A podcast with your hosts Linz and Chris.
Investigating the unknown, unexplained and unbelievable!
Cases of cryptids, Fortean tales, true crime, unsolved mysteries, the unexplained, paranormal and much more!
A podcast with your hosts Linz and Chris.
Investigating the unknown, unexplained and unbelievable!
Cases of cryptids, Fortean tales, true crime, unsolved mysteries, the unexplained, paranormal and much more!
Copyright: © 2022 Dystopian Simulation Radio
You know what most churches lack? UFOs, Sequins and a chance to join an exclusive club of 'Space Bros. Call me a convert, because I'm in!
Join Linz and Chris as they put of the glasses and see past the blinding sequins and disco lights to find out the truth behind the church of UNARIUS and their charismatic and flamboyant leader, Queen Uriel, deployed to our planet to save us all through the power or love.
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A young girl is plagued by a poltergeist. Everyone thinks she is making it up, and also ugly. An actor decides to investigate the case...and the girl's older sister... fires break out, strange things are afoot and there's a poltergeist loose aboot this hoose!
Join Linz and Chris as they call out into the darkness and ask to be convinced about this very Candian haunting. So jug that maple syrup, turn off the 3 hockey teams that have made it to the second round of the playoffs and maybe, just maybe, this will be the case that convinces us that ghosts are real?
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You never know what's under you feet, bugs, seeds, near 11 foot giants. Anything's possible! The Cardiff Giant tells the unusual story of a man of science wronged by religion and hatching a plan to seek revenge! This is the true definition of pettiness and one that we love to see.
Join Linz and Chris as they unearth the truth about the Cardiff Giant and ask the question, why did you have to make it's wang so big? This tall tale will take us on a wild ride, featuring the greatest showmen of all time....PT Barnum.
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Mysterious, enigmatic, cute. Tumblr and Etsy love the Fresno Nightcrawlers...but what are they really? Amazingly we have some evidence to investigate in this one, but what will we uncover in this Californian cryptid case?
Join Linz and Chris as they squint their eyes at CCTV footage to determine if these really are some creepy creatures or just some aggressive walking pants. The truth is out there (literally).
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Aliens! Demons! Earthquakes! Project Blue Beam has it all, you don’t want to miss this Québécois conspiracy theory that puts the 'qui' in conspiracy.
Join Linz and Chris as they put their poutine down long enough to don shades and meet government whistleblowers in the lower levels of inner-city car parks to crack wide open the ground on this global conspiracy. We’re putting our top men on the case. TOP MEN.
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So you're panning for gold in the Canadian Wilderness when you're set upon by two UFOs and left with burn marks crawling back towards the only highway for miles...we have all been there.
But what really happened out by Falcon Lake ay? Were these UFOs just Winnipeg Jets...or did too much Maple Syrup cause Hart burn and hallucinations? Join Linz and Chris as they venture out to Falcon lake to uncover the truth behind a very unlikely man having a close encounter...
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Something is out there in those woods. It's up to a gang of small boys, one of their mothers, a dog and a cowardly US serviceman to investigate. What horrors lurk in the woods around Flatwoods, and why are all the surrounding towns all named so amusingly?
Join Linz & Chris as they go down to the woods today in search of the truth behind the mysterious entity known as the Flatwoods monster.
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Have you ever...been green? Chris has! -And he has no recollection of it!
Join us today as we time travel back to Medieval England, to a time when wolves...and Lou Ferrigno's illegitimate children...roamed the forests of Blighty!
Pull on your knightly robes, listeners, and come along with Linz and Chris, to solve the mystery of The Green Children of Woolpit!
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A group of Russian campers go on a treacherous hike to never return. It's one of the biggest mysteries in modern history. What happened to them? Why did they cut their tent from the inside? Why did they remove their clothes? Why were they chewing on their own flesh?
Join Linz and Chris as they slap on their thermals and venture out into the wilderness to establish just who to blame? We have 21 suspects including the Yeti and Aliens so strap yourself in!
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HO HO HO Merry Christmas to all our DSR Maniacs out there in podcast land. You've been very good boys and girls this year, watching the skies and communing with the spirt world! In return we present our gift to you, answering your questions after over a year since the last one of these!
So jump in our slay, rattle your presents and enjoy the ride! MERRY CRIMBO!
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"The secret is not to act, but to be." - Steven Seagal
Martial artist, actor, ambassador, reincarnated Buddhist priest. There is not limit to the man of many 'talents' and no limit to the tale tales he (allegedly) tells.
Join Linz and Chris as they use the power of their minds to flip and investigate the enigma known as Steven Seagal. The only man who can declare to support world peace whilst standing side by side with Putin.
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Happy Halloween 2024 DSR-a-Maniacs! Let's celebrate by talking to the dead with....mixed results.
Join Linz and Chris as they explore various methods to commune with the spirits of the afterlife. Have a mirror, a bowl of water and a candle to hand and try along at home. Who or what will we communicate with? There's only one way to find out.
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AWOOOOOOOOOOO. What is the Werewolf? What do they do? Why do they do it? Why is there so much erotica about it?
