Dumpster Fire with Bridget Phetasy

E225. Democrats Have A Marketing Problem - Dumpster Fire Jun 20, 2025

Democrat PAC ad claims Republicans are coming for your Latina girlfriend, ICE protests come to Roblox, JD Vance trolls Bluesky and Jared Leto continues to be Jared Leto.

0:00 - Beyond Parody
8:29 - Sheath
9:30 - Weather
9:58 - Siri, Please Take My Life
14:04 - Caliber
15:15 - This F*ckin' Guy
18:20 - Phetasy News
19:33 - The Internet Is Glorious

End Music - Sweetfire performed by Lightmaker

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E224. Democrats Have A Parade Problem - Dumpster Fire Jun 17, 2025

Parades of Morons - so many parades to cover: The No Kings protests, Trump’s military parade (we are not calling the service members morons) just the people complaining about it not being fascist enough, and the parade of Gaza protesters halted in Egypt.

0:00 - Intro
2:18 - Important Stories We're Ignoring
3:09 - Parades of Morons
13:27 - The Perfect Jean
14:46 - Weather
15:14 - More Parades of Morons
19:52 - Phetasy News
20:47 - The Internet Is Glorious

End Music - Sweetfire performed by Lightmaker

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E223. Democrats Have A SoyBoy Problem - Dumpster Fire Jun 13, 2025

In this week's Dumpster Fire, Bridget Phetasy takes aim at Amy Klobuchar’s SNAP optics blunder, Manbun McSoyBoy prevents black woman from getting to work, Greta Thunberg’s “kidnapped” yacht stunt flops, and Elon and Trump’s bromance flickers back to life.

0:00 - Beyond Parody
9:10 - goPure
10:19 - Weather
10:45 - Commiefornia
15:38 - BON CHARGE
16:42 - Dumpster Fire Updates
22:01 - RIP
22:49 - Phetasy News
23:50 - The Internet Is Glorious

- The Internet Is Glorious End Music - Sweetfire performed by Lightmaker

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E222. Democrats Have a Riot Problem - Dumpster Fire Jun 10, 2025

LA riots, Trump’s dictator parade, and the Democrats just can’t help themselves.

0:00 - Riot Season Returns
13:37 - Brunt
14:59 - Weather
15:29 - Riot Season Continued
21:52 - Hillsdale College
23:06 - Troll-In-Chief
27:05 - Phetasy News
27:46 - The Internet Is Glorious

End Music - Sweetfire performed by Lightmaker

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E221. The Trump Elon Breakup - Who gets America in the divorce? - Dumpster Fire Jun 06, 2025

Elon and Trump are going scorched earth. The great divorce is hear. The break up is real. This is what Dumpster Fire was made for. Grab your popcorn.

0:00 - Troll-In-Chief vs. My Nemesis
15:50 - Quest
17:22 - Weather
18:05 - Phetasy News
19:41 - The Internet Is Glorious

End Music - Sweetfire performed by Lightmaker

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E220. Women Will Do Anything For Attention Jun 03, 2025

The controversy around boxer Imane Khelif’s Olympic gold continues, Greta Thunberg and the Gang sail to Gaza.

0:00 - Patriarchy So Crafty
9:40 - Quest
11:16 - Weather
11:49 - Flotilla of Morons
17:05 - Sheath
18:18 - Phetasy News
19:06 - The Internet Is Glorious

End Music - Sweetfire performed by Lightmaker

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Elon Finds Out What Americans Already Know May 30, 2025

Elon leaves DOGE and Bridget revises his status as her nemesis.

0:00 - My Nemesis Is At It Again
12:01 - BON CHARGE
13:26 - Weather
13:53 - My Nemesis Is No Longer My Nemesis
20:04 - Phetasy News
21:04 - The Internet Is Glorious

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E218. The Democrat Man Problem Gets Worse May 27, 2025

The Democrats still have a man problem, and now they’re holding group therapy sessions, talking about their feelings and obsessing about the men who don’t like them.

0:00 - Breaking Bridget
12:30 - Quest
13:36 - Weather
14:04 - Breaking Bridget Cont'd
20:45 - Phetasy News
21:39 - The Internet Is Glorious

End Music - Sweetfire performed by Lightmaker

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E217. Ginger Is The New Black | Ozempic Eats Weight Watchers | Kanye Quits Antisemitism May 23, 2025

Ozempic puts Weight Watchers out of business. Kanye renounces antisemitism one week after the release of “Heil Hitler” track. Gingers are embraced by the Black community.

0:00 - Get Rekt, Big Pharma
7:40 - Caliber
8:56 - Weather
9:25 - This F*ckin' Guy
12:03 - Qualia
12:50 - Dumpster Diving
17:21 - Phetasy News
17:59 - The Internet Is Glorious

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E216 - A Cover Up of A Cover Up of A Cover Up | Also, Epstein Killed Himself? May 20, 2025

Conspiracy theories abound with Joe Biden's cancer announcement combined with Dan Bongino and Kash Patel claiming they have seen the proof that Epstein did in fact kill himself.

