Dumpster Fire with Bridget Phetasy

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The Art of the Trump Dance Nov 21, 2024

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Why would anyone defend a politician? The Trump Dance is the new cool. And how did Kamala blow $1.5 billion in 15 weeks?

0:00 - Sacred Cows

3:28 - The Cool Kids

10:46 - Caliber

11:56 - Weather

12:18 - The Losers

14:13 - Phetasy News

16:13 - The Internet Is Glorious

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The Real World: White House Season 2 Nov 18, 2024

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Trump's Cabinet picks are going to Make America Hot Again. The Haka disrupts New Zealand Parliament and Bridget is a onboard, and a breastfeeding advocate is fired for refusing to teach "chestfeeding."

0:00 - Troll-In-Chief AGAIN

8:01 - Quest

9:21 - What Is Happening?

12:31 - Weather

12:54 - Breaking Bridget

17:28 - Phetasy News

18:39 - The Internet Is Glorious

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There's No Crying In Late Night Nov 14, 2024

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What happened to late night television and SNL? Have they learned nothing from America's election night sweep or will they stay willfully ignorant? Thank you for proving we're not alone!

0:00 - Sprained My Eyes

7:02 - Sheath Underwear

8:12 - Weather

8:31 - Unbroken Bridget

15:42 - Phetasy News

16:28 - The Internet Is Glorious

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Gen X Overcomes Their Apathy Nov 10, 2024

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People are posting their meltdowns online, never a good idea. How Gen X saved America, and why the winners should still extend grace and stay humble.

0:00 - Troll-In-Chief AGAIN

14:21 - BON CHARGE

15:35 - Weather

15:32 - Unbroken Bridget

17:09 - Phetasy News

18:33 - The Internet Is Glorious

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Red Wave DESTROYS Blue Wall Nov 06, 2024

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Bridget breaks down all the reasons why the Democrats lost in a landslide.

0:00 - Troll-In-Chief AGAIN

18:36 - Quest

19:47 - Weather

20:04 - Welcome To Phetasy

24:24 - The Internet Is Glorious

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SQUIRREL! Nov 05, 2024

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Peanut the Squirrel could tip the election, and Bridget gives her haters the gift of being able to say "I told you so."

0:00 - What Is Happening?

4:52 - BON CHARGE

6:04 - Weather

6:23 - Breaking Bridget

12:27 - Phetasy News

13:46 - The Internet Is Glorious

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Too Much Garbage For The Dumpster Fire Nov 03, 2024

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Tony Hinchcliffe calls Puerto Rico a floating island of garbage, Biden calls Trump's supporters garbage, and Trump dresses as a garbage man for a rally. This is our election cycle.

0:00 - Introduction

0:39 - Electile Dysfunction

6:37 - Sheath Underwear

8:00 - Weather

8:24 - Phetasy News

9:20 - The Internet Is Glorious

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Who I Voted For And Why Nov 02, 2024

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The big reveal - Bridget made her choice.

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Republicans Have A Woman Problem Nov 01, 2024

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Democrats have a man problem but Republicans have a woman problem. Why wouldn't you be trying to capture all the Independent female voters out there instead of driving them away with talk of body count and crazy cat ladies?

0:00 - WOMEN!

10:14 - Weather

10:42 - WOMEN! continued

12:31 - Quest

13:42 - Phetasy News

14:22 - The Internet Is Glorious

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Lesbians Are Being Put On Trains? Oct 30, 2024

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Surviving the election with your sanity intact, and progressives are vastly overestimating the American train system.

0:00 - Electile Dysfunction