Join Linz and Chris as they lead the pack in the hunt for the truth behind the werewolf! Misunderstood messenger from heaven...or monstrous wolfy boi? What is the connection between Werewolves and witches? Why is it an issue if they get in the club. Let's find out...
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There's something about that Egyptian, maybe the way he walks? Anyway, I feel like we are soul mates across time and I must move to Egypt immediately and YOU CAN'T STOP ME DAAAAD! Welcome to the world of Dorothy Eady.
Join Linz and Chris as they crack open the tomb containing this bizarre love story between a young British lady and a mummified Egyptian Pharaoh. I mean some like them older but Jyeeeeez. A fitting episode 69 for us.
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Let's all enjoy delicious POCKY! No poison to be found here at all, not a drop!
Join Linz and Chris as they investigate a case of confectionary terrorism that rocked Japan when it was held hostage by the mysterious group only known as THE MONSTER WITH 21 FACES. Who were they? What did they want? Why Pocky? Who is the Fox Eyed Man? CAN WE STILL ENJOY POCKY? Find out in this week's Episode.
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Have you ever taken a CPR course?
If so, then you may have locked lips with the most kissed woman of all time (your mum.)
But who does this face belong to? And what do France and Michael Jackson have to do with anything?
Join Linz and Chris, as they paddle their way down the River Seine, offending every frenchman within a 5-mile radius, as we open todays file on the Unknown woman of the Seine!
#history #art #unsolvedmysteries #interesting #paranormal #truecrime
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War. War never changes. But 'Mad' Jack Churchill, he changed war forever...with his trustly longbow. No man could match the sheer balls it takes to walk across the beaches with a similar arsenal to a 16th century conscript and do it laughing.
Join Linz and Chris as the uncover the insane story of Britain's greatest madman. A one man war machine with a love of bagpipes, Jack Churchill is a name every school child should know!
P.S. If the audio quality is a bit off in this episode, we apologise. Everything possible has been done to make is as close to normal as possible but as this was recorded in a different way we had to adapt!
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Chris- a creature recently more elusive than the Dover Demon itself.
Left to fend for herself, Linz connects with Canadian Comrade, Jordan, of the Nighttime Podcast, to talk all things Christophany- the appearance of Jesus Christ (not Chris) in the most unexpected places!
#Christophany #paredolia #interesting
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Ever laid eyes on a creature you couldn't quite identify? Ever seen three weird frog-like men kneeling by the side of the road in Ohio and thought, nope? Well put on some protection and join Linz and Chris as they venture down into Loveland in search of a mysterious creature-or three?
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What if one of the most famous musicians of all time, died mere years into his promising career? That's the accusation thrown at one Paul McCartney, formerly of The Beatles...formerly of this life? This outlandish conspiracy is one that has haunted the singer throughout his tenure in the limelight, and we need to get to the bottom of things!
So join Linz and Chris as they sail into the sun in search of an in-paul-ster amongst The Beatles. How is Mi5 involved? Why does Paul McCartney's hair become that of an 85 year old woman's in the 90s? What did the other Beatles say on the subject...there's only one way to find out.
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Ever wanted to loose those extra pounds? Wanted to slim down for summer? Well pack up your slim fast and forget about ever counting another calorie because Linda Laura Hazzard has got her patented weight loss cure ready to go....you just might not survive the 'treatment'.
Join Linz and Chris as they explore the worst diet program known to man. So suck in your stomach and set sail for a weight loss retreat with unbelievable results.
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Hide your porch lights, because it's the man, the moth, the legend....it's mothman! One of the bigger cryptids out there, but what do we really know of it? Where did it come from? What does is want? Why does everyone keep drawing it with buns of steel?
Join Linz and Chris as they look to the skies to uncover the truth of a big flappy boi, terrorising...or saving....West Virginia! What will they uncover on this quest? The Mothman is out there...maaaaaybe.
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Yeeeee-haw, there's a ghost in them there hills I tells ya! Behold the tale of a rootin' tootin' bona fide ghosty boy terrorising the locals, and let us tell you...he's got the hump!
Join Linz & Chris and they saddle up and ride out West to investigate a tale that will take them to the other side of the world to get to the bottom of!
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There is a legend of a cryptid that comes to suck in the night, not the vampire nor the Mothman but...*whispers*...El Chupacabra (Spanish guitar strum). What is this beast, what does it want (spoilers: blood) and where did it come from?
Join Linz and Chris as they stalk the legendary creature to uncover exactly what this cryptid is, dive into big budget blue movies and try their best to pronounce the names of ancient Mayan bat gods.
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What if you just never stopped eating? This is a question that plagued mankind ever since the fringe was invented. For one Frenchman with an iron stomach this was very much a reality. He ate his way across Europe and even became the hungriest spy ever recorded.
Join Linz and Chris as they pull up a seat to the table of Tarrare, the very hungry Frenchman, and try to explain just what was going on with a man whom could put any caterpillar to shame...
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Hey mom, there's something in the back room...I hope it's not Tom De-Looooonge.
What is To The Stars Academy of Arts & Science? Why is it fronted by a member of Blink 182? Why does it have a government contract with the military? And how did it end up releasing footage of confirmed UAPs?
