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Latest Episodes:

Three Comedians Mar 25, 2019

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A computer, a boy, and a turtle walk into a comedy club. None of them have good material, but the audience laughs for reasons of novelty. Also, algorithm music. These are the types of candy you wouldn't wanna put in your car: Slo Poke, Rocky Road, a Zero bar. Enjoy!

I Wrote A Book Mar 18, 2019

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A big announcement comes and nobody cares. Mark, Squirrel, The Swearing Ant, The Dell Laptop, and Lake Shark meet up in a studio apartment Uptown for day old donuts and grape soda. Mr. Mallman has brought everyone together to celebrate the completion of his new book, The Happiness Playlist.

Undercover Cops Mar 11, 2019

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There are secrets we keep inside. Fantasies that forever will hide. There are dreams of life that no one can tell. Plus - Banana Planet 2: Banana Pie Planet. Driving Through Wisconsin. "Pievate Eyes" Undercover Cops and Undercover Undercover Cops. Enjoy!

Climate Change Solutions Mar 04, 2019

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You never forget the first time you wipe someone elses blood off your foot. You never forget the first time you wake up naked in an alley. You never forget the first time you pass the exit for Zzyzx Road in California. Here are some planet saving solutions for you to ...Enjoy!

There's A Song In Everything Feb 25, 2019

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Standing on the roof of the most famous movie theater in the world where inner peace means stuck in traffic, means 18 dollars for 90 minutes of parking, means a gas tank for your thoughts, means sleeping through house fires, there's a song in everything. Enjoy!

Bleep Vs Bleep Feb 18, 2019

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If you chew through a mini golf pencil, go back and grab another. Mini golf pencils are free. Reep the moment. Somewhere out there is a serial killer so lazy, he only ever thought about it. My emptiness, your emptiness, if I wanted to talk about emptiness I wouldn't be talking. Enjoy!

Glasses Feb 11, 2019

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The same asteroid that wiped out the dinosaurs was shaped like a basketball and stolen by nieghborhood kids. Night after night they roam, and dream out loud of the amazing basketball championship on Mars. Enjoy!

Life And Death Of A Cupcake Feb 04, 2019

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Hear the secret confessions of a young cupcake who loved Billy Elliot The Musical, and was eaten too soon. Learn the hot new meditation style captivating today's most bakery saavy yogis: Cookie Meditation. Also, "The Shape Of Pudding". Enjoy!

Scuba Diving On The Moon (The Snowman) Jan 28, 2019

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If the snowman had a mouth, it would have been smiling. Bundle up. Be bored. Write your sad emotions in a snow drift. They'll all blow away tomorrow. Enjoy!

Do You Hear A Ringing? Jan 21, 2019

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Money doesn't matter if you have money. Don't be drunk on stage, it's not professional. I tell bedtime story that scares baby Squirrels. Tinnitus. Enjoy!

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