Dumpster Fire with Bridget Phetasy

Dumpster Fire 159 - (Mostly) Unedited Version Nov 03, 2024

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We had to get caught up on the week of garbage, and Bridget describes Hereticon for the subscribers.

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Republicans Have A Woman Problem Nov 01, 2024

Democrats have a man problem but Republicans have a woman problem. Why wouldn't you be trying to capture all the Independent female voters out there instead of driving them away with talk of body count and crazy cat ladies?

0:00 - WOMEN!

10:14 - Weather

10:42 - WOMEN! continued

12:31 - Quest

13:42 - Phetasy News

14:22 - The Internet Is Glorious

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Lesbians Are Being Put On Trains? Oct 30, 2024

Surviving the election with your sanity intact, and progressives are vastly overestimating the American train system.

0:00 - Electile Dysfunction

6:52 - Caliber

7:59 - Weather

8:14 - What Is Happening

12:00 - Phetasy News

13:07 - The Internet Is Glorious

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Dumpster Fire 157 - (Mostly) Unedited Version Oct 30, 2024

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People are really overestimating the American train system.

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Trump Appears On The Joe Rogan Experience Oct 27, 2024

Trump sits down with Rogan and is his usual self, Kamala pisses off Beyoncé fans who were expecting a free concert.

0:00 - Troll-In-Exile

9:33 - Caliber

10:41 - Weather

11:06 - President-In-Waiting

13:23 - Phetasy Merch

13:37 - Phetasy News

14:24 - The Internet Is Glorious

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Dumpster Fire 156 - (Mostly) Unedited Version Oct 27, 2024

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Trump’s JRE appearance.

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Kamala's Nonsense Talking Tour 2024 Oct 25, 2024

McDonald's E. coli outbreak after Trump's appearance must be the work of the deep state, right? Kamala is allergic to answering questions.

0:00 - Beyond Parody

4:33 - Quest

5:40 - Weather

6:30 - President-In-Waiting

14:35 - Election 2024 Merch

15:05 - Phetasy News

15:57 - The Internet Is Glorious

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Dumpster Fire 155 - (Mostly) Unedited Version Oct 25, 2024

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Bridget goes off the rails for a while here talking about her experiences in India and the existence of the “poop hand”.

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Trump Cooks Kamala Oct 23, 2024

Trump's McDonald's "stunt" is a brilliant move and causes the Left to lose their minds, again. Trump also talks about Arnold Palmer's wang and Bridget has a question for the guys.

0:00 - Troll-In-Exile

9:55 - Caliber

11:12 - Weather

11:43 - What Is Happening?

14:22 - Phetasy News End

Music - Sweetfire performed by Lightmaker

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Elon's Big Rocket Insertion Oct 20, 2024

Elon's Mechazilla catches his rocket and dudes everywhere got turned on, Bridget puts aside old grudges and declares him no longer her nemesis, Christopher Columbus might have been a Jew, your robot vacuum might be spying on you, racist holiday candles, God has a sense ironic justice, and Russell Brand is the biggest grifter of them all.

0:00 - Everything Is Racist

2:44 - Siri, Please Take My Life

3:38 - Cool Science Sh*t

7:03 - Weather

7:35 - Sheath & Quest

9:39 - Dumpster Diving

12:27 - Breaking Bridget

17:03 - The Internet Is Glorious

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Russell Brand Thread

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Dumpster Fires 152 & 153 (Mostly) Unedited Oct 19, 2024

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We're trying something new. We'll be releasing shorter episodes more often. We're still figuring out the schedule but for now enjoy us dying laughing at Bridget's attempts to seduce Elon.

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Democrats Have A Man Problem Oct 18, 2024

A video intending to drum up support among men for the Harris/Walz campaign goes viral for all the wrong reasons. Do Democrats even know what men are anymore?