Join Linz and Chris as they try...very hard...to define what TTSA actually is and how pop punk might save us after all. So pick up your hot pink guitar, spike your hair up to the stars and open your mind, to and academy...of arts....AND SCIENCE!
Featuring Music by Neilio
P.S we make reference to recording a bonus episode regarding the hoo-ha around the edited photos of Princess Kate. Due to the recent news, that's in poor taste, but you will get a bonus patreon episode on another topic very shortly.
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Cloven footprints are found in England, weaving their way over long distances, through fields and...up drainpipes? What manner of beast left these prints and why might it be SATAN HIMSELF? Not to be dramatic or anything...
Join Linz and Chris as they follow the prints to find out the true cause of this yee old mystery and encounter some Kangaroos along the way...what?
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Hey everyone; sorry we've had some major family things happen since the last episode. We will be back very soon. Please enjoy this classic episode from the archives to tide you over, and remember...the mic quality here shows exactly why the patreon is so important for upgrades to equipment lol.
"An alien encounter, men in black, hypnotic regression and displaced time. All things associated with the Yorkshire Moors…obviously. Join Linz and Chris as they search the hills for evidence surrounding a reported actual photograph of a little green man."
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Slick back your hair and pull on your spangled jumpsuit, it's time to investigate the King...and what really happened to him? Did Elvis really leave us on the 16th of August 1977...or was he actually secretly still alive? He has been spotted countless times since then, there has to be fire to this gyrating smoke right?
Join Linz and Chris as they turn the spotlight on onto one of the biggest and most enduring conspiracies of the 20th century. Will we find Elvis, hiding away in plain sight...or is the King of Rock and Roll really dead?
Thank you, thank you very much!
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The Stargate Project was a top secret US project into psychic abilities and, specifically, remote viewing. Perhaps the projects most famous creation was one Uri Gellar, who went on to have quite the career as a TV and celebrity psychic...and Michael Jackson's friend.
Join Linz and Chris as they open their third eyes (ew) and explore the mysterious world of remote viewing and thee power to bend as many spoons as you need to build a throne. What will they find, and will they be convinced?
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A man goes to hunt Elk, but the hunter becomes hunted as he is snared by Ausso-one. Never fear, the entity is largely friendly, but Carl Higdon didn't expect to end up in an alternate dimension and getting a guided tour of a space tower. Hey ho.
Join Linz and Chris as they dimension jump to find out the TRUTH about what happened to one Carl Higdon and just what Ausso-one actually was. Strap in guys and gals, this one's going to be a bumpy ride.
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It's back, the biggest event of the season. It's the DSR Paranormal Christmas Quiz with your host, Septembryo!
Will Chris regain his crown as the champion of Christmas or will Linz usurp and claim the title? Join us on this festive edition of DSR! Merry whatever you celebrate and we can't wait for you to see what we have in store in 2024!
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I'M AN ORNITHOLOGIST! GET ME OUT OF HERE!
This was no bush tucker trial for Juliane Koepcke when she was thrown from her airplane seat and awoke deep in the Amazon rainforest. But how did she get there? How would she survive? And why were stingrays her biggest threat?
Join Linz and Chris as they cut through the vines to reveal the truth about one girls treacherous trip from air to land, through the jungle and eventually...home? Or what's left of it.
String ray video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PtKj5yGJbO4
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For over 20 years the CIA conducted domestic experiments with a cocktail of drugs and other methods to develop a truth serum...but why stop there... also to develop a way to control another person's mind. Even more unbelievable, is this is 100% true.
Join Linz and Chris as they double drop & dive into the world of secret government mind control projects and even more top secret experiments with Elephants.
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A woman appears in your house, claiming to be a princess from a far off land...or at least you think that is what she is saying because you don't share the same mother tongue. What would you do?
Join Linz and Chris as they search high society for the strange case of Princess Caraboo. Where did she come from? What does she want? Who will survive....and what will be left of them?
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Vampires need no introduction, the legendary blood suckers are known around the world...but how real are they? Have there been any real cases? How does one stop Dracula in his tracks...find out all the answers and more in this episode!
So join Linz and Chris on this special HALLOWEEN edition of DS Radio as they invite the vampire in and count all the ways that we can combat a vampire attack.
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An unsuspecting council house becomes the epicentre of the UK's most infamous haunting. Banging, thumping, levitation and one girl with a very deep voice, this case has got it all!
Join Linz and Chris as the commune to the other side to get answers about The Enfield Poltergeist, what was really going here? Was the house really possessed by the (mean) spirit of a former resident...or was it all the doings of a member of the household?
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Here come the men in black... mysterious folk tasked with keeping evidence of UFOs suppressed...who or what are they? Who do they work for and whose side are they on?
Join Linz and Chris as they keep Will Smith's wife's name out of their f'n mouths and open the book on the MiB. There is even COMPELLING footage sure to make Linz eat her hat.
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Cups filled with water, shadows in the shape of Homer Simpson and air bnb opportunities all lie within the ghostly world of 30 East Dr, Pontefract WF8 2AN.