0:00 - What Is Happening?
11:17 - MudWtr
12:39 - Weather
13:06 - Epstein Didn't Kill Himself
19:10 - goPure
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21:06 - The Internet Is Glorious

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Hitler Would Have Banned Kanye, Too May 16, 2025

The DNC wants to oust David Hogg because he said Democrats have alienated men and they need to get them back and Kanye jumps the shark.

0:00 - This F*ckin Guy
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The Government Wants to Ban Mexican Weather Ladies | New Censorship Bill May 13, 2025

The government is coming for your porn, and maybe your sext messages too. How far will the new bill proposed by Utah Senator Mike Lee take the Big Brother Nanny State attempts to limit "obscenity" and content that might and "arouse" or "titillate"?

0:00 - Big Brother
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8:17 - Weather
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Rioters DESTROY Universities and AMERICA May 13, 2025

Riot season has returned with Antifa activists throwing poo at an event in Portland and pro-Palestinian activists causing damage at the University of Washington.

0:00 - Patriarchy So Crafty
6:13 - The Perfect Jean
8:00 - Weather
8:24 - Parade of Morons
13:13 - Sheath
14:17 - Parade of Morons Continued
16:21 - Phetasy News
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Trump Is The Media’s Natural Predator | Psaki & Newsom Rewrite History May 06, 2025

Gavin Newsom and Jen Psaki are liars or morons or both. The Dems have turned on Fetterman. Trump is out there Trumping and still talking about dolls.

0:00 - Parade of Morons
8:01 - Quest
9:15 - Weather
9:32 - Journavism
14:14 - Caliber
15:12 - Troll-In-Chief AGAIN
22:08 - Phetasy News
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- Sweetfire performed by Lightmaker

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Trump Tells China To Get Rekt May 02, 2025

Hearing austerity advice from a billionaire is a little tough to swallow. Also, Bridget describes what it’s like to do a 4 minute media hit on Jesse Watters.

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Could 100 Journalists Notice a Gorilla in Decline? Apr 29, 2025

The White House Correspondents Dinner was a room full of media personalities smelling their own farts and ignoring their complicity in the coverup of Biden’s mental decline. Plus the internet unites in debating an fascinating thought experiment about 100 dudes and a gorilla.

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The Fight Against Gender Ideology Apr 25, 2025

Parents fight against mandatory LGBTQ curriculum in public schools goes to the Supreme Court.

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JD Vance's Powers Are Growing Apr 22, 2025

Pete Hegseth can't stop spilling secrets, Pope Francis died hours after meeting JD Vance, Klaus Schwab steps down as head of the WEF, and everyone's nicer to AI than they are to humans.

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JK Rowling Defeats Trans Activists Apr 18, 2025

Women are legally women again in the UK, a win for TERFs and their leader JK Rowling, Bernie bums out Coachella, and the new sport of champions - Sperm Racing.

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More Like AstroNOTS Apr 16, 2025

Trump's tactics are making Greenland desirable to the rest of the world, the all-female Blue Origin space flight that no one cares about, why Oprah should stop trying to make Gayle King a thing, and Bridget comes up with a new term for people who don’t actually deserve to be called astronauts.

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Make America's Showers Great Again Apr 11, 2025

Trump’s beautiful hair, make America’s water pressure great again, ICE Barbie, we don't cariff about tariffs, and Gen Z discovers coffee at home.

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Panican At The Disc Throw Apr 08, 2025

Don't be a Panican about Trump's tariffs, Colorado might take your kids away if you don't affirm their gender declarations, two dudes fight to win a women's competition, we lean into all the stereotypes, and Russell Brand is an international grape enthusiast.

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Resistance LARPing and Naked Freakouts Apr 04, 2025

Ignoring important stories like Trump's Tariffs, and Cory Booker's non-fillibuster, we focus on good old-fashioned Dumpster Diving content like being trapped with a crazy person in Antarctica, crazy ladies stripping in airports and the brave fencer standing up for WOMEN!. Also, find out what kind of scientist Bridget would have been if she'd taken a different path in life.

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White House Weaponizes Anime Apr 01, 2025

Bridget takes on the great White House Ghibli meme debate.

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More Like National INSecurity, Amirite? Mar 28, 2025

Special guest Adrienne Iapalucci joins us in the Dumpster Fire to discuss the Signal chat leak, Trump's portrait meltdown, and why nothing good ever comes from a group chat.

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Every Dumpster Fire Is A Miracle Mar 25, 2025

Dumpster Fire 200! We reminisce about how far we’ve come, our favorite Dumpster Fire moments, and why every Dumpster Fire is a miracle.

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Democrats, Chill the F* Out Mar 21, 2025

Astronauts, Tesla attacks, Tim Walz running his mouth and Gavin Newsom demonstrating he’s a threat. Bridget's tired of defending Elon, yet here we go again.

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Democrats Are The Simple Jack Party Now Mar 18, 2025

The Democratic Party's favorability ratings have slipped to a historic low according to a CNN poll, with Bridget drawing on Tropic Thunder and the Dumpster Fire archives for an expert analysis of the contributing factors.

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Hypocrisy On Fire | Leftists Torch Teslas and Gavin Newsom Rebrands Mar 14, 2025

“Mostly peaceful” Tesla attacks, Trump coins a new phrase, and the terrifying brilliance of Gavin Newsom’s podcast.