0:00 - Beyond Parody

6:46 - Quest

7:54 - Weather

8:22 - Electile Dysfunction

10:58 - Phetasy News

11:29 - The Internet Is Glorious

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No One Is Coming Oct 13, 2024

The Vice Presidential debate had the vibe of an adult confronting the coach who molested him, Kamala had a Veep moment, Elon jumped for joy at Trump rally, CBS edits Kamala's answer in an interview, WOMEN are fighting back in sports, TikTok is on the verge of being banned, Gen Z discovers whippets, and Hurricane Helene shows us no one is coming.

0:00 - Electile Dysfunction

14:07 - Sheath & Caliber

16:24 - Journavism

21:55 - WOMEN!

26:09 - Quest & BON CHARGE

28:36 - Weather

29:10 - Get Rekt China

30:24 - Gen Z Discovers

32:32 - Dumpster Diving

34:07 - Breaking Bridget

40:56 - Phetasy News

42:22 - The Internet Is Glorious

End Music - Sweetfire performed by Lightmaker

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Dumpster Fire 151 - (Mostly) Unedited Version Oct 12, 2024

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Hear about the many hills Bridget will die on.

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P. Diddy, Pagers & Fake Pandas Sep 29, 2024

There was another attempt to assassinate Trump and it seems like a million years ago, Mossad executed a multi-step plan to take out Hezbollah leadership and a lot of d*cks were blown off, Olivia Nuzzi aggressively sends nudes to RFK Jr., P. Diddy and a pyramid scheme of pedos, China passes off Chows as Pandas, Gen Z discovers Hitler, and Dick Cheney endorses Kamala.

0:00 - Troll-In-Exile

7:11 - The Making of a Lot of Eunuchs

10:31 - Sheath & Caliber

12:48 - Electile Dysfunction

14:51 - Weather

15:16 - Pedos Everywhere

20:28 - Get Rekt China

21:38 - Quest & BON CHARGE

24:04 - Gen Z Discovers

25:30 - Breaking Bridget

39:10 - Phetasy News

39:56 - The Internet Is Glorious

End Music - Sweetfire performed by Lightmaker

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Dumpster Fire 150 - (Mostly) Unedited Version Sep 28, 2024

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This one was unhinged. So many great moments that must remain behind the paywall!

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They're Eating The Pets Sep 15, 2024

"They're eating the dogs, eating the cats," a moment from the Presidential debate leads to viral TikTok dances and is impossible to get out of your head. Trump & Kamala go head-to-head. 9/11 earnestness is impossible, proving the terrorists won. All the "everything is a psy-op" people like Dave Rubin and Tim Pool are exposed as Russian dupes and being part of a psy-op, the trans porn singularity, and Bridget is Broken.

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0:00 - Electile Dysfunction

14:12 - Sheath & Caliber

16:59 - What Is Happening

18:14 - Russia So Russian

22:40 - Weather

23:05 - Matriarchy So Crafty

25:19 - Quest & BON CHARGE

27:43 - Breaking Bridget

34:01 - Phetasy News

34:36 - The Internet Is Glorious

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Dumpster Fire 149 - (Mostly) Unedited Version Sep 15, 2024

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They’re eating the dogs, they’re eating the cats remixes & Bridget is broken.

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Good Vibes, Joy & The Empty Vessel Aug 31, 2024

Democrats pulled a switcheroo, Biden's out, Kamala's in, but what does she actually stand for? RFK Jr. and Tulsi Gabbard join Trump's team. Americans ignore the fact that all of their social security numbers have been stolen. Revisiting the most fun, viral moments of the Olympics. The Taliban bans women from speaking in public because apparently men are incapable of controlling themselves. And Bridget marvels at the spin cyclone trying to make us believe that Kamala is something new and different.

0:00 - President-In-Waiting

15:42 - Electile Dysfunction 2024

17:24 - Sheath & Caliber

19:56 - Important Stories That Were Ignored

20:26 - Weather

20:53 - The Olympics

24:50 - Patriarchy So Crafty

28:53 - Quest & BON CHARGE

31:26 - Breaking Bridget

40:47 - Phetasy News

42:00 - The Internet Is Glorious

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Dumpster Fire 148 - (Mostly) Unedited Version Aug 31, 2024

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We’re back! We lost Hope, Bridget is dead inside, but we return to the Dumpster Fire.