Join Linz and Chris as they shiver, flashlights in hand, like Luigi exploring this haunted semi detached house on an otherwise quiet estate. What horrors will be uncovered? What terrors will be exposed? And what tripadvisor rating does it have?
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"What goes up, must come down" - Macho Man Randy Savage.
After rising to the very top of celebrity during the 80's, Terry 'Hulk Hogan' Bollea was facing a new landscape of wrestling, a movie career going nowhere, his hands tied up in pasta, lawsuits, reality TV, car crashes and sex tapes...and that's just the start of it.
Join Linz and Chris for PART 2 of the Hulk Hogan saga as they rip open their shirts dramatically and scrape off the spray paint to reveal the truth about Hollywood Hulk Hogan's colossal fall from grace.
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The most mysterious case, we can't even tell you what this one is about (but get your minds out of the gutter). Join Linz and special guest SEPTEMBRYO in this summer spectacular.
Chris will be back next time when he has been released from the big blue cage of Hulk Hogan research,
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WELL LISTEN UP HULKAMANIACS. DSR ARE FINALLY OPENING UP THE FILE ON THE PHENOMENON CALLED HULKAMANIA BROTHER!
Join Linz and Chris as they oil their muscles and grapple with the giant personality of Hulk Hogan and his many many half truths. Saddle up as we explore backstabbing, bone breaking, litigation and steroids...and this is only the rise!
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You've heard of the Bermuda triangle, not prepare yourself for the Welsh triangle. A series of over 100 events during the 1970s where the locals were plagued by UFO sightings and even alien spottings. Rather odd for an area with more sheep than people...
Join Linz and Chris as they unearth the truth behind this case and find out why we might need to blame the USA for the whole thing...
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"I know I left Atlantis somewhere around here" - Poseidon
The lost city of Atlantis is...well...lost. So let's find it! There are hundreds of claims of the location worldwide be we are going to whittle them down and discover the most likely candidate! At least one involves aliens too...don't worry guys.
Join Linz and Chris as they dredge the depths of the ocean to locate the lost city of Atlantis including a side quest with a very horny Greek god.
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Ya'll ever got drunk, picked up some Swedish babes in your pickup truck, chowed down on some sausage and been attacked by some almonds from outer space? Then you ain't lived boi!
Join Linz and Chris as they try to crack this nut of a case. Remember it's not what you know is the truth, it's what you believe is the truth...
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Up, up and away! Richard Heene's grand invention took flight and rose high into the sky...if only his youngest son hadn't been swept up in the launch. The scramble was one, cross state, to locate the 'UFO', shut down air traffic and find that boy in the balloon!
Join Linz and Chris as they observe the wind patterns in search of one very lost boy, his nutty professor father and a very janky 'UFO'. This is too crazy a story to believe...right?
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63 Wycliffe Road, a totally normal family home...except for Donald the poltergeist...and the fact that he's got the horn for the teenage daughter. Something, something, hilarity ensues.
Join Linz and Chris as they search for things that go bump in the night. Things that...write letters in the night? Things that....are coming for Shelly in the night.
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On the 21st of August 1955 one Kentucky family locked, loaded and prepared for a siege. A bit unusual in itself...but when you consider the attacking force were little green (or silver) men from another galaxy...well it just ranks as one of the most bizarre cases ever reported to police.
Join Linz & Chris as they look to the skies to answer the question of just what happened that strange night? How are mushrooms, project blue book and dancing plagues involved? Tune in to find out...
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DRAIN THE LOCH! Yes, it's finally here. DSR is covering THE LOCH NESS MONSTER. Linz has been advocating for years to pull the plug on the Loch and get to the literal bottom of what's down there. But down in the murky depths there are things far stranger than we could ever imagine.
Join Linz and Chris as they descend into the abyss and hunt for everyone's favourite Scottish monster, Nessie. So strap on your snorkel (and sporran) and let us discover the truth behind the Loch Ness Monster!
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Its a very special DSR episode with Linz and...Septembryo? Yes almost a year to the day after his first appearance he's covering for Chris again and presenting a truly strange case of the most documented series of alien encounters ever recorded...probably.
So join Linz and not Chris as they search the tapes for evidence of REAL ALIENS in kitchens, outside your window and just milling around. Stan's middle name ain't 'Tiger' for nothing, and he's the Tiger King of alien encounters.
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Ever wished you could go back in time? Well maybe you should join Project Pegasus! Yes recruit, you too can travel through time with other indigo children on the US Government's state sponsored chrononaught program! Join today!
This week Linz and Chris unlock the mysteries of time travel and investigate the case of one Andrew D. Basiago, whistleblower and bonafide time traveller. You may laugh...be we have photographic proof
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It's an age old story really. You're wondering through a forest when you bump into a beautiful forest alien. Before you know it your bodies are intertwined. Fast forward a few years and you've got hundreds of babies and you're both cucking a human sized mantis...
Join Linz and Chris as they get blue on this episode of DSR and pull back the covers on the claims of one David Huggins, intergalactic love machine.