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JD Vance Breaks The Internet Mar 11, 2025

Bridget explains the rise of the JD Vance meme phenomenon and living through the dawn of AI.

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Can The Democrats Be Normal? Mar 07, 2025

The Dems organized the most elite protest they could think of for Trump’s address to Congress and refused to clap for a kid with cancer. Their messaging is all over the place. They really need to get their sh*t together.

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Zelenskyy Overplays His Hand Mar 04, 2025

Bridget breaks down the Trump/Zelenskyy mess and decides who's actually to blame.

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Defending Our Country From Freaks | Tulsi Gabbard Shuts Down Secret Sex Chats Feb 28, 2025

Tulsi Gabbard is cleaning house after secret sex chats are revealed in government intelligence agencies, Mar-A-Gaza gets a promo video, Gavin Newsom is launching a podcast marking the moment when podcasts are officially over, and Jake Tapper’s new book proves complicity in the Biden dementia cover up that he always denied.

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Who Let The DOGE Out? Feb 25, 2025

Elon waved a chainsaw around at CPAC. He also asked 2.3 million government employees to send an email describing what they accomplished last week, chaos ensued. And even though Bridget is sick of talking about him, it's hard to ignore the emperor of the world.

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Trans Oscar Nominee Loses The Oppression Olympics Feb 22, 2025

Bridget breaks down the meteoric rise and tragic fall of Oscar bait, and generally terrible film, Emilia Pérez.

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Elon's Baby Mama Drama Feb 18, 2025

Nothing proves Twitter/X is simply high school online like trying to explain Elon's baby mama drama to a normie who doesn't care. 0:00

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D.O.G.E. DESTROYS Debt Feb 14, 2025

The staggering examples of government inefficiency being uncovered by DOGE continue, including a literal mine full of paperwork. And Bridget's take on the White House/Associated Press showdown over the Gulf of Mexmerica.

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Super Bowl or Super Boring? Feb 11, 2025

A Super Bowl review, Trump, Taylor Swift, Tom Cruise, the end of celebrity, the return of the white dude, the controversial half-time show, and the terrible commercials.

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In DOGE We Trust Feb 07, 2025

Trump’s makin’ moves - almost too many to keep up with. Elon’s DOGE team is following the money, pissing people off, and we are here for it.

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I Don't Cariff About Tariffs Feb 04, 2025

The everyman's take on Trump's tariffs against Mexico, Canada & China, plus Elon's takeover of the government, and the Democrats continue to demonstrate that they have learned absolutely nothing.

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Inject RFK Jr. Directly Into Our Veins Jan 31, 2025

The RFK Jr. confirmation hearings, is he just the kind of crazy we need? To vax or not to vax. Plus Bridget’s unfiltered opinions and her unparalleled impressions.

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Never Ugly Cry On The Internet Jan 28, 2025

Bridget breaks down the variety of Histrionic Personality Disorder we've seen on the internet since Trump's reelection and shares her golden rule for social media content.

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DEI for Dummies Jan 24, 2025

Bridget breaks down DEI and explains how they're actually very regressive and biased policies.

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Trump Makes Women, WOMEN Again Jan 23, 2025

Bridget breaks down Trump's executive order Defending Women From Gender Ideology Extremism and Restoring Biological Truth to the Federal Government.

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The Left Has A Learning Disability Jan 22, 2025

Elon makes an awkward gesture and the Left goes insane. Democrats clearly haven't learned a thing.

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Trump Is Back Jan 21, 2025

Trump is President again. See the highlights of his inauguration, the question of whether or not he can deliver on his promises. And Biden's last minute pardon-fest.

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Bye Bye Biden Jan 17, 2025

Biden's farewell speech to America flops, and the trans debate in women's sports continues.

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Zuckerberg Gets Red Pilled Jan 14, 2025

Zuckerberg changes his tune and revises Meta's censorship and content moderation policies. Trump is Trumping again with the Gulf of America, annexing Greenland, and making Canada a state.

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LA's Hot Mess Jan 10, 2025

Bridget breaks down the devastation of the Los Angeles fires, the incompetent leadership and the 3 worst types of takes that can be found online.

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Bow to Elon, Your New Earth King Jan 07, 2025

Justin Trudeau is out as Canada’s Prime Minister and Elon is a complicated King of the World who uses his power for both good and evil - immigration, grooming gangs & censorship.

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DON'T Become A YouTube Star Dec 29, 2024

STD rates amongst the Olds are skyrocketing because no one wants to think about grandma's dry vagina, and all the reasons you should not become a social media influencer.

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Our Favorite Things 2024 Dec 22, 2024

Bridget and the rest of the Dumpster Fire team review their favorite things of 2024, from cookbooks to comedians, books, movies, shows, apps, and furniture.

