAN Twitter: https://twitter.com/Tricksterbelle YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/Tricksterbelle RYAN HIPP Twitter: https://twitter.com/RyanHippFTW YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/theryanhipp JEN SEGGIO Blog: https://upontheshelfreviews.wordpress.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/jenseggio YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/TheITinFIT And check out this show on social media! Twitter: https://twitter.com/efvdpodcast Host's Twitter: https://twitter.com/tonygoldmark Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/972385353152531 YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/tonygoldmark Hear new episodes a day early by supporting this show on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/tonygoldmark

Muppets Haunted Mansion Oct 27, 2021

This week, for our second Halloween episode of the year, the randomizer goes all the way back to roughly three weeks ago to cover the once-in-a-lifetime confluence of events that led to two divisions of Disney bumping into each other and saying "Hey, you got your Muppets in my Haunted Mansion!" and "You got Haunted Mansion on my Muppets!" Two great tastes that taste great together! Join Tony Goldmark, Count Jackula, Madeline Maye and Luke Ski as they play the music, light the lights and meet the MUPPETS HAUNTED MANSION! Check out my guests' stuff! COUNT JACKULA Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/count_jackula Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/satanicjackula Twitter: https://twitter.com/countingjack MADELINE MAYE Band: https://soundcloud.com/inkblot-band Podcast: https://soundcloud.com/landbeforetimeland Twitter: https://twitter.com/friendlycatwife LUKE SKI Podcast: http://kyleandluke.com Twitter: https://twitter.com/thegreatlukeski Portfolio: https://www.luke.ski And check out this show on social media! Twitter: https://twitter.com/efvdpodcast Host's Twitter: https://twitter.com/tonygoldmark Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/972385353152531 YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/tonygoldmark Hear new episodes one day early by supporting this show on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/tonygoldmark

The Scream Team Oct 20, 2021

This week, for our first of two Halloween episodes of the year, the randomizer goes all the way back to 2002 to cover yet another Disney Channel movie, from the exact same director as the Disney Channel movie we covered on our last episode. This one asks the bold cinematic question, "What if you put a heartfelt, gut-wrenching mystery-drama about death and loss, and a wacky workplace sitcom about ghosts working at an afterlife way station, in a jar together and shook it up as hard as you could?" Join Tony Goldmark, Morgan Funder, Kyle Kallgren and Agatha Vile as they sign up for THE SCREAM TEAM! Check out my guests' stuff! MORGAN FUNDER Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheWire2 YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/AnIdiotsLantern KYLE KALLGREN Twitter: https://twitter.com/KyleKallgren YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/oancitizen Theatre Company: https://worlds-elsewhere.com AGATHA VILE Twitter: https://twitter.com/VileAgatha Charity: https://supporting.afsp.org/index.cfm?fuseaction=donorDrive.participant&participantID=2507732 And check out this show on social media! Twitter: https://twitter.com/efvdpodcast Host's Twitter: https://twitter.com/tonygoldmark Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/972385353152531 YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/tonygoldmark Hear new episodes a day early by supporting this show on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/tonygoldmark

BONUS MINISODE! The Top Ten Episodes of Escape From Vault Disney! Oct 13, 2021

The Scream Team episode won't be ready until next week, so in the meantime here's a BONUS MINISODE on the top ten episodes of Escape From Vault Disney, as voted on by my Twitter followers!

Going to the Mat Oct 06, 2021

DISCLAIMER: This episode was recorded and released prior to the arrest of one of its guests, Kyle Carrozza. We at Escape From Vault Disney strongly condemn Mr. Carrozza's actions and offer our deepest sympathies to his victims, and we will not be inviting him on this podcast again in the future. That said, rather than attempt to rewrite history, we have decided to leave this episode online and intact as a time capsule of when it was made. This week the randomizer goes all the way back to 2004 to cover yet another Disney Channel Original Movie, specifically one where the future director of Money Plane plays a blind teenager who decides his own brilliant musical skills just don't make him special enough, so he joins his high school wrestling team to get beat up recreationally for reasons I'm not sure even he really knows. Join Tony Goldmark, Kyle A. Carrozza, Shoebox and Kevin VosAnderson as they strap on tights and start GOING TO THE MAT! Check out my guests' stuff! SHOEBOX Website: http://wormquartet.com Twitter: https://twitter.com/wormquartet KEVIN VOSANDERSON Twitter: https://twitter.com/ArthurKnowledge YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/ArthurKnowledge And check out this show on social media! Twitter: https://twitter.com/efvdpodcast Host's Twitter: https://twitter.com/tonygoldmark Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/972385353152531 YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/tonygoldmark Hear new episodes a day early by supporting this show on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/tonygoldmark

Ferdinand Sep 29, 2021

It's our final week of Patreon Request Month 2021, and the randomizer's going all the way back to 2017 to pick Troy Lundquist's request for an animated feature from the gone-but-not-forgotten Blue Sky Studios, a timeless fable about the virtues of individualism and pacifism in a cruel, heartless, endlessly competitive world where conformity is normalized and life is disposable. Also there's a scene where a bull twerks. Join Tony Goldmark, Charlie Callahan, Haley Baker Callahan and Cassie Shima as they pick up shovels and clean up after FERDINAND! Check out my guests' stuff! CHARLIE CALLAHAN Twitter: https://twitter.com/ThemeSnark YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/rbgprods HALEY BAKER CALLAHAN Twitter: https://twitter.com/Tricksterbelle YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCjYjtuqtRKT0wCcO1T9j2dQ CASSIE SHIMA Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/cassies_island Twitter: https://twitter.com/CassiePrologue And check out this show on social media! Twitter: https://twitter.com/efvdpodcast Host's Twitter: https://twitter.com/tonygoldmark Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/972385353152531 YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/tonygoldmark Hear new episodes a day early by supporting this show on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/tonygoldmark DISCLAIMER: This episode was recorded and released prior to the arrest of Kyle Carrozza, who appears briefly at the end. We at Escape From Vault Disney strongly condemn Mr. Carrozza's actions and offer our deepest sympathies to his victims, and we will not be inviting him on this podcast again in the future. That said, rather than attempt to rewrite history, we have decided to leave this episode online and intact as a time capsule of when it was made.

Super Robot Monkey Team Hyperforce Go! S1E11 - Ape New World Sep 22, 2021

It's Week #4 of Patreon Request Month 2021, and the randomizer's going all the way back to 2004 to pick Eric Ortiz's request for a randomly-selected first season episode of that show we already covered a couple months ago about going to force some sort of hyper team of monkey robots into being super. Join Tony Goldmark, Charlie Callahan, Haley Baker Callahan and Cassie Shima as they try to remember the name SUPER ROBOT MONKEY TEAM HYPERFORCE GO! season one, episode eleven, "Ape New World!" Check out my guests' stuff! CHARLIE CALLAHAN Twitter: https://twitter.com/ThemeSnark YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/rbgprods HALEY BAKER CALLAHAN Twitter: https://twitter.com/Tricksterbelle YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCjYjtuqtRKT0wCcO1T9j2dQ CASSIE SHIMA Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/cassies_island Twitter: https://twitter.com/CassiePrologue And check out this show on social media! Twitter: https://twitter.com/efvdpodcast Host's Twitter: https://twitter.com/tonygoldmark Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/972385353152531 YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/tonygoldmark Hear new episodes a day early by supporting this show on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/tonygoldmark