New episode of Dumpster Fire will launch SATURDAY 8/31/24 at 1pm CT. Join us for the Premiere on YouTube and take part in the live chat!

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Hitler, Hillbillies & Hos Jul 21, 2024

The Trump assassination attempt, the Secret Service fail, JD Vance goes from calling Trump Hitler to his new running mate, the return of cancel culture, New York discovers trash cans, Bridget's hatred of wind farms in the ocean, why the Democrats deserve to lose, the scandal of the Biden cover up, and the RNC with Kid Rock, Dana White, Hulk Hogan & Trump

0:00 - Troll-In-Exile

13:42 - Electile Dysfunction

18:31 - Quest & Sheath Underwear

20:54 - Cancelled

23:53 - Weather

24:25 - Dumpster Diving

27:21 - BON CHARGE

28:47 - Breaking Bridget

35:47 - Update

44:50 - Phetasy News

46:24 - The Internet Is Glorious

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Dumpster Fire 147 - (Mostly) Unedited Version Jul 20, 2024

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So much has happened, we can’t keep up, but we do our best.

This unedited version is vastly different from the edited version, so enjoy the comparison!

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Hawk Tuah Is An American Hero Jul 07, 2024

Biden blanks in debate and everyone has finally realized he’s old, even Trump feels sorry for him. The Supreme Court made a lot of important rulings that we don’t attempt to break down. Hawk Tuah girl captures America’s hearts, a new prison concept is likely to incentivize murders, and Bridget rants about the switcheroo Democrats might pull by swapping in Newsom for Biden at the last minute.

0:00 - Electile Dysfunction

15:13 - Important Stories We're Ignoring

16:16 - Sheath Underwear

17:24 - Capitalism Always Wins

21:04 - Weather

21:26 - Siri, Please Take My Life

23:07 - Quest & BON CHARGE

25:47 - Dumpster Diving

26:58 - Breaking Bridget

34:30 - Phetasy News

35:28 - The Internet Is Glorious

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Dumpster Fire 146 - (Mostly) Unedited Version Jul 06, 2024

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The ranting will continue until morale improves.

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Star Wars Acolyte - Millions of Voices Cried Out In Terror Jun 23, 2024

Biden proclaims Elder Abuse Awareness day, are we all ignoring his cries for help? Hunter Biden is convicted on gun charges, Chiquita Banana financed a Colombian paramilitary group and Disney continues its destruction of the Star Wars franchise with The Acolyte. Climate change LARPers spray paint Stonehenge, the Surgeon General tries to warn about the dangers of social media, that Amazon tribe was NOT addicted to porn, and the mainstream media tries to gaslight us into believing we don't all know what a senile old man looks like.

0:00 - Senile-In-Chief

4:26 - This F*ckin Guy

5:20 - Capitalism Always Wins

6:55 - Sprained My Eyes

10:55 - Sheath Underwear

12:07 - Parade of Morons

14:32 - Weather

14:57 - Okay, Boomer

18:29 - Beyond Parody

21:13 - Quest & BON CHARGE

23:24 - Dumpster Diving

27:18 - Breaking Bridget

33:10 Phetasy News

33:55 - Internet Is Glorious

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Dumpster Fire 145 - (Mostly) Unedited Version Jun 22, 2024

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Why do they insist on ruining Star Wars?

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Leave The Lesbians Alone Jun 09, 2024

Did Biden poop his pants in Normandy? Trump has been convicted, now what? If the Ayatollah and Al Qaeda are commending you are you really on the right side of history? Hamas Girl Summer has a fashion line, Queers for Palestine can't make up their minds, lesbians are being banned from lesbian dating apps for saying no to penises, Amazon tribe gets hooked on porn, and Bridget rants about Fauci.

0:00 - Senile-In-Charge

3:49 - Troll Convicted

10:11 - Bridget's Standup Appearances

13:00 - What Is Happening?

15:06 - Hamas Girl Summer

18:37 - Sheath Underwear

19:43 - Chickens Come Home To Roost

22:33 - Nothing Matters

24:15 - Weather

25:02 - WOMEN!