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12:11 - Cousin Maggie's Favorite Things

15:27 - Caliber (Bridget & Maggie's Favorite Thing)

17:40 - Weather

18:04 - The Dumpster Fire Team's Favorite Things

21:28 - Phetasy News

22:06 - The Internet Is Glorious

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Newlywed Kitchen - https://amzn.to/4gQjF0j

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Colin Quinn - https://bit.ly/DF-ColinQuinn

Dave Landau - https://bit.ly/DF-DaveLandau

Kyle Dunnigan - https://bit.ly/DF-KyleDunnigan

Pirate Wires - https://bit.ly/DF-PirateWires

County Highway - https://bit.ly/DF-CountyHighway

Arena Magazine - https://bit.ly/DF-ArenaMag

Atomic Habits - https://amzn.to/4iLpEoP

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America's Being Invaded Dec 18, 2024

China has access to all of our phone calls and text messages and no one cares, CNN helped free a torturer from prison and no one cares, Supreme Court Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson performs on Broadway and no on cares, turns out all the conspiracies about the FBI and January 6th might be true and no one cares.

0:00 - Get Rekt China

5:31 - Beyond Parody

10:04 - Sheath

11:17 - Weather

11:40 - What Is Happening?

14:12 - Fake News

17:57 - Phetasy News

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Time Magazine's Hitler of the Year Dec 15, 2024

Trump is Time Magazine's Person of the Year and the Trump/Hitler comparisons continue, America's still cheering for alleged murderer Luigi Mangione, unexplained drones over New Jersey and what Bridget will look like in 10 years due to lack of sleep.

0:00 - Troll-In-Chief AGAIN

2:22 - What Is Happening

6:36 - BON CHARGE

7:50 - Weather

8:12 - Conspiracy Theories We're Not Sure About

11:40 - Breaking Bridget

16:20 - Phetasy News

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This Is What Victory Smells Like Dec 11, 2024

How is anyone still named Luigi in 2024? Something is happening in Syria and it's our job as Americans to know as little as possible about it. Daniel Penny was found not guilty. Trump gets his flirt on with Jill Biden and simultaneously launches a new cologne. Turns out men CAN'T breastfeed, who knew?

0:00 - It Keeps Gettin' Weirder

5:59 - Daniel Penny Acquitted

8:17 - Important Stories We're Ignoring

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10:17 - Weather

10:32 - Troll-In-Chief Again

12:11 - WOMEN!

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United Healthcare Killer & Hawk Tuah Dec 08, 2024

United Healthcare CEO is shot and people have..... thoughts. Who on earth thought investing in the Hawk Tuah meme coin was a good idea?

0:00 - Sh*t's Gettin' Real

12:08 - Caliber

13:15 - Weather

13:34 - Game of Stonks

15:40 - Phetasy News

17:13 - The Internet Is Glorious

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Hunter Biden for Dummies Dec 04, 2024

Joe Biden pardons Hunter, shocking no one except the mainstream media. The new Jag has been revealed and it's probably too gay even for the gays.

0:00 - Journavism

11:16 - BON CHARGE

12:24 - Weather

12:45 - Beyond Parody

15:13 - Phetasy News

16:10 - The Internet is Glorious

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Have The Democrats Learned Anything? Dec 01, 2024

Kamala has a strange message of hope. Dax Shepard is the left's Joe Rogan. The Democrats haven't learned a damn thing. And Bridget is the Tony Robbins of women on coke.

0:00 - What Is Happening

5:23 - Quest

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"Holding Space" for Theater Kids Nov 27, 2024

What does "holding space" even mean? The emotional Wicked press tour, tips for surviving Thanksgiving with your family, Shane Gillis rehabs Bud Light's brand, a multi-million dollar banana and Bridget's rant about new money.

0:00 - Tips for Surviving Thanksgiving

5:19 - What Is Happening

9:30 - Sheath

10:34 - Weather

10:57 - Capitalism Always Wins

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New Media Trumps Mainstream Media Nov 24, 2024

The Dumpster Fire prophecy has been fulfilled, Matt Gaetz is out, you can't quit X, Morning Joe tanks, Jaguar Bud Lights their brand, robot makes other robots lazier, The View exists just to be mocked, and Joe Rogan - Dragon Believer.

0:00 - WaterGaetz

1:59 - What Is Happening

8:26 - Beyond Parody

12:18 - BON CHARGE

13:34 - Weather

13:52 - Get Rekt Big Tech

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The Art of the Trump Dance Nov 20, 2024

Why would anyone defend a politician? The Trump Dance is the new cool. And how did Kamala blow $1.5 billion in 15 weeks?

0:00 - Sacred Cows

3:28 - The Cool Kids

10:46 - Caliber

11:56 - Weather

12:18 - The Losers

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The Real World: White House Season 2 Nov 17, 2024

Trump's Cabinet picks are going to Make America Hot Again. The Haka disrupts New Zealand Parliament and Bridget is a onboard, and a breastfeeding advocate is fired for refusing to teach "chestfeeding."

0:00 - Troll-In-Chief AGAIN

8:01 - Quest

9:21 - What Is Happening?

12:31 - Weather

12:54 - Breaking Bridget

17:28 - Phetasy News

18:39 - The Internet Is Glorious

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There's No Crying In Late Night Nov 13, 2024

What happened to late night television and SNL? Have they learned nothing from America's election night sweep or will they stay willfully ignorant? Thank you for proving we're not alone!