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The Sasquatch is THE North American cryptid, known to all and seen by many, it's finally time for DSR to set a trap for this elusive big footed hairy 'squatchy boi.
Join Linz and Chris as they go down to the woods today and are sure to find a big surprise. What is the Big Foot? Where can you find them? What is their instrument of choice? All this and more will be answered in this episode of DSR!
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What could be creepier than a clown? A SPACE CLOWN GHOST(?). That's the strap line, you have to listen to this one to believe it...
Join Linz and Chris as they ask "What in the name of all that is holy is this?" and wade through the tears of a clown to...find the truth? I dunno man, do you read these descriptions? This is fucking weird brother hahahaha.
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One small step for man...and one giant task for a podcast. We investigate the moon landings, the evidence against them and ponder the future of space. Be sure to stick around for Chris' philosophical black hole he falls into by the end.
Join Linz and Chris as they blast off to moon, or fake it on a movie lot, and discover the truth about the Moon landings, when Elon Musk thinks he will land on Mars and why Buzz Aldrin has a Mike Tyson-like right hook.
Music by Space Atmospheric Background
lvymusic
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Opening up 2023 in the most cheerful way possible, DSR brings to you a tale of a man who infiltrated and corrupted an entire family and bent them to his will. Futoshi Matsunaga hand Junko Ogata wrapped around her little finger, she would do anything for love...and she would do that.
Join Linz and Chris as the open the file on this truly unbelievable story from the far east, you will be shocked and appalled and listener discretion is advised.
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HO HO HO MERRY CHRISTMAS DSR UNIVERSE!
Join Linz and Chris....AND SPECIAL GUEST SEPTEMBRYO for this extra special Christmas Paranormal Quiz.
Our hosts go head to head in a battle of the wills, a clash to of the titans, a duel of the fates, to find out who knows the most pointless paranormal knowledge. Septembryo returns to the podcast but this time just when we think we've got all the answers...he changes the questions.
Have a very merry Christmas and we will see you in the new year for DSR23 : Judgement Day!
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We all know and love the jolly gentleman who brings us presents every year, but have you ever stopped and thought...how this we collectively come to believe in Santa Claus? Might he have darker origins than we ever thought? Where in jingle bells does Krampus fit into all this?
Join Linz and Chris as they unwrap this festive edition of DSR and investigate why Santa's belly jiggles like a bowl full of Jelly. P.S. Stick around for the end where the podcast depends into utter chaos as we talk about Icelandic 'Santa'.
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Sometimes the question is not if you could...but if you should. Should we be able to transplant human heads like legos? That's the plan of one very annoyed Italian man and he can't wait to get started....
Join Linz and Chris as they go under the knife and peel back the skin on the strange world of Dr Sergio Canavero and his quest to find willing participants for the first human head transplant!
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"I lost a nuke" has to be up there with the worst sentences someone can utter. It's been said at least 36 time by the US military. But how do these nukes go missing? Are they still out there and what does it mean if they are...
Join Linz and Chris as they split the atom of terror to find out the truth about missing nukes and discover just how close the world has come to complete nuclear disaster.
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Join Linz and Chris for a Halloween Special!
See all images from the episode here:
https://www.instagram.com/d.s.radio/
The Nighttime Podcast Watch-a-long of the video dead:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SO0v6x_-Z1U
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A compilation of the spookiest Podcasts out there...including us!
…1 campfire…
…1 dark forest…
…31 bone-chilling stories…
…Will YOU survive the night?
This Halloween season, enter the woods for a unique and truly epic podcast experience! Around the campfire Shane Waters will introduce 31 crime podcast hosts, including Dystopian Simulation Radio. Each host brings a new, nerve-wracking true story to the circle. It’s an extra special, two part, five-hour, Halloween event, but before hitting play you might want to ask yourself…can you really handle this much murder and mayhem?
So, pull up to the fire and brace yourself for ‘A Nightmare Before Halloween’
…but be warned…
…bad things happen in these woods….