29:07 - Quest & BON CHARGE

31:32 - Dumpster Diving

37:42 - Breaking Bridget

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Dumpster Fire 144 - (Mostly) Unedited Version Jun 08, 2024

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Dumpster Fire is always a wild ride, this one more than most!

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Y'all Need Jesus May 26, 2024

Your racist grandpa yelling at your senile grandpa, aka the Trump v Biden debates, there was a b*tch fight In Congress, when AI suffers from depression, racist liberals, helicopter crashes, and Bridget's full Texas mom transition.

0:00 - Electile Dysfunction 2024

7:47 - What Is Happening?

12:35 - Sheath Underwear

13:40 - Karma's A Bitch

15:57 - Weather

16:38 - WOMEN!

21:08 - Siri, Please Take My Life

25:04 - Parade of Morons

29:03 - BON CHARGE

30:19 - Dumpster Diving

33:18 - Breaking Bridget

37:08 - Phetasy News

39:18 - The Internet Is Glorious

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Dumpster Fire 143 - (Mostly) Unedited Version May 25, 2024

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Bridget was off the rails on this one.

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The One Thing All Americans Agree On May 12, 2024

Hamas girl summer continues with a gay Dothraki in a midriff top, the one thing Americans can agree on is you don't shoot a puppy, our leaders either have brain worms or wear diapers, and Bridget reviews the Brady roast.

0:00 - Hamas Girl Summer

9:21 - This F*ckin Guy

15:15 - Sheath Underwear

16:37 - Electile Dysfunction 2024

20:35 - Parade of Morons

23:09 - Weather

23:51 - Conspiracy Theories We Can Get Behind

25:16 - Comedy's Last Stand

29:32 - BON CHARGE

30:50 - Dumpster Diving

33:56 - Breaking Bridget

37:34 - Phetasy News

40:00 - The Internet Is Glorious

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Dumpster Fire 142 - (Mostly) Unedited Version May 11, 2024

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Comedy is back, baby! Punching in all directions.

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Hamas Girl Summer Apr 28, 2024

What will happen to Dumpster Fire if Biden is reelected? What will the kids do if TikTok is really banned? Who will use a flamethrowing robot dog to cook a turkey? Are the kids and the furries teaming up to troll us all?

0:00 - What Is Happening

6:35 - Senile-In-Chief

14:02 - Get Rekt, China

15:45 - Sheath Underwear

17:56 - Weather

18:22 - Get Rekt, Big Tech

20:30 Dumpster Diving

22:56 - Bridget Appearances

26:26 - Breaking Bridget

35:05 - Phetasy News

37:56 - The Internet Is Glorious

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F*ck Around And Find Out Apr 21, 2024

Is it humanly possible to find and unbiased jury for Trump? Who just discovered you can't threaten public officials to their faces without consequences? What will an entire generation of female athletes have to do to fix women's sports? What does Bridget have saved for the apocalypse?

0:00 - Troll Indicted

4:03 - F*ck Around And Find Out

7:01 - Patriarchy So Crafty

9:56 - Weather

10:56 - Siri, Please Take My Life

13:17 - BON CHARGE

14:34 - Dumpster Diving

17:39 - Breaking Bridget

22:16 - Phetasy News

22:46 - The Internet Is Glorious

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Dumpster Fire 140 - (Mostly) Unedited Version Apr 20, 2024

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A lot of on-the-fly changes on this one.

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All The Adults In Charge Are Power Hungry Liars Apr 14, 2024

All the promises the politicians are making in order to stay in power, the Juice is no longer loose, being Moon Pilled and Bridget's strange visceral hatred.

0:00 - Old-In-Chief

5:42 - This F*ckin' Guy

10:44 - Sheath Underwear

11:54 - Cool Science Sh*t

20:02 - Weather

20:24 - You're Not Crazy

22:00 - Gen Z Discovers

24:50 - HaHa Hot Sauce

25:44 - Dumpster Diving

30:16 - Breaking Bridget

40:02 - Phetasy News

42:04 - The Internet Is Glorious

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Dumpster Fire 139 - (Mostly) Unedited Version Apr 13, 2024

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The most perfect description of an Erehwon you’ve ever heard.