Chip 'n Dale's Rescue Rangers S1E5 - Out To Launch Sep 15, 2021

It's Week #3 of Patreon Request Month 2021, and the randomizer's going all the way back to 1989 to pick Paul Sebert's request for a beloved Disney Afternoon show that aired right after the waterfowl who swam through currency but before the bear who flew a plane, all about a buncha vermin who solved crimes and occasionally went into outer space for some reason. Join Tony Goldmark, Garrett Gilchrist, Michael Hunter and David Spencer as they need help and call Ch-Ch-Ch-CHIP 'N DALE'S RESCUE RANGERS, season one, episode five, "Out To Launch!" Check out my guests' stuff! GARRETT GILCHRIST Archive: https://archive.org/details/@ocpmovie Twitter: https://twitter.com/TygerbugGarrett MICHAEL HUNTER Twitter: https://twitter.com/Arctic_Ginger Podcast: https://www.pipedreampodcasts.com/come-on-fhqwhpods DAVID SPENCER Twitter: https://twitter.com/DavidAKAButtons Podcast: https://pipedreampodcasts.com/how-did-this-not-get-made And check out this show on social media! Twitter: https://twitter.com/efvdpodcast Host's Twitter: https://twitter.com/tonygoldmark Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/972385353152531 YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/tonygoldmark Hear new episodes a day early by supporting this show on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/tonygoldmark

The Simpsons S4E17 - Last Exit To Springfield Sep 08, 2021

It's Week #2 of Patreon Request Month 2021, and the randomizer's going all the way back to 1993 to pick Nolan Deming's request for one of the most iconic, beloved episodes ever of the deathless primetime animated series that helpfully gave every millennial a kajillion funny quotes to recite and meme at each other to save us the painful embarrassment of trying to learn social skills. Join Tony Goldmark, Yogi Deva-Das, Erika Haynes and Garrett Snook as they put onions on their belts (which was the style at the time) with THE SIMPSONS, season four, episode seventeen, "Last Exit To Springfield!" Check out my guests' stuff! YOGI DEVA-DAS Twitter: https://twitter.com/Yogi_DevaDas YouTube: https://youtube.com/channel/UCVhuZCU_1WqKt4X6fTE-7UA ERIKA HAYNES Twitter: https://twitter.com/RealityOnMute GARRETT SNOOK Twitter: https://twitter.com/ilneigeYT YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/IlNeige And check out this show on social media! Twitter: https://twitter.com/efvdpodcast Host's Twitter: https://twitter.com/tonygoldmark Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/972385353152531 YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/tonygoldmark Hear new episodes a day early by supporting this show on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/tonygoldmark

Unidentified Flying Oddball Sep 01, 2021

This week, the randomizer kicks off this year's Patreon Request Month by going all the way back to 1979 to pick Nicholas M. Gentle's request for a curious mostly-forgotten "What Would Walt Have Done"-era would-be Disney classic, and I think we can all agree that out of all the Mark Twain adaptations in which the director of Beverly Hills Ninja plays both a horny robot and a time-traveling incel, this is probably one of the top ten. Join Tony Goldmark, Randee Martin, Kit Quinn and Agatha Vile as they stare baffled at the UNIDENTIFIED FLYING ODDBALL! Check out my guests' stuff! RANDEE MARTIN TikTok: https://tiktok.com/@daleearnhardtsfursona Twitter: https://twitter.com/cosmicr3wind KIT QUINN Podcast: https://anchor.fm/krt-trio Twitter: https://twitter.com/missi0nbreakout AGATHA VILE Twitter: https://twitter.com/VileAgatha And check out this show on social media! Twitter: https://twitter.com/efvdpodcast Host's Twitter: https://twitter.com/tonygoldmark Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/972385353152531 YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/tonygoldmark Hear new episodes one day early supporting this show on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/tonygoldmark

Loki S1E3 - Lamentis Aug 25, 2021

This week the randomizer goes all the way back to late June 2021, an ancient era forgotten by time, when the earth's crust was still warm, dinosaurs roamed the planet, and only three episodes of Loki season one had been released. For some reason, this podcast saw fit to record a Loki episode at that point and not release it until now. We're good at podcasting. Join Tony Goldmark, Brianna Garcia, Kit Leitmeyer and Luke Ski as they get trapped in an apocalypse with LOKI, season one, episode three, "Lamentis!" Check out my guests' stuff! BRIANNA GARCIA Instagram: https://instagram.com/briannacherrygarcia Twitter: https://twitter.com/BriannaCherry YouTube: https://youtube.com/briberry KIT LEITMEYER Instagram: https://instagram.com/teatraybat TikTok: https://tiktok.com/@teatraybat1 LUKE SKI Bandcamp: https://lukeski.bandcamp.com Twitter: https://twitter.com/thegreatlukeski Portfolio: https://www.luke.ski And check out this show on social media! Twitter: https://twitter.com/efvdpodcast Host's Twitter: https://twitter.com/tonygoldmark Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/972385353152531 YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/tonygoldmark Hear new episodes one day early by supporting this show on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/tonygoldmark

D2: The Mighty Ducks Aug 18, 2021

This week the randomizer goes back to 1994 to cover the second film in a beloved nostalgic sports movie trilogy about the jock from The Breakfast Club training a buncha youngsters to strap knives to their feet, glide around a frozen room, and try to smack a rubber disk into a net with long sticks. Also they've named their team after waterfowl and Iceland is their sworn enemy. Sports are weird. Join Tony Goldmark, Brianna Garcia, Kit Leitmeyer and Luke Ski as they fly with D2: THE MIGHTY DUCKS!" Check out my guests' stuff! BRIANNA GARCIA Instagram: https://instagram.com/briannacherrygarcia Twitter: https://twitter.com/BriannaCherry YouTube: https://youtube.com/briberry KIT LEITMEYER Instagram: https://instagram.com/teatraybat Twitter: https://twitter.com/Teatraybat1 LUKE SKI Bandcamp: https://lukeski.bandcamp.com Twitter: https://twitter.com/thegreatlukeski Portfolio: https://www.luke.ski And check out this show on social media! Twitter: https://twitter.com/efvdpodcast Host's Twitter: https://twitter.com/tonygoldmark Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/972385353152531 YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/tonygoldmark Hear new episodes early, and submit your requests for "Patreon Request Month" in September, by supporting this show on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/tonygoldmark

BONUS MINISODE! State of the Parks: Galactic Starcruiser costs HOW much? Aug 11, 2021

The next full episode won't be ready until next week, but in the meantime, here's a BONUS MINISODE featuring a State of the Parks segment on the newly-announced details of the Star Wars: Galactic Starcruiser hotel set to open at WDW next spring, particularly the detail of how many "credits" the damn thing costs.

Fantastic Four (1994 series) S1E3 - Now Comes the Sub-Mariner Aug 04, 2021

DISCLAIMER: This episode was recorded and released prior to the arrest of one of its guests, Kyle Carrozza. We at Escape From Vault Disney strongly condemn Mr. Carrozza's actions and offer our deepest sympathies to his victims, and we will not be inviting him on this podcast again in the future. That said, rather than attempt to rewrite history, we have decided to leave this episode online and intact as a time capsule of when it was made. This week the randomizer goes back to 1994 to cover an animated series based on one of the greatest comic book series of all time, and a tour-de-force episode that manages to simultaneously answer both of those eternal dual questions, "What would it look like if Captain Planet made fetish porn?" and "Why did it take Marvel so long to get a cinematic universe togeth--OH, that's why." Join Tony Goldmark, Ian Bonds, Kyle A. Carrozza and Devo Spice as they call the FANTASTIC FOUR season one, episode three, "Now Comes the Sub-Mariner!" Check out my guests' stuff! FuMPFest 2021 - August 20-22 in Wheeling, IL! https://www.fumpfest.com The FuMP - https://www.thefump.com IAN BONDS Bandcamp: https://insaneian.bandcamp.com Twitter: https://twitter.com/insaneianb YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/InsaneIan DEVO SPICE Twitter: https://twitter.com/devospice Website: https://www.devospice.com And check out this show on social media! Twitter: https://twitter.com/efvdpodcast Host's Twitter: https://twitter.com/tonygoldmark Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/972385353152531 YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/tonygoldmark Hear new episodes early, and submit your requests for "Patreon Request Month" in September, by supporting this show on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/tonygoldmark