Podcasts are listed here in order of appearance:
In this Part 2 Episode:
- True Crime Island [https://tinyurl.com/y6kk2npj]
- Based on a True Story [https://tinyurl.com/37axzn5z]
- The Asian Madness Podcast [https://tinyurl.com/yckkxbjn]
- Sistas Who Kill [https://linktr.ee/Sistas.Who.Kill.Podcast]
- Hometown History [https://link.chtbl.com/hometownhistory]
- Coffee and Cases [https://linktr.ee/coffeeandcases]
- Military Murder [https://tinyurl.com/yc5fxjyh]
- Dystopian Simulation Radio [https://tinyurl.com/khpw786w]
- Cults, Crimes & Cabernet [https://linktr.ee/cultscrimesandcabernet]
- Morbidology [https://tinyurl.com/mshyvxyt]
- Dark Pountine [https://tinyurl.com/ycydanm9]
- Hillbilly Horror Stories [https://tinyurl.com/567vxrkz]
- True Consequences [https://tinyurl.com/39fpfv3h]
- Gone Cold [https://tinyurl.com/ytzxudt8]
- Crime Stories with Nancy Grace & Crime Online [https://tinyurl.com/3dxp47wf]
- True Crime IRL & True Crime Sleep Stories [https://tinyurl.com/ykzwmnxr]
In the last Part 1 Episode:
- Foul Play: Crime Series [https://link.chtbl.com/foulplay]
- Murder She Told [https://tinyurl.com/55473exk]
- Crime Salad [https://tinyurl.com/4pbtdtpc]
- Crimelines [https://linktr.ee/crimelines]
- Frightful [https://link.chtbl.com/frightful]
- Reverie True Crime [https://linktr.ee/paigeelmore]
- Rotten to the Core [https://link.chtbl.com/Rotten]
- The Trail Went Cold [https://tinyurl.com/2zydj3y]
- Once Upon A Crime [https://www.truecrimepodcast.com]
- Criminology [https://tinyurl.com/yvuu9u8d]
- The Peripheral & Generation Why [https://link.chtbl.com/ThePeripheral]
- Live, Laugh, Larceny [https://linktr.ee/Live.Laugh.Larceny.Podcast]
- The Hidden Staircase [https://link.chtbl.com/TheHiddenStaircase]
- True Crime Cases with Lanie & It's Haunted...What Now? [https://linktr.ee/LanieHobbs]
- Obscura: A True Crime Podcast & Disaster [https://link.chtbl.com/obscura]
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It's Halloween! So let's get spooky and unwrap the truth about Mummies! Where do they come from? How do we make one? What do Tutankhamun and a taxi driver have in common?
Join Linz and Chris as they investigate the curse of King Tut and all those who died in its wake. We also learn how to make our own mummy and definitely don't try it at home...
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Join Linz in this spooky season bonus episode as she chats to SEPTEMBRYO about sleep paralysis, the M.I.B, alien abductions, Vikings in bedrooms and demonic choking... and stuff
Sounds and music- Pixabay and zapsplat
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Mediums, better than a small, not as great as a large. Regardless they claim to be able to commune with the dead.
Join Linz and Chris and they discuss Linz’s experiences with spiritualism. Was she converted and whom reached out to her from the beyond???
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We are back! From the wilds of northern Japan we bring you a tale of an unusual abduction. Who were these aliens? Where were they from? Why were they some kind of jelly toad octo-starfish guys? Find out in this weeks episode!
Join Linz and Chris as they leave no titan rock unturned in the search for the truth in this most unusual of cases!
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Just when you thought you were safe...THE SOMERTON MAN PULLS YOU BACK IN.
Join Linz and Chris as they check in on the claim that one of the biggest mysteries in the true crime world HAS BEEN SOLVED? Let's find out what Dr Abbott has uncovered...who was the Somerton man? What was his job? Did he like pasties? Let's find out!
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Summer is here and it's time for another Q&A session. We dive into your questions, so if you want to hear over an hour of two idiots talking...YOU'RE IN THE RIGHT PLACE BUSTER. Featuring our most requested topic ever...dolphin erotica..."enjoy"!
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When the body of a thirty-year-old Swedish woman was found on a beach in Scotland in the winter of 2005, the police were quick to determine it was a suicide.
When the woman's family back in Sweden began investigating, they felt information was being withheld from them and started to doubt that their loved one had taken her own life.
The victim's strange behaviour days before she was found, a mystery man she met a month before she died, and the final CCTV footage captured of her last hours alive, culminated in a story with more questions than answers.
Join Linz on a solo mission, as she tells the story of the mysterious death of Annie Börjesson.
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In the summer of 2009, a man stepped off a bus in Sligo, Ireland and checked into a hotel under an alias using a fake address. During his stay he exhibited strange behaviour noticed by the hotel staff- and although he would check out a few days later, he would never leave Sligo. Join Linz and Chris as they retrace the footsteps of Peter Bergmann and uncover Sligo's biggest mystery.
Resources:
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_suicide_crisis_lines
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https://www.nhs.uk/every-mind-matters/urgent-support/
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Yeee-haw partners! Welcome to the Wild West and let us tell you the rootin’ tootin’ story of Big Nose George, a bandit and a lover with a tall tale to tell.
Join Linz and Chris as they saddle up and ride out in Wyoming to find a very interesting pair of shoes!
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Ok, here we go. You asked for it…and we delivered. The cursed episode is finally recorded in full HD for you all. But who was this man? Found slumped against a beach wall down under? How did he get there, why was a a bizarre phrase found on him and most importantly how did he die?
Join Linz and Chris as they head on over to Australia to investigate one of the weirdest cases of all time and Linz’s own catalyst into the world of true crime.
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Finally the world is opening up again! You remember the joys of travel? Getting to the airport, being greeted by a demon horse, checking in with staff who might be aliens and who could forget the gift shop selling poison gas? Ahh the great summer holiday!
Join Linz and Chris as they check in to the guest lounge of the weirdest airport on the planet and look into all the conspiracy theories that surround the Denver International Airport. This one features both lizards AND nazis….
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Something is out there in Dover, Massachusetts. Something sinister is lurking in the woods, climbing across walls and terrifying teenagers left and right. What is this thing and what does is want?
