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Episode 386: Scraggly Facial Hair In The Battlespace: The Hidden Lethality Of Beardos (Our Experts Weigh In) Oct 06, 2026

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David gets his feelings hurt by the President. Jon is tempted by Digger.

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Episode 385: Eating Healthy Is Anti-Human Sep 29, 2026

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Jon gives up on Maine. David shares two amazing dreams.

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Episode 384: UNCONDITIONAL SURRENDER NOW!!! Sep 22, 2026

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Jon gets poetic solving a cryptic crossword clue. David introduces a two-step plan to heal the world.

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Episode 383: Could The $5,000 Trump Dividend Help Americans' Pain At The Pump? Our Experts Weigh In. Sep 15, 2026

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Jon wonders if the president's political instincts are finally fading. David is excited to run out of missiles.

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Episode 382: Dan Brown International Airport (DBI) Sep 08, 2026

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Jon thinks things are quiet ... maybe too quiet. David ponders the RNC midterm convention.

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Episode 381: Patreon Episode PREVIEW: Tree Canopy Percentages -- Reconciling Data And Vibes Sep 04, 2026

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Jon compares (and critiques) tree canopy data for 250+ American cities and towns. Join our Patreon to hear the full episode! https://www.patreon.com/electionprofitmakers

Episode 380: Could Hasan Piker Name Five Choreographers? Sep 01, 2026

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Jon wants to bring his wi-fi router to the G20 Ministerial meeting in Chapel Hill. David tries to remember the names of Sarah Palin's kids.

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Episode 379: I Never Want To Bring You Anything But Joy Aug 25, 2026

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David celebrates Natalie Harp. Jon mourns his lost almanacs.

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Episode 378: Patreon Episode PREVIEW: Where Are The Centers Of The States? Aug 21, 2026

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Jon shares his research about determining the centers of all 50 U.S. states! Join our Patreon to hear the full episode! https://www.patreon.com/electionprofitmakers

Episode 377: Introductory Analysis Of Aircraft Carrier Logistics For The Modern Warfighter Aug 18, 2026

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David explains what an aircraft carrier is. Jon remembers visiting the yacht of a man who was later killed by drug dealers.

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