0:00 - Sprained My Eyes

7:02 - Sheath Underwear

8:12 - Weather

8:31 - Unbroken Bridget

15:42 - Phetasy News

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Gen X Overcomes Their Apathy Nov 10, 2024

People are posting their meltdowns online, never a good idea. How Gen X saved America, and why the winners should still extend grace and stay humble.

0:00 - Troll-In-Chief AGAIN

14:21 - BON CHARGE

15:35 - Weather

15:32 - Unbroken Bridget

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Red Wave DESTROYS Blue Wall Nov 06, 2024

Bridget breaks down all the reasons why the Democrats lost in a landslide.

0:00 - Troll-In-Chief AGAIN

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19:47 - Weather

20:04 - Welcome To Phetasy

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SQUIRREL! Nov 05, 2024

Peanut the Squirrel could tip the election, and Bridget gives her haters the gift of being able to say "I told you so."

0:00 - What Is Happening?

4:52 - BON CHARGE

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Too Much Garbage For The Dumpster Fire Nov 03, 2024

Tony Hinchcliffe calls Puerto Rico a floating island of garbage, Biden calls Trump's supporters garbage, and Trump dresses as a garbage man for a rally. This is our election cycle.

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0:39 - Electile Dysfunction

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Who I Voted For And Why Nov 02, 2024

The big reveal - Bridget made her choice.

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Republicans Have A Woman Problem Nov 01, 2024

Democrats have a man problem but Republicans have a woman problem. Why wouldn't you be trying to capture all the Independent female voters out there instead of driving them away with talk of body count and crazy cat ladies?

0:00 - WOMEN!

10:14 - Weather

10:42 - WOMEN! continued

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Lesbians Are Being Put On Trains? Oct 30, 2024

Surviving the election with your sanity intact, and progressives are vastly overestimating the American train system.

0:00 - Electile Dysfunction

6:52 - Caliber

7:59 - Weather

8:14 - What Is Happening

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Trump Appears On The Joe Rogan Experience Oct 27, 2024

Trump sits down with Rogan and is his usual self, Kamala pisses off Beyoncé fans who were expecting a free concert.

0:00 - Troll-In-Exile

9:33 - Caliber

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Kamala's Nonsense Talking Tour 2024 Oct 25, 2024

McDonald's E. coli outbreak after Trump's appearance must be the work of the deep state, right? Kamala is allergic to answering questions.

0:00 - Beyond Parody

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Trump Cooks Kamala Oct 23, 2024

Trump's McDonald's "stunt" is a brilliant move and causes the Left to lose their minds, again. Trump also talks about Arnold Palmer's wang and Bridget has a question for the guys.

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9:55 - Caliber

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11:43 - What Is Happening?

14:22 - Phetasy News End

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Elon's Big Rocket Insertion Oct 20, 2024

Elon's Mechazilla catches his rocket and dudes everywhere got turned on, Bridget puts aside old grudges and declares him no longer her nemesis, Christopher Columbus might have been a Jew, your robot vacuum might be spying on you, racist holiday candles, God has a sense ironic justice, and Russell Brand is the biggest grifter of them all.

0:00 - Everything Is Racist

2:44 - Siri, Please Take My Life

3:38 - Cool Science Sh*t

7:03 - Weather

7:35 - Sheath & Quest

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Democrats Have A Man Problem Oct 18, 2024

A video intending to drum up support among men for the Harris/Walz campaign goes viral for all the wrong reasons. Do Democrats even know what men are anymore?

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6:46 - Quest

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No One Is Coming Oct 13, 2024

The Vice Presidential debate had the vibe of an adult confronting the coach who molested him, Kamala had a Veep moment, Elon jumped for joy at Trump rally, CBS edits Kamala's answer in an interview, WOMEN are fighting back in sports, TikTok is on the verge of being banned, Gen Z discovers whippets, and Hurricane Helene shows us no one is coming.

0:00 - Electile Dysfunction

14:07 - Sheath & Caliber

16:24 - Journavism

21:55 - WOMEN!

26:09 - Quest & BON CHARGE

28:36 - Weather

29:10 - Get Rekt China

30:24 - Gen Z Discovers

32:32 - Dumpster Diving

34:07 - Breaking Bridget

40:56 - Phetasy News

42:22 - The Internet Is Glorious

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P. Diddy, Pagers & Fake Pandas Sep 29, 2024

There was another attempt to assassinate Trump and it seems like a million years ago, Mossad executed a multi-step plan to take out Hezbollah leadership and a lot of d*cks were blown off, Olivia Nuzzi aggressively sends nudes to RFK Jr., P. Diddy and a pyramid scheme of pedos, China passes off Chows as Pandas, Gen Z discovers Hitler, and Dick Cheney endorses Kamala.