Join Linz and Chris as they hold their flashlights like Mulder and Scully and enter into those cursed woods. Hoax or Hellspawn? You be the judge…
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Ahhh Disneyland. Remember happier times before the pandemic ruined all our fun? Well...let us ruin those memories for you as we pull back the curtain on the deadlier side of the happiest place on earth. Countless souls have passed away inside those gates (ALLEGEDLY) and we will...count...them? Whatever. Listen Now!
Join Linz and Chris as they go behind the mouse ears to discover all the drama...and trauma...that happens while you enjoy space mountain. Don't sue us.
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Zombies! We all know and love them, but where do they come from? Can they exist and what real examples can we find? We journey to Haiti to discuss the case of Clairvius Narcisse, a man famous for allegedly being a zombie…
Join Linz and Chris as they exhume the truth behind zombies in this patreon voted topic. Ask yourself, what does a mushroom, a wasp and a pufferfish have to do with it all?
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Have you been digging in your back yard? Perhaps you’ve been doing a spot of gardening as the weather turns nicer? Maybe you’ve found a thing or two out there. Some weeds, a broken bit of blue and white ceramic, a small carved possibly cursed head of unknown origin? No? WHAT? Dig harder, what am I paying you for? THE UNIVERSITY WILL PULL OUR FUNDING.
Join Linz and Chris as uncover the truth behind the Hexham Heads, small carved stone heads found by a school boy…that seemed to bring with them a curse and maybe even a demon. Thanks to out listener Livvy for the suggestion!!!
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Aliens, vampires and ghosts are all around us...apparently. That's according to this freedom of information request Chris uncovered late one night. Brucey Bonus time as Chris and Linz discuss the content of these calls to their local police department as well as the patreon content.
One question: How would you arrest a witch?
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Deep in the Swedish countryside there is one very unassuming hen house. Inside lives no chicken, but a collection of some of the strangest objects worldwide…with a special focus on cannibalism. Arnold Wernerson might be the most unusual thing in the museum though, a man who has visited over 150 countries, lived with remote tribes and picked up a parasite or two. Tune in as we share excerpts of a very EXCLUSIVE interview…
Join Linz and Chris as they, quite literally, venture out to Arnold’s museum where nothing is quite what it seems and everything has a story. Even the bull penis. Especially the bull penis.
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Some men are destined for great things, Rikidozan conquered not one, but two of Japan’s top sports in his short life. By the time he held up his first wrestling championship he considered himself not only king of sports, but king of Japan. Behind the scenes though he was constantly supported by Japan’s Mafia, the Yakuza, and all it takes is to bump into the wrong gangster…to find yourself king nothing.
Join Linz and Chris as they open the file on Rikidozan, a Japanese hero who wasn’t Japanese who battled evil American’s who sometimes weren’t even American. They rapidly find out that the world of pro-wrestling isn’t just tights and pyro, but true crime and conspiracy.
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Join Linz and Chris on this special bonus episode! In which we cover your lovely feedback, some q&a topics that spiral rapidly into their own episode, some introductions to your hosts and the time Chris evacuated to a makeshift fallout shelter due to North Korean nukes.
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People are compelled to do strange things. Sometimes by location, sometimes by religion, occasionally by both. Jerusalem syndrome, and it’s sibling afflictions, are some of the most bizarre compulsions ever recorded. So grab your lute, grow your beard and great ready to get biblical with your favourite weirdo hosts.
Join Linz and Chris as open a truly odd file on an affliction that causes a surprisingly high amount of humans, every year, to abandon their everyday lives and begin life anew in the hold land cosplaying as biblical characters.
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The Swedish woods are a dark place, full of myth and legend, but are they also visited by beings not of this world? Join Linz on a (mainly) solo adventure into those woods, on assignment in Sweden, as she tried to find out if Gösta Carlsson is the Scandinavian Robert Taylor.
Since Chris couldn’t be with us today, due to the birth of his son, we welcome a special guest to share his thoughts with us on this Swedish Alien encounter! 🇸🇪👽
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Ever dreamed of taking revenge? Maybe, but never as hard as Marvin Heemeyer did when he took his feud with a sleepy Colorado mountain town to apocalyptic levels. Customising a bulldozer into his own military armoured vehicle, Marvin was about to show the town just WHO should have connected his property to the sewer line....
Join Linz and Chris as they peel back the hood on the bizarre tale of one man and his fight against city hall....and the paper....and the mayor....and his wife...and the guy next door....and the hardware store....
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Have someone ever caught your eye? Someone who shouldn't? Have you ever felt the urge to keep them in your home, as your sexual Netflix, while you continued your married life with your blissfully unaware husband for over a decade? No? Then you're not Dolly the Deviant.
Join Linz and Chris as they lift the hatch on one of the oddest stories they've looked into so far and try to uncover the truth behind a woman of the most alluring nature...apparently.
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Behind every great man, there is a great ape. Michael Jackson was the king of pop, but also an avid collector of animals great and small. Jackson's most famous animal was Bubbles the Chimp who was inseparable from MJ in the late 80s and early 90s...but whatever happened to Bubbles? It's weirder than you think...