Princess Protection Program Jul 28, 2021

This week the randomizer goes back to 2009 to cover one of the most highly-rated Disney Channel Original Movies ever made, a Selena Gomez/Demi Lovato dual vehicle which dared to ask the bold cinematic question, "What if a princess had to STOP being a princess for a little while kinda but not really?" And answers, "Huh, guess she can bowl." Join Tony Goldmark, Alessandra Dreyer, Morgan Funder and David Ganssle as they get relocated by the PRINCESS PROTECTION PROGRAM! Check out my guests' stuff! ALESSANDRA DREYER Twitter: https://twitter.com/badfolklorist Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/badfolklorist MORGAN FUNDER Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheWire2 YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/AnIdiotsLantern DAVID GANSSLE Twitter: https://twitter.com/doggans YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/doggans And check out this show on social media! Twitter: https://twitter.com/efvdpodcast Host's Twitter: https://twitter.com/tonygoldmark Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/972385353152531 YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/tonygoldmark Hear new episodes a day early by supporting this show on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/tonygoldmark

Super Robot Monkey Team Hyperforce Go! S2E11 - Prototype Jul 21, 2021

This week the randomizer goes back to the mid-2000s to cover an animated series from Toon Disney's "Jetix" block of action shows, a show which, one can only assume based on its title, is either about a super team of robot monkeys going to hyperforce, an ongoing hyperforce full of monkey teams of super robots, or a monkey who makes robots, aligns with "Team Hyperforce Go" and also happens to be pretty darn super. Join Tony Goldmark, Alessandra Dreyer, Morgan Funder and David Ganssle as they join the SUPER ROBOT MONKEY TEAM HYPERFORCE GO! season two, episode eleven, "Prototype!" Check out my guests' stuff! ALESSANDRA DREYER Twitter: https://twitter.com/badfolklorist Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/badfolklorist MORGAN FUNDER Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheWire2 YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/AnIdiotsLantern DAVID GANSSLE Twitter: https://twitter.com/doggans YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/doggans And check out this show on social media! Twitter: https://twitter.com/efvdpodcast Host's Twitter: https://twitter.com/tonygoldmark Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/972385353152531 YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/tonygoldmark Hear new episodes a day early by supporting this show on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/tonygoldmark

Buffalo Dreams Jul 14, 2021

This week the randomizer goes back to 2005 to cover that one time the Disney Channel decided to make a movie about the plight of indigenous people, specifically Navajos of New Mexico, torn between tradition and modernity, reliant on a country that destroyed them. Naturally, the main character is a white kid and it ends with an 80s-style bike race. Join Tony Goldmark, Cody Clark, Emily Clark and Jenelle Riley as they fall asleep and have BUFFALO DREAMS!

Check out my guests' stuff! CODY CLARK Twitter: https://twitter.com/RevScratch EMILY CLARK Twitter: https://twitter.com/emilyabclark YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/Divinemissem82 JENELLE RILEY Twitter: https://twitter.com/jenelleriley Variety page: https://variety.com/author/jenelle-riley

Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time Jul 07, 2021

This week, for our first episode after our June hiatus, the randomizer takes us all the way back to 2010 to cover an infamous underperforming Jerry Bruckheimer-produced Middle Eastern fantasy epic based on a Ubisoft video game, a film that told audiences, "Come for the whitewashing, stay for the ostrich races!" Join Tony Goldmark, Morgan Funder, Zach Hurst and Cassie Shima as they hold a formal audience with the PRINCE OF PERSIA: THE SANDS OF TIME!

Check out my guests' stuff! MORGAN FUNDER Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheWire2 YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/AnIdiotsLantern ZACH HURST Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheRLKing YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/TheVoyages CASSIE SHIMA Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/cassies_island Podcast: https://soundcloud.com/talkpitpodcast And check out this show on social media! Twitter: https://twitter.com/efvdpodcast Host's Twitter: https://twitter.com/tonygoldmark Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/972385353152531 YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/tonygoldmark Hear new episodes early by supporting this show on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/tonygoldmark

BONUS MINISODE! State of the Parks: ScarJo's Tower of Terror Jun 30, 2021

The next full episode will drop next week, but in the meantime, here's a minisode-length State Of The Parks segment on the newly-announced Tower of Terror movie Disney has in development, with Scarlett Johansson attached to star and produce.

BONUS MINISODE! State of the Parks: Why Is Avengers Campus? Jun 16, 2021

We're taking a hiatus for the month of June, with the next full episode dropping on Wednesday, July 7th, but in the meantime, here's a minisode-length State Of The Parks segment on the origins of the newly-opened Avengers Campus land at Disney California Adventure, and the history of Marvel's connection to both Disney and Universal parks.

BONUS MINISODE! Outtakes! Jun 02, 2021

DISCLAIMER: This minisode was recorded and released prior to the arrest of one of its guests, Kyle Carrozza. We at Escape From Vault Disney strongly condemn Mr. Carrozza's actions and offer our deepest sympathies to his victims, and we will not be inviting him on this podcast again in the future. That said, rather than attempt to rewrite history, we have decided to leave this minisode online and intact as a time capsule of when it was made. We're taking a hiatus for the month of June, with the next full episode dropping on Wednesday, July 7th, but in the meantime, here's the first of three BONUS MINISODES! In this one, we present various outtakes from the Go Figure, Spider-Man (1981), Clouds and Pixar Popcorn episodes!

On Pointe E1 - Getting In May 30, 2021

This week, the randomizer chooses a the first episode of a Disney+ original documentary miniseries from last year in which Disney sent a camera crew to New York's prestigious School of American Ballet, and they just kinda pointed their cameras at stuff for a while and then edited it together until it technically counted as television. Riveting. Join Tony Goldmark, Kevin Anderson, Nicholas Bogroff Ganssle and Michael Hunter as they get on their tippy-toes and go ON POINTE, episode one, "Getting In!" Check out my guests' stuff! KEVIN ANDERSON Twitter: https://twitter.com/ArthurKnowledge YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/ArthurKnowledge NICHOLAS BOGROFF GANSSLE Twitter: https://twitter.com/Bogroff1 YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCJUNsvVi8H54SuaoyjmjMuw MICHAEL HUNTER Twitter: https://twitter.com/Arctic_Ginger Podcast: https://www.pipedreampodcasts.com/come-on-fhqwhpods And check out this show on social media! Twitter: https://twitter.com/efvdpodcast Host's Twitter: https://twitter.com/tonygoldmark Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/972385353152531 YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/tonygoldmark Hear new episodes a day early by supporting this show on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/tonygoldmark

Go Figure May 22, 2021

This week the randomizer chooses a Disney Channel Original Movie from 2005, that magical year when Disney saw fit to release not one but TWO different movies about teenage figure skaters, and apparently we got the one that wasn't good enough for theaters. Join Tony Goldmark, Sydney Agnew, Madeline Maye and Chris Nebergall as they shrug and say GO FIGURE! Check out my guests' stuff! SYDNEY AGNEW Ko-Fi: https://ko-fi.com/thederpyhipster Twitter: https://twitter.com/thederpyhipster MADELINE MAYE Podcast: https://soundcloud.com/landbeforetimeland Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/inkblot-band Twitter: https://twitter.com/MadsMaye CHRIS NEBERGALL Twitter: https://twitter.com/ChrisNebergall YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCq9hpBl49TYkjc_lzqStkCA And check out this show on social media! Twitter: https://twitter.com/efvdpodcast Host's Twitter: https://twitter.com/tonygoldmark Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/972385353152531 YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/tonygoldmark Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/tonygoldmark

