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The Jersey Devil Jul 07, 2025

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What foul beast lurks between the thick brush of the New Jersey Pine Barrens? Why does is have a head like a horse-goat-thing and why did the state name it's hockey team after the JERSEY DEVIL?

Join Linz and Chris as they peer deep into history to uncover the story behind the legend of the Jersey Devil, the historical figures involved and the tales of wanton destruction the beast has left in its wake.

P.S. Rangers Suck

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Reincarnation: The Pollock Twins Jun 19, 2025

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Northern Milkman John Pollock was a true believer in the concept of reincarnation- so when his two daughters, Joanna and Jacqueline, were tragically taken from him in a car accident in 1957, he took it as a sign.

"You're going to give birth to twins," he told his wife Florence, who replied she had no intentions of being pregnant any time soon.

Then one night, she came to John with the news- his premonition had come to be, and they were soon the proud parents of twin girls.

John wasn't shocked, he knew his daughters were coming back to him.

Join Linz and Chris as they return to Hexham to peek between the milk bottles and uncover the truth behind one of the most investigated cases of reincarnation!

#reincarnation #fortean #paranormal #pollocktwins #truecrime

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Queen Uriel and UNARIUS: The Most Fabulous Church in the Galaxy Jun 01, 2025

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You know what most churches lack? UFOs, Sequins and a chance to join an exclusive club of 'Space Bros. Call me a convert, because I'm in!

Join Linz and Chris as they put of the glasses and see past the blinding sequins and disco lights to find out the truth behind the church of UNARIUS and their charismatic and flamboyant leader, Queen Uriel, deployed to our planet to save us all through the power or love.

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The Amherst Haunting (Nova Scotia, Canada) May 10, 2025

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A young girl is plagued by a poltergeist. Everyone thinks she is making it up, and also ugly. An actor decides to investigate the case...and the girl's older sister... fires break out, strange things are afoot and there's a poltergeist loose aboot this hoose!

Join Linz and Chris as they call out into the darkness and ask to be convinced about this very Candian haunting. So jug that maple syrup, turn off the 3 hockey teams that have made it to the second round of the playoffs and maybe, just maybe, this will be the case that convinces us that ghosts are real?

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The Cardiff Giant Apr 15, 2025

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You never know what's under you feet, bugs, seeds, near 11 foot giants. Anything's possible! The Cardiff Giant tells the unusual story of a man of science wronged by religion and hatching a plan to seek revenge! This is the true definition of pettiness and one that we love to see.

Join Linz and Chris as they unearth the truth about the Cardiff Giant and ask the question, why did you have to make it's wang so big? This tall tale will take us on a wild ride, featuring the greatest showmen of all time....PT Barnum.

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Fresno Nightcrawlers Mar 24, 2025

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Mysterious, enigmatic, cute. Tumblr and Etsy love the Fresno Nightcrawlers...but what are they really? Amazingly we have some evidence to investigate in this one, but what will we uncover in this Californian cryptid case?

Join Linz and Chris as they squint their eyes at CCTV footage to determine if these really are some creepy creatures or just some aggressive walking pants. The truth is out there (literally).

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Project Blue Beam Mar 12, 2025

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Aliens! Demons! Earthquakes! Project Blue Beam has it all, you don’t want to miss this Québécois conspiracy theory that puts the 'qui' in conspiracy.

Join Linz and Chris as they put their poutine down long enough to don shades and meet government whistleblowers in the lower levels of inner-city car parks to crack wide open the ground on this global conspiracy. We’re putting our top men on the case. TOP MEN.

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Manitoba, Canada: Falcon Lake UFO Feb 21, 2025

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So you're panning for gold in the Canadian Wilderness when you're set upon by two UFOs and left with burn marks crawling back towards the only highway for miles...we have all been there.

But what really happened out by Falcon Lake ay? Were these UFOs just Winnipeg Jets...or did too much Maple Syrup cause Hart burn and hallucinations? Join Linz and Chris as they venture out to Falcon lake to uncover the truth behind a very unlikely man having a close encounter...

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The Flatwoods Monster Feb 03, 2025

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Something is out there in those woods. It's up to a gang of small boys, one of their mothers, a dog and a cowardly US serviceman to investigate. What horrors lurk in the woods around Flatwoods, and why are all the surrounding towns all named so amusingly?

Join Linz & Chris as they go down to the woods today in search of the truth behind the mysterious entity known as the Flatwoods monster.

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Green Children of Woolpit Jan 20, 2025

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Have you ever...been green? Chris has! -And he has no recollection of it!
Join us today as we time travel back to Medieval England, to a time when wolves...and Lou Ferrigno's illegitimate children...roamed the forests of Blighty!
Pull on your knightly robes, listeners, and come along with Linz and Chris, to solve the mystery of The Green Children of Woolpit!

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