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Two Chicks At The Same Time Apr 07, 2024

Elon's Neuralink goes live, the only proper use of "they/them," JK Rowling should be President of the World, and Bridget reminisces about Mad Dog 2020.

0:00 - Chickens Come Home To Roost

5:48 - My Nemesis Is At It Again

7:42 - WOMEN!

9:25 - RIP Lizzo

11:26 - What Is Happening?

14:20 - Weather

14:47 - BON CHARGE

16:07 - Parade of Morons

19:45 - Gen Z Discovers

21:30 - Dumpster Diving

22:32 - Breaking Bridget

27:06 - Phetasy News

29:07 - The Internet Is Glorious

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Dumpster Fire 138 - (Mostly) Unedited Version Apr 06, 2024

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Finally, the proper use of they/them!

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My Culture Is Not Your Costume Mar 24, 2024

Trump's bloodbath comment taken out of context, Dylan Mulvaney's song celebrating toxic female tropes, the endless news cycle around Kate Middleton, all to distract us from the war on small business as explained by Carol Roth.

0:00 - Troll-In-Exile

4:37 - Conspiracy Theories We Can Get Behind

9:49 - WOMEN!

13:06 - Sheath Underwear

14:12 - Patriarchy So Crafty

19:22 - Weather

20:04 - What Is Happening

24:55 - Factor & BON CHARGE

27:33 - Gen Z Discovers

29:32 - Dumpster Diving

31:28 - Breaking Bridget

42:56 - Phetasy News

43:56 - The Internet Is Glorious

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Dumpster Fire 137 - (Mostly) Unedited Version Mar 23, 2024

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Dylan Mulvaney, Kate Middleton & Bowser

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Will Boobs Unite or Divide Us? Mar 10, 2024

How much trouble did Bridget get in over Sydney Sweeney's boobs? Did Trump bribe the Supreme Court with Never Surrender Hightops? What will the name "Dr. Jill's Milk Cannons" be used for? Has the Unwokening begun?

0:00 - WOMEN!

8:15 - Old-In-Chief

9:49 - Troll-In-Exile

11:39 - Get Rekt China

15:37 - Sheath Underwear

16:38 - Chickens Come Home To Roost

18:35 - Weather

18:59 - Never Woke Enough

20:13 - The Unwokening

23:29 - BON CHARGE

24:39 - Dumpster Diving

26:06 - Breaking Bridget

30:04 - The Internet Is Glorious

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Too Smart To Be This McTarded Feb 25, 2024

What's bad for America is great for Dumpster Fire. Tucker Carlson discovers poor people stuff. A 90 year old volunteer is fired because of pronouns. Bridget is the Basic B*tch of the Culture Wars.

0:00 - Introduction

0:52 - Capitalism Always Wins

6:51 - We're Living In A South Park

14:14 - RIP/BDE

15:32 - Important Stories We're Ignoring

16:28 - Sheath Underwear

17:29 - Never Woke Enough

19:48 - Weather

20:15 - Siri, Please Take My Life

25:40 - Manscaped & Factor

27:57 - Beyond Parody

30:34 - Dumpster Diving

31:45 - Breaking Bridget

37:32 - Phetasy News

38:50 - The Internet Is Glorious

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Dumpster Fire 135 - (Mostly) Unedited Version Feb 24, 2024

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So many rants, so little time.

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The Diaper People Feb 11, 2024

The Adult Baby Diaper Lover community is getting a spa. Tucker Carlson gets burned by Putin and gets a new nickname from Bridget. Taylor Swift is a deep state plant. And Gen Z discovers loud budgeting.

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0:00 - Introduction

0:50 - What Is Happening?

4:54 - Join Phetasy

5:57 - America's Too Fat For A Civil War

9:25 - Sheath Underwear

10:25 - Russia So Russian

15:05 - Sprained My Eyes

19:18 - Capitalism Always Wins

22:46 - Weather

24:13 - WOMEN!