The Apple Dumpling Gang Rides Again (with Linkara!) May 13, 2021

This week, the randomizer takes us all the way back to that magical year of 1979. The 70s were wrapping up, and what did Disney have to show for their first thoroughly Waltless decade? A dwindling animation department; a lot of ground lost to Spielberg, Lucas, Henson and Donner in the "family movie" market; an executive boardroom STILL asking "What would Walt have done?"; and a WHOLE lot of very dumb slapstick comedy sequels starring Don Knotts and/or Tim Conway, or in the case of this week's topic, both! Join Tony Goldmark, Lewis Lovhaug (aka Linkara!), Josh Saucedo and Kaylyn Saucedo (aka MarzGurl!) as they see what the hell happens when THE APPLE DUMPLING GANG RIDES AGAIN! Check out my guests' stuff! LEWIS LOVHAUG Website: http://atopthefourthwall.com Twitter: https://twitter.com/Linkara19 YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/reuisu JOSH SAUCEDO Twitter: https://twitter.com/JoshKnight1st YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/JoshKnightTheFirst KAYLYN SAUCEDO Twitter: https://twitter.com/MarzGurl YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/MarzGurl Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/marzgurl And check out this show on social media! Twitter: https://twitter.com/efvdpodcast Host's Twitter: https://twitter.com/tonygoldmark Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/972385353152531 YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/tonygoldmark Hear new episodes a day early by supporting this show on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/tonygoldmark

Pixar Popcorn and other shorts (with Defunctland's Kevin Perjurer!) May 05, 2021

This week, the randomizer picks a series of movie tie-in shorts produced in the 2010s and beyond by that once-unstoppable, still-occasionally-adequate pride of Emeryville, the bittersweet digital whimsy factory known to mere mortals as PIXAR! Join Tony Goldmark, Charlie Callahan, Haley Baker Callahan and Defunctland's Kevin Perjurer as they microwave some PIXAR POPCORN AND OTHER SHORTS! Shorts covered in this episode: - The Legend of Mor'du (2012) - Party Central (2014) - Riley's First Date? (2015) - Auntie Edna (2018) - Pixar Popcorn (2021) Check out my guests' stuff! CHARLIE CALLAHAN Twitter: https://twitter.com/ThemeSnark YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/rbgprods HALEY BAKER CALLAHAN Twitter: https://twitter.com/Tricksterbelle YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCjYjtuqtRKT0wCcO1T9j2dQ KEVIN PERJURER Website: https://defunctland.com Twitter: https://twitter.com/Defunctland YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/Defunctland And check out this show on social media! Twitter: https://twitter.com/efvdpodcast Host's Twitter: https://twitter.com/tonygoldmark Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/972385353152531 YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/tonygoldmark Hear new episodes a day early by supporting this show on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/tonygoldmark

Spider-Man (1981 series) E18 - The Capture of Captain America Apr 28, 2021

This week, the randomizer picks a not-terribly-good Saturday morning cartoon from 1981 in which your friendly neighborhood Spider-Man joins forces with the Star-Spangled Man with a plan, and in a stunning oversight, not once does the latter sit on a backwards chair and lecture the former for getting detention. Join Tony Goldmark, Tim Crist, David Ganssle and Garrett Snook as they take pictures of SPIDER-MAN (1981 series), episode eighteen, "The Capture of Captain America!" Check out my guests' stuff! TIM CRIST Website: http://wormquartet.com Twitter: https://twitter.com/wormquartet DAVID GANSSLE Twitter: https://twitter.com/doggans YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/doggans GARRETT SNOOK Twitter: https://twitter.com/ilneigeYT YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/IlNeige And check out this show on social media! Twitter: https://twitter.com/efvdpodcast Host's Twitter: https://twitter.com/tonygoldmark Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/972385353152531 YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/tonygoldmark Hear new episodes a day early by supporting this show on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/tonygoldmark

The Emperor's New Groove Apr 18, 2021

DISCLAIMER: This episode was recorded and released prior to the arrest of one of its guests, Kyle Carrozza. We at Escape From Vault Disney strongly condemn Mr. Carrozza's actions and offer our deepest sympathies to his victims, and we will not be inviting him on this podcast again in the future. That said, rather than attempt to rewrite history, we have decided to leave this episode online and intact as a time capsule of when it was made. "Uh-oh." "Don't tell me. We're bypassing the randomizer this week so Luke Ski can do his Guest's Choice episode on a beloved Disney animation cult classic from the year 2000." "Yup." "Second-longest episode ever?" "Most likely." (Dramatic pause) "Bring it on." Join Tony Goldmark, Kyle A. Carrozza, Luke Ski and Lindsay Smith as they throw off THE EMPEROR'S NEW GROOVE!

BONUS MINISODE! Muppet stuff that SHOULD be on Disney+ but isn't! Apr 07, 2021

In this extra-long bonus minisode, we present a segment cut from last week's episode in which Tony Goldmark, Luke Ski, Ryan Hipp and our Surprise Special Guest list some of our favorite Muppet specials and series which could and should be available on Disney+, but for some reason aren't!

The Muppet Show S4E18 - Christopher Reeve Mar 31, 2021

It's the fifth and final week of MUPPET MONTH on Escape From Vault Disney! And to wrap the month up, the randomizer chooses another episode of the most sensational, inspirational, celebrational, Muppetational iconic televised classic itself, complete with a very special guest indeed - the only cinematic Superman to ever play the Man of Steel in a GOOD movie! (And also still a couple bad ones.) Join Tony Goldmark, Ryan Hipp, Luke Ski and a Surprise Special Guest as they once again meet the Muppets on THE MUPPET SHOW, season four, episode eighteen, "Christopher Reeve!" Check out my guests' stuff! RYAN HIPP Twitter: https://twitter.com/RyanHippFTW YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/InternetVideoParty LUKE SKI Bandcamp: https://lukeski.bandcamp.com Twitter: https://twitter.com/thegreatlukeski Portfolio: https://www.luke.ski And check out this show on social media! Twitter: https://twitter.com/efvdpodcast Host's Twitter: https://twitter.com/tonygoldmark Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/972385353152531 YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/tonygoldmark Hear new episodes a day early by supporting this show on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/tonygoldmark

Muppets Most Wanted Mar 24, 2021

It's the fourth and penultimate week of MUPPET MONTH on Escape From Vault Disney! And this week, as I'm joined by the hosts of the Channel KRT podcast, the randomizer goes all the way back to 2014 to pick the second-best Muppet sequel in which the Muppets travel to Europe and end up thwarting a jewel heist. It's weird that the Muppets have two of those, isn't it. Join Tony Goldmark, Tyler Green, Randee Martin and Kit Quinn as they turn in the MUPPETS MOST WANTED! Check out my guests' stuff! CHANNEL KRT: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/channel-krt/id1530833092 KIT QUINN on Twitter: https://twitter.com/missi0nbreakout RANDEE MARTIN on Twitter: https://twitter.com/cosmicr3wind TYLER GREEN on Twitter: https://twitter.com/TylerFG And check out this show on social media! Twitter: https://twitter.com/efvdpodcast Host's Twitter: https://twitter.com/tonygoldmark Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/972385353152531 YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/tonygoldmark Hear new episodes a day early by supporting this show on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/tonygoldmark

The Muppet Show S3E15 - Lesley Ann Warren (with Defunctland's Kevin Perjurer!) Mar 17, 2021

DISCLAIMER: This episode was recorded and released prior to the arrest of one of its guests, Kyle Carrozza. We at Escape From Vault Disney strongly condemn Mr. Carrozza's actions and offer our deepest sympathies to his victims, and we will not be inviting him on this podcast again in the future. That said, rather than attempt to rewrite history, we have decided to leave this episode online and intact as a time capsule of when it was made. It's week three of MUPPET MONTH on Escape From Vault Disney! And this week, the randomizer chooses an episode of the most sensational, inspirational, celebrational, Muppetational iconic televised classic itself, complete with a multi-talented very special guest who could dance ballet, sing Billy Joel songs, hit on a talking pig AND murder the cop in the library with the lead pipe! Join Tony Goldmark, Kyle A. Carrozza, Michael Hunter and Defunctland's Kevin Perjurer as they meet the Muppets on THE MUPPET SHOW, season three, episode fifteen, "Lesley Ann Warren!"