Join Linz and Chris as they wrap up 4EPFEB with a bizarre journey into the world of celebrity ape ownership. He-Hee!
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Spray painted suitcases lie in the snow as human body parts burst from the seams, tumbling out and staining the frost crimson. What lead to this poor woman's body being found in such awful conditions, how was she identified and will the killer ever be brought to justice?
Join Linz and Chris as they go 'true crime' for the first time and try to uncover the truth behind one the most horrific unsolved crimes in Pennsylvania's history. This episode is a little different to our usual fare as we've been inundated with requests for a true crime episode.
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Uncontacted groups of people exist all over the world, unaware of our global civilisation. Many of us view them from afar, respectful of their choice to stay unconnected to the modern world. Then there is John Allen Chau who decided to rock up to North Sentinel island, get his kit off and try to convert the locals to Christianity with his waterproof bible.
Join Linz and Chris as they peer from behind the bushes at uncontacted tribes around the world, and unearth the insane story of John Allen Chau’s big Christian adventure to a banned Indian island.
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"Truth is stranger than fiction but De Rougemont is stranger than both"— The Wide World Magazine, June 1899, No. 14
Prepare yourself for the tale of swashbuckling adventurer Monsieur de Rougemont! A plunderer of pearls, a king amongst cannibals, a lover of women and a rider of aquatic beasts! Come one, come all to hear a tale you won't believe...
Join Linz and Chris as they piece together the life and times of the most famous adventurer never featured on the silver screen...possibly with good reason.
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Animals don’t hold grudges right? RIGHT‽ You be the judge after hearing the tale of one sleepy Northern Japanese town which was besieged by the biggest, baddest bear in Hokkaido. More Michael Myers or Jason Vorhees than Winnie the Pooh, this bear meant business and wasn’t going to stop until the town fell silent.
Join Linz and Chris as they journey north into the blizzards to uncover the truth about the Tomamae brown bear incident.
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Cast out by her family, committed to an asylum and locked away in a rich woman's castle...much like a demonically possessed Disney princess. Poor Eleonore was plagued with Beelzebub as a bestie and became a European curiosity as a result.
Join Linz and Chris as they communicate with the other side to find out what truly was going one in one of the most bizarre poltergeist stories since records began.
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Did Hitler really die at the end of WW2? Did he make his way out of the falling reich and over to South America? If so how? What evidence is there and why has one man been arrested over 600 times on suspicion of being DE FURHER?
Join Linz and Chris as they open the ark and let loose nazi ghosts that will melt your face like a wax candle.
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HO HO HO Merry Christmas Dystopian Simulants! Unwrap this on Christmas morn'! Join Linz and Chris for a very special Christmas episode featuring your questions, a VERY SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT and music from Septembryo.
Merry Christmas and thanks for all your support in 2021!!!
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Are you sick of all the usual places to eat? Looking for something a little different? Then Join Linz and Chris as they pay a visit to Mao Sugiyama’s little place, conveniently located in central Tokyo, where they serve meat of a very….different…kind.
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An alien encounter, men in black, hypnotic regression and displaced time. All things associated with the Yorkshire Moors…obviously. Join Linz and Chris as they search the hills for evidence surrounding a reported actual photograph of a little green man.
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An insidious creature inhabits the walls of a homestead on the Isle of Man, in the Irish sea. Who would have guessed that the voice in the walls was that of a...talking mongoose? Join Linz and Chris as they peel back the plasterboard on this house of horrors and try to excavate the truth from this sleepy little island. But first we must talk about Hoover...
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Something sinister lurks in the deep waters just outside Hammerfest, Norway. But is it just an unusually playful creature... or is it one of Vladimir Putin's top men? What happens when the ocean's residents are recruited by a nation's military? How are they used and can a whale really kill a man with a knife? Find out all this and more as Linz and Chris explore what it means to be a mercenary military marine mammal.
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Bonus mini-episode alert! Awooogha! Find out what movies Linz and Chris think you should watch this Halloween season in their recommended list. Stick around to the end for some unreleased content featuring Glenn Danzig.
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Unexpected storms, dead bodies and a giant sea monster. Edward McCleary never suggested a worse idea in his life than that poorly planned diving trip. Find out why this went so badly wrong with Linz and Chris as they peer through the fog at the Pensacola sea monster and uncover the truth about what horrors live in the depths out there.
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From World Heavyweight Champion to a name erased from the history books. Chris Benoit lives in infamy amongst pro-wrestling fans, but what lead the man to the tragic events that took place on that hot Georgia day? Join Linz and Chris as they dive from the top rope in the real world of professional wrestling and find out why you'll never see 'The Rabid Wolverine' in the WWE hall of fame.
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What happens to your mortal body when you pass away? It's not what you think... but could you actually be sold off to the military? What is the going price for a human arm anyway? Find out all these questions and more as Linz and Chris investigate the Arizona body broker who puts the G in Gore.
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Something happened to Robert Taylor out in those woods, but what? Did he really encounter aliens from another world or is the answer something closer to home? Dive into the debut episode of D.S Radio with Linz and Chris as we open the file on the only alien case investigated by the the British police.
We promise 100% more alien balls in your ears.
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