26:12 - We're All Gonna Die

28:02 - Gen Z Discovers

30:17 - Dumpster Diving

32:41 - Breaking Bridget

37:55 - Phetasy News

40:00 - The Internet Is Glorious

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Dumpster Fire 134 - (Mostly) Unedited Version Feb 10, 2024

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The diaper people are coming.

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American Karen Jan 21, 2024

Is it gonna be Trump v. Hillary again in 2028 in the election loop that will never end? Has anyone ever heard of NACs? How badly is the National Independent Contractor decree going to f*ck you? Will Bridget finally admit this is a news show?

0:00 - Introduction

1:00 - Electile Dysfunction 2024

11:16 - Parade of Morons

14:35 - Sheath & CrowdHealth

16:50 - Important Stories We're NOT Ignoring (But Everyone Else Is)

25:46 - Weather

26:55 - BDE

28:40 - Dumpster Diving

31:17 - Breaking Bridget

39:52 - Phetasy News

43:10 - The Internet Is Glorious

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Links:

Whitney Webb Article - Wall Street’s Takeover of Nature Advances with Launch of New Asset Class

Carol Roth Article - A grassroots victory against Wall Street and green tyranny

AB5 Employment Result

The Independent Contractor Rule goes National

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Dumpster Fire 133 - (Mostly) Unedited Version Jan 20, 2024

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Do you know what NACs are? Bridget tries to explain.

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This Is What Happens... Jan 07, 2024

What were the global repercussions of shutting down Pedo Island? Should blocking traffic to the airport be a federal offense? How dark can our dark jokes get? What would Bridget do with a trillion dollars?

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0:00 - Introduction

1:14 - Troll-In-Exile

4:47 - What Is Happening?

11:56 - Epstein Didn't Kill Himself

15:46 - Chickens Come Home To Roost

18:35 - Get Rekt, China

20:48 - Sheath Underwear & CrowdHealth

23:17 - Weather

23:38 - Patriarchy So Crafty

24:29 - Dumpster Diving

25:42 - Breaking Bridget

29:50 - Phetasy News

31:20 - The Internet Is Glorious

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Dumpster Fire 132 - (Mostly) Unedited Version Jan 06, 2024

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What would Bridget do with a trillion dollars

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MAGA: The Gathering Dec 17, 2023

Does the Harvard hypocrisy never end? Who doubted Kid Rock would go back to Bud Light? Is Hunter Biden single-handedly propping up the sex trade industry? Who's going to buy Bridget the physical Trump Trading card?

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0:00 - Introduction

0:31 - Troll-In-Exile

4:38 - Join Phetasy

5:58 - Make Orwell Fiction Again

7:16 - Hypocrisy On Fire

11:10 - Sheath Underwear

12:14 - Capitalism Always Wins

16:05 - Weather

17:17 - CrowdHealth & How Rico Saved Santa

19:26 - No End In Pandemic

22:04 - Ye So Cray-Ye

22:57 - Gen Z Discovers

26:00 - Dumpster Diving

30:18 - Breaking Bridget

36:20 - Phetasy News

39:08 - The Internet Is Glorious

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Dumpster Fire 131 - (Mostly) Unedited Version Dec 16, 2023

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Meet Bridget’s alter-ego Denise.

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Two Americas, One Cup Dec 03, 2023

Do we need more chainsaw-wielding politicians? Is everyone in IT a furry? Did Snoop Dogg make us all look like fools? Is Elon Musk no longer Bridget's nemesis?

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Chapters:

0:00 - Introduction

0:34 - Make Orwell Fiction Again

5:14 - BDE Award

7:42 - Electile Dysfunction 2024

16:01 - Sheath Underwear

17:10 - Everything Is Racist

19:03 - What Is Happening?

20:00 - Weather

20:43 - My Nemesis Is At It Again

24:02 - The Night Rico Saved Santa & CrowdHealth

26:06 - Capitalism Always Wins

28:07 - Gen Z Discovers

31:01 - Dumpster Diving

33:43 - Breaking Bridget

38:23 - Phetasy News

40:21 - The Internet Is Glorious