Check out my guests' stuff! MICHAEL HUNTER Podcast: https://www.pipedreampodcasts.com/come-on-fhqwhpods Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/stinkomike Twitter: https://twitter.com/Arctic_Ginger KEVIN PERJURER Website: https://defunctland.com Twitter: https://twitter.com/Defunctland YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/Defunctland And check out this show on social media! Twitter: https://twitter.com/efvdpodcast Host's Twitter: https://twitter.com/tonygoldmark Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/972385353152531 YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/tonygoldmark Hear new episodes a day early by supporting this show on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/tonygoldmark

Dinosaurs S1E8 - I Never Ate For My Father Mar 11, 2021

It's week two of MUPPET MONTH on Escape From Vault Disney! And this week, the randomizer continues to stubbornly refuse to cover an actual movie or TV show with "Muppet" in the title, instead choosing an episode of the Muppet-adjacent early-90s ABC satirical primetime sitcom from Jim Henson Productions about a prehistoric family of creepy lizard-people. Join Tony Goldmark, Emily Clark, Morgan Funder and Gerald of Stealing Focus as they dig up some DINOSAURS, season one, episode eight, "I Never Ate For My Father!"

Check out my guests' stuff! CODY CLARK as "GERALD" Twitter: https://twitter.com/RevScratch EMILY CLARK Twitter: https://twitter.com/emilyabclark YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/Divinemissem82 MORGAN FUNDER Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheWire2 YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/AnIdiotsLantern And check out this show on social media! Twitter: https://twitter.com/efvdpodcast Host's Twitter: https://twitter.com/tonygoldmark Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/972385353152531 YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/tonygoldmark Hear new episodes a day early by supporting this show on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/tonygoldmark

Earth To Ned E17 - Ned Vs Food (with puppeteer Grant Baciocco!) Mar 03, 2021

It's MUPPET MONTH on Escape From Vault Disney! And for our very first week of Muppet Month, the randomizer formally apologizes for making us watch a cancer movie last week by allowing us to do something we've never done before on this show - interview someone who ACTUALLY WORKED ON THE THING WE'RE COVERING! Namely, one of this show's many very talented puppeteers, Grant Baciocco! Join Tony Goldmark, Grant Baciocco, David Ganssle and Luke Ski as they send a transmission from EARTH TO NED, episode seventeen, "Ned vs. Food!" Check out my guests' stuff! GRANT BACIOCCO Podcast: https://saturdaymorningmedia.com/shows/utp TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetoiley Twitter: https://twitter.com/ToasterBoy DAVID GANSSLE Twitter: https://twitter.com/doggans YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/doggans LUKE SKI Bandcamp: https://lukeski.bandcamp.com Twitter: https://twitter.com/thegreatlukeski Portfolio: https://www.luke.ski And check out this show on social media! Twitter: https://twitter.com/efvdpodcast Host's Twitter: https://twitter.com/tonygoldmark Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/972385353152531 YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/tonygoldmark Hear new episodes a day early by supporting this show on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/tonygoldmark

Clouds (with MarzGurl!) Feb 24, 2021

DISCLAIMER: This episode was recorded and released prior to the arrest of one of its guests, Kyle Carrozza. We at Escape From Vault Disney strongly condemn Mr. Carrozza's actions and offer our deepest sympathies to his victims, and we will not be inviting him on this podcast again in the future. That said, rather than attempt to rewrite history, we have decided to leave this episode online and intact as a time capsule of when it was made. Y'know, doing this podcast can be a precarious endeavor sometimes. Some weeks, we're laughing our asses off at The Cat from Outer Space or Richie Rich's Christmas Wish...and then there's weeks like this one, when the almighty randomizer sees fit to say "Hey look, a Disney+ original movie from last year about a real-life teenager who died of cancer! Make fun of it, pathetic humans!" And we are forced to obey. Join Tony Goldmark, Kyle A. Carrozza, Josh Saucedo and the one-and-only MarzGurl herself, Kaylyn Saucedo, as a bunch of old people yell at CLOUDS! Donate to the Zach Sobiech Osteosarcoma Fund: https://childrenscancer.org/zach Check out my guests' stuff! JOSH SAUCEDO Twitter: https://twitter.com/JoshKnight1st YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/JoshKnightTheFirst KAYLYN SAUCEDO Twitter: https://twitter.com/MarzGurl YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/MarzGurl Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/marzgurl And check out this show on social media! Twitter: https://twitter.com/efvdpodcast Host's Twitter: https://twitter.com/tonygoldmark Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/972385353152531 YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/tonygoldmark Hear new episodes a day early by supporting this show on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/tonygoldmark

BONUS MINISODE! March will be Muppet Month! Feb 17, 2021

The next full episode won't be ready until next week, but in the meantime, here's a BONUS MINISODE in which I announce that MUPPET MONTH won the recent Twitter poll, and explain what does and doesn't count as "Muppet content" for the purposes of it. Plus there's an outtake from the Country Bears episode!

Earth Live Feb 14, 2021

Have you ever wondered what it would look like if a nature documentary looked and felt more like SportsCenter or election night coverage? No, of course you haven't, that's a ridiculous thing to wonder. Nevertheless, this week the randomizer, in its infinite wisdom, goes all the way back to 2017 to select an experimental National Geographic special that decided to be that very abomination for reasons unknown. Join Tony Goldmark, Zach Hurst, Cassie Shima and Luke Ski as they get tickets to see EARTH LIVE! If you're reading this before 11:59PM Pacific on February 14th, there's still time to VOTE for what this show's THEME MONTH will be in March! https://twitter.com/efvdpodcast/status/1358686961666379776

Check out my guests' stuff! ZACH HURST Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheRLKing YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/TheVoyages CASSIE SHIMA Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/cassies_island Podcast: https://soundcloud.com/talkpitpodcast LUKE SKI Bandcamp: https://lukeski.bandcamp.com Twitter: https://twitter.com/thegreatlukeski Portfolio: https://www.luke.ski And check out this show on social media! Twitter: https://twitter.com/efvdpodcast Host's Twitter: https://twitter.com/tonygoldmark Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/972385353152531 YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/tonygoldmark Hear new episodes (or at least work-in-progress versions of them) early by supporting this show on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/tonygoldmark

The Country Bears (Some Jerk With A Camera 10th Anniversary Spectacular!) Feb 03, 2021