0:00 - Troll-In-Exile

7:11 - The Making of a Lot of Eunuchs

10:31 - Sheath & Caliber

12:48 - Electile Dysfunction

14:51 - Weather

15:16 - Pedos Everywhere

20:28 - Get Rekt China

21:38 - Quest & BON CHARGE

24:04 - Gen Z Discovers

25:30 - Breaking Bridget

39:10 - Phetasy News

39:56 - The Internet Is Glorious

End Music - Sweetfire performed by Lightmaker

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They're Eating The Pets Sep 15, 2024

"They're eating the dogs, eating the cats," a moment from the Presidential debate leads to viral TikTok dances and is impossible to get out of your head. Trump & Kamala go head-to-head. 9/11 earnestness is impossible, proving the terrorists won. All the "everything is a psy-op" people like Dave Rubin and Tim Pool are exposed as Russian dupes and being part of a psy-op, the trans porn singularity, and Bridget is Broken.

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14:12 - Sheath & Caliber

16:59 - What Is Happening

18:14 - Russia So Russian

22:40 - Weather

23:05 - Matriarchy So Crafty

25:19 - Quest & BON CHARGE

27:43 - Breaking Bridget

34:01 - Phetasy News

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Good Vibes, Joy & The Empty Vessel Aug 31, 2024

Democrats pulled a switcheroo, Biden's out, Kamala's in, but what does she actually stand for? RFK Jr. and Tulsi Gabbard join Trump's team. Americans ignore the fact that all of their social security numbers have been stolen. Revisiting the most fun, viral moments of the Olympics. The Taliban bans women from speaking in public because apparently men are incapable of controlling themselves. And Bridget marvels at the spin cyclone trying to make us believe that Kamala is something new and different.

0:00 - President-In-Waiting

15:42 - Electile Dysfunction 2024

17:24 - Sheath & Caliber

19:56 - Important Stories That Were Ignored

20:26 - Weather

20:53 - The Olympics

24:50 - Patriarchy So Crafty

28:53 - Quest & BON CHARGE

31:26 - Breaking Bridget

40:47 - Phetasy News

42:00 - The Internet Is Glorious

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Hitler, Hillbillies & Hos Jul 21, 2024

The Trump assassination attempt, the Secret Service fail, JD Vance goes from calling Trump Hitler to his new running mate, the return of cancel culture, New York discovers trash cans, Bridget's hatred of wind farms in the ocean, why the Democrats deserve to lose, the scandal of the Biden cover up, and the RNC with Kid Rock, Dana White, Hulk Hogan & Trump

0:00 - Troll-In-Exile

13:42 - Electile Dysfunction

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20:54 - Cancelled

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Hawk Tuah Is An American Hero Jul 07, 2024

Biden blanks in debate and everyone has finally realized he’s old, even Trump feels sorry for him. The Supreme Court made a lot of important rulings that we don’t attempt to break down. Hawk Tuah girl captures America’s hearts, a new prison concept is likely to incentivize murders, and Bridget rants about the switcheroo Democrats might pull by swapping in Newsom for Biden at the last minute.

0:00 - Electile Dysfunction

15:13 - Important Stories We're Ignoring

16:16 - Sheath Underwear

17:24 - Capitalism Always Wins

21:04 - Weather

21:26 - Siri, Please Take My Life

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25:47 - Dumpster Diving

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34:30 - Phetasy News

35:28 - The Internet Is Glorious

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Star Wars Acolyte - Millions of Voices Cried Out In Terror Jun 23, 2024

Biden proclaims Elder Abuse Awareness day, are we all ignoring his cries for help? Hunter Biden is convicted on gun charges, Chiquita Banana financed a Colombian paramilitary group and Disney continues its destruction of the Star Wars franchise with The Acolyte. Climate change LARPers spray paint Stonehenge, the Surgeon General tries to warn about the dangers of social media, that Amazon tribe was NOT addicted to porn, and the mainstream media tries to gaslight us into believing we don't all know what a senile old man looks like.

0:00 - Senile-In-Chief

4:26 - This F*ckin Guy

5:20 - Capitalism Always Wins

6:55 - Sprained My Eyes

10:55 - Sheath Underwear

12:07 - Parade of Morons

14:32 - Weather

14:57 - Okay, Boomer

18:29 - Beyond Parody

21:13 - Quest & BON CHARGE

23:24 - Dumpster Diving

27:18 - Breaking Bridget

33:10 Phetasy News

33:55 - Internet Is Glorious

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Leave The Lesbians Alone Jun 09, 2024

Did Biden poop his pants in Normandy? Trump has been convicted, now what? If the Ayatollah and Al Qaeda are commending you are you really on the right side of history? Hamas Girl Summer has a fashion line, Queers for Palestine can't make up their minds, lesbians are being banned from lesbian dating apps for saying no to penises, Amazon tribe gets hooked on porn, and Bridget rants about Fauci.

0:00 - Senile-In-Charge

3:49 - Troll Convicted

10:11 - Bridget's Standup Appearances

13:00 - What Is Happening?

15:06 - Hamas Girl Summer

18:37 - Sheath Underwear

19:43 - Chickens Come Home To Roost

22:33 - Nothing Matters

24:15 - Weather

25:02 - WOMEN!

29:07 - Quest & BON CHARGE

31:32 - Dumpster Diving

37:42 - Breaking Bridget

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Y'all Need Jesus May 26, 2024

Your racist grandpa yelling at your senile grandpa, aka the Trump v Biden debates, there was a b*tch fight In Congress, when AI suffers from depression, racist liberals, helicopter crashes, and Bridget's full Texas mom transition.