Exactly ten years ago today, on February 3rd, 2011, I released the very first episode of my web series Some Jerk With A Camera, a review of the 2002 Disney classic The Country Bears filmed on location at Disneyland. And now, to celebrate a whole damn decade of me doing this dumb crap, my cohorts and I are setting the randomizer aside for this week so we can revisit and reevaluate what many have called the Citizen Kane of movies about ursine musicians. Join Tony Goldmark, Charlie Callahan, Morgan Funder and David Ganssle as they get mauled by THE COUNTRY BEARS! Watch my original 2011 Country Bears video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qpFefqROzDQ March 2021 will be a THEME MONTH on Escape From Vault Disney, and we're determining which theme with March Madness-style Twitter polls. Vote in the semifinals HERE: https://twitter.com/efvdpodcast/status/1356150135596613634

Check out my guests' stuff! CHARLIE CALLAHAN Twitter: https://twitter.com/ThemeSnark YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/RBGProds

MORGAN FUNDER Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheWire2 YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/AnIdiotsLantern DAVID GANSSLE Twitter: https://twitter.com/doggans YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/doggans And check out this show on social media! Twitter: https://twitter.com/efvdpodcast Host's Twitter: https://twitter.com/tonygoldmark Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/972385353152531 YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/tonygoldmark Hear new episodes a day early by supporting this show on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/tonygoldmark

The Cat from Outer Space Jan 27, 2021

Let me ask you this: did The Godfather have a cat from outer space in it? Did Lawrence of Arabia have a cat from outer space in it? Did Citizen Kane have a cat from outer space in it? No, no and no, they did not. But you'd better believe the 1978 Disney classic The Cat from Outer Space has a cat from outer space in it, and this week we're bypassing the randomizer for our first-ever Guest's Choice episode, in which our good friend Morgan Funder makes us watch that majestic cinematic epic of the "extraterrestrial feline" subgenre. Join Tony Goldmark, Alessandra Dreyer, Morgan Funder and David Ganssle as they make first contact with THE CAT FROM OUTER SPACE! Check out my guests' stuff! ALESSANDRA DREYER Twitter: https://twitter.com/badfolklorist Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/badfolklorist MORGAN FUNDER Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheWire2 YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/AnIdiotsLantern DAVID GANSSLE Twitter: https://twitter.com/doggans YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/doggans And check out this show on social media! Twitter: https://twitter.com/efvdpodcast Host's Twitter: https://twitter.com/tonygoldmark Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/972385353152531 YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/tonygoldmark Hear new episodes a day early by supporting this show on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/tonygoldmark

BONUS MINISODE! "State of the Parks" stories I missed! Jan 20, 2021

The next full episode won't be ready until next week, but in the meantime, here's a BONUS MINISODE devoted entirely to my semiregular "State of the Parks" theme park news/editorial segment. It's been a while since I've actually had time to do such a segment for the show proper, so here's a rundown of theme park news stories I missed over the past few months, namely: - Disneyland canceling the annual pass system - Disneyland's Toy Story parking lot becoming a vaccination super-site - Snow White's Scary Adventures being refurbished into Snow White's Enchanted Wish - Walt Disney World shutting down Mickey's Magical Express - Taika Waititi directing film segments for "Guardians of the Galaxy: Cosmic Rewind" - Imagineers Joe Rohde and Kevin Rafferty retiring

The Adventures of Huck Finn Jan 06, 2021

Happy New Year everybody! For Escape From Vault Disney's first episode of 2021, the randomizer goes all the way back to 1993 to pick Disney's live-action adaptation of Mark Twain's immortal 1884 literary classic, a film that dares to posit that the REAL victims of slavery were the white people who felt really bad about it sometimes. Ah, the 90s. Join Tony Goldmark, Morgan Funder, Madeline Maye and Chris Nebergall as they impatiently skim through THE ADVENTURES OF HUCK FINN! Check out my guests' stuff! MORGAN FUNDER Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheWire2 YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/AnIdiotsLantern MADELINE MAYE Podcast: https://soundcloud.com/landbeforetimeland Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/inkblot-band Twitter: https://twitter.com/LBTLPodcast CHRIS NEBERGALL Twitter: https://twitter.com/ChrisNebergall YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCq9hpBl49TYkjc_lzqStkCA And check out this show on social media! Twitter: https://twitter.com/efvdpodcast Host's Twitter: https://twitter.com/tonygoldmark Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/972385353152531 YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/tonygoldmark Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/tonygoldmark

Richie Rich's Christmas Wish Dec 26, 2020

Merry belated Christmas everyone! For our third and final Christmas episode of the year, the randomizer goes back to 1998 to pick a Saban-produced direct-to-video sequel that answers the supremely important question, "What would it look like if It's A Wonderful Life had a dinosaur museum heist, a grunge band dressed as a hair metal band, a flying child dictator AND a fire-breathing robot maid?" Join Tony Goldmark, David Ganssle, Randee Martin and the ever-mysterious Carl Featherbottom as they grant RICHIE RICH'S CHRISTMAS WISH!

Mickey's Once Upon A Christmas Dec 19, 2020

For our second Christmas episode of 2020, the randomizer picked a 1999 direct-to-video compilation animated feature in which everyone's favorite classic Disney characters starred in holiday stories about everything Christmas is all about: time loops, atheism and the horrors of late-stage capitalism! Join Tony Goldmark, Sydney Agnew and "How Did This Not Get Made" hosts Daniel Kawka and David Spencer as we watch MICKEY'S ONCE UPON A CHRISTMAS!

Good Luck Charlie, It's Christmas! (with Variety's Jenelle Riley!) Dec 09, 2020

Happy Holidays, everyone! This week, for this podcast's first Christmas episode of 2020, the randomizer picks a 2011 Disney Channel original movie, based on a Disney Channel sitcom, featuring everything Christmas is all about: hitchhiking, angry gamers, confusing business names, crappy old cars, UFO conspiracy theorists, luggage theft, kidnapping LARPers and paintball! Join Tony Goldmark, Emily Clark, Kyle Kallgren and Variety's Deputy Awards and Features Editor Jenelle Riley (!!!) as they wish everyone GOOD LUCK CHARLIE, IT'S CHRISTMAS!

Drain the Great Lakes Dec 02, 2020

This week Tony joins the hosts of this weekend's "Thanks For The Magic" charity livestream as the randomizer, in its infinite wisdom, forces them to watch a 2011 NatGeo documentary special that for some weird reason saw fit to ask the bold question, "What if the water had no water in it?" Join Tony Goldmark, Kevin Anderson, Charlie Callahan and Haley Baker Callahan as they inexplicably DRAIN THE GREAT LAKES! In the time since we recorded and released this podcast, Drain the Great Lakes has been removed from Disney+, but you can still watch it HERE: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VdejfV_kYY8

Bedknobs and Broomsticks Nov 29, 2020

DISCLAIMER: This episode was recorded and released prior to the arrest of one of its guests, Kyle Carrozza. We at Escape From Vault Disney strongly condemn Mr. Carrozza's actions and offer our deepest sympathies to his victims, and we will not be inviting him on this podcast again in the future. That said, rather than attempt to rewrite history, we have decided to leave this episode online and intact as a time capsule of when it was made. This week the randomizer flies our magic bed all the way back to 1971, when Disney made a spiritual successor to Mary Poppins in which Jessica Fletcher and Mr. Banks encounter talking cartoon animals AND literal Nazis in the same movie, and somehow the Nazis are more polite. Join Tony Goldmark, Kyle A. Carrozza, Luke Ski and Lindsay Smith as they stock up on BEDKNOBS AND BROOMSTICKS!

The Great Muppet Caper Nov 19, 2020

After taking a couple weeks off, Escape From Vault Disney returns to join forces with the Channel KRT podcast, and the randomizer mercifully picks one of the funniest and best movies on Disney+, the feature directorial debut of acclaimed Oscar-nominated auteur Jim Henson, the eternal classic film that gifted the cinema landscape with those immortal words to live by, "That's a frog. Bears wear hats." Join Tony Goldmark, Tyler Green, Randee Martin and Kitty Quinn as they solve THE GREAT MUPPET CAPER!

Halloweentown Oct 31, 2020

Just in the nick of time for Halloween, the randomizer picks another Halloween title, this one a well-remembered Disney Channel Original Movie from 1998! You've heard of Halloween the holiday, Halloween the movie and Halloween the Horror Nights, but did you know Halloweentown can be a TOWN? And hey, Kalabar (or possibly Calabar) is actually IN this one! Join Tony Goldmark, Charlie Callahan, Haley Baker Callahan and Gaby Tyrrell as they hitchhike all the way to HALLOWEENTOWN!

Sonny With A Chance S2E18 - A So Random Halloween Special Oct 28, 2020

For our first-ever seasonally-appropriate Halloween episode, the randomizer has chosen an episode of a Disney Channel sitcom about a sketch show wherein the sketch-show-within-a-sitcom rebelled and took over its host program, and gave us the once-in-a-lifetime pairing of unquestionably the two greatest musical geniuses of our time, Demi Lovato and Shaquille O'Neal. Join Tony Goldmark, Kevin Anderson, Ryan Hipp and Randee Martin as they forecast SONNY WITH A CHANCE, season two, episode eighteen, "A So Random Halloween Special!"

Milo Murphy's Law S1E8 - The Substitute/Time Out Oct 23, 2020

It's Escape From Vault Disney's 27th episode spectacular, in which Tony joins the hosts of The Weird Al-Phabet podcast to celebrate the work of the one-and-only "Weird Al" Yankovic just in time for his birthday! Specifically, we cover another episode of the underrated animated series in which Mr. Yankovic himself voices the world's unluckiest kid. Join Tony Goldmark, Andrew Frola, Michael Hunter, Daniel Kawka and David Spencer as they they break MILO MURPHY'S LAW, season one, episode eight, "The Substitute/Time Out!"

While You Were Sleeping Oct 15, 2020

Romcoms! What are they? Where do they come from? What do they want from us? On this week's episode, the randomizer goes back to 1995 to pick a semi-remembered example of the much-maligned subgenre, a Sandra Bullock vehicle that really puts the "coma" in "comady!" Join Tony Goldmark, Tim Crist, Kitty Quinn and Luke Ski as they remember all the fun stuff you missed out on WHILE YOU WERE SLEEPING!

Return To Oz Oct 08, 2020

Y'know, hiring the editor of Apocalypse Now to write and direct an extremely depressing grimdark mid-80s sequel to The Wizard Of Oz loaded with tons of horrifying nightmare-inducing imagery and almost zero connection to the 1939 MGM musical everyone loves might SEEM like a terrible idea... (long pause) so anyway, join Tony Goldmark, Sydney Agnew, Kevin Anderson and Morgan Funder as the almighty randomizer forces them to begrudgingly RETURN TO OZ!

The Rocketeer Oct 01, 2020

In the spine-tingling conclusion of our very first Patreon Request Month, we cover Kenneth Hodgins and Patrick Thatcher's request for one of Disney's most notorious cult classics, a whiz-bang retro action spectacle from 1991 that truly had everything...except an audience. Join Tony Goldmark, Alessandra Dreyer, David Ganssle and Ryan Hipp as they go soarin' through the stratosphere with THE ROCKETEER!

Freaky Friday (2003) (with Kyle Kallgren!) Sep 26, 2020

Patreon Request Month just keeps chuggin' along with Justin Wilton's request for the 2003 remake of the unforgettable classic story that dared to ask the bold cinematic question, "What if person was other person?" Join Tony Goldmark, Charlie Callahan, Haley Baker Callahan and Kyle Kallgren as they wake up on FREAKY FRIDAY (2003)!

Chicken Little Sep 16, 2020

Patreon Request Month marches on with Matthew Bogatz's request for this weird, misbegotten relic from Disney's very brief and extremely regrettable period when they unaccountably tried to be Dreamworks. Ever wanted to see a film with aliens, baseball, talking farm animals, 70s pop songs, ugly-ass half-rendered animation, lots and lots of pee jokes AND the guy from Scrubs in it? Well look no further, ya damn weirdo! Join Tony Goldmark, Erika Haynes, Luke Ski and David Spencer as they fry up some CHICKEN LITTLE!

Milo Murphy's Law S1E12-13 - Missing Milo parts 1 & 2 Sep 09, 2020

Patreon Request Month continues with Alex the Azurath's request for a randomly-selected episode of the less-successful animated series from the creators of Phineas & Ferb, Milo Murphy's Law, starring none other than the one-and-only "Weird Al" Yankovic in the titular role! And the random selection in question is a very-bizarre-even-for-this-show two-part episode about time travel and mutant pistachios! Join Tony Goldmark, Jeff Scot Carey, Emily Clark and Zach Hurst as they study MILO MURPHY'S LAW, season one, episodes twelve and thirteen, "Missing Milo" parts 1 & 2!

The Little Mermaid (series) S3E3 - Island of Fear Sep 02, 2020

DISCLAIMER: This episode was recorded and released prior to the arrest of one of its guests, Kyle Carrozza. We at Escape From Vault Disney strongly condemn Mr. Carrozza's actions and offer our deepest sympathies to his victims, and we will not be inviting him on this podcast again in the future. That said, rather than attempt to rewrite history, we have decided to leave this episode online and intact as a time capsule of when it was made.

As Escape From Vault Disney triumphantly RETURNS from a five-month hiatus, we continue Patreon Request Month with Rob Bergman's request for a particularly weird episode of the weirder-than-you-remember 90s Little Mermaid TV series. Join Tony Goldmark, Kyle A. Carrozza, Morgan Funder and Kitty Quinn for the sheer deranged majesty of Mary Seashelley's "Ariel & Costello Meet Frankenstein," aka THE LITTLE MERMAID (SERIES), season three, episode three, "Island of Fear!" #CrabExperiments

Pinocchio Apr 04, 2020

In our last episode before we take a coronavirus-related hiatus, and the only episode of "Patreon Request Month" we managed to record before everything went on lockdown, the randomizer goes all the way back to 1940 to pick Lizzy Gravelle's request for Walt Disney's second full-length animated classic, a movie simultaneously far better and way weirder than you remember. Join Tony Goldmark, Chandler Desrochers, David Ganssle and Nicholas Bogroff Ganssle as they reflect on the mastery and insanity of PINOCCHIO!

Shipwrecked Mar 25, 2020

Did you know that in 1991, Disney distributed a Norwegian pirate movie? We sure didn't, until the randomizer picked it for this week's episode and gave us all an excuse to attempt borderline-offensive exaggerated Scandinavian accents! Join Tony Goldmark, Kevin Anderson, Zach Hurst and Chris Nebergall as they get SHIPWRECKED!

Bug Juice: My Adventures At Camp E16 - Best Summer Ever! Mar 18, 2020

Summer camp! What is it? Where did it come from? What does it want from us? This week the randomizer picks the final episode of a 2018 Disney Channel reality TV series designed to answer none of these probing questions. Join Tony Goldmark, Kevin Anderson, Zach Hurst and Chris Nebergall as they drink a tall frosty glass of BUG JUICE: MY ADVENTURES AT CAMP, episode sixteen, "Best Summer Ever!"