0:00 - Electile Dysfunction 2024

7:47 - What Is Happening?

12:35 - Sheath Underwear

13:40 - Karma's A Bitch

15:57 - Weather

16:38 - WOMEN!

21:08 - Siri, Please Take My Life

25:04 - Parade of Morons

29:03 - BON CHARGE

30:19 - Dumpster Diving

33:18 - Breaking Bridget

37:08 - Phetasy News

39:18 - The Internet Is Glorious

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The One Thing All Americans Agree On May 12, 2024

Hamas girl summer continues with a gay Dothraki in a midriff top, the one thing Americans can agree on is you don't shoot a puppy, our leaders either have brain worms or wear diapers, and Bridget reviews the Brady roast.

0:00 - Hamas Girl Summer

9:21 - This F*ckin Guy

15:15 - Sheath Underwear

16:37 - Electile Dysfunction 2024

20:35 - Parade of Morons

23:09 - Weather

23:51 - Conspiracy Theories We Can Get Behind

25:16 - Comedy's Last Stand

29:32 - BON CHARGE

30:50 - Dumpster Diving

33:56 - Breaking Bridget

37:34 - Phetasy News

40:00 - The Internet Is Glorious

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Hamas Girl Summer Apr 28, 2024

What will happen to Dumpster Fire if Biden is reelected? What will the kids do if TikTok is really banned? Who will use a flamethrowing robot dog to cook a turkey? Are the kids and the furries teaming up to troll us all?

0:00 - What Is Happening

6:35 - Senile-In-Chief

14:02 - Get Rekt, China

15:45 - Sheath Underwear

17:56 - Weather

18:22 - Get Rekt, Big Tech

20:30 Dumpster Diving

22:56 - Bridget Appearances

26:26 - Breaking Bridget

35:05 - Phetasy News

37:56 - The Internet Is Glorious

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F*ck Around And Find Out Apr 21, 2024

Is it humanly possible to find and unbiased jury for Trump? Who just discovered you can't threaten public officials to their faces without consequences? What will an entire generation of female athletes have to do to fix women's sports? What does Bridget have saved for the apocalypse?

0:00 - Troll Indicted

4:03 - F*ck Around And Find Out

7:01 - Patriarchy So Crafty

9:56 - Weather

10:56 - Siri, Please Take My Life

13:17 - BON CHARGE

14:34 - Dumpster Diving

17:39 - Breaking Bridget

22:16 - Phetasy News

22:46 - The Internet Is Glorious

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All The Adults In Charge Are Power Hungry Liars Apr 14, 2024

All the promises the politicians are making in order to stay in power, the Juice is no longer loose, being Moon Pilled and Bridget's strange visceral hatred.

0:00 - Old-In-Chief

5:42 - This F*ckin' Guy

10:44 - Sheath Underwear

11:54 - Cool Science Sh*t

20:02 - Weather

20:24 - You're Not Crazy

22:00 - Gen Z Discovers

24:50 - HaHa Hot Sauce

25:44 - Dumpster Diving

30:16 - Breaking Bridget

40:02 - Phetasy News

42:04 - The Internet Is Glorious

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Two Chicks At The Same Time Apr 07, 2024

Elon's Neuralink goes live, the only proper use of "they/them," JK Rowling should be President of the World, and Bridget reminisces about Mad Dog 2020.

0:00 - Chickens Come Home To Roost

5:48 - My Nemesis Is At It Again

7:42 - WOMEN!

9:25 - RIP Lizzo

11:26 - What Is Happening?

14:20 - Weather

14:47 - BON CHARGE

16:07 - Parade of Morons

19:45 - Gen Z Discovers

21:30 - Dumpster Diving

22:32 - Breaking Bridget

27:06 - Phetasy News

29:07 - The Internet Is Glorious

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My Culture Is Not Your Costume Mar 24, 2024

Trump's bloodbath comment taken out of context, Dylan Mulvaney's song celebrating toxic female tropes, the endless news cycle around Kate Middleton, all to distract us from the war on small business as explained by Carol Roth.

0:00 - Troll-In-Exile

4:37 - Conspiracy Theories We Can Get Behind

9:49 - WOMEN!

13:06 - Sheath Underwear

14:12 - Patriarchy So Crafty

19:22 - Weather

20:04 - What Is Happening

24:55 - Factor & BON CHARGE

27:33 - Gen Z Discovers

29:32 - Dumpster Diving

31:28 - Breaking Bridget

42:56 - Phetasy News

43:56 - The Internet Is Glorious

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Will Boobs Unite or Divide Us? Mar 10, 2024

How much trouble did Bridget get in over Sydney Sweeney's boobs? Did Trump bribe the Supreme Court with Never Surrender Hightops? What will the name "Dr. Jill's Milk Cannons" be used for? Has the Unwokening begun?

0:00 - WOMEN!