Jack Mar 12, 2020

In 1996, the acclaimed Oscar-winning auteur behind The Godfather and Apocalypse Now saw fit to direct a PG-13 Robin Williams comedy about a ten-year-old trapped in the body of a forty-year-old. What could possibly go wrong? Join Tony Goldmark, Kevin Anderson, Zach Hurst and Chris Nebergall as they endure the existential nightmare that is JACK!

Newsies: The Broadway Musical Mar 04, 2020

Extree! Extree! Hear all about it! Randomizer chooses 2017 simulcast of 2012 Broadway musical based on 1992 cult classic musical! Join Tony Goldmark, Alessandra Dreyer, David Ganssle and Nicholas Bogroff Ganssle as they take in the theatrical spectacle that is NEWSIES: THE BROADWAY MUSICAL! Podcast, mistah? Only zero cents!

Into the Okavango Feb 26, 2020

It was bound to happen eventually: the randomizer, in its infinite wisdom, has chosen a NatGeo documentary, and a particularly slow and boring one at that. But boy oh boy, it sure does have a lotta pretty slow-motion footage of animals to fall asleep to. Join Tony Goldmark, Alessandra Dreyer, David Ganssle and Nicholas Bogroff Ganssle as we apprehensively venture INTO THE OKAVANGO!

Frank and Ollie (with Jenny Nicholson!) Feb 19, 2020

Remember when cartoons were drawn by human beings? Well, two of those human beings were the subjects of the 1995 documentary the randomizer has chosen for us this week! Join Tony Goldmark, Alessandra Dreyer, David Ganssle and VERY special guest JENNY NICHOLSON(!!!) as we indulgently listen to FRANK AND OLLIE!

Doug S3E21 - Quailman Vs. The Triad of Terror Feb 12, 2020

What happens when a Nicktoon becomes a Disneytoon? Apparently they run out of ideas and say "Screw it, it's a superhero show now." This week the randomizer picks a 1999 episode of the show that inexplicably had "Brand Spankin' New" in its title at one point! Join Tony Goldmark, Charlie Callahan, Haley Baker Callahan and Morgan Funder as they say hello to DOUG, season three (technically seven), episode twenty-one, "Quailman Vs. The Triad of Terror!"

Rocket & Groot shorts Feb 05, 2020

I am Groot? I am Groot. I am Groot, I am Groot, I am Groot. I am Groot. Tony Goldmark, Charlie Callahan, Haley Baker Callahan and Morgan Funder I am Groot ROCKET & GROOT SHORTS!

Read It and Weep Jan 29, 2020

What if Lizzy McGuire was also Tyler Durden AND Killer Frost? This week the randomizer goes back to 2006 (a magical long-forgotten era when some people apparently DIDN'T always want the whole world to read every last thought that fell out of their skulls) and chooses another Disney Channel original movie, this one about a high school girl whose diary goes viral (diaral?) and becomes semi-sentient. Join Tony Goldmark, Charlie Callahan, Haley Baker Callahan and Morgan Funder as they bravely READ IT AND WEEP!

Halloweentown II: Kalabar's Revenge Jan 22, 2020

The movie's called "Halloweentown II: Kalabar's Revenge" and Kalabar's not in it. And, it all goes downhill from there. This week Tony teams up with The "Weird Al" Phabet podcast as the randomizer sadistically and unseasonally chooses the inexplicable 2001 sequel to a fondly-remembered Disney Channel original movie. Join Tony Goldmark, Andrew Frola, Michael Hunter, Daniel Kawka and David Spencer as they journey to HALLOWEENTOWN II: KALABAR'S REVENGE!

Pooh's Heffalump Movie Jan 15, 2020

This week the randomizer goes back to 2005 to pick one of the 67 Winnie the Pooh products released that February. Join Tony Goldmark, Morgan Funder, David Ganssle and Luke Ski as they check out POOH'S HEFFALUMP MOVIE!

The Wild Jan 08, 2020

DISCLAIMER: This episode was recorded and released prior to the arrest of one of its guests, Kyle Carrozza. We at Escape From Vault Disney strongly condemn Mr. Carrozza's actions and offer our deepest sympathies to his victims, and we will not be inviting him on this podcast again in the future. That said, rather than attempt to rewrite history, we have decided to leave this episode online and intact as a time capsule of when it was made. Remember that Dreamworks animated movie Madagascar? Ever wonder what it'd be like if it looked like garbage and completely sucked? This week the randomizer goes back to 2006 to pick the first and only animated feature produced by C.O.R.E. Digital Pictures. Join Tony Goldmark, Kyle Carrozza, David Ganssle and Brianna Garcia as they venture into THE WILD!

The Book Of Pooh S2E4 - Day of the Knights/Come as Eeyore Jan 02, 2020

DISCLAIMER: This episode was recorded and released prior to the arrest of one of its guests, Kyle Carrozza. We at Escape From Vault Disney strongly condemn Mr. Carrozza's actions and offer our deepest sympathies to his victims, and we will not be inviting him on this podcast again in the future. That said, rather than attempt to rewrite history, we have decided to leave this episode online and intact as a time capsule of when it was made. What if Winnie the Pooh was needlessly different? This week the randomizer picks another TV episode, namely an early-2000s Playhouse Disney series that turned A.A. Milne's beloved creations into hideous puppet monsters! Join Tony Goldmark, Zach Hurst, Luke Ski and Mighty Magiswords creator Kyle A. Carrozza as they crack open THE BOOK OF POOH, season two, episode four, "Day of the Knights/Come as Eeyore"!

'Twas the Night Dec 25, 2019

The guy who played Michael Myers directed a Christmas movie! What could possibly go wrong? This week, JUST in the nick of time for Christmas, the randomizer picks a Disney Channel original movie from 2001 starring Walter White as Bad Santa. Join Tony Goldmark, Zach Hurst, Madeline Maye, Luke Ski and a Surprise Special Guest as they sit through 'TWAS THE NIGHT! DISCLAIMER: This episode was recorded and released prior to the arrest of Kyle Carrozza, who appears briefly at the end. We at Escape From Vault Disney strongly condemn Mr. Carrozza's actions and offer our deepest sympathies to his victims, and we will not be inviting him on this podcast again in the future. That said, rather than attempt to rewrite history, we have decided to leave this episode online and intact as a time capsule of when it was made.

Amphibia E13 - Croak and Punishment/Trip to the Archives Dec 18, 2019

What if it WAS easy being green? This week, for the first time ever, the randomizer picks a TV episode, specifically of a recent Disney Channel animated series about an alternate reality where frogs are the dominant species. Join Tony Goldmark, Madeline Maye, Luke Ski and a Surprise Special Guest as they journey to AMPHIBIA, episode 13, "Croak and Punishment/Trip to the Archives"!

The Aristocats Dec 11, 2019

Remember when musicals about cats DIDN'T make you want to claw your eyeballs out? This week the randomizer goes all the way back to 1970 to pick the first Disney animated feature of the "What would Walt have done?" era. Join Tony, Dave, Luke and Morgan as they adopt THE ARISTOCATS!

Meet The Deedles Dec 04, 2019

Surfers...in a place where surfers usually aren't?!? Wuh-wuh-wuh-WHAAAAT?!? This week the randomizer picks an inexplicably-theatrically-released remnant of 1998 that proves you don't need Pauly Shore to make a Pauly Shore comedy. Join Tony Goldmark, Morgan Funder, David Ganssle and Luke Ski as they begrudgingly MEET THE DEEDLES!

Smart House Nov 27, 2019

In the pilot episode of the Escape From Vault Disney podcast, the randomizer picks a 1999 Disney Channel original movie starring Leela as Evil Alexa! How could that POSSIBLY be disappointing? Tony Goldmark, Morgan Funder, David Ganssle and Nicholas Bogroff Ganssle move into SMART HOUSE!

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