8:15 - Old-In-Chief

9:49 - Troll-In-Exile

11:39 - Get Rekt China

15:37 - Sheath Underwear

16:38 - Chickens Come Home To Roost

18:35 - Weather

18:59 - Never Woke Enough

20:13 - The Unwokening

23:29 - BON CHARGE

24:39 - Dumpster Diving

26:06 - Breaking Bridget

30:04 - The Internet Is Glorious

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Too Smart To Be This McTarded Feb 25, 2024

What's bad for America is great for Dumpster Fire. Tucker Carlson discovers poor people stuff. A 90 year old volunteer is fired because of pronouns. Bridget is the Basic B*tch of the Culture Wars.

0:00 - Introduction

0:52 - Capitalism Always Wins

6:51 - We're Living In A South Park

14:14 - RIP/BDE

15:32 - Important Stories We're Ignoring

16:28 - Sheath Underwear

17:29 - Never Woke Enough

19:48 - Weather

20:15 - Siri, Please Take My Life

25:40 - Manscaped & Factor

27:57 - Beyond Parody

30:34 - Dumpster Diving

31:45 - Breaking Bridget

37:32 - Phetasy News

38:50 - The Internet Is Glorious

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The Diaper People Feb 11, 2024

The Adult Baby Diaper Lover community is getting a spa. Tucker Carlson gets burned by Putin and gets a new nickname from Bridget. Taylor Swift is a deep state plant. And Gen Z discovers loud budgeting.

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0:00 - Introduction

0:50 - What Is Happening?

4:54 - Join Phetasy

5:57 - America's Too Fat For A Civil War

9:25 - Sheath Underwear

10:25 - Russia So Russian

15:05 - Sprained My Eyes

19:18 - Capitalism Always Wins

22:46 - Weather

24:13 - WOMEN!

26:12 - We're All Gonna Die

28:02 - Gen Z Discovers

30:17 - Dumpster Diving

32:41 - Breaking Bridget

37:55 - Phetasy News

40:00 - The Internet Is Glorious

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American Karen Jan 21, 2024

Is it gonna be Trump v. Hillary again in 2028 in the election loop that will never end? Has anyone ever heard of NACs? How badly is the National Independent Contractor decree going to f*ck you? Will Bridget finally admit this is a news show?

0:00 - Introduction

1:00 - Electile Dysfunction 2024

11:16 - Parade of Morons

14:35 - Sheath & CrowdHealth

16:50 - Important Stories We're NOT Ignoring (But Everyone Else Is)

25:46 - Weather

26:55 - BDE

28:40 - Dumpster Diving

31:17 - Breaking Bridget

39:52 - Phetasy News

43:10 - The Internet Is Glorious

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Links:

Whitney Webb Article - Wall Street’s Takeover of Nature Advances with Launch of New Asset Class

Carol Roth Article - A grassroots victory against Wall Street and green tyranny

AB5 Employment Result

The Independent Contractor Rule goes National

Kevin Kiley on Walk-Ins Welcome - AB5 Going National Will Be A Disaster

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This Is What Happens... Jan 07, 2024

What were the global repercussions of shutting down Pedo Island? Should blocking traffic to the airport be a federal offense? How dark can our dark jokes get? What would Bridget do with a trillion dollars?

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0:00 - Introduction

1:14 - Troll-In-Exile

4:47 - What Is Happening?

11:56 - Epstein Didn't Kill Himself

15:46 - Chickens Come Home To Roost

18:35 - Get Rekt, China

20:48 - Sheath Underwear & CrowdHealth

23:17 - Weather

23:38 - Patriarchy So Crafty

24:29 - Dumpster Diving

25:42 - Breaking Bridget

29:50 - Phetasy News

31:20 - The Internet Is Glorious

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MAGA: The Gathering Dec 17, 2023

Does the Harvard hypocrisy never end? Who doubted Kid Rock would go back to Bud Light? Is Hunter Biden single-handedly propping up the sex trade industry? Who's going to buy Bridget the physical Trump Trading card?

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0:00 - Introduction

0:31 - Troll-In-Exile

4:38 - Join Phetasy

5:58 - Make Orwell Fiction Again

7:16 - Hypocrisy On Fire

11:10 - Sheath Underwear

12:14 - Capitalism Always Wins

16:05 - Weather

17:17 - CrowdHealth & How Rico Saved Santa

19:26 - No End In Pandemic

22:04 - Ye So Cray-Ye

22:57 - Gen Z Discovers

26:00 - Dumpster Diving

30:18 - Breaking Bridget

36:20 - Phetasy News

39:08 - The Internet Is Glorious

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Two Americas, One Cup Dec 03, 2023

Do we need more chainsaw-wielding politicians? Is everyone in IT a furry? Did Snoop Dogg make us all look like fools? Is Elon Musk no longer Bridget's nemesis?

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Chapters:

0:00 - Introduction

0:34 - Make Orwell Fiction Again

5:14 - BDE Award

7:42 - Electile Dysfunction 2024

16:01 - Sheath Underwear

17:10 - Everything Is Racist

19:03 - What Is Happening?

20:00 - Weather

20:43 - My Nemesis Is At It Again

24:02 - The Night Rico Saved Santa & CrowdHealth

26:06 - Capitalism Always Wins

28:07 - Gen Z Discovers

31:01 - Dumpster Diving

33:43 - Breaking Bridget

38:23 - Phetasy News

40:21 - The Internet Is Glorious